How To Be The GREATEST Store Clerk EVER!! | Job Simulator VR #1
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- I was a Store Clerk IRL & now in VR thanks to Job Simulator!! This is how to be the GREATEST Store Clerk EVER...
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Im still here 5 years later crying-laughing on my floor
Same
Relatable
Same
LOL same
Yesssss
After five years, I still think this was one of my favorite videos ever.
Same
agree👍
Mmmm not foe me but it is one of my fav😂
Same broo
fr
The sheer amount of times I’ve come back to this video over the years is simply phenomenal
Fr this video saves lives
S҉a҉m҉e҉ l҉o҉l҉ t҉h҉i҉s҉ i҉s҉ m҉y҉ t҉h҉e҉r҉a҉p҉y҉
Literally sameeee- this video is better than any of my therapy sessions-
lol same
Lol same
“I tried to close the door with my crotch”
- Lauren November 3, 2017
Almost 5 years ago and that quote still has me rolling
peistpse😢ipse🎉😮rsp😮🎉pusd😊e😊dod😮🎉😮ee😢r😮iiwd🎉😮o🎉😮eo🎉deo🎉uep🎉upw😮wupu🎉😂oo🎉ou🎉w🎉🎉odeoeo🎉ueu🎉ioue🎉wiyu😂zwowiyuri🎉rdoofeoeu😢dod😢euu😂peos🎉😮ow😮🎉wi😢e🎉🎉😂ouecrdeyo🎉rossietzeiyueoedsp😂s😅eso😮rsewzuwi🎉oseq😮😂swu🎉irp😢d😂
6 years now and same 😂
@@Adam09190?
7 yrs now
Lauren went to the future with no humans and just robots just for a new job....best RUclipsr ever!
I like how people say “omg your so inappropriate!!” When there are so much more inappropriate youtubers. I just watch Lauren’s content for laughs I don’t care if she makes dirty jokes or says bad words or anything like that.
That went longer that expected! Have a nice day!!
EXACTLY she gets slightly les subs because of the kids listening to her swear but im a kid....i dont hear a swear word a hear FUNNY VIDEOS
No u hav a good day
:) same, you also have an amazing day!
I’m 8 and all of those in her videos are funny
@@_lucky-moon_2056 hav
6 years and i never stop rewatching my childhood favourite youtuber I LOVE U LAUREN 💜
It's now 7 years
I still can’t believe I have watched her for over seven years. Time flies.😢
19:08 He took the hot sauce!😂 I'm dying! The guy who asked for something for a coin that Lauren just gave him took the hot sauce!!😂😂
Lauren: “sorry sir I’m just drunk today”
Me: “Hey so was my co-worker everytime i worked with him
... So .... is he ... like , .... dead or ... something ?
lol oh no
Lol
Kkkkkkklkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@@weirdst_ Might as well be!
"humans are required to smile and be polite"
"pfft."
AEST else will
@I'm a rat uwu
Teehee
ha yeah no TvT
job Bot and so stupid
@Gwen Forhan men
after 7 years this is still one of my favorite lauren videos
When ur mum catches u eating all the cookies
"Oops, I didn't mean to eat that"
I did that to my mom and she was so mad at me
mom lets me eats oreos bc she eats it too :)
mee
ha! thats so true
Lauren:whyyyyyyyyy I’m grounded now
“ Good Afternoon human, I would like to purchase these CHIPS “
I dont get it
Alexys Bertrand I do
Alexys Bertrand wow
I get it too
CHIPS,
“I tried to close the door with my crotch”
-Lauren, November 3, 2017
That quote will go down in history as one of the deepest, wisest, and most informative quotes in the history of the RUclips universe
Lolllllllll
And yet. It didn't
@@Johnthe_silly I liked your comment
@@the_cool_kids4922 thanks😁
Lol
bit
Hey Lauren! After typing this, I realise you probably aren't going to see this, but it's worth a shot lol... ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS! please do more job simulator! Your channel is all horror games now :(
Here are all the people who want more job simulator!!
👇 thanks heaps! (If you see this)
“OH NO I DIDNT MEAN TO EAT IT”
me every single time I see food
X Bread X that's me in class XD
Me every time i am on a diet but can't resist
It’s funny because it’s true...
Lol
Lol
“Can I tell you something?”
“Sure?”
“I eat burned hot dogs”
“I-
“w o w”
😂
LOL This deserves more likes! 😂
LOL
200st like
What !!!!
Card: “I LIKE JOBS”
Lauren: **giggle** “Me too!”
Me: I don’t have one yet so...
Lauren:*accidently eats the chips*oh my godddd!!!that scared the 💩out of me!!! 3:32
Lol
“Oouii that looks ACCEPTABLE.”
“Thanks a bunch,have a PROFITABLE day”
Lauren 2017: “Ma’am and/or sir”
Me: She’s ready for 2019 already.
Sara Zubieta lol omg 😅😂🤣
Wut its 2020
2020?
Sara Zubieta more like 2030
Sara Zubieta it’s 2020
Ohmigosh! XD XD XD LOL when Lauren accidentally ate the hotdog at 16:56
It was funny
Magicat X3 she kinda did it at 0:00 too....
Dont you just love all the hard work she does for her vids:)
NAH
excuse me?@@miaruiz2205
yes I love her humor and effort!
If she were to quit RUclips my life would be messed up and incomplete without her bc she’s the best 😭
Agreed...
Yeah deer Queen Lauren is protected by Her subcribers
@@morningstartattoo YASSSSSS DEER QUEEN LAUREN
Bobby stupid
Bobby is stupid😈👿😈👿😈
Who watching in 2019?????
"OH NO,I DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT IT"
Who can relate to this, i can
Lilia Arreazola me
@@savannahguerrero9718 um yeah hi. me
Me but I'm not gonna like sorry
Me
lol me hahaha
LOVE YOU LAUREN!!
I rearly like Your video's
CBgamergirl xox who would be here if they didn’t love Lauren’s videos?
+Rain8owMerkat Merkat haters that come on the video and leave a hate comments
CBgamergirl xox j
Thanks!
After six years, still remains one of the best videos on RUclips.
3:12
Robot: _Good afternoon, human!_
Also Robot: _I would like to purchase these...._ *C H I P S*
Me: *wHHhHHHhHHhHEEeEEeEEEeEEezZZZZZZZzzZZzZeEEEeEeEeEEe*
cHiPs
It’s really not that funny😐😑
CiPs
C h I p S
Mmmmmm! This looks... *A C C E P T A B L E*
When you can’t afford a VR Headset, so you just watch everyone else do it-
Update: Everybody. The time has come. I have acquired it.
When you don’t know what to comment so you read everyone esle’s
same-
This is awkward ok
How you now me
When you know a place that has one----
lauren: *throws can in trash can* yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Subtitles: (lauren makes the sound of Mad Skillz)
lmao
Holy frick it actually happens
yea it actually happens at 2:20! It is so funny!
Is does a rurally happen that is soooo funny
LMFAO IT DID I TESTED IT
I have seen this 20 times and it doesn’t get old
Roses are red..
Violets are blue...
I love Lauren.....
And you should too! 😊
If you don't like her I will kill you I mean HURT not kill
Love it
@@brookk9560 lol
Yay u actually did it right! I’m subbing to ur channel
awww how sweet
People who say random things get tons of likes
Sooo,
MICROWAVE!!!
Wut
lol I have 8 tho
Anna_Bananananana5454 Now I have nine
What up I'm rice krispies and these are my friends (sorry)
My top hat is pink with ovens on it
Lauren: let's do store clerk because its the only one I have experience in
me: did you forget about your office job???
Yes, yes she did.
This was so funny. This was why I got job simulator on my vr. Now I am a pro worker. JobBot is actually my long lost brother
Lauren:" struggling closing doors and drawers "
Me: laughing so hard
Same
Same
@Wolf Team on your username how do you put that Z?
@Wolf Team is it a emoji it looks cool
@@addy-ts4gq they are a member
When she said “quit youtube”
I was going to cry
But this video was 3 years ago
I agree
I was going to cry to
@@faridahabdullah6805 but she might have not seen that doe-
Mollie Prendergast yea im new in her channel
I can't wait for the animated version of this video
X SAME
young in restless
X me too
amazing how lauren turns everything into full comedy
Lauren: “I get at least get the hot dogs though”
Me: “NoOo0 tHeY aRe MeAt CyLiNdErS!!!”
Emma Frazier wait waht-
Ha lol same dif
aT LeAsT yOu kNoW yOuR sHaPeS
meeett silindr?
“Technology is amazing right sir”. He is literally a computer
Nooo don't quite yotyob
That was the joke XD
Never quit RUclips
𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖻elive this is three years ago
XD
Nobody:
No one on the planet:
Not even the horse girl at school:
Robot: “gOoD aFteRNooN hUmAn I WoUlD LiKe tO pUrChaSe tHeSe CHIPS.”
Me: *Wheezes*
....did you copy this?
@@hallo-vf2ww No I did not
@@amayagrace.08 idk because i saw the exact comment
Either it was a weird coincidence or somebody copied
@@hallo-vf2ww I might have did the same thing on accident lol but if I did I didn’t mean too!
@@amayagrace.08 its ok
Bot: *watches Lauren pick up the hot dog off the floor*
Lauren: I did not pick this up off the floor…this was…in my pants
Bot’s thoughts: Do you really think I’m gonna pay for that?
Haha.
😂lol
Yasss
He did tho💀
For example?😮
“ Good afternoon, Human. I would like to purchase these *CHIIPSS.* ”
I get it
ELECTRONIC chips
@Aayana Lovely CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS
Me seeing this comment while eating chips:👁👄👁 how did you know?
The worst roblox player on earth CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS
You: Don't you dare...
Kid bot: Sugar sugar. Give me sugar!
You: Okay. This was for me but...
Kid bot: Yummy! More more
You: Here
Kid bot: Yummy! More more
You: Here have a hot dog with slushy on it
Kid bot: That. Is not. Sugar
Lol z
🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
6 years later and Lauren js the best ❤
"My hot dog hit the ATM and money shot out" Said every normal person in real life, ever.
Hex Isme the more I read that, the more sexual it sounds. ..
I say that every day... -insert lenny face here-
Hex Isme lol
Hex Isme how did that happen
Hex Is
"Good afternoon human,i would like to purchase these, *C H I P S* "
Lauren: -WhEeZe-
Lauren: I didn't know my boss was standing there the whole time
Me: He hasn't been. He's been floating there the whole time
I love people like this lol
@@Itsmajesticponies What
Ever
Lmao
“Hit da Button!” I LOVE THAT PART
Would you like these chips *T O A S T E D*
Edit: OML THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LIKES AND REPLIES- YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME
Yeassess plz (^v^)//
LoL 😂
I like them toasted! 🤣
How did u get the word toasted bold?
YASSSSSSS CHIPS
I remember watching this for the first time and this part still gets me
“I can get u a meat cylinder ma’am and or sir” 😂
"Would you like your chips toasted?"
Izzles_ no thank you
Would you like some ketchup on those chips?
Izzles_ I'll try it
Korrena And Rena yes
Yes please
"hello there fello huMAN, i'll take one of those SLUSHY DELITES"
me: XD
I can’t stop laughing when the robber says nae give me more of that sweet sweet cheddar 🧀
Roisin Meikle his gun was also a banana
🧀 is the only thing the robber wants that doesn't make any sense 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Ha ha😐😐😐😐
Me🤣too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I just can’t do this
Help me plz
“A buttoned down collar shirt?” Me: because you’re going the DOKI DOKI literature club :D
i Love Doki doki u can tell XD
EveRy dAy i iMaGiNe a FuTuRe wHeRe i CaN bE wiTh yOu-
In My HaNd ItS a PoEm Of Me AnD yOu
@@teateakira5971 yeee
Monika be like: wow 2 members ;--;
I watched this with my therapist we both found it hilarious we laughed for like 10 minutes at the meat cylinder thing lol
Lol ha
What did they say about the opening the cash register with her crotch
MY FAVORITE RUclipsR AND FAVORITE VR GAME=HEAVEN
銀 Silver Music Nightcore 銀 +
銀 Silver Music Nightcore 銀 kool
Miku!
“The machine swallowed your slushy” laurenzside 2017
I also like "Uhhhhh. I did not pick this up off the floor. This was uh in my pants"
LittleKelly7575 fan I love your name
LittleKelly7575 fan I don’t know what is worse
It's crazy that this video is 5years old I remember watching it when it first came out ( I was 9 now I'm 14 ) ❤
"I'm feeling a little light headed dearie, could you scratch my ticket for me?"
"Oh no.."
-Lauren side says sarcastically
Roses are red
Violets are blue
U make amazing videos
I really love u
P.s Lauren ty for all the amazing vlogs and videos u make!
G
Galaxia Plays
**cough cough**
Roses are red
That much is true
But violets are violet
Not effing blue
XD I’m sorry. I had to.
Roses are red violets are blue I love you so do you!
Cute..............I love it
@@eliasbouchard6926 Yassss😂 That is the best!
Button up Lauren is looking good!
"uh OH EWW I DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT IT!!" kills me every time.
Lauren: don’t judge me!
The customer: O-o
Yas
O-o
o.0
"humans are required to smile and be polite"
"pfft."
- me: we were supposed to do that?... ( this inset my comment just merely something I repleted to )
Lol
:/
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Iol
LOL
Lol
Lauren: *Attempts to close VR register drawer with crotch*
Me(who used to to work retail): *Doesn't realize there was anything wrong with that until she pointed it out*
Everyone else out there who has ever run a cash register knows what's up.
??? I'm pretty sure that she did that in another video 😂
This series has been my comfort videos for 2 years (:
Edit: now 3
Still is lol
When Lauren yeeted the hot Dog to the robot I was like 😂😂😂
*YEET*
Are we not gonna talk about how low key awesome this gas station is????!!!!!
lauren in this video: store clerk is the only job ive had in real life
lauren in the office worker video: ive been an office worker before
Total nostalgia for me, I remember watching this episode and absolutely dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂
6:16 Sooo that’s all you do in elevators....
Spidifly huh?
ţһѧţ ċѧň яєʟѧţє ţo me
8:03 “Technology is amazing isn’t it sir” Look who your talking to
Lauren: discovers edible virtual Twinkie...
"GASP!"
I wanna Twinkie
Abby Plays Crazy oh god dat sword doe
I want a Twinkie to
7 years later, still here. Watching in bed, eyes full of tears
Do not fear it’s not the bad kind. Lauren you make our world shine! Bright bright bright, still staring at your beautiful eyes❤❤❤
My great grandma just died. Thanks for brightening my day!!
Edit: thanks for the support!!!!
Iris Lahtinen oh I’m so sorry you have to go through that. I have a friend whose grandpa died a couple weeks ago as well
Iris Lahtinen Aw.... I feel bad for you 😣
Iris Lahtinen Sorry for your loss that is so sad
Mate that sucks I hope she enjoys her stay in heaven
Aww I am so sorry here is a hug *hug*
Never quite RUclips your good at making vids like if you agree
Nicola Herrick and she's a bad store clerk 😂
AC Amycorn ;-;
The guy who just wanted stuff and just wanted to blow his money, he TOOK YOUR TIPS!!
Ari Draws Lawl
Lol
Bot: oh and can I also get one of those “meat cylinder” Boss bot:hot dog are in the freezer make shore you heat them at least a little bit Lauren: okay 👍 I’ll get you a “meat cylinder” 3:52
Lauren:I tRiEd tO cLoSe ThE doOr WiTh MeH cRaCh
Me:*laughs in pain of looking at her and thinks she is dancing!*
As soon as I read this Lauren said I tried to close the door with my crotch
I played this with my friend I was happy and was like yasssssssss I’m playing the same game as Lauren this game is actually so FUUUUUNNNNNN
M Omg junhcdbxtgfr raw vee
·Unicorn Pusheen Girl· i’ve heard that after you take off a VR headset, you feel sick.
I played it but my dad has a idk and he forgot how to turn it on :C I really wanna play it again!!!!
What VR set do you have? I want one but I don’t know what to get!!
YAY I GOT A LIKE
oh...... that was me
Joseph Fagg that’s me lol
Joseph Fagg same
Hehhe
Totally didnt do dat myself :)
Faker
Lauren: What is this? *Firework pops open* Lauren: Oh God, Eh, Ahh, ÆHHHHHHH!!!!!
Lauren: “I CANT REACH THE LEVER” me” walks over to reach the lever”
Noice work mate
@@CR34T0R_ lol
@@CR34T0R_ I love your name!
@@Lostkayak love your name
Lol I mean even 2nd graders can reach it
I just noticed this bc I was about to start to binge her videos
(Edit: I just realised that by the time I finish commenting this, no one still have finished the whole video yet. XD)
HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
Rain8owMerkat Merkat OMG YOU FOUND OUT
Rain8owMerkat Merkat 🔴 🍰 ć cake
She stopped right when the cop was gonna come. REALLY LAUREN? YOU COULD HAVE COUGHT THAT THIEF!
I’m here in 2024 crying in the inside and still laughing on the floor realising how much she has changed this is my favourite vid she’s ever made ❤❤😢😢
Bot: “ hello human I would like to purchase these CHIPS. “ meh: * laughing my single Pringle life off *
Pringles
Pringles?? Did someone say pringles ??
Hello Human I would like to purchase these *CHIPS*
XD
Hello I would like to order THIS BO RITO
CHIPSSSS XDDADADAFAYA UP AA
XD
Lol XD
Imagine you just walking into Walmart with your mom and then seen the employee dancing I would literally just i-
no matter how long ago this was, it’s still a masterpiece.
6:18 we love dance party’s yesss
YAS
When he said “Make sure you heat them up!” I thought he said “ Make sure you eat those up!” 😂😂😂
Me to
Same
But this really isn't funny
same
Same
Who’s a long-time Lauren fan that viewed this video 3 years after the day you thought this was new because Lauren and her set up looked the same? Or is it just me? Because I am getting so many memories from me watching this all the time.
The fact you tried to use your hip to close the drawer cracks me up 😂😂 I guarentee I wouldve done the same
The most funniest things is Lauren saying Weenis
???innerpropreite but okay???
@@jillstephens7764 its not really
Also inappropriate*
Lol yess
@@jillstephens7764 yas
@@jillstephens7764 weenis is excess skin 😟😟 dirty minded
Did anybody else notice that the guy who asked for the energy drink had a total of 179 dollars? 😂
Mintyx Oreoz i think its bc she swiped it a ton of times
Mintyx Oreoz he actually did
Mintyx Oreoz It’s because she scanned it like a *million* times
Yeah it's because she scanned it a lot XD
Well she scand it 200000000000