Oh yea decaffeinated coffee is the anti coffee hilarious sketch lmao 😁 😎. Oh yea to vampire and warewolf it doesn't work. Lmao 😁 😎. I meant use em ty 😉
I will never forget that "I got to get the hell out of here" line. I still use to this day, when people try to talk me into helping with shit. "Hey man, I was wondering if you could help-".
Kids in the Hall also had an addiction sketch but the character was a Tea Addict! The character's referred to as "Tea Bastard" and the sketch generically titled "Tea Addiction." "Give me a tea, you bastard!" => from the sketch, "Tea Factory"
This is me on Coffee but not anymore.I have the last jar and there will be no more coffee or refined sugar again for me.Coffee is a powerful anxiety generator
You know what the funny thing is? Caffeine has same effects as cocaine. Even the alliteration of caffeine and cocaine similar. Coffee is the third/fourth greatest world commodity. If any drug lord was smart enough, he/she would make shitloads of money by buying coffee bean farms and doping the beans.
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Flicking decaff on him, like holy water on a vampire, great clip.
Vampire no sun no wooden stake to the heart no . Silver bullet to warewolf no . I'm skipping this lol 😂
Oh yea decaffeinated coffee is the anti coffee hilarious sketch lmao 😁 😎. Oh yea to vampire and warewolf it doesn't work. Lmao 😁 😎. I meant use em ty 😉
The power of decaf compels you!
Nice to see how Coffee Guy's eyes look without the caffeine, lol
Madtv had better comedians than today's mainstream
The first time I ever saw this I lost it when he started licking the floor "I dont want anyone to slip!" 😆🤣
Still funny stuff over 20 years later!
From a time when comedy didn't have to be all political and stupid humor ruled!
20? try 25
Amen
Like having an alcoholic working in a liquor store!!!!
"Caffeine is longer my master." If Starbucks employees say that, they would be fired.
The power of Decaf compells you. Lmao!
Aries is always the security guard
lol
Hey look, it's Keanu Reeves hyped up on caffeine! ;)
Simply Magical "YEAH! :D"
Andrew Bowen actually played Keanu
I know Kung fu and coffee ☕️
Is this a Jim Carrey impersonator. Damn he is good....now I want to have a cup of strong coffee.
Haven’t laughed so hard that I cried in a long time lmfao 🤣
This is the only Mad TV character that genuinely frightens me... well him and Bunifa.
Charlie sheen meets Jim Carrey lol
I was expecting the coffee lady to say "the power of the bean compells you"
I busted out laughing at your comment. Good one.
I will never forget that "I got to get the hell out of here" line. I still use to this day, when people try to talk me into helping with shit. "Hey man, I was wondering if you could help-".
Well great for you, MadTv invented this phrase then .....
So you admit to never helping anyone with anything? Nice person.... But when YOU need help... 🤨
This is your brain on caffeine...
Daddy's home! And look what you were hiding in the back room, you bad girl! Mmm..mm..mm..mmm! LMFAO
greyfox37 best line ever
This is how my Dad acts if he can't have his coffee.
Tweak from southpark is REAL
This might be their funniest sketch ever
"ahhhhnng uh dear uhhhhng di dear diary uhhh" i always crack up on that part.
Has me in tears lmao
Yeah it does crack me up 😂
And he just scribbling the words lmao
Malcolm Washington umm when does he say that?
The diary entry part was friggin funny.
I miss old MADtv.
i have never got this wired but i guess that is why Stan McNer is my favorite character on Mad Tv.
Nicolas Cage & Jim Carrey if they had a baby
Can't laugh.. too close to home.
I know exactly how he felt with the anti-coffee.
“That’s decaf! That’s the anti coffee!”
This is nightmare fuel but hilarious af!
Decaff is definitely the anti-coffee.
Or..... is it that coffee is the anti decaf?
Man... That last line...
It really hits home...
It's the anti-Coffee... Hilarious!
That makes stan the coffee man the coolest guy on earth.
Coffee Guy will someday (if not already), be the reason the drinking age for coffee will 21 and over. Like almost everything else.
This is me every morning lol.
Dude is acting like he's on more than just coffee!
Adam Sandler and Nicolas Cage if they had a baby
Ha brilliant, cant believe ive never noticed that.
I could see Nicolas Cage, but not Adam. To me it was more Nicolas and Jim Carrey.
jim carrey too
No, it’s Jeff Goldblum on coke. 😂
+Gem Draco Exactly !
The anti-coffee compels you! The anti-coffee compels you!
hahhaa basically an exorcism at the end XD
He says, you've been hiding in the back you bad girl😅
haha, I remember those days when I used to watch this coffee guy. His eyes are so trippin.
The head jerk movements are amazing!
Started drinking coffee yesterday exactly how I felt after the 7th cup.
Kids in the Hall also had an addiction sketch but the character was a Tea Addict!
The character's referred to as "Tea Bastard" and the sketch generically titled "Tea Addiction."
"Give me a tea, you bastard!" => from the sketch, "Tea Factory"
Gotta go! Waters boiling!
Well, gotta go! The water's boiling! LOL
he seemed awfully.....calm
This is what caffeine does to people!
Not caffeine,but abusing it does
"sorry lady, just the greatest moment of my life!" tehehhehe
This is what happens when Jim Carrey drinks coffee
fantastic!
Best skits ever!
Just laughing my arse off here Guys. Best ...
he's hilariously awesome
1:25 every morning at the office!
LMAO he got tazed and thought it was the coffee rofl
Oh God, that made me a bit nauseous. Just thinking about drinking that much coffee makes my stomach turn. x.x
One of the most original characters ever created for a sketch comedy show. How many Stan the Java Man skits did Mad Tv do?
this guys amazing dude
scary....in a funny way xD
look at his eyes!
ROFL! 😂 Was this character inspired by the idea of Jeff Goldblum on coke?
That's weird, an officer telling someone to get OFF the floor instead of the other way around.
FUCKED UP AND AT THE SAME TIME FUNNY!
woww this is old school mad tv, respectt
#LOL , Nice to see this video while drinking coffee right now. and yes he also reminds me of Jim Carrey.
Sooooooo hilarious!!!!!! Lmao
This is so good
This is me on Coffee but not anymore.I have the last jar and there will be no more coffee or refined sugar again for me.Coffee is a powerful anxiety generator
1:08 might make a good song intro or something
hilarious af !
All the coffee you can drink
TLMAO, such an addict, hahaha, perfect delivery.
This reminds of the Sugar&Coffee skits on All That
Had this guy been Finnish, he would never have had a problem.
it's like maniac but with coffee
its the coffee guy from madtv
hey this stuff has a kick in it!
This guy is good.
hahah that tall guy is cute :D
Top acting!
LOFL!
all the coffee i can drink lol
this is so fucking great XD
He looks like Zac Bagens from Ghost Adventures. Miss Mad TV.
Those glasses & hair!!! Lol!!
He looks and moves like a muppet, especially with those eyes
You know what the funny thing is? Caffeine has same effects as cocaine. Even the alliteration of caffeine and cocaine similar. Coffee is the third/fourth greatest world commodity. If any drug lord was smart enough, he/she would make shitloads of money by buying coffee bean farms and doping the beans.
o man coffee is so f****n good... wish i had all the coffee i can drink... i wouldnt sleep for like 5 days :D
Pat Kilbane
1:25 Imagine Jim Carrey playing that role.
Wouldn't want anyone to slip...lol.
Wouldn't want anyone to slip!
Most of the people that commented here wasnt even a twinkle in their daddys eye when this was made. I recorded this on vhs. Still got it i think.🤔🤔🤔
He licked the coffe on the ground lol I've been there.
THE ANTI-COFFEE! HAHAHA
LOL. Look at his eyes.
Love the description
Taken from an episode.
No shit XD
Oh well gotta go WATER'S BOILING.
Kind of scary slash freaky!
Good Times!!!
oh i love MAD tv re OLD crew I have the First show LAUGH