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  • Опубликовано: 12 фев 2024
  • Valentines Slay. - Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official RUclips channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
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Комментарии • 135

  • @lexxwhite747
    @lexxwhite747 4 месяца назад +72

    Ahhh valentines. The international day of recognition for cupid stunts.

    • @daviddonald9738
      @daviddonald9738 4 месяца назад +1

      Or recto verso! 😅

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras 4 месяца назад

      ​@@daviddonald9738
      Look up
      "Spoonerisms"
      Do u know these peep'ole?
      Wick Dodd
      Killy Sunt
      Rrr
      Ewe
      hitme wooston ?

    • @karensykes7778
      @karensykes7778 4 месяца назад

      ​@@daviddonald9738😂😂❤😂❤😮ui967⁷7😅😅😅

    • @adammm3259
      @adammm3259 4 месяца назад

      This guy actually encouraged people to take the Poke!! The people remember!!!!!

    • @CJ-ft9yo
      @CJ-ft9yo 4 месяца назад

      That took me 3 seconds!

  • @tarekzaghloul8722
    @tarekzaghloul8722 4 месяца назад +52

    Since I've started watching Jimmy, nothing else even compares to the laughs he gives me 😂

    • @PhreekPestilence
      @PhreekPestilence 4 месяца назад

      Bill Burr is solid too mate

    • @jerryjungle5717
      @jerryjungle5717 4 месяца назад +1

      But once you've heard the jokes, you've heard them.
      Once is enough.
      This Wayne Carr 😂
      has milked them dry.

    • @UnholiestJedi
      @UnholiestJedi 4 месяца назад

      What else has he been giving you?

    • @gregkral4467
      @gregkral4467 4 месяца назад

      not even the mirror? hehe, I agree, Jimmy has such a subtle humor.... love all the ..... inuendo, or is it spelled inyourendo.

  • @prii_das
    @prii_das 4 месяца назад +13

    I've just spent my valentine's day watching Jimmy. best valentine's day ever !!!

  • @SubtleSpell
    @SubtleSpell 4 месяца назад +11

    As someone who has recently been broken up with after a long-term relationship, I really appreciate this, Jimmy.

  • @s.o.s.exploration2412
    @s.o.s.exploration2412 4 месяца назад +28

    Jimmy Carr's comedic personality is explained in the very first segment. Seemingly sweet in the beginning, then straight into the sour. Lmao! 😂

    • @jasonnewby4908
      @jasonnewby4908 4 месяца назад +1

      He's like a walking Sour Patch Kids commercial

  • @dondoodat
    @dondoodat 4 месяца назад +38

    Valentine's Day is fine for couples, but I think there should be a day to celebrate being single too.
    I was thinking maybe Palm Sunday........?

    • @suru2774
      @suru2774 4 месяца назад +4

      😂

    • @dhcgvvchnchb1161
      @dhcgvvchnchb1161 4 месяца назад +4

      Trying to be Jimmy 😂 Good joke

    • @-_James_-
      @-_James_- 4 месяца назад +4

      That's every day, isn't it?

  • @gongoozleriam9783
    @gongoozleriam9783 4 месяца назад +2

    I want to see you live in America someday. I looked at the tour dates and looks like definitely not this tour, but I’d still love for it to happen in the future.

  • @gregkral4467
    @gregkral4467 4 месяца назад +6

    Canadians like doggy sytle...... so they can both watch the hockey game during.

  • @DabeJim
    @DabeJim 4 месяца назад +6

    Muy oportuno, gracias, Jimmy!

  • @user-yc9pj4dy6k
    @user-yc9pj4dy6k 4 месяца назад +1

    I need a valentines

  • @konrad7492
    @konrad7492 4 месяца назад +2

    Thank You Jimmy

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 4 месяца назад

    Great collection!

  • @karinbarger9192
    @karinbarger9192 4 месяца назад +1

    I guess these were all bits and pieces from the past, but as I hadn’t ever seen him other than hosting “8 Out Of 10….”, I absolutely loved this!

  • @mr-gummi
    @mr-gummi 4 месяца назад +2

    Just bought tickets to see you in Portland, can't wait!

  • @johnmanning5568
    @johnmanning5568 День назад

    The funniest part is at 24min 14 sec after Jimmy says to the lad about his girlfriend “I’m not going to swap if that’s ok” and people actually turn around to see if she really is ugly!

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 4 месяца назад

    A bulldog eating mayonnaise 😂

  •  4 месяца назад

    Love you Jimmy

  • @mateowannacomedyremasterz6605
    @mateowannacomedyremasterz6605 4 месяца назад

    This is going to be so fun to watch on Redbar =D

  • @reggiebhorrorbaker1650
    @reggiebhorrorbaker1650 4 месяца назад +2

    Lov jimmy carr jokes 😊

  • @KrugerFS
    @KrugerFS 4 месяца назад +1

    Why is your show so expensive in South Africa. Keep up the good work Jimmy,

  • @justmathew
    @justmathew 4 месяца назад +1

    "All round the world"... Whilst not a tax haven, Mauritius is still a lovely place to visit...

  • @DJF1947
    @DJF1947 4 месяца назад +3

    I long thought that GSOH stood for, 'good salary, own home'. Guess I'm just a cynic.

  • @user-yc9pj4dy6k
    @user-yc9pj4dy6k 4 месяца назад

    Amen

  • @AudriaOdom-fr2zs
    @AudriaOdom-fr2zs 4 месяца назад +1

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣😂☠🔥 yep, you got the jokes🤗💛🤣😂☠🔥👏👏👏👏👏

  • @user-yc9pj4dy6k
    @user-yc9pj4dy6k 4 месяца назад

    I've been single since I left California

  • @carrigancooper9562
    @carrigancooper9562 4 месяца назад +6

    Jimmy Carr is amazing at reading cards to the audience

    • @shaunrobertson1064
      @shaunrobertson1064 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah. But most of it is sharp responses and a few are set ups. Does it matter. He is smart as fork.

    • @teresatv9209
      @teresatv9209 4 месяца назад

      Just go away then sad sack!

  • @barryjacobs8524
    @barryjacobs8524 3 месяца назад

    He’s great isn’t he. 😊

  • @cas5936
    @cas5936 4 месяца назад +2

    He speaks so fast and with the accent...sometimes it's hard to understand him...my bad.😂

    • @keepitreal1547
      @keepitreal1547 4 месяца назад +2

      It's because he's British & speaks real English.

  • @SadDrake13
    @SadDrake13 4 месяца назад

    Distraction is such a better show than Sex and the City! Good onya, Channel 4!👍👍👍

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras 4 месяца назад +1

    That's
    What
    They're
    For
    🤯😵‍💫😵

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 4 месяца назад

    Gargle

  • @xAlLeNt21
    @xAlLeNt21 4 месяца назад +1

    seeing Jimmy's progression over the years makes me wonder if coke is as bad as my school teachers say

  • @user-yc9pj4dy6k
    @user-yc9pj4dy6k 4 месяца назад

    Now im las vegas waiting to be abducted by my cult

  • @harper7509
    @harper7509 4 месяца назад

    You're gonna give back what you stole too

  • @simonrodgers8902
    @simonrodgers8902 2 месяца назад

    Did anyone call the number for the incurable romantic?

  • @terryallan235
    @terryallan235 4 месяца назад

    Agreed. I'll watch Jimmy over a thick steak with the fat on.

  • @user-yc9pj4dy6k
    @user-yc9pj4dy6k 4 месяца назад

    I miss my real baby daddy's

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras 4 месяца назад

    9:15~9:21
    That's an accomplishment
    And a horrible image

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 4 месяца назад

    Spiderman

  • @gregkral4467
    @gregkral4467 4 месяца назад

    wonder if anyone still uses the clapper to switch on their lights. Bet sex in that room makes it look kinda haunted.

  • @josephrankin9406
    @josephrankin9406 4 месяца назад +1

    ...Shake it about a bit and I'll tell you...

  • @user-mk1es1ok7x
    @user-mk1es1ok7x 4 месяца назад +1

    Sometimes I feel a bit like a bell end

  • @AQUASURF
    @AQUASURF 4 месяца назад

    Jimmy if you read this... You look ill mate and many people including myself are concerned you are actually ok. Wishing you all the best mate with whatever you may be going through.

    • @planningpersonlaidbackdeep1273
      @planningpersonlaidbackdeep1273 4 месяца назад

      All the jimmy carr valentine clips are from years ago. Hes been open about having surgery recently. Ive seen recent podcast interviews and he looks great.

    • @kirstenweir633
      @kirstenweir633 4 месяца назад

      a lot of these are old and whether it's old or new he doesn't look ill. He's had a little surgery which he's openly talked about and he's lost weight which again he has talked about (like when he said about adding more grey to porridge)

  • @russ8544
    @russ8544 4 месяца назад +7

    Jimmy "anti woke" Carr is a breath of fresh air, met him in St Tropez a few years ago with his partner, sat around the marina, they appeared at peace with the world, and he was totally approachable, and a true gent.
    Let's make sure that Jimmy is protected by the British public, we need more like him.

  • @user-dj7lm9dn1k
    @user-dj7lm9dn1k 4 месяца назад

    Write some new material already !

  • @moron821
    @moron821 4 месяца назад

    yeah well done reusing all thisold stuff

  • @fromalandfarfaraway4192
    @fromalandfarfaraway4192 4 месяца назад

    I enjoy Jimmy’s humor, but new content would be nice.

  • @suru2774
    @suru2774 4 месяца назад

    3rd comment

  • @ScienceSupersedesFaith
    @ScienceSupersedesFaith 4 месяца назад +97

    In this annoyingly woke-vegan world we need people like Jimmy!

    • @meht43-BringitBadger
      @meht43-BringitBadger 4 месяца назад

      Clown alert activated

    • @30daymissionman
      @30daymissionman 4 месяца назад +36

      So you are pro animal abuse ?

    • @heypachalive
      @heypachalive 4 месяца назад +48

      don’t forget about conservative and religious snowflakes who try to cancel every other person that takes the piss.
      comedy, as jimmy has said, takes the big scary thing and puts it on the ground for all to laugh at.
      this is often the status quo and long-standing institutions - and those who align with more traditional lines of thought often find themselves the subject of ridicule and lash out at anything they perceive as novel or progressive.

    • @478AB92
      @478AB92 4 месяца назад +13

      I'm vegan but not woke

    • @markdudnyk5779
      @markdudnyk5779 4 месяца назад +30

      I mean, Jimmy is pretty much a liberal

  • @dave-huston-dublin
    @dave-huston-dublin 4 месяца назад

    Will he now apologise to the vaccine injured.

  • @MadHatter91
    @MadHatter91 4 месяца назад

    Is it just me but the girl who said is it in yet have a big nose.....

  • @orriblecol6587
    @orriblecol6587 4 месяца назад

    me and my partner went and saw jimmy live and was disappointed did not even do his signature laugh will never pay to see him again