i literally just watched the worse apartment video n the update one first where susan was the business manager lmao n now there's another susan in this
Your 9 MONTH old?? LOL!!! Talk to me when your child is 9 YEARS old like my girl is! Finally have my second (well, third, I had a miscarriage, then the day I was supposed to give birth, we found out we are pg with this baby boy! I'm 24 weeks!) bun in the oven! My two Earth kids will be exactly 10 years apart! Lord give me strength! LOL! Noah is adorable!
I thought that too at first but she said there was a bunch of bars next to the one she was at, and back in my day, it was just pots and painted in that area. Either way, rep that 850. 🤘😂🙌
Jessi "This is a story" Me: "Now this is a story all about how My night got flipped turned upside down Let me take 16 minutes just sit right there I'll tell you how I was left stranded at a club somewhere"
You're looking great! And I love when you show Noah! And don't even worry about ALWAYS being late on videos because I'm always late and forget about things and watching videos and when they're "supposed" to go up. So we're on the same wave length and people need to calm their tits.
I like you, like legit.. you seem down to earth and like such a nice genuine person. I used to be a gabbie hanna fan and always felt something was off about her, but wow... all the things coming to light are a huge eye opener. Anyways, just know you got a new subscriber :)
Hahahaha "who's texting us?" lol I love it and I love you! Can you do more conspiracy theory videos? I don't even watch those videos ( with the exception of yours) cause the way you explain things are wonderful. Not to mention, I feel like I'm listening to my best friend talk. Oh, and more videos with Kathleen!!!!! Am I asking too much? Lol 💞
Favorite part of this story, the girl/fan who looked out for you! Girls looking out for each other warms my heart. Thanks for another fun storytime, Jessi :)
Avianna Prentice i'm dying over that!! Lmao i was looking for these comments! I'm the same way though! "Who's texting us?! Oh they wanna know how you are? We're good!"
Okay before I get onto the video, your skin is looking flawless, Noah is amazing, you’re doing great at parenting, and I will never skip an ad on you so you better do a 12 days of holidays things for the higher ad cents amount
Yeahhhh from Tallahassee....college side is indeed a crazy side of town that I thankfully didn't grow up in but instead outter Tallahassee where its mostly families
I LOVE ur videos!!!! Ur my favorite channel, and so also LOVE the collabs with KathleenLights (and when u guys talk in the Miranda Sings voice) Also loved the baby update!! And "whenever someone texts my husband's phone at midnight, I grab the phone and say 'Oh, who's texting us?!'" Hahahahahaha!! Love that!
Just wanted to let you know that "The Bus Ride From Hell" is my favourite video on the internet. And I watch a lot of videos on the internet. Thank you for existing.
I feel you girl on the drama topic, I hate having drama in my own life (except for the future storytimes yeeeeeet), but god damn who doesn't love sipping some tea on the sidelines of someone else's drama? Sah good. Love you and Noah so much!!!
I discovered your channel with your most recent video with Kathleen and omg I'm OBSESSED meaning I can't do shit without you I literally shower with my waterproof case just so I can watch you 😂😂😂😂
Jessi, I know you don't post a lot anymore and I understand that you're busy, but I just want you to know how much I look up to you. I love how confident you seem about posting. If you saw my videos you would understand the contrast I'm seeing. Maybe it isn't like a big deal in your eyes but the way you present your thoughts and emotions with your expressions, gestures, things you say, you just, are on point. I just wanted to share this with you and hope it brightens your day. There are people on here who follow you (including me) who like don't even care what it is you talk about, we just love that you're being you and being genuine. Love all of your videos. Keep em coming at your own pace, but don't forget about us
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS GOLD UGHHH!!! I'm only at 1:52 but you've already cracked me up so much! ALSO you look amazing in this video! love the makeup! xxxxx
It's not Lance Baxter guys he's a great friend of mine till this day so please leave poor Lance out of this lol 💛
I live for your story times.
I KNEW IT WASNT HIM. God, people be making up shit and stuff ay yi yi
JessiSmiles I LOVE YOU
JessiSmiles Best line ever in your video’s, “I’m a woman of my word. *pause* Ok, I am literally not.” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣You crack me up!
JessiSmiles do a video why u and gabbie don’t talk anymore.... she talked about u on Shane’s podcast!!!
Baby Noah😫😭
I know 😩😩
I’m binge watching jessi story times after her gabbie video and dam I love this girl
Maisie Was here holy shit same, but only because RUclips keeps putting them in my home page.
I’ve never related more
i’d dude it’s not just me then😂
Me too!
Samesies girl.
I’m dying he is SOOOOO CUTE😍😍😍
Oml I love your conspiracy theories and I think you are so pretty! Keep up the work
Kendall Rae Yaayy!! Love your Channel Kendall!
Kendall Rae!!!!!!!! 💕💕💕
“My husbands phone goes off at midnight and I’m like ‘hey who’s texting US’” 😂You are an inspiration.
McKenna Kelso Hahahah I love this
“who’s texting us?” me 😂
Me: I fucking hate chokers. Ugh sick of them
Jessi: *wears a choker*
Me: fucking I C O N I C ™💯 I LOVE
I knew Noah was gonna be the most precious cutest baby ever but somehow he exceeded expectations 😍
Jessica G is it hers?
Jessi out here looking as if she never had a baby... like damn girl ❤️❤️❤️
ugh this guy sounds perfect for lele 😩😩😍😍😍
+Liv C Lmaoooo
Liv C True hahaha
lmao dedd
Who is he? I got all tangled up in the viner count last time I watched her talk about these people
lemon waffle i’m not sure
dis gon be jewcy
Chaïmae C I'd buy the hell out of a shirt if this was on it
Jessi should make merch with some of her catchphrases
Caitlyn Nicole same
Chaïmae C why would she
Karla C. It's a joke calm your tatas
GOD BLESS SUSAN. MAY SHE HAVE AN ENTIRE LIFE OF HAPPINESS
Period. Hopefully she has seen this
i literally just watched the worse apartment video n the update one first where susan was the business manager lmao n now there's another susan in this
noah is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen 😭😭😭
Little Noah makes me miss when my now 9 month was little like that!
He is adorable!
MiBay I have a 9 month old too! I miss the snuggly newborn phase. It goes too fast.
Girl, wait till theyre a year old 😭 I have a 13 month old. I literally cry when I see a newborn 😭
Jewel Malone oh my goodness I don’t even want to think about that!
MiBay it's definitely a bitter sweet time 😂
Your 9 MONTH old?? LOL!!! Talk to me when your child is 9 YEARS old like my girl is! Finally have my second (well, third, I had a miscarriage, then the day I was supposed to give birth, we found out we are pg with this baby boy! I'm 24 weeks!) bun in the oven! My two Earth kids will be exactly 10 years apart! Lord give me strength! LOL! Noah is adorable!
You know it's gonna be good when it's a story about Jessi's relationships 😂
“My husband’s phone goes off at midnight and I’m like, “who’s texting us?”” 😂 had me dying...DYING!! 🤣
“When my husbands phone goes off at midnight and I’m like ‘who’s texting us?’” Saaaaame 😂
honestly I am just SO here for ladies looking after other ladies ♥ god bless you 'susan'
ooooo an old school jessi sloppy storytime hold on girl let me get a beer
thumbing up for susan, she is an angel. thank you for always sharing these stories
Jessi made the cutest baby
"Being married is amazing" PREACH GIRL. None of my single friends get it!
Really? I'm scared to get married bc everyone says it's a nightmare haha
Depends on the person you're with. Don't get married just to have a wedding.
- ̗̀ R A M O N A ̖́- nah it‘s freaking amazing. Married for a little over three years now and I never want it to end!
I love seeing Noah. My gosh you’re so blessed and he’s so precious.
Jessi is legit Latina Jennifer Lawrence
Roman Natale ew
na jessi is jessi
No, she’s just Latina.
She's a lot prettier than Jen Law.
@@pistachiosandpopcorn7146 jl is beautiful too
"We do not always get drunk in Tallahassee." I say sitting in my apartment getting drunk in Tallahassee
Jarebot HAHAHAHH YEAH SAME
My life for four years... lucky I survived... was she at the strip in this story? That’s my guess lol.
Me too! Tallanasty is what's up!
I was thinking maybe Pots
I thought that too at first but she said there was a bunch of bars next to the one she was at, and back in my day, it was just pots and painted in that area. Either way, rep that 850. 🤘😂🙌
Jessi "This is a story"
Me: "Now this is a story all about how
My night got flipped turned upside down
Let me take 16 minutes just sit right there
I'll tell you how I was left stranded at a club somewhere"
You're looking great! And I love when you show Noah! And don't even worry about ALWAYS being late on videos because I'm always late and forget about things and watching videos and when they're "supposed" to go up. So we're on the same wave length and people need to calm their tits.
Zami Chacon SAME😂
I stopped at 7-Eleven to get snacks for this, I'm ready girllllll
Noah is a perfect little delicious combo of you and nassim!!!!! That sounded so weird but I'll know you'll understand !!!!
erin h exactly what I was thinking!! He is perfect
100% I can't tell who he looks more like, perfect combo of them both!
I definitely read this as “Strangled at the Club” I was like WHAT.
Haley Elise same💀
Thats the only reason why i clicked on the video lmfao
Im so glad Noah is better!
me too!!!
you look *stunning* in this vid
squeeks 619 true tho
Read this title as “strangled” instead of stranded. Sooo almost died for a second.
OMG ME TOO I was confused....
Annie Oakes Me too!
me too
Same I thought I was going to have to fight someone
Literally thought it was until I read this comment... 😂😂😂
the whole time I was like where tf is her debit card now??
Omg Jessii you look glamorous today!!! I LOVE the choker!!! 💙🖤
Ikr I clicked and was like DAMNN 😂
Ana Lps yes we're everywhere #phandom
Ana Lps lol
I like you, like legit.. you seem down to earth and like such a nice genuine person. I used to be a gabbie hanna fan and always felt something was off about her, but wow... all the things coming to light are a huge eye opener. Anyways, just know you got a new subscriber :)
Damn Jessi looks like a freaking Snacc today
She a FuLL CoURsE MeAL😂
as well as every other day
post pregnancy GLOW
Hahahaha "who's texting us?" lol I love it and I love you! Can you do more conspiracy theory videos? I don't even watch those videos ( with the exception of yours) cause the way you explain things are wonderful. Not to mention, I feel like I'm listening to my best friend talk. Oh, and more videos with Kathleen!!!!! Am I asking too much? Lol 💞
Melissa Rose thanks for asking for everything I want to see! Lol girls got the list down pat
Youre the most beautiful mom ive ever seen! :) love you jessi
Favorite part of this story, the girl/fan who looked out for you! Girls looking out for each other warms my heart. Thanks for another fun storytime, Jessi :)
You are a Queen Jessi! So amazing, killing it at being a youtuber and killing it at being the most amazing mother!!!!!! Love you girl
giiiirlll $87 on taco bell 😫 please tell me you got your money back
i love you! never stop doing what you’re doing
Drama is entertaining that’s why I have friends that have a in in the drama.
MiBay anahhahaahh me😂💖
1 dislike.. I think he watched the video 😂
54. He made different accounts to dislike lol
who is he ?
85 he probs got his friends to dislike it aswell
Erika Garibay 😂😂😂
Who is he??
When she said "this is a story", please tell me I'm not the only one who finished that sentence with "all about how.".
NOAH IS ADORABLE!!!
Susan a real one
Yesssss perfect end to my day off 😍😍😍😍😍
Kristina Pierre YUS💘📸
i did not know jessi was 5'10. I can not imagine her being that tall. She seemed like she would be on the shorter side by her face for me lol
i thought she would be 5'6 at the most, i was like dang, you're really that tall?!?
nah she got tall queen energy
Kylie Kay yeah me too. Holy shit
" hmm who's texting us " I'M SCREAMING ! ALSO NOOOOOAOAAAAAHHHHH . I'M A NOAH STAN BITCHES
Avianna Prentice i'm dying over that!! Lmao i was looking for these comments! I'm the same way though! "Who's texting us?! Oh they wanna know how you are? We're good!"
Jessi with her beer💜 nostalgia!!!
HOTTEST MOM AWARD GOES TO JESSI 😍😍😍 my lord
I watch all the reality tv because I LOVE watching drama! It is the best. I also love story times to listen to drama. Thank you Jessi for sharing 😘
Jessie actually posting twice in a week??? Fuck yeahhhhhh
HI
Sorta happy to hear you're tall. My height has always made me insecure, so seeing beautiful, tall women makes my heart smile
Immediately stopped watching another video when I got the notification. :)
girl im so happy you found nassim cause wtf
It's nice to see Jessi in her natural state aka with a beer in her hand LOL
"My husband's phone goes off at midnight and I'm like, who's texting us?" LOL ME ASF.
College towns are a bit strange. I also say this as I’m sitting in my dorm studying as a student in college.
ME
R u rlly studying tho
Julia S nope. Literally just waiting for Thanksgiving break
Not to be chismosa or anything... but... is it Curtis
How does she not have 1 million she is so great
lily dupree she’s not consistent cx
You look so good!
Dude, I see you everywhere! Buzzfeed, Shane Dawson's channel, etc.
Me too!!
Ishan Ali ikr
Funny video saaame omg everywhere!!!!!
Okay before I get onto the video, your skin is looking flawless, Noah is amazing, you’re doing great at parenting, and I will never skip an ad on you so you better do a 12 days of holidays things for the higher ad cents amount
"when i'm drunk my arms turn into ramen noodles" LMAO 😂😂😂
Noah is so cute 😭😭💕
Your make-up is flawless
i love her and the fact that she has an adorable little baby makes me love her more.
Yeahhhh from Tallahassee....college side is indeed a crazy side of town that I thankfully didn't grow up in but instead outter Tallahassee where its mostly families
JESSI I WATCHED THE WHOLE AD FOR YA AND NOAH I HOPE YALL LIVE A GOOD LIFE
On RUclips so much I didn’t even need the notification. Yaas Jessie!!!
"I don't like drama in my own life, but I like love watching it in other people's lives." ME. SAME!
I LOVE ur videos!!!! Ur my favorite channel, and so also LOVE the collabs with KathleenLights (and when u guys talk in the Miranda Sings voice) Also loved the baby update!! And "whenever someone texts my husband's phone at midnight, I grab the phone and say 'Oh, who's texting us?!'" Hahahahahaha!! Love that!
Loved it haha also for some reason i feel really protective of little Noah like he is so precious and must be protected at all costs ❤❤❤❤
you look GORGEOUS!! Love your story-times!!
im in tears right now. HES ADORABLE!!!!
OMG YASS GIRL GIVE US THAT JUICY STORYTIME
My god your son IS GORGEOUS!!!! He is so darn pretty and cute that I cant get over it!
I went to FSU.....they call it Tallanasty for a reason lmao
omgggg the beginning was incredibly adorable like wow so cute
OMG your look is so 2000’s vibes I love it 😍
JINASMAKEUP No it's not? 2000's was lipgloss/shiny lips and simple eye makeup or smokey eye.
JINASMAKEUP nobody wore fake lashes in the 2000s
"I either get super fucking pissed... or I just start crying" ME 😂😂😂😂
Just wanted to let you know that "The Bus Ride From Hell" is my favourite video on the internet. And I watch a lot of videos on the internet. Thank you for existing.
I feel you girl on the drama topic, I hate having drama in my own life (except for the future storytimes yeeeeeet), but god damn who doesn't love sipping some tea on the sidelines of someone else's drama? Sah good. Love you and Noah so much!!!
Noah is a little Nassim mini me, he’s adorable!
OMG! That's the first time I have seen baby Noah! He's adorable!!!!
omg what lipstick are you wearing
Kylie Jenner lipstick
Looks like “lovebite” by Kylie or Lolita kvd
hold uppppp. Ive been watching you for literal YEARS and I never imagined u would be a mom and such a great mom too! he is soooo adorable omgggg
I'll save this for the morning when im getting ready but holy shit yes im excited
Courtney H I do the Same! Haha
YOUR SON IS MY FAVORUTE THING AND THIS STORYTIME IS AMAZING ABDH
I discovered your channel with your most recent video with Kathleen and omg I'm OBSESSED meaning I can't do shit without you I literally shower with my waterproof case just so I can watch you 😂😂😂😂
Lol this is so good
Jessi, I know you don't post a lot anymore and I understand that you're busy, but I just want you to know how much I look up to you. I love how confident you seem about posting. If you saw my videos you would understand the contrast I'm seeing. Maybe it isn't like a big deal in your eyes but the way you present your thoughts and emotions with your expressions, gestures, things you say, you just, are on point. I just wanted to share this with you and hope it brightens your day. There are people on here who follow you (including me) who like don't even care what it is you talk about, we just love that you're being you and being genuine. Love all of your videos. Keep em coming at your own pace, but don't forget about us
Thank god my husband just got home, I am going to pour myself a drink and watch this while he gives our son a bath! Cheers, Jess! 💕
Jessi omg Noah is such a handsome little baby! Im so happy for you, youre a wonderful mother 💙💙💙
you should do a video of your husband reacting to these kind of videos, ame el vídeo
Okay your skin looks SO good. Yes queen
I LOVE NOAH SO MUCH I'M CRYING
Ely Ramirez Weird bitch.
Tate Sanders who even are u
Your baby is so cute omg 😮 people say that all baby’s look the same but nope your baby is the cutest ❤️❤️
HOLY SHIT YOU POSTED SEMI-on time!! LOVE YOUR VIDEOS GIRL PLEASE KEEP DOING WHAT UR DOIN
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS GOLD UGHHH!!! I'm only at 1:52 but you've already cracked me up so much! ALSO you look amazing in this video! love the makeup! xxxxx