Lyrics (And those who can't seem to find this anywhere else, the song is called Hate Playa [Be The Seadweller Lowblood Remix] Well hell sees your shadow in the corners of - my vision, the wraith I've come to hate and love Scourge Sister Imprisoned and Coliginous. Hate playa sent to you by gods above You don't have to make a sound~, cause I got what you need. Love all the people that have warned you Loathe all your sentimental value Eight balls with the takers that'll make you Lay cards with a lover that'll hate you You don't have to make a sound~ Cause I got what you neeed~, what you neeed Make you say! Oh my, feels just like I don't try, Looks so good I might die All I know is Everybody wants me~ Get down, swayin to my own sound, Flashes in my face now. All I know is Everybody wants me~ (Everybody wants meee~) Ha. Played the game, gave the universe my di-sease. Won't be comin down, from this high, Bitch Please. Every single one of you's addicted to me. Ampora loves a slice of cherry pie - Especiallyy Cause you don't have to make a sound~ When I got what you neeed~ Make you say! Oh my, feels just like I don't try, Looks so good I might die~ All I know is Everybody wants mee~ Get down, Swayin to my own sound, flashes in my face now. All I know is Everybody wants mee~ (Everybody wants meeee~) [Don't need my health, got my name and got my wealth - I - blow up the sun, just for kicks all by myself - I - Lose track of time, so I might be past my prime - But - I'm feelin oh-so-good~ YEAH!] Oh my, Feels just like I don't try, Looks so good I might die, All I know is Everybody Wants Me~ Get down, swayin to my own sound, Flashes in my face now, All I know is Everybody wants me~ Chorus: Oh my, feels just like I might die, looks so good I might die All I know is- Main Karkat: Everybody, Everybody Oohhwha-Whoaoaa~! Yeaaahhhhh- Yeah! Everybody wants me~ Yeah, don"t hate. Don't hate on a Hate Playah!
Only like 5 or 6 people did want him in "romantic" any way Nepeta, Eridan, Terezi, Gamzee (pale), and Dave. Possibly Meenah, Vriska (black) and Kanaya (pale).
@@dave1049 Assuming all 3 of the possible ones were true, that's still 9 out of 32. That's almost 1 in every 4 people he has ever met. That's a lot of people. Can you imagine that probability on a much larger scale? 1 in every 4 people in the world wanting the same dude. Assuming there's 8 billion people on Alternia (this is Earth numbers, it's probably lower than that), that's 2 _billion_ trolls wanting Karkat. So yeah, maybe it's not _everyone_ , but it sure is a lot of people. It doesn't help that this song was written for a defunct AU where Karkat was the heir apparent to the Alternian throne and Feferi was the mutant.
I AM SO MANY YEARS LATE BUT THE MINUTE I FOUND THIS I HAS LIKE HOLY CRAP THERES A BROADWAY KARKAT VERSION OF THIS!! IM LISTENING TO BROADWAY KARKAT A BUNCH (as the Dave Kinnie Karkat simp I am) BUT HOLY HECK I AM ON A ROLL AND LOST MY MIND THE MINUTE I HEARD HIS VOICE PLAY!
I'm only on act 1 and I don't even know Kartkat, but...... Hot Jesus, that fan art is sexy. T/////T.... And indeed, Kartkat, everyone does want you. Apparently.
+Casey Egbert Of course, im pretty sure i can't be the only one with a minor obsession of his jacket to say the least, too bad it discontinued i want to see more amazing ships appearing and disapearing in that insanely epic reality.
Katelyn Renbarger I know, right?! The first time I heard this song, by the time Karkat started singing the lines "Get down, swaying to my own sound", I was actually swaying a bit. xD
Nikki Spek Yes! Same here! He sounds so cool in this one! I do love his kinda quirky voice in the others, but its just extra attractive in this one, very captivating~
everyone's like OMG ITS KARKAT HES SO SHMEXY I NEED A KARKAT BODYPILLOW!!!!!! and I'm here like "sollux and gamzee are so freaking cool I need one of those boys to be my bride!!!!(50% off reference :P)
eeyyep. Everything seems that i'm in love with Karakat. For the first: i need Karkat body pillow(or just a pillow with him) And for the second: I. WANT. HIM.
Wow...excuse me while I just.... *dies* Also... "Ampora loves a piece of cherry pie especially". I am so 2000% done with you right now, Karkat oh my god. XD
The picture..... ahahahahahahaha!!!! HAAAAAHAAAAAA!! Imagine Karkat as a punk rock star singing songs to Terezi! Aww it makes me sad.... KAREZI NEEDS TO BE LASERSEERED INTO HOMESTUCK FOREVER
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE THIS WHAT HAVE I DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE PAST ME WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HOW COULD YOU LOVE KAREZI HOW I CAN'T MY PAST SELF IS SO AGGRAVATING HOW DARE HOW DARE I LIKE THE VERY SHIP I AM AT RIVALS WITH NOW HOW DARE ME JOHNKAT IS THE BEST HOW DARE PAST ME HOW DARE
My lusis walked in on me listening to this and gave me the "WTF DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LISTENING TO!?!" look. Then proceeded to listen to the entire song and took away my internet for a week.
That almost happened to me because I have speakers in my room that my phone is hooked up to and my lusus said and I quote "turn that down nobody wants to hear that shit" then I turned it down one notch and this went on and on till I couldn't hear my phone then I just turned it up again to piss her off. :)
Destiny Ellis Psh. My lusus can't even hear me even if I hook my computer up to big speakers. I'm in a basement room that's insulated so well that nobody can even hear me screaming with fangirl screams.
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Lyrics (And those who can't seem to find this anywhere else, the song is called Hate Playa [Be The Seadweller Lowblood Remix]
Well hell sees your shadow in the corners of - my vision, the wraith I've come to hate and love
Scourge Sister Imprisoned and Coliginous. Hate playa sent to you by gods above
You don't have to make a sound~, cause I got what you need.
Love all the people that have warned you
Loathe all your sentimental value
Eight balls with the takers that'll make you
Lay cards with a lover that'll hate you
You don't have to make a sound~ Cause I got what you neeed~, what you neeed
Make you say!
Oh my, feels just like I don't try, Looks so good I might die
All I know is
Everybody wants me~
Get down, swayin to my own sound, Flashes in my face now.
All I know is
Everybody wants me~ (Everybody wants meee~)
Ha.
Played the game, gave the universe my di-sease. Won't be comin down, from this high, Bitch Please.
Every single one of you's addicted to me. Ampora loves a slice of cherry pie - Especiallyy
Cause you don't have to make a sound~ When I got what you neeed~
Make you say!
Oh my, feels just like I don't try, Looks so good I might die~
All I know is
Everybody wants mee~
Get down, Swayin to my own sound, flashes in my face now.
All I know is
Everybody wants mee~ (Everybody wants meeee~)
[Don't need my health, got my name and got my wealth - I - blow up the sun, just for kicks all by myself - I - Lose track of time, so I might be past my prime - But -
I'm feelin oh-so-good~ YEAH!]
Oh my, Feels just like I don't try, Looks so good I might die,
All I know is
Everybody Wants Me~
Get down, swayin to my own sound, Flashes in my face now,
All I know is
Everybody wants me~
Chorus:
Oh my, feels just like I might die, looks so good I might die
All I know is-
Main Karkat:
Everybody,
Everybody
Oohhwha-Whoaoaa~!
Yeaaahhhhh- Yeah!
Everybody wants me~
Yeah, don"t hate. Don't hate on a Hate Playah!
THERE IS A REASON MY SIGN IS 69.
hhahahahahahha
+KARKAT VANTAS It is not easy to live with.. Yeah.. Why us? ;-;
holy shit yes
Allister same
LMAOAOOA
Karkat needs his own station on Pandora Radio
I KNOW
Ghostygoo Mohawki_Kun right! Like seriously why doesn't he 😂😅
We should petition Pandora.
He really does. I love listening to him sing
OMF
"And Ampora wants a slice of cherry pie especially"
I'm so completely 27289393% done with you Karkat.
it's funny bc everyone actually did want him
Only like 5 or 6 people did want him in "romantic" any way
Nepeta, Eridan, Terezi, Gamzee (pale), and Dave. Possibly Meenah, Vriska (black) and Kanaya (pale).
@@dave1049 Assuming all 3 of the possible ones were true, that's still 9 out of 32. That's almost 1 in every 4 people he has ever met. That's a lot of people. Can you imagine that probability on a much larger scale? 1 in every 4 people in the world wanting the same dude. Assuming there's 8 billion people on Alternia (this is Earth numbers, it's probably lower than that), that's 2 _billion_ trolls wanting Karkat.
So yeah, maybe it's not _everyone_ , but it sure is a lot of people.
It doesn't help that this song was written for a defunct AU where Karkat was the heir apparent to the Alternian throne and Feferi was the mutant.
Every Homestuck character (and even the whole fandom) has been in love with Karkat Vantas AT LEAST ONCE!!! (whether this is canon or not idgaf)
Everyone's first crush in HS would be Dave(?) I mean, he's Dave
Yeah, p much. BUT KARKAT
but dave though
just look at me
yeah~ hehe
always with the striders.
Having a boyfriend is getting too mainstream, time to get a Karkat hug pillow.
+Lisa Kuhn yes.
+Lisa Kuhn oh my gog yes
Screw Karkat I have Hatsune Miku. She's hotter.
+Jessica Stouffer
Screw Miku!
I have anime characters!!
~SW
I would rather have gamzee honestly
Why is everybody talking about getting a Karkat body billow and getting turned on?
You all need J3GUS
says the person with Sinful in their use xD
Sugary Tooth I posted this comment when my name had Kawaiiest Potato in it instead.
Diana Saucedo oh xD
Sugary Tooth I still have the same opinion though.
Diana Saucedo well, I don't need Jesus, in fact if u put holy water on my head it will burn a hole in my soul
oh god
bringing this back jfc
Onceler I like your profile pic of ticci Toby
*nosebleed* sitting in a corner fangirling....
i need a life, but i think i dont want one...
Miya Yoshida I know exactly how you feel..
Katelyn Renbarger someone who understands me~ finally :3
Miya Yoshida Heh, dw there are tons of people that think this way~ All of my friends do too :'D Welcome to our little club of weird obsessions
Katelyn Renbarger glad to be here XD
+Olivia Brown I'm a fanboy, and so is my boyfriend. I got someone who was already in the fandom. X3 He going to let us cosplay my otp. x33
this is literally the best karkat singing voice ever.
Damn, that's hot
honetly i can imagine karkat having a really good singing voice.
Trans boi Tyler with how much he runs his mouth youd imagine him to have very flexed out vocal chords.
He'2 haviing a g00d v0iice.
II d0n't deny thii2.
CG: WHEN DID ANYONE GET THIS????? I PUT IT... SOMEWHERE... SAFE..... WHO WENT INTO MY HIVE!?!?
me, and ii 2tole your porn
you're iinto 2ome weiird 2hiit man
CG: ..................... WHY WERE YOU IN MY HIVE, AND WHY DO YOU LOOK IN MY RESPITE CHAMBER?
TA: ii2n't iit- ii'm 2talkiing yooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuu
CG:...................
TA: truth revealed 2on
I just got this weird feeling of boy band Karkat. And I'm not sure how I feel about it
THIS IS VERY TRUE, YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE YOUR SECRET LOVE FOR ME
:33 < sexy
CUTE?!
Aw X3 just said that to annoy you ya know but I find it awesome! :3
Karkat Vantas karkat why am i Your profile Picture 0.0
ASK ADMIN YOU FUCKING LITTLE KID
//be nice ciel is awesome
//and i added him and his butler to my account
GOD DAMN IT
*swoon* I thought this was going to be a joke but...... *swoon* it was much more sexy then anything
ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS. THIS IS SO PERFECT IN SO MANY WAYS.
Can you tell me what song it is?
Blaze Lewis It's a parody of Everybody Loves Me by One Republic :3
Thankies! :3
^ J ^
I AM SO MANY YEARS LATE BUT THE MINUTE I FOUND THIS I HAS LIKE HOLY CRAP THERES A BROADWAY KARKAT VERSION OF THIS!! IM LISTENING TO BROADWAY KARKAT A BUNCH (as the Dave Kinnie Karkat simp I am) BUT HOLY HECK I AM ON A ROLL AND LOST MY MIND THE MINUTE I HEARD HIS VOICE PLAY!
I'm only on act 1 and I don't even know Kartkat, but...... Hot Jesus, that fan art is sexy. T/////T.... And indeed, Kartkat, everyone does want you. Apparently.
Yes
Just
Yes!
;-;
Monique Henao I know. I know. v-v
ThatAnimeCartoonChick kartkat tho
So true
K-k-kartkat? im triggered.
screams
be the sea dweller lowblood!karkat is the fucking best
+Casey Egbert
Of course, im pretty sure i can't be the only one with a minor obsession of his jacket to say the least, too bad it discontinued i want to see more amazing ships appearing and disapearing in that insanely epic reality.
So much yes! x33
Such a hate player.
I've fallen in love with Karkat... My boyfriend doesn't seem to approve of that~
Katelyn Renbarger Haven't we all? xDD
Nikki Spek Apparently so~ And for good reason, he is utterly adorable , in the douche-baggiest of ways
Katelyn Renbarger I know, right?! The first time I heard this song, by the time Karkat started singing the lines "Get down, swaying to my own sound", I was actually swaying a bit. xD
Nikki Spek Yes! Same here! He sounds so cool in this one! I do love his kinda quirky voice in the others, but its just extra attractive in this one, very captivating~
Does it ever show that side of Karkat in canon?
I love Broadway karakt
I think I'm in love with Karkat... But I already have a matesprite.. I have a slight problem....
EVERYBODY DOES WANT ME... THE THIRSTY BITCHES
everyone's like OMG ITS KARKAT HES SO SHMEXY I NEED A KARKAT BODYPILLOW!!!!!! and I'm here like "sollux and gamzee are so freaking cool I need one of those boys to be my bride!!!!(50% off reference :P)
lysha jade SGRUB TEAM NOTHING! I WANT THOSE BOYS TO BE MY BRIDES!
same but with Sollux and Eridan
STOP! sexy time~
My little sister is addicted to this song o.O
her and i, brother
Karkat us so cute he has always been my fave troll.This us my fave pic of him
I really like this Broadway Karkat all the way
*nose bleeds* dam karkat......you sound...-fabulous-
And he looks good too.
lol ikr !!
Oh shit I didn't know kk could be hot 0////0 holy shit
Hell yeah everyone wants you
As a dave kinnie I can agree, we do want him
I love Karkat...
I LOVE HIM MORE XD
Elsa Frost MLP Okay then...i never said this was a competition XD.I'm sure ya do.
Yes...I do want you Karkat, I will openly admit it.
I love karkitten so much!!
Lol my face has the biggest grin ever, along with tomato red cheeks, THIS IS A SONG HITS ME BOYS CANT EVEN GET THIS REACTION FROM ME WTFFF
Yes, _EVERYBODY_
I like this version so much, I play this instead of the original by One Republic when RUclips tries to recommend it to me. 10/10, great work!!
This video is 7 years old... this song is ancient... this fandom is ancient.... but this song still somehow slaps.
Oh... oh, hot damn. Hot. Damn. I think I might want Karkat. O_o
I'M SO HAPPY THIS SONG IS MADE INTO A BROADWAY KARKAT SONG
Listen to this song while reading 'Be The Lowblood Seadweller'. ...... he even has Hate Playa sun glasses.
I wanna cry. This is beautiful.
why did we all decide karkat was the hot character.
Hello! This song is actually called Hate Playa (Be The Seadweller Lowblood Remix), not "everybody wants me" uwu
this is my homescreen on my phone!!!!!!!! XD (i love punk karkat!!(me) )
*Smirks* Heh.. Hell yeah everyone wants me~ *Winks at fangirls/fanboys*
God I'm becoming addicted to this song already XD It's so freaking catchy
Made a sh1pping ch4rt wuth my fr13nd, and it seems that Yes, *Everyone does want Karkat* canon or out-of-canon
Is that him singing in his good voice or something? 0_0 'cause that sounds hot. XD
eeyyep. Everything seems that i'm in love with Karakat.
For the first: i need Karkat body pillow(or just a pillow with him)
And for the second: I. WANT. HIM.
+Julia Wawrzyniak you're not the only one
Panic! At the Understuck Gravity Fall Out Phandom
i'm happy about that
Oh my...
Wow...excuse me while I just.... *dies*
Also... "Ampora loves a piece of cherry pie especially". I am so 2000% done with you right now, Karkat oh my god. XD
Excuse me as I nosebleed in the corner
*blushes bright silver* great song karkat! You sound amazing!
Is it just me or does his voice sound soooooooooooooooo sweet 😍😍😍
:33 I- * swoon *
I ship this so much
:33< th3 comm3nt s3ction is lik3 a karkitty apawcolyps3, th3r3 ar3 so many of th3m * AC looks around at all th3 karkittys*
LOV3 M3
8 years later this is still a bop
This is everybody loves me...
Hey karkat it's Dave, I didn't know you sang like this.
He's not wrong
Nep wants Karkat ;) Ehehehe
everybody wants him~
I want that epic picture!
This is my new theme song. It describes me purfectly!
I like how all the RolePlayers stop roleplaying for this song xD
Oh my gog
That is just perfect 😉
Go kitkat
Suddenly Dave.
im karkat outta me and my friends and THEY ALL BOYS THEY ALL WANT ME XD
*fangirls and dies*
The song is everybody loves me!
hot.
Fucking bless
The picture..... ahahahahahahaha!!!! HAAAAAHAAAAAA!! Imagine Karkat as a punk rock star singing songs to Terezi! Aww it makes me sad.... KAREZI NEEDS TO BE LASERSEERED INTO HOMESTUCK FOREVER
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE THIS WHAT HAVE I DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE PAST ME WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
HOW COULD YOU LOVE KAREZI
HOW
I CAN'T
MY PAST SELF IS SO AGGRAVATING
HOW DARE
HOW DARE I LIKE THE VERY SHIP I AM AT RIVALS WITH NOW
HOW DARE ME
JOHNKAT IS THE BEST
HOW DARE PAST ME
HOW DARE
@@juniperashton7716 JOHNKAT??
Wow
My lusis walked in on me listening to this and gave me the "WTF DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LISTENING TO!?!" look. Then proceeded to listen to the entire song and took away my internet for a week.
That almost happened to me because I have speakers in my room that my phone is hooked up to and my lusus said and I quote "turn that down nobody wants to hear that shit" then I turned it down one notch and this went on and on till I couldn't hear my phone then I just turned it up again to piss her off. :)
My LUSUS just said "what the hell" and I said what so she just sighed and walked away
Destiny Ellis Psh. My lusus can't even hear me even if I hook my computer up to big speakers. I'm in a basement room that's insulated so well that nobody can even hear me screaming with fangirl screams.
D---> this is one e%ception of a blue blood love for a lowblood... DAMN HE'S HOT
...-severeswooninghasoccured-...
im not forever alone... im just... waiting for karkat to admit his love for me
Well it is a known fact that John fucking wants me!!
yes
Imma get a karkat body pillow
All I know is everybody wants me~
Raging tentaboners Karkat is so frigging hot !.
It took me way too long to notice that his necklace is of a crab...
kk teach me to get giirls away ff and aa are gonna riip off my arms!
Oh hot damn.
What a sexy, sexy karkat.
link to the image? Its perfect
//*fangirls*
:33< .........._its true........._
rocker kk is HOT
What is the name of the original name of this song!?? X3 Karkitty !!!!!
I’m a cancer just looking in the comments thinking why is everyone one saying weird things VERY WERID things
Okay, I need some help. I really want this song... does anyone know where I can download/buy it?
Where can I download this :o?