Creator deity: "and this one shall be the Vile Wyrm, his purpose shall be to usher in an age of rot, only to be slain by mighty destined heros!" "Vile" wyrm: "ok, new plan fuckwit"
It's not for any "greater good", it's just a pain to do. Imagine being woken up by a couple bugs asking you to exterminate every single other bug in the world just because of some "destiny" they made up for you, even if you try to outsource and hire an exterminator and let's say just for this example's sake thet they have the authority to exterminate bugs everywhere with infinite resources at their disposal and don't hold reservations for them, they'll also decline saying it's too much of a bother because they don't live for their job. In the end you'll just be tempted to squash the bugs that are nagging you but because even they aren't causing any trouble like a mosquito would you either leave them alone or just show them the door.
This is the whole comic summed up. Cultist: get up it's time to end the world. Evil dragon: five more minutes. Cultists: that's what you said last time and the time before that and that's all you've ever said every time we've tried to summon you. Evil dragon(with attitude): *FIVE. MORE. MINUTES.*
I mean Doomsday cultists don't really have the greatest survival instincts but even still they're lucky he didn't just eat them, or roast them, or rot them or whatever he does...
Jeff:"no ...no......THE BEANS ARE MINE!! YOU NO TAKE THE BEANS!!!"*hisses and scurries up the walls* Cultist one:" Everytime....." Cultist two:" how does he even do that!?!?"
Unfortunately a smaller more active wyrm is going to only destroy a kingdom or two before Heroes finally defeat it, you got to wake him up make sure they stay up and kill those pesky Dragon born before they can cause any issues
Heroes: "We've come to slay the... what the hell is going on here". Cultists: "Not too loud, he'll hear u-". Dragon: *Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck*
@@Azrael_Equinox "I'm too busy sleeping on my mounds of trasure to care" is basically the attitude of people like Jeff Bezos towards the worlds problems
Me as a cultist :"screw it I'm making golem to issue in the age of rot, its going to look exactly like the Great one but be bit more active and doesn't need to charge for Hades knows how long but I rather wait 10 years of work on it then wait for him"
So this is what we now have for evil dieties? Back then, they were DEDICATED to their role! But, its nice to see a change if pase from time to time. Maybe thats me being thankful the rot-pocalypse isnt gonna happen... yet... maybe we can befriend it!
Do you know he may actually be trying to pull a trick on the evil because he’s actually good or at least neutral. I mean come on what’s better than saying no and dismantling a evil organization that’s just going to pop up again then delaying it and well essentially trolling the evil organization by saying I’ll wait up tomorrow and do it then not waking up or doing it ever.
Well the heros aren't needed to stop that evil dragon... heck all they'd need to do is knock out the cultists, put the dragon under a powerful sleep spell and a shield to prevent the spell from being lifted and not worry for multiple thousands of years.
“I need to be clear of mind” “Well my great and terrible dragon lord perhaps the reason you are not clear of mind is that you have a habit of vastly oversleeping which I’m not an expert on but Dave gets unfocused and incredibly irritable when he oversleeps” “Zzzzzzzzzzzz” “And he fell asleep again”
I want to see this happen to a group of cultists that somehow succeeded in awakening some "ancient evil" in a D&D game! XD I just imagine the cult leader turning around, looking at the party that almost managed to reach them, and then just starts crying in despair. To be fair, i would vote to just let them live, out of pity~ Some cults do some very, VERY bad things to try to use such ritual, the components are usually expensive and hard to find, maybe sacrifices are made for it... all of this, just to hear "yeah, yeah, whatever.... I'm not in the mood to destroy the world today, so bye~" or the equivalent of "five more minutes~" (probably another few thousand years XD ) and the evil creature closes the hole in reality, like it never existed, just because it was lazy XD
Okay, but what if there are countless cults around the globe constantly trying to awaken some Eldritch horrors to bring about their flavored apocalypses and the only reason none of them have come to pass is exactly this: That these Eldritchians just want to snooze for _"ten more minutes...."_ Or in mortal terms, _"ten more centuries..."_ **SNORE*
i wanna work this into our campaign, the PCs get captured and bound helplessly to witness the awakening of the Unstoppable Evil That Will Destroy Everything and it just....goes back to sleep...then the cultists are like "fuck this amma join so-an-so's cult, THEY KEEP TO A SCHEDULE" and untie the pcs and leave
At least the heroes don't need to worry about this cult. Imagine, they learn about this cult, and the king is like: "OH, yeah, them. Don't worry, they are harmless. The dragon they are trying to wake up prefers to just sleep, they can try once every thousand years, and they have failed at least two times already. Just let them do whatever they want, they don't really attack or destroy or steal anything, so they are not a problem"
This, THIS is the perfect plan for the villain in my story! Dude just wants to sleep but his followers keep pestering him until the main character comes along and the villain goes "please just kill me I'll come back later." (because reincarnation pog)
Honestly, this idea could make for quite the fun story. Some ancient entity is awakened from their eternal slumber, but instead of going on a rampage or bringing about calamity, they just want to go to sleep again. "Who awakens me from my eternal slumber?" "No, seriously. Who woke me up?"
They're not heroes if they kill him in his sleep. There is no proof that this creature actually _wants_ an age of rot - his reaction looks very much like someone trying to wriggle out of a duty they don't like. Without the cult, the dragon is most likely harmless.
That dragon ain't dumb he's intelligent he's like yeah I'm just going to wake up tomorrow doesn't wake up for another thousand years that doesn't make him dumb that makes him smart let the poor dragon sleep
Stupid Cultists never learn, dragon based cults aren’t usually that great. Dragons often sleep for such long periods of time, that basing your religion around them is about as effective as praying to a singular clay pot, and every thousand years, that pot becomes magic for ten minutes and demands more food, shiny objects, and entertainment. Worship me instead, I’ll actually do something with my offerings, instead of sitting on them, I’ll use them to better my followers lives! Also investing in proper arms and armour for the Skeleton Army.
Your lad dragon just wants to vibe. Poor dude gets his nap interrupted by raving cultists every couple hundred years. can't get a decent night of sleep.
Why can't I imagine him with like a child just sleeping both of them just sleeping the child has put a blanket on him and gave him a stuffed animal and the child's just sleeping there and he's sleeping and the child wakes up and continues to wait for him to wake up and the process continues till the Colt comes to wake him up and spots the child and I think the child would hide behind him they would just grab him and proceed to wake the dragon up and tell him they found a child with him and dragon would just be like leave the child here. Edit: he will take the blanket and put it over his head and go back to sleep most likely
Alternate Plan: Big lizard wants to sleep for another millenia, they will not miss the treasure until then...and we will toast their health with the many, many recruitment parties for the rot cult held in the dragon's honor!
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Now kids this is how you as a greater being, troll countless of generations of lesser beings and subordinates.
lol
can confirm, itys what i do for a living
they give me food, i give them jokes
I don't think they turned into trolls? What do you mean?
@@centuriondominicus7871 not the literal meaning XD, is more" the somewhat funnybut annoying joke "
@@ul8532 IK... Do you... Do you think I was actually that fucking dumb? :P nah, I was trying to be funny.
Dragon is secretly on the good side and says no to his destiny
Creator deity: "and this one shall be the Vile Wyrm, his purpose shall be to usher in an age of rot, only to be slain by mighty destined heros!"
"Vile" wyrm: "ok, new plan fuckwit"
Dnd campaign where the Wyrm refuses to accept his destiny and enlists heroes to keep the cults away from his resting place
good omens style! :D
It's not for any "greater good", it's just a pain to do. Imagine being woken up by a couple bugs asking you to exterminate every single other bug in the world just because of some "destiny" they made up for you, even if you try to outsource and hire an exterminator and let's say just for this example's sake thet they have the authority to exterminate bugs everywhere with infinite resources at their disposal and don't hold reservations for them, they'll also decline saying it's too much of a bother because they don't live for their job. In the end you'll just be tempted to squash the bugs that are nagging you but because even they aren't causing any trouble like a mosquito would you either leave them alone or just show them the door.
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No :)
This is the whole comic summed up.
Cultist: get up it's time to end the world.
Evil dragon: five more minutes.
Cultists: that's what you said last time and the time before that and that's all you've ever said every time we've tried to summon you.
Evil dragon(with attitude): *FIVE. MORE. MINUTES.*
I mean Doomsday cultists don't really have the greatest survival instincts but even still they're lucky he didn't just eat them, or roast them, or rot them or whatever he does...
@@minnion2871 That would require getting out of bed
@@killerhellhound Dude, they were right there! He could have had breakfast in bed...
@@minnion2871 but they were out of reach he would have had to wiggled over
@@killerhellhound Or you know just tell them that he'll do what they want if they come closer.... closer..... CLOOOOSER..... CHOMP!
"alright, thats it. get the fire mages, we're waking him up. oh and someone talk to jeff, we're gonna need ALL his coffee beans."
jeff the coffee salesman telling his friend the cabbage salesman how much coffee he just sold to some idiot cultists....
@@aj_the_infamous1013 proceeds to stonks for another thousand years
Jeff:"no ...no......THE BEANS ARE MINE!! YOU NO TAKE THE BEANS!!!"*hisses and scurries up the walls*
Cultist one:" Everytime....."
Cultist two:" how does he even do that!?!?"
Got to get that caffeine on an IV drip.
Dragon: "What... what have you done to me!?"
@@shadowcw4 Jeff be like: "My precious~~"
This is the fantasy equivalent of "I'm a awake I was awake the entire time"
An alternate, but more fitting title: Big, *LAZY* dragon
That's the life I want :D
Yeah, he‘s not dumb.
He‘s the smartest guy in that room.
I'll do you one better, the Procrastinating Dragon
@@m3b02 ill do you a longer, better one: “the huge serpent that wishes to a delay on ushering the divine age of rot”
the issue with that is that it'd spoil the punchline. I think "Big slumbering dragon" would've worked, as it'd be foreshadowing for the joke instead
And this is how an unknowable elder dragon hits the snooze button.
This dragon be like: *I'm doing a little trolling...*
*for tens of thousands years*
Step 1: gather cultist to adore you
Axaxaxax
Step two fabricate a prophecy about you cause Armageddon and then never complete that prophecy because you keep on going to sleep
We do a little trolling it's called we do a little trolling
I don't think he's going to do what you want him to, guys. Maybe look for a smaller, more active wyrm?
Unfortunately a smaller more active wyrm is going to only destroy a kingdom or two before Heroes finally defeat it, you got to wake him up make sure they stay up and kill those pesky Dragon born before they can cause any issues
@@aSipOfHemlocktea experience huh...
@@aSipOfHemlocktea hey a regular peasant with a large stick and Dragon born with a large stick can also deal with a dragon
This is the Immortal equivalent of "five more minutes"
Heroes: "We've come to slay the... what the hell is going on here".
Cultists: "Not too loud, he'll hear u-".
Dragon: *Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck*
RIP Robin Williams
"Just 5 more minutes"
*Sleeps for 1000 years*
He's just got the "I'll do it tomorrow" attitude and it's hilarious
As a Dragon I can totally relate.......sometimes you just feel like doing stuff tomorrow....and stay sleeping on your mounds of treasure.
I think there's a life lesson here, but I'm too busy sleeping on my treasure like to care tbh.
@@Azrael_Equinox "I'm too busy sleeping on my mounds of trasure to care" is basically the attitude of people like Jeff Bezos towards the worlds problems
@@ashleycrow8867 truuuueeeee
I don't have mounds of treasure like you all bigger dragons from different realities, but I also like to sleep
I’m not a dragon, nor do I have mounds of treasure, but I can relate. 👍🏼
I can imagine that the dragon would miss them if they stop though. Man, we could make a story about this.
Well it’s interesting, like you don’t even need a hero the dragon deals with itself
regardless of the cheesy humour, the dubbing cast was actually really amazing
Me as a cultist :"screw it I'm making golem to issue in the age of rot, its going to look exactly like the Great one but be bit more active and doesn't need to charge for Hades knows how long but I rather wait 10 years of work on it then wait for him"
So this is what we now have for evil dieties? Back then, they were DEDICATED to their role! But, its nice to see a change if pase from time to time. Maybe thats me being thankful the rot-pocalypse isnt gonna happen... yet... maybe we can befriend it!
"Back then"?
He WAS back then!
He rested for tens of 1000s of years instead of doing his job... MULTIPLE TIMES IN A ROW
HE OLD
Okay, roll me a persuasion check, disadvantage because you just woke the Great Vile Wyrm up and he's not interested.
Do you know he may actually be trying to pull a trick on the evil because he’s actually good or at least neutral. I mean come on what’s better than saying no and dismantling a evil organization that’s just going to pop up again then delaying it and well essentially trolling the evil organization by saying I’ll wait up tomorrow and do it then not waking up or doing it ever.
The group of adventurers standing behind the cultists weapons at the ready being like "did the boss just hit snooze"
and then along came snooze!
"That's gonna be a yikes from me"
yikers man
“Can we get a yikes in chat”
yikes
Too tired. Give me 5 more minutes.
500 years later.
So this is how my phone feels like when it rings for me to wake up
When even your own dark lord doesn't want to end the world, it's time to rethink your choice of career.
Well the heros aren't needed to stop that evil dragon... heck all they'd need to do is knock out the cultists, put the dragon under a powerful sleep spell and a shield to prevent the spell from being lifted and not worry for multiple thousands of years.
Sleep spell isn't even necessary the dragon clearly would rather sleep his years away on his own.
Dragon: "Oh thank you. Those lunatics never could take a hint. You are my heroes. "
**Goes back to sleep**
Finally. A spirit animal I can relate with. A big dumb dragon that loves to sleep.
As a being of similar "screw the apocalypse, I'm going back to bed" energy, I can respect this decision. Keep up the great work, Wyrm! :D
“I need to be clear of mind”
“Well my great and terrible dragon lord perhaps the reason you are not clear of mind is that you have a habit of vastly oversleeping which I’m not an expert on but Dave gets unfocused and incredibly irritable when he oversleeps”
“Zzzzzzzzzzzz”
“And he fell asleep again”
THAT DRAGON VOICE IS SO GOOD. I haven't actually heard something like that yet! Kinda like Smaug with a little Deep One thrown in! PHENOMENAL JOB!
I want to see this happen to a group of cultists that somehow succeeded in awakening some "ancient evil" in a D&D game! XD
I just imagine the cult leader turning around, looking at the party that almost managed to reach them, and then just starts crying in despair. To be fair, i would vote to just let them live, out of pity~
Some cults do some very, VERY bad things to try to use such ritual, the components are usually expensive and hard to find, maybe sacrifices are made for it... all of this, just to hear "yeah, yeah, whatever.... I'm not in the mood to destroy the world today, so bye~" or the equivalent of "five more minutes~" (probably another few thousand years XD ) and the evil creature closes the hole in reality, like it never existed, just because it was lazy XD
you fools! hes under the curse of moarningness.
the only way to break the curse,
is coffee
*COFFEE* * yawn * *WOULD BE NICE RIGHT NOW.*
"Perhaps we should go for a deity change."
“Do not treat me like some withering snake.”
Dragon : give me 5 more minutes
Dragon: *sleeps for a thousand years*
He's not dumb, just very sleepy really. I mean this very lightly.
The spell is powerful enough to only wake him up, not to keep him awake
“Five more minutes.” Proceeds to sleep for the next thousand years.
Relocate his hoard. That may kickstart it in the future.
Okay, but what if there are countless cults around the globe constantly trying to awaken some Eldritch horrors to bring about their flavored apocalypses and the only reason none of them have come to pass is exactly this:
That these Eldritchians just want to snooze for _"ten more minutes...."_ Or in mortal terms, _"ten more centuries..."_ **SNORE*
You know, it would have been even funnier if the dragon just went "i said fuck off mortal"
Guys, just leave the damn dragon alone! He CLEARLY has no interest in helping you.
i wanna work this into our campaign, the PCs get captured and bound helplessly to witness the awakening of the Unstoppable Evil That Will Destroy Everything and it just....goes back to sleep...then the cultists are like "fuck this amma join so-an-so's cult, THEY KEEP TO A SCHEDULE" and untie the pcs and leave
Ah, but they could just leave the players tied up, meaning they now have to figure out how to escape with no interrogatable cultists nearby
Alt title: an awakened dragon to lazy that he had trolled million of people in centuries
Sleep is important, get as much as you can.
This isn’t a dumb dragon. He knows exactly what he’s doing
"You can wait until tomorrow but you have to sit up."
"... fine I will start now."
That is... more accurate to my wake up process than I'd like...
IMO this dragon is actually a genius. They know that the Age of Rot would suck and going to bed would be much more enjoyable!
At least the heroes don't need to worry about this cult. Imagine, they learn about this cult, and the king is like: "OH, yeah, them. Don't worry, they are harmless. The dragon they are trying to wake up prefers to just sleep, they can try once every thousand years, and they have failed at least two times already. Just let them do whatever they want, they don't really attack or destroy or steal anything, so they are not a problem"
This, THIS is the perfect plan for the villain in my story! Dude just wants to sleep but his followers keep pestering him until the main character comes along and the villain goes "please just kill me I'll come back later." (because reincarnation pog)
please update when you get around to it, as I am just a voice, I can not see with my own eyes, but I will do my best to get someone to read it for me
If I know anything about dragons,just steal some of its tresure it will wake up in that instant
**Sleep snores. ** "hmmm aah ayum ummm... ' **Snoring** "Just who do these people think they are anyway." **Snoring**
~Dragon.
This would be a great idea, but just add that they need to bring a tribute of food. Than say it wasn't enough. Bigger free meal every time. >:D
I admire this dragon, he has great destiny and fate written for him. But instead he does what he loves - sleeping
Never thought youd be needing alot of coffee to bring about the apocalypse
If I was the dragon I feel like I would have said something like "five more minutes" or just angry grunts
Honestly, this idea could make for quite the fun story. Some ancient entity is awakened from their eternal slumber, but instead of going on a rampage or bringing about calamity, they just want to go to sleep again. "Who awakens me from my eternal slumber?" "No, seriously. Who woke me up?"
Prophesy? Do you mean the wake up call I left a1000 years ago?🐲
The longest "mom, I just want 5 more min." I've seen this far
I can imagine some heroes walking in one time after the ritual and just killing the dragon in its sleep.
They're not heroes if they kill him in his sleep. There is no proof that this creature actually _wants_ an age of rot - his reaction looks very much like someone trying to wriggle out of a duty they don't like. Without the cult, the dragon is most likely harmless.
this is me on a weekend when someone tries to wake me up. I lie there for a bit, forget what I was doing awake and go back to sleep.
So... this is the dad dragon? Saying that he's awake from 6am but you find him sleeping on the couch at 9?
That dragon ain't dumb he's intelligent he's like yeah I'm just going to wake up tomorrow doesn't wake up for another thousand years that doesn't make him dumb that makes him smart let the poor dragon sleep
"To think, those Witches called me a fool for making my eternal Slumber curses feel so good. And yet, the Wyrm falls to it's control willingly."
"...Are they gone? Oh, good."
That’s exactly what I say to myself every single time I wake up and I always end up falling asleep right after my morning trial
5 more decades
Ultimate "5 more minutes" story
So essentially, he jus a beeg sleepy noodle boi
You know....these are some faithful followers. Despite the Great Vile Wyrm pretty much ignoring them, they still faithful.
The immortal evil that must never be awakened’s equivalent of “5moreminutes”
The voice acting in this is incredible!
Everyone knows that it's Papa Burgle that brings the Age of Rot.
Stupid Cultists never learn, dragon based cults aren’t usually that great. Dragons often sleep for such long periods of time, that basing your religion around them is about as effective as praying to a singular clay pot, and every thousand years, that pot becomes magic for ten minutes and demands more food, shiny objects, and entertainment. Worship me instead, I’ll actually do something with my offerings, instead of sitting on them, I’ll use them to better my followers lives! Also investing in proper arms and armour for the Skeleton Army.
Level 100 trying to vibe while a group of level 10-30 asking for help and tips
Good to know the evil side is also just as lazy as the good side and that's why we haven't been obliterated yet.
Honestly... me. This is definitely how I'm going to act when I become a dragon. lolz
When a glutton gets turned into a dragon as a curse but it’s a blessing because he can sleep in.
I never thought I would relate so much with the bringer of the apocalypse
Lols! With villains like him, who needs heroes XD
The wyrm version of: give me 5 more minutes
The world is saved, due to a "villains" laziness.
I love the dragon's voice! Whoever voiced the cult leader also did a great job!
Big guy obviously just wants to sleep. Don't blame him, Sleep is great.
Your lad dragon just wants to vibe. Poor dude gets his nap interrupted by raving cultists every couple hundred years. can't get a decent night of sleep.
Dragon: trolling is a art
Cultist: but, it's "an art"
Dragon: *sleeps*
being a great dragon of rot and plague, it would make sense that it would also suffer from lethargy...
The music is strengthening my urge to re-watch every single series The Rat of Mapping had made.
ok you know what we're not waiting another thousand years for this
SOMEBODY GET *ALL* OF THE EMERGENCY LAXATIVES
*YOU MORTALS HAVE NO POWER OVER US. WE ANCIENT ONES ARE AS OLD AS THE UNIVERSE ITSELF! WE MUST BE ALLOWED TIME TO REST.*
Why destroy the world if im very confy in it.
Probably the dragon
"This cult sucks"
Even ancient dragons have their "just 5 more minutes"
That moment when you realize the cult you joined was just a snooze button.
give me a cauldron and caftfull of redbull and coffe and this wyrm won't be capable of sleeping for 1000 years.
He's not dumb , even he doesn't wish that kind of doom on anyone
Hero party bust in to try and stop the cultists from awakening the dragon and sees that : do we even bother to kill the cultists?
We all have this moment atleast once a year, but then it just blacks out
„I‘m Up, I’m Just Not UP-Up!“
Why can't I imagine him with like a child just sleeping both of them just sleeping the child has put a blanket on him and gave him a stuffed animal and the child's just sleeping there and he's sleeping and the child wakes up and continues to wait for him to wake up and the process continues till the Colt comes to wake him up and spots the child and I think the child would hide behind him they would just grab him and proceed to wake the dragon up and tell him they found a child with him and dragon would just be like leave the child here. Edit: he will take the blanket and put it over his head and go back to sleep most likely
This comic was more relatable that anything
Alternate Plan: Big lizard wants to sleep for another millenia, they will not miss the treasure until then...and we will toast their health with the many, many recruitment parties for the rot cult held in the dragon's honor!