As an Asian, I approve your comment. One doesn't have to be Asian to see what's wrong with his cooking techniques. Straight out disrespect towards tofu by grinding it with mortar. Jamie Oliver should also know that specifically silken tofu holds a lot of water, making his dish even soggier.
For everyone who thinks Uncle Roger is over the top: Just imagen an asian cook saying "we are going to make a classical british dish!" and throwing baked beans, fried fish, a croissant and a sip of black tea into the blender, baking this stuff, garnishing it with chilli ketchup and sweet potato fries.
I'm from Thailand and i love Phad Thai. For us it can be very easy to cook but also can be tricky if you had wrong ingredients. Phad Thai can range from 40Baht ($1) from food trolley and up to 500 Baht ($15) in Fine Dining restaurants. "Phad" in Thai means Pan-fried and Thai is my nationality. What Jamie Oliver did today is neither Phad nor Thai. RIP JO
As a Thai, if Mr. Oliver oily still has his attitude to explain other people food in wrong way without regrets for what he has done , I would glad to send him to chat with our seafood under the Andaman sea !!!@@steemlenn8797
Notice how Jamie poured water into every single food he made on pan. Fried rice, butter chicken, and now pad thai. This guy has a serious dehydration phobia
He needs to water the food down otherwise it has too much flavour for him. I just feel bad for Asian people watching this guy; first he ruins the UK school dinners and hospital food and now he's ruining all of your dishes too. Everyone from the UK under 40 apologises profusely to you all for allowing this monstrosity to gain popularity.
@user-wx6pm1zh5f It's basically something we say when we're frustrated or upset, kinda the same as haiyaa but with more frustration(at least in my own opinion) In other languages, the equivalent would be something like "God damn it". Not sure if I explained it well^^;
I'm Asian and I'm almost certain this has to qualify as racism....I have no idea what KIND of racism, but it probably qualifies. Maybe even against white people for ruining their cooking reputation even more?
For the people who dont get it.. imagine boiling a beef paddy, deep frying the lettuce, putting it between steamed bread, and calling it a classical american hamburger.
I'm European but the fact that he thinks that it's a good idea to bash up tofu and put it in the sauce, or dry "fry" stuff, or overcook noodles AND THEN COOK THEM MORE IN THE PAN... I can't. I just can't. This is just a violation of the most basic rules of cooking in ANY culture, there is literally not a single sane person who does this shit. He's like a child playing around with food with no understanding of how ANYTHING in the kitchen works. But when a kid does it's cute and experimenting. This is a grown ass man who wants you to think he's an authority on the matter and he's invented a better way of doing it than the way everyone else does it.
My very favorite part is that Oliver dry fries some ingredients so he can use less oil, but then drizzles sesame oil over the noodles over the noodles because he overcooks them.
No, pls, pls don't rubbish college boys and girls like that. Yes, they live on their own and cook for themselves with cheap ingredients maximising efficiency, but they will never try to waste or ruin fancy ingredients. And most imporatntly, they never introduce their "get along dish" with their proud home titles to their friends!
Jamie is trying to get normal people to cook different stuff themselves, which is admirable. His recipes are awful since "avarage cooking ability" means half the people in the world are somehow worse than the avarage.
After seeing this, I'm concinved that Jamie just improvises these things on set, and calls it a day. He claimed the sauce would be silky, and it literally looks like lumpy vomit.
Jamie inspired me so much. Tonight I'll be making fried rice without rice. I'll use spaghetti instead, lamb chops, mint sauce and Manchego cheese. The cheese is the game changer. Whoooppp!!
This is so right, silken Tofu is virtually tasteless, it's only benefits are it's unique texture and ability to absorb flavour; both of which vanish if it's mashed by a rock.
I think this is how Jamie Olive Oil plans to get back at Uncle Roger (for all of Uncle Roger's roasting at him) without Jamie ever having the need to confront him haha
I've ate pad thai in Thailand, some of the chef didn't even soak the noodle. They just put the dry noodle in wok and add water little by little. The noodle turned out so perfect.
For the last few months my 12 year old son has been randomly telling me how terrible Jamie Oliver's cooking is and how he stuffs up every recipe. Now I find out that it is because he has been watching this channel. Thank you for being a positive influence in his life. I feel ashamed the internet had to teach him something I should have taught him a long time ago.
In Jamies defense, his Italian dishes are good. Its just his arrogance and ignorance when he takes on cuisines he clearly has no idea about and doesnt even bother to do research thats the issue
We all know that his reactions has an undercurrent of sarcasm to make the content humorous, but I really think that this is the first time uncle Roger really had it. The look in his eyes when the salad came out is no joke, that’s real rage mixed with confusion.
I'm the one that sent Nigel the original veggie pad thai video. The first time I watched it I initially thought "haha Nigel's going to probably hate me for this" but he messaged me seeming genuinely interested in reviewing it in an Uncle Roger video.
@@bananeeek8376 commonly used phrase (in a few countries) to express exasperation. literally translated to english from chinese dialect would be "oh my father!" if you grew up with that context you could tell he said it genuinely, off script, and probably decided later not to edit it out lol
I'm Thai. I have a relative who runs a Pad Thai street food restaurant. I showed him this video. He only said What the fuck is this? Who is this guy? Why did he dare to cook like this? 😂 Edit : Thanks y'all for 3.3k Like 🫰🏽
It's like British cooks have a thing for doing things in the worst possible way when it comes to dishes from other countries. And then they try to convince you (and perhaps themselves) it's so good. Notice they will never have a person of the relevant country around when they commit these atrocities.
You missed the part where he grabbed mismatched chopsticks. Only 2 sets of chopsticks in that can and he couldn't even grab one complete set out of it. Chopsticks are completely different shades from each other.
imagine you are a factory worker making and packaging tofu and you watch this video a realize your lovingly crafted tofu was used in a jamie oliver recipe
I take your point, but people working in a factory don't give a damn what people are doing with their product. Factory workers don't have enough free time and extra energy to waste worrying whether people are eating food "the right way". No one should and they don't.
Unless it's like, some ancient recipe passed down from generations, hand crafted lovingly over days or months by some family that's been making tofu for 500 years, (like authentic pixian doubanjiang is, so good), I doubt the factory workers care.
Has to be an international crime against humanity somehow. I propose we have a minutes silence in chat at the cruel demise that Tofu suffered. The only thing cool about silken tofu is it's unique texture - and he smashed it to a gooey bland pulp, what a waste.
@@shamus731 Man, I have known so so many people who called themselves vegans but eggs were the least of it. One couple after going on and on about turkey Holocaust day and animal rights we went out to dinner and they both ordered shrimp fettuccine, and this was not a vegan place.
2:45 I'm Indian and this is murder of tofu in india we call it paneer and haiya veggie pad Thai always remember vegetables taste the cheese from lunchly fr
I lived in Thailand for many years and this hurt my soul also. It's just insulting. He needs to stop cooking sh*t that he calls Asian. He's clearly never eaten any real Asian food.
Jamie crushing Tofu with mortar and pestle made MY ancestors cry; and my ancestors were Norwegian and French and never even heard of Tofu! What a tragedy! 😞
My Japanese-American mom would have just given him the same disgusted look she gave me when I tried to explain to her what a Philly roll was. ("Cream cheese in... NO." 🤣)
I don't even have Asian ancestors, and my ancestors are still crying at the things this man is cooking. He cooks these dishes like someone who was simply given the ingredients with absolutely no instructions or preexisting knowledge of how to use them.
@@IsaacIsaacIsaacson to be fair, if he was actually give random ingredients and told to make a certain dish out of them, he actually did an okay job… but since that’s not what happened… wtf Jaime?
No, it's actually offensive because he's just taking Asian ingredients like Asia isn't full of different countries, cultures, and cuisine. It's a very white thing to do 😭
At some point when you change all the base ingredients the recipe is no longer the dish, it is a new dish. If you make spaghetti and meatballs but replace meatballs with brussel sprouts the tomato sauce with gravy and the spaghetti noodles with rice you can't in any way call it spaghetti and meatballs!
Three out of twenty ingredients correct is not enough? I am vegan, and first of all, none of us are lacking in protein so you don’t have to shove tofu and soy into every damned thing. Secondly, I have to substitute a LOT, because also lots of food allergies and I am Celiac so if I have gluten bad things happen, but you can make an effort and at least make substitutions that remind people of the original idea. But lettuce and broccoli and asparagus and call it Pad Thai? He is not even substituting things, he is just adding random things, not including most of what the dish requires, and claiming it is Pad Thai. He might just as well have called it spaghetti and meatballs.
Don't forget adding sesame oil instead of olive oil just to "spice things up". lol. Back to the video, and speaking OF oil - Lord, that dish has a tablespoon of sesame oil - you won't taste anything else.
Just watch him before you go into a grocery store! You won't be hungry and won't buy on impulse. Might even end up buying some milk of magnicia and vomiting when you leave the store. Want to lose weight fast and effectively....watch JO. Keep watching and the weight will stay off.
I lost it at Uncle Rogers reaction when the tofu went into the pestle and mortar but that reaction at 6.55 i had genuine tears rolling down my face 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
I think a lot of that is because... Jamie Oliver's from an era where that was all we had access to in terms of international food: cooking shows on TV. We're in the RUclips age now; we can either get someone who's been smartened up to global cuisine or... you know... COOKS FROM THAT PARTICULAR REGION! Why do you need to go to a Jamie Oliver to learn how to cook a Thai dish... when you can just look up someone on RUclips who specializes in cooking Thai food? Gordon's been able to maintain his popularity because, yeah... he might fuck up international dishes from time to time (...or a grilled cheese), but he's also willing to learn. He knows the cooking show meta has changed thanks to RUclips and the internet at large; something that Jamie Oliver or, to a lesser extent, Rachael Ray haven't been able to adapt to.
Jamie Olivers cooking is like Drawfen Bread from the Discworld books. You just need to see it to feel filled... though jamies food can't double as a house foundation
The best thing about seeing Jamie Oliver doing Thai food is that I know literally nothing about Thai food yet I can still tell he's doing it wrong lmao
On the positive side, he gives me confidence in my Thai cooking. I know I'm not the worst, and no ancestors will come haunt me. They are all after Jamie!
@@outlanadmoro9229 because it’s a myth and people used to think fish couldn’t feel pain and didn’t have feelings, but it’s completely false and was proved otherwise. Sometimes people are pescatarian for other reasons and not just because they don’t see fish as living beings. People have particular diets for lots of different reasons
@@doublevision2276 there are many studies proof that all animals have no feeling like humans, they have reflections/reactions look similar to human feelings.
@@outlanadmoro9229 all animals actually do have feelings and some have very complex feelings and emotions. Just because they may not have the mental capacity completely similar to a human doesn’t mean their feelings and emotions should be discounted
Historical indeed, unapologetically speaking, his actions to this day demonstrate he absolutely does not care about making ethnic foods according to how the natives prepare them, especially east/southeast Asian dishes. He somehow believes cooking these foods all British style makes for good cooking for the Brits, likely because their taste palate is *_TOO WEAK_* for all the traditional spices and seasonings.🤦🏻♂️
Ah he won't. He's no Uncle Gordon. At least Uncle Gordon wants to learn and do better. Jamie Olive Oil just wants to sell crappy cookware to unsuspecting middle aged housewifes.
He fundamentally destroyed the entire concept of Pad Thai at every stage, the whole thing is meant to be highlighting the natural flavours of well-grown, freshly harvested in-season veggies with very mild seasonings to enhance their flavours and textures. Using oil makes them cook quickly which seals in the moisture, original flavour and most importantly texture. Using only tamarind, palm sugar and a little fish sauce; lets all the vegies flavours sing out, all the garbage he used like mashed tofu, sweet chilli sauce, the pan water and the atrocious garnish of overpowering coriander, mint and basil would have entirely disguised the flavours of the vegetables.
@NajeebGamer99 No they didn't bro. No parent has said that literally ever. If they did...they were messing with you. Don't let likes on social media pollute your mind. Use it instead and add something to the conversation.
Tofu in stir-fries DOES NOT WORK unless it's super-compacted, properly cubed. When it's in a scramble like that, it doesn't cook properly. It just makes everything soggy.
British, Long term Thai resident here...This video had me in tears! Uncle Roger knows his Thai food 🙌🏼🙇🏻 its as if Jamie made this video specifically for uncle Roger's grilling. Also, It looks to me like Janie is mixing Kanom Jin with pad Thai. Major error in the Thai kitchen!
I live in London and saw something the other day that would give Uncle Roger nightmares: Jamie Oliver Cookery School. And there were like 5 people outside waiting to get in. Scary times.
@@buckethelmet4655 Jamie can't even cook Italian properly and his restaurants are shutting down lol. He doesn't even have cooking basics down. He shouldn't be allowed to teach cooking.
The unwarranted confidence in his voice tells me he's not aware of anything; he's one of those rich ppl that are just utterly clueless and he probably thinks his food is better than anything traditional.
A few weeks ago, my cat's anti-inflammatory made him sick and he threw up all over my blanket and my rug. And that is EXACTLY what Jamie's sauce looks like.
I literally run to the 'loo' cause of you you kill me your sense of humour is beyond over the top...it's way past the charts of the highest mountain you're a hoot 'uncleroger' love ya~
I am not even Asian, I am Dutch and even I felt my ancestors crying about the atrocities committed by Jamie Olive Oil.
Onze specerijen handel voor niks opgezet.
fr bro you dont have to be asian to get a heart attack from Jamie
Jamie is not a real chef but more like a busboy!
Our Indonesian ancestors cry are so loud, even your people can hear it.
As an Asian, I approve your comment. One doesn't have to be Asian to see what's wrong with his cooking techniques. Straight out disrespect towards tofu by grinding it with mortar. Jamie Oliver should also know that specifically silken tofu holds a lot of water, making his dish even soggier.
I'm a vegetarian, and if the world only has Jamie Oliver's veggie pad thai left that I can eat, I will eat Jamie Oliver
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
NAHH🤣
hahahahaha
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The way he decorated the lettuce is like a tombstone for pad thai. RIP
😂😂😂
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Rest in Sludge!
Hahahhaha omg so funny...
Haha
2:47 the worst part is is he even said himself that it needs to be in cubes or slices but then proceeds to crush it 😭😭😭😭
Pre-chewed tofu. Are we feeding an infant?
"Fish got no legs, no fellings, can't make sound, it almost plant" is one for the books.
fr
Absolutely killed me 😂
There's an anime that plays with this concept. Check out Delicious in Dungeon ;-)
Ngl, he cooked with that one. lol
He's quoting Kurt Cobain.
For everyone who thinks Uncle Roger is over the top: Just imagen an asian cook saying "we are going to make a classical british dish!" and throwing baked beans, fried fish, a croissant and a sip of black tea into the blender, baking this stuff, garnishing it with chilli ketchup and sweet potato fries.
Hahaha
I mean it looks delicious compared to british food. British food is so suck they need to colonize other s country to get their food
at least those are british foods.
jamie oliver threw bok choy into pad thai. using your analogy, that's like throwing a crossaint into a british dish.
@@deettee6794that makes Jamie Oliver even more of a disaster, man even assaults other countries while defiling another 😭
@@deettee6794 please dont gibe JO new ideas🥲
"Jamie Oliver really is the ISIS of Asian food." is not a line I expected to hear this morning. I laughed way too much
omg, that one got me too 🤣🤣
Disgraceful comment
Fucken hilarious 😂
Pretty accurate though.
@@dontizzlejones7330 just awful
I think he actually deleted the video because I can’t find anywhere. Goes to show how influential uncle Roger is.
I think it is a episode of a show or something.I don't think it is available on RUclips , probably on a streaming website.
@@KpopOpinionator maybe… but it’s funnier if he deleted it so we’re going with that
@@DrunkenBartenderStudios 🤣
It's not on RUclips.
I’m owner of Padthai restaurant based in Bangkok,Thailand and yes I’m crying by watching this Jamie Oliver padthai.
Do you use sweet or sour tamarind?
@@wildnwoolley3113 As a Thai person. We use sour flavor from tamarind and sweet flavor from palm sugar.
@@OATLotust as a thai person also yes! for sure 🙂↕️ sounds so yummy right now
If only Jamie Oliver actually see this comment ! LOL
I agree with your opinion and the same for uncle Roger.
From India.
"Dont change the game, change yourself" is such a savage line
savage - but damned true! I'm going to remember that line for the future
Dating coaches agree
Utah coyotes?
almost as savage as being relocated to utah
Even I’m not a Thai cook but i can tell it looks like vomit 🤮. having been at some top tier restaurants for Thai that looks horrible.
I'm from Thailand and i love Phad Thai. For us it can be very easy to cook but also can be tricky if you had wrong ingredients. Phad Thai can range from 40Baht ($1) from food trolley and up to 500 Baht ($15) in Fine Dining restaurants. "Phad" in Thai means Pan-fried and Thai is my nationality. What Jamie Oliver did today is neither Phad nor Thai. RIP JO
If 40baht=$1. 500=12.5
Good to find another Thai in the comments 👍
กรี๊ดสิครับ กรี๊ดเลย ระบาย มันออกมา (นายหมอนี่ เค้าเป็นกุ๊กระดับโลกได้ไงเนี่ย ? แล้ว ที่ผ่านมา เราจะเชื่อ vdo ที่เค้าเคยทำได้ไง ...สูตรมั่วขนาดนี้ ? )
I'm not Thai but I also cringed when he kept calling the kuey teow 'Phad' 😅
@@waroonh4291 i translate ur comment...
I know.. iknow 😭
"lets make vegan pad thai" *adds egg at the end.
Didn’t he say vege pad thai? As in vegetarian?
And in Thailand, vegan padthai already exists but not like this at all.
@@jaysmither5498 he said veggie but ok i guess
@@nokaton mmm, buddism. Vegetables can be tasty if you know how to cook.
"All you got to do now, is go to Thailand and apologise." LMAOOO 😂
If that is all that is needed, than Thailand's people have a bigger heart and compassion than I have.
As a Thai, if Mr. Oliver oily still has his attitude to explain other people food in wrong way without regrets for what he has done , I would glad to send him to chat with our seafood under the Andaman sea !!!@@steemlenn8797
They will put him in jail 😀
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Savage
Notice how Jamie poured water into every single food he made on pan. Fried rice, butter chicken, and now pad thai. This guy has a serious dehydration phobia
He needs to water the food down otherwise it has too much flavour for him. I just feel bad for Asian people watching this guy; first he ruins the UK school dinners and hospital food and now he's ruining all of your dishes too. Everyone from the UK under 40 apologises profusely to you all for allowing this monstrosity to gain popularity.
Jamie Oliver could over hydrated with Uncle Roger's over roasting him but poor recipe
I guess he took the concept of "Hail Hydrate!" too literally.
its necessary, how about some dry food
@@gerardwebb1945 Making food soggy is not the right way to avoid it being dry.
As a korean, I fear Jamie will now make a Kimchi out of chili jam.
please don’t give the guy ideas
*unfermented Kimchi
yay yeah!
JO will make Kimchi out of Mango pickle.
And olive oil. Probably his own brand too.
8:34 That's the most genuine "Wa lao eh" I've heard😂
@@SakoiyaChan what does it mean 😂
@user-wx6pm1zh5f It's basically something we say when we're frustrated or upset, kinda the same as haiyaa but with more frustration(at least in my own opinion)
In other languages, the equivalent would be something like "God damn it".
Not sure if I explained it well^^;
@@user-wx6pm1zh5f it is also like,"what the actual fck"
I'd say haiya is more for disappointment, and walao eh is just straight-up "wtf!"
@@user-wx6pm1zh5f in indonesia we say "walaweh" 😅
I just realised that Jamie has used soy sauce in nearly every Asian dish he has made, except the fried rice, which is one dish he should have used it!
its like he is deliberately messing with us
@@estariol100 Or the more likely explanation…he’s an idiot
I'm Asian and I'm almost certain this has to qualify as racism....I have no idea what KIND of racism, but it probably qualifies. Maybe even against white people for ruining their cooking reputation even more?
I really think Jamie doesn’t like or know how to eat fish sauce. So he sub. Other sauce.
😅
For the people who dont get it.. imagine boiling a beef paddy, deep frying the lettuce, putting it between steamed bread, and calling it a classical american hamburger.
Thank you I get it now
@tonyhan954 I knew it was bad but this really puts it into perspective. That's disgusting
Well, to be fair, I don't think he ever claimed this was the "classical Pad Thai"
Classic steamed hams, mmm!
@@tonyhan954 You lost me at
boiling 1 beef Patty. That's disgusting 🫣
I’m Asian but not Thai. But just from Jamie’s recipe and description, it genuinely feels like he’s never even eaten pad thai in his entire life.
I'm European but the fact that he thinks that it's a good idea to bash up tofu and put it in the sauce, or dry "fry" stuff, or overcook noodles AND THEN COOK THEM MORE IN THE PAN... I can't. I just can't. This is just a violation of the most basic rules of cooking in ANY culture, there is literally not a single sane person who does this shit. He's like a child playing around with food with no understanding of how ANYTHING in the kitchen works.
But when a kid does it's cute and experimenting. This is a grown ass man who wants you to think he's an authority on the matter and he's invented a better way of doing it than the way everyone else does it.
My very favorite part is that Oliver dry fries some ingredients so he can use less oil, but then drizzles sesame oil over the noodles over the noodles because he overcooks them.
從它講到美生菜~我就覺得它一定沒有吃過~~因為即便我沒有在台灣吃到道地的泰式~但絕不會有生熟混合的泰式料理~~湯和生菜也都分開~~小菜涼拌青木瓜絲有的會加魚露和辣椒片、蒜片，泰式河粉還算是清湯類的~加特有的米線，吃起來感覺不會負擔太重~~也會有店長自己做的檸檬辣椒露可以加
Agreed
Hell, he probably never even seen Pad Thai
"That how sauce work! That how liquid work, it cling to sh*t"... Uncle Roger dispensing the wisdom... 🤣
And i thought this historical beef was over.
But he didnt expect Jamie to turn into a Tofu-Terrorist.
Never was never will be probably
The day Jamie Oliver gets uncle title is the day the earth explodes
Mine was the 69th like. Nice.
@RileySmith-vv5kz We do not care Riley Smith.
Is Jamie even a chef?😂😂😂
Uncle Roger back to roasting Jamie Oliver. We love to see it.
what we don't love to see is the bots under this comment
we miss this roast
@RileySmith-vv5kzdone
why does uncle roger have a secret love affair with jamie oliver? just come out of the closet already!!!
It soothes the soul.
the shock from uncle roger 😳
YO WHAT???
Pad Thai so bad even got RUclips’s attention 😢
Wow, Jamie Oliver's terrible cooking has awakened everyone on RUclips lol
Real
the algorithm itself is upset
At this point I feel like Jamie Oliver doesn't even cook these dishes because he likes them, he just wants to give Uncle Roger a stroke
Jamie's cooking is the only food show you can watch at midnight that will stop your late night cravings.
This! It worked for me, after watching this I lost my appetite for my midnight snack
best comment!
You can watch (Jam)ie Olive(oil)r as a way to lose weight 😂
JO cooking is not for teaching. It is for making people not feel so bad about their own cooking by knowing it could always be worse.
Nah, it’s for telling people what NOT to do
As a Brit I've never understood the popularity of Jamie Oliver. He cooks like a university student, there's no artistry in what he does.
No, pls, pls don't rubbish college boys and girls like that. Yes, they live on their own and cook for themselves with cheap ingredients maximising efficiency, but they will never try to waste or ruin fancy ingredients. And most imporatntly, they never introduce their "get along dish" with their proud home titles to their friends!
Two minute noodles has more flavour than this.
Jamie is trying to get normal people to cook different stuff themselves, which is admirable.
His recipes are awful since "avarage cooking ability" means half the people in the world are somehow worse than the avarage.
Brit here too. Your correct he cooks like a 17 year old.
@@moso9420True 😂😂😂
After seeing this, I'm concinved that Jamie just improvises these things on set, and calls it a day.
He claimed the sauce would be silky, and it literally looks like lumpy vomit.
Exactly😔it was so gross looking. Pad Thai is one of my favorite dishes and he murdered it severely
But it’s called silken!!
If you're struggling to control your appetite, just watch his videos
@@MrJorge3010😂😂
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You're at 9.65 million subscribers today (9/18/24) - 10 million around the corner! I can't wait to see these 2 together cooking!
Jamie inspired me so much. Tonight I'll be making fried rice without rice. I'll use spaghetti instead, lamb chops, mint sauce and Manchego cheese. The cheese is the game changer. Whoooppp!!
Good grief you’re funny, thank you
I will make tamarine ice cream for dessert... BUT i will boil it and serve it in a tea cup as a brittish twist in honor of the great Jamie Oliver.
Don't forget the mango chutney
Yooo same! I made ramen without ramen today. Instead of ramen, I used elbow macaroni! It makes SUCH a big difference!!!
don't forget jamies favorite - chilly jam little nephew!
2:53 "Silken Tofu is ultra smooth..." -so I bludgeoned it into a pile of coagulated gloop as the base for my sauce. Jamie Oliver everybody.
This is so right, silken Tofu is virtually tasteless, it's only benefits are it's unique texture and ability to absorb flavour; both of which vanish if it's mashed by a rock.
I literally yelled WHAT?! at the screen!
@@wobblyboost Yeah, there's a reason why you always see tofu cut into cubes. I can't believe he bought 'silk' tofu just to mash it.
It looks like a failed emulsion of cottage cheese and baby vomit
That one shocked me to near-death.
No words can describe how much that part hurt my soul.
“Uncle Roger think this weejo gon give me heart attack”
It did.
Fr man 😂
I read the title and I was like "fym vegan Pad Thai?"
I think this is how Jamie Olive Oil plans to get back at Uncle Roger (for all of Uncle Roger's roasting at him) without Jamie ever having the need to confront him haha
nahhh this is soul attack 🥲
why does uncle roger have a secret love affair with jamie oliver? just come out of the closet already!!!
I've ate pad thai in Thailand, some of the chef didn't even soak the noodle. They just put the dry noodle in wok and add water little by little. The noodle turned out so perfect.
For the last few months my 12 year old son has been randomly telling me how terrible Jamie Oliver's cooking is and how he stuffs up every recipe. Now I find out that it is because he has been watching this channel.
Thank you for being a positive influence in his life. I feel ashamed the internet had to teach him something I should have taught him a long time ago.
Don't de ashamed
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To be fair, Uncle Roger's egg fried rice videos taught me how to cook a halfway decent dish.
He shows me how not to cook something.
It’s never too late to share with your kids 😊. It truly took me 27 years to appreciate my culture.
In Jamies defense, his Italian dishes are good. Its just his arrogance and ignorance when he takes on cuisines he clearly has no idea about and doesnt even bother to do research thats the issue
We all know that his reactions has an undercurrent of sarcasm to make the content humorous, but I really think that this is the first time uncle Roger really had it. The look in his eyes when the salad came out is no joke, that’s real rage mixed with confusion.
This might be the final straw for Uncle Roger.
Yeah the hits just kept on coming with this one.
The smashed silken tofu was just so disgusting. To anyone. Anywhere.
He went off script at that point and just ad-libbed, I'm positive. Also, kudos for keeping the filming running and keeping it in.
I'm the one that sent Nigel the original veggie pad thai video. The first time I watched it I initially thought "haha Nigel's going to probably hate me for this" but he messaged me seeming genuinely interested in reviewing it in an Uncle Roger video.
@8:35 As an asian my self the "WA LAO EH" was so real. That came from the bottom of his heart
True Nigel is very upset even he break his Character on this video.
bro was so upset he had to bring the malaysian dictionary
Next will be Sibei Jialat…come on Uncle Roger, use it !
What does it mean?
@@bananeeek8376 commonly used phrase (in a few countries) to express exasperation. literally translated to english from chinese dialect would be "oh my father!" if you grew up with that context you could tell he said it genuinely, off script, and probably decided later not to edit it out lol
2:20 never seen this man that stressed that he runs his fingers through his hair 🤣🤣
I'm Thai. I have a relative who runs a Pad Thai street food restaurant. I showed him this video. He only said What the fuck is this? Who is this guy? Why did he dare to cook like this? 😂
Edit : Thanks y'all for 3.3k Like 🫰🏽
That is a fair reaction. I gasped when the tofu went into the mortar.
It's like British cooks have a thing for doing things in the worst possible way when it comes to dishes from other countries. And then they try to convince you (and perhaps themselves) it's so good. Notice they will never have a person of the relevant country around when they commit these atrocities.
😂😂😂😂
oh dear 🤣🤣🤣🤧
I feel my heart stop beating several times through the video...This is straight up torcher
I added this to my «True Crime» playlist
perfect
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hope the others are in there too, all of them are crimes against the culinary arts lol
@@vegarduhre your playlist is literally just gonna be Jaime Oliver’s channel
When "haiya" turns into "walao eh", u know shit has hit the fan HARD 🤣
Malaysian ancesstors crying together with Thais 😭😭😭
all the southeast asian people feel the pain
Yeah when you hear Walao eh you from an asian know you are done
Walao eh is the second level of haiyaa...
Next is WAH PIANG! The ultimately cannot save this man anymore! 😂
You missed the part where he grabbed mismatched chopsticks. Only 2 sets of chopsticks in that can and he couldn't even grab one complete set out of it. Chopsticks are completely different shades from each other.
Oh ya 😂😂😂
imagine you are a factory worker making and packaging tofu
and you watch this video a realize your lovingly crafted tofu was used in a jamie oliver recipe
respect for tofu.
And mashed into a nasty pasty sauce thing 🤮
I would end myself right there right then
I take your point, but people working in a factory don't give a damn what people are doing with their product. Factory workers don't have enough free time and extra energy to waste worrying whether people are eating food "the right way". No one should and they don't.
Unless it's like, some ancient recipe passed down from generations, hand crafted lovingly over days or months by some family that's been making tofu for 500 years, (like authentic pixian doubanjiang is, so good), I doubt the factory workers care.
He crushed the tofu like how Asian parents crush their children’s hopes and dreams.
Has to be an international crime against humanity somehow. I propose we have a minutes silence in chat at the cruel demise that Tofu suffered. The only thing cool about silken tofu is it's unique texture - and he smashed it to a gooey bland pulp, what a waste.
underrated comment
😂😂😂😂
I think he somehow outdo Asian parents' abilities and tendencies to crush hopes and dreams, and that's fucking impressive.
(Steven He, is that you?)
he's ain't acting anymore. his sadness is actually real.
8:30 "No oil, no lube...wa lao eh"....only Jamie oilive oil can squeeze out uncle Roger's Malaysian roots like that...😂😂😂
You know Uncle Roger is broken inside when he gives you sincere and helpful advice on vegan cooking
I really felt that too! Like, "jamie, i will even offer you to teach how to cook one dish, just stop destroy our dishes" - feel
Jamie broke uncle
The vegan dish that also includes an egg on top lmao. I don't know many vegans who eat eggs
@@carinaanim There's gotta be SOME recipe they can collab on that finally actually calls for chili jam.
@@shamus731 Man, I have known so so many people who called themselves vegans but eggs were the least of it. One couple after going on and on about turkey Holocaust day and animal rights we went out to dinner and they both ordered shrimp fettuccine, and this was not a vegan place.
"Disgusting" isn't a strong enough word for what this was.
Kudos to you, uncle Roger, for suffering through this tragedy.
@@Ilogunde you've got me to blame.
"Jamie, don't evolve. Don't have some fun with anything." 😂😂 Just love these witty remarks, Unco Roger 👌
Uncle Rodger calling Jamie Oliver "the isis of Asian cooking" haha 😄
That's why my content is better
@@michaelharland3008 haha, got me wheezing! 😂
@@michaelharland3008 That's an insult to the Egyptian Goddess named Isis. lol
2:45 I'm Indian and this is murder of tofu in india we call it paneer and haiya veggie pad Thai always remember vegetables taste the cheese from lunchly fr
@@NashxTastic123 bruh, paneer and tofu are different 🤦♂️
Tofu paneer in india 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tofu and Paneer are totally different, Paneer is made from milk but Tofu is made from Soyabeans, nice try though 👍
At this point, I personally believe, Jamie Oliver is just cooking in order to F with Uncle Roger.
that's what I thought lol
Its the best gig he has right now
@@davidgiusti4376 hell no, he wants to declare war with Asians💀
Been a chef for 15 years and I can’t understand how he became so big a and popular he’s a cook that doesn’t even do good food 😂
@@nemesisc8341Middle aged white ladies think he’s cute. That is the only reason.
The fact that Jamie has a restaurant in Thailand is killing me , watching him cook Thai food as a Thai person hurts my soul.
I mean if it's Italian it's fine. Uncle Roger actually promoted Jamie Oliver restaurant in Malaysia
Wait, it did? where?
@@kotchapakmaneechote2062 That is incorrect. He used to have a restaurant at Siam Discovery. It has closed in 2020 and lost a lot of money.
I lived in Thailand for many years and this hurt my soul also. It's just insulting. He needs to stop cooking sh*t that he calls Asian. He's clearly never eaten any real Asian food.
@@karlrobinson6604 not surprising 😂
Jamie crushing Tofu with mortar and pestle made MY ancestors cry; and my ancestors were Norwegian and French and never even heard of Tofu! What a tragedy! 😞
My Germanic ancestors did a barrel roll in empathy over this food crime.
I think he cursed humanity beyond redemption
Just imagine how much they would have cried if he had done the same to herring and cheese.
My Japanese-American mom would have just given him the same disgusted look she gave me when I tried to explain to her what a Philly roll was. ("Cream cheese in... NO." 🤣)
Fr
2:09 Unforgivable!!!!!
"Diarrhea Sauce"
That line just broke me, im literally crying... ahahaahahahahahahaahahah
Yup. Me too.. 😂😂😂
YES!
When he put the sauce into the pan .... Looks like vomit leh
It really do look like diarrhea for Christ's sake.... Sigh... Jamie please stop making any Asian food videos...
Just like that sauce broke.
I love Jaime in his villain era, out here solely creating recipes to troll Uncle Roger.
Gods thats what I was going to say😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 did he do this just to piss off uncle roger😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂it feels so deliberate
Yeah i was think that JO has got to be trolling at this point.
I don't even have Asian ancestors, and my ancestors are still crying at the things this man is cooking. He cooks these dishes like someone who was simply given the ingredients with absolutely no instructions or preexisting knowledge of how to use them.
he didn't even start with the right list of ingredients. Its more like one of those gameshows where they have to make a dish out of random stuff.
@@IsaacIsaacIsaacson I should have specified "given the ingredients he used." Yeah, Uncle Roger has enlightened us about everything he got wrong.
@@IsaacIsaacIsaacson to be fair, if he was actually give random ingredients and told to make a certain dish out of them, he actually did an okay job… but since that’s not what happened… wtf Jaime?
No, it's actually offensive because he's just taking Asian ingredients like Asia isn't full of different countries, cultures, and cuisine. It's a very white thing to do 😭
I bought the same Jamie Oliver branded cooking pans from Tefal used in this video. They work about as well as this recipe.
8:34 Uncle Roger too angry, he think _Haiyaa_ isn't enough, so he used 「哇老欸」（Singaporean and Malaysian, means OMG）instead
Can confirm. Sinkie here. It's a term used to express extreme exasperation.
@@ccandmore "extreme exasperation" hahhaha lololllll
At some point when you change all the base ingredients the recipe is no longer the dish, it is a new dish. If you make spaghetti and meatballs but replace meatballs with brussel sprouts the tomato sauce with gravy and the spaghetti noodles with rice you can't in any way call it spaghetti and meatballs!
Three out of twenty ingredients correct is not enough?
I am vegan, and first of all, none of us are lacking in protein so you don’t have to shove tofu and soy into every damned thing. Secondly, I have to substitute a LOT, because also lots of food allergies and I am Celiac so if I have gluten bad things happen, but you can make an effort and at least make substitutions that remind people of the original idea. But lettuce and broccoli and asparagus and call it Pad Thai? He is not even substituting things, he is just adding random things, not including most of what the dish requires, and claiming it is Pad Thai. He might just as well have called it spaghetti and meatballs.
I would point out that Italians do call the sauce gravy. But I get your actual point
@@tribalypredisposed your vegan,don't worry I eat enough meat and dairy products for the both of us
Don't forget adding sesame oil instead of olive oil just to "spice things up". lol. Back to the video, and speaking OF oil - Lord, that dish has a tablespoon of sesame oil - you won't taste anything else.
@@wretchedlazybones9742 Well said sir!👏
I love Jamie Oliver's videos! They're great for making me not hungry anymore when I know it's gonna be a few hours before I can eat anything.
The Olive Oil Diet.
@@Kerosene.Dreams fr
Just watch him before you go into a grocery store! You won't be hungry and won't buy on impulse. Might even end up buying some milk of magnicia and vomiting when you leave the store. Want to lose weight fast and effectively....watch JO. Keep watching and the weight will stay off.
I finally feel like I found the right diet plan!
For a second I thought you were a bot until I saw “not making me hungry anymore” 😭🙏
I lost it at Uncle Rogers reaction when the tofu went into the pestle and mortar but that reaction at 6.55 i had genuine tears rolling down my face 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
7:08 I love how Jamie came up with the most convoluted, unappetising way to say 'contrast in temperature and texture'
this is what happens when brisith man with Dunning-Kruger syndrome is let loose for years and nobody bats an eye
Reminds me of my rhetorical analysis essays ngl. Even better that I've never tasted cold pad thai.
😂
I love how I, an American who rarely eats Thai food, just knew that Jamie Oliver was going to royally mess up the dish.
I love these videos.
i dont want what Jamie's been smoking.
At this point even the westerners are gonna Diss Jamie, I wonder how hes gonna make Burger or American pizza in his own Way 😂😂
I think a lot of that is because... Jamie Oliver's from an era where that was all we had access to in terms of international food: cooking shows on TV. We're in the RUclips age now; we can either get someone who's been smartened up to global cuisine or... you know... COOKS FROM THAT PARTICULAR REGION! Why do you need to go to a Jamie Oliver to learn how to cook a Thai dish... when you can just look up someone on RUclips who specializes in cooking Thai food? Gordon's been able to maintain his popularity because, yeah... he might fuck up international dishes from time to time (...or a grilled cheese), but he's also willing to learn. He knows the cooking show meta has changed thanks to RUclips and the internet at large; something that Jamie Oliver or, to a lesser extent, Rachael Ray haven't been able to adapt to.
When he started GRINDING the TOFU my jaw just DROPPED
@@senelfap8642 like is he even a chef😂
bro wtf ik man wtf
BRUH i gasped so loud!!!!
no asian will grind tofu. that's like burning holy bible.
Yeah, as a vegetarian, what the fuck
I finally know what to be for Halloween that will scare the crap out of uncle Roger . MR.JAMIE OLIVE OIL CHILLI JAM 3 CHILLI
That mashing of the tofu was diabolical. Ive never seen anything like it😭
Is Jamie Oliver a real chef or a comedian??? 😭😭 His video was like a parody video of a chef. Mushy tofu sauce is like a comedy sketch 😢
He actually is a real chef, as far as I know
@@kyurama6443 that's Outrageous they let him be a chef!
i literally spat out my drink when that happened 💀💀
tofu as sauce base WHAT FUCK
new record: 2 minutes 11 seconds into the weejio and his foot already instinctively on the ground
Actually the fastest he ever put his leg down from chair was at 1:09 in the briyani video where the pro chef used freekeh
I've never had pad thai noodles in my life, but the moment Jamie put tofu in that peso and mortar, I knew there was no saving it
My Asian heart damn near cried and a piece of my Asian soul shriveled up when I saw that too 😭😭
@@sonjalam3843I hate tofu but I am not cruel enough to crush tofu with mortar 😂
SO Jamie removed that video from his channel.
Jesus
Pestle
10:55 all you gotta do now is go to Thailand and apologize🤣🤣🤣...ROFL
I was hungry at 2 pm. So I watched Jamie's Pad Thai. Now I ain't hungry anymore and can go to sleep peacefully
Seriously 🤣
Only reason Jamie Oliver videos should exist: Help people diet.
What a nice way to ensure successful fasting! 😂
Are you sure you won't have nightmares after that? 😂
Jamie Olivers cooking is like Drawfen Bread from the Discworld books. You just need to see it to feel filled... though jamies food can't double as a house foundation
I'll never feel bad about my cooking again, thanks Jamie.
Yeah that shit looked GROSS.
nah dont follow jamie his food is gross
You can clearly see how uncle Roger got more depressed throughout the video
I am Thai/Chinese(full asian)and i want to say thank you to uncle Roger for protecting our national dish.🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
broo eventho I'm not thai nor chinese but I got offended by jamie's vid. so full of shit
Heh. Even Indonesian Chinese like me also doesnt like this jamioliver sh#t
He’s protecting good taste and sanity really.
speaking of jamie oliver, uhm-
THERES A TEXT ABOUT JAMIE OLIVER IN MY ENGLISH BOOK FOR SCHOOL FOR GODS SAKE HELP
Oh no
@ oh yup >:( WHY NOT ABT UNCLE ROGER THEN BROOO
@ true
The best thing about seeing Jamie Oliver doing Thai food is that I know literally nothing about Thai food yet I can still tell he's doing it wrong lmao
Whatever that was, it’s like he had it one time in college when he was baked, and he ordered it online from a Chinese spot.
On the positive side, he gives me confidence in my Thai cooking. I know I'm not the worst, and no ancestors will come haunt me. They are all after Jamie!
I'm not even Asian but the moment Jamie put the tofu in the pestle and mortar, my soul straight up evaporated
@@Madster30 fr😭
"Fish got no legs, no fellings, can't make sound, it almost plant" finally I understand pescetarian 😂
Fish actually do have feelings
@@doublevision2276 why then pescetarian eats fish?! 😁
@@outlanadmoro9229 because it’s a myth and people used to think fish couldn’t feel pain and didn’t have feelings, but it’s completely false and was proved otherwise. Sometimes people are pescatarian for other reasons and not just because they don’t see fish as living beings. People have particular diets for lots of different reasons
@@doublevision2276 there are many studies proof that all animals have no feeling like humans, they have reflections/reactions look similar to human feelings.
@@outlanadmoro9229 all animals actually do have feelings and some have very complex feelings and emotions. Just because they may not have the mental capacity completely similar to a human doesn’t mean their feelings and emotions should be discounted
I love how he’s making light of everyone all at the same time while I learn how to cook from his videos.
I have to respect this Jamie guy, he has done wrong recipes for years and he is still doing them like he did nothing wrong.
I wanna hope him to stop but its just funny. 😂
gotta respect the hustle
He's British 😂
@@ariamason9324came here to say this.
🤣🤣🤣 good one
Ever since then “walao eh” and “slide down from chair” is another level of fucking up
It's "whole body's leg down the chair".
Is this the first time we heard Uncle Roger say walao?
@@billcipher_natchosans The first time was Uncle Roger Reviewing HowToBasic video the second time when that weird guy spit on HowToBasic
@@いらない名前 And HowToBasic isn't a serious cooking channel; it's MEANT to be a chaotic mess. What the FUCK IS JAMIE OLIVER'S EXCUSE?!
You know he's completely exasperated and outraged when Nigel's accent starts to come through Uncle Roger's 😂
actually nigel's accent is more roasting like uncle roger first video then uncle roger accent now
@@PudidingArip *than
I'm no chef but seeing Jamie Oliver at work always makes me feel better about my cooking skills.
Uncle Roger isn’t even trying to compete with Jamie anymore. He’s straight-up worried about this guy’s cooking technique with Asian food.
‘Go to Thailand & apologise ‘ Haiyaaa…just epic Uncle Roger
im afriad the thai gov would ban that jamie oliver guy for good 🤣
Thai King should put him in prison for insulting the national noodles
Jamie Oliver can’t even have more than one bite rightly pointed out by Asian Uncle at the end Haiya
@@jihyingand make him eat his own prepared noodle for straight 7 days
@@jihying and bcoz of this mess up Uncle Roger is about to get his fastest million views, I guess 🤞🏾
The day Jamie accepts Uncle Roger's challenge will be historical.
Historical indeed, unapologetically speaking, his actions to this day demonstrate he absolutely does not care about making ethnic foods according to how the natives prepare them, especially east/southeast Asian dishes. He somehow believes cooking these foods all British style makes for good cooking for the Brits, likely because their taste palate is *_TOO WEAK_* for all the traditional spices and seasonings.🤦🏻♂️
Ah he won't. He's no Uncle Gordon. At least Uncle Gordon wants to learn and do better. Jamie Olive Oil just wants to sell crappy cookware to unsuspecting middle aged housewifes.
@@verentyee5413 because hes not a chef, hes just a cook that appeals to the masses. Theres a reason he's worth half a billion pounds
so we can see him destroying tofu again??? no i'm good,so as our ancestors :|
Historical indeed. Also hysterical. :D
"This food so shit, even lettuce trying to escape" hit me hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"My whole body is leg down from chair" cracked me up 😂😂😂😂
I was looking for this 😭🤣
"Oh you don't like me using olive oil in Asian food?! How about NO OIL AT ALL?! ARE YOU HAPPY?!"
but the sesame oil on the noodles and the soi tofu sauce LMAO making it asian with asian parts
I hope this is a sarcastic joke. Asians don't know what is olive oil. 😂😂 They know sunflower oil and vegetable oil only.
That's why my videos are better
Lol
He fundamentally destroyed the entire concept of Pad Thai at every stage, the whole thing is meant to be highlighting the natural flavours of well-grown, freshly harvested in-season veggies with very mild seasonings to enhance their flavours and textures.
Using oil makes them cook quickly which seals in the moisture, original flavour and most importantly texture. Using only tamarind, palm sugar and a little fish sauce; lets all the vegies flavours sing out, all the garbage he used like mashed tofu, sweet chilli sauce, the pan water and the atrocious garnish of overpowering coriander, mint and basil would have entirely disguised the flavours of the vegetables.
Jamie: "You're actually going to love this recipe!"
Uncle Rodger: Challenge accepted.
@NajeebGamer99 No they didn't bro. No parent has said that literally ever. If they did...they were messing with you. Don't let likes on social media pollute your mind. Use it instead and add something to the conversation.
@NajeebGamer99i saw you two times already WE KNOW
It's actually "Press X to doubt."
Impossible :O
@@Tom-zi9xw Fr, he doesnt even have parents
Every time Jaime Oliver starts cooking, chefs everywhere start weeping into their hands
Tofu in stir-fries DOES NOT WORK unless it's super-compacted, properly cubed. When it's in a scramble like that, it doesn't cook properly. It just makes everything soggy.
Not only soggy tofu will drain all flavor and make every bite tasteless unless you put a lot of sauce in it
at this point he might as well use the liquid form that is Soy Bean Milk~
There's no way I could eat that meal. It looks like something you'd find in a diaper.
British, Long term Thai resident here...This video had me in tears! Uncle Roger knows his Thai food 🙌🏼🙇🏻 its as if Jamie made this video specifically for uncle Roger's grilling. Also, It looks to me like Janie is mixing Kanom Jin with pad Thai. Major error in the Thai kitchen!
this JO clown loves keeping brits in the gastronomic dark ages. All those leafy m class semis cooking this, thinking theyre cutting edge..
I live in London and saw something the other day that would give Uncle Roger nightmares: Jamie Oliver Cookery School. And there were like 5 people outside waiting to get in. Scary times.
As long as he's not teaching people to cook Asian food, I think I'll fine. Jamie Oliver specialty is Italian food after all.
@@buckethelmet4655 as a representative of the italian people, we'll have to pass on this opportunity, maybe the french can accept him?
OMG
@@buckethelmet4655 Jamie can't even cook Italian properly and his restaurants are shutting down lol. He doesn't even have cooking basics down. He shouldn't be allowed to teach cooking.
@@foodsafari-rj3uq yes
1:24 Fish can communicate by making noise in various ways. They can talk lol
I think Jaime Oliver is straight up trolling everyone at this point
The unwarranted confidence in his voice tells me he's not aware of anything; he's one of those rich ppl that are just utterly clueless and he probably thinks his food is better than anything traditional.
@@erawanpencil its so hard to believe he doesnt know whats he doing🤣
Jaime Oliver is uncle Roger's reverse flash
has to be
He has to be lol this can’t be an accident
I feel like this isn’t a joke anymore. Nigel Ng, not even Uncle Roger, has finally had enough of Jamie’s ego, and he’s genuinely furious.
🤣🤣🤣
I think we all did. I was getting seriously pissed. Like why do this? WHO does this??
I'm shaking with rage watching Jamie Oliver do this to all of us. . .
Yep I agree. Jamie's just conceited
He just need to stop cooking asian dish with his own recipe bullsh*t, people started to get real offended rn, like wtf is he doing?
Jamie Olive Oil can solve world hunger by broadcasting his cooking videos ... nobody's hungry anymore after watching
underrated comment.
2:23 a sin !!!!! ( in cooking And life ) stop cooking Asian food Oliver !!!
As an asian this is not only a sin in cooking but a sin in life
Yeah it is !!!!
A few weeks ago, my cat's anti-inflammatory made him sick and he threw up all over my blanket and my rug. And that is EXACTLY what Jamie's sauce looks like.
..and smelled
10:57 “All you gotta do now is go to Thailand and apologize” - Uncle Rogers
@@zulucruz664 I was going to comment this … hahahaha
8:32 "no oil, no lube, just nothing" had me in stitches
Just like dry humping and nobody likes that! That line was clasic!
I literally run to the 'loo' cause of you you kill me your sense of humour is beyond over the top...it's way past the charts of the highest mountain you're a hoot 'uncleroger' love ya~