ASMR: taking care of the baby

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @meamarsellenuevarez3776
    @meamarsellenuevarez3776 4 года назад +2511

    The most TRUE thing he said "when u grow up, you will have to take care of me and thats called revenge"

  • @sajedha7158
    @sajedha7158 5 лет назад +2043

    THE NOISES OF THE BABY OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY

    • @st4r729
      @st4r729 4 года назад +6

      sajedha 💋 same tho!

    • @analuciaescobar1843
      @analuciaescobar1843 4 года назад +30

      HOW HE GOT THOSE CUTE BABY NOISES OMGGGGGGGGGGGG

    • @ultrsviolence
      @ultrsviolence 3 года назад +2

      @@analuciaescobar1843 i love ur pfp bestie 😩

    • @cupkakewithsugap3590
      @cupkakewithsugap3590 2 года назад

      frrrrr

    • @rae507
      @rae507 2 года назад +1

      Idunno why but it makes me cry too qwq

  • @brynleygiles
    @brynleygiles 5 лет назад +2553

    When he’s good with kids 🥵🥵

  • @memez_3813
    @memez_3813 5 лет назад +5196

    Everyone: “He would be a great husband and father!”
    Me: THE BABY NOSIES ARE SO CUTEE! 🥺😊😫😫🤗

    • @AsmrHoe
      @AsmrHoe 5 лет назад +59

      Yes, totally

    • @levibalderman7300
      @levibalderman7300 5 лет назад +33

      I agree

    • @memez_3813
      @memez_3813 5 лет назад +22

      I know right!?

    • @bella_boo3944
      @bella_boo3944 4 года назад +13

      KiKi_Gacha _Playz THEY REALLY AREEEEEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @tasneemslibrary
      @tasneemslibrary 4 года назад +29

      RIGHT OMG IM CRYING SM I HAVE BABY FEVERRRRRRRR

  • @caitlynford2790
    @caitlynford2790 5 лет назад +4330

    I had a miscarriage in April, the father laughed when I told him. God I hope my next child has a beautiful father like this

    • @filmsbymiri
      @filmsbymiri 5 лет назад +1061

      the father is horrible. i hope you get a better one :)

    • @roribroussard470
      @roribroussard470 4 года назад +975

      Who is he? Where is he? I just wanna talk I swear 😄😤

    • @cheese_pie1558
      @cheese_pie1558 4 года назад +282

      I’m so sorry for your loss and I wish the best for you

    • @aleena8570
      @aleena8570 4 года назад +212

      This made me cry😭 I could never imagine what that’s like😭 I hope you broke up with him (if you were together)

    • @julikart6116
      @julikart6116 4 года назад +146

      Honey dump is ass. U deserve better!! Periodt.

  • @savannahmarie6612
    @savannahmarie6612 5 лет назад +4896

    This is the kind of love we women dream of 😍

  • @staryasmr6133
    @staryasmr6133 5 лет назад +665

    When i was a kid, my dad used to always call me little one, (he still does) it was really relaxing hearing you say that, i miss him.

  • @sambrac07
    @sambrac07 5 лет назад +2674

    this made my baby fever even worse...

  • @mingming243
    @mingming243 4 года назад +441

    "Daddy's here. Daddy's got you.."
    I thought of the scene from Nemo and now I'm crying. 😩💖💖💖

  • @wimpygirl231
    @wimpygirl231 4 года назад +946

    That is the quietest microwave I’ve ever heard

    • @thedimandgammer4568
      @thedimandgammer4568 4 года назад +15

      Same

    • @lailajade7544
      @lailajade7544 4 года назад +136

      Bruh my microwave is so violent💀

    • @adalineuwu1057
      @adalineuwu1057 4 года назад +45

      Honestly same my microwave actually had a button that just says “ CHAOS MODE “ and I think that describes the whole experience pretty well

    • @livplayz7479
      @livplayz7479 4 года назад +22

      @@lailajade7544 same 🥲 when I use it at night it’s like someone’s trying to break in 🥲🥲🥲

    • @kam4615
      @kam4615 3 года назад +7

      @@livplayz7479 HAHA

  • @julikart6116
    @julikart6116 4 года назад +916

    Knight: “I remember when I met your mother...”
    Me: *Literally sneezes*

  • @kinjalgupta6824
    @kinjalgupta6824 4 года назад +757

    I m literally just 18 and there is no way i can afford even thinking about having a baby but right this minute- I WANT A BABY 😭😭😂😂!!!!

    • @joycealvarado5682
      @joycealvarado5682 4 года назад +10

      Will hinata be the mother or father?

    • @idiotchild.
      @idiotchild. 4 года назад +3

      Joyce Alvarado I know which hinata you’re referring to but like there is a female hinata as well lmao

    • @joycealvarado5682
      @joycealvarado5682 4 года назад +1

      @@idiotchild. ik 😂

    • @Ajax-120
      @Ajax-120 4 года назад +6

      Im never getting a child...

    • @kinjalgupta6824
      @kinjalgupta6824 4 года назад +5

      Joyce Alvarado are u questioning my top energy?? *coughs* omegaverse *cough* if u know wat i mean....😂

  • @neveahherrera6104
    @neveahherrera6104 5 лет назад +1031

    Imagine having a baby monitor in your whole house and away on a Business trip and home sick at 2:00am and just watch and listen to this whole conversation that your husband is having with your baby 😪💔🥰 I wooooullld mellllt 🤩👶

    • @rodeobabygirl9544
      @rodeobabygirl9544 4 года назад +14

      OMG SAAAMMEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @marianafran444
      @marianafran444 4 года назад +8

      YESSSS

    • @kimedwards9347
      @kimedwards9347 4 года назад +9

      Thats literally what I thought the role play was lmao

    • @anielaelizabeth463
      @anielaelizabeth463 3 года назад +2

      I would melt too🥺

    • @benevoIencee
      @benevoIencee 3 года назад +2

      lol i just imagined that the baby monitors are actually security cameras and the listener gets kidnapped while at work and the listener and the kidnapper are just stalking him and the baby in the kitchen

  • @jazmyntorres9713
    @jazmyntorres9713 5 лет назад +244

    My baby fever is on 100 now THANKS 😭

  • @erzhenatarnueva3603
    @erzhenatarnueva3603 5 лет назад +873

    me: I'm lesbian and child free don't wanna get married
    this video: *exist*
    Me: okay maybe i changed my mind

  • @panic_play
    @panic_play 5 лет назад +801

    I pray my future husband is like this. Like 🥰😍

    • @liliagonzalez6678
      @liliagonzalez6678 5 лет назад +2

      Me too xddd

    • @essencediaz7694
      @essencediaz7694 5 лет назад +1

      How old are you

    • @JanyahSimone
      @JanyahSimone 4 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @panic_play
      @panic_play 4 года назад +2

      @@essencediaz7694 19 😂

    • @angelettecloud1076
      @angelettecloud1076 3 года назад +5

      Same Here!! It just makes my heart melt!! 😭😍 But Remember This, God will Provide you the Right Husband for you Keep Praying and Most Importantly Have Faith in Jesus and He Will be with you the whole way just keep repentanting you sins and Continue to have Faith in Him all of your life!💗🕊

  • @agony-j6b
    @agony-j6b 5 лет назад +637

    Wait i wanna be the baby!

  • @nicole.devilla
    @nicole.devilla 5 лет назад +263

    I'm in love...with the thought of having a husband this thoughtful and sweet to our future child/ren

    • @krystalkove111
      @krystalkove111 3 года назад +3

      my stupid self: what the heck is a ren? .......oh-OOH

    • @nicole.devilla
      @nicole.devilla 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha this is cute 🥺☺️

  • @emmaparkinson3503
    @emmaparkinson3503 4 года назад +424

    The girl who gets with him is the luckiest girl ever

  • @bella_boo3944
    @bella_boo3944 4 года назад +533

    I don’t like kids, but this deadass changed my mind; wtf is this cute shiiitttt😩💞

    • @st4rteam271
      @st4rteam271 3 года назад +5

      u dont like urself lmao

  • @user-ys6zt6wf6x
    @user-ys6zt6wf6x 4 года назад +678

    I want a kid and a husband now ㅠㅠ

  • @k-popfanfiction2369
    @k-popfanfiction2369 4 года назад +134

    him: i know mommy is away but i think i can make you a bottle
    me: where to work i confused where did she go

    • @k-popfanfiction2369
      @k-popfanfiction2369 4 года назад +2

      but i think you need to make some more baby and daddy videos😁😁😁

  • @ichikitsunevt668
    @ichikitsunevt668 5 лет назад +253

    Omg so sweet, you’d be such a good dad~~😍

  • @inkbendy5941
    @inkbendy5941 4 года назад +70

    The baby noises are to cute and always melt my heart since I wanna work with kids after college

  • @tulipmars
    @tulipmars 3 года назад +71

    The baby laugh is so precious

  • @j3wlss_
    @j3wlss_ 5 лет назад +617

    The baby was born on January 3rd and now it’s JANUARY 3RD.
    HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @angélique-u9z
    @angélique-u9z 5 лет назад +131

    this is so fudging cuteee--

    • @KP-eo3lc
      @KP-eo3lc 5 лет назад +6

      That One Chick IKR?! Like my heart can’t take it! 🥵😭😂

    • @angélique-u9z
      @angélique-u9z 5 лет назад +5

      @@KP-eo3lc ahhh me tooo

  • @Mats.Verschaeren
    @Mats.Verschaeren 4 года назад +59

    “if thats your first word im screwed” I AM DONE- 💀

  • @acetone7598
    @acetone7598 4 года назад +163

    "I know it's not as good as the real tit" 😂omg I died

  • @SurgerBee
    @SurgerBee 9 месяцев назад +7

    The baby laughs are so cute I'm dying his voice Is so calming

  • @rileyh.3843
    @rileyh.3843 5 лет назад +217

    Damn only 5 hours of labor. I was 48+ hours.

    • @alisonwiltsey7179
      @alisonwiltsey7179 5 лет назад +17

      I was 2 😂

    • @bella_boo3944
      @bella_boo3944 4 года назад +7

      Riley The Village Goober
      So was my mama 😌✌️

    • @bella_boo3944
      @bella_boo3944 4 года назад +12

      Riley The Village Goober She was 57hrs 😅

    • @justapotato3642
      @justapotato3642 4 года назад +20

      My mom's labor of my little sister was 30 minutes, my dad was freaking the hell out😅😂

    • @seulgisjoy7439
      @seulgisjoy7439 4 года назад +5

      I was 20+ hours.

  • @acey_bear3900
    @acey_bear3900 5 лет назад +82

    When everyone is asking for them to marry him and I’m over here wanting him to be my dad like plzzzzz we can play video gamessss

  • @nioshot395
    @nioshot395 3 года назад +15

    I’m crying.. when he said “No matter what daddy’s right here”.. omgg I’m in love

  • @eleasha8484
    @eleasha8484 3 года назад +43

    The baby noises I can’t my heart 😩😩 freakin adorable

  • @meel_monteeiro
    @meel_monteeiro 4 года назад +82

    I'm in love with this...I'm crying, this is so cute

  • @Cassmari1986
    @Cassmari1986 5 лет назад +77

    As someone who cant have kids (im infertile) this just made my heart explode. Lovely.

  • @michilious13
    @michilious13 5 лет назад +60

    i cried listening to this because i never had this when i was a child 😢

  • @bina8600
    @bina8600 2 года назад +26

    I love how spontaneous Knight is. "Youre gonna take care of me when I'm old. It's called revenge". WOW love it.

  • @i.granados6804
    @i.granados6804 5 лет назад +215

    You mean to tell me I wasn't home to listen to my husband say all this😭

    • @oncerand_directioner
      @oncerand_directioner 4 года назад +13

      Ikr?! I'm hoping there's a baby monitor somewhere that will let me listen to all of this when I get back (I don't know if those types actually exist)

    • @kyliealvarado368
      @kyliealvarado368 3 года назад +1

      @@oncerand_directioner yesss baby monitors due exist lol 😊

    • @oncerand_directioner
      @oncerand_directioner 3 года назад +4

      @@kyliealvarado368 😂 I know they do but I was talking about ones that let you replay a whole conversation from a day or night before

  • @hazelcanoy8588
    @hazelcanoy8588 5 лет назад +117

    Thank you❤️, a reminder of what I could have had but lost💔

  • @nanamibang2016
    @nanamibang2016 4 года назад +37

    My baby fever is all the way up here 📈📈

  • @laryyyyyy
    @laryyyyyy 3 года назад +8

    THE NOISES OF THE BABY OMGGGGGGGGGGG IS SO CUTE

  • @niki-eb9is
    @niki-eb9is 5 лет назад +21

    If this isn’t the sweetest thing ever I don’t know what is!!

  • @GOTHBOI557
    @GOTHBOI557 3 года назад +18

    11:44
    The baby noise made me almost cry😍🥰

  • @crystalelizabeth4198
    @crystalelizabeth4198 5 лет назад +79

    Just found your channel and your other audios on soundgasm and I am in love!😍 seriously perfection!❤️ -Crystal

  • @Kmadelaide
    @Kmadelaide 3 года назад +27

    Nobody:
    The ghosts in my room: “is she really about to start crying over an audio?”
    My guardian angel: “it appears she is.”
    Me: *STARTS UGLY CRYING*

  • @mimiq1131
    @mimiq1131 4 года назад +87

    I have a guy bestfriend whom I called dada for he always treat me his baby- dang I miss him.
    He's on a different country now and we stopped communicating. He's 21 and I'm turning 18.

  • @sydneyangeline
    @sydneyangeline 3 года назад +47

    5:58 - 6:04 made me cry, my dad always told me he would never leave me and he would always be here for me but he died in December and I’ll never forget him… 🥺

    • @abiyus9012
      @abiyus9012 3 года назад +4

      Awe im sorry for your lost.

    • @sydneyangeline
      @sydneyangeline 3 года назад +2

      @@abiyus9012 Thank you 🙏🥺😁

    • @abiyus9012
      @abiyus9012 3 года назад +2

      @@sydneyangeline

    • @coragill2008
      @coragill2008 Год назад

      I said a prayer for you I hope u have a long prosperous life u angel I bet he wS a great man if u need anyone to talk to or anyone yk who to call 😂😂💞💞💞💞

  • @sashamaidana3593
    @sashamaidana3593 5 лет назад +19

    this sounds so real! i love it

  • @esraking
    @esraking 3 года назад +12

    i’m going to cry with how much i want a kid like i have all this love and nowhere to put it aghhhhhh

  • @sharonjancovic4144
    @sharonjancovic4144 Год назад +8

    When being a good parent, one must make sure that the baby is well taken care of with must love as it needs until it learns to walk on it's own and to hear it's first words, a child is the most precious treasure in the world!!!🍼💗

  • @KP-eo3lc
    @KP-eo3lc 5 лет назад +73

    I listened to all 16:15 secs of this vid and I do not regret one bit! ☝🏻 😭

  • @every1lovesBATMAN
    @every1lovesBATMAN 4 года назад +17

    He would really make a perfect husband and an amazing father🥺🤧❤

  • @st4r729
    @st4r729 4 года назад +59

    To be fair, twins would be worse for this situation. I praise people who have twins or triplets.

  • @No-fk1pt
    @No-fk1pt 4 года назад +8

    Aww we need someone like this in all of our lives 🥺☺️

  • @angelinel7694
    @angelinel7694 5 лет назад +110

    Can we have the audio where you're comforting the girl through labor, pretty please? You're ticking all the boxes for me and I can't handle it?? 😫💕

    • @saige4241
      @saige4241 Год назад +1

      It’s on his patreon it’s so good

    • @gabriellewing5621
      @gabriellewing5621 Год назад

      @@saige4241is his Patreon name the same as his RUclips one?

  • @nkabayi
    @nkabayi 2 года назад +18

    I used to be a fan but after this work of art, I'm a whole air conditioner now

  • @ziridestaudios
    @ziridestaudios 4 года назад +40

    I honestly hope my future husband is just like this.... So wholesome 🥺🥺🥺😊😊😊

  • @idontknowmyname7179
    @idontknowmyname7179 5 лет назад +199

    I need a baby rn

    • @AsmrHoe
      @AsmrHoe 5 лет назад +40

      Check the Walmart

    • @khleo4780
      @khleo4780 5 лет назад +22

      Dazzler Dighi AGH HE SAID ‘check walmart’🤣😭💀

    • @aesthetickenma9598
      @aesthetickenma9598 4 года назад

      Dazzler Dighi WALMART LMAO

    • @__luqq__4686
      @__luqq__4686 4 года назад +3

      @@AsmrHoe NOT WALMART💀💀💀 BAHAHAHA

    • @michii9822
      @michii9822 4 года назад

      @@AsmrHoe LMAOOOOOO 😭😭😭

  • @virtualamanda7911
    @virtualamanda7911 3 года назад +11

    oh my god i'm crying so much this is cuteness overload 😭

  • @plantprincess2094
    @plantprincess2094 4 года назад +34

    Pov: you're watching the baby monitor and listening 😍

  • @NToth
    @NToth 5 лет назад +23

    I need more of this, dude. I love it!! 😍

  • @kimochiii2326
    @kimochiii2326 4 года назад +28

    This feels like I was listening to my parents' story on how they met....

  • @lordtacoburrito7084
    @lordtacoburrito7084 5 лет назад +46

    cant stop repeating this ❤.

  • @alie8805
    @alie8805 5 лет назад +20

    I don’t even like babies and marriage but now I’m crying 🥺♥️

  • @noonapetite
    @noonapetite 4 года назад +13

    i'm so touched i literally cried

  • @exolotl__minty4804
    @exolotl__minty4804 3 года назад +12

    **Everyone talking about the dad for being perfect**
    **me paying attention on the baby noises**

  • @sarahstevens9168
    @sarahstevens9168 4 года назад +5

    you are such a good dad thanks for taking care of her while im away my love

  • @Lee-qq7ux
    @Lee-qq7ux 5 лет назад +15

    this is everything 😭❤️

  • @JournalGingerbreadcookies
    @JournalGingerbreadcookies 4 года назад +10

    I imagine my boyfriend and our future baby like this and also ps beforeknightfalls will be a great papa

  • @checkmate8169
    @checkmate8169 4 года назад +114

    Im to young to have children buttt i want a baby sooo baaad

    • @easv3236
      @easv3236 3 года назад +3

      same! wanna adopt one:D?

    • @hearts2jd
      @hearts2jd 8 месяцев назад

      did you adopt one?- 3 years later-

  • @karmaakabane76
    @karmaakabane76 3 года назад +3

    NO CUZ THAT IS SO CUTE OMG- I’M CRYING

  • @sugara9911
    @sugara9911 5 лет назад +33

    awww that's so sweet

  • @sydneypinnell8038
    @sydneypinnell8038 5 лет назад +21

    Me holding a crucifix: get that crying demon away from meeee!!!

  • @charlottewilde917
    @charlottewilde917 5 лет назад +60

    Did
    My mans just swear at my baby 😦also this video is too cute

  • @Ale_jandra333
    @Ale_jandra333 2 года назад +3

    Hearing the baby noises made me smile ❤

  • @bubbleross8242
    @bubbleross8242 3 года назад +13

    I've never felt baby fever like i just did now! i hope my future husband is as loving and caring as this lovely guy

  • @Dizzy_Dino06
    @Dizzy_Dino06 4 года назад +55

    If my future significant other isn’t like this, i dont want them, 😢😭😭😭🥰😂
    Also everyones talking about having baby fever. Im having boyfriend fever.

  • @ZaDoodo-oy8uz
    @ZaDoodo-oy8uz 5 месяцев назад +3

    The lil baby noises my heart 🥰

  • @v.nikolova222
    @v.nikolova222 4 года назад +8

    My heart is melting so badd🥰🤧❤✨🦜

  • @saraithebaby9489
    @saraithebaby9489 4 года назад +165

    lmao my mom told me the day I was born, I was a week late, but she said on the 29th of July I played no games in the delivery room. She said I was out before they had her properly set up. She said I damn near hit the floor right before the doctor came in😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nofuckingcluetbh4143
      @nofuckingcluetbh4143 4 года назад +20

      I was nearly born in the sewer I could of had pennywise as a dad COOL

    • @mikeybeanie9775
      @mikeybeanie9775 4 года назад +4

      I’m dead 🤣🤣

    • @doyoungsrighthand6529
      @doyoungsrighthand6529 4 года назад +6

      I played all the games lmao I didn’t come out until I was done sleeping for the night basically.

    • @anielaelizabeth463
      @anielaelizabeth463 3 года назад +4

      Oh lmao, you really wanted to come out FAST!!!😂🤣

    • @daisym2234
      @daisym2234 3 года назад +3

      WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!!!

  • @keiramaxwell368
    @keiramaxwell368 4 года назад +7

    Awwww I need more baby audios ☺️😭

  • @brooklynxoxo9081
    @brooklynxoxo9081 5 лет назад +50

    Us women need men like these!!! I only listen to these audios!

  • @ImThatGirl101
    @ImThatGirl101 11 месяцев назад +3

    "I'll just distract you by pulling your toesies." Oh. My. Word. That is the cutest thing ever. ❤

  • @uhhhuumm800
    @uhhhuumm800 4 года назад +8

    our baby being a capricorn🥺🥺

  • @amiirosu5082
    @amiirosu5082 4 года назад +17

    I noticed in a few parts that the clouds looked like a baby ☁️👼🏻

  • @IMANALIEN48
    @IMANALIEN48 11 месяцев назад +6

    Him:I kNoW iTs NoT aS gOoD aS rEaL tIt
    Me:HOW DOSE HE KNOW

  • @sophiamacgregor2011
    @sophiamacgregor2011 4 года назад +8

    Omg this is too precious for my poor fragile heart 💗💗💗💗😍😍😍

  • @emiliesharido6475
    @emiliesharido6475 2 года назад +4

    We need more of (protective) dad duties when the kid is older

  • @Jessgeo_
    @Jessgeo_ 5 лет назад +12

    Omg this is the cutesttt

  • @GOTHBOI557
    @GOTHBOI557 3 года назад +16

    If my future husband doesn't love our future baby like this I'm divorcing him

  • @ayaf4iyez
    @ayaf4iyez 2 года назад +3

    if I ever overheard my husband merely just talk to our baby like this i’d immediately start crying.

  • @Willo_tech
    @Willo_tech 5 лет назад +13

    4:45: “your lucky your so fucking cute”
    Me:UH UH UH UH UH did he just swear I front of da baby 😱😲.

  • @kinzyfouad8261
    @kinzyfouad8261 5 лет назад +74

    *if i see any baby cry I will stare at them (๑˙―˙๑) I will try to do something more of course but there parents will come and do something to make them stop crying*
    I REALLY LOVE THIS VIDEO AND I LOVE YOUR ASMR 😻😻💕💞

  • @st4r729
    @st4r729 4 года назад +15

    7:19 Me: Wait, “WAS”!?! Nuuuuu! In all honesty, I am truly sorry for all single parents. That’s a job that requires two people, not one. But, you are doing great for being a single parent! Don’t let others tell you otherwise

    • @oncerand_directioner
      @oncerand_directioner 4 года назад +6

      I don't think he's implying that we're dead. I think we are supposed to be working late, gone on a business trip, or something else

    • @st4r729
      @st4r729 4 года назад +1

      @@oncerand_directioner yup. I now know, because I actually was trying to listen to it. I was like half asleep when making that comment

  • @st4r729
    @st4r729 4 года назад +18

    The bartender in the story: Make up your mind women! What drink do you want?!?

    • @Anngel23
      @Anngel23 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @st4r729
      @st4r729 4 года назад +1

      ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴀɴ LOL, best comment on one of Knight’s vids for 2020 XD

    • @st4r729
      @st4r729 4 года назад

      ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴀɴ Np ^w^

  • @melaniepresss
    @melaniepresss 4 года назад +17

    This is ✨husband material✨

  • @namjoonsexpensivegirlford288
    @namjoonsexpensivegirlford288 4 года назад +27

    Could you please do a part 2 of this? 🥺🥺🥺

  • @abbielovesJesus_
    @abbielovesJesus_ Год назад +6

    baby tip about feedings: NEVER put bottles in the microwave, it can cause chemical burns to the baby and could be fatal. I know this is just roleplay but just a tip on keeping your future babes alive. ❤

  • @GoofyChild33
    @GoofyChild33 2 года назад +9

    "I know it's not as real as real tit"
    I CAN'T BREAAATHE!