Lesbian with a Boyfriend??! | Big Jay Oakerson | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025

Комментарии • 204

  • @elixirvowns
    @elixirvowns 7 месяцев назад +76

    "Do you pose for romance novels?" 😂 keep killing it Jay, not many people crack me up the way you do!

  • @HS-oh8xh
    @HS-oh8xh 7 месяцев назад +110

    Big Jay actually looks like he’s dressed for his first day of 7th grade 😂

    • @fathertimegaming17
      @fathertimegaming17 7 месяцев назад +16

      Everyone knows school ends at 6th grade in Philadelphia.

    • @toddtravis2596
      @toddtravis2596 7 месяцев назад +5

      Or his first day in congress 😂

    • @bigjayoakerson
      @bigjayoakerson  6 месяцев назад +11

      ahahahah ........... :/

    • @Nuttyirishman85
      @Nuttyirishman85 4 месяца назад +2

      No chain wallet, Marilyn Manson shirt or studded bracelet. He’s not ready yet.

    • @TheTidobanditto
      @TheTidobanditto Месяц назад

      For real. He's worn the same hoodie since high school hahaaha

  • @iosabenn
    @iosabenn 7 месяцев назад +39

    Yo! It's me "shades" the dog walker guy! Jay just wanted to say you're one of my all time favorite comedians and it was an absolute treat to get to see ya. Awesome show bud 😎

    • @bigjayoakerson
      @bigjayoakerson  6 месяцев назад +9

      hell yeah man thanks for coming out!

  • @Ebessan
    @Ebessan 7 месяцев назад +40

    “I’m a lesbian, and I have a boyfriend.” I get shot down more times than I can count with that line from women. 🤷‍♂️

  • @bitethebook7650
    @bitethebook7650 7 месяцев назад +5

    It’s a good day, when you have a back log of Big jay vids to wind the week down.

  • @Rice_Zombie
    @Rice_Zombie 7 месяцев назад +37

    I was the boyfriend of a lesbian once. This is not crucial information, just thanking you for the representation here.

    • @nicklambros6873
      @nicklambros6873 7 месяцев назад

      Is she a lesbian if she has a boyfriend? Is it like when a mouse goes outside it becomes a rat

    • @Viralbutnotyet
      @Viralbutnotyet 3 месяца назад

      Same brother

    • @Swadaable
      @Swadaable Месяц назад

      Yeah, based on much evidence I don't believe in lesbos.

  • @katabeats
    @katabeats 7 месяцев назад +21

    "Looks like u could pull a carrot out of there" sent me laughing 😭

  • @johnbsouth1
    @johnbsouth1 7 месяцев назад +8

    Big Jay throwing down the Uncle Pecos reference!!! One of my favorite Tom n Jerry cartoons ever. “Got to have me a guitar string nnnnnnnnephew!!!”
    Uncle Pecos 😅😅😅😅

    • @Rehd66
      @Rehd66 6 месяцев назад +1

      SAME. I'll be singing it the rest of the f'n day now

  • @MarginWalker
    @MarginWalker 7 месяцев назад +12

    "Like a horse mane" LOL- Jay snatched someone's weave and put it in his back pocket? Great upload Jay!

  • @----REDACTED----
    @----REDACTED---- 7 месяцев назад +15

    I LOST it at the "Ftung!....Cranbone!"

  • @christophervalles2384
    @christophervalles2384 7 месяцев назад +7

    The tom and Jerry reference at the end nearly ended me. I was mid toke and I seen the light. Good shit Jay

  • @OsamaZynLaden23
    @OsamaZynLaden23 2 месяца назад +2

    "I'd try to hook you up with this lesbian, but she's already got a boyfriend"
    😂

  • @devildude64
    @devildude64 6 месяцев назад +2

    JEEZUSS F#CK!! Anytime I want my sides to hurt from laughing too hard...I just watch Jay!!

  • @mattlandry
    @mattlandry 7 месяцев назад +3

    Jay is so committed to the sit down, that even when he stands up he puts one hand behind to always be touching the stool 😂

  • @victoriaharris8543
    @victoriaharris8543 7 месяцев назад +8

    Thanks for making us picture her bush lol . To each their own.

  • @taylorgallion2748
    @taylorgallion2748 2 месяца назад

    your crowd work is amazing dude. you think of funny shit off the cuff. keep killin it man.

  • @brockly7916
    @brockly7916 6 месяцев назад +3

    Love this guy the uncensored sh*** made my day props to you Jay love your content... xD

  • @maxwellfrost9701
    @maxwellfrost9701 7 месяцев назад +2

    Your crowd work is the best!

  • @autumngrubb1468
    @autumngrubb1468 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dam Jay you always know how to make me laugh 😂! Thank you, I need more people like you in my life🫶🏻much love and support always❤

  • @TexasISPDude
    @TexasISPDude 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hell yeah keep em coming! there's a lot of great and hilarious comedians but you're just my style and GOAT level funny nonstop you're my #1 comedian hands down.

  • @tevp90
    @tevp90 4 месяца назад +4

    That outro always restarts my entire nervous system lol 😅

  • @xSayPleasex
    @xSayPleasex 7 месяцев назад +23

    Crazy how nonchalantly Jay talks to a woman he just met about her Bush and asshole. But I'm here for it 😂

  • @jayred9071
    @jayred9071 7 месяцев назад +1

    So quick witted, my favorite comedian by far! ✌️

    • @bigjayoakerson
      @bigjayoakerson  7 месяцев назад +1

      thanks brother

    • @jayred9071
      @jayred9071 6 месяцев назад

      @@bigjayoakerson Oh no, thank YOU! Just the fact that you responded made my shitty day a little less shitty. I appreciate your humor brother, right up my alley. I want, I NEED shit to be uncomfortable to be funny, especially nowadays, with all these pink haired libtards fucking up freedom of speech and getting butthurt 24/7. You’re the GOAT, I don’t care what Carrot Top says!

  • @humblemonkm61
    @humblemonkm61 7 месяцев назад +1

    Okay... I think I sprained something from laughing & it hurts real bad😞, but that was the funniest short ever! I didn't know I needed that laugh! 😂❤🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Inklenation
    @Inklenation 7 месяцев назад +16

    Fuck yeah!.. I’m early for Big Jay … makes my day everytime..

  • @Hittius
    @Hittius 7 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks. BJO never disappoints

  • @patricktibbetts7376
    @patricktibbetts7376 7 месяцев назад +1

    I can’t stop laughing 😆 hilarious 😂❤

  • @JavierRodriguez-db2vh
    @JavierRodriguez-db2vh 5 месяцев назад +1

    Earned my subscription 😂😂😂 hella funny

  • @onlyofficial
    @onlyofficial 7 месяцев назад

    This is great! Love big Jay and can't wait to see him in Albany!

  • @danbartfield8252
    @danbartfield8252 7 месяцев назад +4

    "that's an illegal knife to carry" 😂

  • @jeffreypinder9398
    @jeffreypinder9398 7 месяцев назад +1

    You took no prisoners on this one, Jay. Everyone was a target. Hilarious.

  • @BenjySparky
    @BenjySparky 7 месяцев назад +1

    Jay,you rock! 😂Peace

  • @chrisrjamison1676
    @chrisrjamison1676 7 месяцев назад

    I've been binging these crowd work clips-- they are so funny! Thank you!

  • @Unrealitycy
    @Unrealitycy 7 месяцев назад +4

    Tom and Jerry reference was goated 😂

  • @murderXnumbers
    @murderXnumbers 7 месяцев назад

    Got me right at the end. I f#$%ing exploded. Keep being funny my dude

  • @elijahtalamonte8561
    @elijahtalamonte8561 6 месяцев назад +1

    God damn I love you Big Jay deep cut with the Uncle Pecos Crambone bit holy shit I almost had an aneurysm

  • @pradadada6704
    @pradadada6704 7 месяцев назад +1

    Jay you are fkn hilarious!

  • @mauicolon628
    @mauicolon628 6 месяцев назад +1

    love your comedy style.

  • @michaelwillis9868
    @michaelwillis9868 7 месяцев назад

    Classic!!! Just said that Tom & Jerry reference the other day. “Wrote a song bout it…like to hear it….here it go!” You da man Jay!! Hilarious as always!!

  • @mcspud
    @mcspud 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Thats a long haired job dude!" - hahaha mate

  • @paint3ball
    @paint3ball 7 месяцев назад

    Big Jay is the man! I have to see you next time you’re in Nashville!

  • @BroccoliKing-Telluwhut
    @BroccoliKing-Telluwhut 7 месяцев назад

    You seem more animated on stage lately. It looks like these clips are picking up steam! So funny!!

  • @romanieo
    @romanieo 7 месяцев назад +6

    3:28 🤣🤣🤣 "aweem away (six times), The Lion Sleeps Tonight" 🎹🎼🎶. SMH.
    BJO needs a CAT Scan & his own Secret Service Detail. He's National Treasure with a few loose screws.

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 7 месяцев назад +1

    Great crowd!

  • @oneofthepeople7293
    @oneofthepeople7293 7 месяцев назад

    Big Jay has got to be the most underrated comic.

  • @tplummer217
    @tplummer217 3 месяца назад +1

    Naturally funny as hell.

  • @JayVl-kz7ym
    @JayVl-kz7ym 7 месяцев назад +1

    🔥🔥 keep it up brotha

  • @mikestash9362
    @mikestash9362 7 месяцев назад

    I finally got to see Jay in Fort Wayne! So damn hilarious!

  • @travisammons7683
    @travisammons7683 7 месяцев назад

    Too stoked!! Can’t wait tike gets to Houstonl!! 🎉

  • @strikkmoez
    @strikkmoez 7 месяцев назад

    Again , crushing !

  • @vaporeonxgamble42069
    @vaporeonxgamble42069 7 месяцев назад +1

    Big Jokerson strikes again. fuckin perfection

  • @curtyscaddyshack
    @curtyscaddyshack 6 месяцев назад +1

    @bigjayoakerson I believe you're the best sit down comedian since Patrice O'Neal. Legendary

  • @davidarellano870
    @davidarellano870 7 месяцев назад

    Best crowd work genius ever

  • @dropfishboogie3869
    @dropfishboogie3869 7 месяцев назад

    Holy shit man😂😂you kill me dude

  • @peterodriguez7507
    @peterodriguez7507 7 месяцев назад +1

    This dude is on fire

  • @scottpitner4298
    @scottpitner4298 7 месяцев назад +1

    She’s like, To measure it I had to put it in a headlock 💪

  • @michaelferenczi9989
    @michaelferenczi9989 7 месяцев назад

    D**k horse mane friggen got me 😂

  • @radiyounes1350
    @radiyounes1350 7 месяцев назад

    YOU SIR ARE A FUCKING LEGEND !

  • @markb3451
    @markb3451 7 месяцев назад +2

    Big Jay is hands down the funniest comedian on the planet. When are you coming back to Los Angeles? Don’t bring that dead weight Luis or Dave. I want crowd work not violence and politics.

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 7 месяцев назад +4

    Whatup with the orange hue jail shoes??😂

    • @bigjayoakerson
      @bigjayoakerson  6 месяцев назад +3

      ummm its called fashion

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@bigjayoakerson good answer but no sale! 😝

  • @MoonDevoured
    @MoonDevoured 7 месяцев назад

    I'm the 999th like. I've passed the torch to someone else for that joy. Jay deserves the 1k if not more. Great work as usual

  • @sadclown7340
    @sadclown7340 7 месяцев назад

    Everything.e you bust into a tune, it kills me..lmao...

  • @joshuamullaney195
    @joshuamullaney195 7 месяцев назад

    Big Jay with the Chili Red 9s 😏👌

  • @maximilianschmid9890
    @maximilianschmid9890 6 месяцев назад +2

    "3:59 Chjvvt Spanissch Bii...teardrops arr fallinh fram hr lein pink aj..."

  • @12point131
    @12point131 7 месяцев назад

    Coming in with the Crambone reference 💪

  • @Mac____
    @Mac____ 7 месяцев назад +1

    absolute master of his craft.
    Big Jay when you coming to Scotland🫶🏻 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @charliec2966
    @charliec2966 7 месяцев назад

    HOO, HOO, HEH, HEH, HEH LAUGH AFTER EVERY JOKE MAKES ME LAUGH.

  • @sinclair00
    @sinclair00 7 месяцев назад +1

    Had me creasing up start to finish. The whole dick hair horse main bit was absolutely superb!

  • @theascendunt9960
    @theascendunt9960 3 месяца назад

    I'm a bush guy too but it needs to be trimmed and nicely kept. A full-blown jungle is crazy!

  • @TheDevilsMishap
    @TheDevilsMishap 7 месяцев назад +3

    Big jay. All that needs to be said.

  • @OWG55
    @OWG55 7 месяцев назад

    Noice kicks BJO!
    👍🏼👍🏼

  • @blackbluestudio6338
    @blackbluestudio6338 7 месяцев назад

    🎉E
    Not me. Her.😂😂😂

  • @SavetheRepublic
    @SavetheRepublic 7 месяцев назад

    I love Jay his such sick blankty blank.

  • @blackbluestudio6338
    @blackbluestudio6338 7 месяцев назад

    Looks a bit, like the only dog he walks, is Scooby Doo
    😂😂

  • @UlyssesFaceplant
    @UlyssesFaceplant 7 месяцев назад +3

    Im a bush guy but that sounds crazy 😂

  • @mikealphatangosierracharli9589
    @mikealphatangosierracharli9589 7 месяцев назад

    Sick shoes there, Big Jay. 👍
    Greetings from Berlin, Germany, get over here already!

  • @retroworld1971
    @retroworld1971 7 месяцев назад +1

    Was waiting for .. In the Jungle the mighty jungle 🎶 .. but sadly it was just the no instruments instrumental 😢

  • @ButWhatDoEyeKnow
    @ButWhatDoEyeKnow 7 месяцев назад

    Jays shoes are bright as the sun 🌞

  • @camhabibi2217
    @camhabibi2217 7 месяцев назад

    Someone went freestyle with the captions

  • @ToneLoco210
    @ToneLoco210 7 месяцев назад +1

    -9:56 Tom and Jerry 😂😂😂

  • @mytzyxptlyx
    @mytzyxptlyx 7 месяцев назад

    Nice Tom and Jerry reference 😂

  • @armyofnugz
    @armyofnugz 7 месяцев назад

    Come to Arizona please and thank you

  • @Ready2scope
    @Ready2scope 7 месяцев назад

    Jay Jay Jay Jay!!!

  • @maximilianschmid9890
    @maximilianschmid9890 6 месяцев назад +2

    "7:12 Mall Santa"

    • @bigjayoakerson
      @bigjayoakerson  6 месяцев назад +1

      mall santas are our first responders

    • @wearenotyourkind1990
      @wearenotyourkind1990 5 месяцев назад

      @@bigjayoakerson Goddamn Sir ! Hello my name is Alex and I am from Germany, Leipzig (City of the german peaceful revolution in 1989) We taught Berlin how to deal with the government . . . . . . . .😁I just wanna say a few things real ''quick''. I really appreciate american comedians, especially stand up comedians and here's why, we in Germany we don't have comedians who would even closely dare to say the things american comedians do, you guys just really don't hold back anything at all and in my opinion that's exactly how it should be and I am glad I have the gift to perfectly understand your language and I even understand why american people like the jokes you guys do and where they come from and on the other hand, at least I think, speak it pretty well, please correct me if I am wrong 😁😁😁. We have maybe ONE single guy his name is Serdar Somuncu, he does not hold back anything too. He is a turkish country man by ethnicity but born in Germany and he did things like reading the book ''Mein Kampf'' from Adolf Hitler infront of real nazis to proof to them how crazy and wrong their idol was, just because he thought it would be funny just to give you a picture of how crazy he is. And the real crazy thing is, the nazis really came and listened to him sometimes obviously forgetting who sat infront of them reading ''Mein Kampf''. And here is the great finale, he did that over a THOUSAND TIMES till he got death threats for the first time, even then he did it 20 more times with a bullet proof vest and police protection. BUT one guy who dares to shift boundaries is really nothing compared to the american comedy scene so I prefer to watch you guys. My favorite guys so far are, Bill Burr and just because he exactly hits my own sense of humor will be all time number one, if you should know him personally please tell him greetings from Alex from Germany and that he has a diehard fan in Germany, Katt Williams, Dave Chapelle, Louis CK, Norman McDonald R.I.P, Greg Giraldo R.I.P, Joe Rogan, Matt Rife, Joey Diaz and a few others. I am truly honest I never heard of you before but I know now why it was worth it to hear about you just now. Damn I really nearly did shit myself over a few lines you did threw out. I mean I am high as fuck right now but I am sure I would have laughed with the same intensity if I were clear minded, will proof myself that tomorrow when I wake up and will watch a whole set from you. I hope I did not get on your nerves with this ''short comment'' I know sometimes you just wanna read one sentence and then good night. But I am sorry what I wanted to say would never have fitted in only one sentence. Greetings from Leipzig, Germany you have a new german fan over here. ✌✌✌✌Really, thank you guys (comedians) I have seveer depressions and you guys for me at least, are heros who save peoples lives just because you are you. SIR ! . . . . . . .shit I searched for an emoji which does the ''salute'' position but there is none so I write it out. I salute you for what you do. Take care of yourself and all the people you love because life is fucking short.

  • @toddstewart9333
    @toddstewart9333 7 месяцев назад

    See you in Spokane Jay. Tickets bought

  • @TheOriginalCaptainTrips
    @TheOriginalCaptainTrips 7 месяцев назад +3

    ok, I'm 51 and I've seen a lot & had a lot. In ALL of it I only 1 time knew a girl who full on liked watching & would often 'get off' to gay porn. ** so it happens but it seems it's very rare

    • @xSayPleasex
      @xSayPleasex 7 месяцев назад +1

      It is interesting though the difference, not even talking about actual gay sex. Think of like a group of women dancing together maybe rubbing up on each other a bit. To dudes that is hot as hell right? I don't think women would have the same reaction if some half naked dudes were dancing together and touching up on each other lol. Maybe I'm wrong though.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 7 месяцев назад +2

      Magic Mike 3 (or 4?): Now We’re Touching

    • @TheOriginalCaptainTrips
      @TheOriginalCaptainTrips 7 месяцев назад

      @@Tonyhouse1168 this guy gets it ^^^^

    • @TheOriginalCaptainTrips
      @TheOriginalCaptainTrips 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@xSayPleasex agreed... like i said it's rare

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 7 месяцев назад +1

    Those jorts are an impressive homage to intractability.

  • @theericexperience3.025
    @theericexperience3.025 5 месяцев назад +1

    How big was he …? 2:26 this big 💪🏽😂😂😂😂😂

  • @canadianalternativeartscol6098
    @canadianalternativeartscol6098 7 месяцев назад

    Come to Belfast!

  • @edwardhenry3158
    @edwardhenry3158 7 месяцев назад

    My man, big J damn you once again here it is Fourth of July. I’m bout to start smoking some ribs on the grill this morning just cracked my first cold one just found this video of you talking with the long haired schoolteacher, and his brother who had banned with no instruments, and you broke into the lion sleeps tonight I spit that beer all over. It was coming out my nose now that their son is alcohol abuse, you to be arrested for that lesbian too come on man. Come on man just too freaking much way to start my Fourth of July bro. Keep on rocking keep on rolling big Jay. I can’t wait to see you live. It’s on my list. Happy Fourth of July, bro.

  • @delasse3178
    @delasse3178 7 месяцев назад +1

    i never knew jay had a size 21 shoe

  • @Ondoka615
    @Ondoka615 3 месяца назад +1

    Ha ha ha ha big jay call it the pony show

  • @9Skiddlerip9
    @9Skiddlerip9 7 месяцев назад

    There goes the neighborhood! \m/

  • @frostman2793
    @frostman2793 7 месяцев назад

    Chet Hanks is going on an MTV reality show, look forward to hearing about it on the bonfire

  • @DogDog-nw6bk
    @DogDog-nw6bk 7 месяцев назад

    Love that Body Count hoodie.

  • @worldsstongeststrains983
    @worldsstongeststrains983 7 месяцев назад

    The last time I dated a girl that didn’t shave I tried to tell her by subtly leaving hints around her house. Busch beer, pictures of former presidents, etc.

  • @Mr.Schitzengigglez
    @Mr.Schitzengigglez 7 месяцев назад

    The only comedian who could show up with zero material, and just work the crowd, for the entire show..
    Well.. Jay,, and Burr..
    Genius!

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 7 месяцев назад

    I'm with the hispanic lesbian, I went to Bert Kreischer's Brooklyn show alone and AFI's show at a diff venue in brooklyn also alone, and had such a better time lol I like shows alone. I know that's not normal lol

  • @bandittelevision
    @bandittelevision 7 месяцев назад

    This comedian still in 1990😂

  • @screamindemon1243
    @screamindemon1243 7 месяцев назад +1

    I'm unemployed... Jay 'oh so your a comedian....' would have been priceless