Mr. Apathetic (song)

comedy song by Noah Oberließen
Lyrics:
Mr. Apathetic is as neutral as a number,
hurricanes of horror can’t arouse him from his slumber.
Mr. Apathetic doesn’t need a cave to hide in,
He wouldn’t even flinch if a bomb went off beside him.
Nothing can excite him,
there are no books upon his shelf.
Nothing can ignite him,
too weak to live, too dumb to top himself.
Mr. Apathetic only cares when it’s in fashion,
a disciple of indifference and an enemy of passion.
As frigid as a freezer, as elastic as a sock,
Mr. Apathetic is the shepherd of our flock.
Yeah, Mr. Apathetic is the shepherd of our flock.