Alienating half your working population (women) and forcibly relegating them to the home and kitchen certainly doesn't help. Now all the men need to pull up their own bootstraps and do all the big boy jobs, just like they always wanted. Be careful what you wish for.
Everyone thought we ran away, but it was merely a tactical withdrawal to make sure our troops were safe before deploying our most devastating and destructive weapon: Office lifestyles
@Fisheryboi oh yes. The guy that always brings up manual labor for males. MF do you know who does you manual labor? IMMIGRANTS being exploited like slaves. How do I know? I'm one of them. I get sent over there every six months under a program to do manual work because all you Americans don't wanna do shit. You always complain how low minimum wage is yet you have all these extremely well paid construction jobs that you don't take JUST BECAUSE IT IS MANUAL WORK. So no. It's not MALES doing your work. It's hard working PEOPLE both men and women work the field or work in construction and those names and gender will not appear under your state statistics because they don't have an ID
@Fisheryboi Most women don't make a big fuss about being the house provider though. My experience is, the men who are most vocal about "gender roles" in the household, are also the laziest when it comes to work. I knew a guy who just went on about men being providers and importance of gender roles. Yet he was the laziest guy in existence, he smoked weed from morning till night, never held any job except being a waiter, tried the military once but got kicked out of the army for laziness, and wouldn't even apply for an entry level office job because he said he'd feel embarrassed working "below" others when he is the smartest person he knows. He still wanted a 24/7 hour housewife and didn't expect to do anything around the apartment. It was clear he was fixated on a fantasy, but put no effort into his part of it. Lots of guys are like this.
This might be in bad taste, but the idea of people who previously fought for the Taliban ultimately dealing with the mundanity of bureaucracy and office life is kinda funny to me, I also find it disarmingly humanizing.
I always tried to maintain trying to understand how the taliban thought and why they were doing the shit they did but im gonna admit this was not how i expected this to go. The whining is glorious in as much as its kinda...i dont wanna say expected because i kinda didnt think about it but it feels very on brand.
I'm kinda caught between mocking laughter and a sorrow born from a twisted sense of kinship born from a mutual existential dread. All the while I know in the back of my head that they are in fact, not good people (or at least brainwashed earlier, which adds a different layer of misery). It's an...interesting feeling.
@Elegant Oddity Cognitive dissonance and ambivalence at its muddiest. I will say, though, that I hope this transition into modern mundanity helps to unravel their antiquated world views.
@@xXRickTrolledXx I think the funniest thing about this is an addiction to the internet is fairly likely to cause a slow dissolution of hardcore religious views which is fairly common in areas where the information economy opens up.
It's because they joined the shackles of the working class, albeit still conservative, bigoted, racist and horrible all around. They are opressed by the same social constructs as you, which gives a way to empathy. Noticing that is good, but it doesn't wash away the guilt
"Congratulations on winning your revolution." *slams a literal mountain of paperwork down on a desk* "These need to be filed by Monday." "But its Thursday!" "Better get filing then."
"Farim farim what do you mean you do not have the account estimates? Without those i can't get the spreadsheets done! Now I have to file an extension!"
@@sawtooth808 Well if they still had Fatima walking around, they might not be feeling overworked, because she knew her job. The taliban are uneducated though.
The taliban spent 20 years being hunted by the largest, most powerful military force on the planet, hiding in caves using surplus equipment and old trucks as transport, then spend a year doing office labor and its already breaking them 💀💀💀
All we had to do was make them go through the motion of filing to become recognized as leaders of Afghanistan and we could of saved countless lives. Jfc.
They're trained for guerrilla warfare, not office work. It is HARD to readjust to peace after years of war. Just like any war weteran(Please recall many suffer from issues as it is.)
@Bloodlyshiva thank you, Capitan Obvious! Now please remember that this is the Taliban and therefore they deserve ZERO empathy. They are religious zealots who treat women like animals and who murder innocent people. Let them 🔥 🔥 🔥
Oh, that's already happening, 100%. If a femboy streamer has a regular chatter with particularly bad grammer, ten to one it's either a taliban insurgent or a member of the CCP.
@@ManiacX1999 This might be quite shocking considering the world around us, but most politicians don't sit in their offices all day twirling their moustaches and thinking about how to make life more miserable for the citizenry. They're psychopaths, not sadists. Now lining their own pockets? You can rest easy knowing the Taliban leadership is doing that this very moment. But after their pockets are lined, they will do what they think is best for Afghanistan. And that is harshly enforced religious law.
@@andrasfogarasi5014 Yeah that is the Taliban leadership, we are talking about the grunts of the Taliban, the foot soldiers, they’re now realizing that mundane office jobs, and working for minimum wage at “Falafel in a box” is not all its cracked up to be. The ultimate way to defeat Taliban guerrillas, turn them into 9-5 drones.
@@ManiacX1999 You can't have a country in the first place without people in it to generate wealth, so the government has to care for them to at least some degree.
Someone needs to make a Venn diagram where one circle is Dolly Parton and the other is the Taliban. And the middle is "criticising how soul destroying a 9-5 job is".
@@brycewilson1741 Well i do, it takes away many of the daylight hours where we could get the healthy daylight and doing things and enjoying that with our families, best work hours would probably be from 22-6, only problem is, thats the time i sleep, (this is a half joke...)
@@michaelk.jensen1611 well when we live in a post scarcity society where most work is done by AI, then maybe that will happen. But hey, we might be getting a 4 day work week soon.
who knew that osama bin laden playing counterstrike would butterfly effect into the taliban complaining about modernity and femboy porn; sometimes we are in the best timeline.
Interviewer: so tell me about your past work experience This guy: I used to plant bombs Interviewer: Alright, you would be an excellent addition to our debt collection department
The TaIiban won their theocratic, lsIamo-fascist, revolution... and are not reveling in the fruits of their victory like they expected to. That's great lmao
what revolution exactly ? They were fighting 20 years of American and NATO allied occupation, im no fan of the Taliban , but they didnt ''win a revolution'' .. they expelled foreign occupiers from their country . Its not as if the Taliban didnt have any power before the US invaded .. therefore you can hardly call it a revolution. Moreover, the fact that this Taliban takeover happened, is literally the fault of America . If anyone is the blame here its the United States. Because in those 20 years the US didnt manage to defeat the Taliban .. in fact they only got stronger . Thanks America
they weren't even that radical, they made a deal with America to fight against other terrorist groups and not fight their neighbours, hence they are sucking so much, lmao you don't wanna see it when ISIS takes over Afghanistan, ain't nothing gonna get those guys out of those mountains then.
They are already doing that with ISIS. Right now, they are doing counter terrorists operations against ISIS (ironic), and ISIS has been attacking taliban strongholds and check points.
When the Taliban took over I wondered how they would adapt to civilian life, specifically since all of Afghanistan’s problems are now the Taliban’s responsibility.
Will this help the creation of a unified central Asia? Afghanistan would benefit from the Pakistan coast. Previously, it was a cultural split along the mountains that was against unification.
Exactly. This same problem the US codudnt FIX after 20 years. Heck, maybe they didnt even try and just laindry money towards politicians. Now the taliban has to REALLY work on it
Yeah you did they are adopting very well indeed, Lots of Amreqans Planz,Wpns,Vehicles they are Adopting to your Culture very well.Thanks for that.😂They Did not like the LVGBT part of your Culture but the Rest of it They Love it ,Especially the Imperyialism part they are Getting pretty Good at it too,
“Between depriving a man of one hour from his life and depriving him of his life there exists only a difference of degree.” -- office Fremen on after-work drinks
Well modern bureaucracy is the fastest way to make people want women back in the workforce and forget about sharia. Stoning is fun and games until it's your colleague Abdul and all his workload will be on your shoulders.
They can’t humble their ultra conservative ego and allow half their population to work alongside them. A foreboding image of what the West might look like if Christian nationalists ever usurped our democracies. Faith doesn’t govern countries
@@pelletrouge3032 not just quit. If you’re smart you can gain experience and then start your own business. By the time you are fifty you have employees doing the heavy manual part of the job and you just do the organizing and supervising stuff. Not as fun and hassle free as simple manual labor but it’s easier on your back and you make more money. And it’s never boring and repetitive as an office job.
I remember Jon Stewart predicting this would happen years ago. Lol. Everybody loves resisting and attacking the big bad authority. But when the dog catches the car, they tend to just repeat all the same mistakes and end up back exactly where they started.
It's especially hard for far right conservative revolutionaries because they can't handle change in any way. They did one thing, now that's all they're capable of doing for the rest of their lives. It's also hard for left wing liberation revolutionaries due to the whiplash, but not nearly as difficult.
Imagine fighting and shooting RPGs and sniping the opps for decades, screaming you want peace and freedom to only want to go back to the way it was. Wow
I bet these dudes really like shooting guns on the weekend or something, but as a civilian who has to purchase their own ammo, it probably gets super expensive, so they can only afford a few pistol rounds or something at a shooting range and it just doesn't feel the same.
X-D "We took over the country and wanted to be in charge! Now that we are in charge, people actually expect us to do stuff and blame us if things don't work... the world is so unfair." X-D
@@Based_Lord_WaifuI know we like the "AmeriKKKa bad lol" memes here. But nah... theocratic, lsIamo-fascist, regimes are not better than AmeriKKKa. On the other hand, theocratic, Christian fascism is an immenent threat so... We might be equal with Afghanistan soon.
To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if many of the Taliban Fighters assumed they would afterwards live the cushy job with a few wifes and slaves provided to them, ISIS style.
This is some of the strongest evidence I’ve seen in a long time that class and workplace struggle really does cross all cultural lines. They’re Muslim and I’m Atheist but we’re both exploited by the bourgeoisie and feel alienated
@@anonymous_4276 solution is to keep fighting, that is why the Talibs are cringy cuz they care too much about the opinion of others, they are just the watered-down version of ISIS basically.
My favorite part of a vaush video is that you start talking about the taliban struggling to transition to office work and you end up hearing his opinion on sex tourism all in 20 minutes.
Ironically, the Mongolian empire solved this problem by letting the men conquer and takeover territory while the Mongol Queens ruled the kingdom they conquered. Something tells me the Taliban isn't going to let the women rule the country they conquered...
When I was younger, I thought that I was surely born in the boring and basic timeline: didn't know that I was born in the wacky-dystopian one, holy fuck
They should have a scene where they stone a woman for asking for a job and work too, played by a clearly male very masculine actor with long hair as women can't work to play that role in their production.
Remember, the entire point of a Revolution is to get that paper pushing job in the ministry. If you don't want the fruits of victory, perhaps you shouldn't fight.
Afghanistan is Central Asia, not Middle East. The reason Kabul has so many people is the same reason Saigon had so many people. These are all refugees from the countryside fleeing the Vietcong or the Taliban.
I mean, is hard to make fun about this, because they are just suffering the same torment the rest of the world in the office, like, even fighters hiding in caves are now suffering from sitting on an uncomfortable chair and desk that breaks your back... in my case, literally.
@@cookiesmcsalsa1281 i work in manufacturing. It would be better if the office people actually knew a little bit about what we did before making absurd agreements with customers and then expecting us to work miracles. Wish I got paid more, but otherwise i enjoy it.
Voosh the Islamophobe, tbh i am starting to believe that a little bit after seeing many sussy comments he slips into these videos, and that Atheist ex muslim guy he debated who is basically a n@zi and Vaush basically agreeing with most of it, including the entire comment section. Im gonna email vaush because I believe his analysis on Islam sucks, and I also do think the left is way more permissive of Islamophobia than anti semitism for example.
I NEED a Taliban version of The Office. "one day you are fighting a glorious jihad, the next you are a district manager with files piling up on your desk....glory to Allah"
Why does this sound like its coming straight from a "what we do in the shadows" type of mockumentary sitcom?? This would be like the first episode of season 6 or something and in a few episodes they are back to the status quo
If only we could all have jobs destroying "immoral" systems created by other people but didn't have the responsibility of putting something better in place!
this always happens when “non-civilized” people conquer bureaucratic societies, they’re not used to administering civil institutions and get more lazy/corrupt than the previous ruling class, just look at how badly the mongol successor states administered the areas that their ancestors conquered, eastern europe and central asia was heavily depopulated, the middle east permanently lost the technological & intellectual parity it had with the west, & chinese institutions heavily decayed under the yuan dynasty, there’s literally countless examples throughout history but its funny to see in modern times
Agree, although during the Islamic Golden Age the Middle East and much of Africa was ahead of the West, more than just parity. Remember, during the time most of Europe was in the Dark Ages. The technological prosperity of the Greco-Roman times was mostly lost. The Byzantine Empire was the only part of Europe that had parity with the Middle East, the Songhai Empire, Abyssinia, and so on at that time. The Kievan 'Rus was large and had a big military but was technologically behind Byzantium back then. The blossoming of Europe came a little later during the Age of Conquest.
@@A86 during the early golden age they were more advanced than the west but by the 1000s majority of the prominent muslim caliphates fractured/collapsed and were largely replaced by petty sultanates who consistently got conquered by nomadic peoples, by then most of the northern hemisphere was in technological parity for about 2 centuries before the mongols decimated everyone except western europe it’s really underestimated how horrible mongol conquest and rule was, majority of societies they pillaged are all extremely authoritarian today, it’s probably not a direct correlation but its a strikingly coincidental one
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I would love a TV show about the Taliban adjusting to normal desk jobs.
The Office: Afghanistan
The Talibankers
“For the last time, stop CCing everyone on your fatwa emails!!!”
"who the hell put my AK in jello?"
You didn't *say* it would hosted by Nathan Fielder, but I *imagined* it being hosted by Nathan Fielder
In what universe is this not a fucking onion article 💀
Unfortunately, this one
Look around you. We all have been living in an Onion article since at least 2016.
I unironicly want the onion to become a bastion of journalism. When you can no longer make fun of the news you might as well just report on it.
@@derrickfoster644 I trust the onion to report accurately way more than most news channels.
The last decade
Taliban: Wants to be a real government.
Also Taliban: Hates actually being a real government
I don't think they realized that Sharia law does not cover a lot of aspects of running a country 😂
Alienating half your working population (women) and forcibly relegating them to the home and kitchen certainly doesn't help. Now all the men need to pull up their own bootstraps and do all the big boy jobs, just like they always wanted. Be careful what you wish for.
That's always the case with the right/far right.
@@somedudeok1451 out of touch and useless? 👃👈
@@somedudeok1451 conservatives can govern. Leftards cant
Everyone thought we ran away, but it was merely a tactical withdrawal to make sure our troops were safe before deploying our most devastating and destructive weapon:
Office lifestyles
Who knew that all we had to do to win the war on terror was give them access to twitter 😭
YOU SICK MONSTER!!! Nukes would have been a mercy compared to the 9 to 5 grind!
I. Declare. Bankruptcy!
Death from a sedentary job. True horror right there.
It does obliterate the lower back
The taliban experiencing worker alienation was not on my bingo card but I guess capitalism comes for us all, الرفيق.
Me neither, this timeline is wild
ok to be fair this guys are all like far right larpers who their prefered life style is to be cutting people's heads off in rural areas.
"The Taliban beat us and still lost!"
-my partner, cackling from the other room after I read this to him
@@RickPossible101 Just wait till they discover fast food and start making their own big Macs.
Inshallah
Even the Taliban can't handle Twitter, wild.
Speaking of Twitter, I wonder how much longer it’ll be until a rich man baby destroys it
Brother, this is an innapropriate topic.
Have you been there lately? It's awful.
@@vxicepickxv It’s pretty much a bougie version of 4chan 🤦♂️luckily there are other options out there
Taliban really falling off their sigma grindset
Afghan Psycho
*Inshasimga grindset
BETA!
"Okay guys! We have finally defeated the American Dogs!"
"Now what?"
"I don't know... I didn't think we'd get this far."
At this point the Taliban are pretty much the dog that caught the car, they are wondering Wtf to do.
Taliban: Women can't work. Men are providers.
Also Taliban: *Crying because he doesn't want to work.
Just like many men, they like the idea of being a "provider" but the reality of actually doing boring mundane work everyday? Nah.
@Fisheryboi being a stay at home dad while your 4 wives work ideal
@Fisheryboi oh yes. The guy that always brings up manual labor for males. MF do you know who does you manual labor? IMMIGRANTS being exploited like slaves. How do I know? I'm one of them. I get sent over there every six months under a program to do manual work because all you Americans don't wanna do shit. You always complain how low minimum wage is yet you have all these extremely well paid construction jobs that you don't take JUST BECAUSE IT IS MANUAL WORK.
So no. It's not MALES doing your work. It's hard working PEOPLE both men and women work the field or work in construction and those names and gender will not appear under your state statistics because they don't have an ID
@@AK-jm1sc most guys that talk like that don't have jobs and live with their mums
@Fisheryboi Most women don't make a big fuss about being the house provider though. My experience is, the men who are most vocal about "gender roles" in the household, are also the laziest when it comes to work. I knew a guy who just went on about men being providers and importance of gender roles. Yet he was the laziest guy in existence, he smoked weed from morning till night, never held any job except being a waiter, tried the military once but got kicked out of the army for laziness, and wouldn't even apply for an entry level office job because he said he'd feel embarrassed working "below" others when he is the smartest person he knows. He still wanted a 24/7 hour housewife and didn't expect to do anything around the apartment. It was clear he was fixated on a fantasy, but put no effort into his part of it. Lots of guys are like this.
This might be in bad taste, but the idea of people who previously fought for the Taliban ultimately dealing with the mundanity of bureaucracy and office life is kinda funny to me, I also find it disarmingly humanizing.
I always tried to maintain trying to understand how the taliban thought and why they were doing the shit they did but im gonna admit this was not how i expected this to go. The whining is glorious in as much as its kinda...i dont wanna say expected because i kinda didnt think about it but it feels very on brand.
I'm kinda caught between mocking laughter and a sorrow born from a twisted sense of kinship born from a mutual existential dread. All the while I know in the back of my head that they are in fact, not good people (or at least brainwashed earlier, which adds a different layer of misery). It's an...interesting feeling.
@Elegant Oddity Cognitive dissonance and ambivalence at its muddiest. I will say, though, that I hope this transition into modern mundanity helps to unravel their antiquated world views.
@@xXRickTrolledXx I think the funniest thing about this is an addiction to the internet is fairly likely to cause a slow dissolution of hardcore religious views which is fairly common in areas where the information economy opens up.
It's because they joined the shackles of the working class, albeit still conservative, bigoted, racist and horrible all around. They are opressed by the same social constructs as you, which gives a way to empathy.
Noticing that is good, but it doesn't wash away the guilt
"Congratulations on winning your revolution."
*slams a literal mountain of paperwork down on a desk*
"These need to be filed by Monday."
"But its Thursday!"
"Better get filing then."
Jannah was not suppose to have paper work 😂
"Farim farim what do you mean you do not have the account estimates? Without those i can't get the spreadsheets done! Now I have to file an extension!"
That's pretty generous, if it were where I worked, I'd have to have them filed by fucking Friday.
“Oh that Fatima, walking around revealing an ankle, what a hussy”
@@sawtooth808 Well if they still had Fatima walking around, they might not be feeling overworked, because she knew her job. The taliban are uneducated though.
Omg its literally the post revolution meme happening in real life
100% yes, history keeps repeating
It's funnier every time it happens
The taliban spent 20 years being hunted by the largest, most powerful military force on the planet, hiding in caves using surplus equipment and old trucks as transport, then spend a year doing office labor and its already breaking them 💀💀💀
All we had to do was make them go through the motion of filing to become recognized as leaders of Afghanistan and we could of saved countless lives. Jfc.
You love to see it! Hopefully they all start mass deleting themselves soon lol
@@TheAmericanAmerican
Not before the Taliban leadership robs the country blind
They're trained for guerrilla warfare, not office work. It is HARD to readjust to peace after years of war. Just like any war weteran(Please recall many suffer from issues as it is.)
@Bloodlyshiva thank you, Capitan Obvious!
Now please remember that this is the Taliban and therefore they deserve ZERO empathy. They are religious zealots who treat women like animals and who murder innocent people. Let them 🔥 🔥 🔥
Lol the 8-5 "grind" erasing all sense of community and connectedness? Shock. Shhhhhock.
Truly incredible.
"Many mujahedin, including me, are addicted to the internet, especially Twitter." How long until we see a few of them liking femboy posts?
Femboy sauce for the coomrades: JennaTrap, ZachTheTopic/PIayboyZach, lsaMuIIerOfc and BubbIeBumButt
I just did, Afghanistan Zindabad! first trans inclusionary islamo-fascist
Brother whatever makes me hard is a woman so it's halal. Allah knows best
Oh, that's already happening, 100%. If a femboy streamer has a regular chatter with particularly bad grammer, ten to one it's either a taliban insurgent or a member of the CCP.
Who knew that running a functional government that helps the people was super hard?
Me uga bunga, what are gyms?
Why do you think they actually want to help their people?
@@ManiacX1999 This might be quite shocking considering the world around us, but most politicians don't sit in their offices all day twirling their moustaches and thinking about how to make life more miserable for the citizenry. They're psychopaths, not sadists. Now lining their own pockets? You can rest easy knowing the Taliban leadership is doing that this very moment. But after their pockets are lined, they will do what they think is best for Afghanistan. And that is harshly enforced religious law.
@@andrasfogarasi5014 Yeah that is the Taliban leadership, we are talking about the grunts of the Taliban, the foot soldiers, they’re now realizing that mundane office jobs, and working for minimum wage at “Falafel in a box” is not all its cracked up to be. The ultimate way to defeat Taliban guerrillas, turn them into 9-5 drones.
@@ManiacX1999 You can't have a country in the first place without people in it to generate wealth, so the government has to care for them to at least some degree.
Someone needs to make a Venn diagram where one circle is Dolly Parton and the other is the Taliban. And the middle is "criticising how soul destroying a 9-5 job is".
I did just that and made a Tweet about it.
I don’t see the problem with a 9-5 job. The problem is that people end up in 9-5 jobs that they don’t enjoy.
@@brycewilson1741 It’s a joke
@@brycewilson1741 Well i do, it takes away many of the daylight hours where we could get the healthy daylight and doing things and enjoying that with our families, best work hours would probably be from 22-6, only problem is, thats the time i sleep, (this is a half joke...)
@@michaelk.jensen1611 well when we live in a post scarcity society where most work is done by AI, then maybe that will happen. But hey, we might be getting a 4 day work week soon.
who knew that osama bin laden playing counterstrike would butterfly effect into the taliban complaining about modernity and femboy porn; sometimes we are in the best timeline.
Hey I complain about modernity and femboy porn too! Now old school CoD porn parodies, that's where it's at.
Femboy sauce for the comrades: PIayboyZach/ZachTheTopic, JennaTrap, lsaMuIIerOfc and BubbIeBumButt
@@YokaiXbro have an ounce of shame
@@janefkrbtt Okay Jane Fuckerbutt
Getting AWPED enough will do that to ya
Interviewer: so tell me about your past work experience
This guy: I used to plant bombs
Interviewer: Alright, you would be an excellent addition to our debt collection department
This is going to lead to some very exciting exit interviews.
@@werwolfnategood lord that was good 😂😂💀💀
Vaush please debate someone from Taliban, as leftists we should convert the proletariat of all countries to leftists
😂
He should unironically do this
Not too far off from debating Nazis tbf
Oh the burden of the white man😅
That’d be so funny lol
"Brother, this is an inappropriate question"
*Man, what the fuck timeline do we even live in anymore*
Its as if we have Japanese anime weeb subculture coexisting with the Knights Templar of the 4th Crusade. It seems so dissonant
@@DieNibelungenliad Indeed
@@DieNibelungenliad Nothing coexists outside the internet. they'd wipe the mountain ranges with that guy's head if he was in front of them lmao.
The TaIiban won their theocratic, lsIamo-fascist, revolution... and are not reveling in the fruits of their victory like they expected to. That's great lmao
what revolution exactly ? They were fighting 20 years of American and NATO allied occupation, im no fan of the Taliban , but they didnt ''win a revolution'' .. they expelled foreign occupiers from their country . Its not as if the Taliban didnt have any power before the US invaded .. therefore you can hardly call it a revolution. Moreover, the fact that this Taliban takeover happened, is literally the fault of America . If anyone is the blame here its the United States. Because in those 20 years the US didnt manage to defeat the Taliban .. in fact they only got stronger . Thanks America
Yeah it’s great until you realise they will just step by step sell out their entire country to China
This is kinda where the OG Cuban revolutionaries come in, they can help the Taliban foot soldiers make the transition.
they weren't even that radical, they made a deal with America to fight against other terrorist groups and not fight their neighbours, hence they are sucking so much, lmao you don't wanna see it when ISIS takes over Afghanistan, ain't nothing gonna get those guys out of those mountains then.
Vaush: The Taliban didn’t have a plan for how they’d govern. Did the Taliban think they’d never win?
Taliban: … Correct
same thing with fascists in the us lmaoo
Ah the Trump strategy lol
Don't dumb down Facists they always want to win, but want everyone else to comply to their bs
Maybe they hoped to die and leave all the boring stuff to whoever survived
Surely their plan was to just follow their holy book.
Not much about efficient admin on there I guess
they hoped to die and get into paredise with a bunch of virgins
Any bets on how long they'll continue doing mundane jobs until they begin to Taliban themselves?
Oh, you mean infighting and destabilization that will make the country vulnerable to more invasions? Possibly soon. Lol😅
Half a generation; less than 15 years is my guess
I am expecting a chinese style student revolution within 10 years.
They are already doing that with ISIS. Right now, they are doing counter terrorists operations against ISIS (ironic), and ISIS has been attacking taliban strongholds and check points.
When the Taliban took over I wondered how they would adapt to civilian life, specifically since all of Afghanistan’s problems are now the Taliban’s responsibility.
Will this help the creation of a unified central Asia? Afghanistan would benefit from the Pakistan coast. Previously, it was a cultural split along the mountains that was against unification.
Exactly.
This same problem the US codudnt FIX after 20 years.
Heck, maybe they didnt even try and just laindry money towards politicians.
Now the taliban has to REALLY work on it
I guess in the end we really did win by making them Americans.
American culture victory
*US National Anthem intensifies* 🇺🇸
@@TheAmericanAmerican
U.S.A U.S.A
Yeah you did they are adopting very well indeed, Lots of Amreqans Planz,Wpns,Vehicles they are Adopting to your Culture very well.Thanks for that.😂They Did not like the LVGBT part of your Culture but the Rest of it They Love it ,Especially the Imperyialism part they are Getting pretty Good at it too,
Ah, the old problem of trying to turn swords into plowshares
All they need is a single plains.
Nice one :)
@@cookies23z I understood that reference....
I mean... they did send the US into exile... I wonder how much life we gained?
Warrior in a garden
Literally the plot of Dune Messiah
Cmon man spoilers. I bought that book last year but haven't gotten to it yet.
“Between depriving a man of one hour from his life and depriving him of his life there exists only a difference of degree.” -- office Fremen on after-work drinks
@@HeronSight I read a chapter when I first got it and haven’t picked it up since, but I still want to read it.
@@isabelmcgaugh711All books after Dune are straight nosedive.. Dune was decent, Messiah sort of - the rest, subpar.
@@doomdrake123 ooop
What timeline is this, why won’t I wake up
the funny timeline
We're on the hilarious downward spiral timeline
@@tomisaacson2762 clownworld timeline?
@Tom Isaacson all spiraling towards the big funny.
This is the timeline that ends with Polnad doing the Funni! 🤣
Well modern bureaucracy is the fastest way to make people want women back in the workforce and forget about sharia. Stoning is fun and games until it's your colleague Abdul and all his workload will be on your shoulders.
They can’t humble their ultra conservative ego and allow half their population to work alongside them. A foreboding image of what the West might look like if Christian nationalists ever usurped our democracies. Faith doesn’t govern countries
I need to show this to my parents when they say that I need to stop complaining about work and appreciate that I'm not doing manual labor 😆
Manual labor is great you gotta try it
@@pelletrouge3032 it pays great until your fifty and regret everything
@@athousandfeethigh Gotta quit while you’re ahead
@@pelletrouge3032 not just quit. If you’re smart you can gain experience and then start your own business. By the time you are fifty you have employees doing the heavy manual part of the job and you just do the organizing and supervising stuff. Not as fun and hassle free as simple manual labor but it’s easier on your back and you make more money. And it’s never boring and repetitive as an office job.
@@pansepot1490 So you're saying manual labor is a pyramid scheme lol
When the conservative realize that traditional sucks
Rural life is traditional though.
@@SafavidAfsharid3197 not necessarily
@@SafavidAfsharid3197 rural life and traditional life are definitely not simpatico
I remember Jon Stewart predicting this would happen years ago. Lol. Everybody loves resisting and attacking the big bad authority. But when the dog catches the car, they tend to just repeat all the same mistakes and end up back exactly where they started.
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Next minute; they start using desk jobs as a form of torture.
Those of us who were forced to participate in work designated virtual “happy hours” already know the torture well.
@@MrSkeltal268 Iol yeah and I’m guessing they were only implemented because they improve all over productivity.
It's especially hard for far right conservative revolutionaries because they can't handle change in any way. They did one thing, now that's all they're capable of doing for the rest of their lives. It's also hard for left wing liberation revolutionaries due to the whiplash, but not nearly as difficult.
Imagine fighting and shooting RPGs and sniping the opps for decades, screaming you want peace and freedom to only want to go back to the way it was. Wow
Capitalism baybeeeee
I bet these dudes really like shooting guns on the weekend or something, but as a civilian who has to purchase their own ammo, it probably gets super expensive, so they can only afford a few pistol rounds or something at a shooting range and it just doesn't feel the same.
Who doesn't want to play csgo irl
they are like the 20% of people in america, difference they do it irl not online playing PubG or CSG
X-D
"We took over the country and wanted to be in charge! Now that we are in charge, people actually expect us to do stuff and blame us if things don't work... the world is so unfair."
X-D
Better than America
@@Based_Lord_WaifuI know we like the "AmeriKKKa bad lol" memes here. But nah... theocratic, lsIamo-fascist, regimes are not better than AmeriKKKa. On the other hand, theocratic, Christian fascism is an immenent threat so... We might be equal with Afghanistan soon.
@@Based_Lord_Waifu how. I'm bring serious. Last time I checked the average American suffered from obesity, not famine.
who knew it was hard to adjust to a normal work life after fighting in a fucking war for years. clearly the us government still doesn't know.
To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if many of the Taliban Fighters assumed they would afterwards live the cushy job with a few wifes and slaves provided to them, ISIS style.
Plankton: “I don’t know. I didn’t think I’d get this far.”
"There is only ONE thing worse than an American..."
(Tears paper off board)
Taliban: *"A WOMAN."* 😐
Now we know what that last American soldier said before he boarded the cargo plane: “Remember. You wanted this.”
One of those “Well ain’t that the consequences of your actions” moments
This is some of the strongest evidence I’ve seen in a long time that class and workplace struggle really does cross all cultural lines. They’re Muslim and I’m Atheist but we’re both exploited by the bourgeoisie and feel alienated
You spend your life fighting and then you wind up in a crazy dystopian nightmare. Poor fellas.
At least they have a slave wife at home.
Yeah. People fight so hard for prosperity or peace, only to find peace and prosperity to be such a dystopian nightmare. It's tragic.
@@anonymous_4276 solution is to keep fighting, that is why the Talibs are cringy cuz they care too much about the opinion of others, they are just the watered-down version of ISIS basically.
My favorite part of a vaush video is that you start talking about the taliban struggling to transition to office work and you end up hearing his opinion on sex tourism all in 20 minutes.
I was JUST thinking this
Wouldn’t that go against Islam?
@@sawtooth808 Nope, as long as the women being "toured" aren't Muslim themselves, it's all halal.
Taliban: We don't want women working!
Bet, now you all gotta work.
Also taliban: Fuck this sucks!
When the worst person you know has a point
You're not that smart
Be quiet you low born wretch. You're suppose to make yourself invisible so you don't embarrass our side and make them feel better.
"Uh uh... TaIiban had a point"
No I don't think Vaush does
@@panthekirb7561I was talking about the taliban having a point about office jobs sucking
Ironically, the Mongolian empire solved this problem by letting the men conquer and takeover territory while the Mongol Queens ruled the kingdom they conquered. Something tells me the Taliban isn't going to let the women rule the country they conquered...
"We didnt withdraw, we simply deployed capitalism, jack"
This doesn't just feel like an article the onion would write, I am pretty sure the onion wrote this exact article like 10 years ago.
Men yern for the caves of the afghan mountains
When I was younger, I thought that I was surely born in the boring and basic timeline: didn't know that I was born in the wacky-dystopian one, holy fuck
I see a future reality show in the works here : pick a group of Taliban, show their daily lives, whining about working, bitching about overtime, etc.
One of you nerds needs to make the office theme song but like taliban version.
I want to see the Taliban Office.
They should have a scene where they stone a woman for asking for a job and work too, played by a clearly male very masculine actor with long hair as women can't work to play that role in their production.
Goddamn, Tempest keeps one-upping himself with these thumbnails
This is the funniest thing to come out of politics in a long time.
It's true what they said in Hamilton, "winning is easy, but governing's harder"
I never thought I'd see the day where the Taliban were stuck in cubicles, complaining about the lack of work/life balance
as a women enjoyer. I completly understand vaush's opinion on the public space with no bitches thing.
The Catch 22 of "Let the ANF win and work a 9-5, or see the Taliban through to the end and work a 9-5"
Well they could've fought ANF in perpetuity.
They would have a hard time even if they became farmers. Actually especially if they became farmers.
exactly, farming in the area is tough especially with all the distruction from the war (mine firlds, bobs and other leftovers)
There was huge opium cultivation to get some money.
The Taliban: “Our religion is supreme. Let’s enforce a theocracy”
The Taliban (in power): “We’ve enforced our theocracy. Now what?”
Spread it to the world, but they are too hooked on opium to care anymore so I guess we waiting for ISIS now to finish the job.
Now we need an Afghan remake of Fight Club.
Remember, the entire point of a Revolution is to get that paper pushing job in the ministry. If you don't want the fruits of victory, perhaps you shouldn't fight.
Afghanistan is Central Asia, not Middle East. The reason Kabul has so many people is the same reason Saigon had so many people. These are all refugees from the countryside fleeing the Vietcong or the Taliban.
@@gudmundursteinar no they have many people because they are the biggest city in the reason so they have many job there
Yeah, hindsight is a b….
probably one of the strongest arguments for reformism that exists
Chad Take
I did not expect the Taliban Proletariate XD
20 years of US occupation couldn't break the Taliban's spirit. Late stage capitalism did it in 2. 😂
Taliban Communist Arc when?
When they give up theocratic, lsIamo-fascism
Islamic Sharia Socialism when!!!!!!
This is basically half the characters of Dune: Messiah
They are just like me fr
I almost cried laughing at this...
We need a Borat - style "the Office" spin off about the Taliban ! It would be HILLARIOUS !!
I mean, is hard to make fun about this, because they are just suffering the same torment the rest of the world in the office, like, even fighters hiding in caves are now suffering from sitting on an uncomfortable chair and desk that breaks your back... in my case, literally.
This is weirdly validating. Office work really sucks, doesn’t it?
@@cookiesmcsalsa1281 yeah so hard to work on a desk , and paper office. like isn't that the dream job compared to working service, or manufacturing
@@ulisesleon2870 yeah, cashier and restaurant work sucks. I do not envy those people. Don’t know much about manufacturing work, unfortunately.
@@cookiesmcsalsa1281 i work in manufacturing. It would be better if the office people actually knew a little bit about what we did before making absurd agreements with customers and then expecting us to work miracles. Wish I got paid more, but otherwise i enjoy it.
Voosh the Islamophobe, tbh i am starting to believe that a little bit after seeing many sussy comments he slips into these videos, and that Atheist ex muslim guy he debated who is basically a n@zi and Vaush basically agreeing with most of it, including the entire comment section. Im gonna email vaush because I believe his analysis on Islam sucks, and I also do think the left is way more permissive of Islamophobia than anti semitism for example.
I NEED a Taliban version of The Office. "one day you are fighting a glorious jihad, the next you are a district manager with files piling up on your desk....glory to Allah"
Rolf too yearns the simple life as a noodle head.
My mom says not to play with my belly button
This needs to become an Onion skit.
The Office: Taliban Edition
PLZZZZZZ MAKE IT HAPPEN
me too brothers, inshallah
When even the taliban can’t escape capitalist realism
you dont know what that means. The fact they prefer what they were doing is beyond capitalist realism imagination
Random Taliban : I wish I was being shoot at in the middle of the mountains than do paperwork
Litterally: "I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far..." moment
Holy shit, I'm reading Dune Messiah right now, and this is literally the Fremen after Paul's jihad :D
Oh no who knew they wouldn't be able to run a country?
see that’s the thing they can, it just sucks
Even if they could, I don't see theocratic, lsIamo-fascism regimes, having much steam. lran's is cracking a bit recently.
Their sons will be educated and do a better job. Just wait a generation.
@@Tribuneoftheplebs society can’t wait a generation for men to stop being babies. They’d be fine if they just gave the women their jobs back.
Capitalism comes at you fast.
Never thought we'd have anything in common but here we are...
Welcome to capitalism lads. Might I suggest overthrowing your regime?
They should try socialism
Well, that won't happen unless they give up their theocratic, lsIamo-facsism.
No one told them life was going to be this way.
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im SCREAMJNG at this fucking thumbnail 💀💀💀💀
Skill issue suffer like the rest of us
That's why Revolutionaries are always in trouble. They like the field action too much.
Why does this sound like its coming straight from a "what we do in the shadows" type of mockumentary sitcom??
This would be like the first episode of season 6 or something and in a few episodes they are back to the status quo
The idea of a bunch of radical islamists having to confront the horrors of late stage capitalism is so fucking funny to me.
They say women shouldn't work *now* but give them a decade or so, by then they'll wonder why they didn't let them work sooner!
If only we could all have jobs destroying "immoral" systems created by other people but didn't have the responsibility of putting something better in place!
this always happens when “non-civilized” people conquer bureaucratic societies, they’re not used to administering civil institutions and get more lazy/corrupt than the previous ruling class,
just look at how badly the mongol successor states administered the areas that their ancestors conquered, eastern europe and central asia was heavily depopulated, the middle east permanently lost the technological & intellectual parity it had with the west, & chinese institutions heavily decayed under the yuan dynasty,
there’s literally countless examples throughout history but its funny to see in modern times
Agree, although during the Islamic Golden Age the Middle East and much of Africa was ahead of the West, more than just parity. Remember, during the time most of Europe was in the Dark Ages. The technological prosperity of the Greco-Roman times was mostly lost. The Byzantine Empire was the only part of Europe that had parity with the Middle East, the Songhai Empire, Abyssinia, and so on at that time. The Kievan 'Rus was large and had a big military but was technologically behind Byzantium back then. The blossoming of Europe came a little later during the Age of Conquest.
You were there because you had a time machine or did you forget to take your mandatory medication? Which one is it?????
@@jimmydelore1361 *Someone talks about history* You: “But we’re you there?!” Very high IQ. Well done.
@@A86 during the early golden age they were more advanced than the west but by the 1000s majority of the prominent muslim caliphates fractured/collapsed and were largely replaced by petty sultanates who consistently got conquered by nomadic peoples, by then most of the northern hemisphere was in technological parity for about 2 centuries before the mongols decimated everyone except western europe
it’s really underestimated how horrible mongol conquest and rule was, majority of societies they pillaged are all extremely authoritarian today, it’s probably not a direct correlation but its a strikingly coincidental one
@@jimmydelore1361 its called written history??? wtf are you on about
Capitalism vs Islamism
Capitalism 1
Islamism 0
bald and bankrupt is *morally* bankrupt, he's doing fine for cash.
18:26 one of the funniest moments on this channel lol he just realized this was supposed to be about the talibans
I think our reality is choking on the Onion at this point!
This reminds me of that rick and morty episode where the night people take over and realize life sucks