Please, Keqing would never accept to such an embarrasing thing. Especially not for a weapon which she could buy herself since she's a Liyue Qixing, so she's super rich.
Pantalone after seeing how much money went missing: TARTAGLIA WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SPENDING MONEY ON YOUR SIBLINGS Childe: ACTUALLY IT WAS MORAX Pantalone:WHA- WHY?!
"YES,After 10 Years Of Grinding...I Got This StuP** Thing" "WOW,CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT?" "Uh No Hu Tao,This Is Mine" **Sus Mode Activated** "Uh I Still Say-" "GIVE THAT FU**** WEAP-"
Hu tao : grandpa zhongli pliz help me get my weapon
Zhongli : our weapon
Most of dps pole arm characters : ou weapon *echoes*
*Soviet Union plays*
Zhongli: thats mine, mr. Traveller, rmb all u made me did for it yesterday? I will hv order
Xiangling (Polearm archon): My weapon
Lol
Zhongli isn't angry cos Aether's making Hu Tao pose in cosplay for pics, he's mad cos he wants the Homa for himself
Understandable
FEX
I didn't know Zhongli was such a comrade
@@deathrow357 Well he's from china
Well he better get in that maid outfit then.
Don't mess with hu Tao's father aka zhongli
Grandpa*
@@rze_5821 yes
Nah nah he wants the homa for himself 🤣🤣
Great great great great grandpa
Grandpa
lumine: when will my sibling find me
meanwhile aether:
In a parallel timeline:
Lumine: "Childe, wear the maid outfit."
Frfr
zhongli : where u taking my wallet to
Did zhongli have wallet?
@@Idonthavemora1231 yes
Yes he is
@@vukimito4029 childe?
@@Idonthavemora1231 thats his second wallet
@@Idonthavemora1231 his first wallet is hu tao
The fact he convinced respectable leaders, Keqing, Kokomi, and Hu Tao a cosplay photoshoot means something
I’m pretty sure hu tao was the one that convinced them
Please, Keqing would never accept to such an embarrasing thing. Especially not for a weapon which she could buy herself since she's a Liyue Qixing, so she's super rich.
@@Sam-pt3qti think aether found the other reason for keqing))
Also Hutao is not a leader...
@@Sam-pt3qtdirector of a funeral parlor id classify that as a leadership position.
plot twist : zhongli does the cosplay too, cuz he wants the homa 💀
Xiangling and Thoma also join in. Meanwhile Yaoyao just snatches it in the confusion and runs off, taking Homa for herself.
@@glam4663 yunjin just laughs in the corner
@@glam4663 Xiao didn't come home, so I gave Yao Yao the jade Spear LMAO
Ain't no way xiangling *callin fbi
Staff of Homo
胡桃：我武器在空那
鍾離：放心你的武器還有17張照片呢
胡桃：fuck
Plotwist: Zhongli just wants Homa too.
今日も胡桃が可愛すぎるので俺は生きていける
この胡桃、明らかにいい妻になるだろうよ…
なんかこう…お姉さんが強くなった
@@Hoshino_kami( ´ཫ` )
Zhongli: *_proceeds to wear even cuter clothes_*
Clothes? Nah he's probably gonna overdo it to confirm that he gets the homa
@@woundwortrx124tr6 wym by that??
Proceeds to wear nothing XD
@@kuruuka1730 you know exactly what they mean by that.
@@christianlorenzobautista5029 WAIT WHATTT??
Hy tao : grandpa help i want it
Zghonli : we want it
What zhougli is her grandpa
Quickly! Appease the Grandpa by giving him wine!
That's the wrong archon. Try mora
@@2B_Cluelessosmanthus wine, thats what I believe he is talking about
@@theshadeslayer5646 But where are those to share the memory?
@@itscorecraft9710 this goddamn follow up is now required whenever someone says osmanthus wine
@@hamper6511 ...but where are those to share the memory?
(your comment contain osmanthus wine)
Zhongli: I’m disappointed that I wasn’t invited to the contest for the weapon.
Zhongli:I WILL HAVE ORDE-
Edit:what the hek is going on in the comments
Iter: shows the mora
@@Fall1488 Iter is definitely one of the characters in genshin of all time
@@cannibalman8175 and his sister is Lmao
-R!
here is your Mora
Xiao is watching from a mountain with his PJWS
Aether: wait let's make a deal, you give me 100k primogems and I'll give the staff to you
Zhongli: DEAL!
Childe: ah shit hear we go again
and then pulling the second staff for Hu Tao xd
Childe's reaction is so canon bcs shneznaya is about to go broke
Pantalone after seeing how much money went missing: TARTAGLIA WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SPENDING MONEY ON YOUR SIBLINGS
Childe: ACTUALLY IT WAS MORAX
Pantalone:WHA- WHY?!
In the first place, it's easy to intend a feces big spear
Ah the pissed off Father _(or in this Case Step-Father),_ many wishes for the survival of Aether's Balls.
@東京都 *BRUH*
@東京都 Really
@@Toukyocitycenter😐
Hope Aether survives the wrath of the rock balls.
Zhongli:I will have order to protect my step-daughter and kill this child
Zhongli bouta show Aether order
Zhongli want that polearm too 😅
When aether trying that to furina
Neuvilette : shhhhhhhhhhh
Aether is a main character in twins i think😂😂😂😂😂
When Hu Tao said "It's morbin' time." I cried.
Now grandpa's turn
おーい！ここみんになんちゅうポーズさせとんねん！めちゃくそ可愛いじゃねぇか！
控えめに言って神
こういう同人欲しい
@@yuranka8183 わかる、想像しただけで
…ふぅ
@@Lei-00 何これw！
"chu.."
*Aggressive slam*
Seeing traveler hold a polearm gave me utter confusion
that's what a handsome guy stood up for!And I'll teach these perverts a pervert
Actually the third outfit is kind of cute 🥺
日本の制服ですね､多分
@@zenkoku-yamadadaihyouJK Tao
Hey qiqi
I agree
Hutao looks cute in anything lmao
Zongli made aether witnes the night of the rock
Zhongli: what in the world are you doing to my grand daug.. i mean my boss.
Zhongli: That is my WALL- I mean BOSS you know
Now before I have order STOP THIS INSTANT
8th comment that I made 3 months ago
“I will have order”
Zhongli : I WILL HAVE-
Aether : wait, wait, wait.. i got another homa for you as well..
Zhongli : thank you old friend
Nah aether trying to make a hanime video . But failed miserably and got caught by pillar police
Zhongli is determined to get the staff of Homa
I'd rather take a black tassel than be treated like this-
He wants his Homa back
だから胡桃好き、えぐ可愛い
Zhongli : WHAT IS THAT AETHER?!
Aether : im dead
"A STAFF OF HOMA? AND YOU'RE NOT GIVING IT TO ME?"
Pour soda into my eyes, please
先生はネタにもされるから好き笑笑
Zhongli why do you have another girl 😂😂
Rule number 1: don't look at girls for 1 minute or they will call you pervert
Дед пришел за внучкой 😂
A few seconds later aether: you dint have to throw a meteor on my head
Zhongli is here for the weapon
My man really tricked Hu tao to be his waifu for one day (she ended up whitout the weapon she wanted)
Tabibito: if you want it i need you do somethings for me....😏
Zhongli: *father rage😡
Sassuga my bro, aether
APROVE
The traveler came across Zhongli's famous phrase
Moments before the meteor hit him
-So Lumine , how did your brother die?
-Well...
He got the order from Zhongli...
Me eyes binding evry time when i see hutao
Bro Hu Tao Used every Kink a man can have💀
途中の制服姿可愛すぎる
what have you done to my dear granddaughter. I trusted you but you disappointed me. now eat my order.😂
the community surely does have lovely people
zhongli: travelllleeerrrr
traveler: this is for not telling me about my sister
Geo daddy protect ❤
Zhongli: hey Aether,....
Our weapon 😂😂😂😂
Zhongly fr
Zhongli: you have 2 options. My voice always being in your head when I talk about osmanthus wine 24/7 or being smashed by a meteor
Traveler - I would like to Summon Madara Uchiha instead.
So good
Aether : Push push u want this?*homa
Zhongli be like - I WILL HAVE ORDER-
Aether: It's okay, this is a trade agreement.
Trade Offer:
I give you weapon
You give me your cute wallet
*Zhongli accepts the offer*
"I will have order"
Zhongli:how dare you not invite me
Zhongli just gonna buy some picture to traveler
zhongli: da fk are you doing to my wallet
たまたまストーリーで出てきてくれたことに感謝（т-т）
"Hu Tao trusted you, and I thought I could too"
-Zhong Li
man i woulda just asked for a hug
Zhongli: My annoying but cute daughter i’ve come to save you
Hu tao: wh-what now traveler?
Traveler:see your shirt take it of-
Zhongli: THIS *does burst*
Zhongli: "why are you giving away my weapon 😡"
You can almost hear the “I WILL HAVE ORDER” in the distance
*Sees Zhongli*
Me: Oh boy here comes the “I will have Order” memes
Miniskirt Chinese dress + stockings + opera gloves...... Aether sure is a MAN OF CULTURE
Zhongli is just angry that Aether approached Hu tao first.
Zhongli's verdict: Death.
Zhongli was jealous Aether didn't ask him to model those clothes instead
Zhongli : THIS-
Aether: Sussy behavior
Zhongli: u shall suffer the consequences
Traveler: AYE WE MADE A CONTRACT
Zhongli: oh, it's alright then
"YES,After 10 Years Of Grinding...I Got This StuP** Thing"
"WOW,CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT?"
"Uh No Hu Tao,This Is Mine"
**Sus Mode Activated**
"Uh I Still Say-"
"GIVE THAT FU**** WEAP-"
"You just messed with the wrong Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor"
"O-Oh Zhongli this isn't what you-"
"THIS IS ORDER!!"
Zhongli beating aether up for hu tao is wholesome asf
In reality he just wanted it for himself
Zhongli's face was like:
Even If you have little power in your hands, you have to use it all.
I will have order!
Zhongli: **stare**why don't you invite me too, I also want that STAFF OF HOMA
c'mon ZHONGLI he's my boy let him have fun.
鍾離先生ブチ切れてんの好きw
zhongli will do the poses instead and get the staff of homeless xD
Zhongli is about to go "THIS-" one the little bugger.
Zhongli: Give me the Goddamn Staff *Boi*
Hu tao: But
Zhongli: *The Staff!*
Ather:assim mesmo,essas posições.
Zhongli:😡 o que vc está fazendo com minha filha,em 🤬
Zhongli: *I WILL HAVE ORDER.*
Zhongli:Zhongli theme music* THIS IS AN ORDER
Okay so The School outfit student cosplay outfit Hu Tao wore Fits her it really matches her though ngl