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  • Nutraloaf Prison Food!! - Is it any good?? Would you eat it? Watch and see!
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  • @MrPoogly
    @MrPoogly 7 лет назад +1399

    This is what food looks like when it is made with hate.

  • @DumbassPlumber
    @DumbassPlumber 7 лет назад +556

    I'm surprised some hipster hasn't opened a Nutraloaf restaurant.

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +68

      THAT'S funny! LOL Thanks for watching!

    • @LadyHawke78
      @LadyHawke78 6 лет назад +33

      Take out the milk powder, and its vegan!! This could be a thing...

    • @chrisrey9644
      @chrisrey9644 6 лет назад +16

      They'd probably plate it in a miniature toilet or in a toy litter box.

    • @Raynecolwell
      @Raynecolwell 6 лет назад +4

      Triggered that was funny

    • @ericrivers8883
      @ericrivers8883 5 лет назад +6

      Wash it down with glass of tortured souls.

  • @rogerpiche7039
    @rogerpiche7039 7 лет назад +90

    i'm gonna start bringing one of these on thanksgiving

  • @robgindc1
    @robgindc1 4 года назад +34

    Hilarious! I needed this laugh; my mom (amazing cook) passed yesterday at home with me. Thanks for helping me feel better for a bit.

    • @cainrahl
      @cainrahl 3 года назад +12

      Condolences my guy, hope you & your fam are doing better now.

  • @willparry
    @willparry 7 лет назад +174

    at least its been pre-digested for ease of movement.

  • @headchefmomkendalllawrence693
    @headchefmomkendalllawrence693 7 лет назад +153

    OMG, this should be part of the "Scared Straight" series!

  • @stbtz
    @stbtz 6 лет назад +134

    Looks like something how to basic would make

    • @JuanHerrero
      @JuanHerrero 6 лет назад +8

      Nowhere near enough eggs. And no eggshells.

    • @stbtz
      @stbtz 6 лет назад +4

      Juan Herrero true 😂😂

  • @floofyboi2520
    @floofyboi2520 6 лет назад +199

    Whoever came up with this recipe belongs in that solitary confinement cell

    • @lapplandkun9273
      @lapplandkun9273 5 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @desspoppin1557
      @desspoppin1557 4 года назад +2

      💯🖕👮‍♂️

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman 4 года назад +11

      @Cripple guy Wishing rape on someone in the process of repaying their debt to society is disgusting.

    • @aykay8528
      @aykay8528 3 года назад +5

      There's a reason for the diet loaf. Inmates in segregation aren't just fed that for the heck of it. If an inmate is fed that nasty concoction, it's for one of the following reasons: breaking their tray, shitting on their tray, throwing their tray at officers, of throwing their shit at officers. And trust me, every single one of those instances does happen in prison.

    • @Thor.Jorgensen
      @Thor.Jorgensen 3 года назад +3

      Not even the guy who came up with this deserves to be subjected to his own invention.
      This is absolutely inhumane.

  • @CherryPauper
    @CherryPauper 7 лет назад +284

    This is why I don't commit crimes.

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +32

      LOL Thanks for watching!

    • @eddenoy321
      @eddenoy321 7 лет назад +7

      Actually the contents are mostly harmless and healthy,but the powdered milk would be a deal breaker because I am lactose intolerant. Then again I have not smelled it. Can the prisoners let it ferment in the sun and heat ? It might make a good quality Pruno. ( prison hooch ).

    • @DantevKratos
      @DantevKratos 7 лет назад +2

      Ed Denoy That's what I was thinking...I can tolerate All That together...just don't know about the powdered milk...

    • @andrewcampbell1937
      @andrewcampbell1937 7 лет назад +2

      Cherry Pauper same

    • @FlatBroke612
      @FlatBroke612 7 лет назад +8

      It's awesome being genetically and culturally less likely to commit crime!

  • @alknight7153
    @alknight7153 7 лет назад +76

    >no milk cheese
    >powdered milk
    ????

    • @laykantheealien5722
      @laykantheealien5722 4 года назад +10

      They just have dairy free cheese already at the prison in case inmates are lactose intolerant so that's just what they use in general

    • @briananders6713
      @briananders6713 3 года назад +1

      It's a shame spending twice as much on this cheese than better cheese, aged to perfucktion

  • @TheBanjoShowOfficial
    @TheBanjoShowOfficial 6 лет назад +50

    1:09 “Add six slices of whole wheat bread” me: *stops video* this is too brutal for me

  • @maximumt8571
    @maximumt8571 6 лет назад +29

    "Im sure they use their feet in prison, but im gonna use my hands" Lmfao got me dead

  • @TerrilianReya
    @TerrilianReya 7 лет назад +41

    I'm not sure where you found this...uh...recipe, sir. When I saw your title, it reminded me of my days working for the TDCJ unit back in East Texas. Food Loaf was given only to "Ad Seg" or Administrative Segregation offenders and consisted solely of leftovers from the dinner meal from the day prior combined with some water for moisture then baked off in large bread loaf pans. The Ad Seg offenders ate the same thing as every other prisoner, but in a condensed and overcooked form that felt pre-chewed.
    Ad Segs are, by personal habit, aggressive prisoners usually facing life in prison and have already contracted Hepatitis C and/or are HIV positive through unprotected sex with fellow inmates. They feel there's nothing left to live for but to make everyone around them as miserable as themselves and therefore, are perfectly happy to spread their diseases.
    When they feel it's perfectly fine to stop-up their toilets with bedding and toilet paper, reserving their fecal matter and urine for throwing ("chunking") upon unsuspecting guards who perform their hourly health checks, yep...I don't feel an ounce of pity for them. Stop raping fellow prisoners, beating their skulls against the concrete floors or walls until their grey matter resembles pudding and you might get to eat real food.

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +15

      Well said, I couldn't agree more!! You saw the REALLY bad side and the animals who deserved this! LOL Thanks for watching!

    • @KiloByte69
      @KiloByte69 7 лет назад +8

      +bro guy Bruh, you're such an edgy libtard.

    • @Ween745
      @Ween745 7 лет назад +2

      A bullet would be the only thing I'd feed 'em.

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 5 лет назад

      Jesus Christ they deserve to go to a mental asylum!

    • @MOOGSTINE
      @MOOGSTINE 2 года назад +1

      Brutal

  • @user-cu3ts8of8x
    @user-cu3ts8of8x 7 лет назад +276

    damn I'd shank somebody for a piece of cake right now 💀💀💀 you've made my day

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +12

      LOL Thanks for watching!

    • @freaknastycreep2737
      @freaknastycreep2737 6 лет назад +2

      Khani Xia . It looks like it's going to come out looking the same way it looked going in 💩

  • @HPPalmtopTube
    @HPPalmtopTube 4 года назад +32

    This is probably the healthiest and most nutritious meal ever featured on this channel! ;)

    • @jackhowland3737
      @jackhowland3737 2 года назад +3

      It's gotta be the absolute lowest in sodium he's had. 😂

    • @birdlover6842
      @birdlover6842 2 года назад +1

      I can't eat that kind of food.

    • @maggiesmith856
      @maggiesmith856 Год назад +3

      @@birdlover6842 Then stay out of prison.

  • @kcunlimitedeats
    @kcunlimitedeats 6 лет назад +104

    These ingredients by themselves are not bad. Combined....well, what a strange idea. I think it would be better to serve these ingredients individually.

    • @keyworksales6241
      @keyworksales6241 5 лет назад +10

      Then it wouldn't be a punishment, would it?

    • @pwndecaf
      @pwndecaf 5 лет назад +5

      That's what I was thinking. Am I wrong for saying I thought that it looked good?
      Otherwise, the smart misbehaving miscreant should save his serving until the next day. Leftovers are always better. Tell the guard that you loved it, and ask if you can have seconds. Guards will freak and beat you to death probably, but hey, no more Nutraloaf.

    • @andrewthezeppo
      @andrewthezeppo 5 лет назад +5

      This one looked pretty bad and was described as such. I have seen reviews of other recipes where they basically said it didn't taste bad but you wouldn't want to eat it three meals a day and eat it without utensils.

    • @nodezsh
      @nodezsh Год назад

      @@andrewthezeppo I'm guessing those alternative nutraloaf recipes are made for daily consumption. Which is, however, a lot worse.
      This one is probably meant to keep you in full anxiety mode for two or three days and then no more. If they served this particular version permanently they'd be containing permanent protests from inside and outside. The ex-convicts would go immediately to the psychiatric ward.
      People often don't realize that food keeps us from going insane. We need good-tasting food to keep our mental health from self-destructing. The nutraloaf is extremely cruel. I would only use it as a last resort, its only use is to destroy the psyche of the victim.

  • @brianmorrison9066
    @brianmorrison9066 4 года назад +34

    Back in the 1900s or so, in Maine, they made prisoners eat lobsters like 4 or 5 days a week amd it was deemed unconstitutional.

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 4 года назад +1

      Probably because they were overcooked

    • @kakyoin9688
      @kakyoin9688 3 года назад +5

      Teeko Train nah it was just considered a poor mans meal

    • @Chinothebad
      @Chinothebad 3 года назад

      @@kakyoin9688 I can imagine that lobster they got was not good quality, especially if it was just a crappy mound of mush that wasn't given any proper food safety treatment just like other meats at the time.

    • @carolmiller5090
      @carolmiller5090 3 года назад +3

      Lobsters are bottom feeders. Taste good but like eating a cock roach

    • @ryanxu9983
      @ryanxu9983 3 года назад +4

      Lobsters were soo abundant back then so yeah

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa0774 7 лет назад +45

    Why can't they pulverize this stuff in a blender, so it can at least have a smooth texture?

    • @JuanHerrero
      @JuanHerrero 6 лет назад +16

      They can, the point is to make it as disgusting as possible, including texture.

    • @kelvinbonglee8400
      @kelvinbonglee8400 5 лет назад +6

      That sounds even more gross.

    • @mikegeorgius7589
      @mikegeorgius7589 5 лет назад +2

      My county(Alameda county Oakland California) does. Trust me... It doesn't help mich. Ok it doesn't help at all. Peace...

  • @kinjiru731
    @kinjiru731 5 лет назад +50

    I'd sooner live on grandma's fruitcake for life than eat that for a year.

    • @MattyIcecubes
      @MattyIcecubes 3 года назад +4

      My grandmas fruitcake was amazing! I still miss it every Christmas.

    • @barberswagg1
      @barberswagg1 3 года назад +1

      I live in south Georgia and Claxton where they make and sell it..... Is 10 minutes away from my house. Some people swear by it

  • @alexciocca4451
    @alexciocca4451 3 года назад +3

    That’s like the Don Martin cartoon when the cook pulls a boot a shoe out of the pot of soup the other cook yells “ I’ve been looking for that” mad magazine

  • @richardgray8593
    @richardgray8593 7 лет назад +336

    Honestly, I would much rather try this than that canned haggis.

    • @richardgray8593
      @richardgray8593 7 лет назад +10

      *****
      Maybe it's a myth that nutraloaf is really awful. I'm gonna make it to find out.

    • @richardgray8593
      @richardgray8593 7 лет назад +7

      *****
      Maybe gravy on it will turn it delicious.

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +18

      Oh it's no myth Richard......spend $9 and get a can of haggis it really is good!

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +5

      That sounds great Aubbie, but they're not available here in the U.S.

    • @geoserenity
      @geoserenity 7 лет назад

      Richard Gray it's a close one

  • @dzfarms8110
    @dzfarms8110 7 лет назад +7

    i always thought nutra loaf was all the left over stuff from the cafeteria pressed into a loaf shape and re baked am i wrong on this?

    • @jalifritz8033
      @jalifritz8033 3 года назад +1

      Kind off,but with stuff to make it gross.

  • @darrelllewis400
    @darrelllewis400 6 лет назад +14

    Eat it sitting on the toilet! I was on the floor. Lol this episode is so funny

  • @Angelicaliciousful
    @Angelicaliciousful 7 лет назад +29

    "pack the poop down...I mean nutriloaf" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rogertopful
    @rogertopful 7 лет назад +117

    Just think, There is probably a person out there that likes this.

    • @palmtop_studios
      @palmtop_studios 6 лет назад +10

      rogertopful ya got me
      Is what the person would say

    • @ramoncolonx12
      @ramoncolonx12 6 лет назад +4

      rogertopful looks good to me

    • @nsbd90now
      @nsbd90now 6 лет назад +2

      I have to admit... it always sounds and looks rather good to me. But to be sure, I have no self-esteem.

    • @fonzo2525
      @fonzo2525 5 лет назад +5

      with the number of folks in prison now in the millions it has to be a fact that someone likes this loaf,its just math folks,lol,after a certain number it has to be a fact.

    • @vertical7747
      @vertical7747 5 лет назад +1

      They’re probably vegan

  • @GregSilverado
    @GregSilverado 7 лет назад +83

    ooof da, I seriously doubt Sheriff Joe is making it that well. I can see it with moldy ingredients

    • @shadowwolf4430
      @shadowwolf4430 7 лет назад +36

      I worked at the Az prison system for a bit I would see the food boxes being unloaded with I kid you not "Not for human consumption, Livestock only" printed on the boxes

    • @germyw
      @germyw 7 лет назад +23

      ShadowWolf oh no! not only is that inhumane but taxpayers are paying for real food and someone is pocketing the difference.

    • @greyeaglem
      @greyeaglem 7 лет назад +18

      You should have taken pictures. Some tabloid probably would have paid big money for that.

    • @squat224
      @squat224 7 лет назад +10

      No, come on, this isn't fucking south america, there are sinks, there are standards in place. Prison isn't some crazy free for all where anything goes and everyone gets treated as terribly as possible. Not in the US, anyway. It's definitely not summer camp, but it's not nearly as bad as food with semen and unwashed hands. Prison food is bland, it's also simple. They do this so that inmates don't need anything but a spork to eat it, and the thinner shittier the plastic the safer for everyone involved.

    • @shadowwolf4430
      @shadowwolf4430 7 лет назад +6

      never had a issue with inmates fucking each other in the kitchen did have a problem with some of the inmates doing it with female staff. had a inmate get airlifted to the ICU because he bragged he messed with the food. most of the time food tampering is very specific but very common as is the handwashing even though if the inmates find out the kitchen worked dont wash their hands can get them smashed on the yard.

  • @donaldparlettjr3295
    @donaldparlettjr3295 3 года назад +3

    The reference to the "Greaseman" was epic. We had him on DC101 FM in the Washington DC area for years. He came from WAPE in Jacksonville FL. What's funny was he was sued by the Death Row prisoners for mental distress because he had the sound of bacon frying in the morning as he would ask who's getting fried this morning. And we're talking prison food.

  • @katanaburner
    @katanaburner 5 лет назад +12

    OMG I LOVE THE COMMENTARY! LOL!

  • @butterturtle56
    @butterturtle56 7 лет назад +132

    You are one brave man

  • @brycewaltonsphotography3969
    @brycewaltonsphotography3969 7 лет назад +26

    And now I know why Prisons make billions selling (not even name brand) Top Ramon every year..

    • @damiennguyen5143
      @damiennguyen5143 7 лет назад

      Bryce Walton's Photography Top Ramen is name brand. Top Ramen is the first instant ramen ever made

    • @fatherfintanstack8810
      @fatherfintanstack8810 7 лет назад +10

      Amy Nguyen He meant Top Ramon, as in the best Mexican handyman you can find.

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 7 лет назад +1

      oh I know him, he fixed my espinners.........

    • @palmtop_studios
      @palmtop_studios 6 лет назад +2

      Bryce Walton's Photography ramon!

    • @JuanHerrero
      @JuanHerrero 6 лет назад +1

      Ramen is rice noodles. Ramon is my uncle.

  • @aaronhaidle7130
    @aaronhaidle7130 3 года назад +1

    Lol, that polite and proper tone plus the descriptions had me rolling. XD

  • @Saberwind45871
    @Saberwind45871 5 лет назад +1

    Love watching your videos you're the kind of videos I can just sit and drink a beer and just chill the fun to watch

  • @HistoryHighwithLisaMarrie
    @HistoryHighwithLisaMarrie 7 лет назад +208

    I agree that is cruel and unusual punishment not to mention a waste of food and money. I'm sure no one eats that slop and individually there are enough ingredients to make a decent dish not to mention the cost in time and effort to create it.

    • @stripymccatpuss
      @stripymccatpuss 7 лет назад +30

      They do eat that slop as they get fuck all else when on punishment.

    • @nightdrifter01
      @nightdrifter01 7 лет назад +29

      thelmarrie my step brother spent alot of time in prison and when he was put into the hole all they got was a plate of this. It was either eat it or starve.

    • @HistoryHighwithLisaMarrie
      @HistoryHighwithLisaMarrie 7 лет назад +3

      New Anomaly Productions Starving doesn't sound so bad if that's the alternative and the fact they make it from leftovers makes it that much worse.

    • @agent475816
      @agent475816 7 лет назад +27

      But they are prisoners, the food has to be as horrible as possible. Disgusting, but just to keep you alive.

    • @hipolymerduck706
      @hipolymerduck706 7 лет назад +40

      You know agent, just because someone broke the law, doesn't make them a bad person. Treating prisoners like animals is what turns normal people into repeat offenders. It's really sad how Americans view their justice system, as if it were infallible. Every day there are hundreds of people being thrown in the fuck barrel, merely to supply prisons with cheap labor. You can't be human, and treat people like this at the same time.

  • @MichelLinschoten
    @MichelLinschoten 7 лет назад +13

    Hi there Larry
    I do not see this as a punishment, seems like you get all the essentials!
    Including the cleansing afterwards

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +8

      Ohh the smell and taste is punishment! LOL Thanks for watching!

  • @hicknopunk
    @hicknopunk 5 лет назад +12

    I think it needed some cinnamon, paprika and fish sauce

    • @ericdee6802
      @ericdee6802 4 года назад +1

      Hey, great idea. Some dippin sauce with that would be a great idea.🤔🤣

  • @ericwhitlow7364
    @ericwhitlow7364 7 лет назад +1

    Almost died laughing when you said eat it on the toilet!

  • @SmokyRibsBBQ
    @SmokyRibsBBQ 7 лет назад +27

    When I seen what it was called, my first thought was nutria rat, lol! The nutria rat may have made it better ;) Great video Larry, and you had me rolling with your humor!

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +4

      I heard nutria are tasty?!?! You ever try one Rus? I can guarantee you they taste better than this!! LOL! Thanks for watching!!

    • @jackhowland3737
      @jackhowland3737 2 года назад +1

      I'd eat a nutria before I'd eat that.

  • @orcslayer006
    @orcslayer006 7 лет назад +11

    The milk free cheese is probably so that it can be fed to lactose intolerant prisoners.

    • @alecwhatshisname5170
      @alecwhatshisname5170 7 лет назад +20

      orcslayer006 powdered... milk...

    • @orcslayer006
      @orcslayer006 7 лет назад +14

      They make a lactose free powdered milk too. Wolfe may have not used it, but it only makes sense that the prisons would, otherwise prisoners who are lactose intolerant really could submit that it's cruel and unusual punishment and force the prisons to give them other food.

    • @ozreality
      @ozreality 5 лет назад

      U think they care if ur lactose intolerant lmao ur clueless milk free cheese isnt cheese it's a way way cheaper substitute.

  • @mrmoncherz2574
    @mrmoncherz2574 5 лет назад +37

    That cheese probably has a shelf life of 100yrs 😂

  • @px30silver4ever
    @px30silver4ever 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for the recipe!! About to serve my kids dinner I hope they like it

  • @Agumon5
    @Agumon5 7 лет назад +129

    not all prisoners are bad ... sometimes they crossed powerful bad people and were set up to face the consequences.

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +43

      Oh geez it was an attempt at being humorous! Don't take me so seriously please! Thanks for watching!

    • @TarikMathis
      @TarikMathis 7 лет назад +3

      TheWolfePit your funny man, I love you

    • @TarikMathis
      @TarikMathis 7 лет назад +3

      +Jon Wukasch were you abused as a kid?

    • @TarikMathis
      @TarikMathis 7 лет назад

      +Tarik Mathis don't worry it's ok

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 7 лет назад +4

      How often does that happen?

  • @youtubeaholic2154
    @youtubeaholic2154 7 лет назад +39

    Who ever made the recipe was probably wearing a straitjacket too.

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +2

      LOL Thanks for watching!

    • @karrannewman4984
      @karrannewman4984 6 лет назад

      RUclipsaholic2 I have to agree with your comment as I was thinking the same!

  • @chinchilladivine81
    @chinchilladivine81 6 лет назад +2

    Oh, sweet lord! I’m making a batch of these, cover them with icing, maybe some sprinkles and leaving them on the doorstep of my enemies!

  • @davidgates851
    @davidgates851 3 года назад +1

    Funny vid Wolfe, entertaining and informative as always.

  • @Ralphie_Boy
    @Ralphie_Boy 7 лет назад +7

    *Hey Larry I see you found my first wife's recipe for an instant divorce, good for them in prison! LOL*

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +1

      LOL Thanks for watching Ralphie!

  • @catzanddogz7517
    @catzanddogz7517 7 лет назад +23

    Our local jail contracted out to a food prep company to make nutraloaves containing textured vegetable protein. The plan must be working as I overheard some homeless people say they will never come back because the jail food is so bad.

    • @harlanmcdiarmid
      @harlanmcdiarmid 5 лет назад

      catzanddogz

    • @Daswassuphomie
      @Daswassuphomie 5 лет назад +3

      Thats very sad .. Homeless people go to jail because they have no food.

    • @hexagonist23
      @hexagonist23 2 года назад

      @@Daswassuphomie Uh... what? How is being foodless a crime?

  • @karenbaird7402
    @karenbaird7402 3 года назад +1

    My coworkers who steal from the till will be receiving this at the next company pot luck
    LOL thanks for the recipe

  • @juanitamartin3082
    @juanitamartin3082 5 лет назад +1

    I'll be making this for my husband. Thanks for the recipe!!

    • @Smooshes786
      @Smooshes786 4 года назад +2

      Are you planning on him leaving ?🤣

  • @Carrigon
    @Carrigon 7 лет назад +31

    The raisins with the spinach and tomato paste would make me puke.

  • @janospergely3805
    @janospergely3805 7 лет назад +40

    I would tell them I have a gluten allergy!!!

    • @alexisrose3836
      @alexisrose3836 7 лет назад

      Janos Pergely seriously

    • @mikejarrett3297
      @mikejarrett3297 7 лет назад +21

      Or muslim, you get halal meat.

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes 6 лет назад +13

      I fucking _do_ have a gluten allergy! It's utterly fucked. Even glucose (made from wheat here) is enough to set me off, as does a bewildering array of other things. Found out about a year or two ago. Before then I had explosive diarrhoea and painful cramps several times a day, couldn't go anywhere without a toilet, shit myself more than once. For about 15 years. Probably had maybe 3 solid shits a year during that time.
      If I'm free of gluten I get better within a week, but if I get the slightest amount of contamination I get a week of the same shit. Even "gluten free" products make me sick. Cause they do stupid shit like use yeast extract, but forget that's made from beer from barley. Or grown on glucose or other gluten having garbage >.> Even distilled alcohol can do it! Now you would think that distilling would remove all protein and therefore gluten. Apparently not. Because apparently some distillers add some mash back to the distillate. And I have gotten sick from it (Kahlua, nothing else except the alcohol could have been the culprit, and it's "neutral grain spirit"). Whether it's cross contamination (probably) or the putting the mash back in I have no idea, but I'm kind of over it. I don't eat any processed anything now, but I still spend a depressing amount of time recovering from some mishap from something...

    • @miss_bunny9454
      @miss_bunny9454 6 лет назад +8

      its prison... they don't care. you eat what you get..

    • @fl4k71
      @fl4k71 5 лет назад +3

      @@miss_bunny9454 are you dumb or what? Some people with gluten allergy can die of it

  • @faithhouck2907
    @faithhouck2907 3 года назад

    Lol-this video is way to funny....
    Have watched it 5 times and I laugh each time! Way to go!

  • @rachelgee9954
    @rachelgee9954 6 лет назад +2

    In Canada there is a food like this sold at the store called VEGE-PATE.
    iT HA sunflower seeds in it and is eaten cold as a vegan pate.
    The dairy free cheez is also expensive and is sold under the brand DAIYA CHEEZ SHrEDZ.

    • @tylerh629
      @tylerh629 5 лет назад

      Wife eats Daiya. Its getting better.

    • @floyd2386
      @floyd2386 5 лет назад

      Thre's different brands of dairy free "cheese" out there. Daiya and Follow Your Heart are both pretty good, but quite pricey. Go Veggie on the other hand is freaking nasty, I tried their"cheese" slices, they were like plastic.

  • @terrysharing
    @terrysharing 7 лет назад +3

    Looks good to me! I like lots of flavors mixed together!

  • @CarlosGarcia-ij4yg
    @CarlosGarcia-ij4yg 7 лет назад +7

    Maybe a different green, a tastier bean, tomato sauce and ketchup instead of paste. and real cheese and milk. makes no sense. it would be cheaper and probably a little better.

    • @abigails8507
      @abigails8507 6 лет назад +2

      Carlos Garcia its prisoner food it shouldnt be good. This is a punishment lol

  • @siddo4ty4
    @siddo4ty4 7 лет назад +1

    This is the best commentary Ive heard in a long time. thumbs up! #stilllaughing

  • @dyingrexcat
    @dyingrexcat 6 лет назад +26

    They should just seperate the ingredients... it will be much better...

    • @thepuzzler3347
      @thepuzzler3347 6 лет назад +3

      What do you expect in America

    • @av0-cad03
      @av0-cad03 5 лет назад

      @@thepuzzler3347
      Your mom

    • @batrat18
      @batrat18 5 лет назад +7

      The point is that it's not supposed to be better.

    • @afenismama
      @afenismama 5 лет назад +3

      It's not supposed to be better, that's the point.

    • @tzermonkey
      @tzermonkey 5 лет назад +2

      [ Dying Cat ] This food is literally for punishment. In American prisons they are not afraid to “mess” with prisoners. These prison bureaucrats are only obligated to “feed you a nutritious meal.” You don’t have to like it. This meal is also kosher & halal. So the asshole terrorists or fundamentalists that misbehave can eat this. I’ve heard this gives you massive diarrhea, as well as tasting bad.

  • @KoolBreeze420
    @KoolBreeze420 7 лет назад +23

    I bet you forgot the ingredients that aren't mentioned like rocks and roaches that the prisoner cooks add in.I did my fair share of time and I once broke a tooth on a rock that looked like a kidney bean and there was once a very large roach on my plate needless to say I didn't eat that day. I have never seen this prison loaf so this must be an American thing and I bet there are roaches in the real deal maybe even mice and rat meat.

  • @HamMax444
    @HamMax444 7 лет назад +293

    Does anyone laugh at his jokes?

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +159

      I do/////

    • @onesexytan
      @onesexytan 7 лет назад +67

      So do I. He's funny lol.

    • @HamMax444
      @HamMax444 7 лет назад +32

      TheWolfePit So glad I'm not the only one!! This guy is hilarious 😂!

    • @HamMax444
      @HamMax444 7 лет назад +15

      onesexytan Yes he is!!

    • @HamMax444
      @HamMax444 7 лет назад +7

      Annabelle Lecter Ikr😂😂

  • @alberoDiSpazio
    @alberoDiSpazio 6 лет назад

    What it needs is a food processor for an even texture. Next are condiments like beef gravy, cheese spread, or dijon mustard.

  • @CattyMintgum
    @CattyMintgum 4 года назад +3

    whose 5 year old son came up with this torture-

  • @GoldplatedIronfist
    @GoldplatedIronfist 7 лет назад +13

    bro,are you and food wishes the same person?

    • @OakyToki
      @OakyToki 7 лет назад

      GoldplatedIronfist hahaha forreal

    • @OakyToki
      @OakyToki 7 лет назад +7

      GoldplatedIronfist he's lik chef john but the opposite

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад +3

      LOL No Thanks for watching!

  • @dickmaki3472
    @dickmaki3472 5 лет назад +3

    Lol when I was a kid we had gardens and they had spinach in them. So when I needed more strength I went down and grabbed a handful and chopped on it. Placebo young me thought it worked lol

  • @jeffreymontgomery4091
    @jeffreymontgomery4091 3 года назад +2

    Hello Wolf Pit!
    I love your sense of humor! You put a smile on my face and got me to laugh for the first time in weeks! I appreciate your vids and would love to subscribe. Wow that nutriloaf looked awful and I'm sure tasted like poo... Thanks for the share and info. Also keep in mind that ingredients you and other RUclipsrs are using to re create these nutriloafs are of fresh quality. In the prison system they use the cheapest ingredients that are often old and expired. Can you imagine this recipe or others made from barely edible ingredients to begin with? So these recreated versions probably taste better than the actual ones in real prison!

  • @TheSlenderschannel
    @TheSlenderschannel 6 лет назад

    if you put the brightness down and sit in a dark room and shake your phone slightly side to side when he puts the spinach it looks so cool

  • @hhjames9139
    @hhjames9139 7 лет назад +14

    I like canned spinach. I wonder if I am odd.

    • @greyeaglem
      @greyeaglem 7 лет назад +2

      I grew up eating canned spinach. We used to sprinkle vinegar on it. Now I prefer fresh or frozen, but I still eat canned once in awhile. I like it cooked in the same pan as a pork chop so it can soak up the pork juice.

    • @sharonzamarka3503
      @sharonzamarka3503 7 лет назад

      HH James canned spinach? Either cook it with a fatty protein like bacon or salt/pepper the hell out of it. Not too bad!🍴🌱

    • @noneyabusinezz6671
      @noneyabusinezz6671 6 лет назад

      My mom eats her cereal that way. She said milk wasn't readily available when she was a kid. So they used canned milk. I grew up upper middle class but my mom still ate her cereal with canned milk. Comfort food for her.

  • @MizMods
    @MizMods 6 лет назад +5

    I love fruit cakes :) they're amazing.

  • @marcush4741
    @marcush4741 3 года назад +1

    Honestly, that milk free cheese is probably there for b vitamins found in the nutritional yeast used to make it.

  • @alexisgrey3633
    @alexisgrey3633 7 месяцев назад

    'Piles of poop with peanuts in it!' cracked me up omg!

  • @richardbouska1504
    @richardbouska1504 6 лет назад +28

    Buddy you have the best video's ever!😀

    • @curtisc6768
      @curtisc6768 6 лет назад

      Richard Bouska are you fucking, serious? A POW, during nam, would have given their nuts for a fork full of this shit.

  • @xy9394
    @xy9394 5 лет назад +18

    When you get hungry enough, you end up eating it.

  • @jeffreymontgomery4091
    @jeffreymontgomery4091 3 года назад +1

    One other thing, I served in the Navy for 8 years, and on a boat (I was on an aircraft carrier) the Commanding Officer rules Supreme. He can dole out punishment under the UCMJ at Captains Mast as he sees fit. One of the harsher punishments was confinement in the brig and bread and water rations. I saw this punishment doled out first hand, as I was SSDF (security) as part of my duty on board. It literally is 6 pieces of stale 3-4 day old bread, and smelly, sometimes rust colored lukewarm water. That's it. He can prescribe this punishment for up to 5 days if I remember correctly. It is an old punishment harking back to the age of sail where a seaman could be flogged (whipped) to death at the captains command. Bread and water rations are considered cruel and unusual punishment here on dry land in today's more humane society. I found it interesting that a punishment from back in the 18th century survives into the 21st century. Oh and to top it off. It's not the bread and water that's the true punishment. It is actually the severe constipation the prisoner will endure over the next few days. It can be so bad, it can cause a grown man to scream in agony!!!

    • @porshprix4286
      @porshprix4286 3 года назад +1

      I would think if the bread were truly rotten and moldy diarrhea would be the problem. 😀
      Thank you for your service.

  • @CindyMcGuirk
    @CindyMcGuirk 3 года назад +2

    I've always wanted to see the recipe for that every since I first heard of it. Thank you! I wonder . . . what do they feed the gluten sensitive prisoners who are on nurtraloaf? Can gluten free bread be substituted or do they do anything at all for them?

  • @eriksojka8358
    @eriksojka8358 7 лет назад +7

    very funny! and your right I'd have to be next to a toilet!! its coming out top or bottom!

  • @stripymccatpuss
    @stripymccatpuss 7 лет назад +305

    Some skinny unwashed sanctimonious Vegans are probably tucking in to something like this and are just yumming it up.

    • @reluctantliar9146
      @reluctantliar9146 7 лет назад +6

      I eat good vegan food like oreos so I gained 20lb since going vegan, but I would totally eat it without the powdered milk, cheese, and raisins. I'd have it with some vegan red wine cake with cream cheese frosting. Recipes on my channel but it's just a box of chocolate cake mix and red wine mixed together and topped with a tub of cream cheese frosting- yes our food nowadays is so processed that it doesn't actually contain meat, dairy or eggs!

    • @stripymccatpuss
      @stripymccatpuss 7 лет назад +17

      Reluctant Liar I am amazed you have the energy to reply to this comedy comment.....well done, have something bland !

    • @ShaunaRose1111
      @ShaunaRose1111 7 лет назад +2

      It looks like a vegan meatless meatloaf 😒

    • @reluctantliar9146
      @reluctantliar9146 7 лет назад +14

      ***** Just to set the record straight, vegan doesn't mean yucky health food, it just means that there aren't animal products in it. I'll be sure to tell Oreo that you think they're bland. If you think vegans are deprived of protein, you're welcome to tell that to my biceps (also visible in my videos)

    • @sheriwilson701
      @sheriwilson701 7 лет назад +6

      Reluctant Liar Trotting out that old line about oreos? They say on their own site that oreos aren't suitable for vegans because there is cross-contact with milk.

  • @lennylenn4009
    @lennylenn4009 3 года назад +1

    Had to watch this TWICE 😂.. Because the first time watching i couldn't hear because i was laughing to much 😫😫😫

  • @johnpick8336
    @johnpick8336 3 года назад +1

    Had to look because I thought that I was watching a Townsends RUclips channel making Peminican
    (That 17th Century Survival food) !

  • @devondavies4372
    @devondavies4372 5 лет назад +3

    This is what my grandma had to eat in solitary confinement

  • @jakeb1078
    @jakeb1078 4 года назад +3

    I mean, all the ingredients separate don't seem so bad. Together, ehhhh.

  • @herculesinwyoming
    @herculesinwyoming 4 года назад

    Wow perfect recipie for a family gathering

  • @notAshildr
    @notAshildr 5 лет назад +1

    Honestly, I'd give that a try... I mean, what's there not to like?

  • @emiliano29171316
    @emiliano29171316 7 лет назад +4

    shout out to after prison show

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад

      JOE!

    • @emiliano29171316
      @emiliano29171316 7 лет назад

      ***** wait. You know who he is. You guys are totally different generas

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад

      Yep! Joe lives not too far down the road from me, we might be hooking up when I head down to my sisters. Did you share this video with him yet?

    • @emiliano29171316
      @emiliano29171316 7 лет назад

      Yes but I don't think he has seen it yet

    • @emiliano29171316
      @emiliano29171316 7 лет назад

      AfterPrisonShow​ hey Joe look at this video

  • @VinnySuccessJesusfam
    @VinnySuccessJesusfam 5 лет назад +9

    Lol I would eat that every day...awesome for weight lifting ..great energy and pretty nutritious...and you talk like they have far to go to use toilet lol

  • @wewantcorndogs
    @wewantcorndogs 6 лет назад +1

    prison food! i finally can cash in my bet that this channel would logically end up doing prison food sometime soon

  • @justinmartinez7410
    @justinmartinez7410 7 лет назад +1

    I remember this when I was in prison I got so skinny cause I just couldn't eat it along with other foods

  • @chazsteiner1372
    @chazsteiner1372 7 лет назад +4

    personally I think the humour is, well, funny! And wow, that nutra-loaf is disgusting. Luv the vids! Keep it up Wolfie!

  • @sassynj1264
    @sassynj1264 7 лет назад +8

    I'd shank somebody for a piece of cake right now. 😭😭😭😭

  • @prenticehyler9618
    @prenticehyler9618 6 лет назад +1

    Believe it or not I've had several of them in the past when you're hungry who gives a darn what it is overtime I became to enjoy it because it was all I had!!!!

  • @allenabbey2475
    @allenabbey2475 6 лет назад +1

    When I was a C.O. In Missouri back in the 90s nutriloaf was everything that was being served during each meal for that day including coffee and tea, desert, eggs, everything. Mmmmmmm

  • @ernoldbraun9033
    @ernoldbraun9033 7 лет назад +4

    This truly is SOS(shit onna shingle)..

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 5 лет назад

      Isn't that basically bread with beans on top?

  • @beareggers
    @beareggers 6 лет назад +74

    Not everyone in prison is a bad person. Some are only victims of oppressive governments and people who mean well.

    • @josephrodriguez3319
      @josephrodriguez3319 5 лет назад +12

      Mary Corder
      Not true, many plead guilty for a plea deal for a lesser sentence and to avoid trial.

    • @20502chris
      @20502chris 5 лет назад +2

      @Mary Corder Joseph is right

    • @batrat18
      @batrat18 5 лет назад +4

      The people forced to eat this shit are very bad people that have done very bad things. This video is about the food, not the people.

    • @bigwu100
      @bigwu100 5 лет назад

      Some are damn good people met guys doing time for DWI.not a little bit either 5 yrs.in texas is 5 yrs.no parole especially for DWI. I met David Crosby in Dallas county jail.didn't look to be a happy camper.

    • @WhiteSupreme
      @WhiteSupreme 5 лет назад

      Okay. Thanks for the pointless comment Mary Sue.

  • @jayusn-et2231
    @jayusn-et2231 3 года назад

    This must be one of the best "Crappy Videos" you've ever made! Loved It!

  • @fireantsarestrange
    @fireantsarestrange 7 лет назад +7

    Never seen you shake so much. Seems edible though. Better than starving to death in a prison camp. I once only had a can of tuna left in my stash pack and fried it up ... fried tuna? Yep. Tasted like the best thing i ever made..... until later. I tried it again and it was the worst thing i ever made... go figure. Seems that if your really hungry , you probably don't care what that crap tastes like. No I was camping... not in prison.

  • @LithKast
    @LithKast 6 лет назад +19

    all these comments saying prisoners deserve this kind of food. You realize that not all prisoners are terrible people. you have guys locked up for possessing weed as well as guys who murder other people.
    You still have to treat other human beings humanely. otherwise you are no better than they are. You want to lump all prisoners into the same boat and that's messed up.
    I'm not saying you should feed inmates fucking maine lobster and let them sip on expensive wines. However, you can make soups that are nutritious and cost way less than this piece of shit. Stop looking down on other people for poor life choices. the way these comments are going you'd think every person in prison is a child raping mass murdering terrorist who shanked their own mom for a dollar.

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 6 лет назад +2

      my jail cut back on their food budget we got served crap food, we threaten to riot, we got better food again

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 4 года назад +1

      Millions of wrongly accused innocent people as well. Anyone who has been in trouble knows they fuck you, their whole jobs is to get you in prison that's why even if you are innocence they force you to take some fake bullshit term, like they say you'll get life just take the deal and get 10 years even if you are innocent it doesn't matter they will still tell you that you'll be in jail forever dealing with court and they will still force you to take whatever bullshit deal they came up with.

    • @criptin4075
      @criptin4075 4 года назад +2

      Only the really bad behaving prisoners who are already in trouble and continue to misbehave are given this stuff. Your not going to get caught with a joint and get sent in for 90 days and have to eat this lmao...

  • @porshprix4286
    @porshprix4286 3 года назад +1

    Reminds me of something they give you in drug rehab or a homeless shelter to eat.
    "It's food eat it !"

  • @theryancorona
    @theryancorona 7 лет назад +1

    Your UFC jokes are hilarious! You're the best

  • @counterfeitfenty2414
    @counterfeitfenty2414 7 лет назад +3

    that loaf look like it has crayons in it

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 лет назад

      OMG!! LOL Thanks for watching!

  • @LadyHawke78
    @LadyHawke78 6 лет назад +3

    Whoa. I have all of this stuff in my pantry right now (including dairy-free cheese, but no dry milk...) I might have to try making this!
    It’s even vegan if you take out the milk powder.

    • @gc6096
      @gc6096 Год назад

      How was it?

    • @LadyHawke78
      @LadyHawke78 Год назад

      @@gc6096 - this was a while ago, but IIRC, it was dry. Didn’t taste terrible nor amazing. But yeah.
      Get some gravy for it or something.

    • @gc6096
      @gc6096 Год назад

      @@LadyHawke78 ok ty

  • @naisikras777
    @naisikras777 3 года назад +1

    I can answer the question of why this is given out. It’s not so much a punishment as a precaution. Inmates are generally put on food loaf when they have acted extremely band and could be potentially dangerous to other inmates or COs. Basically, on every cell there is a restraint slot where generally the worse inmates are given their trays of food and drinks. However, inmates can stick their arm out of the slot and prevent officers from closing the slot. This is dangerous because inmates can shoot spears, grab you, stab you or whatever. So in order to further prevent this, the “food loaf” is thrown in the restraint slot while the inmate is ordered to the back of the cell. This doesn’t require the inmate to interact with the officer. This is just one situation of why an inmate would be placed on food loaf, but you understand it’s not to be mean, it’s because the inmate has proven they are dangerous.

  • @logik316
    @logik316 6 лет назад +1

    Maybe chop up the ingredients a bit more to improve the texture.

  • @RocMegamanX
    @RocMegamanX 7 лет назад +5

    If this doesn't inspire people to want prison reform, I don't know what does.

    • @Pygar2
      @Pygar2 7 лет назад

      What we need is not reform; it is *avoidance*.

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes 6 лет назад +1

      You would think so, but no, it appears a large number of people are reactionary dickheads with no empathy or common sense. They never stopped to consider that the US has more people in jail that Stalinist Russia, more than any nation that has ever existed in any time, both as a percentage and a raw number. And that that is exactly because of the jingoist "tough on crime" and "war on drugs" bullshit that has been a feature of every election since the early 80s.
      It has gone so far into la la land as make it so *you can't even get a jury trial* anymore without risking at least tripling the time you will serve, and the vast majority of people accused of a crime for which prison is the penalty _don't_ get a trial. And it just practically HAS to be this way given the number of people being prosecuted BECAUSE THERE SIMPLY ISN'T ENOUGH COURTS, JUDGES AND LAWYERS to hold the trials! Not even close! There is enough to bring maybe 10% of criminal cases to trial. This is an indictment of the US justice system and near complete abrogation of due process!
      No, they don't care about this. They never consider that the intention of the founding fathers was that role of the government should be to stop people's rights from being infringed, not to regulate what substances they might want to consume, how they raise their children, conduct their businesses, or a thousand other things that the government has made itself now sole judge, jury, and executioner. They just want to scapegoat the "the bad people". They don't care that it doesn't help. Without even worrying to make sure that due process is in place to decide even if they have in fact broken the law at all. They just want to double down on the retardation that caused the situation in the first place.

    • @TheBanjoShowOfficial
      @TheBanjoShowOfficial 6 лет назад

      It makes them prefer to engage in a firefight with the police rather than have to consume nutraloaf lmao