A good Hitman should be patient (HITMAN)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @jiisshh
    @jiisshh Год назад +157

    i genuinely hope the hitman pogs never stop

    • @Szanth
      @Szanth Год назад +2

      They're currently my favorite pogs

    • @tomdalzell3674
      @tomdalzell3674 Год назад +2

      If you don’t finish the video, they never do.

    • @SparJar
      @SparJar Год назад +3

      We must make the RUclips profits with it. Watch from as many different accounts and IPs as you can!

    • @canox6017
      @canox6017 Год назад +6

      I haven't had this much fun with NL since the crosswords era

    • @marteb4453
      @marteb4453 Год назад

      Famous last words he stopped playing it on stream I think

  • @asddsaasdfg2846
    @asddsaasdfg2846 Год назад +55

    1:27 as you can see even he can’t believe how much money he has after stopping gambling

    • @zgavar
      @zgavar Год назад +14

      100% of non-gamblers have on average more money than their counterpart

    • @asddsaasdfg2846
      @asddsaasdfg2846 Год назад +3

      @@zgavar exactly!

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot Год назад +9

      ​@@zgavarthats only because 99% of gamblers stop before they hit it big. DO GET IT TWISTED!

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra Год назад

      Not wasting resources in games is a way better strategy than recklessly spending them and tryharding every optional objective.
      Playing World of Warships at the moment and quickly realised if I stop spending resources on lazy unnecessary things it builds up quickly.

  • @giraffe558
    @giraffe558 Год назад +59

    Love the Hitman series. Hope it lasts for a long time

  • @stevenwright9425
    @stevenwright9425 Год назад +5

    38:35 return of the king baby. back to the well

  • @asddsaasdfg2846
    @asddsaasdfg2846 Год назад +9

    30:05 old nl is coming back😢

  • @BrownEyedPrincess1
    @BrownEyedPrincess1 Год назад +30

    Lmao this episode was like he turned the casino on and the skill off again 😂 10/10 would pog again.

  • @AdamasFR
    @AdamasFR Год назад +14

    "I am deep into my suburban dad arc" is so fucking funny to me.

  • @davidballantyne4492
    @davidballantyne4492 Год назад +25

    NL, who is holding a scalpel as always: Oooh a kitchen knife, can get some quick kills with that! **Immediately gets caught trying to steal scissors**
    I believe this man may be addicted to stabbing.

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra Год назад

      I suspect there have been a few times he has fantasised about yeeting a box at someones head in Costco.

  • @LaserStorm117
    @LaserStorm117 Год назад +6

    😂 I heavily appreciate how your playstyle fits so well with your banter ability. You do be having a unique talent for creating situations that make me smile and laugh.

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra Год назад +3

      Hitman is a really good match for him. His nerdy middle aged rambles about morality paired with completely deadpan but ruthless murder and chaos is a hilarious pairing.
      Just casually executing a plan to ice 4 people while talking about the weather in Vancouver.

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 Год назад +1

      @@BlueZirnitra 🤭 I love the way you put it

  • @arctomoldiness9312
    @arctomoldiness9312 Год назад +10

    The Ice Axe works for the Icepick objective, just like the Shuriken works for the Katana objective. Wish he'd taken it into the mission and experimented.

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot Год назад +9

      How would anybody know that a shuriken works for katana objectives?! Thats silly...

    • @arctomoldiness9312
      @arctomoldiness9312 Год назад +11

      @@Blaurot The objective itself does say "Other Japanese Swords and Knives will also count towards completing the objective." Since the game makes no distinction between throwable or melee weapons (all of them can be thrown or stabbed with), you can somewhat reasonably guess that a Shuriken would work - the game mechanically considers it a "melee weapon" (knife) and it is of Japanese origin.
      Though I do agree that it is still unnecessarily vague and it would be better if the objectives just explicitly listed the valid items.

  • @seankenny174
    @seankenny174 Год назад +2

    the icepick obj also mentions ice axes in the description

  • @asddsaasdfg2846
    @asddsaasdfg2846 Год назад +4

    8:03 that guy who trespassed all the way up there just to leave his clothes there for some reason😳

  • @kylebooth4948
    @kylebooth4948 Год назад +2

    7:22 why does this moment kill me so much! haha, the look he gives the guy as he turns the camera around to line up with him, its like he felt personally offended that the guy drew attention to him
    edit: hey! 😸

  • @PhantomThiefXI
    @PhantomThiefXI Год назад +7

    to NL the joker is just a midly humorous guy

  • @asddsaasdfg2846
    @asddsaasdfg2846 Год назад +8

    5:02 lil bro had 50k and still gambled 💀

  • @asddsaasdfg2846
    @asddsaasdfg2846 Год назад +2

    20:21 any sniffers?

  • @tommygun4788
    @tommygun4788 Год назад +3

    Shots out to the Suburban Dads out there. Im currently speed running/coaching my sons 8U travel baseball team.

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra Год назад

      You could always be a rural dad if that's so much better lol.

  • @chuckbwana69
    @chuckbwana69 Год назад +1

    we Do be sayin "sorry it's a bit finnicky" or "this things been actin' up, sorry bout that"

  • @derekpapin2181
    @derekpapin2181 Год назад +3

    Has nl broken into the vault on New York yet like 10k man coin not sure if it spawns every time new to the game

  • @OpFor4
    @OpFor4 Год назад

    6:24 He is Risen

  • @jacobyetter7347
    @jacobyetter7347 Год назад +2

    I cannot wait till he finds out how much money is stored in the vault in New York, egg will be rolling in the man coin

  • @ThatBroIsCool
    @ThatBroIsCool Год назад +1

    How did you make it out of that. Incredible

  • @adamanonymous6885
    @adamanonymous6885 Год назад

    get you a man who loves you like eggman loves the scalpel

  • @asddsaasdfg2846
    @asddsaasdfg2846 Год назад +4

    12:06 I don’t even know what to say about this 💀

  • @JBrandonMercer123
    @JBrandonMercer123 Год назад +9

    If NL would just figure out the back way into the Sapienza chef's assistant's apartment, it would make his Sapienza runs so much cleaner.

    • @EDoyl
      @EDoyl Год назад +10

      the loong way

    • @pervasivedoubt150
      @pervasivedoubt150 Год назад +1

      You mean the long pipe on the church side?

    • @classicbananamilk
      @classicbananamilk Год назад +2

      @@pervasivedoubt150 I go through 47's apartment (next floor down from Rocco), you can just go out the back and climb onto his balcony

    • @pervasivedoubt150
      @pervasivedoubt150 Год назад +1

      @@classicbananamilk good wood

  • @osep5581
    @osep5581 Год назад +4

    Love the Hitman content NL!

  • @bensonfamily6302
    @bensonfamily6302 Год назад +9

    I hope this is a hit, man

  • @noahsmith7354
    @noahsmith7354 Год назад +1

    You make Canada sound like a third world country when you just casually say stuff like, "Yeah, the Wi-Fi for the entire country goes out sometimes, no big deal." 😳

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna Год назад +1

    The long awaited judo chop!

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu5 Год назад

    35:35 imagine vomiting from your own fart

  • @Sasiskin7823
    @Sasiskin7823 Год назад +1

    NL every time he starts Sapienza: "open the noor, open the noor"

  • @Thoughtful_Balance
    @Thoughtful_Balance Год назад +3

    Poo-ing usually happens when organic species are in an extremely vulnerable state. Heck. Sloths be chilling, for the most part, up in the branches. Then they come down for the big dump. That's when they're most vulnerable. Props to you & your wife for being great parents.

  • @zmanred011
    @zmanred011 Год назад +1

    A good Hitman should be patient? Wow so true, so where can I watch this Hitman?

  • @duanebiggs8713
    @duanebiggs8713 Год назад

    I can’t believe he punched a man off a roof and he lived

  • @anphoneron
    @anphoneron Год назад +3

    Peg the pog with the bloodiest bowl says the collective viewcount to the eggdaddy, we crave the dndsportsball even with all its munchy crunchy bugs, coach. We start the blood bowl chant in the dark and await our time to see the light. Peg the pog, eggman! Goo goo g'joob!

  • @StudlySoldier
    @StudlySoldier Год назад

    That ending was spicy

  • @Mezurashii5
    @Mezurashii5 Год назад +4

    If you pay with cash, you're either over 50, a criminal, or a 50 year old criminal.

  • @Gosteeler2525
    @Gosteeler2525 Год назад

    Shoutout to the melon man himself

  • @dirtbagfromanotherdirtbag
    @dirtbagfromanotherdirtbag Год назад

    Pogged out of my gourd over the Hitman content

  • @yaoshan5069
    @yaoshan5069 Год назад

    sometimes the tap is finnicky

  • @ScoffMathews
    @ScoffMathews Год назад

    20 dollars and some banter seems like value

  • @PhazonDude
    @PhazonDude Год назад

    Appreciated.

  • @HeavyLiftGaming
    @HeavyLiftGaming Год назад

    Biosteel needs to give you a sponsorship.

  • @aib7653
    @aib7653 Год назад

    let them guide you away when caught trespassing ... u know this

    • @aib7653
      @aib7653 Год назад

      @pin_Nothernlion lol thanks buddy

  • @onezerotwo
    @onezerotwo Год назад

    FINALLY I GOT A JUDO CHOP AFTER WEEKS!!! :D

  • @isaacdalziel5772
    @isaacdalziel5772 Год назад

    How come security cameras can't find bodies?

  • @beandillard1572
    @beandillard1572 Год назад

    Ice axe is ice pick

  • @baseballgenius3
    @baseballgenius3 Год назад

    Long live the pegs

  • @monkyyy0
    @monkyyy0 Год назад

    So clean

  • @iluvatar4244
    @iluvatar4244 Год назад

    Eggman gets always all clues on the syndicate missions and no- to almost non presussed target.
    Every 2nd syndicate misson ive is "they have blond hair - good luck 47" and all are presussed

  • @w9w738
    @w9w738 Год назад

    Good video👍

  • @GKinWor
    @GKinWor Год назад +1

    hello

  • @jay.ahre1
    @jay.ahre1 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂 when streamer pays taxes

  • @Thompsies
    @Thompsies Год назад +2

    pog

  • @tylerpollock9783
    @tylerpollock9783 Год назад +2

    Lol dude doesn't know how to pronounce "bologna"

  • @geometry_quiz
    @geometry_quiz Год назад

    More blood bowl

  • @colemanhansen206
    @colemanhansen206 Год назад +4

    Bro, it's an ice pick, at least check!

    • @imperiallarch7610
      @imperiallarch7610 Год назад +6

      The thing in his equipment wall is definitely an ice axe. An ice pick is a totally different tool, it looks like a screwdriver but the metal part is just a sharp pointed rod. And the thing the supplier was selling was a screwdriver, he moused over it.

    • @bigstanko7391
      @bigstanko7391 Год назад +4

      how many degrees of miscommunication are we at now

    • @colemanhansen206
      @colemanhansen206 Год назад +1

      I went back to the video he gets it, it's an ice axe, I am wrong haha.

  • @TwenOalley
    @TwenOalley Год назад +3

    🥸

  • @alexjones4424
    @alexjones4424 Год назад +1

    Pog