HOW TO BECOME POPULAR IN GEOMETRY DASH
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- Опубликовано: 23 фев 2019
- Works 100% of the time
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If you're reading this, let's be honest. Someone had to make this video at some point. 
Игры
*HEADS UP*
Believe it or not, this video is satire. I know I was a little edgy and rude towards the GD community at some points, but in the end it's just me cracking jokes.
I know this is about as reasonable as an excuse as "it's just a prank bro", but please, please don't take any offense over anything in this video.
also: apparently youtube has a feature where you can upload the script and it'll automatically turn it to captions. i went a little off the script for this video so if the captions have a few mistakes that's why.
GD Colon YESS new video! I’m a fan..
I won't
Ok
@jo Seth GD hi old friend
AHHH IM OFFENDED BY THE VIDEO I’M SIX AND DON’T KNOW HOW TO BE MATURE, I WILL TELL MY DAD ROBTOPDANZMENLEMONSVIPRIN ON YOU AND YOU WILL GET BANNED
I am personally offended
same
1:00 me too
Yeah, the music isn't from geometry dash
and no one cares, u PG 13 cow
I am personally Defended
"Nobody, NOBODY, leaves the GD community"
Sounds like some kind of cursed game
it is.
nobody will ever stop 😡
Yeah, Everyone will be back when Geometry Dash 2.2. When the trend it's just about Geometry Dash update...
Zobros left geometry dash....
I mange to leave it, when can i come back?
4:07 I exploded of laughing here
Me too
same
Colon: don’t change your icon later on”
EVW: hold my community shop
yeah
NANI?!?!?
Dont forget mulpan
LMAO
How's it going guys?
2:11 Juniper is *triggered*
she was pretty miffed when i showed her this 8)
Hey it is 2.11 in GMD
O
xd can imagine
What level is that?
4:13 i dont know i cant stop laughing
Holy crap it's an actual website
2:31 I...approve...this message...
3:00 I wonder how much he suffered doing.. THAT.
It hurt
:p
@@GDColon oof
@GD Colon I bet it did. It hurt me just watching it.
@@GDColon i laughed so dang hard
Catch me making my own video following these steps
I'll look out for it!
Your 3 steps:
1. Fingerbang-MDK
2. Change it to dash for legal reasons
3. Master the Power of editing and make some "quality content"
wheres the another fingerdash c0LOr Xd
Update: it's going well
The ending tho “Once a Dasher always a dasher” - GD Colon
0:50 i though that was a spider
4:08 When you get a strike in bowling
so true xD
1:00 **7
4:35
@@aident7819 0:59
4:09 looks like the bowling alley screens when you get a strike
Lol I’m the first to reply
Lol I’m the second to reply
Lol i'm the third to reply
lol I'm the fourth to relpy
Ś7R1k€
3:41 VSDC Free Video Editor.
Unless you need to see the audio waveform / care about really fast exports, it's basically perfect in the free version and you get great control over everything.
Went to move a clip to exactly 9.24 seconds in? Just type in that for the video start time in properties. Want to make an effect zoom in for exactly 1.5 seconds? Type it in. Want to move the video 4 pixels to the right? You can, etc etc.
last part hits me hard lmao. i quit gd around 2020 (around apr i think), and i quite came back multiple times in 2021, until i fully came back at jun 2022.
In the recent levels there's a level called "jake paul sucks"
Always.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@@cameronroper6319 ur joking right?
FortniteNot-So-Pro Gamer r/wooosh. I think.
Also Fortnite is Dead we have Tetris 99 stop playing it.
@@latios7364 yes he is lol
"Don't change your icon"
Merg: "Am I a joke to you?"
Lol
merg wasnt a permanent gd youtuber
@@mvvkingz You never know, maybe he'll return in 2.2.
*Temp
@Hornet Gamer It will, eventually.
Thank you for step 3! You're a genius
Thanks Colon This really helped!
GD punctuation > GD Colon
He should get a name change.
RUclips, special characters in names when? :p
Punctuation for recording video.
RedHuseey smh cat icon
Hello guys GdOldLatinLetter here
3:02 why just why? this is the most offensive picture!
Its.so paimfull
*_WRONG PUSAB ALERT_*
wrong pusab. I cant look at it
3:03
so ugly
Colon: NOBODY can get out of the GD Community
8-bitryan: Hold my Beer
love your channel banner and channel picture
0:32 Yeah that fifth result is pretty nasty
Umm COLONS CHANNEL DUDE U HAD TO RUIN THIS COMMENT SECTION FROM FANS DUDE STOP
@@heatherroberson7907 r/woooooooosh
@@heatherroberson7907 woooooosh
@@heatherroberson7907 r/wooooooooosh
@@heatherroberson7907 r/woooooooooosh
5:40 I left the community once and i regretted it...
tartie cupin i left the community for 2 years one time
2.1 took forever
@@cosmoistiiarchive5437 XD
@@cosmoistiiarchive5437 And it is still not here yet sadly. :(
Same
Colon: "You're stuck with this icon"
Evw: *spits
out milk*
Thanks for the tips GD Cologne!
3:27 I’m literally laughing my ass off at this
lmao
FIVE MOTHER-
Got it? Sweet!
Now record all the footage you need for the video,or just youtube mp4 it.
Next... we edit
4:07
*RUclips GD Kids in a nutshell*
i remember unironically trying this when this video came out. at least i was happy back then.
“gd frizzy”
That actually helped me thanks instead being less popular THANK YOU
5:03
But getting the black color requires beating clubstep, which requires effort!
True
steam has a better reward
i use mobile
Either your bad or your bad clubstep isnt that hard
Matt Rivera That’s the joke
To be fair, you need a high IQ to understand the innerworkings of geometry dash youtube. The complexity of the masterful "exposal' video can never be simplified into something that the average person can comprehend and, the majestic top 10 requires full mastery of factors such as youtube to mp4 and basic editing can never be accomplished by the bottom low IQ dwellers of the youtube space. The god that is Nexus GD has bestowed upon the sacred knowledge before thou has't created this vido. His wise decisions of not tagging his videos and not interacting with his community and constant clickbait content truly is the epitome of what a GD youtuber can be. In my recognition of his higher powers, I disavow all whomstd do not have the skill necessary to partake innnnnnn such ventures. Only those whomstdddd have intellect may pursue the grandiose trade of GD youtubing. For WE ARE THE GODS OF THIS REALM!!!!!!!!
Oof I probably took this joke too far.
Exist GD oof
I watched your channel since the beginning. Glad to help you on the way to your fame :)
Nexus is honestly a lot better now (although I still don't see him interacting with his community much) but yeah, it is an art.
R/Iamverysmart
I read whole this comment with your slow and low pitched unique voice. That was weird
thanks colon i got up to 28 subs, you really helped me!!
this video gives me A lot of help! Thanks!
how to be popular:
use the cat icon
period
*Neko icon
I use the cat icon but I’m not popular at all
I use the "master" icon.
Cat icon is the best
Im PartiCat
Parti but cat
Seriously, i removed the GD from my name and the results are NASTY!
*GD Colon shows up*
EWWW SO NASTY
*Seems legit.*
SOOOOO GROSS (sorry GDcolon)
OOF
Well you got 200 likes, I was 200th. Anyway I agree
As someone about to start this was VERY USEFUL
Thanks for tips bro, now I can upgrade my level, hope I become a good gd youtuber
0:11 I'm GD..-_-...Punctuation
0:10
you watched the video too?
Colon!
next he should say I'm gd digestive system organ
E punctuation 0:11
0:33 colon: the search result are disgusting. Me: sees gd colon on the list.
yes
i think colon called himself nasty no offense to him
g o t t e m
You know colon is a punctuation:::::: beside he made a video why his name is colon
@@Npfifyfour_ he was playing his ds on a road trip and named his character colon
2:58
you forgot "WTF MODE ?????%"
"OMG MODE 9999999999999%"
Colon: you should be popular in a week or two.
me: WELL I LEFT FOR A MONTH
3:35
Wait Colon has arms?
Surprising
Oh brother
3:27 5 mother?
mother 5?
we're still waiting on Mother 3, don't get ahead of yourself
Edit: woah that's a lotta likes
we'll have to ask doug bowser now
just isn't the same
@@GDColon yup :(
Actually kinda excited to see qhat he does
It was just cut of of mothe *demonetized*
O K E Y
am i the only one that realises it will likely be called earthbound 2 when it exists over here
Thanks a lot I found what I was looking for XD
5:33 damn, that's so true
I'm a streamer and once I started streaming GD, now my other streams are just empty, nobody watches them except moderators and some old viewers who haven't left when I started streaming GD
To change all your icons to black, you'd have to collect 30 secret coins and beat Clubstep in normal mode. You have to be pretty damn good to do that
Im never gonna do that
its not that hard anyway
Already done
or just hack them
done bruhhh
How to be Partition:
-Add Lennys for no reason
-Base your videos titles on just some parts of the level
-NOOBITION
AlphaAmoeba lol
+worktowrong :)
Most importantly, put XLLLLL in every vid you make
Im not sure if this was why I came for, but I laughted a lot TKS man
Damn this phrase at 3:09
0:04
Gd Colon: Do you enjoy making videos for your fans?
Me: Wait, I have fans?
man, if you don't have fans, I would lend u some in the summer. You'd be overheating without your fans.
oh, and, yeah, I guess I can be ur fan
I will be your fan
Mommy did you see me! I made it in a Colon vid for 1 second!
Mom: Wow son! How amazing now lemme cringe at it!
THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM
I saw you, aah the nostalgia at GD Legends The Thread
If I heard that I would shit myself. "I made it in a colon video"
So GD Colon says NOBODY leaves the Geometry Dash community
Also GD Colon: plays Minecraft (Vegetarian Challenge and Bedwars) and Terraria
Nobody leaves the GD community *alive*.
How to become popular: USE THE CORRECT PUSAB FONT #pusabpolice
ngl im with you on that one dude
tbh
Now I feel really bad for using the cat Icon
Same
@@teo4349 its strange that you both are drawings
@@imjelpyup
Me too... I like cat. But people think i copy it
@@catwithshotgun1571 i accidentally copy red hussey icon once lol
0:27 you can change your username ive changed it once and it worked. firstly go to setting and go to account. then click on more and manage account. then log in and change username. after that, refresh login by typing your new username and passwork and you changed your username. it works for me so it will for you
5:40
Colon:NOBODY CAN LEAVE GD
Zylenox: ok am minecraft speedrun pro guy
3:03 When kids see blast processing
Yea why is it hard for kids its easier than cant let go for me lol
I’m 8 and it feels like a normal-
Im a kid and beated 8 demons
@@TheMasterBee Im kids and i beat 11 demons
Blast Processing should be rated like 3/4 stars its so easy XD
Colon: nobody leaves the gd community
Flub: hold my beer
somefestiveidiot nobody leaves the gd community
flub: *observe*
flub: (some time later) nvm
somefestiveidiot optical: I have a beer too!
Riot:Hold my beer
Hold my vodka
Hotball1
I'm going to try to follow this tutorial and see the results.
Thanks for that profile picture
0:31
"seriously i removed the gd from my name and the results were NASTY"
gd colons channel pops up
nasty
I mean…
You’re not wrong…
“The whole community is toddlers!”
Me: then the whole undertale community is BABIES
9 babies.
This comment right here just proves his point
rabies
Then what community is adults?
@@hamburgerhamburgerv2 nothing! :D
Can you remove guitar from the thumbnail
How are your old videos such bangers
Colon:Nobody leaves Geometry dash.Ever.
Zylenox : how about i do anyway?
Sad but relatable
So true
You can quit but not change games
flub
Lol
How to be popular in Geometry dash!
Step one: download a hack.
Did it worked?
Step 2 get exposed
Step 3 make apology video
Step 4 become famous from the apology somehow
speech 100
Noobas: yes
No
MaleV.: :3
Tell me more famous gd hackers..
"Any other content you upload to the channel will flop"
Your JSAB content: Am i a joke to you?
"NOBODY leaves the GD Community!"
My plan exactly.
I love how he called 8 YEAR OLDS toddlers
Because you pretty much are.
@@RickSandwichRoll im not 8....
@@RickSandwichRoll he's not 8
Everyone not 8 i mean wth with the clickbait because he clickedbait us including geometry dash youtuber..😵
@@Cubic_l.l You aren't helping his case here.
This is so accurate, if I actually followed this I would've become relevant much sooner. Guess I'm a bad youtuber for not following it
Yeah I'm like "What the Freak" ;)
I once left the geometry dash community. But now I came back 3 yrs later :)
That side profile of the TOE2 icon is quite possibly the most cursed thing I've seen come from this community.
Instructions unclear, became a famous twitcher
Hold up no one’s replyed let me fix that-
Yeah those 3 letters at the start of my name used to be different. Escape is possible, but only if no one gives a shit to begin with.
“That’s your icon and you’re not changing it.”
Me, who switches my icon almost each video: Sure, SURE.
“Pick you icon and never change it”
Me who already did gd vids with the default icon: ... do I have to stay with that? And I’m probably gonna change it...
Money: **(It's free real state)**
I’m smelling someone about to get wooooshed here
U need ur E
???
@@---yd1vk ok I’ll do it to you
R/woooosh
wow
3:34
Colon’s icon: Oh brother. **Covers eyes**
Me: ICONS DO NOT HAVE *_-ARMS-_*
Lol it reminded me of cube from shapes and beats
omg ur jsab? me too!
FLOWERS OF ANTIMONYYYYYYY
@@xkerfuffIe FINAL BOSS😆
@Emma’s Birdtopian Account indeed
Thanks, now im abouta be popular on my upcoming video of a Deadlocked but video
5:42 made me scared that me quitting on gd will be a doomsday to me
Colon: Are you a gd youtuber?
Me: Uh... no..?
Colon: "Uh, ye-"
Me: *H O L D U P*
Looking forward to your 100k subs or that check circle that appears on comments
Also subbed to GMD tubular9
100k good job
Have u got a play button?
Voice reveal please
Yes, I hope he has/does all these stuff too.
"and GTX the hell out of it" that got me falling from my car
5:21 he’s right I left gd a year ago and then I got dragged right back into it
« Nobody, NOBODY leaves the geometry dash community »
Just Shapes And Beats: *I TRIPLE DOG HECKING DARE YOU*
Hayden TehKid | Deltarune: Hold my chaos.
Hayden TehKid *cough cough* flub *cough*
I agree
_man i will never leave jsab community_
*NEVER*
...
5:36 F to pay respects to Flub
Lol
F
Colon: NOBODY leaves the GD community.
Zylenox: Hold my Minecraft speedrun world record.
I usually use two icon sets in the gdps but im not good yet so i used the other in the original
5:43 I agree. I tried to leave once and my friends pulled me back in after a year (luckily it was easy to do so, I didn’t have to pay to reinstall the full version of GD)
Yeah, but why would you want to leave, Geometry Dash is a fun game, even if you have to grind, there is nothing like the feeling of beating a level you've put hours into.
@@speed-demon8060 because you know, people get bored of stuff
@@speed-demon8060 because It can Make ur Wanna Die :)
"Everyone will be upset if you change it later on." Colon you changed your icon before, you didn't always have ultimate ToE 2.
But it was so far away into the last no pepole remember it.
past*
@@shinoftilsadig.565 yeah. I agree. I don't even agree with myself anymore lol.
Thanks it helped me!
Thx for the tutorial. i love it
Man, after watching this, I now realize that I have so much to learn when it comes to really broadcasting myself out there in this community. It's time I change my ways henceforth & work my way towards GD Glory once & for all! Hey, that could be my totally hip, radical, & super swanky name! Thankiez!
Seriously though, I can't wait until you reach 100k subscribers! I know you're a little freaked out at the moment from the huge transition into a massive channel, but just remember that a new milestone does not have to break old traditions! You'll always be our favourite punctual friend no matter what the number! You've worked up so hard for this! Now it's time to cherish the moment! You deserve everything! 💙🧡
He made a legit tubular9. I subbed!
LOL this is actually really funny!
It works i got 1 new subscriber!