*Every Time I Come here* "And boom !" "And Guess What" "pretty awesome huh?" "Le chek dis owwt" "Juss lyk dis/dat" "safety is number one priority" "welcome back to my laboratoraiyeeeeee" "pretty ez huh"
+Regal Panda I only ever run into that problem in restaurants. I would just take it out with my knife but I'll try the straw next time to see if its better. :-)
Robbie carter it actually gets stuck in the hole so no it cant float up..unless your using a very very tiny straw which is quite pathetic to use on a canned drink.
Paul Murrell l I have seen starving kids and it's the most depressing thing ever everyone deserves life you spoiled American. Go to Haiti or Sudan and let one of those innocent kids take your place here they deserve more than you
scott dang A necklace is a necklace ("ожерелье" in russian, "намисто" in Ukrainian), a chain is a chain ("цепочка" in russian, "ланцюжок" in Ukrainian), whatever size it is. Google all these words and you'll see the difference.
So not offensive, i'm totally not laying it thick with sarcasm. This is legit not offensive, not at all.... whatsoever, at all. No offensiveness whatsoever at all.... at all.
I find the Crazy Russian Hacker has the most entertaining accent . You can't help but enjoy his Hacks . Which are actually good , like this one . I found 2 definitely good uses for straws in it . Keep Hacken , Crazy Russian .
You can also slap the side of the ketchup bottle too. That also works. Since hitting the bottom of the bottle just loosens up the crusty ketchup at the bottom and then it resticks. Hitting the side makes the side ketchup slide out.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL PLASTIC STRAWS CUTTING THEM IN HALF lol guys don't judge SOME PEOPLE LIKE CHEWING ON PLASTIC STRAWS AND YOU CANT JUDGE THEM FOR WHAT THEY LIKE AND YOU DONT
the tab is actually for that, you are supposed to stick it through the hole though, thats why it has one instead of the much quicker make of a flat tab.
I will definitely put the bag clip hack to good use. Unlike chip clips, it's no big deal if they are accidentally tossed out. Also, if you snip a few small holes along the length of the straw whistle, you can play a tune on it like a grade school recorder. And using a bendy straw makes you look and feel like a saxophonist! Stylish sunglasses not included.
Great tips. I like the waterproof match survival pack, I just think you should seal one end, push the matches in strike side down and then apply heat to the end which is not as flammable to seal it.
Use one of those fat straws for your earphone cords. Run the cord, plug end first, thru straw. Double cord back on outside of straw by twisting around straw. Ear bud ends can be secured to straw by notching one end of straw and securing cord in notch. Is also good way to store ear buds for no tangle uses.
Just a tip for the water proof matches for pill idea. Take a straw and melt and clamp one side. Then insert one days worth of pills and heat and clamp straw about half an inch or one centimeter away. Repeat till straw is full of days for pills. Just use knife to open each section.
I loved the hack where you sealed the "lemons" in the ziplock bag!! Great idea! I am so glad someone is demonstrating all these hacks for us so we can see if they work :-) Thank you crazyrussianhacker! :-) This IS pretty awesome! :-)
Bro... For the coke one.... Just turn the opening clip all the way (vertical) and put the straw into the hole of the clip an then in the can. Love from Greece
Well I had a bunch of bags of straws ( probably hundreds of straws ) lying around and I found this video. .. now all I gotta do is cut my straw and make weird noises 😂😂😂😂
"It's open an there's no way to close it, it's going to go bad!" Hmm, if only humans had created a stretchy band that could keep things closed... Maybe it would be called a rubber band... Idk... lol
I always make weird little pouches for highly combustable materials using a lighter, but only when safety is not number one priority. Also, how do you open the thing?
The one with the matches is a good idea but you shouldn't have melted the other side of the straw. What if you don't have a knife in a survival situation? then you're screwed and have to make fire the harder way. Instead you probably should've cut half off the other straw, stuffed it on top of the first one then melted the end of the second straw. That way you could pull off the straw and access the matches at anytime.
actually you are suppost to put the straw inside on the hole on the thing that opens that can thats what its made for. but you can do that to if your straws dont fit in it
The ideas are very good and innovative... But we have to be quite careful while sealing the pocket with matches because even if one of the matches inside burns, it may make a whole mess and may also cause injury to us. Anyway it is useful and worth the effort. I liked the ziplock idea the best
The video you just did about water proof matches works but unsafe. When the straw is filled up with matches, you used fire to seal it up which as a result could accidentally light up the matches. You should tell your viewers, not show, but tell them that the matches must be facing the middle where fire wouldn't be a problem. Why I'm worrying about this? "Safety is the number 1 priority"
*Every Time I Come here*
"And boom !"
"And Guess What"
"pretty awesome huh?"
"Le chek dis owwt"
"Juss lyk dis/dat"
"safety is number one priority"
"welcome back to my laboratoraiyeeeeee"
"pretty ez huh"
"Whaddou you guiz zink"
oh he'll no I can't even fucken breathe
vat you vunna do
+AQ-Productions prity ausom huh ?
Haha true
Despite of what others commented badly about him, I still love him
What was your favorite Russian-pronounced english word in this video?
Mine was 'antibiotics'.
Mine was ''Boom''
Mine was :" En GeSS WeTT" 😁
"Lack it"
For me it was "le check dis ou
Boom ball the way 😂😂
yall laugh at him now but when the zombie apocolips comes hes gonna laugh at yall
*apocalypse
Isaiah McNeese but I didn't laugh I used it
@@benbenthescienceben5187 man, I know I'm 6 years late, but that joke went way over your head lol
"This is suck" died when he said that 😂😂
When did he say that?
6:47
Tom Oliver u got no chill smh hahah
Tom Oliver Bruh
Felt for it.. Lol
Who buys glass ketchup bottles? Just buy the plastic squeeze ones "boom" problem solved.
Lol
+Briana Williams hi
+GloSon Gloup um Hey
That was my question.
+Regal Panda I only ever run into that problem in restaurants. I would just take it out with my knife but I'll try the straw next time to see if its better. :-)
LOL Most anti-climatic moment......EVER! 4:42 XD
I know right! XD
Oops I farted
"If your straw is too long, Just cut it in half and stuff" OMG I"M DYING
+Kevin Tran imature
+matt Roostai y u do dis
+Dragon Girl immature* if you are gonna correct someone do it properly. 😝
Lemons...
FrimJay lol i noticed that too
Yeah..
***** He's Russian, smart one.
FrimJay Disrespectful.. if only you knew what its like to be a foreigner... He speaks very well coming from russia.. Stop making fun of him.. SMH
They're limes...
"My lemons"
* Is holding a bag of limes.
same
+Mohamed Hajjari oh thanks I guess??
4:10 you can put the straw in the hole..
It still floats up a little bit
Robbie carter it actually gets stuck in the hole so no it cant float up..unless your using a very very tiny straw which is quite pathetic to use on a canned drink.
Mahfuz Sheikh sooooo..... Why is everyone using straws on canned drinks anyway...... I never have....
I was just thinking that. I do that so my straw doesn't move so much but I guess that's the way he likes it.
***** the soda might harm your teeth so it's better to use a straw. Plus the can has touched a LOT of dirty things.
I thought I heard him say I'm going to make a missile out of a store
lmao
+Tyler Eller :p
+justin miller lol XD
When??????????
+Khamsing Sengmany 4:18
This is ridiculous! Keep up the great work!
Fleetpaws Thank you! :) I will do my best.. love all the support
Haha! No problem! Your videos make me happy ^^
GRAVITY FALLS
***** Aw yeah hack'n life like the matrix thanks man
Matt Hamilton Films I'm a dumbass?
The brown sugar bag trick is amazing!
who thought the thumbnail was pizza
Doesn't look anything like pizza to me...
Me
Fatass.
I thought it was straws. Jk
I did
I can watch this guy all day! BOOOOM!
BOOOOOOOM
Nice I'll use a lot of these keep up the good videos bro
Cody Stacy Thank you very much!!! :)
Hey guys I just started RUclips plz check out my channel and give me a chance thanks:)
Steve, id give you a tip. Put some more time into ur thumpnails, cause those make people wanna watch it.
HumanSlayer TM Yeah! I must always do it! Until i put thumbnails no seens
U are the best crazy Russian hacker
Hey Taras u have a really creative and ingenious mind!! Keep up the good work ...... :)
A kid in Africa could have eaten that ketchup bottle
A kid in Africa couldve eaten that comment...
And could've gotten cancer as a result from that.
Hanibalistic27 hahahaha child starving is funny hahaha. smh Americans
No wonder they're starving. They're over there eating glass bottles
Paul Murrell l I have seen starving kids and it's the most depressing thing ever everyone deserves life you spoiled American. Go to Haiti or Sudan and let one of those innocent kids take your place here they deserve more than you
Brilliant ideas! I especially like using straws to close the brown sugar bag and starws for survival supplies. Thank you for all your great ideas!
3:15
"My lemons just gonna last a lot longer."
As soon as you take your first sip from the straw in the can, the straw will no longer come up like that. BOOM.
HACKS for people that are poor
Baked Potato or people who dont want to use money when they can do a cheap alternative
Ethan H. I dont want to hang my jewelry on straws...
Ethan, you live off your parents money...
HaCkErZ931 You don't even own jewelry... It's not that you don't want to, you simply can't due to the lack of resources :P
The Field Medic so does Baked Potatoe, and probably yourself.
The Glass ketchup bottle was designed so you have to tap close to the thing part with your finger!
CRH the guy who calls necklaces chains
and limes lemons
And kazoos whilstles
scott dang In some languages a necklace is called the same as a chain, maybe it is the same in Russian and he is translating word for word
Fayrouz Hares You are right. Russian word "цепочка"(tsepochka) mean any kind of small chains and simple necklaces too.
scott dang A necklace is a necklace ("ожерелье" in russian, "намисто" in Ukrainian), a chain is a chain ("цепочка" in russian, "ланцюжок" in Ukrainian), whatever size it is. Google all these words and you'll see the difference.
I use the 2 straw method on my bag of Cornflakes, Doritos and other bags, thank for this great tip 😋 works like a gem.
Taras, the green lemons are called limes
No its called green lemon :c
He clearly dosent speak english as well as russian chill
He said limes at first
+ghostlands omg ur so clever. I mean who doesn't know what a lime is . thanks but this man doesn't need a silly English teacher.
Najib el kateb daamn bro who pissed in your Cheerios?
Captions: " now you wanna grab and knife or Jesus or whatever you have"
+ribbons1389 ikr
+ribbons1389 enable subtitles and put the video in 1:29 xD
''so use this tahoe to keep them from Tom Cullen
+ribbons1389 it said "iphone jesus" for me
+The1awesomeman1 he said "this is sealed VACCUMED..."
+AfterUseOriginal and you have carbonated sauna
Antibiuuuutics
6:30
Ikr
😂😂
"You know those expensive machin when you have to vacuum air and the food last longer"
Made my day
Wow I just found out that limes are actually lemons!
...
BWAHAHAHA
Yep, they're just green lemons...
Just found out
If the Apocalypse ever came, this guy would be owning it.
Who buys those kinds of ketchup?
Deezz nuts
Gotttem
Well, I have a Fhillipino ketchup bottle that is like that one.
+Jellean THATS RASICST IT IS FILLIPINO
Adrian Dimar I'm not racist, do you even know what racist means? Plus, I may apologize for spelling the word "Filipino" wrong. So calm down.
I'm so proud of you, Taras, you finally said your intro clearly! *Claps*
welcome back to my laboratoraiyeeeeee were safety is number one priority Le cheek dis owwt AND BOOOOOM juss lyk dat pretty awesome/ez huh
+Grace Ching No offense
So not offensive, i'm totally not laying it thick with sarcasm.
This is legit not offensive, not at all.... whatsoever, at all.
No offensiveness whatsoever at all.... at all.
You you forgot “tumbs up fo meh”
Suggar doesn't go bad, it just sticks more together the longer you keep it.
Those are definitely limes 😂
man I have seen this video like 10 times already I always find my self watching his vids over and over
its always like night time when I'm going to sleep
i thought when he was lighting the staw for the matches i thought the matches were gonna light on fire haha.
"What do you guys think." I think you're brilliant, man.
Anyone noticed he said lemons instead of limes
+Paris Nicole Chowed, they are green lemons.
Yup
all these hacks have helped me tremendously
My ketchup bottle just need some squese to get the ketchup out. Our bottels are made out of plastic. It is easier to get the ketchup out our country.
alfie cat I know :)
Jared Murray No, It's really good :)
mine is easier I just throw it on the ground :)
ILoveFoxes :3 hahahahaha
I find the Crazy Russian Hacker has the most entertaining accent .
You can't help but enjoy his Hacks . Which are actually good , like this one .
I found 2 definitely good uses for straws in it .
Keep Hacken , Crazy Russian .
hahaha like if you get it!?! "Put it in my mouth and blow" CrazyRussianHacker:2015
You can also slap the side of the ketchup bottle too. That also works. Since hitting the bottom of the bottle just loosens up the crusty ketchup at the bottom and then it resticks. Hitting the side makes the side ketchup slide out.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL PLASTIC STRAWS CUTTING THEM IN HALF lol guys don't judge SOME PEOPLE LIKE CHEWING ON PLASTIC STRAWS AND YOU CANT JUDGE THEM FOR WHAT THEY LIKE AND YOU DONT
I posted this one month ago, one like and no other comments??
You gotta be kidding me.
+Ashlyn Longley one comment
+Mirage of Rain two I meant
the tab is actually for that, you are supposed to stick it through the hole though, thats why it has one instead of the much quicker make of a flat tab.
Good info but it would have been better if entire video was just a Russian guy doing 7 lines of cocaine
if you want to make it easier you can just put the straw through the hole in the soda can tab by folding it back
yea, that's actually what it's for after you open the can
4:40 And now I put it in my mouth and blow!xDDDD
I will definitely put the bag clip hack to good use. Unlike chip clips, it's no big deal if they are accidentally tossed out.
Also, if you snip a few small holes along the length of the straw whistle, you can play a tune on it like a grade school recorder. And using a bendy straw makes you look and feel like a saxophonist! Stylish sunglasses not included.
I'm British.
K.
He's British
I'm kim k.
I'm a Dictator.
Team Shitpost K.
CRH's motto: "If you cant pronounce it, pronounce it quick and let your russian accent take over".
God: ''Well played, CrazyRussianHacker, well played.''
if it comes to zombies i would like to survive with this guy
Great tips. I like the waterproof match survival pack, I just think you should seal one end, push the matches in strike side down and then apply heat to the end which is not as flammable to seal it.
3:55 One step extra: stick the straw in the metallic loophole and then press it against the edge of the opened hole for extra security. :P
Use one of those fat straws for your earphone cords. Run the cord, plug end first, thru straw. Double cord back on outside of straw by twisting around straw. Ear bud ends can be secured to straw by notching one end of straw and securing cord in notch. Is also good way to store ear buds for no tangle uses.
Previous vid was no boom. This vid too much boom. It makes me happy
OMG! Your hacks are so cool! I'm about six seconds into the first video of yours that I've watched and I'm already about to subscribe!😄
I mean 20 seconds, but whatever!
Love this guy, his hilarious & kinda cute in a way, especially when he says boom hahaha
Look. this comment goes to all those people making fun of his accent. Turn on closed captions and just laugh till you drop. Trust me! Its worth it!
Oooh! I like the one about keeping the matches dry! Good work Sir!
Това с кока колата всеки, който гледа вашия канал от по-дълго време, го е виждал.
Just a tip for the water proof matches for pill idea. Take a straw and melt and clamp one side. Then insert one days worth of pills and heat and clamp straw about half an inch or one centimeter away. Repeat till straw is full of days for pills. Just use knife to open each section.
I loved the hack where you sealed the "lemons" in the ziplock bag!! Great idea! I am so glad someone is demonstrating all these hacks for us so we can see if they work :-) Thank you crazyrussianhacker! :-) This IS pretty awesome! :-)
I don't know how we would live if we didn't watch your life hacks..
thanks god for giving us the gift of the crazy Russian hacker .
Go to 1:20 and turn captions on omfg
3:15
"my lemons, just gonna last alot longer"
LOLLLLL
Bro... For the coke one.... Just turn the opening clip all the way (vertical) and put the straw into the hole of the clip an then in the can. Love from Greece
i like the camping stuff in the straw. you could also put seasonings in them
Well I had a bunch of bags of straws ( probably hundreds of straws ) lying around and I found this video. .. now all I gotta do is cut my straw and make weird noises 😂😂😂😂
"It's open an there's no way to close it, it's going to go bad!"
Hmm, if only humans had created a stretchy band that could keep things closed... Maybe it would be called a rubber band... Idk... lol
I have learned something in this video. STRAWS ARE AWESOME
That one with the bag of sugar was pretty damn cool!
I'm one forth Lithuanian! Love all the hacks videos!
on the last one you should light a match and put it in the straw before closing it. boom glowing stick.
"pretty awesome huh?"
"And boom!"
hahah you rock!
you could also put the straw in the hole on the soda can tap
1:18 "i got here 2 gold chains and they are both tangled together. It is socks"
I love how he lighted the straw when it had matches in it!!😂
1:53 the ketchup part had me dead ! 💀💀💀😂😂
I always make weird little pouches for highly combustable materials using a lighter, but only when safety is not number one priority. Also, how do you open the thing?
New SUBSCRIBER!!! Me and my husband are loving your videos!!! Have watched about 20 so far!
The match waterproof thing can be used as a travel hack. U can put toothpaste, hair gel, lotion, or mouthwash.
+Robert Hernandez ya its really helpful i do that a lot
The one with the matches is a good idea but you shouldn't have melted the other side of the straw. What if you don't have a knife in a survival situation? then you're screwed and have to make fire the harder way. Instead you probably should've cut half off the other straw, stuffed it on top of the first one then melted the end of the second straw. That way you could pull off the straw and access the matches at anytime.
somebody who can art, should draw how your house would look if you used as many of his hacks as possible in it
actually you are suppost to put the straw inside on the hole on the thing that opens that can thats what its made for. but you can do that to if your straws dont fit in it
The ideas are very good and innovative... But we have to be quite careful while sealing the pocket with matches because even if one of the matches inside burns, it may make a whole mess and may also cause injury to us. Anyway it is useful and worth the effort. I liked the ziplock idea the best
2:20 "it comes out pretty easily"
2:22 -nothing comes out-
Poor hacker "it socks huh?"
But
.....
I love your videos :D
The video you just did about water proof matches works but unsafe. When the straw is filled up with matches, you used fire to seal it up which as a result could accidentally light up the matches. You should tell your viewers, not show, but tell them that the matches must be facing the middle where fire wouldn't be a problem. Why I'm worrying about this? "Safety is the number 1 priority"
"Babe why did you put all of my amazing jewelry into ugly straws?"
-"CRH sai-..."
Nah.
And boom.
Great idea for the first one.
i told all of my friends about you and they all love your vids keep up the good work :)
Put the straw in to the hole (coke can) and push it a little to the left it keeps it from coming out of the can better
He said "Pretty Cool huh?" Like what Dave Hax says!
On the can one you can also take the tab down and put the straw in the tab hole
The survival waterproof matches thingy magigy seems really useful, thanks!
Melinda's ketchup! This guy knows what's up.