Sellen is MESSED UP?!

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • Malenia, the Blade of Miquella, and Millicent confront Sorceress Sellen on her controversial experiments in sorcery! Is the witch truly messed up?! Does the Tarnished agree?! Or is her intelligence so large that no one can understand her?!
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    #eldenring #comedy #ai #humor #funny #artificialintelligence #ranni #melina #malenia #skit

Комментарии • 155

  • @Epsonea_482
    @Epsonea_482  4 месяца назад +590

    Millicent: *Gives a valid argument*
    Malenia: I gave birth to you.
    Also the Sellen model is… okay. Not the worst, not the best. It is what it is :3

    • @EmilioGonsalez-d4k
      @EmilioGonsalez-d4k 4 месяца назад +6

      Well, I think the salmon is pretty good

    • @talhasucksatgames
      @talhasucksatgames 4 месяца назад +2

      fr

    • @lordvasha5246
      @lordvasha5246 4 месяца назад +5

      i thought it was pretty good. the only one who really needs help is Milicent

    • @TheRisky9
      @TheRisky9 4 месяца назад +4

      Malenia: I made you, and I can unmake you.

    • @EmilioGonsalez-d4k
      @EmilioGonsalez-d4k 4 месяца назад +2

      But I didn’t mean the character model

  • @ultimatecoasterremakes5500
    @ultimatecoasterremakes5500 4 месяца назад +1339

    “I can be entered raw”💀Sellen is wildin

  • @AeternVotum
    @AeternVotum 4 месяца назад +1247

    I gues Sellen was so obsessed with magic that she became the living interpretation of "Fuck it we ball"

    • @GhostWriter-Gohan
      @GhostWriter-Gohan 4 месяца назад +26

      Golden Order Fundamentalists: stay hoopin
      Apostate Queens: ball out
      Godrick: calls it b-ball and would rather watch HS varsity girls bc the NBA "doesn't defend"

    • @fixu8204
      @fixu8204 3 месяца назад +2

      …bro…

    • @themanwithaplan2711
      @themanwithaplan2711 3 месяца назад +4

      ​​@@GhostWriter-Gohan I think it would be funny if Godrick had SIGNIFICANTLY more offensive opinions, and randomly say the most racial, offensive, and downright disturbing stuff to ever come out of someone's mouth, then randomly say them at family gatherings to see if they agree.

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 3 месяца назад

      I thought it was rennala that turned her into that. She did state that she wanted to take over the academy

    • @DrDOOM-xs8jm
      @DrDOOM-xs8jm 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@leonides1527 I don't think so, since Rennala is shown to not really care about the academy, or anything really, anymore, ever since Radagon left her.
      She only cares about her amber egg.

  • @dirty_dan9157
    @dirty_dan9157 4 месяца назад +534

    "Everyone's still rotting btw"
    "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

    • @Enraged_Sandal
      @Enraged_Sandal 4 месяца назад +11

      "What I created I can also destroy child"
      I wonder if someone will know from which game this quote is from.

    • @TylerSmith-or7kn
      @TylerSmith-or7kn 3 месяца назад

      @@Enraged_Sandal wow just don’t remember who said it

    • @Enraged_Sandal
      @Enraged_Sandal 3 месяца назад +1

      @@TylerSmith-or7kn Kain from Legacy of Kain

    • @TylerSmith-or7kn
      @TylerSmith-or7kn 3 месяца назад

      @@Enraged_Sandal I thought it would be wow but I was wrong I know I heard it before but I forgot about kain

  • @taunttitan1714
    @taunttitan1714 4 месяца назад +195

    Sellen: "At Least I can be entered Raw"
    Malenia: "Excuse me? What?

  • @a.r.h9919
    @a.r.h9919 4 месяца назад +252

    "Least I can be entered raw" if i was a woman i would use that

  • @mimikvoid9425
    @mimikvoid9425 4 месяца назад +145

    *Implies Malenia can't be entered raw*
    NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!

    • @jakeforgey5378
      @jakeforgey5378 4 месяца назад +15

      unlike the dragon-boy I am, most don't hoard enough materials to max out the Preserving Bolus after maxing them out... but I bet you'd only get twelve seconds per bolus once you Malenia wet...

    • @mimikvoid9425
      @mimikvoid9425 4 месяца назад

      @@jakeforgey5378 ...you use boluses? Pathetic. Be a man, pump mind, and use Flame, Cleanse me.

    • @samfish2550
      @samfish2550 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jakeforgey5378QUITER TALK! YOU WILL HAVE 5 SECONDS BEFORE DETERIORATING AND IT WILL BE WORTH!

    • @lordmaztema
      @lordmaztema 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jakeforgey5378No problem, i only need 10

    • @Agent_Toren
      @Agent_Toren 2 месяца назад +2

      Level vigor

  • @AronHallan
    @AronHallan 4 месяца назад +34

    "At least i can be entered raw" damn girl don't threaten with a good time.

  • @Tarnishedwarrior1958
    @Tarnishedwarrior1958 4 месяца назад +129

    Yes! Mommy Sellen is here!

  • @The_Monkey_Prince
    @The_Monkey_Prince 4 месяца назад +56

    Dawg, I'm still going in raw with Malenia. I am not letting anyone stop me

    • @Judo593
      @Judo593 4 месяца назад +13

      Good luck with the scarlet rot on your junk. I heard it burns.

    • @The_Monkey_Prince
      @The_Monkey_Prince 4 месяца назад +12

      @Judo593 oh you KNOW I keep a hefty supply of boluses on me

    • @Insurgency_Raider
      @Insurgency_Raider 4 месяца назад +5

      *SCARLET ROT*

    • @trollmastermike52845
      @trollmastermike52845 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Insurgency_Raidercrotch rot

    • @introvertedwolf8424
      @introvertedwolf8424 2 месяца назад

      Yall dumb asf 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SmallOneEyedKing
    @SmallOneEyedKing 4 месяца назад +47

    Aunty Sellen is arguing with Mamalenia

    • @devilguy6664
      @devilguy6664 3 месяца назад

      We stan mamalenia

    • @SmallOneEyedKing
      @SmallOneEyedKing 3 месяца назад

      @devilguy6664 Yup, she bet our ass many times because she lives us she teaches us her very skills for us to improve in life. Mamalenia

  • @supersayianrosegohan928
    @supersayianrosegohan928 4 месяца назад +9

    Sellen has finally had enough. 😂 This is why we love her 😂

  • @BobWarner-rg9mv
    @BobWarner-rg9mv 4 месяца назад +4

    “Head Ahead”
    : selects pointing down emote

  • @kirinsashes0595
    @kirinsashes0595 4 месяца назад +26

    😂😂 Well now. none of them spoke a single LIE.

  • @indra_vrtrahan
    @indra_vrtrahan 3 месяца назад +3

    Nahhh, the last one was a violation lmfao

  • @leonelcarita
    @leonelcarita 4 месяца назад +25

    Sellen pointing out STDs is wild

  • @RoyalKnightCurly
    @RoyalKnightCurly 4 месяца назад +2

    Sellen be feelin frisky this time around 😅😅

  • @ghostypei
    @ghostypei 4 месяца назад +6

    I mean... technically you can enter malenia raw you'd just need a LOT of preserving boleses

  • @valeriesol9720
    @valeriesol9720 2 месяца назад

    "At least I can be entered raw"
    *Tarnished stares at a rock*

  • @isaiahcrass5268
    @isaiahcrass5268 4 месяца назад +3

    The FEEEETTTT 😂

  • @mothmanofaustraliaradio8888
    @mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 3 месяца назад +1

    *me just taking melina on a date* we moths love lantern's but to me, you're the brightest light in my life mellina.

  • @Zedonus0
    @Zedonus0 4 месяца назад +3

    I mean, Malenia can both be entered and enter you raw.

  • @starmoral5456
    @starmoral5456 3 месяца назад

    I love how Millicent has her messy hairstyle and not the tied up one lol

  • @miguel3909
    @miguel3909 4 месяца назад +1

    The mystery thing is the magma Wyrms Scalesword

  • @lestplatypus3517
    @lestplatypus3517 4 месяца назад +2

    All hail our sorceress queen Sellen !

  • @jamessmith2424
    @jamessmith2424 4 месяца назад +4

    Give us more mommy Marika

    • @SonaChainsaw
      @SonaChainsaw 4 месяца назад +1

      Nah malenia better

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 4 месяца назад

      @@SonaChainsawusername checks out

  • @SoulsOfWisdom
    @SoulsOfWisdom 3 месяца назад

    This is a good lore channel. lol

  • @das096
    @das096 2 месяца назад

    Ya but that ball for tho! 😂

  • @Patches_Gaming
    @Patches_Gaming 3 месяца назад

    "At least I can be entered raw!"
    Sellen ball:
    Everyone else: "Yeah..uh..which mouth on this thang?"

  • @Mr.Happy777
    @Mr.Happy777 3 месяца назад

    Can't forget the implication of sellen's puppet body being located in Seluvis' bedroom

  • @Puritan09
    @Puritan09 4 месяца назад

    your 3d models are all pretty cool, and the different outfits are fun.

  • @ThisChangeIsAwful
    @ThisChangeIsAwful 3 месяца назад

    Sellen is wild for that

  • @shun-li8204
    @shun-li8204 3 месяца назад +1

    "At least I can be entered Raw"
    You mean before or after you became a mineral based lifeform?

  • @SaltyMaverick
    @SaltyMaverick 2 месяца назад

    Sellen's definitely up there in the Elden Ring waifu list. She's one of my favorites.

  • @Ultimatenuggets
    @Ultimatenuggets 4 месяца назад +4

    Malenia don’t talk to your daughter like that 😡

  • @coltbusick6644
    @coltbusick6644 3 месяца назад

    I’m just happy seeing Millicent

  • @QuetzalcoatlAndKukulkan
    @QuetzalcoatlAndKukulkan 2 месяца назад

    Malenia can be entered raw too. I'll gladly take one for the team.

  • @gremlin.x
    @gremlin.x 3 месяца назад

    I want that face for sellen

  • @Ghghost43
    @Ghghost43 3 месяца назад

    sellen is the best teacher besides thops, the new sorceries are worth the crimes

  • @scaredclown9405
    @scaredclown9405 2 месяца назад

    just gotta use law of regression for Malenia and your good to go

  • @Lemontarts01
    @Lemontarts01 3 месяца назад

    ....sellen has me sold

  • @Metamorfossil
    @Metamorfossil 4 месяца назад +1

    Sellen is so INTJ

  • @maggotbaby
    @maggotbaby 4 месяца назад +4

    Ngl, I miss the hell out of the old sprite models you used to incorporate into your videos. They somehow felt more expressive and vicious than these renders

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  4 месяца назад +4

      Problem is, they have little to no creativity to work with and are limiting in their expressions
      While these ones you can fine tune even clothing and faces, and can be put into any context

    • @xXLoneLoboXx
      @xXLoneLoboXx 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Epsonea_482 ⁠I actually kinda prefer the in game models for these kinda shorts too. It’s hard to associate these shorts with Elden Ring now when the models looks like they’re from a completely different game. Sellen’s model doesn’t even look like her actual face in game…
      The dialogue is still great mind you, But the models are just a little off putting.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  4 месяца назад +3

      Like I said in the pinned, Sellen's model is mid and I only used it to test a video
      What I want is freedom, creative freedom not tied down by the world of Elden Ring while still being represented and mentioned by the characters. They're not meant to be associated in the world, just as themselves
      The ingame models are expressionless and hard to get the most out of. Poses and expressions are key, and Melina now is really fun to work with because of that

    • @ghost_java35
      @ghost_java35 4 месяца назад

      I agree. The 3d models look like corpses imho.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  4 месяца назад +1

      Ranni, a corpse 🥰

  • @Sanguinecleaner
    @Sanguinecleaner 3 месяца назад

    Sellen not wrong about being entered Raw

  • @Michael59197
    @Michael59197 2 месяца назад

    Why did you make me picture entering Malenia raw and exiting with her rotten parts still stuck all over my dragon?

  • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
    @simon-peterwilliamson2412 3 месяца назад

    With the dlc and the new forms we can take im sure that last fact is true about malenia now

  • @icescream69
    @icescream69 4 месяца назад +1

    We need more edgy melina🗣🔥

  • @ColeLineberry-wt9dd
    @ColeLineberry-wt9dd 4 месяца назад

    Sellen seems like a older sister

  • @boonana1184
    @boonana1184 4 месяца назад

    Alternatively, Malenia’s hat is cooler than Sellen’s

  • @fabiofanatix1
    @fabiofanatix1 4 месяца назад +13

    Sellen got me acting like America, only caring about feet dawg
    Europeans missing out
    Anyways, MILLICENT for life

  • @Marcus-wy5ug
    @Marcus-wy5ug 4 месяца назад

    Love the model

  • @MidKnightOTC
    @MidKnightOTC 3 месяца назад

    I'd still risk it all for Melenia

  • @Astraeus..
    @Astraeus.. 3 месяца назад

    I scrolled through 5 more shorts before I figured out what she meant, now I'm just disappointed with myself....

  • @minatoofthenorth
    @minatoofthenorth 3 месяца назад

    Can be entered RAW..... Say less

  • @Voidmaster2812
    @Voidmaster2812 4 месяца назад

    Well Malenia uses faith for her aonian bomb so that’s a little more excusable

  • @TheWidow94
    @TheWidow94 4 месяца назад

    Mommy Sellen ❤❤❤

  • @surajhawk27
    @surajhawk27 4 месяца назад

    Me paused sellen quest and closed the game only to see this 😂😂😂 btw when does series continue after the drink challenge between vyke and meli meli

  • @Fiftyzach
    @Fiftyzach 4 месяца назад

    I need Sellen to unball herself :(

  • @ChannelFredo
    @ChannelFredo 3 месяца назад

    hey its Cobie Smulders.

  • @matiasluukkanen7718
    @matiasluukkanen7718 4 месяца назад

    I don't think Sellen was only one doing that, if she did it at all. We find graven schools in 3 different Sorcerer Towers at least, and Ranni's black-ops detention center site also has one defending it.
    It seems like everyone was doing it, but Sellen was useful patsy because she was anti-Carian instigator.

  • @Kebin13
    @Kebin13 3 месяца назад

    I mean, selen seems to be one of the very few npcs that seems to trully care for the tarnished, i cant see her being all that bad...

  • @Ronnieking.
    @Ronnieking. 3 месяца назад

    female bosses are always my mom love mom

  • @grimreaper1551
    @grimreaper1551 4 месяца назад +1

    When will Nepheli show up?

  • @brennanrear3154
    @brennanrear3154 4 месяца назад

    I prefer Malenia over all the other maidens (she’s tall and strong :3)

  • @Shmeeli__
    @Shmeeli__ 4 месяца назад

    i NEED a fj from sellen

  • @megrimlock784
    @megrimlock784 4 месяца назад

    Roderika should has 3d too 😢😢😢

  • @deaththekid7626
    @deaththekid7626 3 месяца назад

    Not going to Lie....Sellen is the Gal You want If You dont Fancy Rot,Doll or Edgy gals

  • @sovietbiscuit9918
    @sovietbiscuit9918 4 месяца назад

    Then Ranni is in the other room with the tarnished cause she’s the only one people actually like

  • @natesazombieable
    @natesazombieable 4 месяца назад

    Ohhh wow 😂

  • @anonvoila4883
    @anonvoila4883 4 месяца назад

    Yo, that straight-up comment shows she's the real deal, man. Ain't got nothin' to conceal-pure as fresh snow on both the exterior and the interior, ya feel me? I'm sure we can feel her 🤭

  • @wallycastagnir
    @wallycastagnir 3 месяца назад

    Nonono she has a point

  • @axlroseland7298
    @axlroseland7298 4 месяца назад

    3D RODERIKA PLS

  • @nealang9520
    @nealang9520 4 месяца назад

    Yeeeeeaaaaaah...I'm sticking with Milicent

  • @kingsteven7
    @kingsteven7 3 месяца назад

    My master is #1

  • @malevolentghost5734
    @malevolentghost5734 2 месяца назад

    Sellen is best girl

  • @codyjames4814
    @codyjames4814 4 месяца назад

    What did she say!? 😮

  • @TJKingYT
    @TJKingYT 4 месяца назад

    Ayoooo 😳😳😳

  • @productivestruggle9489
    @productivestruggle9489 4 месяца назад

    I might be in the minority who dislikes bossy attitudes. Lol

  • @IguroObanai-l8k
    @IguroObanai-l8k 2 месяца назад

    Why is sellen kinda…

  • @therealdeeves
    @therealdeeves 4 месяца назад

    The new models aren't as good as before anymore. They don't even look the same just like how it was.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  4 месяца назад

      The only one I don't like much is Sellen, but Malenia is pretty much how she is before, and Millicent I've worked on recently
      I'll take these over ER's expressionless, poseless forms any day

    • @therealdeeves
      @therealdeeves 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Epsonea_482 oh actually, I commented on the wrong video... This was supposed to be about that video where you showed Milicent. Not here. Apologies.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  4 месяца назад

      Millicent was touched up, given that her long hair covered a lot of inaccuracies and I tried to make her a bit more akin to her ER model. But I’m unskilled, so I tried my best
      Not the best, not the worst. At least I have something for her

    • @therealdeeves
      @therealdeeves 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Epsonea_482 I do not mean to offend you or anything though. I always watch your Elden Ring skits and I will still do. The first time I watch your video, I subbed immediately while laughing out loud.
      Have a good one, kind sir.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  4 месяца назад

      No problemo. It’s all good

  • @darkbunny1238
    @darkbunny1238 4 месяца назад

    i ran out of stories but heres elden ring that i dont ships and it curse this is just my opinion
    radahn x malenia
    there' half sibling
    mohh x miqquella
    yes i khow its cannon buts its weird
    melina x ranni
    another ship that i dont ship bcuz their half siblings but i do ship them just friends or best friends

    • @ghost_java35
      @ghost_java35 4 месяца назад

      Nobody asked.

    • @darkbunny1238
      @darkbunny1238 4 месяца назад

      I ran out of story to tell okay so I made this so mind your own business

  • @TheUnseenKrab
    @TheUnseenKrab 2 месяца назад

    About entering in Malenia raw. Flame Cleanse me problems solved 💀