Every BREST Joke Ever in the UCL Show |
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
- In this video we have compiled all the clips from all the UCL shows from CBS where the pundits talk about Brest Football Club
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“You don’t have to be big, you can be small and compete.”
That’s a bar.
Well said.
Gave me so much hope😂😂😂❤
Women and men finally united
You can be small and be absolutely AMAZING 😛
celona.
Young Boys vs Brest
We will be there
😩😂
👏👏
😂😂😂
If this is not the final of the ucl, humanity has failed
@@himanshurajdev2412 Yep🤣🤣
If Barcelona comes quickly Brest could find themselves in a sticky situation early on. Barcelona could really get a hold of Brest then.
MF spilled my fkin tea! LMAO!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG if Kate said this, Micah insides might come out of his mouth
sticky?-
It's sad really, Brest would be out of shape after being manhandled by Barcelona
The last segment was better than most comedy shows ...
Or anything on the internet for that matter
Maybe for 8 year old kids. Really childish and silly
@@thomaszimmerman3811 you sure about that considering the wordplay used
I don't know what you are saying?
Stop its shocking bad
The crew laughing in the background 😂😂😂😂😂
When they laugh when titi said,
You can be small and still compete 😁 😂 😂 😂
😅😅😂😂
3:04 "i have done"
3:22 "i hope so"
that's enough for me🤣🤣
Same here 😅😅😂😂
That was cringy. Not gonna ask where 🤔
@@SenyorCapitàCollons 'That was cringy' 🤓
I swear Jamie has the Best comedic timing in These
I saw a comment saying Yamal didn’t do anything against Brest, and then a reply saying Yamal is too small to play with them anyways 😂
😂😂
Oh Lawd 🤣
💀😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Outstanding!
Titi Don't wanna talk about Brest. That's ironic
Titi
Cut the last word
Brest
Add the letter “a” after the letter “e”
Ironic.
Because in our language, Titi means p*n*s 😂😂
@@FusionFcEditz91 woooaaah. you don't say that man, that's really inappropriate
@@footwithuke ikr thats a joke
The lady was trying to expose all of them with those questions💀
That's what she said
😂😂😂😂 that's a good one@@Orewastaken
Duuuuhh
Can only hope for Young Boys be able to face Brest someday and Micah should have the pinnacle of the joy seeing that spectacle to happen
Matchday 8 will be the one for you then!
@@lightwavewrestling314sorry to break it. But YOUNG BOYS is not playing brest on matchday 8
😂
Oñ big
Especially if it's played at Young Boys' Wankdorf stadium! 😂
Micah calling Henry TT which means breast in Swahili had me 😂
The way he said it, it means the same thing in English. He knew… 😊
Not even in swahili, "titis" is a slang for "Brest"
😂😂😅😅
Look down your top and spell Attic
“Titi” is Thierry Henry’s nickname
Naaahh “Do you think Barcelona could come quickly for Brest tonight?” is absolutely diabolical 😂😂😂
She knew exactly what she was doing, the dirty cow!
Imagine if the response would've been "then they'll find themselves in a real sticky situation" 🤣
@ That would’ve actually been diabolical 😂
I just realized I wrote diabolical twice. Need to expand my vocabulary ASAP
Micah losing it immediately was gold.
Can’t lie my two favourite bits are Jamie’s responses:
“I have done”
“I hope so”
Simple but gold 🤣 poor Brest but I’m certain they see the funny side haha
As a Brestois (Brest cityzen) Micah and his laugh make my day
Brest da Viken!
@@lucaslonchampt613 Everyone is Brest fan and hope to see them longer in competition. Competition with a$$es
I, for one, am glad to see how well supported Brest is
Brest should get noticed more. I hear they're well-rounded.
Brest vs. ASS (AS Saint Etienne)
This will become a classic. Comedic gold!
Man imagine Saint-Étienne being in the UCL aswell.
Brest vs AssE.
Actually, they both play each other in Ligue 1.
@@hubertolczak705didn’t they get relegated Saint-Etienne?
@@CRLMN-gb6ev They went back up
@@hubertolczak705 and they're about to get relegated again
Sadly there is not more than one Saint Étienne because you would have AsseS then.
Nice O - O Brest
Oh Lawd 🤣
Well put 😂
Best tie ever
“I love real madrid”
“I love Barcelona”
“I love Manchester city”
“I love liverpool”
“I love man United”
“I love dortmund”
“I love Bayern munich”
“I love bre-“
@BosethHerath WTF-
@BosethHerath we all know why he wants to be 15 now 💀
What about Young Boys😂
@@Love4Hardstyle I love young boys 💀
...ntford
When Kate said that last line Micah was absolutely flabbergasted even Jamie was like "ayo Kate wtf?"
I like the shape of them 😂😂😅😅
Watching this live was hilarious. I couldn’t believe the execs let them go through with this
😅😂😂😅
I can imagine 😅😅😊😊
Its funny but it's a bit forced
@@valerioharvey7289 not at all it s hilarious
I have watched this video multiple times, and there has not been a single time where I haven't laughed. We need more compilations of these as Brest go through the CL.
1:30 even the production team can't hold the laugh lmao
As a French guys I don’t get it, could you explain please
@@simonduturfu9478 Micah saying "Bit lopsided, I think" would mean, in pure football terms, an uneven match between two teams who are not at the same level. But the joke is that you could also say a woman's breasts are a bit lopsided, meaning they are not exactly the same size or shape as each other.
@@simonduturfu9478 you definitely get it 😏
@@simonduturfu9478 même l'équipe de production n'a pas pu s'empêcher de rire de cette blague
@@ProdShalomje parle de la blague dans la vidéo, mais merci de ta réponse quand même 😂
"Do you think barcelona could Come a bit quickly for Brest tonight ?" she is talking about her memories for sure.
I searched "Brest ucl" expecting to watch a compilation of highlights, because they are doing very good in the competition, but actually, I prefer that, because it means that nobody is waiting for them, so it will make it even better.
Hearing Micah use "taking the 5th" in its correct context warms my American heart
Jamie is the real culprit here with slick lines😂
0:40 best phrase that describes the video so hilariously 😂😂😂
You mean brest phrase?😂😂
0:49 Micah's laugh 🤣😂🤣
HR:"I pay to watch brest"
Carragher and Micah:"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
With a delivery so deadpan, Henry can explore a career in acting
I have seen a lots of games with Nice - Brest
Le jour où Brest et l'ASSE seront ensemble en Champions League 😂
They totally set Micah up for that. Telling him they couldn't trust him and he'd have to stay silent and then they go about the conversation the way they did. Total set him up. They knew he wouldn't be able to keep his composure. And Kate seemed to be the architect. That's comedy 101, that is.
I love it when you hear the crew laughing, you just know they love working with these four, it must be such fun work days with them.
Kate is a professional comedian 😃
Micah was genuinely HURT 😂😂😂
HR: “Kate, it’s actually YOU we wanted to see- you were having way too much fun at Micah Richards expense. As we’ve noticed the ratings are up, so…. keep up the good work.”
You won't bleam Michael even the entire crew can't stay professional I even heard people at the background laughing
Brest can be hard for those trying to tackle them.
Their front two appear wobbly but are rather solid.
If given a chance, Brest can smother their opposition.
Their style of play is supple, and suits their ability to dominate.
Brest’s players are super fast, almost like a motor boat.
Brest have left defences lost, endlessly circling for opportunities.
Brest move forward until faced with strong opposition.
Brest are bouncing around the defence, leaving them stunned.
Brest are held in high regard by all opposing teams.
Brest is not only known for their football team, but for their very special delicious pepperonis.
Brest are a lot bigger than they appear in their kit.
Brest are milking their opportunities in Europe this year.
Brest have turned opposing players into babies with their strong presence.
Brest Dont have any plastic support. Their base is all natural.
Brest’s style of play is mouth watering. They always leave me with my mouth open.
Brest isn’t letting anyone take a hold. They’re here to show that they will break opposition to their will.
Most teams try to exploit Brest’s gaps by driving down the middle, while others get straight to the point.
That’s two minutes worth from me. Enjoy 😂
Edit for tipsy typos.
Considering Lamine Yamal’s age, do you think he can play them?
And they're so well supported
@@BHKG8818 Might still be young, but he's proven he can have a big tackle.
“Plastic or natural”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn bro. You are trying to get yourself fired😂😂😂
The thing you have to remember about Brest is early in the season, they gave a little peak to the rest of the league of what is to come. They didn’t show everything right away and that’s smart. Brest carries a large weight and they need to be balanced in order to make their opponents come early and have nothing left in the end
Micah is just a breath of fresh air, how can you not love the guy
The fact that Kate Abdo still managed to maintain her silence after that joke was unreal.
The only club that has more fans and more popular than Real Madrid
I can’t find the one where Micah said “what happens when they play Nice” 😂
0:50 That Laugh 💀
2:37 is where it gets funny
2:02 Damn that look that plays the incomprehension I spat my spinach on the screen 🤣
This Champions League is legendary even in humor 👑
I liked the video before I even watched! The chemistry these guys have is beautiful!
This is the football heritage Mourinho was talking about
This must be the funniest thing I’ve seen all year😂😂😂
‘all year’ 🍒🤣🤣
the fact Jamie didn't even hesitate once always gets me whenever I see this clip
Kate is the type of women that seems so innocent at the start just to say the most down bad shit minutes later XD
I love how Kate was joining in on the fun, even starting it 😂
"Can you stay silent on this segment". "Ok,"... but big meek only lasted about 5 seconds before he start to laugh. Hahaha
Micah always hits the crew with jis lunacy 😂😂😂😂
It’s criminal these guys aren’t on uk tv for the champions league we miss out badly. 😂
Titi is at fault here, he said "Brests" instead of Brest. He did that on purpose to make Micah laugh.
"Titi" is Spanish slang for breast.
Im sure Brest FC have become the mostly picked team in football manager games
Stade Brestois
Brilliant, although I'm glad these pundits weren't around when German striker Stefan Kuntz was playing!
We love Bresssssst 😂
Poor Micah 😂😂
Micah damn near had a heart attack 😂❤😂
Micah's laugh is enough for me 😂😂😂
Manchester vs Brest: The Clasico we never knew we needed
What???😅😂 This lady!!!
We think it's for the Brest.
😅😅😂😂
Its such a shame they are not playing against young boys
Yo
@@Daily_Soccer_Stuff Yo
LMAOOOOO
DAYM!
I would love to watch that match
Carra‘s comedic timing is impeccable
With everything going on in the world at the moment, having these 4 making an absolute golden comedy for all us football fan's. It's amazing what Brest in you're life can achieve 😂
And the Champions league winners are BREASTS!!!!😂😂😂😂
Dude, really? 😳😳😳
Wtf💀
It's a shame they didn't let Micah talk. He's an expert in all things Brest.
0:49 micah is that kind of person in every friend zone who can never be serious 😂
You don’t want to see Brest so exposed as they’ve been at the back
I’m pleading the 5th” 😂
0:46 LMAO you know micah was just holding his laugh😂
2:53 nah Thierry just trollling 😂
You can be small and compete 😂😂😂
Big Meeks just dying in that last clip is just the best.
To me, this club’s anthem should be: « Every Brest you take ».
Micah such a great pundit
This has to be the best soccer panel around 😂😂😂
Micah desperately trying not to laugh reminds me of that one scene from 'The Life of Brian' with Pilatus and legionnaire. 🙃
Man carragher's scouse wit had me 😂😂
When henry talks about brest, it always come to the word called “big”😅
Kate said one little thing at the, and they all left her to explain
I love how Kate tortured Micah after being critical of him not remaining composed when FCBrest was discussed.
(Thierry and Jamie, too, for that matter). 😂
As a french I'm used to this name but I know that now that they're famous everyone was gonna joke about it
I would have commented "Do you think Young Boys would be able to handle Brest?"
0:50 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:57 Titi with the hand motion 😂
The first 40 years of men childhood is just like that
It’s awesome how Kate’s laughing and adding on to the jokes.
Micah was representing people in the comment..
Liverpool could get brest in the next round I hope they dont knocker's out!!?😂
1:34 Micah trying to hold his laugh lmao
media team behind the camera got excited very hard
That's great television: natural, fun-packed and not artificial inflated.
If Brest really wants to bring home the cup. Or even bring home 2 cups at that, they are going to have to be a lot less exposed
Thierry pressing an imaginary piano is hillarious😂😂😂