This is beautiful. Phil's "delusions of grandoor" that he's a top level player are immediately eviscerated by reality. The "investment" is a dud, his ego is bruised and the excuses are pouring in. MK will undoubtedly be a shit show.
Phil is decent at Street Fighter. Not great but decent. However his gameplay of MK and Injustice have been disasters in the past. I give him two weeks before he drops MK1.
I don’t know how the game works, but I would think a master rank player can work his way back fairly easily. What he should have done was do placement matches with a different character to see how he does with the joystick. He just assumed he’d get the highest placement because he is so great.
Yup, he thought he would win all 10 placement matches and start at Diamond 5. Then within 10-15 matches be Master, and switch immediately to another character.
He promised to play Fightcade too, which I can't wait to see. Assuming he actually follows through, Fightcade is no joke and he's been thinking he's hot shit since he got Blanka to Master. Scrubs don't last long on Fightcade and he'll get absolutely buried. The salt will be glorious.
He’s definitely the authority on “pattern play” I watched for an hour or so yesterday and his entire play through was : blank ball, grapple, and one combo.
Dsp has got to be the only "gamer" that gets worse with a better connection and peripheral, it's almost like he is the reason he sucks at games or something.
He may be better than the average player, but when he plays, he is nonstop giving excuses why he loses. If he was a gracious loser, he wouldn’t get so much hate. And the fact that he doesn’t listen to any feedback makes him even more unlikeable.
Absolutely pathetic. So now when he gets beat, it’s bc the character he was up against is a “direct-counter” to his fav character Blanka. The other guy isn’t better than him, just that he was automatically at a disadvantage. Of course 🤡♿️
If he would take these other characters and show those tactics he claims are unbeatable, it would make him believable. But, of course, Phil just complains because he can’t take losing.
him placing in platinum was freaking hilarious and amazing to see after all that boasting about his skills in sf6, hitting master, thinking he's going to place diamond LOL. he was so mad after seeing he got platinum and said it's not at all indicative of his skill LOL
The lure streak died. The hat streak died. Ryan gave up on whaling out on the new vest streak. Now the Joystick streak is DOA. Crying emojis in the chat pimps 😭
that vest streak attempt by Ryan was just odd, no one gives massive tips like Ryan. Who the hell was going to follow up with tips like that? i think it was just a an ego boost because before Ryan made his return Phil was in super bad shape.
He's always wanted to be taken seriously, but the incident crushed any chance of that happening. Sadly public opinion about DSP doesn't meet with his ego's expectations, poor piglet :(
@@od1401 Nah, that was destroyed the moment THIDPs started to appear. Until that he could pretend that he's respected. The May 1st incident was just a cherry on top
Ngl I lost my third online SF match, my old ps4 controller's shell had been broken for nearly a year or two and it finally gave; popped open, wouldn't pop back into place and I wound up cutting my hand in two places. Sheesh, whatever, hit up GameStop for a refurbished one, d-pad right arrow sticks a bit but we ball. It works just the same as the last (ofc) and my issue now is learning my characters again and what new tools they have for me to succeed. If I lose, fuck it, someone coulda been cheap or I could be bad. I haven't touched SF in AGES but still able to learn what to expect and how to use it to my advantage in the future.
A successful player would analyze their losses to figure out what they did wrong. Phil analyzes his losses to figure out what his opponent and game did wrong.
DSP: I need a new controller because the old one is no longer responsive as I want it to be, the controls are scratched and used and it can't keep up with my moves goes and buys a ridiculously expensive new controller DSP: this controller is way too fast and responsive, it sends commands way too fast and it gives moves I am not making (somehow) You can't make this shit up with this guy, he's incredible
His real problem is his own execution problem, but we all knew he never takes any responsibility in his life, so he has to blame everything, but not himself. He has this kind of mentality on everything.
@@gregofthelake Remember "That's not my account!". He did say "That's not my inputs!" in sf4 when someone showed him the inputs. This guy can blatantly lie about everything and make up stupid BS.
@@gregofthelake I wish someone asked him about the $5000 expenses per month and insisted until he replied. Fucking hell, $5000 expenses and $5000 income, but when he had to buy a new $500 TV and a $1200 trip to the mechanic in the space of 3 days somehow there was money for that. Money for a new tire and now $500 for a controller, there is money for that as well.
I was really hoping for him to lose to Silver ranked players in his placement matches and have him get placed in silver or gold. Just imagine the ego salt.
I just about died when he said people have been trying to start drama which he’s “cOmMpLetElY IgnOrEd”! He’s so delusional I think he fully believes that he’s been ignoring it.
He got real high on reaching master rank with Blanka , instead of focusing on improving , or getting another character to master. He was thinking he can get high on dopamine again by playing Blanka again to master in 2-3 streams . Phil is delusional, its so obvs that the mobile game dont give him the happy juice anymore so he is looking for new ways of dopamine . I really dont think he will go back to alcoholism , and dont think he can sneak going to the casino like he can with mobile games or his dishwasher, sorry i mean Kat will leave him.
He still is an alcoholic, Talk to anyone who struggles with alchoholism or quit alchohol if they can "casually drink" the answer is no, All it takes is getting buzzed to fall back into that deep rabbit hole of binging for days. He is a high functioning alchoholic proven by his bank leaks. Like most alchoholics he probably waits to get drunk while no one can really notice (late at night when his horse is sleeping probably) or maintains a buzz until they can get sloshed. Thats why he sleeps in everymorning cause he was up all night drinking. Alcoholics are sneaky and hide their problem and drinking.
"go back to alcoholism" i guess people dont realize he drinks every single night and has never stopped. He never lost his vises he just hides them. If you see that thin 8 oz thermos he drinks at night that is straight hard liquor.
"I started with my Honda, I played for about 40 minutes until someone beat me." (11:57-12:02) Wrong. You lost your first match. This is the second community night where you have REFUSED to change your character after getting beaten early on. You also refused to change your Marisa after you lost as well.
I think it's clear that Phil just has no understanding of what sportsmanship really is. Anything that doesn't reinforce the idea that Phil is a god walking amongst men is some kind of sick joke the universe is playing on our perfect hero. The façade he's built for himself about being some kind of elite player is starting to crumble before his eyes and he deserves every minute of his misery.
Master rank Blanca struggling against Platinum it must be the fault of the joystick there's no way it's Philips fault after all his rank placement wasn't based on his skill level at all he said so
So, having SF6 on the Day stream did not help the tips to get higher... Without Gamtrekker it would be BAD. And its still low with him. I think this is the new reality for Phil.. Getting round 50$ The days with 100...150 is gone now, mostly. All the accumulated bad press through the years have cought up, with him.
i dont play street fighter but i understand rating systems from a variety of different games. it could be that the only reason he got master to begin with was the win streak free LP bonusses and also playing a ton of matches. even if you go 50% win 50% losses he would still rank up, it would be hilarious if he actually struggles insanely now for 2 months to get back to master (salt heaven) or never makes it again and quits.
I almost never watch dsp streams/dark dave... but was up after work today n watched most of his afternoon SF stream. .... Seeing him win his first 3 placement matches & all casuals, acting all high n mighty.... only to then lose 5 of the last 7 placements & his rage at getting placed in Platinum 1star? That was unreal salt quality & just hilarious. Especially since he wouldnt stop pouting the rest of the stream, & even the dents were chirping him in chat. Most notably, Jayde saying, "welcome back to the platinum ranks!" 😅
@@jkdman2007 i agree it is a joke but if your goal is to keep people playing as much as possible, a straight elo system would have people quitting as soon as they didnt go 7-3 in placements. Their game would be pretty dead in a month.
The way he handled the LTG situation really tells about lot about his character, like the back handed racist remarks, and the fact that he thinks LTG is sexually attracted to him . Just weirder than fiction character
"It's going to take me a month to get to master" I mean...so fucking what? Why is he even rushing to master rank? Is there a cash prize when he gets there? Just get there when you get there.
"cognitive dissonance psychology cognitive dissonance, the mental conflict that occurs when beliefs or assumptions are contradicted by new information. The unease or tension that the conflict arouses in people is relieved by one of several defensive maneuvers: they reject, explain away, or avoid the new information; persuade themselves that no conflict really exists; reconcile the differences; or resort to any other defensive means of preserving stability or order in their conceptions of the world and of themselves. The concept was developed in the 1950s by American psychologist Leon Festinger and became a major point of discussion and research."
Phil didn't get to Master because he is good, he got to Master because he played a lot. When the ranking system gives you more points for a win than it takes away for a loss, you can rank up with a losing record.
I swear just before SF6 he said he was just going to play it casual and not go all try hard and worry about ranks. Now he reverting back to a fighting game streamer.
I personally find it comforting that people are playing Baldurs Gate 3 which could potentially be GOTY and one of the best RPG and Phil is not playing it 😂😂😂
This clown is amazing. He creates drama then claims people are pulling him IN the drama HE CREATED. Does he have a short term memory like that movie Momento?
Everyday, his life resets. He retcons whatever happened the previous day. That's why each story or excuse he comes up with is always different each time.
We need a DSP meltdown, and I mean one like the German lolcow Drachenlord, with literal screaming and crying over that misery of his life and his claim that detractors won't defeat him and shit.
This is beautiful. Phil's "delusions of grandoor" that he's a top level player are immediately eviscerated by reality. The "investment" is a dud, his ego is bruised and the excuses are pouring in. MK will undoubtedly be a shit show.
Phil is decent at Street Fighter. Not great but decent. However his gameplay of MK and Injustice have been disasters in the past. I give him two weeks before he drops MK1.
I don’t know how the game works, but I would think a master rank player can work his way back fairly easily. What he should have done was do placement matches with a different character to see how he does with the joystick. He just assumed he’d get the highest placement because he is so great.
MK is going to humble him
which MK is the series at now? 13? 14?
@@Throbingkcoc depends what your definition of "decent" is. phil is closer to "poor" and "below average"
After reaching master, his ego went to the roof 😂
Piggy thought he was going to be a god on ps5 and make it to master on day one
Yup, he thought he would win all 10 placement matches and start at Diamond 5. Then within 10-15 matches be Master, and switch immediately to another character.
PS5 has a larger player base. DSP was fooling himself to think he could hang in a bigger pool.
@@Throbingkcoc doesn't cross play mean it's the same player base though regardless?
@@Steven-ex3neoh I stand corrected. I was unaware it was cross play.
He promised to play Fightcade too, which I can't wait to see. Assuming he actually follows through, Fightcade is no joke and he's been thinking he's hot shit since he got Blanka to Master. Scrubs don't last long on Fightcade and he'll get absolutely buried. The salt will be glorious.
He’s definitely the authority on “pattern play” I watched for an hour or so yesterday and his entire play through was : blank ball, grapple, and one combo.
Guy who tried to outrun lightning with a horse is trying to explain strategies?
No, that can't be right
Dsp has got to be the only "gamer" that gets worse with a better connection and peripheral, it's almost like he is the reason he sucks at games or something.
He may be better than the average player, but when he plays, he is nonstop giving excuses why he loses. If he was a gracious loser, he wouldn’t get so much hate. And the fact that he doesn’t listen to any feedback makes him even more unlikeable.
Absolutely pathetic. So now when he gets beat, it’s bc the character he was up against is a “direct-counter” to his fav character Blanka. The other guy isn’t better than him, just that he was automatically at a disadvantage. Of course 🤡♿️
If he would take these other characters and show those tactics he claims are unbeatable, it would make him believable. But, of course, Phil just complains because he can’t take losing.
him placing in platinum was freaking hilarious and amazing to see after all that boasting about his skills in sf6, hitting master, thinking he's going to place diamond LOL. he was so mad after seeing he got platinum and said it's not at all indicative of his skill LOL
The lure streak died. The hat streak died. Ryan gave up on whaling out on the new vest streak. Now the Joystick streak is DOA.
Crying emojis in the chat pimps 😭
Hopefully the 15 year living off others streak comes to an end soon.
that vest streak attempt by Ryan was just odd, no one gives massive tips like Ryan. Who the hell was going to follow up with tips like that? i think it was just a an ego boost because before Ryan made his return Phil was in super bad shape.
I knew for a fact he'd start finding problems with his stick, it's never his fault!
Yeah it was expected, but not as quick though
He did everything right!
leave it to dsp to deliberatly set himself back to zero and whine about it
Phil "Level 1" Burnell
It was only Monday when he was saying how it wouldn't be a problem and he'd get up to master in no time 🤣
You've got some real issues if you feel the need to go through all of your losses and explain why it wasn't your fault every time.
He's always wanted to be taken seriously, but the incident crushed any chance of that happening. Sadly public opinion about DSP doesn't meet with his ego's expectations, poor piglet :(
@@od1401 Nah, that was destroyed the moment THIDPs started to appear. Until that he could pretend that he's respected.
The May 1st incident was just a cherry on top
It wasn't his fault the game drops his inputs and doesn't give him the moves duuuuude.
Ngl I lost my third online SF match, my old ps4 controller's shell had been broken for nearly a year or two and it finally gave; popped open, wouldn't pop back into place and I wound up cutting my hand in two places. Sheesh, whatever, hit up GameStop for a refurbished one, d-pad right arrow sticks a bit but we ball. It works just the same as the last (ofc) and my issue now is learning my characters again and what new tools they have for me to succeed. If I lose, fuck it, someone coulda been cheap or I could be bad. I haven't touched SF in AGES but still able to learn what to expect and how to use it to my advantage in the future.
A successful player would analyze their losses to figure out what they did wrong. Phil analyzes his losses to figure out what his opponent and game did wrong.
DSP: I need a new controller because the old one is no longer responsive as I want it to be, the controls are scratched and used and it can't keep up with my moves
goes and buys a ridiculously expensive new controller
DSP: this controller is way too fast and responsive, it sends commands way too fast and it gives moves I am not making (somehow)
You can't make this shit up with this guy, he's incredible
His real problem is his own execution problem, but we all knew he never takes any responsibility in his life, so he has to blame everything, but not himself. He has this kind of mentality on everything.
I wish we could make him watch his excuses and explain how they make sense.
@@gregofthelake Remember "That's not my account!". He did say "That's not my inputs!" in sf4 when someone showed him the inputs. This guy can blatantly lie about everything and make up stupid BS.
@@gregofthelake I wish someone asked him about the $5000 expenses per month and insisted until he replied. Fucking hell, $5000 expenses and $5000 income, but when he had to buy a new $500 TV and a $1200 trip to the mechanic in the space of 3 days somehow there was money for that. Money for a new tire and now $500 for a controller, there is money for that as well.
I've said this and will said again, just you wait Phil Blanks will receive a balance adjustment and you won't get to masters ever
He's Master rank at excuses
Blaming a top of the line specialized joystick connection too good and joystick too good, always droppin those moves.
"We talked about"... No Phil talked, and banned anyone that didn't agree with him. He's always the victim. He never admits his faults.
Phils daily wraps are just a 41 year old man doing dear diary entries like a teenage girl
It's Qanba's fault, Qanba killed Jasper
6:45 LAG..LAG..LAG = Lost Again by Gout
DSP complaining about the "game purposely matching him up with characters who are direct counter-picks" says so much about his mentality
It took Phil ONE stream to complain that the joystick was too new and stiff and causing him to lose 😂😂😂
He thought he could throw his money to fix a skill issue. Bro treats his life like WWE Champions 😂
I was really hoping for him to lose to Silver ranked players in his placement matches and have him get placed in silver or gold. Just imagine the ego salt.
I just about died when he said people have been trying to start drama which he’s “cOmMpLetElY IgnOrEd”! He’s so delusional I think he fully believes that he’s been ignoring it.
Oh, there's little doubt that he honestly believes it.
SF6 Master rank is the new 4th place evo
He got real high on reaching master rank with Blanka , instead of focusing on improving , or getting another character to master. He was thinking he can get high on dopamine again by playing Blanka again to master in 2-3 streams . Phil is delusional, its so obvs that the mobile game dont give him the happy juice anymore so he is looking for new ways of dopamine . I really dont think he will go back to alcoholism , and dont think he can sneak going to the casino like he can with mobile games or his dishwasher, sorry i mean Kat will leave him.
He still is an alcoholic, Talk to anyone who struggles with alchoholism or quit alchohol if they can "casually drink" the answer is no, All it takes is getting buzzed to fall back into that deep rabbit hole of binging for days. He is a high functioning alchoholic proven by his bank leaks. Like most alchoholics he probably waits to get drunk while no one can really notice (late at night when his horse is sleeping probably) or maintains a buzz until they can get sloshed. Thats why he sleeps in everymorning cause he was up all night drinking. Alcoholics are sneaky and hide their problem and drinking.
"go back to alcoholism" i guess people dont realize he drinks every single night and has never stopped. He never lost his vises he just hides them. If you see that thin 8 oz thermos he drinks at night that is straight hard liquor.
"I started with my Honda, I played for about 40 minutes until someone beat me." (11:57-12:02)
Wrong. You lost your first match. This is the second community night where you have REFUSED to change your character after getting beaten early on. You also refused to change your Marisa after you lost as well.
Did anyone expect him not to blame the new fight stick for something?
I think it's clear that Phil just has no understanding of what sportsmanship really is. Anything that doesn't reinforce the idea that Phil is a god walking amongst men is some kind of sick joke the universe is playing on our perfect hero. The façade he's built for himself about being some kind of elite player is starting to crumble before his eyes and he deserves every minute of his misery.
Phail is the type of person who will go to a street fighter event and ask everyone what their rank is, just so he can tell them he's master ranked.
The definition of Phil is that he makes a mountain out of a mole hill in every situation or issue he faces
Master Rank? LOL. Fraud Detected!
He's litterally the definition of you can grind you way out to master and still be a scrub
Master rank Blanca struggling against Platinum it must be the fault of the joystick there's no way it's Philips fault after all his rank placement wasn't based on his skill level at all he said so
He should take the cooling gel his mini pc may be filled with lol... then apply said cooling gel to all the butthurt!😂
He needs to get used to the new joystick guys...
It only has the same button placements and everything that's on EVERY one.
He's having a pretend business meeting alone, talking to the wall, struggling to justify his life lost to the bottle.
I would think that a Master level Blanca could beat these scrubs, regardless of the controller
Phil’s muscle memory is for his old controller. Nothing he could do.
He couldnt handle a boom spamming guile, he simply had to parry and walk forward
He needs a life time badge for constant excuse maker
“My opponent got lucky….they were using a cheap character…the connection was lagging….they are just mashing buttons…..my joystick was being off….”
So, having SF6 on the Day stream did not help the tips to get higher...
Without Gamtrekker it would be BAD.
And its still low with him.
I think this is the new reality for Phil..
Getting round 50$
The days with 100...150 is gone now, mostly.
All the accumulated bad press through the years have cought up, with him.
Every day stream is padded out by the $20 from 1MM and the $30 from GameTrekker. Were it not for them, he'd be sitting at $10-15 each stream.
The clock is ticking. If one of those people loses the ability to give DSP money every day it's going to be over.
DSP learning how important placement matches are and that you gotta work to get to master (just like any other game with a ranked system). 😂
I had to laugh when he called people bitches for complaining about things, while complaining.
i dont play street fighter but i understand rating systems from a variety of different games. it could be that the only reason he got master to begin with was the win streak free LP bonusses and also playing a ton of matches. even if you go 50% win 50% losses he would still rank up, it would be hilarious if he actually struggles insanely now for 2 months to get back to master (salt heaven) or never makes it again and quits.
Yes, the ranking system in Sf6 is much easier than sf5 and you can rank up to master by grinding and pretty fast with a 40/60 win/loss ratio.
Also I can see him go "I already ranked master and I have nothing to prove"
@@TheZodiacRipper thanks for your input that is what i tought and what we saw with phil.
My favorite part is when Phil makes up back stories of his opponents
The beg & excuse streak will never end
A poor workman always blames his tools.
The placement system in SF6 is a detractor now.
I almost never watch dsp streams/dark dave... but was up after work today n watched most of his afternoon SF stream. .... Seeing him win his first 3 placement matches & all casuals, acting all high n mighty.... only to then lose 5 of the last 7 placements & his rage at getting placed in Platinum 1star? That was unreal salt quality & just hilarious. Especially since he wouldnt stop pouting the rest of the stream, & even the dents were chirping him in chat. Most notably, Jayde saying, "welcome back to the platinum ranks!" 😅
This new sf6 rank system is a joke. They should let everybody play from the first rank and 0 points at start.
@@jkdman2007 i agree it is a joke but if your goal is to keep people playing as much as possible, a straight elo system would have people quitting as soon as they didnt go 7-3 in placements. Their game would be pretty dead in a month.
Dude wouldn’t play a set against ken players 😂 he was afraid that they would spank his ass
Remember how he was gonna place at diamond to start? Remember that?
He snorts and swallows like it's a 4 course meal.😂
The way he handled the LTG situation really tells about lot about his character, like the back handed racist remarks, and the fact that he thinks LTG is sexually attracted to him . Just weirder than fiction character
It would be the same thing if the riles were reversed. Dale thinks anyone who has anything to say negative about him is sexually attracted to him.
@@Drums_of_Liberation And thats why people call LTG the Black DSP XD
@@solidvault3698Pretty much😂😂
JAB JAB JAB! Wah wah wah!!! I onew we would hear double the excuses today. No joystick can help him! Bahahahahha
"The next match I won" so he didn't need to make an excuses that time and everything went perfectly don't question it.
May be if he stop calling the fighting stick a joystick, he would win more….
O shit, the new joystick didnt give him superpowers, shocker
"It's going to take me a month to get to master"
I mean...so fucking what? Why is he even rushing to master rank? Is there a cash prize when he gets there? Just get there when you get there.
Already blaming the stick 😂
"cognitive dissonance
psychology
cognitive dissonance, the mental conflict that occurs when beliefs or assumptions are contradicted by new information. The unease or tension that the conflict arouses in people is relieved by one of several defensive maneuvers: they reject, explain away, or avoid the new information; persuade themselves that no conflict really exists; reconcile the differences; or resort to any other defensive means of preserving stability or order in their conceptions of the world and of themselves. The concept was developed in the 1950s by American psychologist Leon Festinger and became a major point of discussion and research."
Damn he didn't remember that ass whooping that Americhan give him
Okay, okay… “me doing non-stop spanking” - Dave. This will last forever. Long live the meme.
Forget being a sore loser, he was a sore winner when he did win. There wasn’t a moment during the rank matches where he didn’t whine
He’s making fun of people bitching while bitching for literally 5 minutes, he’s the worst type of human
Phil didn't get to Master because he is good, he got to Master because he played a lot.
When the ranking system gives you more points for a win than it takes away for a loss, you can rank up with a losing record.
I swear just before SF6 he said he was just going to play it casual and not go all try hard and worry about ranks. Now he reverting back to a fighting game streamer.
Ngl Phil should've spent that $500 on a coach for SF6
The daily wrap is the conversation phil would have with his friends after work if he had any
Hundreds of dollars to smurf! Thousands on sweaty jpegs. 0 dollars for jasper bloodwork.
I personally find it comforting that people are playing Baldurs Gate 3 which could potentially be GOTY and one of the best RPG and Phil is not playing it 😂😂😂
Phil doesn't do well with adult content. Especially content involving sex.
@@Throbingkcoc I saw final fantasy 16 I hear that 😂
I love how piggy thinks you gotta break in a fight stick like it’s a new pair of lebrons😂😂
6:45. We do also hear it, however the Beast's incarnate Ego, is worthy of shunning ones Ears.
Anyone that gives him money deserves this. Or they don’t and their carer failed them. I don’t know.
Phil missed his calling as a politician, he can talk his way around anything and everything
Thank goodness you didn't call it the "Joy Stroke"? That started and stopped years ago on the same stream while the camera was on dude! 😅 🍒🌮🍒😭😭
He said there will be a interruption on stream i think friday. It time wildly speculate
What's crazy is he do this shit with a straight face like it's really true
joystick is not going to fix your button smashing phil ...
This clown is amazing. He creates drama then claims people are pulling him IN the drama HE CREATED. Does he have a short term memory like that movie Momento?
Everyday, his life resets. He retcons whatever happened the previous day. That's why each story or excuse he comes up with is always different each time.
Picard meme: If he's "ignoring" the drama why is he doing a recap of it during his podcast?!"
im so happy phils highlight channels always get more views than his own vods/streams
If internet connection is key, then why doesn't Phil unplug his internet and completely eliminate the connection issues while playing 😂😂😂
Every excuse in the book.
Whats so funny is that Phil went in a HUGE victory lap about how much a "Master player he is" a few days later he gets bodied over and over.
As I said before: everyone knows that joysticks are detractors!!!! Every single one them!
It sounds like his internet is just bad.
This freaking guy! Talks about people bitching and complaining, while he's bitching and complaining.
9:58 - 10:06 - Phil did not just say that .... Not even him. Surely he didn't.
Oh my lawd! I cannot wait for his scam segment tomorrow after his day off, it'll make this look like a fucking joke.
Guess the controller was worth it. 😂
6:35 lying, he whiffed the blanka ball and the ryu PUNISHED it with jab into level 3
“Why is it not judging how close the match was” you can tell he got participation trophies growing up
and he said he wasn't a tryhard, as he sits there with his $300 joystick complaining how the other players are scrubs and he should be a master
Phil’s Joy streak 0. Doody’s Joy streak 1.
8:37 • remember, Phil said he can get to Masters quickly, because he’s part of the 0.9%ers.
Who is he talking to when he says you'll enjoy the gameplay there?
He does nothing wrong again can’t say he wasn’t good
We need a DSP meltdown, and I mean one like the German lolcow Drachenlord, with literal screaming and crying over that misery of his life and his claim that detractors won't defeat him and shit.
$500 well spent.
"On the podcast we talked about the drama that I ignored" ... lol what?