I know this is from 2019, but this song almost seems like it was 100% written for Milo Yiannopoulos when he started turning "straight" and living a "straight" life just recently.
I was shocked when I heard about it too, but he went full Catholic, divorced his husband, and prayed the gay away to stay relevant. He keeps a days-without-dick count up on his telegram.
We're just two straight guys. Having a straight time. 🤔Before you come 🤔I need to know if you got straight pride! I'm just a straight guy and I got a little straight pride. 🤨I know it's hard 🤨but I can always be your straight guy. Will you come with me, 😦keep me warm though out the late night?😧 Don't be afraid 😭everybody always cries their first time.😭
In the states it's referred to as 'Ookie Cookie'. It's a pretty gay act where a group of men masturbate with the goal of not ejaculating on to the cookie last. The last person to cum has to eat the cookie. It's something straight guys talk about happening in straight circles, but I don't think it's ever been a trend.
I keep listening to this song hoping it'll turn me straight I'm at my 35th replay and can now look at women without vomiting profusely, I consider that progress
the virgin "must let every know they are masculine" vs the chad "everyone can tell they are masculine despite them making out with the bros more than their girlfriend"
I feel the same listening to this as I did the first time I heard “sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania” aged 13. 😅 When is Robbie gonna go full Schofield?
The reason I support straight pride and white pride is because you don't have to be oppressed in order to have pride. That's like saying you have to get fat in order to exercise.
MATi bros I feel so good
This song is about me and Josh
Straight up
Josh is a real one for this, only real niggas listen to HMWH.
True
I know this is from 2019, but this song almost seems like it was 100% written for Milo Yiannopoulos when he started turning "straight" and living a "straight" life just recently.
what
I was shocked when I heard about it too, but he went full Catholic, divorced his husband, and prayed the gay away to stay relevant. He keeps a days-without-dick count up on his telegram.
@@epain the fuck lol
Y'all are underrated as hecc
Remember, everyone here exists thanks to a little dose of straight
Less than a teaspoon!
This is one of the greatest songs on the internet.
Thanks Jersh
You guys are so underrated.
Only Gigachads are allowed to listen to this.
I listen to it every morning
Wanted to like it but I thought it was better at 69 likes…
I'm a little femboi, and I'm not gonna listen too you >:3
You guys are fucking phenomenal.
Straight pride world wide
We don’t need straght pride but
Here’s the trade offer
You trade your straght rights and you can have a pride ok
@@Wolftamer-gp3bp heres my counter offer
we overtake all pridd
@@Wolftamer-gp3bp how about straights keep their pride and keep on clowning on troons and gays and you can cope seethe and dilate about it
@@Wolftamer-gp3bpcounteroffer
Get in the shower.
I edge to your music
3:30 to the end, I need more like this
One of the funniest songs on TDS
What's TDS?
@@aspiringdad5040 the dick show
@@aspiringdad5040
'The daily Shoah' a rightwing political/stream I haven't seen it for years but Mike Enoch and morrakiu are pretty funny
@aspiringdad5040
TDS is the Dick Show
It's Ram Ranch but straight ;)
Straighter than boofpack
Can’t stop listening to this
Only listened six times today. Normal Pride?
Straight Pride.
This channel is criminally undersubbed.
Best song I ever heard on the show. Shit's so great.
That Guy Heaven deep cut 👌👌
🥛💪👌
Why does this not have more views?
This shit is so good
No doubt the best song from TDS.
But that doesn't really do it justice. It's a good song period.
ITS REALLY BEEN THREE YEARS!>>>???
Nick Fuentes anthem
I was just watching him on kiwi farms sperging out
Based
We're just two straight guys. Having a straight time. 🤔Before you come 🤔I need to know if you got straight pride!
I'm just a straight guy and I got a little straight pride. 🤨I know it's hard 🤨but I can always be your straight guy.
Will you come with me, 😦keep me warm though out the late night?😧
Don't be afraid 😭everybody always cries their first time.😭
Such a great bass line
Thank you Dick for introducing me to these guys!
me too
Very catchy, never felt so strait in my life !
Amazing.
I think the dick show should be a segment to HMWH's songs. You're better than Dick, bois.
Nice.
The Bread Circus sent me and now I’m fucking here, the warlock approves my friends and the dude abides
I too am a straight man.
This is gold
nice world peace referance
Thank you so much WATP
Straight as an arrow.
What is “eating bisuits soggy?”
I'm imagining it's a reference to the the old "limp biscuit" frat hazing game involving group ejaculation and a cracker
In the states it's referred to as 'Ookie Cookie'. It's a pretty gay act where a group of men masturbate with the goal of not ejaculating on to the cookie last. The last person to cum has to eat the cookie. It's something straight guys talk about happening in straight circles, but I don't think it's ever been a trend.
Official #superstraight anthem 🧡🖤
Oh god i though this was bad enough but no the transphobes are here
@@Wolftamer-gp3bp D I L A T E
@@Wolftamer-gp3bp lol you really are a cope seethe and dilate kind of troon
@@Wolftamer-gp3bp Respect the man's sexuality bigot
@@Wolftamer-gp3bp yikes, that's a little SuperStraight-phobic
didn't your mother teach you it's not okay to make fun of people's sexuality?
And here I thought Friends by Ween was my favorite Gay Club Song...now I got Straight Pride!
Doing some kickers and twisters to this 🥛💪👌
Who are these podcasts
please tell me they're just chads, please...
I keep listening to this song hoping it'll turn me straight
I'm at my 35th replay and can now look at women without vomiting profusely, I consider that progress
Time for Ireland to have one
I'm a straight guy
the virgin "must let every know they are masculine" vs the chad "everyone can tell they are masculine despite them making out with the bros more than their girlfriend"
This has some Trevor Moore "The Gays Got Married" energy to it
but like, x200
Lol, I haven't expected that song is gonna be ironic
i swear i'm not gay
Me neither bro want to chat and lift?💪🥛😷👌
@@andrewlaco1776 As long as there's no straight chicks interfering with our straight plans
@@christopherramos2009 somehow women always cock it up.
I got an ad for biktarvy (meds for HIV) when I clicked on this video
I like this song. Expect i'm a GiRl
ReEEEEEEEEEEEE
I just realized that HMWH is like the un-cucked version of NSP
nice show
I feel the same listening to this as I did the first time I heard “sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania” aged 13.
😅
When is Robbie gonna go full Schofield?
can we get an instrumental of this, not saying this version's bad or anything it's quite amazing but the instrumental would be pretty good.
Thanks man, you can get instrumentals of all our tracks at patreon.com/hmwh
The chair is against the wall. John has a long moustache. He's totally straight though...
Take that gay agenda.
Very FotC inspired.
This was a great birthday present for me 🎁🍆
This the gayest song I've ever heard
That can't be, he's a straight guy.
Been listening to dick since beginning of biggest problem this was the first fan song I actually liked. Well done.
My thumbs up has been changed to a thumbs down multiple times… maybe my iPhone 14 pro is just too out of date so my bad
Lol
This a cover right? But of what song?
your life story
@@vystaz bazinga
californication is in there a little bit
but it's not a total cover
The reason I support straight pride and white pride is because you don't have to be oppressed in order to have pride.
That's like saying you have to get fat in order to exercise.
But do the straights need pride and support
@@Ocelot_Growl it doesn't matter if they need support. They can still have pride either way.
@@tiddeetyrannical3083 what’s the point of it? LGBTQ people have pride to try get basic human rights.
@@Ocelot_Growl That's not the point of the straight pride parade.
@@tiddeetyrannical3083 then what is
With, lmao. We're doomed.
I’m still gay
How? This is such a 100% completely fully entirely straight song, how didn't it convert you?
@@utzius8003 I have no idea. I guess girls are too pretty :)
@@utzius8003 that’s because straght pride is pointless
@@Wolftamer-gp3bp
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I do not know
It is still a terrible song
what didn't you like about it, bret?
These types of songs are the same. Like “ it’s raining men”. I did not like that one either. Just my opinion
@@bretdorton Your opinion is fucking trash. Just my opinion.
@@vanbeekster great now we can agree to disagree. Life is full of it😄😄😄😄😄. Get use to it.
Go to Greenland f slur
Beautiful