Lies That Will Destroy Your Trust
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- Lies That Will Destroy Your Trust
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Goofy = 🐴 🤪
George Geef = 🧒 🥩
that's odd in the disney Americana Goofy's og name was dippity
dippy dawg
G.G. (George Geef)
Beef jerky chips?
@@Hyperz_x ?
0:29 Bro go to your favourite comment (not this one unless this is ur favourite) and double tap it quickly
Edit: i just realised this can kind of go into the video itself
I'm speechless. How did nobody ever tell me this?
@@galaxy_lord218 to be fair I only learned it from one of those spam like beggar comments, I just wanted to spend the information as well without people thinking it's like begging,
I double tapped this one
Doesn’t work lol
Finally, someone who mentions the feature without going: “uHm fuN fAcT guYs dOUblE tApPinG ThIS cOmmEnT LiKeS iT 🥴☝️”
1:47 no because "The English word 'sand' comes from Old Dutch/proto-German 'zand', which has nothing to do with either sea OR land, but referred originally to unstable ground, as near rivers" - google
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@@jamesmcdavid1673🤡
Good to know. Yet the"is it cause it's between sea and land" is still an aummusing conclusion.
@@jamesmcdavid1673Is that all of the contribution you can possibly make in society?
@@soacespacestation8556 it's a compliment, do you always question someone when they are being positive to another person? Clearly they just contributed more than you.
Anyone in command of a ship is a Captain, therefore, Captain Crunch is a Captain regardless of the rank on his sleeves.
Captain Crunch is an LDO, not eligible to command a naval vessel. 😎
ⓘ This user is near your location.
No ur not
Why did I fall for that?
ⓘ This user is in your walls.
@@user-h7W178TsRkGET OUT OF MY WALLS
Bruu😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:46 that’s actually a myth ostriches would be long gone if they did that
glad someone pointed this out
I doubt it has anything to do with being scared. They don't have many preditors willing to take them on. You go towards their nests then they are more likely to attack then to run or hide.
Yellowmelon? Lets call that fire melon! JUSTICE FOR ELEMELONS
#justiceforelemelons
#justiceforelemelons
#justiceforelemelons
@@LegoGuy2048 #justiceforelemelons
Chain break bcuz i have a fun fact about yellow melons: they’re yellow
Yoo first on a dumbas video! I'm a big fan!
Fun Fact: When you double tap a comment on a video it likes the comment.
Edit: you tried, didn’t you 😂
I don't care
Oh
Not on mobile it doesn’t
Worked for me! 👍🏾
0:17 Erm actually the part that you poke open the container with is on the long part of the straw and not the short part, so you would push it in on that side 🤓☝️
Thank you Captain obvious 🤦🤦🤦
2:45 That's how I pour my milk, it works better than the alternative when the box is closer to full, then you can flip when under 50%
Learned that one a few years back, with paint thinners, I went from spilling it all over to controlled pours
How to get your life turned into a lie
1. Watch this video
2. Break you life into smaller trust pieces by watching more videos that make your life a lie
3. Trust all of the memes in those videos
1:05 now i cant unsee that💀
The fact that Kentucky is actually a us state is crazy
The fact we didn't see it til it was pointed out in this vid is amazing.
0:57 it’s a whistle
Poop
I tried the juice thing but it didn’t really work.
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6:56Your hair actually grows up to 4 years and then falls out but don't worry you grow more so if you combine them all yes it would grow to that size.
To sure that’s true. I last bleached my hair 8 years ago. My hair is to my knees and the last 4 inches are still bleached. Surely the bleach would all be gone by now?
So if my hair stops growing at 4yrs then falls out why do I have hair down to my butt that I've managed to grow over the last 7yrs? I think you should fact check that one dude lol
I wipe sitting down AND standing up.
The bands on the sleeve of captain crunch are for years of service. 10 years is 1 band. Rank is displayed on the shoulders
1:20 this has been fixed he his now in fact a captain
4:11 that is winter watamelon WATAMELON watermelon
10:02 That’s a Myth-
Maybe for particular brands but there are a few brands that have this design in mind so no it's not fake you just never bought the right one when I was working at a chemist years ago we sold those exact nail files
How are nail files a lady thing? I'm pretty sure nobody likes uneven nail edges catching on fabrics, especially when it's quick and hard enough to cause the nail to tear. That's super uncomfortable at best, and sometimes even painful.
Pants leg = instant nail file, that never gets misplaced
1:49 deserts: _my apologies?_
This video is Literally about Destroying Trust & EXPOSING Lies Yet he Straight Up Mentions a Lie In It .
Best memer is dumbas If you agree
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my whole life was a lie
Lemons were a lie
@@NamTheDawg203 oranges and tangerines are a lie
The United Kingdom (UK) is made up of four countries: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Great Britain is made up of three countries: England, Scotland, and Wales.
I'm sure someone cares. Maybe you'll meet one of them, someday.
Fun fact: you can be any rank and be "captain" of a ship
Explain? I'm genuinely curious
@@bluehornet197 ...whoever leads the vessel is its captain, it is literally that simple
@@ShadowG72 well now I just feel like an absolute idiot lol but honestly thank you
@@bluehornet197 also im a Navy veteran
@@ShadowG72 then I will absolutely take your word on this since you clearly know more than I and also I wanted to say thank you for your service much respect
0:50 LMAO EATING THOSE RN
The straw thing makes so much me sense.
2:37 so cool 🆒🦉😎
Thanks..I will never see the map the same again. 😂
6:18 the coyote wouldn’t get the roadrunner because they can fly
That's like saying cats wouldn't catch birds cause birds fly lol I can walk on land but that doesnt mean a shark can't eat me while in the water just like how a coyote can still eat a roadrunner who is on the ground did you take any time to reflect on your own comment before posting? Also a coyote can run almost twice as fast as a roadrunner can fly lol last I checked 70kph is faster then the roadrunners flight speed of 42kph lol also road runners aren't great fliers and usually only go as high as 10m above the ground
Source
Google
0:08 XD
7:29 yeah you’re right it was posted on friday
0:42 I looked it up and yeah hes right
1:06 I already knew about that. I learned about it in fifth grade and it’s chef MIMAL. (MIMAL stands for Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana)
1:44 "do you think sand is called sand because its in beetween the sea and the land?" meanwhile desert sand 😑😑😐😐
WHYYYYYYyYyYyyYyYyYyYy
7:10 .…
I can see you have done it, but my phone doesn't have that option!
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0:29
Modern computers are incredibly fast, but some people believe their computer isn't working when it goes this fast, so a large portion of loading screens today are actually fake to trick the user into thinking their computer is actually working, and working hard at that.
0:29
Dial tones on modern office phones are completely fake, but are programmed into them so people don't think their phone is broken.
Yellow watermelon is actually sweeter than red watermelon. Very tasty.
Short people watching 5:53 be like: Aight Ima enter villain arc
0:50 they added less air and added more chips
I always find it funny when people whine about chip packet sizes when people are paying for the weight of the product and they have exactly what's advertised of it's not you just contact the company and they will send you literally boxes of product I once had a pack of smokes that came with 24 in the pack not 25 as what was advertised I was sent an entire carton of smokes for nothing considering it's easier and cheaper to shut a customer up then have that same customer take the company for court (I know this is a thing in my country I can't vouch for any other nation outside Australia)
UNDER AN HOUR GANG
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3:07
People who actually know this guy
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Sinterklaas
@@ChrisNentjes 👍👍👍
@@ChrisNentjes ja, dat is sinterklaas. een nederlandse fictionele karakter.
8:03 i agree, standing down
7:28 but its friday ;-:
Huh uh it is Thursday
3:11
It's easy!
It's 100% 27% juice or 27% 100% juice.
2:18 bro turned into a brawl stars commenter
The fact that it's day 159 of asking for Undertale/Deltarune memes fills you with DETERMINATION.
The power of the sentence above shines within you.
8:45 That's a myth. Ostriches don't do that when they are scared. They do it to check on their eggs inside the sand.
You're telling me goofys last mame is basically queef? Seriosly? George queef? Lmao
Ostriches dont stick their head in the sand, that do take to long. They just run away.
Asking for slavic memes day 6
My trust wws already destroyed when i found out that the rock isn't a rock (this is a joke btw)
3:10
100% of the 27% juice is juice
Do you know what the censored spot says because you were talking about the juice lol
@@CoolManMMusicThe censored spot is probably the type of juice like grapes or something
So technically I'm correct
Why are so many of these things wrong? Just other dumb things people thought up.
4:57 place holder
day 9 asking for snake memes
8:36 what I wanna know is why are they all lands
The life is a lie…
... is not on my keyboard, but there's a ? instead
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If you’re in mobile, you can hold the . button to get the …
1:45 Ryan Lombard already explained that
You're going to lose that straw. There was a pointy end for a reason.
3:07 that really isnt the pope, its sinterklaas, a european holiday
under 30 secs group
I'm going on a 6 hour trip while watching this, hello :D
Seal in French is not ephuck its joint 😂
The pink froot loop to me was horrible for some reason. 2:58 /Fun fact: fruit loops got sued because their name said fruit so they had to change it to froot loops
look, i looked up old froot loops logos, and even the oldest still said froot loops
3:08 bro called sinterklaas the pope 💀
For those who don’t know, sinterklaas is a holliday simmilair to Christmas, its mostly celebrated in belgium and the netherlands
Or Nikolaus (St Niclas) in Germany.
3:18 math not mathing
4:44 why does my sponge pop popsicles look like a fucking crying vampire 🧛
Actual fact. The letter J and it's associated sound doesn't exist in Hebrew. Something to remember next time you hear about Jesus being betrayed by Judas in Jerusalem as John and James stood by his side... there's no W either.
Good thing the bible is full of fake stories the entire story of Moses and the freeing of the Jewish slaves from Egypt never happened considering it's not mentioned once during the reign of Rameses II
@@bluehornet197 yeah. why would we want stories like
"Put away your sword. Those that live by the sword die by it."
or
"love your enemies... if you love those that love you... dont even barbarians do that?"
or
"you give but you have forgotten the more important matters of justice, mercy, and faithfulness. You should have practiced the later without neglecting the former."
or
"A new command I give you: Love one another."
0:37 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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UK resident here. About horse power. Visited an industrial museum and read a placard depicting a mill horse being used to pull a rope that was suspended over a pulley to lift a bag.
It explained that this was the origin of the term horse power, that being the ability to move 1 ton of weight = 1 horsepower
Yayyyy 🎉
2:36 reminds me of when I was in a pool and my dad swam to the deep end while I rode on him
0:43 bros math ain’t mathing💀
@@M3LT-D0WN He's right tho, 8% of 25 is 2
but hes right
Did I said wrong? I corrected his grammar ☠️
4:09 we eat so often in Iran and ngl it tastes better then normal watermelon
❤🧡💛 THE THUMBNAIL IS COMPLETELY WRONG. 💚💙💜
Ay under an hour
Hre
8:35 ….Wales
George geef?
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et is and in french
Lol
Hi under 30 secs
8:37 Wales, being left off of the flag and forgotten despite having a FUCKING DRAGON on their flag 🏴🏴🏴
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…what the . ->. …
Pls notice me i am your new subscriber
I have noticed you
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Congrats on being first!
hold up....the 7.53 has been debunked by donut media.......its actually 5. something.......check that video out and amend this video
Uh... You can actually check if it is a Thursday using the moon phase. The full cycle is almost exactly 28 days (4 weeks), which means you can back-calculate to any previous Thursday in history.
Goofy is and isnt George Geef. when he debuted he was well Goofy. the one we all came to love. but eventually in the 40s and 50s they introduced George Geef who looked exactly like goofy. just not goofy with a goofy voice. he'd star in shorts about him being a subburn dad, he had a wife and a son nicknamed Goofy Jr by fans (who'd later become Max) Goofy original character wasnt use for a while. but him and George Keef were one in the same
eventually the brought the OG back with original name with the occassional appearance of the George Geef character.
when they made the 90s cartoon Goof Troop they wanted to blend the two versions of him. Subbourn dad but be goofy
El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula. est. 1781
Et is and in French…
It all makes sense now!
Et?
St. Helena is for losers
What’s St.Helena?
@@joypaget835 the island Napoleon was exiled to, twice
Know what? Let’s say I live in a French speaking country and that’s how Ik alright?