This is southern church memories meets house flipper and I'm dying in laughter. Please play more. Thank the Lord that faith is available outside of four walls lol
I'm nearly 23 but a kid, I used to go to a catholic primary school cause it was the closest to my home and still live near it but I was really into it as a child but was the kind type that loved all equally. My family was mostly Atheist or Agonistic and if not they were soft religious or had soft beliefs from many areas. I have a few hardcore family members who are Catholic but never saw them so I was never affected. Got out of it for many reasons (found out I was queer, was assaulted, SA including tcap type which is why I love the tcap videos cause it gives me hope there will be some justice) but I turned to spiritual wicca and community and to form friendships. I'm from Australia in Victoria 1 hour out the city (so pretty urban suburbs) so it's kinda funny that the 'Give me the money' part is on the mark no matter where in the world you are XD I'm sorry if this comment is heavy but it's my truth and I really want to thank Ken, his friends, his family and everyone in the community as well for the joy everyone gives
I really enjoyed your church service on rhis game. I don't go to church in real life but watching you play this game is so much fun & entertaining to watch 😊
The cash register 😂😂😂 that’s something my local church would have ngl 😂😂😂 I constantly get stuff in the mail asking for money and the church has so much of it, it’s insane.
Hey Ken! I frequent your main channel, I am a huge fan of yours, and Dane, as well. This is the first gaming video that I have seen of yours in years, and I LOVED IT. We NEED more of this southern character. Please!! 😂 -Love, from Texas
I don't usually watch gaming videos but I love how you don't take it seriously at all it's just a game for fun I lost it when he was preaching and said thr church name 😂
The accuracy of the absurd sermons really takes me back. Was trying to think of what the word was for the opposite of nostalgia, but I think they just call that trauma.
I knew you had a gaming channel, but never thought it would be this funny. Dude, im hooked. If you ever play multiplayer games like buckshot roulette, I would love to join
I was raised Irish Catholic. As my mom said “that was where you were baptized. It didn’t take.” Then right before Halloween, went to visit my husbands family in Alabama and the little ones asked about the whole “speaking in tongues” thing. Their response was “oh it’s a whole Holy Spirit thing”. I’m not completely in the family to say it’s total bs.
A sinner walks into a church. The preacher says “Repent, my children! For those that do, are welcome into the Kingdom of Heaven! For those that don’t repent, eternal torture awaits!” The sinner says “So, my choices are church or church? WHAT A CHOICE!”
Ken your fast pastor monologues were so good it was scary
You are so funny Ken 😂
Please play more. I wanna see if the cat really does get baptized 😂
Yes we must see the cats fate!!! 😂
Agreed
I'm only 47 seconds in and I can't wait for part two!
You had me at cat
They really baptize cats at the church of Satan…
_I read about it_
😏
Ken is unironically so good at preaching 😂
As someone raised Christian Baptist but no longer participates... This is HILARIOUS
Wait, church has practice ?!
I lost it when he whispered “premarital sex” in my ears XD
Hallelujah praise the Holy Moly Roly Poly Church of Christ! 🙌
Blasphemy! It's the church of Roly Poly, and it is holy moly 😉
The moly is very holy in this one, yeees😂
Holy Moly Rolly polly Church is my only church I go to!!!
Anyone else that can't create their own comment in the mobile app?
Amen
if they ever host weddings, the couples will be married in Holy Moly Rolly Polly Matrimony 😅
@@annawilson6663 I've had that happen to me before recently. Not sure, how to fix that.
1:32
I thought those were giant bugs all over the floor and Ken had a moment of seeing the future by naming the church RollyPolly 😂
Sir, I'm gonna need a cat baptism follow-up stat! Smite them sinners, Kenny!
This is southern church memories meets house flipper and I'm dying in laughter. Please play more. Thank the Lord that faith is available outside of four walls lol
2 likes and I will send this to my pastor
Guess I gotta send it 8 times now
Tell us how it goes... Because you have to send it now...
12:20 As a Grumps fan, the fact that he got 23 immediately had me rolling 🤣🤣
I literally said someone get Arin on the phone out loud
The Fortress never fails! 😂
@@caseysims6307 yes! The fortress of solitude 😂
I'm nearly 23 but a kid, I used to go to a catholic primary school cause it was the closest to my home and still live near it but I was really into it as a child but was the kind type that loved all equally. My family was mostly Atheist or Agonistic and if not they were soft religious or had soft beliefs from many areas. I have a few hardcore family members who are Catholic but never saw them so I was never affected. Got out of it for many reasons (found out I was queer, was assaulted, SA including tcap type which is why I love the tcap videos cause it gives me hope there will be some justice) but I turned to spiritual wicca and community and to form friendships. I'm from Australia in Victoria 1 hour out the city (so pretty urban suburbs) so it's kinda funny that the 'Give me the money' part is on the mark no matter where in the world you are XD
I'm sorry if this comment is heavy but it's my truth and I really want to thank Ken, his friends, his family and everyone in the community as well for the joy everyone gives
0:51 😂 I appreciate you specifying so no one else has to get offended.
This is hilarious! More! MOOOOORE!
Very funny lol. When you skim the book before class but know all the answers 🤣
He beat the man with a bat and said “amen” after. That took me out!
Crying 😂😂😂😂😂
Grew up in Alabama, this is very accurate for southern Baptist. 😂
The baby OMG XD As someone who was Southern Baptist growing up I had to start singing "are you washed in the blood of the lamb" xD
RUclips recapped just told me I'm in the top 2% of viewers on this channel 😂 I love it here!!
I like how the priest looks like a tired street gang member 😆
Yes . I need the Lawrd in my sinner life. Plus you gotta check out those people trying yo buy candles 😂
hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah have a kalua have a kalua
5:54 that preach was a bit too on the nose 😭💀
Please play more this was so funny 😂😂
"And in the name of the crusade I had to kill him" lmao
“Eating body” and “bathing in blood”although analogous sounds so twisted when you think about it.
🤔
His preaching sounded a little bit like Madea 😂
Imma give all my money to Ken's church. I've been converted 😂
I was raised going to church, but now I no longer attend. This is beyond accurate and hilarious to watch 😂
This was almost disturbingly accurate. Takes me back 😆
This is the only church I’ll attend. 😂
This stuff reminds me of a song that perfectly portrays the TV pastors. Lol
I really enjoyed your church service on rhis game. I don't go to church in real life but watching you play this game is so much fun & entertaining to watch 😊
I like how thuggish the pastor looks when you go into selfie mode 🤣 He looks straight from the Mafia 🤣
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 please make more of these
The cash register 😂😂😂 that’s something my local church would have ngl 😂😂😂 I constantly get stuff in the mail asking for money and the church has so much of it, it’s insane.
I go to church, and this had me rolling XD
As someone who went through 14 years of catholic schooling (pre-school and k-12), I love this and the way he talks about religion lol
Thanks u Jesus for this video 🙂↕️🙏 amen
omg lol if you would be a priest i would definitly go to church, heck i would go every day ahhahah this was amazing
Me too 😂❤
I love seeing people call out the scam that church really is
We need a toasty Sunday school
Yes please play more of this Ken!! XD
9:36 Genesis 3:19 from dust we are made, to dust we shall return
This is the first thing to make me laugh since the election
Hey Ken! I frequent your main channel, I am a huge fan of yours, and Dane, as well. This is the first gaming video that I have seen of yours in years, and I LOVED IT. We NEED more of this southern character. Please!! 😂 -Love, from Texas
TOO FUNNY! 😂💀 amen toasty!
*It was the hangman’s noose outside the confessional for me*
😮😂
Absolutely funniest video evr!!!😂😂😂😂 Ken you have to continue!
Would love to see more of priest toast! Saving souls left and right from that casino across the street!
It’s scary how accurate this is 😂😂😂😂
AMEN!!!
Please keep making these so i can continue to come to holy rolly Polly church!
I need to know about the cat baptism! 😂 please keep playing this
Please play more. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile! 😂
I don't usually watch gaming videos but I love how you don't take it seriously at all it's just a game for fun
I lost it when he was preaching and said thr church name 😂
“…and also sorry about killing that guy”
🎉power of the bill compels you
This is the only church I want to attend.
🤣🤣🤣 as someone who grew up in the Bible Belt I need sooooo much more of this game 🤣
The accuracy of the absurd sermons really takes me back. Was trying to think of what the word was for the opposite of nostalgia, but I think they just call that trauma.
Omg i need more of the holy moly Roly poly church 😂
Lmao Ken chasing people out of the church and down the street
Preach hallelujah Father Ken 🙌
Yes please more holy moly rolly polly
Ya know ken, i dont really enjoy watching u play games. But this one? This one here is gold. Pure gold.
Pray the SSA away, Ken!
Very interesting to see how different US and German church seems to be. 😅😅
Is that Louis Vuitton bell at the church 😂
I knew you had a gaming channel, but never thought it would be this funny. Dude, im hooked. If you ever play multiplayer games like buckshot roulette, I would love to join
We need more of Ken's J-swiss prayers 😂
Who else placed their hand on the screen?
(please tell me I'm not alone)
I never laughed so hard in my life lol
Bro is hilarious
Preach it Ken! :D
I was raised Irish Catholic. As my mom said “that was where you were baptized. It didn’t take.”
Then right before Halloween, went to visit my husbands family in Alabama and the little ones asked about the whole “speaking in tongues” thing. Their response was “oh it’s a whole Holy Spirit thing”. I’m not completely in the family to say it’s total bs.
Great video Ken, for the next game play The Classrooms! I am surprised you havent already, its spooky horror game.
We definitely need an episode 2 😂
15:01 I’m sorrrry was that a noose?! 🤣 just in case the he gets tired of his less than priestly ways?
Ding ding ding top of morning
DLC will have y'all competing with rival churches encroaching on your street.
Holy moly if I had a rib, I would have broke it 😂
This brought me back to my childhood 😂💀
Don't worry. I grew up in church. I can make fun of it
😂😂😂
youre too good at this Ken
The Lord demands more rolly Polly!
Omg please keep playing this one. 😂😂
me, a former catholic: Live Laugh Lucifer
Please do more! Wanna see where this goes
More ples! I loved this!
I wonder what CAT she talking about?!😂
Damn I wish I saw this sooner. Didn't knew Ken had a different channel for games lol
It ended way too soon, more of the HMRP Chruch 😂
A sinner walks into a church.
The preacher says “Repent, my children! For those that do, are welcome into the Kingdom of Heaven! For those that don’t repent, eternal torture awaits!”
The sinner says “So, my choices are church or church? WHAT A CHOICE!”
Please play more of this
More games like this plz. 😂😂
This seats are the ones that i have in my town 😂
Could you imagine chillin at work or coffee shop and this dude comes in rambling then say goodbye b4 bouncing 🗣🗣🏃♂️🤔🤷♂️
At least his character is hitting on an adult woman 😂
Key word is adult
1) Ken's transfer to become a pastor when?
2) WHAT WAS THE DEAL WITH BEATING THE KNIFE guy?
3) Ken's doing the lord's work with that bat