RetroTech: Columbia GP3 Portable Turntable - Don't believe the hype

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @markschwarz2137
    @markschwarz2137 6 лет назад +681

    Many of you may know this already, but "skelton" (スケルトン) from English "skeleton" was a fad in Japan in the 1990s for the plastic cases of electronic devices to be made of transparent plastic.

    • @Techmoan
      @Techmoan  6 лет назад +175

      Nope. I didn’t know that. Thanks for the info.

    • @CheezMonsterCrazy
      @CheezMonsterCrazy 6 лет назад +75

      Ah, technology of the late 90s and early 2000s. When all you needed to make something look high-tech was to let people see the PCB, and your lack luster wiring job.

    • @Irongrip62
      @Irongrip62 6 лет назад +35

      I love that style honestly. I'd throw a lot of money at something that's completely translucent with decent sound quality, maybe even have the PCB be semi-translucent. Then throw LEDS at it.

    • @timothystevenhoward
      @timothystevenhoward 6 лет назад +8

      Must be where the Japanese skeleton xbox came from

    • @SuperSmashDolls
      @SuperSmashDolls 6 лет назад +34

      So is that why Nintendo went through a phase of everything being "Atomic Purple"? (e.g. the transparent purple Game Boys, the transparent green N64s, the stock GBA color being transparent blue)

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 5 лет назад +176

    "For ages 3 & a half. Not includes Tom Cruise."
    Got a good laugh out of that.

  • @cgob
    @cgob 6 лет назад +558

    Cool, a dedicated vaporwave and nightcore mixing knob

    • @anasevi9456
      @anasevi9456 6 лет назад +16

      too bad that feature isn't why this is so overpriced; audio hipster tools fanboying over mediocre shit as usual.

    • @cgob
      @cgob 6 лет назад +6

      Dale Gribble both genres i mentioned are garbage

    • @Willwantstobeawesome
      @Willwantstobeawesome 6 лет назад +6

      chopped and screwed edition

    • @mystica-subs
      @mystica-subs 6 лет назад +4

      @@Willwantstobeawesome better mail one to Paul Wall ;p

  • @terracethornhill
    @terracethornhill 6 лет назад +516

    "If the GP3 really is a cult classic, then it's another reminder of why you should avoid cults."

    • @robhardie6687
      @robhardie6687 6 лет назад +8

      Literally read this at the exact moment he said that line, so doubly funny 😂

    • @RCAvhstape
      @RCAvhstape 6 лет назад +15

      Classic Techmoan wisdom. The moments we live for.

  • @YoutubeUser-nd8qv
    @YoutubeUser-nd8qv 6 лет назад +77

    Techmona always reveals his inner gangster when its time to put some records spinning

    • @Muonium1
      @Muonium1 6 лет назад +21

      Techmona, his drag queen persona name?

    • @VoluntarySynesthesia
      @VoluntarySynesthesia 5 лет назад +8

      @@_DeadEnd_ the overlap would probably surprise you

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 5 лет назад +16

    "THE SOUND OF MY VOICE SHOULD BE MAKING YOU FEEL RELAXED! SIT BACK & ENJOY THE TINGLY SENSATION!!!!"
    This had me in tears. 🤣

  • @arthurfoust4120
    @arthurfoust4120 6 лет назад +16

    Cornelius is a well known Japanese musician who's into experimental music. He named himself after the character in Planet of the Apes. He composed the soundtrack to the latest Ghost in the Shell series, 'Arise'.

  • @CheezMonsterCrazy
    @CheezMonsterCrazy 6 лет назад +45

    To be fair, that is the best sounding mono I've ever heard out of a plastic toy record player.
    Though I feel that may have more to do with whatever black magic rituals Techmoan uses to make RUclips audio not sound like total garbage.

  • @RandomRoger
    @RandomRoger 6 лет назад +68

    I'm always pleasantly surprised at your knowledge and taste in American Hip-Hop. And me being a former DJ of 20+ years, it's also cool to me that you know about the SL-1200s and beat matching. You're a lot more hip and cool than you let on to be! lol

  • @ratinthetub5048
    @ratinthetub5048 6 лет назад +69

    Cornelius is a great musician, I'm a very big fan of him.

    • @twr412
      @twr412 6 лет назад +24

      Your vacuum cleaner has a record coming out next week.

    • @schregen
      @schregen 6 лет назад +5

      I love Merzbow and Masonna! 🍄

    • @twr412
      @twr412 6 лет назад +1

      MSBR and Aube (RIP)

    • @ratinthetub5048
      @ratinthetub5048 6 лет назад

      @Vax Buster - I wouldn't call a warped flexi-disc high fidelity audio.

    • @danschreffler1280
      @danschreffler1280 6 лет назад

      @@VAX1970 RUclips it, buddy. Cornelius is great!

  • @puddle_puddle
    @puddle_puddle 6 лет назад +121

    Come for the record player... stay for the ASMR parody.

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 5 лет назад

      It's one of my most favorite Techmoan puppet videos. I wish he would put these on some media format & sell them, because I would so buy it.

  • @AndersEngerJensen
    @AndersEngerJensen 6 лет назад +458

    Best muppets! Gave me a migraine too! (Almost) 😂
    Let’s see if Santa can bring you some new vinyl and minidiscs this year for testin’! 🎅🏼

    • @Techmoan
      @Techmoan  6 лет назад +41

      I'll keep my eye on the chimney/letterbox.

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 6 лет назад +37

      You have a combined chimney/letterbox? That is convenient for getting rid of spam mail I guess. ;)

    • @MichaelBerthelsen
      @MichaelBerthelsen 6 лет назад +5

      Anders Enger Jensen Sooo... Could you smell the toast?

    • @hingeslevers
      @hingeslevers 6 лет назад +3

      Where can I contact you if I want to send you records you can play without copyright issues?

    • @BobEmrich
      @BobEmrich 6 лет назад +2

      Anders Enger Jensen vinyls**

  • @MisterSiza78
    @MisterSiza78 6 лет назад +126

    I haven't seen a more ridiculous Japanese to English blurb on a box since the late 90s.
    Edit: Apparently it really came out in the 90s, now it makes perfect sense.

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 6 лет назад +6

      It also looked like a cereal box the way it's designed.

    • @buddyclem7328
      @buddyclem7328 6 лет назад +1

      Homer: Why am I on a Japanese box?
      Bart: There's your answer, Mister Fish-Bulb!

    • @newmusicmark
      @newmusicmark 6 лет назад +5

      It's on purpose. It's not mistakes. They are making jokes/puns.

  • @maxhifi1232
    @maxhifi1232 6 лет назад +6

    It was one of the only record players (not turntables, but record players) you could buy, when records were written off by most of society. It's also made in Japan. I bought one perhaps ten years ago, and am happy I did, despite its shortcomings.

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 6 лет назад +42

    "Like taking a chainsaw to a music shop" - I'll have to remember that one... :D

  • @maxgusatz5644
    @maxgusatz5644 6 лет назад +3

    Techmoan, you *never* fail us - simply *the* most interesting and entertaining tech on all of RUclips and within this very video the funniest muppet sketch yet. Chuffing brilliant! Hilarious! Keep going with this stuff for ever and don't change a thing.

  • @antcubia
    @antcubia 6 лет назад +6

    Great video! I am very glad to have purchased a couple Columbia GP-3 models myself despite the flaws they have. They are among one of my first collections, so you can imagine how empty my wallet is.

  • @paulEG6
    @paulEG6 6 лет назад +27

    I feel so relaxed now😂 on a side note I really like the style of that turntable package, but then I am a sucker for transparent things for some odd reason

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah me too; I find electronic devices in transparent cases quite sexy.

    • @commodoresixfour7478
      @commodoresixfour7478 6 лет назад

      You guys need to search for old Tube prison tv's! They use clear plastic. I own 3 of them and use them on my old computers.

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 6 лет назад +1

      Commodore Sixfour
      Ahh I see... clear plastic to prevent inmates from hiding stuff inside the TV.
      My guess is that they are specific to the USA, though; at least I have never heard of them here in Europe.

    • @commodoresixfour7478
      @commodoresixfour7478 6 лет назад

      @@BertGrink There are LCD ones now, but they are made cheaper than the CRT ones.

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 6 лет назад

      Commodore Sixfour Yes I saw a selection of both types when I googled them. I'm a little miffed though, because it seems they only exist in America and not here in Europe, thus making it infeasible for me to attempt to acquire one - NTSC vs PAL as well as mains power differences.

  • @MatSpeedle
    @MatSpeedle 6 лет назад +10

    Great video that box is hilarious! Loved the puppet sketch too! 😂

  • @jacobrozof2665
    @jacobrozof2665 6 лет назад

    Had the opportunity to see Cornelius in Portland, OR earlier this year. It was super amazing! This review really made my day. I want this model for Cornelius alone! Keep up the great content!

  • @darrenkrivit6854
    @darrenkrivit6854 6 лет назад +8

    A lot better than my old show and tell phonograph I had as a kid in early 70s, I didn't need anything better at that age😁

  • @BokBarber
    @BokBarber 6 лет назад

    It finally happened! You revieved my very first childhood record player! I've been trying to figure out the exact make and model of this thing for years, and you finally just dropped it on my lap. Thanks, techmoan!

  • @Clipeuh
    @Clipeuh 6 лет назад +25

    "if the gp3 is a cult classic, then it's another reminder of why you should avoid cults" love this line lmao

    • @timwebb21
      @timwebb21 6 лет назад +2

      this is quality rubbish

  • @remimaat7282
    @remimaat7282 6 лет назад

    Tears of laughter at the end of the video! These bits are only getting better and better. Perfect timing, perfect jokes. Love it! Oh and the reviews as well. Great job.

  • @the_cheese
    @the_cheese 6 лет назад +14

    That thing reminds me of the cheap as chips turntable we had to play with as kids, 40-odd years ago

  • @cbranalli
    @cbranalli 5 лет назад +1

    entertaining and informative - as always.
    your videos are top-drawer.
    6:44
    wow - an actual PITCH (RPM) control -
    as opposed to a mere TONE (frequency response) control).
    i MUST order one right away !

  • @BradGryphonn
    @BradGryphonn 6 лет назад +3

    Oh, BTW, I loved the outro. "Can you smell burnt toast?" Too funny.

  • @Skidd2
    @Skidd2 6 лет назад +1

    Every time I see those puppets in a new video, makes my day better. I learn something about retro tech from the regular video, and get a good dose of fun to finish! Thankyou! :)

  • @stephenrowley4171
    @stephenrowley4171 6 лет назад +20

    "Let listen to the slip disk" then let's never listen to it again

  • @matthewbutcher2931
    @matthewbutcher2931 6 лет назад +2

    Genuinely surprised you haven't heard of Cornelius!
    Don't let that flexi fool you, his music is bloody great. I highly recommend you check out his first two albums at least, he's also done tonnes of great remixes for loads of people you'll have heard of.

  • @CriticalEatsJapan
    @CriticalEatsJapan 6 лет назад +261

    Fart fun! But not in stereo... :(

    • @josephfrye7342
      @josephfrye7342 6 лет назад +5

      yeah! well it was sadly in mono :-/ bummer.

    • @oscarbaezsoria1650
      @oscarbaezsoria1650 6 лет назад +5

      Mono farting....@@josephfrye7342

    • @vitovtwik
      @vitovtwik 6 лет назад +17

      Farts are indeed mono

    • @RodBeauvex
      @RodBeauvex 6 лет назад +8

      @@vitovtwik Unless he....ripped himself a new one.

    • @thejeffchen
      @thejeffchen 6 лет назад +7

      Well you only fart in mono so that bit was dead accurate.

  • @Walczyk
    @Walczyk 6 лет назад +1

    two points @Techmoan the color disc is probably 33 1/3 rpm, and try taping your scale to the turn table and hang it all on a wall to measure the tracking force while mounted on a wall

  • @yokab
    @yokab 6 лет назад +162

    Remember kids, don't follow cults, don't do drugs, eat your teeth

  • @rogercheetoofficial
    @rogercheetoofficial 6 лет назад

    Honestly, I love the model featured in the video. The way the box is set up and the clear plastic really appeals to me! Yet another great video!

  • @joshzwies3601
    @joshzwies3601 6 лет назад +175

    don't know what ASMR is supposed to be but that was hilarious.

    • @LaFaJe
      @LaFaJe 6 лет назад +18

      TOP DEFINITION
      ASMR
      An acronym for “Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.”
      The sole purpose of ASMR is to relax people. The ASMR community is constantly growing on RUclips. Ideally, ASMR videos are meant to give the viewer a relaxing tingle at the back of their head and/or spine. ASMR videos usually involve one or more of the following things:
      • Gentle whispering
      • Relaxing hand movements
      • Smacking of the lips
      • Nail tapping/scratching on hard surfaces such as tables
      • Brushing sounds
      • Etc.
      ---------------------------
      Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. A feeling that is produced when listening to certain sounds and/or looking at certain visuals. The majority of people who experience ASMR don't mention it to their peers. I can almost guarantee that, you, reading this paragraph, has not mentioned ASMR to anyone you know. Most likely because you think they will think you're weird. We all feel the same way!
      * The above is from the Urban Dictionary*

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 6 лет назад +6

      For my own part, I just find it annoying because I can't understand what they're saying.

    • @tissot233
      @tissot233 6 лет назад +11

      @ganymedeIV4 I very much get a strong relaxing effect from specific ASMR videos that usually need to be unintentional. I, Like many others watched unboxing videos before ASMR videos starting popping up some +5 years ago to relax. Though, like with everything in the internet where there is money to be made there has risen these ASMR videos that don't seem to have anything to do with relaxing.
      Tibetan signing bowls or whale sounds do absolutely nothing to me.

    • @crispybottom
      @crispybottom 6 лет назад +6

      I really hope this is a joke. "watching selfies all day" - lol, seriously?

    • @danielsmith7105
      @danielsmith7105 6 лет назад +2

      @@tissot233 +1

  • @Cadwaladr
    @Cadwaladr 6 лет назад

    Another delightful video to brighten my morning, thanks, Mat!

  • @GP1138
    @GP1138 6 лет назад +3

    That was the best puppet sketch yet.

  • @MrKevinp0
    @MrKevinp0 6 лет назад

    That's your funniest puppet out-tro yet! Keep 'em coming!!

  • @fortherecord1569
    @fortherecord1569 6 лет назад +136

    You mentioned FISHER PRICE. I had one of those record players (the one with the yellow/orange platter and tone arm) as a kid. I seem to recall that it could BEAT THE CRAP out of this thing. But perhaps it's all in my mind. If ONLY there was someone who could make a video showcasing it! ~ *wink wink, nudge nudge... lightly pokes TECHMOAN with a stick* ~

    • @Techmoan
      @Techmoan  6 лет назад +81

      Funnily enough...

    • @jayqueue6784
      @jayqueue6784 6 лет назад +12

      I had a sesame street one that played plastic 45s 🤣 also I think that same Fisher Price one with old children's story audio books with the book to read along with. I specifically remember 20,000 Leagues, woule have been around '94

    • @kevinr.3542
      @kevinr.3542 6 лет назад +8

      That was my first record playe. I'd crank it up in my crib.. I had a special edition of The Wall for the Fisher Price. It was 2000 separate records .madness

    • @prismstudios001
      @prismstudios001 6 лет назад +2

      Had the Fisher Price one waaayyy back in the 70's when I was a tiny kid. It did indeed beat the crap out of this.

    • @nelsonrodriguez2085
      @nelsonrodriguez2085 6 лет назад

      Holy... What a crossover!

  • @axissunsoar07
    @axissunsoar07 6 лет назад +1

    I always get disapponted when I don't see the muppets at the end of an episode! Makes me glad they're back again! Love your work! Turntable, muppets and all!

  • @justinpipes85
    @justinpipes85 6 лет назад +16

    Is that the Jackie Brown soundtrack?

  • @richpayne1766
    @richpayne1766 6 лет назад

    Just can't beat a good techmoan video amazing as always

  • @captcorajus
    @captcorajus 6 лет назад +3

    Thanks for this review. I enjoyed it immensely. That box was classic. You could do a review on the box alone.

  • @ross-carlson
    @ross-carlson 6 лет назад

    Who else checks the end for the puppets when they first open a Techmoan video? A *GREAT* one today!

  • @tipptop9
    @tipptop9 6 лет назад +28

    Ha thought I got an eBay notification

    • @Techmoan
      @Techmoan  6 лет назад +30

      You've been outbid.

  • @samserios6428
    @samserios6428 6 лет назад +2

    Since the tonearm has a spring loaded mechanism instead of a counterweight, the measured tracking force will be higher if you put the scale on top of the record. The scale has to be exactly as high as a record would be to give precise results with these tonearms.

  • @Kuraio
    @Kuraio 6 лет назад +151

    6:45 Instant vaporwave

    • @JimHaderon
      @JimHaderon 6 лет назад +20

      It was honestly soundin pretty good too... Time to spend $150 lmao.

    • @KingofHearts67
      @KingofHearts67 6 лет назад +9

      I legit liked how that sounded what is wrong with me

    • @JimHaderon
      @JimHaderon 6 лет назад +4

      @@KRAFTWERK2K6 I dunno, modern songs can make some good vaporwave, they just have to have the right sound. Pretty much any Gorillaz song is amazing vaporwave'd IMO.

    • @alzamonart
      @alzamonart 6 лет назад +8

      Turn a knob and suddenly
      a e s t h e t i c s
      h a p p e n

    • @TheZauer
      @TheZauer 6 лет назад +1

      You gotta run it into a shitty reverb pedal in order to get the full vaporwave effect tho

  • @Nostaljack
    @Nostaljack 6 лет назад

    The ASMR video at the end though. I dearly love ASMR but it takes itself so seriously sometimes that this was begging to be done. Perfection!

  • @shadowsnake94
    @shadowsnake94 6 лет назад +5

    No wonder this got hyped, it's a japanese retro electronic with built-in vaporwave maker. only thing missing is Pepsi branding on the unit itself

  • @compu85
    @compu85 6 лет назад +1

    I'm glad you updated the muppets intro screen with a correct description! Thanks for the laugh :)

  • @vbrtrmn
    @vbrtrmn 6 лет назад +3

    Jackie Brown OST on vinyl, nice pick. That is one of my favorites. Thanks for making great videos on weird audio.

  • @BlokeOzzie
    @BlokeOzzie 6 лет назад

    That muppet bit was on point. Great work as always. The rest of the video was also on point. Great work as always.

  • @matgong9189
    @matgong9189 6 лет назад +6

    LONG LIVE TECHMOAN!!!!!!

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 6 лет назад +2

      Oh, you have the same name as he does!
      Also, I totally agree.

  • @deadleads
    @deadleads 6 лет назад +1

    That turntable just looks cool, 90's see-through plastic needs to make a return!

  • @Nukle0n
    @Nukle0n 6 лет назад +20

    It's a shame Sony or AudioTechnica haven't done reissues of the Flamingo or Sound Burger. With the only alternative being that god-awful Crosley Revolution, and used machines even in broken condition going for crazy amounts you'd think it'd be worth it for even a limited run. I'd love a Flamingo but I'm not paying thousands of dollars for one.

    • @watershed44
      @watershed44 6 лет назад

      Nukleon
      Absolutely they probably still have the tooling and manufacturing equipment to make this too. Usually companies keep unusual things like this! I think it would sell VERY well.

  • @tadamb1
    @tadamb1 6 лет назад

    Truly soothing MSAR. I'm going to put that on repeat when I go to bed tonight.

  • @devttyUSB0
    @devttyUSB0 6 лет назад +13

    Great video, Mat. The muppets too. :)

  • @StephenSpivack
    @StephenSpivack 6 лет назад +1

    Dude that box is amazing, oh my goodness!

    • @StephenSpivack
      @StephenSpivack 6 лет назад

      Also, I just bought one of these and I think it’s a really fun little toy. And if you’re cool with the mono output, it’s not so bad for sampling depending on your style of music. And this is coming from someone who owns 4 pairs of tec 12s, so I know what is quality. Cheers mate

  • @TheLetterTen
    @TheLetterTen 6 лет назад +28

    This Cornelius record player feels like a parody..

    • @deniskobozev3916
      @deniskobozev3916 6 лет назад +23

      It's almost like the Japanese have a sense of humor or something... Nah, must be 100% serious, like RUclips comments.

  • @fastfiatjamest6437
    @fastfiatjamest6437 6 лет назад

    That box was hilarious! As always your video has made my day. Thank you :)

  • @glyph2011
    @glyph2011 6 лет назад +3

    Holy cow! That's a novelty if ever I saw one. Back in the 90's I was in college and remember some "hip" skater shops and record shops with what could well have been these playing the latest David Holmes or whatever. Very, very similar to a fisher price sound. Proper plastic tat! Btw, ASMR is HUGE on RUclips. Just puts me to sleep. Nothing more. However, your skit was 😆 so damn funny. :-).

    • @IRJustman
      @IRJustman 6 лет назад +1

      Sometimes, putting myself to sleep is the entire point of my listening to ASMR; it's great for that. Otherwise, I use it for relaxation when I'm working on something.

  • @bren106
    @bren106 6 лет назад

    *Absolutely top marks for demoing it with the master Bobby Womack*
    *I lost my fully working Soundburger during a divorce, it ended up being disposed of by her that kept the house. The Soundburger was the loss I felt more and I only paid about a fiver for it so the price now makes me cry when I browse to see if I can pick up another.*

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera 6 лет назад +32

    9:54 - "Now, if the GP3 really is a cult-classic, then it's another reminder of why you should avoid cults." LMAO

  • @jeremytravis360
    @jeremytravis360 6 лет назад +1

    It reminds me of my first record player which I got for my birthday back in 1959. The only record I was given was "Little Brown Jug" which did not really appeal to me and only lasted a couple of weeks, so I asked my mother to buy a brand Summer County margarine which offered a free copy of a Jazz Flexi disc by Humphrey littleton. It was called "Swinging on the Gate"
    It was many years before I could afford a better record player.
    I think I have told you that I worked in the Hi Fi trade in London.
    My favourite compact record player is my Technics SL7 which you can play vertically if you want to because it is a linear tracking deck, and Hi Fi
    Many thanks for digging up another Gem.
    Jeremy Travis Teletape London.

  • @Xmetalfanx
    @Xmetalfanx 6 лет назад +24

    ASMR for the hard-of-hearing ... i love it lol

    • @jk9554
      @jk9554 6 лет назад +2

      It somehow-ow-ow reminded-ded-ded me of Bart Simpson-son-on-on stacking about fourteen megaphones-ones-ones in a row-ow-ow.
      Now why-hy-hy do I keep hearing echoes-oes-oes?

  • @NicoDeWolfe
    @NicoDeWolfe 4 года назад

    The puppet outtro made me check my phone thinking I had a notification from ebay... Damn you Techmoan! You got me again.

  • @SomePeopleCallMeWulfman
    @SomePeopleCallMeWulfman 6 лет назад +16

    The delightful puppets totally made my day!

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 6 лет назад +2

      I hope that Mat will release a DVD with all the episodes, once there are enough to fill an entire disc.

    • @borys666
      @borys666 6 лет назад

      As far as I understood whole topic - nobody force you to watch Bob ross. What is this hussle all about?

  • @noslost-z7r
    @noslost-z7r 5 лет назад

    I have never been more frightened than when I saw the needle hack into the flexidisc. That was the most frantic thing I’ve ever had the pleasure to see.

  • @noelj62
    @noelj62 6 лет назад +21

    My ASMR channels are BigClive, John Ward, Shango066, and vwestlife.
    Techmoan is 100% attention inducing feeling videos AIFV.

  • @andrewrobs
    @andrewrobs 4 года назад +1

    Rewatching this classic from just under 2 years ago, and noting how the three crowdfunded turntables that you were anticipating have still not shipped, funny note

  • @CanberkDuman
    @CanberkDuman 6 лет назад +4

    Yess for Bobby Womack!

  • @leehaase2588
    @leehaase2588 6 лет назад

    That has to be the best puppet skit you've ever done. that was amazing

  • @realVertiqo
    @realVertiqo 6 лет назад +3

    The Jacky Brown OST is simply beautiful! Good Pick (although it deserves a better player) :)

  • @plutoniumshore
    @plutoniumshore 6 лет назад +1

    This looks like something we had in grade school 30+ years ago.

  • @minihjalte
    @minihjalte 6 лет назад +5

    Any chance of you reviewing a portable hand winded grammophone.

  • @Foxonian
    @Foxonian 6 лет назад +2

    They stopped making portable record players like this one in the US back in the mid-70's. Still can't believe they were still being made in Japan up to the year 2000.

  • @walterheukels
    @walterheukels 6 лет назад +17

    You can't beat proper Japanese English! It has this inimitable quality that is entirely its own

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 6 лет назад +1

      Walter Heukels
      Allow me to introduce you to www.engrish.com

    • @noslost-z7r
      @noslost-z7r 5 лет назад

      You can’t fake it either!

  • @samuelscott100
    @samuelscott100 6 лет назад +1

    I sell the maglev turntable in Australia. It's $3500 aud. Has an older high end project tonearm that has been converted to automatic, and an OM10 cart. The sound out of it is pretty damn decent, it won't compare in sound quality to $1500aud Project Turntables. But it levitates, and even when it is wobbling, it doesn't seem to have any wow or flutter (to my ear). It takes a while to start and stop spinning, you can't clean a record on it while it's spinning using a carbon brush or it just wobbles. The motors for the support struts are very loud when they are extending and retracting.
    It sounds okay, but it's primarily for the wow factor.

  • @LinusTan94
    @LinusTan94 6 лет назад +51

    So that’s just an instant vapor wave machine!

  • @MusicDiscoveryNet
    @MusicDiscoveryNet 6 лет назад

    this screems for a proper kickstarter campaign - bringing a good portable turntable to life

  • @MrTruth-yn7pq
    @MrTruth-yn7pq 6 лет назад +9

    Love these outros... Keep em coming and flippin 'eck to the haters!

    • @YCbCr
      @YCbCr 6 лет назад

      The notes during the outro sequence were a great idea in my opinion.
      Although I'm not here for the muppets, this one had me. :D

  • @sonykroket
    @sonykroket 6 лет назад +1

    Brothers Johnson never gets old.

  • @anew742
    @anew742 6 лет назад +3

    I'm surprised that a site like Turntable Lab would try and hype up this cheap novelty/toy record player....
    kind of sad really :/

  • @vinyljunkie07
    @vinyljunkie07 3 года назад

    I had one of these which I gave away as a x-mass present many years ago. Nice, fun and all but it carves new grooves in your records lol

  • @bennetfox
    @bennetfox 6 лет назад +3

    Now I must go watch Jackie Brown!

  • @adamdrummer1991
    @adamdrummer1991 2 года назад

    This was released on my 27th birthday hehe. Brilliant video as always

  • @zmaxx21
    @zmaxx21 6 лет назад +4

    I tried listening to ASMR but all I got was fart fun.

  • @milfordcivic6755
    @milfordcivic6755 6 лет назад

    Your Muppet sketches are the best. This one had me in tears at the end because I was laughing hysterically.

  • @THX-vx8vm
    @THX-vx8vm 6 лет назад +4

    Always love to see the Moans.

  • @redwingblackbird8306
    @redwingblackbird8306 6 лет назад

    As a kid I had a cheap record player, I had records that dinged when I needed to turn a page in a book. Twas the night before christmas was fun to listen to.

  • @pancudowny
    @pancudowny 6 лет назад +3

    Good-Lord! A Fischer-Price phonograph would look high-end compared to that pile of rubbish. And a 8g tone-arm tracking weight? The tone-arm of Panasonic SGJ-500 from the "Triple Take" series has only 5.9g! Speaking of which, perhaps one of those is what you should review next... or one of the JVC equivalents.

  • @hmueck13
    @hmueck13 6 лет назад

    ASMR for the hard of hearing! I'm laughing so hard right now! 🤣 Thank you Techmoan!

  • @GoldSrc_
    @GoldSrc_ 6 лет назад +3

    I love the box it came in :D.
    Also, I love how the speed measuring app shows how hard 30FPS fails xD, it was just blurryness galore.
    You should try 60FPS when you have to film relatively fast moving objects.

  • @hatsunemiku838
    @hatsunemiku838 6 лет назад

    You got me with that eBay notification at the end. I actually had to check my phone. I love the puppets!

  • @doncsicso81
    @doncsicso81 6 лет назад +3

    The box alone was worth that price :D :D :D

  • @xHadesStamps
    @xHadesStamps 4 года назад +2

    I kind of wonder what the flutter would be if the warped flexidisc slip mat were in good condition?

  • @atari2600b
    @atari2600b 6 лет назад +3

    Different coloured plastics will have different properties. This is why particular Nintendo products crack,

  • @bungeeskunk
    @bungeeskunk 6 лет назад +1

    I love the reference to a Canadian, Wilder Penfield, who probed a brain finding the burnt toast memory associated with a severe epilepsy patient. Brilliant ending and nod to an important discovery!

  • @Luke00126
    @Luke00126 6 лет назад +4

    6:45 that's what they call V A P O R W A V E

  • @robsawalker
    @robsawalker 4 года назад +1

    Ooh, Bobby Womack! Absolute stone cold classic....