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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @Hwyz447
    @Hwyz447 8 дней назад +425

    If Barcelona comes quickly Brest could find themselves in a sticky situation early on. Barcelona could really get a hold of Brest then.

    • @digitalvei
      @digitalvei 7 дней назад +1

      MF spilled my fkin tea! LMAO!

    • @ritoprabhamukherjee8501
      @ritoprabhamukherjee8501 5 дней назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrartdeco
      @mrartdeco 3 дня назад +1

      OMG if Kate said this, Micah insides might come out of his mouth

    • @MALC0RYGD
      @MALC0RYGD 2 дня назад +3

      sticky?-

    • @BusolaOyeyemi
      @BusolaOyeyemi День назад +19

      It's sad really, Brest would be out of shape after being manhandled by Barcelona

  • @PaulLannon
    @PaulLannon 2 дня назад +91

    The lady was trying to expose all of them with those questions💀

  • @sonicbreaker00
    @sonicbreaker00 13 дней назад +559

    The last segment was better than most comedy shows ...

  • @PieterAmbarita-d5f
    @PieterAmbarita-d5f 9 дней назад +639

    Young Boys vs Brest
    We will be there

  • @AhsaniTakwim
    @AhsaniTakwim 8 дней назад +181

    3:04 "i have done"
    3:22 " i hope so"
    that's enough for me🤣🤣

  • @tashrif46
    @tashrif46 9 дней назад +257

    The crew laughing in the background 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheLateral18
      @TheLateral18 8 дней назад +8

      When they laugh when titi said,
      You can be small and still compete 😁 😂 😂 😂

    • @askesqkuyea2184
      @askesqkuyea2184 7 дней назад +3

      😅😅😂😂

  • @sharonotido7700
    @sharonotido7700 8 дней назад +306

    Micah calling Henry TT which means breast in Swahili had me 😂

    • @andrewkozel3715
      @andrewkozel3715 8 дней назад +42

      The way he said it, it means the same thing in English. He knew… 😊

    • @fidelcastro4960
      @fidelcastro4960 8 дней назад +39

      Not even in swahili, "titis" is a slang for "Brest"

    • @askesqkuyea2184
      @askesqkuyea2184 7 дней назад +4

      😂😂😅😅

    • @squalshy2011
      @squalshy2011 4 дня назад +2

      Look down your top and spell Attic

    • @Carl13761
      @Carl13761 3 дня назад +3

      “Titi” is Thierry Henry’s nickname

  • @dirtyoldcrow6506
    @dirtyoldcrow6506 14 дней назад +200

    As a Brestois (Brest cityzen) Micah and his laugh make my day

    • @lucaslonchampt613
      @lucaslonchampt613 13 дней назад +9

      Brest da Viken!

    • @harshalgawai746
      @harshalgawai746 9 дней назад +6

      ​@@lucaslonchampt613 Everyone is Brest fan and hope to see them longer in competition. Competition with a$$es

    • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
      @ExileOnDaytonStreet 7 дней назад +5

      I, for one, am glad to see how well supported Brest is

    • @darylcastillo1439
      @darylcastillo1439 6 дней назад +5

      Brest should get noticed more. I hear they're well-rounded.

    • @bountyhunter64
      @bountyhunter64 2 дня назад +3

      Brest vs. ASS (AS Saint Etienne)

  • @utgifter
    @utgifter 4 дня назад +103

    Can only hope for Young Boys be able to face Brest someday and Micah should have the pinnacle of the joy seeing that spectacle to happen

  • @merlin_494
    @merlin_494 6 дней назад +58

    Man imagine Saint-Étienne being in the UCL aswell.
    Brest vs AssE.

    • @hubertolczak705
      @hubertolczak705 2 дня назад +3

      Actually, they both play each other in Ligue 1.

    • @CRLMN-gb6ev
      @CRLMN-gb6ev День назад +1

      @@hubertolczak705didn’t they get relegated Saint-Etienne?

    • @hubertolczak705
      @hubertolczak705 День назад +2

      @@CRLMN-gb6ev They went back up

  • @akii1342
    @akii1342 9 дней назад +62

    This will become a classic. Comedic gold!

  • @hemantthakur8642
    @hemantthakur8642 5 дней назад +27

    Titi Don't wanna talk about Brest. That's ironic

  • @KaelanPatel717
    @KaelanPatel717 4 дня назад +13

    0:40 best phrase that describes the video so hilariously 😂😂😂

  • @askesqkuyea2184
    @askesqkuyea2184 7 дней назад +47

    I like the shape of them 😂😂😅😅

  • @mybrainmysuperpower
    @mybrainmysuperpower 2 дня назад +8

    With a delivery so deadpan, Henry can explore acting

  • @leoak
    @leoak 8 дней назад +115

    Brest can be hard for those trying to tackle them.
    Their front two appear wobbly but are rather solid.
    If given a chance, Brest can smother their opposition.
    Their style of play is supple, and suits their ability to dominate.
    Brest’s players are super fast, almost like a motor boat.
    Brest have left defences lost, endlessly circling for opportunities.
    Brest move forward until faced with strong opposition.
    Brest are bouncing around the defence, leaving them stunned.
    Brest are held in high regard by all opposing teams.
    Brest is not only known for their football team, but for their very special delicious pepperonis.
    Brest are a lot bigger than they appear in their kit.
    Brest are milking their opportunities in Europe this year.
    Brest have turned opposing players into babies with their strong presence.
    Brest Dont have any plastic support. Their base is all natural.
    Brest’s style of play is mouth watering. They always leave me with my mouth open.
    Brest isn’t letting anyone take a hold. They’re here to show that they will break opposition to their will.
    Most teams try to exploit Brest’s gaps by driving down the middle, while others get straight to the point.
    That’s two minutes worth from me. Enjoy 😂
    Edit for tipsy typos.

    • @BHKG8818
      @BHKG8818 8 дней назад +19

      Considering Lamine Yamal’s age, do you think he can play them?

    • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
      @ExileOnDaytonStreet 7 дней назад +7

      And they're so well supported

    • @Ese96Agboaye
      @Ese96Agboaye 6 дней назад +12

      ​@@BHKG8818 Might still be young, but he's proven he can have a big tackle.

    • @aneesniazi7918
      @aneesniazi7918 5 дней назад +2

      “Plastic or natural”
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @babsknight
      @babsknight 4 дня назад

      Damn bro. You are trying to get yourself fired😂😂😂

  • @lucasribes2253
    @lucasribes2253 4 дня назад +22

    I searched "Brest ucl" expecting to watch a compilation of highlights, because they are doing very good in the competition, but actually, I prefer that, because it means that nobody is waiting for them, so it will make it even better.

  • @Tommy_Milfiger
    @Tommy_Milfiger 7 дней назад +22

    I have seen a lots of games with Nice - Brest

  • @FieldnoArtist11
    @FieldnoArtist11 5 дней назад +13

    Le jour où Brest et l'ASSE seront ensemble en Champions League 😂

  • @YanYnwa
    @YanYnwa 8 дней назад +52

    Watching this live was hilarious. I couldn’t believe the execs let them go through with this

  • @ChemPlayz
    @ChemPlayz 22 часа назад +5

    “I love real madrid”
    “I love Barcelona”
    “I love Manchester city”
    “I love liverpool”
    “I love man United”
    “I love dortmund”
    “I love Bayern munich”
    “I love bre-“

    • @BosethHerath
      @BosethHerath 7 часов назад

      I love Young Boys
      FBI, OPEN UP!!!

    • @ChemPlayz
      @ChemPlayz Час назад

      @@BosethHerath WTF-

  • @alekko_11
    @alekko_11 10 дней назад +55

    We think it's for the Brest.

  • @nawazshanewaz4648
    @nawazshanewaz4648 4 дня назад +10

    Nice O - O Brest

  • @JamesAttwood-f3m
    @JamesAttwood-f3m 3 дня назад +5

    It’s criminal these guys aren’t on uk tv for the champions league we miss out badly. 😂

  • @hayfordxx
    @hayfordxx 22 часа назад +1

    What???😅😂 This lady!!!

  • @rema1721
    @rema1721 День назад +2

    As a french I'm used to this name but I know that now that they're famous everyone was gonna joke about it

  • @DazzlingDara
    @DazzlingDara День назад +2

    0:04 Ain’t no way bro

  • @AnsuKargbo-ud2oz
    @AnsuKargbo-ud2oz 8 дней назад +8

    You won't bleam Michael even the entire crew can't stay professional I even heard people at the background laughing

  • @johnryan5582
    @johnryan5582 4 дня назад +7

    When Kate said that last line Micah was absolutely flabbergasted even Jamie was like "ayo Kate wtf?"

  • @Sunny9007
    @Sunny9007 5 дней назад +11

    And the Champions league winners are BREASTS!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @art_of_cinema23
    @art_of_cinema23 26 дней назад +20

    Poor Micah 😂😂

  • @SCHAD_EDITS
    @SCHAD_EDITS 23 часа назад

    big meeks almost died of holding in that laughter 😭

  • @BehzodSabirov
    @BehzodSabirov 7 дней назад +5

    Im sure Brest FC have become the mostly picked team in football manager games

  • @ajdas003
    @ajdas003 День назад

    Jamie is the real culprit here with slick lines😂

  • @velekorunoski5997
    @velekorunoski5997 8 дней назад +10

    Titi is at fault here, he said "Brests" instead of Brest. He did that on purpose to make Micah laugh.

    • @sld1776
      @sld1776 7 дней назад

      "Titi" is Spanish slang for breast.

  • @navrozbekergashev4497
    @navrozbekergashev4497 2 дня назад +1

    media team behind the camera got excited very hard

  • @asifiqbal-Relentless
    @asifiqbal-Relentless 2 дня назад

    That last part was gold 😂

  • @Blennin_official
    @Blennin_official 2 дня назад

    Micah Richards is Hilarious 😂😂

  • @ravinduabewardana5331
    @ravinduabewardana5331 3 дня назад

    Last line is litttttle bit ........ 😂

  • @EchoBeach501
    @EchoBeach501 3 дня назад

    Brilliant, although I'm glad these pundits weren't around when German striker Stefan Kuntz was playing!

  • @Football_Club_Adam_City
    @Football_Club_Adam_City День назад +1

    My new favorite french team is brest

  • @Gegota82
    @Gegota82 День назад

    There is also that segment about Nice vs Brest

  • @squalshy2011
    @squalshy2011 4 дня назад +1

    They are a handful!!!

  • @IsaacJuruvenge
    @IsaacJuruvenge 5 дней назад +2

    The UCL show is the brest football shown in the world

  • @SbflameGaming
    @SbflameGaming День назад

    Jamie Carragher is taking the mick

  • @dhruvsharma3199
    @dhruvsharma3199 3 дня назад +1

    They are ganging up on micah

  • @abiodunoni420
    @abiodunoni420 7 дней назад +1

    Micah is like a kid.

  • @pinkiero
    @pinkiero 6 часов назад

    she's mean mehn!!

  • @kpochimagenta8390
    @kpochimagenta8390 6 дней назад +10

    Who is here in 2025 watching brest jokes

  • @JoshuaLevey-l9t
    @JoshuaLevey-l9t 4 дня назад +1

    I like to see a battle of chicken. Brest vs Dynamo Kyiv

  • @dutchbr
    @dutchbr 18 часов назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mateit1479
    @mateit1479 4 дня назад

    Can't wait for the next Matchday

  • @jpwaitforit5801
    @jpwaitforit5801 8 дней назад +2

    WHOOO WHOOO!!!

  • @d_plite
    @d_plite 2 дня назад

    Bro is like me can't be trusted not to laugh

  • @SbflameGaming
    @SbflameGaming День назад

    They should say stade brestois 26

    • @JFKlaus35
      @JFKlaus35 5 часов назад

      They could. That would be wrong tho, but they could

  • @A-drian
    @A-drian 2 дня назад

    Well I would like to see Southampton vs Brest, so i would know if Saints can resist them.
    I hope also More Leicester vs Brest.
    Remember if you think that Brest is not big Enough in Ligue 1 let them face some Lens.
    idin't want people to know that I am watching breast online so i had to play som Ipswich
    Also when the Brest is on fire it would be easy for Bournemouth when faced.

  • @nixland
    @nixland 7 дней назад

    😂😂🤣🤣😅😅👍👍👍

  • @ajdas003
    @ajdas003 День назад

    Bit lopsided I think

  • @hamzashahzad8931
    @hamzashahzad8931 7 дней назад +11

    Refreshing to see in this stupid era of wokeness that we can still be silly and laugh at silly things

  • @ivandonchev474
    @ivandonchev474 7 дней назад +3

    Jokes for 10 year olds

    • @saltifate
      @saltifate 7 дней назад +12

      ok, 11 year old

    • @DamirHadzic-d4q
      @DamirHadzic-d4q 7 дней назад +1

      Ne kenjaj.

    • @gmac673
      @gmac673 5 дней назад +6

      Just as well real men never grow up.

  • @FormalityBear
    @FormalityBear 10 минут назад

    Unprofessional, disrespectful and very demeaning to a woman's figure. You are pundits, what I want to see and hear is some expert punditry, not constant child-minded jokes. Save these jokes for the playground, when you are on national television. I expect these pundits to set an example.

  • @ssss8162
    @ssss8162 3 дня назад +1

    Really low quality, crass jokes

  • @kulson9848
    @kulson9848 9 дней назад +79

    Its such a shame they are not playing against young boys

  • @valovaliumfears7922
    @valovaliumfears7922 7 дней назад

    So Football aka soccer isn't actually a serious sport anymore