Let's Play Um Jammer Lammy! Stage 5: You Said Anything, Didn't Ya?
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
- Um Jammer Lammy
Stage 5: Power Off, Power On!
Paul Chuck,
the owner/operator of Chuck's Custom Guitars and Urban Forest. A beaver who doesn't have time for jokers, Paul is constantly selling his guitars as fast as he (and his clients) can create them. Carrying the tradition of irresponsible instructors, he will allow any desperate young girl a chance to wave a chainsaw around, and if she's cool enough, without supervision!
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In 15 minutes she...
Put out a fire, Worked at a daycare, Flew a plane, made a guitar, and died and came back
James Perez and all she got to do was play at a concert
Or get launched to an island in the U.S.
(She also had a dream in which foreshadowed all of this)
What true speedruners are
Meanwhile Parappa crashed his dads car, made a cake and took a shit and he gets a whole party celebrating how cool he is
How parappa solves problems :he believes in himself
How lammy solves problems : imagine something is a guitar
hallucinate with casinos
she *believes* something is a guitar 🤭
How I solve problems:
cry in the corner.
@My guitar is in my mind!”
“YOURE HOLDING A KNIFE PUT IT DOWN”
@Theoneeyethatstaresatyou7244 *casually comits a mass murder with a knife-guitar*
"Anything?" *eye twinkle*
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...
"You said anything didn't ya?!" *evil laughter with a creepy camera angle*
....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
+Ally Gator Animator I NEED AN ADULT
lol
thank you its from this stage but you have to pause very quickly before it goes away
AHHHHHHHHHH HELP GO AWAY part missing
N O W P U T T H E S E K I D S T O S L E E P W I L L Y A
I love how the tree changes size depending on the camera angle, for visibility. Really cool yet subtle effect.
Yeah agreed
'implied murder is fine, but deforestation is a big no no!' -the censors, probably
There are some people who are really serious about trees
Or rape.. ya know thats fine too
This but unironically
@@joyunderhiswings I mean she already gave consent. She did say ANYTHING
@@TundraBeats_ under the law that isn't consent
note to self: never use joe chin's chains
+Space Trenton for them
+Space Trenton for them
no
Jammin, hard slammin, loud bangin
Mr. Skeltal rockin rollin all night long
*- destroys several dozens of cars in the car park with the plane*
*- lands and jumps out of the vehicle*
*- drops some coins into the parking meter*
Marcell Izidor Cellavy Well, she’s following the law.
priorities
GTA V Online be like:
At least she's good for an hour
"Perfect Landing."
-Videogamedunkey
Man, I would pay so much for a new Lammy game. There's just something about the members of Milk Can that's crazy endearing/charming.
Well the actress for Katy died in 2016
Spy Tf2 :
Leave it to, llamy!!
@@luigi5983that’s so sad 😭 may she rest in peace.
Same! Still in 2025!
guy: you said anythign didn't ya?
lammy: yes! anything!
me: *dirty brain activated*
Oh my....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did you post such a cursed comment
@@alccoderonscratch7909I would only marry my daughter if she is not ugly or if her mother was one of these women
Also If I have multiple daughters I'm going to move to the Solomon Islands and get married to them all especially if their mother is either
Selena Gomez (especially Selena Gomez), Jenna Ortega, Britney Spears, Megan Fox, Kylie Jenner, Dua Lipa, Nelly Furtado, Bebe Rexha, Katy Perry, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Milla Jovovich, Ever Anderson, Maddie Ziegler, McKenzie Ziegler, Lana Del Rey, Emma Roberts, that chick who plays Cate in Gen V, Chloe Grace Moretz, Billie Eilish, Margot Robbie, Fergie, Charli D'Amelio, Dixie D'Amelio, Mariah Carey, Nico Parker, Rihanna, Afro-Chinese singer Zhong FeiFei, Nicki Minaj, Ice Spice, Madison Pettis, Hailee Steinfeld, Adriana Lima, Zendaya, Liz Cambage, Naomi Osaka, The wrestler Nikkita Lyons, Justina Valentine, Britney Spears niece, Aaliyah if she was still alive, Bill Gates daughter, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Iggy Azalea, Fallon Bowman, Jamie Lynn Spears, Abigail Breslin, Angelina Jolie, Her Daughter Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Demi Lovato, Kat Dennings, Zoë Kravitz, Heidi Gardner, Chloe Fineman, Kristen Stewart, India Eisley, Katrina Bowden, Emma Stone, Cecily Strong, Scarlett Johansson, Gwen Stefani, Amanda Seyfried, Kate Upton, Kat DeLuna, Samara Weaving, Kaitlyn Dever, Eva Mendes, A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader as long as she's not ugly or British, Miley Cyrus, Alyssa Milano, Camilla Cabello, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Alisha Lehmann, Ellen Page if she wasn't crazy, The wrestler Zelina Vega, The wrestler Gigi Dolin, Halle Berry, The wrestler Liv Morgan Samantha Robinson, Jacqueline MacInnes Wood, Paz De La Huerta, Erin Moriarty, Debby Ryan, Sasha Obama, Malia Obama, Vanessa Bayer, Lada Lyumos, Doja Cat if she wasn't racist and a Satan worshipper, Lizzo if she wasn't obese, Kristen Wiig, Ashley Tisdale, Ronda Rousey, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lawrence, Jane Levy, Any chick who is 6'5 or over and isn't ugly or British, Meghan Trainor, Billie Lourd, Anne Hathaway, SSSniperWolf, Lauren Cohan, Dove Cameron, Natalia Kills, Peyton List, Sofia Vergara, Karen Gillan, Kate McKinnon (I know she's lesbian), Bella Thorne, Hayley Orrantia, Emma Watson, Hayden Panettiere, Anastasile, Jenna Dewan, Lea Michele, Jennifer Stone, Victoria Justice, Jeanette McCurdy, Miranda Cosgrove, Jessica Alba, Ali Larter, Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Kobe Bryant's daughter Natalia, Lizze Broadway, Beth Behrs, Reneé Rapp, Avantika Vandanapu, Bebe Wood, Ariel Winter, Eva Mendes, Nina Drama, Paris Hilton if she wasn't racist
It should be noted some of these women I don't even find that attractive such as Zoe Kravitz, Alisha Lehmann (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Beyonce (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Naomi Osaka, Amanda Seyfried (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Paz De La Huerta (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Zendaya (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Ronda Rousey(Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Jenna Dewan (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't) but I still would anyway
M..
This is the most underrated character in all of Parappa history.
Who Chuck or Lammy?
@@smokugoku most likely chuck, lammys already highly known by the community
@@morocconatoad He is one of the most underrated teachers, even Yoko is more famous
The girl group was so badass
Chuck is based. Too bad we won’t be getting clarification.
This is the most fitting voice for a beaver.
Thats a woodchuck
K It’s the most fitting voice for a woodchuck then
@@goodbye8998 He calls himself a beaver in the MilkCan album version of this song.
Admittedly, if someone came into my guitar store looking for a guitar with "reclining seats, power steering, and dual airbags", I'd accuse them of being a joker too.
“You wanna know how I got these SCARS?”
So...
Lammy going to Hell is a no-no
Lyrics about chopping down trees, angels and devils is a no-no
But, Lammy begging to do "anything" to get a new guitar but then almost getting killed by this beaver dude is ok?
Uhhh ye
He wasn't going to kill her...
@@TundraBeats_ d o n t 0_0
@@TundraBeats_ P O L I C E
Lammy: Oh My Guitar Is My Mind..
Lammy: Leave It To Lammy!
*Fingers Cut Off*
Lammy: *Screams*
Funky if that happened. Lammy would be sweating with any bad word she could think of.
The timestamps that make it up:
2:14
1:54
That chainsaw could have very well sent Lammy to hell earlier than she expected. But no, she has to die to a banana peel to maintain a safer rating. If the chainsaw did kill her, the Eastern versions of the game would be at least T for teen, and in the U.S, probably barreling towards or just barely M for Mature.
Don't cut fingers off! It's a mind!
How exactly does one find themselves in a situation where there's a casino in their hair...?
At the same that there is I casino in there chair maybe?
Zelkiiro tiny toy casino
Theres a casino here, and a casino there, so why not?
Maybe it’s Guru Ant’s Casino
Dojo,casino, it's all in the hair!
This is the most fitting voice for a woodchuck.
I THOUGHT I SAID I DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR JOKERS
A Ferret *jokes*
Uh uhh sorry I- i just wanted to move on
I didn't mean to be a joker
@@thrashmobin6235 **scoff** Oh yes you did!
If this was a guru ant stage: Turn your chainsaw on or whatever aight? Better make it quick.
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- Yeah, that's it! The guitar is on my mind!
*Proceeds to handle a chainsaw like an electric guitar
*Lammy ends up joining Black Sabbath
i wonder how she does it without her fingers getting cut off 😂
Does anyone else find it weird that when lammy starts going "I'll do anything, please!" she already gets on her knees with her hands on the table and stuff? I have the slight feeling tis isn't the first time she was that desperate.
br
that bear said: anything?
so yeah. an sexual joke.
@locogrunt3012 not falling for that whooosh, thanks very much.
she was blushing hard too
@locogrunt3012 not falling for it. If you have internet, you can look it up.
"WE SURE MADE A GOOD GUITAR"
"I did all the wo"
"I THOUGHT I SAID I DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR JOKERS!"
Girlfriend: I'm leaving you
Me: I thought i said i didn't have time for jokers
Girlfriend: I'm sorry i just wanted to move on
@@TundraBeats_ Wow Wow
7:34 leaves lammy alone to cut the tree
9:20 we did a great job
Me: wtf, its not fair
4 minutes to play stage with chop chop master onion
3 minutes to put out a fire
5 minutes to put out a plane...
3 minutes to cut down a tree and make a guitar
what the fuck is with time in this game i wonder
>5 minutes to put out a plane
Put out a plane?
Its just 1 minute to cut down a tree and make a guitar
Im extremely late, but a common theory is that the only songs that actually happen are stage 6 and 7, and all the others stages just happen without any singing involved, that would KINDA explain it
the guitar riff in this was always so sick to me as a kid, still is. the music in this game was very well written
“Please? I’ll do anything!!”
“ANYTHING?”
uh oh
LAMMY NO DON'T DO IT
I wamt to die
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Wamt
@@UniEvolute Yes, wamt
Leave it to Lammy ;)
America: hmm. A chainsaw with flames painted on it and the words 'bite me' are written on it... Meh, its kid friendly. But what's this? Chopping down trees? BANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANANA
I call BS
+TheLuigi755 Americans prefer an "psycho" trying to kill Lammy, or at first reference rape, even though that's not what the scene was Implying.
'Cause, 'Murica, fuck yeah.
...BANANA
Jp/pal
100th like, welcome to America.
"Come on and get down, way single one down".... That ALWAYS got me as a kid when playing this, was so confused. Your channel cleared that confusion up, young me thanks you.
1:47 the scene really makes me think what she was willing to do for a cool guitar, like did you see her face before She got scared?
"NEVER USE JOE CHIN'S CHAINS FOR THEM!!!" i love that! XDD
My favorite lyric of the song!
It actually adds foreshadowing for the Parappa section of the game where that ad is shown off!
1:35 after she said that i thought this level was gonna be wayyyyy different
they realized that they're making a rated e game
Just spotted a DOOM sound, the bear used one of the Zombie alert sounds, even though DOOM has nothing to do with Um Jammer Lammy. c:
diinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Might be a stock sound.
in where?
DOOM Jammer Lammy
GEEK
At 3:18, that's when it gets so confusing cuz my hands mix up the R and L and my brain just stops remembering where the triangle, square, and x and o buttons are lol
Notice in cool mode Lammy is trying to make a guitar with a guitar
.-.
Why use a guitar to carve a guitar, if you have one already?
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Because plot
Why is nobody commenting on the fact that chuck's voice completely fucking changes outta nowhere at 4:08
This game was made on serious crunch time per interviews so they prob didn't feel like recording another session
I don't have time for jokers!
(Batmen, however, are welcome.)
1:10 he has no hair... plot twist
What was the fully-functional electric guitar doing inside of a tree?
Zeeky Retzorg squirrels
The real question is how the hell does lammy put out a fire, work at a daycare, pilot a plane, carve a guitar in a tree with a chainsaw and die and come back to life in 15 minutes?
Catalyst Drift i think she ptsd like the captain pilot
I dont get more how its clearly an Acoustic one but yet somehow despite being in a hurry they had the time to put electronical shit in it to make it Electric
@@finndahuman57 What i dont get is how you carve a guitar out of a tree with a chainsaw
Lammy: accepts child's toy only not to be rude
Also Mammy: easily accepts dentures.
Why is Lammy so damn cute
Hey are you so goddamn weird
Maybe it's her voice and way of speaking.
Blue the Random User yeah she's so shy
Well shes shy and has a nice voice
She's a piece of paper
how she meets the guy could've been a porno, but i'm glad it was just countryside madness that happened
I really love this stage.
In the cutscene, you'd expect something in r34 after the line... "I'll do anything please!!!" What the crapenzola? But we end up seein a chainsaw.
4:02: the chainsaw need batteries
7:32: the chainsaw need gas
1:42 if only.....
OH BUDDY DO I GOT A WEBSITE FOR YOU
@@biggiestos2361 monosodium glutamate
Oh no
@@peterfox1380 can someone tell me what you get on the browser, im not willing to look for that
Pd: oh, its just some salt-like stuff or smthing
@@peterfox1380 2 years late, but
;)
1:00 Lammy, freaking out in the middle of A FUCKING BUSY STREET ain't exactly healthy ya know?
It isn’t “unhealthy” either…
…except based on the time period those are probably gas cars, so you’re right.
1:37 I feel severely uncomfortable
Oh no
Oh no, stop it Lammy...
0:30 youtube thumbnails be like
yes i too make youtube thumbnails of me being inside 3 sets of teeth
THE EDIT LMAO
Chuck: My chainsaw's out of gas, see ya later!
Lammy: **SPINS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT**
Lammy was just lucky the city had a guitar store,she’s also lucky that she created a guitar in a minute and that the song mentioned casino,otherwise she’ll be screwed
In reality if she actually tried to play a chainsaw like a guitar she would immediately cut her fingers off
Lammy wouldn't be the first person in history to use a chainsaw as an instrument.
"The Lumberjack Song" by Jackal is famous for that. lol
Uhhhh... Lammy... you are putting your hand on the BLADE of the Saw.
Also I really think the creators of this should have timed all the cutscenes and songs so the "How much time I have left" legitimately follows the scenes.
some dude in other video said that if you take out all the loading screens, intermission cards or whatever they are and just leave the games and cutscenes she takes 13:something minutes
3:44 he says chopping trees down for fun but the text says knowing were here for fun
It had to be censored but they didnt bother to re-voice it
@@pef_v6107 i think they did it’s just video editing tricks to showcase the original and ntsc
The text has an NTSC indicator to show the updated lyrics for that version.
"Anything"
Me "i need an adult"
Well, maybe if you weren't too busy abusing drugs and PRETENDING to have your guitar, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR FUCKING GUITAR.
I really hate liking this song, but I also really can't stop thinking about this song. I haven't stopped thinking about this song for 25 years.
4:24
Lol it's tarp you are a joke
DOOM devs: Mick, you can’t use a guitar for the new OSTs
Mick Gordon: 2:45
“I don’t even know what style of music this is. It’s not even southern rock or anything. It’s like is own huge thing.
Tree music I believe is what it’s called.”
*tree music*
It wood be
I'm not gonna leaf, until I think of a good tree joke
I like how she does not care about the fact that a plane crashed and cares about the fact that she's late
That Would Be Pretty Painful If The Chainsaw Turned on 2:13
Wouldn't it be cool if you completed stage 5 in cool mode you actually carved lammys guitar and it would be changed to that in all the cutscenes after as well as the 2 stages after? That would've probably been difficult to do though.
0:58 Oooh nooo! I left it on the plane!
Imagine shopping for a guitar and then a girl runs in, begs for a guitar, and then the shop owner pulls out a chainsaw.
I’d hate to know where that chainsaw has been…
dat The Scream painting reference tho.
What if I do use joe chins chains?
NEVER USE JOE CHIN'S CHAINS FOR THEM!
The HarpSeal you explode
i'm a year late, but joe chin's chainsaws are faulty, just like everything else he makes.
TheHarpSeal
then fuck you
You burn in hell.
Can't wait for guitars to have power steering and dual air bags.
0:30 that is so scary in a kids game
Every time I hear him say jammin, I hear damn it
She’s casually holding the chainsaw blade
1:41
Oh. I thought this was going in a COMPLETELY different direction!
0:30 giygas in the background of "thescream", this game's cutscenes are amazing. also 1:42 ANYTHING!!?!? *Rapeface.jpg*
Song starts at 2:32
Failure at 6:37
+?? ??? Last but not least cool mode at 7:31
"I said i said i didn't have time for jokers"
Batman : That's not good
imagine holding a chainsaws thats on like a guitar
her hands would be freakin chopped off by now
Hmm... 3 more minutes? I heard this song is about 3 minutes..
I heard their minutes are half hours in real life
Impact The Skeleghost and that's why in 15 minutes it turns from morning to night
Maybe her clocks are in the bad hour
*Insert nerd emoji and explanation the song did not canonically happen*
interesting that you found this stage difficult! I always found after school sale to be the hardest in the entire game. this was one of the ones I could pretty consistently get "cool" on!
I really like at the beginning the beaver doesn't even care about lammy.
'I'll do ANYTHING!'
'ANYTHING?'
>raep
darkxaur bruh her eyes were sparkling
GIVE IT TO LA- gets hand cut off because chainsaw blades are the spikes
I'm surprised how Lammy still has her hands
Lammy: in meh mind
Me: YOOO YOUR PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON THE SHARP PAT OF CHAINSAW
She's definitely gonna *harm* herself on that pat
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28
Average BahnDaten viewer
@@YoloYester94 I'm really not sure why I made a Bahn reference here.
I had just discovered Primus before playing this game. Played this stage so many times!
I’m sure people are worried that the guitar in Lammy’s mind would likely cut her fingers off.
It’s moments like these where we should be grateful her guitar is in her mind and not up her a-
1:44 don't tell me he was trying to kill her
Ahhh watching this video brings me good memories about when i did a lets play on this series XD. Keep up the great videos :D
Did Lammy turn into Gigyas for a second?
Where?
0:30
No, she turned into the Emoji.
+The King It will still be Gigyas to me.
that's fine
NEVER USE JOE CHIN'S CHAINS FOR THEM
Rocking to the beat of the sun
“Anything?” *eye gleams*
*WOAH*
The music is pretty catchy for me
This stage was changed to tell kids that chopping trees is bad, though the lyrics weren't changed correctly.
I swear they intended for it to be an innuendo.
You said anything did ya? I thought he was going to kill her
I wonder how much LSD fueled the design of these levels.....
500
Yes
4:42 The way he says "NO!" is pretty damn funny.
NOHOHOHOH
He also chuckles quite a bit when vocalizing and also when talking in general.
idk if that is a rape or a murder
or both
Luan Loud
YOU SAID ANYTHING DIDN'T YA!!
Hard slammin, loud banging...
>Come on, I'll do anything, please?
>Anything?
>E R R O R 4 0 4 MURDER NOT FOUND
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This stage still gives me nightmares
And that beginning cutscene *DEFINITLEY* didn't age well
🗿 I always get uneasy when a someone says: "I'll do anything"
stuff gets +18 pretty quick...
@@theimperfectgod7140 I mean't the plane part. Y'know 9/11?
@@starlingbaez6681 oh
Or people have just REALLY become over sensitive lately. Uh, yeah, that.