Poop on New Pope

from a friendly song competition years ago (~2005) during the last papal overthrow... this is my contribution to the "New Pope vs Pope Classic" debate that raged between @jcook793 ( / jcook793 ) and myself.
"Listen, I've a story to tell... about a
freakin sweet pope that you know so well
My name is Pope Classic and I'm here to say
New Pope gots da clap and I've... heard he's gay
I saw him last week at the... movie lot
hanging with his peeps and.... smokin pot
he's caught up with the wrong crowd of... hooligans
you don't want to call the New Pope your friend
Pope Classic always loved you and he knows you're glad
you always get invited to his parties... that's rad!
then afterwards he lets you crash at his pad
and even pays for the booze!
Now New Pope's gonna try and tease
Call Pope Classic names, like uh, "horny skeeze"
But Pope Classic knows that you understand
New Pope Dope is just a joke, (Thyroid Gland) [it rhymes]"

[@Marco85111]

lol wtf