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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Max meets a different type of doggo, a breed from the air

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @mobiledev6037
    @mobiledev6037 3 года назад +4197

    The bird is at the point in its life where it doesn't give a flying F about anything anymore.

    • @jonatankornievsky632
      @jonatankornievsky632 3 года назад +86

      I think we all once can/will relate to that bird

    • @lawlestest
      @lawlestest 3 года назад +41

      @@jonatankornievsky632 i've related to this bird the past 9 years lmao

    • @TheMspoodle2
      @TheMspoodle2 3 года назад +14

      I'm right along with that bird..lol

    • @samuelabebe1354
      @samuelabebe1354 3 года назад +2

      hehe

    • @maybelater6282
      @maybelater6282 3 года назад +8

      How dare you make a pun

  • @pcsecuritychannel
    @pcsecuritychannel 3 года назад +16843

    Looks like the bird watched Jurassic Park. “Stay absolutely still. It’s vision is based on movement.”

  • @coleman598
    @coleman598 3 года назад +7486

    Who ever operated this government drone must have been sleeping on the job.

    • @bladehoon
      @bladehoon 3 года назад +138

      Underrated

    • @hello-qp1cl
      @hello-qp1cl 3 года назад +134

      Or maybe he disconnected and reconnected at the end

    • @asstoppedshitting6969
      @asstoppedshitting6969 3 года назад +6

      Congrats! Now you have more than 1k likes on your both comments combined.

    • @twilightstar637
      @twilightstar637 3 года назад +11

      @Andres Leon I don’t know who you’re talking about but that’s also the name of my old vice principal-

    • @justdodod3398
      @justdodod3398 3 года назад +2

      exactly.

  • @angustheterrible3149
    @angustheterrible3149 2 года назад +6641

    For anyone wondering what type of bird she is, that is an adult female western palm warbler. I'm guessing she's in shock from running into some glass and is recovering.

  • @coultonharmon2266
    @coultonharmon2266 3 года назад +9160

    Birb was AFK and when he came back he realized he had to gtfo

    • @LloydSMITH
      @LloydSMITH 3 года назад +50

      *I promise to my old dog that I will reach 1000 subscribers before she leaves us, a small participation from you can really help me :)*

    • @aaaaaalowercasescream
      @aaaaaalowercasescream 3 года назад +12

      @@LloydSMITH at least your not a bot.
      Since this is the first time I’ve seen you.

    • @aaaaaalowercasescream
      @aaaaaalowercasescream 3 года назад +7

      @@LloydSMITH since you comment not even 5 times a channel

    • @aaaaaalowercasescream
      @aaaaaalowercasescream 3 года назад +5

      @@LloydSMITH so sure.

    • @Dapperganker
      @Dapperganker 3 года назад +9

      The birb was thinking bout his wife and got lost in thought

  • @mozammilathar
    @mozammilathar 3 года назад +3949

    Doggo - "I could have killed you Why didn't you move"
    Birb - "You lack the murderous aura kid "

    • @incinezard3466
      @incinezard3466 3 года назад +47

      Yup, that's right

    • @mcgabrielrock
      @mcgabrielrock 3 года назад +18

      He bite the bird tho

    • @TurboMMaster
      @TurboMMaster 3 года назад +84

      Actually, standing still propably saved this bird - any attempt to escape would no doubt triggered Max's prey drive. Judging from the end, it happened anyway.

    • @balldontlie4524
      @balldontlie4524 3 года назад +11

      So basically Goku and Trunks when they first met.

    • @pleaserespond3984
      @pleaserespond3984 3 года назад +11

      @@TurboMMaster Lol "prey drive". You watch too much Fox News.

  • @moromali_minimal
    @moromali_minimal 3 года назад +5387

    Dog: Please respond!
    Bird: Working on updates 34%, don't turn off your PC, this will take a while

  • @doubleclick4132
    @doubleclick4132 Год назад +231

    90% of winning a confrontation with a canine is just standing your ground

    • @Ped0P1gYOUTUBE
      @Ped0P1gYOUTUBE Год назад +18

      Wolves, Coyotes, Rotties and Pitties would disagree. The Chihuahua will eat you alive. Never try this bull$hit. It wouldn't look good on your obituary. You know " Got balls chomped off by a fkn chihuahua".

    • @guccigamer5907
      @guccigamer5907 6 месяцев назад +5

      Tell that to cupcake😂

    • @floriansteininger347
      @floriansteininger347 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Ped0P1gRUclips Wolves and coyotes are usually pussies who won't attack a human unless they're very, very hungry or have rabies.

    • @AquariaIsland
      @AquariaIsland Месяц назад +1

      No It Is Not. Also If You Believe This You’re Bound To Get Mauled By A Dog From Trying This.

  • @HERiTAGE-ew7pf
    @HERiTAGE-ew7pf 3 года назад +5614

    Birb was trying to remember if he had turned off the stove.

    • @abseiduk
      @abseiduk 3 года назад +26

      Nice comment 😂

    • @vishnujith83
      @vishnujith83 3 года назад +13

      You are 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣% crt🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @ricktherickrolled534
      @ricktherickrolled534 3 года назад +13

      GOT ME SO HARD IM LAUGHING, YOU DESERVE LIKE 10000 LIKES ON UR COMMENT

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 3 года назад +25

      @@ricktherickrolled534
      I think you should probably read what you wrote again, slowly

    • @josedasi6768
      @josedasi6768 3 года назад +5

      If he didn’t he would be having eggs for lunch

  • @cyberllama5678
    @cyberllama5678 3 года назад +29178

    The bird was checking its inventory.

    • @sersomeone9704
      @sersomeone9704 3 года назад +1459

      Wondering why tf it's empty

    • @notagoodanimator1352
      @notagoodanimator1352 3 года назад +762

      After that he raged quit outside the game and came back after restoring his progress
      this a follow up sersomeone comment

    • @Taliban.The.Hyperpower
      @Taliban.The.Hyperpower 3 года назад +127

      😂

    • @koaoi9172
      @koaoi9172 3 года назад +85

      LOL

    • @yharnamiyhill787
      @yharnamiyhill787 3 года назад +241

      Must be an amateur "Souls" player... he didn't even hear the monster right on top of him. ;3

  • @starquish6000
    @starquish6000 3 года назад +3404

    he's just recieving a big update to his system: New feature, Birb 1.9, scream animation and trigger

    • @dirkphillips9311
      @dirkphillips9311 3 года назад +86

      Very important update that fixed many bugs

    • @nimyt1232
      @nimyt1232 3 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @mxlxvnime5685
      @mxlxvnime5685 3 года назад +5

      That birb is afk and got back aftee

    • @LAFaLittle
      @LAFaLittle 3 года назад +10

      He might have crashed and is waiting for the server to boot up again

    • @justiny.9846
      @justiny.9846 3 года назад +2

      Its having a concussion :(

  • @michaelwawak
    @michaelwawak Год назад +955

    The Shiba looks like a toasted marshmallow. I love it.

    • @righthandstep5
      @righthandstep5 9 месяцев назад +18

      I just saw that 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 spot on spot on.

    • @dadevi
      @dadevi 7 месяцев назад +17

      I call them Snickers coated doggos.

    • @peteypete9357
      @peteypete9357 7 месяцев назад +5

      Just a guess, but it may have something to do with the reason those types of shibes are literally known as "burnt marshmellow" type of Shibes.

    • @ElVerdaderoTakoMexicano
      @ElVerdaderoTakoMexicano Месяц назад

      thats because it literally is-

  • @alecaquino4306
    @alecaquino4306 3 года назад +38769

    He's either incredibly brave or completely petrified with fear.

  • @LuckyIStar
    @LuckyIStar 3 года назад +5344

    "I have searched your heart, canine. I know you will not actually strike, therefore I stand my ground."

    • @Moziah_G._Wolf
      @Moziah_G._Wolf 3 года назад +53

      Nice mega man battle network pfp

    • @crystalskiss199
      @crystalskiss199 3 года назад +30

      I love this

    • @milantatad569
      @milantatad569 3 года назад +18

      This is kinda wholesome 😂👍

    • @amosp9411
      @amosp9411 3 года назад +6

      @Pup Pyz no i

    • @11retama
      @11retama 3 года назад +2

      My dog, a Min pin for short almost bit a squirrel but my mom’s friend’s pit bull got in the way

  • @JenamDrag0n
    @JenamDrag0n 2 года назад +1700

    The part where the bird freaks out after the human picks it up and a still shot with the caption "AAAA" immediately follows it makes me laugh every time, even knowing it's coming.

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Год назад +156

      Max tried to grab it by its tail, that's why it freaked out.

    • @TheInfiniteNine
      @TheInfiniteNine Год назад +20

      Lmao me too I'm dying that part is the best

    • @Ramreaper69
      @Ramreaper69 Год назад +63

      no- the dog bit the tail and it freak out

    • @josephfdent
      @josephfdent Год назад +31

      it freaked out because it was touched on its tail, by doggie teeth. 😂 it thought it was about to be doggie lunch so it fluttered out of there 😂

    • @jmtimmons
      @jmtimmons Год назад +8

      It was probably about to be dog lunch! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @atrociousbean4096
    @atrociousbean4096 3 года назад +15263

    Birb: “Keep absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement...”

    • @apollo5668
      @apollo5668 3 года назад +154

      JoJo's bizarre adventure but it's scuffed

    • @daluckygit8019
      @daluckygit8019 3 года назад +44

      @@apollo5668 what?

    • @Master-Icarus
      @Master-Icarus 3 года назад +188

      Jurasic park

    • @clongshanks5206
      @clongshanks5206 3 года назад +34

      Because the Doggo is Among Us

    • @creepalotl8841
      @creepalotl8841 3 года назад +5

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO COMMENT ONCE.

  • @duhhh7690
    @duhhh7690 3 года назад +1508

    It's taught in bird's academy, " dogs don't attack statues!"

    • @ishasalvi1829
      @ishasalvi1829 3 года назад

      Taught* (don't mean to be a grammar nazi though)

    • @duhhh7690
      @duhhh7690 3 года назад +4

      @@ishasalvi1829 I know it actually... But didn't look at it. 👉👈😅

    • @ishasalvi1829
      @ishasalvi1829 3 года назад +1

      @@duhhh7690 hahaha..😂😂ok✌

    • @Shri-bd6fg
      @Shri-bd6fg 3 года назад

      The bird has master the ability to stand so still that the dog got confusion 100

    • @jokertm6889
      @jokertm6889 3 года назад +1

      But they pee on them

  • @vladislavberezovskiy8066
    @vladislavberezovskiy8066 3 года назад +2908

    A dog: *being aggressive*
    A bird, a Sun Tzu student: "If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him."

    • @TotallyNotParam
      @TotallyNotParam 3 года назад +36

      Bravo 6, Going dark

    • @ridhwanidrus775
      @ridhwanidrus775 3 года назад +68

      Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you weak.

    • @chimklee
      @chimklee 3 года назад +5

      No, the bird probably had a concussion

    • @Coy.sparrow
      @Coy.sparrow 3 года назад +9

      Do u by any chance watch Technoblade???

    • @Doomerang01
      @Doomerang01 3 года назад +19

      "And if someone decides to pick you up, go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • @childofcascadia
    @childofcascadia Год назад +211

    Hm. I know many, many dogs who woulda been like "cool! Ground snack!" *gulp*.
    Good max.

  • @JSRplays24
    @JSRplays24 3 года назад +2838

    Human: Lets help this bird get a wifi signal.
    Bird: *connected* Flies away.

  • @PegassiLampadati
    @PegassiLampadati 3 года назад +4397

    Birb: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye.

    • @TheSp0kesman
      @TheSp0kesman 3 года назад +164

      *slowly crunches potato chip*

    • @Okaiako
      @Okaiako 3 года назад +99

      @@TheSp0kesman "We can still see you"

    • @TheSp0kesman
      @TheSp0kesman 3 года назад +85

      @@Okaiako damn it

    • @KageNoTenshi
      @KageNoTenshi 3 года назад +12

      Birb?

    • @alexp.2178
      @alexp.2178 3 года назад +18

      @@TheSp0kesman *zarg nut

  • @brianwong3441
    @brianwong3441 3 года назад +2975

    I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… That I become invisible to the eye. Watch.

    • @nightmaredude7518
      @nightmaredude7518 3 года назад +43

      *Watch*

    • @swoops223
      @swoops223 3 года назад +6

      Straight stole this comment

    • @ciaran5588
      @ciaran5588 3 года назад +1

      Hey! Who said that...........?

    • @rsmek.nin0021
      @rsmek.nin0021 3 года назад +10

      @@ciaran5588 Drax From Guardian of the galaxy

    • @webgpu
      @webgpu 3 года назад +2

      where are you?

  • @douglasbullet6456
    @douglasbullet6456 Год назад +260

    You can tell that burd has had a rough day and doesn't want to deal with doggo's antics

  • @fallingbed2
    @fallingbed2 3 года назад +1346

    "lets help him find his frens max"
    birb: *adios*

    • @B-17flyingfortres
      @B-17flyingfortres 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @Feaco
      @Feaco 3 года назад +8

      Isnt *adios* is:
      *AAAAAAAA*

    • @milk_man130
      @milk_man130 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @bringmethatcoffee5235
      @bringmethatcoffee5235 3 года назад +5

      "oh no, they'll realize I don't have any friends! Ima gotta fly!"

    • @Clo3.14
      @Clo3.14 3 года назад +2

      Let’s have some likes for birb’s professional drama acting👏👏👏

  • @hypertion
    @hypertion 3 года назад +4876

    *Scary dog bork*
    Birb: "meh."
    *realize been picked up*
    Birb: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

    • @s.m.4720
      @s.m.4720 3 года назад +38

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @chaoticchris8924
      @chaoticchris8924 3 года назад +68

      Max actually bit off some of the tail which is what made it freak out, but the part was cut out and nobody knows why.

    • @BhappyD
      @BhappyD 3 года назад +5

      Chaotic Chris How do you know?

    • @chaoticchris8924
      @chaoticchris8924 3 года назад +40

      @@BhappyD Because I watched the video on the day that it was uploaded, some other people in the comments pointed it out too.

    • @testexpirement5181
      @testexpirement5181 3 года назад +5

      @@chaoticchris8924 dayum rip

  • @SmallCaz
    @SmallCaz 3 года назад +2460

    That bird was charging up his attack for, like, 9 turns.

    • @godknightomega
      @godknightomega 3 года назад +32

      Caz Murrell
      A charge up for an escape move no less...

    • @awesomegamer-cv4zf
      @awesomegamer-cv4zf 3 года назад +2

      @@godknightomega anyone remember angry birds epic? there was an enemy that charged up just to escape, it dropped tons of coins

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us 3 года назад +4

      well, he would need to, did you see how much bigger the dog was?

    • @semisemicoloncolon
      @semisemicoloncolon 3 года назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @pumpkin8222
      @pumpkin8222 3 года назад +2

      *birb

  • @LunaLee-pv9do
    @LunaLee-pv9do 4 месяца назад +2

    The birb and doggo were actually just discussing the entire meaning of life...

  • @blrbboi6064
    @blrbboi6064 3 года назад +8238

    I can't believe how the bird was so calm even after Max barked and smelt it.

    • @ketzi2930
      @ketzi2930 3 года назад +1432

      He was just very scared

    • @annabunny1665
      @annabunny1665 3 года назад +182

      @@kodiee9936 burb**

    • @doomsledgee
      @doomsledgee 3 года назад +138

      You see, max is a doggo and not a human.

    • @doomsledgee
      @doomsledgee 3 года назад +110

      Oh wait, max actually bit him ;-;

    • @bluebaron3618
      @bluebaron3618 3 года назад +61

      Until Max did the chomp

  • @jacquelineandersen6332
    @jacquelineandersen6332 3 года назад +2130

    The bird straight up pretended he didn't exist anymore, that's gangsta

  • @Anidem9
    @Anidem9 3 года назад +3560

    That birds balls were so massive that he couldn't fly away because of their weight.

  • @TrangNgocThaoVy
    @TrangNgocThaoVy 2 года назад +32

    1:48 I laughed so hard

    • @Drtu576
      @Drtu576 5 месяцев назад

      Fr

  • @coleman598
    @coleman598 3 года назад +2788

    For people wondering why the bird didn't fly away,
    it's because the birds fight or flight instincts had an error 404 and god had to reprogram the bird.

  • @psychs5036
    @psychs5036 3 года назад +6732

    The "AAAAAAAA -birb" part nearly killed me with laughter. The shot, caption, and sound causes me intense side pains. 😂

    • @scenemore
      @scenemore 3 года назад +54

      same lol

    • @exspin21
      @exspin21 3 года назад +42

      i forgot where that sound came from LOL. was it from a game or somethin'? 😂

    • @brandonknight431
      @brandonknight431 3 года назад +18

      Great music, sounded like mario

    • @Hyperbeaner
      @Hyperbeaner 3 года назад +26

      @@exspin21 Super Mario World: Yoshi's Island

    • @gwynbleid_0Z
      @gwynbleid_0Z 3 года назад +12

      @@exspin21 Map theme from Super Mario Yoshi's Island

  • @alexandruvizireanu8783
    @alexandruvizireanu8783 3 года назад +2040

    when you are daydreaming and the teacher is yelling at you

    • @EndanDrachon
      @EndanDrachon 3 года назад +43

      *Wakes up and looks at the board*
      "William of Orange ascended to the throne due to the events of the 'Glorious Revolution'!"
      "...correct, but my question was, 'Are you okay'?"

    • @amsuhasini4301
      @amsuhasini4301 3 года назад +8

      hehe good one😂

    • @addictrogue516
      @addictrogue516 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Chinju-R
      @Chinju-R 3 года назад +1

      hilarious

    • @Lug89
      @Lug89 3 года назад

      黑柴好善良啊!

  • @Eat_pinepplepizza
    @Eat_pinepplepizza Год назад +2

    When your mouse doesn't work properly in gaming

  • @stephenpope578
    @stephenpope578 3 года назад +3480

    This bird was stunned from a collision. Sometimes they sit like that or lay down for several minutes to an hour so before they leave.

    • @UhKimboze
      @UhKimboze 2 года назад +62

      No replies to this comment, I’ll be the first.

    • @Littlesegitiga
      @Littlesegitiga 2 года назад +11

      @@UhKimboze 2

    • @edgarandres4231
      @edgarandres4231 2 года назад +9

      @@Littlesegitiga 3

    • @yellinglaozu
      @yellinglaozu 2 года назад +9

      @@edgarandres4231 4

    • @barx
      @barx 2 года назад +8

      @@yellinglaozu 5

  • @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168
    @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 3 года назад +2053

    The bird is me looking at my food in the microwave

  • @shilloe13
    @shilloe13 3 года назад +1145

    The truth: the bird was traumatised after one bark.

    • @youdontknowme3935
      @youdontknowme3935 3 года назад +10

      The shiba bit him but for some reason that scene is gone ):

    • @Rose-dm2xe
      @Rose-dm2xe 3 года назад +1

      @@youdontknowme3935 what do you mean? where? 🥺

    • @youdontknowme3935
      @youdontknowme3935 3 года назад +9

      @@Rose-dm2xe right before the bird aaaaa meme there was about 5 seconds in wich the shiba bit his tail.

    • @back-gardencritters9819
      @back-gardencritters9819 3 года назад +5

      Tbh it was probably so scared it froze up in hopes that the Shiba would leave

    • @dionabeepboop2343
      @dionabeepboop2343 3 года назад +1

      birb

  • @IsaacFoster..
    @IsaacFoster.. Год назад +8

    Birb was chilling because he didn't sense any bad feelings from Max.

  • @festeringmongoose
    @festeringmongoose 3 года назад +530

    Birds: *fly away when I sneeze ten feet away*
    This bird: "I fear nothing, mortal."

    • @silverkittyzen
      @silverkittyzen 3 года назад +19

      Same. Except change "sneeze" to "breathe".

    • @human3683
      @human3683 3 года назад +10

      That bird is a true alpha Chad

  • @JJ_lol
    @JJ_lol 3 года назад +4692

    Gud boi max: **Borks at birb**
    Hooman: Maybe birb is just amazed at max
    Birb: _Help_

  • @iilikecereal
    @iilikecereal 3 года назад +1413

    When birds do this they are probably concussed from flying into something, hope they're ok

    • @rogerwilco2
      @rogerwilco2 3 года назад +144

      Yes, it must have been sick or hurt.

    • @Pohnees
      @Pohnees 3 года назад +109

      If a bird stands there stunned like that, there's a pretty good chance it has an infection/disease/is riddled with parasites - parasites that can be transmitted by picked it up through their feet. Try to help them but don't pick them up if you can help it.

    • @iilikecereal
      @iilikecereal 3 года назад +42

      @@Pohnees basically: bird in pain/shock probly isn't going to want to move too much

    • @galling2052
      @galling2052 3 года назад +71

      HA Memorys. I found a falcon in my garden once. Called a shelter to pick it up. Me and my folks got concerned as we waited because the bird stoped moving at some point, wings streched... anyway next moring after the guy picked him up, we asked if the bird was ok. Turns out the dofus had a concussion... and was doing fine.

    • @jebbush3130
      @jebbush3130 3 года назад +17

      nah he just vibin

  • @MilesNauticus
    @MilesNauticus 6 месяцев назад +2

    It's amazing how animals of different species can be so empathetic to each other.

  • @krowking123
    @krowking123 3 года назад +1695

    Dog: *BARKS LOUDLY AND EXCESSIVELY!!!*
    Bird: ...
    Human: Let’s just gently pick him up an-
    Bird: *AAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @bhartid117
      @bhartid117 3 года назад +42

      I guess the bird knows who to be afraid of 🤣

    • @Moon-kp7lk
      @Moon-kp7lk 3 года назад +16

      So the bird is racist

    • @MythicalMimikyu
      @MythicalMimikyu 3 года назад +13

      @@Moon-kp7lk I think it would be a speciest or something. Species

    • @ilsgrade8357
      @ilsgrade8357 3 года назад +10

      @@bhartid117 uhmmm, I never saw a human randomly eating a bird on the street. Dogs on the other hand....

    • @LURANT1S
      @LURANT1S 3 года назад

      I wish i could hold bird :(

  • @NuhashTheHash
    @NuhashTheHash 3 года назад +715

    doggo: HES JUST STARING AT ME, *MENACINGLY!*

  • @command_block_minecart4856
    @command_block_minecart4856 3 года назад +2964

    Government: Sir we have lost connection with our robot bird.
    Gov again: we are back online.
    Birb: AHAVHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahHahHhaAa

  • @norastar6514
    @norastar6514 24 дня назад +1

    The birds AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sent me dying. 😂😂💀

  • @brianaguilar5204
    @brianaguilar5204 3 года назад +1307

    The bird is the dog’s afk friend in a Minecraft survival world

  • @camboi6103
    @camboi6103 3 года назад +8233

    dog: *literally in its face barking and sniffing it*
    bird:
    hooman: picks up bird
    bird: *ENABLE ALL SELF DEFENCE MEASSURES*

    • @khushibagga4688
      @khushibagga4688 3 года назад +89

      Like oMg-

    • @myagi20000
      @myagi20000 3 года назад +208

      There is actually a part that was edited out sometime after the upload, where the dog actually bites the birds tail.

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 3 года назад +74

      It's just so happened that then the reboot of this government drone was completed

    • @mr.stealyourspaghetti8004
      @mr.stealyourspaghetti8004 3 года назад +10

      @@Pilot067 oh shi

    • @RyZeN707
      @RyZeN707 3 года назад +3

      .

  • @bababooie9420
    @bababooie9420 3 года назад +826

    Obviously the bird was grinding xp while afk, give him a break.

  • @perero
    @perero 11 месяцев назад +1

    Poor birdy got so scared that he decided to pretend to be dead

  • @jixag
    @jixag 3 года назад +961

    birbdrone.exe
    *Connection Lost*
    *Buffering*
    *Connection Retrieved*
    *”AHHHH”*

  • @casekocsk
    @casekocsk 3 года назад +728

    The bird is just chillin' like a boss... "begone, big dogge, you not frighten me!"

    • @Cragified
      @Cragified 3 года назад +6

      Cold morning, it was in torpor. I've ran into many small birds in this state in my life. If you pick them up your hand actually warms them up pretty quickly enough to fly.

    • @cawberto
      @cawberto 3 года назад +1

      @@Cragified ohhh cool

    • @duckmcf
      @duckmcf 3 года назад +4

      Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite...

    • @roshn.i
      @roshn.i 3 года назад

      @sneksnekitsasnek I don't think youve seen dogs eating their hunt yet have you

  • @varjokas2811
    @varjokas2811 3 года назад +4949

    This video is proof that we are living in a simulated world. That was some major lag spike on the bird.

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 года назад +102

      For real.

    • @marywoodward2749
      @marywoodward2749 3 года назад +151

      Seriously, every time i wake up, i feel like the world is a game

    • @rattlesnake02
      @rattlesnake02 3 года назад +7

      🤣

    • @GreenRatel
      @GreenRatel 3 года назад +41

      @@marywoodward2749 if its a new phenomena to you, you may want to check out derealisation

    • @r0se975
      @r0se975 3 года назад +30

      The bird is just frozen from fear

  • @ABlueGoomba2623
    @ABlueGoomba2623 11 месяцев назад +2

    The birb was in such shock of the looks of the shibi that he was so still he almost passed out

  • @Choshako
    @Choshako 2 года назад +3121

    Imagine how freaked out the bird was when he came out of his trance only to find himself in the palm of a giant hand with Max's face right next to him? 😅

  • @whiterabbit4113
    @whiterabbit4113 3 года назад +1015

    Dog barks in burbs face, burb: "You don't scare me."
    Human gently holds burb in hand, burb: *screams in dying lego yoda*

  • @DivyanshuRajXI
    @DivyanshuRajXI 3 года назад +910

    *Maybe that human don't know, but that picking up of bird in his hand helped that bird too much to get her signal back* .

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 3 года назад +56

      Yeah, the bird should have a good enough signal to make it to a repair shop

    • @souminda
      @souminda 3 года назад +8

      @@Helperbot-2000 actually max kinda pulled her tail . So she freaked out

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 3 года назад +7

      @NoningParadox its a joke about birds being government drones :)

    • @MARVIAN_KASPAR
      @MARVIAN_KASPAR 3 года назад

      lol😂😂

    • @MARVIAN_KASPAR
      @MARVIAN_KASPAR 3 года назад

      lol😂😂😂😂

  • @SaintJimmy379
    @SaintJimmy379 7 месяцев назад +1

    When many animals are scared they "freeze" in the hope that the predator will have no interest in them.

  • @DavidNwokoye
    @DavidNwokoye 3 года назад +860

    Doge: "Oh birb of the playground, what is your wisdom?"
    Birb: "....."
    Doge: "SPEAK DAMN YOU!!!!!"

    • @ぇお-n4q
      @ぇお-n4q 3 года назад +10

      POV: ur a little birb and u see a giant doggo asking who sent you

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 3 года назад +12

      Birb: "If your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours."
      Doge: "That's a good wisdom."
      Birb: "Thanks. I also kn-- AAAAAAA MY TAIL"

    • @macswanton9622
      @macswanton9622 3 года назад +1

      @@CrizzyEyes I just changed wisdom/words.

  • @maestoso47
    @maestoso47 Год назад +1

    Birb is frozen as part of the trauma response.

  • @djbunny3812
    @djbunny3812 3 года назад +780

    What players sees when another player is lagging badly:

  •  3 года назад +1868

    Dog: **barking on bird's face and moving violently near him**
    Bird: **completely still**
    Me: **gets 5 meters close to bird**
    Bird: _adios_

    • @aahaantyagi160
      @aahaantyagi160 3 года назад +37

      I feel you

    • @rekhajayasankar2461
      @rekhajayasankar2461 3 года назад +40

      Birds when i have food especially pigeon or crows
      Bonjour *

    • @randomguy0047
      @randomguy0047 3 года назад +3

      Ah yes
      A KSP player

    • @itstazaur
      @itstazaur 3 года назад +2

      That's a clever name. Confused the absolute hecc outta me

    • @justdodod3398
      @justdodod3398 3 года назад +1

      THATS HOW IT BE THO

  • @andito9973
    @andito9973 3 года назад +1204

    "He's just standing there.... menacingly..."

    • @littlefishy6316
      @littlefishy6316 3 года назад +4

      ha ha, bird is like the Covington kid. Mainstream media would falsely misrepresent (lie) about how the bird menaced the dog if they covered this story.

    • @chillbutton8172
      @chillbutton8172 3 года назад +6

      ZA WARUDO

    • @thatsjustlogic1768
      @thatsjustlogic1768 3 года назад +10

      copied comment

    • @micaiahleigh2449
      @micaiahleigh2449 3 года назад +6

      Yeah the comment you copied is directly above yours so good job on that one chief

    • @ToelwWorks
      @ToelwWorks 3 года назад +2

      Copy cat

  • @Ethan-qj8uq
    @Ethan-qj8uq 2 года назад +4

    Further proof that birds aren't real. This one was just having massive input lag

  • @tanneredge9774
    @tanneredge9774 Год назад +7

    Two soft warm babies enjoying the day.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +733

    One thing's for sure
    that spy camera has good taste in Pokemon and Mario music

  • @thomasrevill7723
    @thomasrevill7723 2 года назад +1268

    The dog is facing straight-on to the bird down the line of its beak for most of the interaction, but birds like this one have to turn their heads side-on to look at things because of the position of their eyes, so one of the ways you can tell the bird's been stunned by something (most likely, it's concussed from a collision) by the fact it doesn't face away from Max.

    • @jenniferloftus2363
      @jenniferloftus2363 2 года назад +103

      Glad to know this. I figured the bird was having some kind of problem. Hopefully the bird was ok after that.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Год назад +6

      Poor buddy.

    • @voidremoved
      @voidremoved Год назад +30

      yeah whoever filmed this and let their dog do this is a complete as shole.. I hate how people are this ignorant and evil and think they are sweet and cute and good. Then get all upset when someone like me comes along and tells them off. This world is pathetic. People are trash.

    • @stepexgd6628
      @stepexgd6628 Год назад +43

      @@voidremoved People don't get as upset if you try to be polite about it. I don't wanna assume something wrong, but have you tried that yet?
      ...Also, I just realized that my reply illustrates my point

    • @Nobynoby2763
      @Nobynoby2763 Год назад +3

      I was thinking it was because of pesticides

  • @harrygalvezbarcesa1267
    @harrygalvezbarcesa1267 3 года назад +1979

    That is the most chillest bird I've ever seen in my whole entire life

    • @shreysharma726
      @shreysharma726 3 года назад +52

      *birb

    • @m0ltipleX2000
      @m0ltipleX2000 3 года назад +88

      It is clearly not well. It looks like the countless birds that has flown into my window. They barely manage to stand up, and after an hour or so they start reacting and fly away.

    • @brownshit1
      @brownshit1 3 года назад +35

      @@m0ltipleX2000 Yeah, I was thinking concussion or something similar.

    • @yourlifelesson
      @yourlifelesson 3 года назад +6

      try giving it some sugar water maybe it is exhausted

    • @anchovybushwack472
      @anchovybushwack472 3 года назад +4

      @@elpanderohabanero2915 r/woooosh

  • @chenchomelendezfernandez8683
    @chenchomelendezfernandez8683 9 месяцев назад +7

    I loved the Pokemon music, and those two beautiful creatures too❤

  • @senshiru285
    @senshiru285 3 года назад +137

    The guy controlling the bird: Damn it's lagging so hard

  • @lekanraposte6732
    @lekanraposte6732 3 года назад +778

    That's the lamest Pokemon battle I've ever seen.

    • @CailleachOiche
      @CailleachOiche 3 года назад +20

      Greatest*

    • @JoshTheValiant
      @JoshTheValiant 3 года назад +23

      Max used Growl
      Birb is biding its time...

    • @IWantABritishAccent
      @IWantABritishAccent 3 года назад +2

      Hahaha I thought the same thing!

    • @elevate07
      @elevate07 3 года назад +14

      Shibe used Howl
      Shibe attack has risen
      Birb used Calm Mind
      Birb Sp. Attk and Sp. Defense has risen

    • @Efrin445
      @Efrin445 3 года назад +1

      R/cursedcomments

  • @benjaminlassmann5387
    @benjaminlassmann5387 2 года назад +1

    A bird that non-responsive may be seriously ill. I'd NEVER let my dog touch it.

  • @thiswere2g
    @thiswere2g 3 года назад +3524

    max is trying to speak in air doggo, too bad he doesn’t understand it yet

  • @thejdheeren153
    @thejdheeren153 3 года назад +180

    His cover was blown so he acted like a statue until he had the opportunity to fly away

  • @i_will_not_elaborate
    @i_will_not_elaborate 3 года назад +429

    "Is this an air doggo?"
    No, that would be the bat.

    • @rojakshrestha3034
      @rojakshrestha3034 3 года назад +8

      This is actually pretty good
      Nice job coming up with that

    • @acidroofproductions9378
      @acidroofproductions9378 3 года назад +9

      Skypuppy!

    • @williamwilliam8004
      @williamwilliam8004 3 года назад +2

      Birds actualy act a lot like dogs

    • @draw2death421
      @draw2death421 3 года назад +3

      Flying Foxes

    • @dr.danburritoman1293
      @dr.danburritoman1293 3 года назад +3

      @@williamwilliam8004 This comment compares an entire family containing thousands of species to a single species (although dogs are basically a collection of species, still not as many as the types of birds). Therefore, this can only be true for certain birds and certain dogs.

  • @gamingwithdark_yt
    @gamingwithdark_yt 2 года назад +232

    0:00 this gets me everytime🤣

  • @BoatyPirate69
    @BoatyPirate69 3 года назад +813

    He’s probably getting flashbacks of the Vietdog War, hence his stillness.

    • @JD-zd8tm
      @JD-zd8tm 3 года назад +17

      That WAS a horrible conflict. Sadly, many North Vietdog vets returned to their villages only to be eaten by the locals

    • @forwhoevercares
      @forwhoevercares 3 года назад

      Underrated comment ;-;

    • @MoskusMoskiferus1611
      @MoskusMoskiferus1611 3 года назад

      Dog Tags

    • @vangogo6819
      @vangogo6819 3 года назад +3

      You wouldn't think you were so funny if you actually fought in that mess or knew guys who did. I had more than one boyfriend years ago who came back from Vietnam and they were messed up the rest of their lives, a real scream huh?

    • @ibakaddicted
      @ibakaddicted 3 года назад +3

      Not funny dude. Not funny.

  • @jeshirekitenkatt1212
    @jeshirekitenkatt1212 7 месяцев назад +1

    agree, birb was in shock. it happens to those lil guys when they run into stuff or sometimes even if they're scared enough, they'll freeze like deer. poor birb was probably terrified lol

  • @octapusxft
    @octapusxft 3 года назад +162

    The other birds told him that if he stays completely still he will be invisible. At 1:15 he decided he got played

  • @sithlord503
    @sithlord503 3 года назад +211

    Bird: I'm too comfortable in here, I will not even be bothered to move.

    • @mbh5360
      @mbh5360 3 года назад +1

      Underrated comment lol

  • @KoolMB
    @KoolMB 3 года назад +501

    Max: *sees bird
    also Max: "Snacc?"

    • @bendover9021
      @bendover9021 3 года назад +7

      The crazy part is he didn’t try to hurt. My dogs would react very different in this scenario.

  • @NativeVsColonial
    @NativeVsColonial 3 года назад +630

    I bird is actually scared, the bird is trying to pretend of being a nonliving object.

    • @keshsans536
      @keshsans536 3 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @twicebestgg1445
      @twicebestgg1445 3 года назад +22

      There’s a scene where the dog bites the birds tail but they cut it out.

    • @7Roxer
      @7Roxer 3 года назад +3

      @@twicebestgg1445 Wish he didnt cut it out, it was hilarious

    • @Sarboi7
      @Sarboi7 3 года назад +1

      @@twicebestgg1445 I could've sworn the 1st time I watched it he bit the tail?

    • @knightjia97
      @knightjia97 3 года назад +3

      Yes can confirm, there was a part in the video where max bit birbs tail but got cut out... Not knowing why

  • @dchsj
    @dchsj 3 года назад +683

    Bird be like: "as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death..."

    • @artwithjam3304
      @artwithjam3304 3 года назад +35

      I will fear no evil, for you are with me.

    • @blackhell9118
      @blackhell9118 3 года назад +49

      I take a look at my life, and realize there's nothin' left

    • @artwithjam3304
      @artwithjam3304 3 года назад +9

      @@blackhell9118 you broke the chain D:

    • @gregoriusgrahita9427
      @gregoriusgrahita9427 3 года назад +18

      @@artwithjam3304 Wait, isn't that a correct lyric for Gansta Paradise?

    • @thyyu1874
      @thyyu1874 3 года назад +8

      @@artwithjam3304 Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me

  • @QueenBeeWasTaken
    @QueenBeeWasTaken 7 месяцев назад +1

    you can see his little heart pounding with fear :(

  • @WAVE0025
    @WAVE0025 3 года назад +283

    I lost it at
    "AAAAA"
    -Birb

    • @PaddySheeper
      @PaddySheeper 2 года назад +2

      Someone know that sound effect?

    • @funktimusrhyme
      @funktimusrhyme 2 года назад

      @@PaddySheeper yoshi's island level select

  • @tiamelancholyjeoncockity
    @tiamelancholyjeoncockity 3 года назад +282

    1:17 that AAAAAAAA just killed me 😭💀

    • @SwankeyMonkey
      @SwankeyMonkey 3 года назад +16

      Staring down a dog 100x your size: No problem.
      Realizing you're elevated not by your own wing power: Aaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @jamien.5528
      @jamien.5528 3 года назад +7

      1:15

    • @NathanielXVII
      @NathanielXVII 3 года назад +3

      Are you still alive?

    • @tinalong2885
      @tinalong2885 6 месяцев назад

      me too

  • @ScintillatingVT
    @ScintillatingVT 3 года назад +410

    He edited out the part where the dog actually nips the birbs tail, so all you get is a random cut to the "AAAAAAAA" Moment when it does happen

    • @Shoreknight
      @Shoreknight 3 года назад +29

      Oh so it isn’t just me. I *knew* something about this video was different than when I first watched it.

    • @ekamzone2862
      @ekamzone2862 3 года назад +22

      mr. Check the video in slow motion from 1:13 Maxx is far from the hand of human

    • @chaoticchris8924
      @chaoticchris8924 3 года назад +11

      Yeah I noticed that too, why was that cut? Maybe too violent for RUclips?

    • @OddOneOut665
      @OddOneOut665 3 года назад +9

      Also, at 1:02, he cuts out Max Borking at Birb some more, asking him if he's okay in Doggo talk.

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 3 года назад +1

      @@ekamzone2862 max clearly moves away from a position where he couldve obviously nibbled on the birbs tail after the cut.

  • @tuvooakenoak
    @tuvooakenoak 6 месяцев назад +1

    birds dont react to danger when they're really sick and dying :(

  • @nicholasanthony2374
    @nicholasanthony2374 3 года назад +220

    An unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.

    • @emmanuelimumolen8660
      @emmanuelimumolen8660 3 года назад +4

      Who then is more powerful? If the unstoppable can be hindered by the immovable then the Unst.. becomes stoppable

    • @nicholasanthony2374
      @nicholasanthony2374 3 года назад +11

      @@emmanuelimumolen8660 These are the questions that keep me up at night.

    • @KiamKweli
      @KiamKweli 3 года назад +5

      Underrated comment.

    • @thetitanhater
      @thetitanhater 3 года назад

      Is this a jojo reference?
      GORDO EXPRIENCI RERQUIEM VS TUSKOR ACTO FOO!

    • @zeryuouros4411
      @zeryuouros4411 3 года назад +2

      Both objects will eradicate themselves and destroy everything around them which is basically the whole universe

  • @RunnJake
    @RunnJake 3 года назад +491

    "The intimidation strategy is completed negated by simply going AFK"
    -Tierzoo

  • @codylaxton3287
    @codylaxton3287 7 месяцев назад +2

    He might be dehydrated or exhausted. Or concussed as others mentioned.

  • @onedoesnotsimply7375
    @onedoesnotsimply7375 3 года назад +71

    When this bird hatched out of its egg, it started feeding its parents.

  • @SpringDavid
    @SpringDavid 3 года назад +323

    Bird: "if I don't move he won't attack me"
    Max: *_"S M O L F R E N"_*
    Human: ah yes, interactions.

  • @jobustify
    @jobustify 3 года назад +433

    So no one is going to talk about the inter-dimensional portal on the side of the building?

    • @daphne4983
      @daphne4983 3 года назад +2

      ??

    • @maitreyib2530
      @maitreyib2530 3 года назад +9

      That's a clock

    • @dredvax
      @dredvax 3 года назад +51

      @@maitreyib2530 no, it's a portal

    • @fish5972
      @fish5972 3 года назад +16

      @@maitreyib2530 haha portal go brrrrrr haha

    • @Atlanticmantic
      @Atlanticmantic 3 года назад +15

      to be honest thats is the way the bird was looking so i think it hypnotized the bird! :O

  • @TheTdw2000
    @TheTdw2000 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Don't move. Its vision is based on movement."

  • @thedodofarmer1butnotmaking167
    @thedodofarmer1butnotmaking167 3 года назад +389

    The bird was AFK and reading about strategies for birb players on the official wiki fandom.
    Edit:WOAH! 327 LIKES!? I usually only get 1 thank u
    Edit 2:402 likes! Omg! This is amazing

  • @Lashor_
    @Lashor_ 3 года назад +134

    I wasn’t expecting that ending lol

  • @benjamingalili511
    @benjamingalili511 3 года назад +175

    The birds in shock. May have hit a car or building, but that’s the only reason it would be that still until it came out of it.

  • @obsideonyx7604
    @obsideonyx7604 7 месяцев назад +1

    See, birds aren't real. This one's in power saving mode.