Sellen is MESSED UP?!
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- Malenia, the Blade of Miquella, and Millicent confront Sorceress Sellen on her controversial experiments in sorcery! Is the witch truly messed up?! Does the Tarnished agree?! Or is her intelligence so large that no one can understand her?!
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#eldenring #comedy #ai #humor #funny #artificialintelligence #ranni #melina #malenia #skit
Millicent: *Gives a valid argument*
Malenia: I gave birth to you.
Also the Sellen model is… okay. Not the worst, not the best. It is what it is :3
Well, I think the salmon is pretty good
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i thought it was pretty good. the only one who really needs help is Milicent
Malenia: I made you, and I can unmake you.
But I didn’t mean the character model
“I can be entered raw”💀Sellen is wildin
Bet cmere oil up
Bring that ass over here
Right?
Say that to LMSH.
I can vouch for that 🙏
I gues Sellen was so obsessed with magic that she became the living interpretation of "Fuck it we ball"
Golden Order Fundamentalists: stay hoopin
Apostate Queens: ball out
Godrick: calls it b-ball and would rather watch HS varsity girls bc the NBA "doesn't defend"
…bro…
@@GhostWriter-Gohan I think it would be funny if Godrick had SIGNIFICANTLY more offensive opinions, and randomly say the most racial, offensive, and downright disturbing stuff to ever come out of someone's mouth, then randomly say them at family gatherings to see if they agree.
I thought it was rennala that turned her into that. She did state that she wanted to take over the academy
@@leonides1527 I don't think so, since Rennala is shown to not really care about the academy, or anything really, anymore, ever since Radagon left her.
She only cares about her amber egg.
"Everyone's still rotting btw"
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
"What I created I can also destroy child"
I wonder if someone will know from which game this quote is from.
@@Enraged_Sandal wow just don’t remember who said it
@@TylerSmith-or7kn Kain from Legacy of Kain
@@Enraged_Sandal I thought it would be wow but I was wrong I know I heard it before but I forgot about kain
Sellen: "At Least I can be entered Raw"
Malenia: "Excuse me? What?
"Least I can be entered raw" if i was a woman i would use that
It is honestly a huge flex.
*Implies Malenia can't be entered raw*
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!
unlike the dragon-boy I am, most don't hoard enough materials to max out the Preserving Bolus after maxing them out... but I bet you'd only get twelve seconds per bolus once you Malenia wet...
@@jakeforgey5378 ...you use boluses? Pathetic. Be a man, pump mind, and use Flame, Cleanse me.
@@jakeforgey5378QUITER TALK! YOU WILL HAVE 5 SECONDS BEFORE DETERIORATING AND IT WILL BE WORTH!
@@jakeforgey5378No problem, i only need 10
Level vigor
"At least i can be entered raw" damn girl don't threaten with a good time.
Yes! Mommy Sellen is here!
Dawg, I'm still going in raw with Malenia. I am not letting anyone stop me
Good luck with the scarlet rot on your junk. I heard it burns.
@Judo593 oh you KNOW I keep a hefty supply of boluses on me
*SCARLET ROT*
@@Insurgency_Raidercrotch rot
Yall dumb asf 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aunty Sellen is arguing with Mamalenia
We stan mamalenia
@devilguy6664 Yup, she bet our ass many times because she lives us she teaches us her very skills for us to improve in life. Mamalenia
Sellen has finally had enough. 😂 This is why we love her 😂
“Head Ahead”
: selects pointing down emote
😂😂 Well now. none of them spoke a single LIE.
Nahhh, the last one was a violation lmfao
Sellen pointing out STDs is wild
Sellen be feelin frisky this time around 😅😅
I mean... technically you can enter malenia raw you'd just need a LOT of preserving boleses
"At least I can be entered raw"
*Tarnished stares at a rock*
The FEEEETTTT 😂
*me just taking melina on a date* we moths love lantern's but to me, you're the brightest light in my life mellina.
I mean, Malenia can both be entered and enter you raw.
I love how Millicent has her messy hairstyle and not the tied up one lol
The mystery thing is the magma Wyrms Scalesword
Wrong channnnnnel
All hail our sorceress queen Sellen !
All hail the mighty ball
Give us more mommy Marika
Nah malenia better
@@SonaChainsawusername checks out
This is a good lore channel. lol
Ya but that ball for tho! 😂
"At least I can be entered raw!"
Sellen ball:
Everyone else: "Yeah..uh..which mouth on this thang?"
Can't forget the implication of sellen's puppet body being located in Seluvis' bedroom
your 3d models are all pretty cool, and the different outfits are fun.
Sellen is wild for that
"At least I can be entered Raw"
You mean before or after you became a mineral based lifeform?
Sellen's definitely up there in the Elden Ring waifu list. She's one of my favorites.
Malenia don’t talk to your daughter like that 😡
I’m just happy seeing Millicent
Malenia can be entered raw too. I'll gladly take one for the team.
I want that face for sellen
sellen is the best teacher besides thops, the new sorceries are worth the crimes
just gotta use law of regression for Malenia and your good to go
....sellen has me sold
Sellen is so INTJ
Ngl, I miss the hell out of the old sprite models you used to incorporate into your videos. They somehow felt more expressive and vicious than these renders
Problem is, they have little to no creativity to work with and are limiting in their expressions
While these ones you can fine tune even clothing and faces, and can be put into any context
@@Epsonea_482 I actually kinda prefer the in game models for these kinda shorts too. It’s hard to associate these shorts with Elden Ring now when the models looks like they’re from a completely different game. Sellen’s model doesn’t even look like her actual face in game…
The dialogue is still great mind you, But the models are just a little off putting.
Like I said in the pinned, Sellen's model is mid and I only used it to test a video
What I want is freedom, creative freedom not tied down by the world of Elden Ring while still being represented and mentioned by the characters. They're not meant to be associated in the world, just as themselves
The ingame models are expressionless and hard to get the most out of. Poses and expressions are key, and Melina now is really fun to work with because of that
I agree. The 3d models look like corpses imho.
Ranni, a corpse 🥰
Sellen not wrong about being entered Raw
Why did you make me picture entering Malenia raw and exiting with her rotten parts still stuck all over my dragon?
With the dlc and the new forms we can take im sure that last fact is true about malenia now
We need more edgy melina🗣🔥
Sellen seems like a older sister
Alternatively, Malenia’s hat is cooler than Sellen’s
Sellen got me acting like America, only caring about feet dawg
Europeans missing out
Anyways, MILLICENT for life
Love the model
I'd still risk it all for Melenia
I scrolled through 5 more shorts before I figured out what she meant, now I'm just disappointed with myself....
Can be entered RAW..... Say less
Well Malenia uses faith for her aonian bomb so that’s a little more excusable
Mommy Sellen ❤❤❤
Me paused sellen quest and closed the game only to see this 😂😂😂 btw when does series continue after the drink challenge between vyke and meli meli
I need Sellen to unball herself :(
hey its Cobie Smulders.
I don't think Sellen was only one doing that, if she did it at all. We find graven schools in 3 different Sorcerer Towers at least, and Ranni's black-ops detention center site also has one defending it.
It seems like everyone was doing it, but Sellen was useful patsy because she was anti-Carian instigator.
I mean, selen seems to be one of the very few npcs that seems to trully care for the tarnished, i cant see her being all that bad...
female bosses are always my mom love mom
When will Nepheli show up?
I prefer Malenia over all the other maidens (she’s tall and strong :3)
i NEED a fj from sellen
Roderika should has 3d too 😢😢😢
Not going to Lie....Sellen is the Gal You want If You dont Fancy Rot,Doll or Edgy gals
Then Ranni is in the other room with the tarnished cause she’s the only one people actually like
Ohhh wow 😂
Yo, that straight-up comment shows she's the real deal, man. Ain't got nothin' to conceal-pure as fresh snow on both the exterior and the interior, ya feel me? I'm sure we can feel her 🤭
Nonono she has a point
3D RODERIKA PLS
Yeeeeeaaaaaah...I'm sticking with Milicent
My master is #1
Sellen is best girl
What did she say!? 😮
Ayoooo 😳😳😳
I might be in the minority who dislikes bossy attitudes. Lol
Why is sellen kinda…
The new models aren't as good as before anymore. They don't even look the same just like how it was.
The only one I don't like much is Sellen, but Malenia is pretty much how she is before, and Millicent I've worked on recently
I'll take these over ER's expressionless, poseless forms any day
@@Epsonea_482 oh actually, I commented on the wrong video... This was supposed to be about that video where you showed Milicent. Not here. Apologies.
Millicent was touched up, given that her long hair covered a lot of inaccuracies and I tried to make her a bit more akin to her ER model. But I’m unskilled, so I tried my best
Not the best, not the worst. At least I have something for her
@@Epsonea_482 I do not mean to offend you or anything though. I always watch your Elden Ring skits and I will still do. The first time I watch your video, I subbed immediately while laughing out loud.
Have a good one, kind sir.
No problemo. It’s all good
i ran out of stories but heres elden ring that i dont ships and it curse this is just my opinion
radahn x malenia
there' half sibling
mohh x miqquella
yes i khow its cannon buts its weird
melina x ranni
another ship that i dont ship bcuz their half siblings but i do ship them just friends or best friends
Nobody asked.
I ran out of story to tell okay so I made this so mind your own business
About entering in Malenia raw. Flame Cleanse me problems solved 💀