i only served ranch for 100 days on papa's wingeria and this is what happened...

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  4 года назад +9412

    this took way too much time i'm kind of embarrassed

  • @themediaangel7413
    @themediaangel7413 4 года назад +6060

    “Wally is such a bad boy.”
    -Poof, 2020

    • @erin.808
      @erin.808 4 года назад +207

      wally 😩🥵💦

    • @Idk-pr2nd
      @Idk-pr2nd 4 года назад +38

      It's on 69 likes keep it like that

    • @weng8635
      @weng8635 4 года назад +16

      @@Idk-pr2nd its 113 now

    • @tommyjohnson9875
      @tommyjohnson9875 4 года назад +14

      @@weng8635 no 139

    • @kasa4thewin
      @kasa4thewin 4 года назад +12

      @@tommyjohnson9875
      Nah 176.

  • @scottwilson5782
    @scottwilson5782 4 года назад +12776

    One day we’ll get the title “I actually play a game the way it is meant to be played”

    • @cursedmicrophone3687
      @cursedmicrophone3687 4 года назад +441

      Never.

    • @bian7744
      @bian7744 4 года назад +335

      That day will never come earthling

    • @marie6660
      @marie6660 4 года назад +144

      iMpOsSiBlE

    • @cunningfox831
      @cunningfox831 4 года назад +259

      He wouldn’t capitalize the “i” so it’ll never happen

    • @kar6635
      @kar6635 4 года назад +57

      That’s the day the world really ends

  • @bottlegang3187
    @bottlegang3187 4 года назад +1767

    Is nobody going to point out how every single customer just crunches down on the ranch cup instead of the ranch sauce inside?

  • @sayakamaizono2050
    @sayakamaizono2050 4 года назад +1046

    Imagine having to throw out all of the rotten chicken and vegetables because the new hire just serves 100 gallons of ranch

    • @Wrennbird
      @Wrennbird 3 года назад +57

      Thank God the game doesn’t make you account for new orders or shrink

    • @cameronhyne8432
      @cameronhyne8432 11 месяцев назад +19

      Thats probably also his job, papa louie is evil and only hires one person to run an entire restaurant

    • @andy6201
      @andy6201 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@cameronhyne8432exactly I hate when people say this is an accurate representation of fast food workers like bro you not running a full establishment single handedly

  • @thechickenmaster6543
    @thechickenmaster6543 4 года назад +1928

    "i hate how i never get anything but ranch at this restaurant but man is the order time fast"

    • @whouesh7176
      @whouesh7176 3 года назад +91

      "free ranch at 35842× the normal speed!!"

    • @Pugkin5405
      @Pugkin5405 3 года назад +2

      Are you allowed to say that? You’re a chicken

    • @Lush_Produce
      @Lush_Produce 3 года назад +13

      @@Pugkin5405 i mean its only ranch which means they wont get killed as much.

    • @Pugkin5405
      @Pugkin5405 3 года назад +2

      @@Lush_Produce Then where do all those infinite chicken songs come from?

    • @daalicornpro
      @daalicornpro 3 года назад +9

      You also get green slop they out the ranch cup on.

  • @charlescalvin8749
    @charlescalvin8749 4 года назад +3968

    I just watched a grown man giving ranches for 100 days in a fictional game for a fictional old man for 20 minutes

    • @liamprosser6316
      @liamprosser6316 4 года назад +151

      That's when you know you've completed life

    • @cunningfox831
      @cunningfox831 4 года назад +93

      *we live in a society*

    • @landlordofthewoods6001
      @landlordofthewoods6001 4 года назад +37

      @@liamprosser6316 so everybody who watched the full video dies?

    • @libertycoulson8222
      @libertycoulson8222 4 года назад +13

      @@landlordofthewoods6001 perhaps

    • @landlordofthewoods6001
      @landlordofthewoods6001 4 года назад +18

      @@libertycoulson8222 i will watch the entire video 2 times, if i don't reply I'm dead

  • @Cwpeters
    @Cwpeters 4 года назад +3974

    “You can’t get mad at a man with a Viking hat.”
    Deep

    • @ruggarthelegatus5919
      @ruggarthelegatus5919 4 года назад +19

      CW Peters especially when it’s not historically accurate

    • @freggalddevito2055
      @freggalddevito2055 3 года назад +30

      @@tysonhenderson4146 you’re wrong, because how to train your dragons says so.

    • @freggalddevito2055
      @freggalddevito2055 3 года назад +12

      @@tysonhenderson4146 Don’t diss it; it’s a historically accurate retelling! Of Vikings. And dragons. And fat kids.

    • @stupidass69420
      @stupidass69420 3 года назад +3

      @@freggalddevito2055 how to train your dragon shall go down in history

    • @freggalddevito2055
      @freggalddevito2055 3 года назад +6

      @@stupidass69420 no friend, it IS history

  • @cutler_beckett
    @cutler_beckett 3 года назад +561

    Albert Einstein’s definition of insanity is, “Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” I feel like the customers in these games should take this deeply into consideration.

    • @Godzillafan78
      @Godzillafan78 11 месяцев назад +12

      They go to every restaurant owned by papa Louie I think they are used to this

    • @katexx4
      @katexx4 7 месяцев назад +5

      This is the only place that sells wings and ranch

  • @chronic464
    @chronic464 4 года назад +340

    i still can’t comprehend how everyone gets so mad over getting a cup of ranch every time yet they still come back

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 10 месяцев назад +10

      Everytime the store opens the customers cheer. Like. They're cheering for their guarateed ranch

    • @CJ-ji5mc
      @CJ-ji5mc 2 месяца назад +1

      People just want something to be mad about

  • @Rave49
    @Rave49 4 года назад +3621

    This is the CEO of The Official Wally Fan Club. Wally asked me to tell Poofesure that he really appreciates all the hard work Poofesure puts out for him.

  • @CyberKirby
    @CyberKirby 4 года назад +3131

    I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, four by four, animal style, on a raft, with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, burn it, make it cry, and let it swim.
    ...We serve ranch here, sir.

  • @MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW
    @MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW 4 года назад +1175

    HE PICKED UP THE DIPPING SAUCE AND TOOK A BITE OUT OF IT

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb 4 года назад +70

      They all did dude

    • @MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW
      @MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW 4 года назад +26

      AnArn B
      It took me a while to realize

    • @jackal643
      @jackal643 4 года назад +15

      I know I was like wh-

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb 4 года назад +3

      @MR.I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW
      Huh

    • @azryxthefolf6331
      @azryxthefolf6331 3 года назад +25

      Ya'll eat ranch without the saucer?
      That's like drinking a coke without swallowing the can.
      Lol

  • @izzbee_florp9482
    @izzbee_florp9482 4 года назад +673

    I think Taylor and Chuck are roommates canonically, so everytime you give Taylor ranch it must be an awkward ride home

    • @kimuires
      @kimuires Год назад +110

      *and they were roommates*

    • @ClareIsNotMotivated
      @ClareIsNotMotivated Год назад +53

      @@kimuires omg😮 they were roomates🌟

    • @erinwilliams1485
      @erinwilliams1485 Год назад +11

      I hate yall in the comments😂😂😂😂. Me asf doe LOL

    • @sincerealev
      @sincerealev Год назад +55

      @@ClareIsNotMotivatedand there was only one bed 😧

    • @ClareIsNotMotivated
      @ClareIsNotMotivated Год назад +14

      @@sincerealev 😮 no homo

  • @Brony459
    @Brony459 4 года назад +1225

    Not gonna lie, these videos gave me a Wally obsession myself. Every time Wally comes into my restaurant I am like “My Man Wally, what can I get you today”?

    • @hye2354
      @hye2354 3 года назад +136

      same. I don't even care about Wally back when I was a kid. But now, I keep on wanting him to come to my restaurants.

    • @Lizombiez
      @Lizombiez 2 года назад +39

      Tbh for me is with Sasha, Wally and Taylor

    • @ennisthemenace
      @ennisthemenace Год назад +14

      i do that with him and roy ngl 😭

    • @1-800-PLANET-MARS
      @1-800-PLANET-MARS Год назад +4

      i do that with sasha, james and koilee💀

    • @vicki7115
      @vicki7115 Год назад +9

      @@ennisthemenace fellow roy enjoyer 🤝

  • @Arawsc5766
    @Arawsc5766 4 года назад +4480

    Consider giving me the ranch, then we’ll talk on tomodachi life

  • @jimbo1130
    @jimbo1130 4 года назад +2906

    That's the most Poofesure thing I can think of
    Outside of him buying a $100 accessory then breaking it

  • @fallout200
    @fallout200 4 года назад +2324

    Poofesure likes ASMR
    Always
    Serving
    More
    Ranch

    • @Thebot-yg1ge
      @Thebot-yg1ge 4 года назад +10

      Oh yeah dude

    • @AssistantEpic
      @AssistantEpic 4 года назад +21

      Split Screen Heaven what?

    • @covidnugget5594
      @covidnugget5594 4 года назад +30

      @@ssh_disney why you posting this reply everywhere

    • @Arawsc5766
      @Arawsc5766 4 года назад +9

      This comment is underrated

    • @IMDRlX
      @IMDRlX 4 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @big_-guy102
    @big_-guy102 4 года назад +139

    The green bits in ranch are ranch seeds. If you plant them, they grow full bottles of ranch

  • @armorking3752
    @armorking3752 4 года назад +330

    This dude unlocked all menu items by just serving ranches 😂 I feel like we're wasting time by cooking chicken wings to finish this game or reach new menu stuffs

  • @boomkittyFX
    @boomkittyFX 4 года назад +824

    this restaurant is like saying "i can do math quick." getting wrong on a math question, and then saying "i said i was quick, not smart"

  • @icepoplol
    @icepoplol 4 года назад +819

    And when the world needed him most...
    He returned.

  • @JustFus1on_
    @JustFus1on_ 4 года назад +770

    they are literally starving when you cant see them on the screen

    • @venusukhk4632
      @venusukhk4632 4 года назад +4

      ?

    • @HeenaPatel253
      @HeenaPatel253 4 года назад +86

      Split Screen Heaven who the hell are you replying to

    • @haydenkrupa4507
      @haydenkrupa4507 4 года назад +73

      @@ssh_disney wtf are you talking abt?

    • @samdiaz1206
      @samdiaz1206 4 года назад +25

      Split Screen Heaven I see this everywhere wtf

    • @splatsunemiku
      @splatsunemiku 4 года назад +43

      Split Screen Heaven wh-

  • @47scosmo11
    @47scosmo11 3 года назад +69

    The fact he didn’t even change the sauce when someone asked for something other than ranch shows how deep his morals run. Class act by this man

  • @sleeping_eater7656
    @sleeping_eater7656 4 года назад +383

    i love how the customers just chew on the ranch cup

    • @lovelydolltime8006
      @lovelydolltime8006 4 года назад +9

      Reminds me of "Let's Fail: The Quest For Zero Points" by cheetawolf for some reason.

    • @CoolUMP2009
      @CoolUMP2009 3 года назад +4

      @@lovelydolltime8006 Same

    • @yasqueen4042
      @yasqueen4042 3 года назад +7

      @@lovelydolltime8006 *Y E S* i loved those videos lol

  • @Yaki78154
    @Yaki78154 4 года назад +691

    how are these restaurants still in business after you working here

    • @bian7744
      @bian7744 4 года назад +30

      bEcUAse iTs a GaME

    • @gothboyclique6724
      @gothboyclique6724 4 года назад +2

      @@bian7744 r/whoosh

    • @C4ST3R3T3RN4L
      @C4ST3R3T3RN4L 4 года назад +52

      @@gothboyclique6724 did you not see he was being ironic?
      so:
      1. your woooosh does not count
      2. this is not reddit
      3. r/ihavereddit

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 4 года назад +8

      They're the only establishmemts in town

    • @musicalbum1569
      @musicalbum1569 4 года назад +11

      Vodka Not a good woooosh at all. First of all, you spelled it wrong, second, bian formatted their reply like they were joking, third, r/ihavereddit. Most importantly, fourth, r/youngpeopleyoutube.

  • @alpha-pathetic4168
    @alpha-pathetic4168 4 года назад +1638

    If they prefer blue cheese...
    *Send them to the ranch.*

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv 4 года назад +69

      👏👏👏👏👏 This, right here, THIS is peak comedy. Everyone else go home. Nothing is ever gonna pass this.

    • @C4ST3R3T3RN4L
      @C4ST3R3T3RN4L 4 года назад +5

      @@mothkeytv sarcasm or...?

    • @raeacton1654
      @raeacton1654 4 года назад +5

      This was elite

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv 4 года назад +26

      @@C4ST3R3T3RN4L no, not sarcasm I legit found this really funny

    • @New3dsXL69
      @New3dsXL69 4 года назад +1

      201 LiKe

  • @roseofindigo7911
    @roseofindigo7911 4 года назад +338

    And that my children is the tale of the Great Ranch Shortage of 2020.

  • @Um_Kaye
    @Um_Kaye 4 года назад +631

    Random person: "Uh, what's on the menu?"
    Poofesure: "We have ranch, ranch, some ranch, ranch, oh! I forgot ranch."

    • @tylermccaine5445
      @tylermccaine5445 4 года назад +22

      And then says “Oh yeah, there’s also buttermilk ranch.”

    • @Nakkokohlakosi
      @Nakkokohlakosi 4 года назад +7

      And a Ram Ranch DVD

    • @aeyakieduenas1331
      @aeyakieduenas1331 3 года назад +2

      @Kxtoko Need more ranch

    • @fantasticgood5403
      @fantasticgood5403 3 года назад +5

      "Oh yeah don't forget the Holiday special Ranch"

    • @itz_daniel7144
      @itz_daniel7144 3 года назад +10

      “We have ranch, more ranch, even more ranch, and our secret menu.”
      “What’s on that?”
      “ranch.”

  • @cursedfetus8129
    @cursedfetus8129 3 года назад +49

    i love that the customers get mad AFTER they try the ranch, as if they can’t see that the whole plate is empty

  • @JoSeMartinez-fu1yt
    @JoSeMartinez-fu1yt 4 года назад +406

    Chuck looks like every wing he makes he takes a hit of a vape

  • @noelburmeister1444
    @noelburmeister1444 4 года назад +255

    The first half of the video: "so I'm going to get to wally while serving only ranch
    The second half of the video: *"so I went to McDonald's and got a 10 piece chicken nugget with 7 sauces"*

  • @Loscxxo
    @Loscxxo 4 года назад +197

    "We got chicken strips!" "To bad that's not Ranch Dressing" 😭💀

  • @sdipl3531
    @sdipl3531 4 года назад +116

    Imagine returning from your work very hungry and you go somewhere to eat, you find it, you go in and a guy with a Viking helmet attends you, you give him your order and he goes to the kitchen and returns with a tray that has a cup of ranch sauce in the center.

  • @jpk1626
    @jpk1626 4 года назад +120

    “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me”

    • @rein5348
      @rein5348 4 года назад +35

      “Fool me one time shame on you
      Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you
      Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs
      Load the chopper, let it rain on you” he was probably thinking of the song lol

    • @mushu1105
      @mushu1105 4 года назад +4

      Thx for the reference! (゜-゜). (-ω- )

  • @tysonbrown6104
    @tysonbrown6104 4 года назад +296

    “I’ve done nothing but serve ranch for 100 whole days”

    • @tigera5941
      @tigera5941 4 года назад +6

      Where have you been serving it?!

    • @johnny-jk8si
      @johnny-jk8si 4 года назад +2

      You imbecile! You’ve doomed us all!

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb 4 года назад +1

      “ GYEH! ”

    • @sponsoredbywalmart
      @sponsoredbywalmart 3 года назад +3

      ah, yes. the typical tf2 reference in the comments
      i love it

  • @greyuwu2797
    @greyuwu2797 4 года назад +410

    Poof: I bought him a new hat!
    Chuck: *three days later* I would like a new hat

    • @alexuwu6514
      @alexuwu6514 4 года назад +14

      This is the first person Ive seen with an unironic ahego profile photo and uwu in their name

    • @greyuwu2797
      @greyuwu2797 4 года назад

      @@alexuwu6514 oh uhhh thank you 👉🏼👈🏼? Iggg??

    • @blinksenemafandrummer1826
      @blinksenemafandrummer1826 4 года назад +1

      @@alexuwu6514 he's got the profile pic of our dear lord

    • @KenazFilan
      @KenazFilan 3 года назад

      😂😆🤣

    • @anormalcorpus4804
      @anormalcorpus4804 3 года назад

      @@greyuwu2797 The Numbers Mason!

  • @onerandomguy7989
    @onerandomguy7989 4 года назад +68

    He willing to take so much time for Wally, what a good man!

  • @thegamingkid6374
    @thegamingkid6374 4 года назад +136

    “Wally is such a bad boy” *Ranch Sauce Splatters all over of his face*

  • @peanutbutterandrocketfuel
    @peanutbutterandrocketfuel 4 года назад +186

    So are we not gonna talk about how Chuck is literally just Guy Fieri?

    • @bored6973
      @bored6973 3 года назад +15

      I thought it was a reference lmao

  • @aymanmahdi3479
    @aymanmahdi3479 4 года назад +561

    the 5 dislikes are from the people who got served ranch

    • @albedox6428
      @albedox6428 4 года назад +25

      Quinn is definitely all of them

    • @tommyjohnson9875
      @tommyjohnson9875 4 года назад +10

      Especially rita

    • @Sooshi-jr3gv
      @Sooshi-jr3gv 4 года назад +17

      Quinn made 4 other accounts

    • @C4ST3R3T3RN4L
      @C4ST3R3T3RN4L 4 года назад

      Allan probably made a few other alt accounts

    • @CoolUMP2009
      @CoolUMP2009 3 года назад

      @@tommyjohnson9875 STOP!!!!!

  • @weng8635
    @weng8635 4 года назад +265

    50%: putting one ranch on everything
    20:putting vegetables on plates
    45% Getting 0%
    10% hating on blue cheese
    5%putting 1 chicken wing
    80%trying to get to wally

    • @IMDRlX
      @IMDRlX 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @BubbleNugget0
      @BubbleNugget0 4 года назад +34

      210% in total

    • @weng8635
      @weng8635 4 года назад +3

      @@BubbleNugget0 thx

    • @bian7744
      @bian7744 4 года назад

      @@IMDRlX ok

    • @bian7744
      @bian7744 4 года назад +3

      @@BubbleNugget0 big math

  • @dahperson9343
    @dahperson9343 4 года назад +145

    Something ive found most annoying about quarantine is i can never find lays ranch dip for mu chips at the store. This feels like in just being mocked lol

    • @samdiaz1206
      @samdiaz1206 4 года назад +12

      Split Screen Heaven bro your on every comment I click on

    • @bian7744
      @bian7744 4 года назад

      @@d-fancommercials7995 ok

    • @bian7744
      @bian7744 4 года назад +3

      @@samdiaz1206 he has 498 comments on this channel and counting yikes

    • @nyancat5359
      @nyancat5359 4 года назад +1

      @@bian7744 holy shit man really???

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D 3 года назад +50

    I think my favourite thing about this entire video is how the customers pick up the fucking sauce and drink the entire thing, and THEN tell you they hate it.

  • @codealvo
    @codealvo 2 года назад +52

    I love how Chuck writes the order down knowing damn well he’ll only be serving ranch. Sigma 😎👌

  • @pancakesbf2704
    @pancakesbf2704 4 года назад +131

    What makes a good game: Food and Wally

  • @Saucewithmoss
    @Saucewithmoss 4 года назад +164

    im starving and honestly ill take some ranch right now

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 4 года назад +4

      i dont mind drinking ranch, it kinda tastes like milky chicken. back in high school i used to drink ranch out of those little condiment cups just to gross everyone out at the table

    • @alexandervolkov5205
      @alexandervolkov5205 4 года назад +1

      69th Like! Oh yeah ;)

    • @Saucewithmoss
      @Saucewithmoss 4 года назад

      @@alexandervolkov5205 noice

    • @bubbles4602
      @bubbles4602 4 года назад +2

      the only good sauce is bbq sauce

    • @Saucewithmoss
      @Saucewithmoss 4 года назад

      @@bubbles4602 bbq sauce is bomb ngl

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D 3 года назад +31

    Hearing Poof say "I just don't feel right about giving them a chicken wing." while playing a game where you work at a place that _makes_ chicken wings made me laugh harder than it should have.

  • @liamnotlast4571
    @liamnotlast4571 4 года назад +93

    "The Hornet Sauce" is actually honey mustard sauce so it's a bee. 🐝

  • @death_star11
    @death_star11 4 года назад +55

    12:48 of course it can’t be a poofesure video without some kind of earrape. Also rest in pepperonis headphone users

  • @awesomejdebates6428
    @awesomejdebates6428 4 года назад +133

    Imagine a restaurant serving only ranch in real life...That would be the most lit restaurant ever

  • @megabandit6621
    @megabandit6621 4 года назад +63

    Chuck: I'd like a new hat.

    • @iloveboobies145
      @iloveboobies145 4 года назад

      CD before I saw this comment I commented this

  • @stevenc5509
    @stevenc5509 4 года назад +44

    6:04 surprised he didn’t see Wally there

  • @roseperson9221
    @roseperson9221 4 года назад +27

    Did anyone else notice that the customers strait up bite into the ranch cup.

    • @CoolUMP2009
      @CoolUMP2009 3 года назад +6

      "You ate a cup of ranch"

  • @scollaceyuri
    @scollaceyuri 4 года назад +15

    Quinn seems like a therapist with a live laugh love sign

  • @thetoasterguy1432
    @thetoasterguy1432 4 года назад +42

    Poofesure is playing the game in ways I didn't even know existed

  • @connors8620
    @connors8620 4 года назад +90

    Poof: “You know, her name is Scooter but she has a skateboard, Isn’t that kind of.... ironic”
    Me: “oh that is ironic wow.”
    Poof: “Dont you think?”
    Me: *Realizing he set himself up for success*
    Poof: “ITS LIKE RAINNNNNNNNNN”

  • @SaneTheBro
    @SaneTheBro 4 года назад +18

    The Hungry? sign shows the first 3 types of wings being ordered. The Lucky sign shows how many of them in the same order.

  • @northseahero3387
    @northseahero3387 3 года назад +17

    "The one's I've read are like 'you have sex with Wally', or 'you die'."
    That got me. This guy is a comedic genius. I actually laughed until I coughed.

  • @espath9616
    @espath9616 4 года назад +82

    PewDiePie: Send her to the ranch!
    Poofesure: Ranch take it or leave it.

  • @AAG-uz3jn
    @AAG-uz3jn 4 года назад +97

    Hey Poofesure, I forgot my game boy at Papa’s Wingeria yesterday when we were playing zombie tag in the store, can I go pick it up after I beat your high score on wii sports resorts

    • @cunningfox831
      @cunningfox831 4 года назад +1

      Resorts? Plural?

    • @mattfromwiisports9414
      @mattfromwiisports9414 4 года назад +7

      @@cunningfox831 I kick people's asses in alternate universes, Wii Sports Resorts

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv 4 года назад

      @@mattfromwiisports9414 OH GOD MATTS HERE EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

    • @tylermccaine5445
      @tylermccaine5445 4 года назад

      Matt from Wii Sports Matt I’m better than you at wii sports

  • @covidnugget5594
    @covidnugget5594 4 года назад +47

    2:49 The green things on tje ranch is probably herbs in my guess

  • @astro6125
    @astro6125 4 года назад +69

    I never thought serving ranch was going to be so entertaining

    • @CoolUMP2009
      @CoolUMP2009 3 года назад +4

      "Honestly, I shouldn't give blue cheese. Blue cheese is disgusting. We only serve ranch in this establishment, so if your here for blue cheese, your just shit out of luck."

  • @thegamingkid6374
    @thegamingkid6374 4 года назад +48

    “Wally is such a bad boy” *Gay pride music starts to roll*

    • @blinksenemafandrummer1826
      @blinksenemafandrummer1826 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @heathc148
      @heathc148 4 года назад +5

      What the heck is Gay Pride Music?

    • @katherineg8126
      @katherineg8126 4 года назад +3

      Heath C Lady Gaga

    • @RealMetalMoat
      @RealMetalMoat 2 года назад

      When you said that i heard that.

    • @losaicos
      @losaicos Год назад +1

      I can't believe that in this day and age there are people out there who don't know about village people's ymca

  • @Abitsma
    @Abitsma 4 года назад +28

    “Give it up for Utah! Nobody likes your state.
    ...except the Mormons.”
    As a member, that was so fetching hilarious.
    Thank you for not being scared to make jokes, you’re literally amazing.

  • @BubbleNugget0
    @BubbleNugget0 4 года назад +25

    Gordon Ramsay is very proud of the ranch you have been giving them but some people said that it was raw but Gordon Ramsay will forget about the raw part if you play Hell’s Kitchen for the wii

  • @wnnais
    @wnnais 4 года назад +31

    *papa sauce exists*
    poofsure: TO THE RANCH

  • @DylanThe3595
    @DylanThe3595 4 года назад +30

    4:49 I don’t think your meant to just give people ranch
    Poofesure-2020

  • @connorleeson7229
    @connorleeson7229 4 года назад +8

    The green things in ranch usually happens to be dill. It's a pretty key ingredient in almost every ranch.

  • @coolpanda7978
    @coolpanda7978 3 года назад +28

    12:23 Bro did he just call honey "hornet sauce"...

    • @THEACTUALLDL123
      @THEACTUALLDL123 2 месяца назад

      btw any (bruh) in our face I S
      N O T A L L O W E D

  • @ace-0465
    @ace-0465 4 года назад +80

    He didn’t have to do Utah like that 😂😂😂😂 “no one likes your state.......except the Mormons”😂😂😂 that’s golden

    • @babyturtleshoe8451
      @babyturtleshoe8451 3 года назад +7

      Everyone can agree that the Utahans like making fun of themselves as much as others do

    • @sessamiko
      @sessamiko 3 года назад +1

      @@babyturtleshoe8451 as a Utahan I can confirm this

    • @babyturtleshoe8451
      @babyturtleshoe8451 3 года назад

      @@sessamiko aye fellow Utahan

  • @ednawz
    @ednawz 4 года назад +8

    "big pauly likes his french fries on the right, just like the curve of his-" BAHAHAHA IM SCREAMING

  • @andrewistaken4673
    @andrewistaken4673 4 года назад +79

    “Insanity is doing the same thing Over and over and expecting different results” -Albert Einstein

  • @chasethegamer3938
    @chasethegamer3938 4 года назад +37

    9:53 WHAT THE FU-

  • @TacoMan-qu7du
    @TacoMan-qu7du 4 года назад +25

    Rick Harrison: “Best I can do is Ranch”

  • @shardell
    @shardell 4 года назад +36

    “Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”

  • @rhyth_twisted
    @rhyth_twisted 4 года назад +16

    7:24
    "Fool me three times, put up the peace sign, load the chopper, and let it rain on you"

    • @LeeVH495
      @LeeVH495 10 месяцев назад +2

      FIRE SONG FRR

  • @teheKraken
    @teheKraken 4 года назад +7

    I just watched a man serve a cup of ranch to people for 18 minutes.
    Best 18 minutes ever.

  • @wingman4008
    @wingman4008 2 года назад +16

    11:10
    “My income right now is dependent on me giving people ranch dressing, in a video game, a flash game, from 2008. I’ve got a family to feed that depends on me doing this right now”

  • @y0ugotmail
    @y0ugotmail 4 года назад +2

    In the early 1950s, plumber Steve Henson developed[3] what is now known as ranch dressing while working as a contractor for three years in the remote Alaskan bush. In 1954, he and his wife Gayle opened Hidden Valley Ranch, a dude ranch at the former Sweetwater Ranch on San Marcos Pass in Santa Barbara County, California, where they served Henson's creation to customers. It became popular, and they began selling it in packages for customers to take home, both as a finished product and as packets of seasoning to be mixed with mayonnaise and buttermilk. As demand grew, they incorporated Hidden Valley Ranch Food Products, Inc., and opened a factory to manufacture it in larger volumes, which they first distributed to supermarkets in the Southwest, and eventually, nationwide. In 1970, Hidden Valley Ranch production was moved to Sparks, Nevada.[4] In October 1972, the Hidden Valley Ranch brand was bought by Clorox for $8 million.[1]
    Kraft Foods and General Foods responded with similar dry seasoning packets labeled as "ranch style". As a result, they were both sued for trademark infringement by the Waples-Platter Companies, the Texas-based manufacturer of Ranch Style Beans (now part of Conagra Brands), even though Waples-Platter had declined to enter the salad dressing market itself over concerns that the tendency of such products to spoil rapidly would damage its brand. The case was tried before federal judge Eldon Brooks Mahon in Fort Worth, Texas, in 1976. Judge Mahon ruled in favor of Waples-Platter in a lengthy opinion which described the various "ranch style" and "ranch" products then available, of which many had been created to compete against Hidden Valley Ranch.[5] Judge Mahon specifically noted that Hidden Valley Ranch and Waples-Platter had no dispute with each other (though he also noted that Hidden Valley Ranch was simultaneously suing General Foods in a separate federal case in California). The only issue before the Texas federal district court was that Waples-Platter was disputing the right of other manufacturers to compete against Hidden Valley Ranch by using the label "ranch style".
    Meanwhile, Clorox reformulated the Hidden Valley Ranch dressing several times to make it more convenient for consumers. The first change was to include buttermilk flavoring in the seasoning, meaning much less expensive regular milk could be used to mix the dressing instead.[1] In 1983, Clorox developed a more popular non-refrigerated bottled formulation. As of 2002, Clorox subsidiary Hidden Valley Ranch Manufacturing LLC was producing ranch packets and bottled dressings at two large factories, in Reno, Nevada, and Wheeling, Illinois.[4]
    During the 1980s, ranch became a common snack food flavor, starting with Cool Ranch Doritos in 1987, and Hidden Valley Ranch Wavy Lay's in 1994.[1]
    During the 1990s, Hidden Valley had three kid-oriented variations of ranch dressing: pizza, nacho cheese, and taco flavors.[citation needed]
    Said wikipedia

  • @consumethedog
    @consumethedog 4 года назад +45

    I feel like Clair is Taylor's wife or something

    • @athought1110
      @athought1110 4 года назад +24

      As of the official Papa Louie Lore Clair does have a husband and a kid which is Vincent who appeared in Sushiria. And Clair daughter is Sasha who’s in high school. But I see Clair and Taylor a thing

    • @pumpkinsoda9017
      @pumpkinsoda9017 4 года назад +6

      i thought more like mom or aunt

    • @DerpyD0D0
      @DerpyD0D0 4 года назад +6

      An affair perhaps?

    • @lpscupcakesprinkles
      @lpscupcakesprinkles 4 года назад +8

      Taylor giving the bbc to willow wdym?

    • @CoolUMP2009
      @CoolUMP2009 3 года назад

      "Everyone who is related to Lisa orders blueberries in Freezera, like Wally is Lisa's grandfather, Marty is Lisa's boyfriend, and Clair and Lisa are sisters." -AshliBunni, 2017

  • @vladi5602
    @vladi5602 4 года назад +8

    I like how he gets so excited to see Wally in the beginning scenes.

  • @thelonewolf7443
    @thelonewolf7443 4 года назад +51

    He could open up a “ranch” with all those orders 😅

    • @liamprosser6316
      @liamprosser6316 4 года назад +2

      Not bad.....
      I guess......

    • @junieplays2466
      @junieplays2466 4 года назад +1

      tehe

    • @cunningfox831
      @cunningfox831 4 года назад +3

      Bruh, a ranch is a residential property. I don’t think you know what a ranch is lol

    • @chitxra
      @chitxra 4 года назад

      @@cunningfox831 you absolute buffoon. r/woooosh

    • @chitxra
      @chitxra 4 года назад

      @@clementine-png you too

  • @crabgal
    @crabgal 3 года назад +8

    I love how they take the cup of ranch and eat it like it’s a wing

  • @a.j.6711
    @a.j.6711 4 года назад +6

    The fact that they take a bite out of it....

  • @frengaming7417
    @frengaming7417 4 года назад +7

    Poofesure: buys hat for Chuck
    His miis: triggered!

  • @imJojie
    @imJojie 4 года назад +26

    Was... Was that a *Luke the Notable* reference?!?!
    Respect.

    • @quickattack5608
      @quickattack5608 4 года назад +1

      I saw that too

    • @thanhla8
      @thanhla8 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, I think the title is a reference.

  • @nathanllamas3387
    @nathanllamas3387 4 года назад +55

    I showed this video to my cat...
    It’s my cat what is he going to do

  • @Plagolago64
    @Plagolago64 3 года назад +9

    “We’re giving her ranch because we don’t believe in blue cheese”
    I evaporated

    • @CoolUMP2009
      @CoolUMP2009 3 года назад +2

      "Honestly, I shouldn't even give blue cheese. Blue cheese is disgusting. We only serve ranch in this establishment"

  • @JayJay-iz7xj
    @JayJay-iz7xj 4 года назад +27

    Me: mom can we have teen titans?
    Mom: we have teen titans at home
    The teen titans at home: 12:53

  • @yashmadap1515
    @yashmadap1515 4 года назад +42

    hugo looks like that time traveller fro gravity falls

    • @brenderee4698
      @brenderee4698 4 года назад +1

      Blendin Blenjamin Blandin or blar blar.

    • @sandisefer
      @sandisefer 4 года назад +1

      Blendin blandin

  • @collinsheffield6693
    @collinsheffield6693 4 года назад +8

    “Day 54! We should be rank 9 now.” I’m dead lmao

  • @cornfield6887
    @cornfield6887 4 года назад +4

    This is a video I didn’t know I needed until I read it and started watching

  • @CoolUMP2009
    @CoolUMP2009 3 года назад +11

    5:41 "Day Clair. Clair day, and boneless wings day, and it's day 13"

  • @edwardjohnson7849
    @edwardjohnson7849 2 года назад +9

    12:45 i started dying of laughter so hard i got in trouble at work

  • @Antlion1001
    @Antlion1001 4 года назад +8

    Don’t stop now. All the good stuff happens after day 999.

  • @JC-mi7wn
    @JC-mi7wn 4 года назад +28

    7:27 How did you mess it up that bad

    • @quentonwbortmas
      @quentonwbortmas 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/LR6ybr-BQYY/видео.html timestamp 2:57

    • @mushu1105
      @mushu1105 4 года назад

      (¯―¯٥). (・_・;). (・ω・=).
      (°ー°〃)

  • @haydenfrazee9229
    @haydenfrazee9229 4 года назад +5

    “Fool me one time, shame on you, fool me twice.... can’t put the blame on you”
    - Poofesure and J. Cole

  • @Aver187
    @Aver187 4 года назад +8

    “I don’t think you’re meant to just give people ranch [at a Wingeria].”
    -Poofesure

  • @jackbartlett4251
    @jackbartlett4251 3 года назад +8

    I love how they eat the actual cup of ranch

    • @CoolUMP2009
      @CoolUMP2009 3 года назад

      "You ate a cup of ranch"