Totally Not Adorable Jon Archivist Moments

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @TryksterJawbreaker
    @TryksterJawbreaker Год назад +353

    Can’t believe “I COULD be on drugs! >:T” didn’t make it in

  • @ArnoTheLad
    @ArnoTheLad 2 года назад +1632

    I like how he barely laughs at jokes… he just.. asks.. if it was a joke

    • @biblicallyaccurateangel2476
      @biblicallyaccurateangel2476 Год назад

      the true autistic experience 😌

    • @caitlinanzovin1146
      @caitlinanzovin1146 Год назад +129

      Autism :3

    • @sullivanko1902
      @sullivanko1902 Год назад +82

      Autism for the win

    • @ComradeLuka
      @ComradeLuka Год назад +65

      It’s the autism :-)

    • @Bear-bx7yo
      @Bear-bx7yo Год назад +37

      I actually think that made him and baseera's relationship interesting in season 4 they were the only ones in the crew for awhile that kinda found their stride and got on. Even after he was outed for being an "Avatar"

  • @ThatOneArchivist
    @ThatOneArchivist Год назад +290

    Hearing Jon sound not like he's literal days away from death even for a little bit makes me feel better about hello Jon, sorry for the deception.

  • @someoneawesome8717
    @someoneawesome8717 3 года назад +3298

    You know he used his actual cat for the recordings, that means he had to bring Sir Pouncealot to the recordings

    • @nope84
      @nope84 3 года назад +335

      i’m sorry, he had to bring w h o m

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 года назад +397

      @@nope84 yup, that's the name of the cat you're hearing purr like an engine

    • @finchie_w99
      @finchie_w99 3 года назад +84

      omg did he really

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 года назад +54

      @@finchie_w99 yeah he did

    • @m88nlighter
      @m88nlighter 3 года назад +226

      Not to be dramatic but I would die for Sir Pouncealot

  • @calebdouglas2512
    @calebdouglas2512 3 года назад +1106

    "I feel ... sad."
    "Sad?"
    "Very sad."
    "...very sad."
    "Yes, alright, point taken"
    Me too Jon, me too.

  • @ThatOneArchivist
    @ThatOneArchivist Год назад +122

    Every time I think about him i constantly get reminded of the fact that even when he had become somewhat of the Antichrist he still has to ASK “is that a joke..”
    LIKE HE ISNT THE DEMIGOD, THE ENTITY. GODS LITLW PLUSS ONE, IF YOH WILL, OF KNOWLEDGE. OF ALL SEEING KNOWLEDGE. KNOWING. AND HE DOESNT KNOW IF ANYTHING IS A JOKE.
    he's so me.

  • @PoeLovesRanpoEdogawa
    @PoeLovesRanpoEdogawa 2 года назад +846

    My personal favorite:
    "C'mon, it won't hurt."
    "Fine"
    "I lied"
    "AEEEEAAAAAUUUUHHGGGGG"

    • @ari638
      @ari638 Год назад +43

      Honestly the most in pain I've ever heard someone be. Impressive

    • @butch_banjo_loon
      @butch_banjo_loon Год назад +57

      the magnus archives is just “jonathan sims gets trolled” the podcast

    • @ceaseless_spiral_avatar
      @ceaseless_spiral_avatar 10 месяцев назад +14

      Bro is making it VERY known he’s in pain. Did he scream into the recorder or what??

    • @Flowerz_Field
      @Flowerz_Field 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ceaseless_spiral_avatar😭

    • @ItMeMees
      @ItMeMees 3 месяца назад

      Ah man, which episode is that again? 😂

  • @PoeLovesRanpoEdogawa
    @PoeLovesRanpoEdogawa 2 года назад +245

    "It's a joke, Jon"
    "Oh- uh"
    *Kermit laugh*

  • @v4nillatwilight
    @v4nillatwilight Год назад +233

    he’s so babygirl in like a small way

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil Год назад +5

      Indeed he is

    • @Totallynotredtail
      @Totallynotredtail 7 месяцев назад +19

      Babygirl In like a small, pathetic, stray cat soaked by the rain you see on your way home and lizard brain goes “WE MUST KEEP IT” kinda way

  • @cooler-robson
    @cooler-robson 2 года назад +1585

    We're missing this scene:
    Martin: What's my middle name?
    Jon: ...You don't have one!
    Martin: Wow
    Jon: You- I ACTUALLY believed you! >:(
    Martin: Sorry, sorry-
    Jon: "That's ridiculous", I thought. "That's not a real name! But you wouldn't LIE to me!" >:(

    • @youraveragebaka8137
      @youraveragebaka8137 2 года назад +20

      Omg which episode is that?

    • @cooler-robson
      @cooler-robson 2 года назад +53

      @@youraveragebaka8137 It's 164 "The Sick Village" :D

    • @rat3015
      @rat3015 2 года назад +68

      I've listened to the whole podcast twice and I know he refers to himself sometimes as martin k blackwood but I cannot for the life of me find what he told Jon his middle name is 😭

    • @cooler-robson
      @cooler-robson 2 года назад +106

      @@rat3015 it's because there isn't such scene. This is the point of joke - we don't know what middle name Martin was supposed to have, we only know it was ridiculous as hell and that Jon believed him 'cause he's cute little dork in love >:D

    • @rat3015
      @rat3015 2 года назад +10

      @@cooler-robson damn they goofed me 😭

  • @catherinec9331
    @catherinec9331 3 года назад +449

    Admiral just being the quintessential cat in every way and even jon knows that's a losing battle. Admiral wants scritches? Admiral will get scritches. and laps. and attention. and jon may have his hand back when Admiral is done with it and not a moment sooner

  • @mfSCOUT
    @mfSCOUT 2 года назад +1175

    i like the fact that, up until MAG 1....1-something, (sorry i forgot), The Admiral was the only character Jon was canonically recorded saying "I love you" to (edit. 124 is too many, stop liking this comment)

  • @acornheart465
    @acornheart465 Год назад +93

    "Is that your official statement? 'I sad'?" -Martin Blackwood

  • @Murakilok
    @Murakilok 3 года назад +782

    Jon sims as a character in this is probably one of my favorites ever next to martin in any podcast I've listened too. There's just so many layers to these characters ❤

  • @vanessa2603__
    @vanessa2603__ 3 года назад +448

    JON I AM GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND MAKE YOU WARM SOUP (THREAT)

  • @boowind4432
    @boowind4432 3 года назад +699

    2:50 “Together, one way or another”
    MY HEART OH NO IT WAS A CALLBACK OH GOD OH GOD I DIDN’T REALIZE

    • @twigthetroll9279
      @twigthetroll9279 3 года назад +91

      **blinks and then freezes, eyes going wider than should be physically possible and mouth dropping open**
      **drops to my knees, eyes filling with tears**
      **starts gasping and panting, tears start rolling down**
      **screams and then cries**

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 2 года назад +15

      WAIT-

    • @elysianblues
      @elysianblues Год назад +1

      WHAT. FUCK OUU

    • @Spacesatyr6565
      @Spacesatyr6565 11 месяцев назад +5

      I JUST FINISHED SEADON FIVE TODAY DONUT DO THIS TO ME PLEASE

    • @Nikowo1610
      @Nikowo1610 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Spacesatyr6565🍩

  • @katg5746
    @katg5746 Год назад +65

    Statement of Jonathan "Was that a joke?" Sims...

  • @kierstenburtz8442
    @kierstenburtz8442 8 месяцев назад +31

    May I present to the jury for consideration:
    "What?... I could be on drugs!" Jonathan Sims MAG 83

  • @ThatOneArchivist
    @ThatOneArchivist Год назад +82

    4:21 that's not fair actually, he probably could share, if it weren't for the fact that over the prior four seasons every time he tried EVERYONE TOLD HIM IT WAS HIS FAULT FOR HAVING EMOTIONS ON LITERALLH ANYTHING
    Season three Jon could say “wow this sandwich looks nice, I am genuinely happy to consume this substance!”
    AND SEASLN THREE TIM OR MELANIE OR DAISY WOULD PICK UP SAID SANWKCH, THROW IT AT THE GROUND AND STOMP ON IT IN FRONT OF JON AND TELL HIM THAT ITBWAS HIS FAULT
    SEASLN FOUR JON! *literally wakes from the dead, back from a coma.*
    EVERY. SINGLE. LTHER. PERSON. INCLUDING THE PEOPLE WHO HE PROBABLY NEEDED MOST LIKE MARTIN AND GEORGIE : “I wish you died that day”
    WHY WOULD HE BE GOOD AT SHLWING EMOTIONS? THERE KS NO REASLN HE SHOULD. EVERY TIME HE TRIED IT WAS MET WITH A NEGATIVE RESPINSE, IT IS A MIRACLE HE ISNT SUCH A PEOPLE PLEASER THAT IT DROVE HIM TO HIS EARLY EARLY GRAVE MARTIN.
    thank you for coming to my poorly written Ted talk

    • @Totallynotredtail
      @Totallynotredtail 7 месяцев назад +6

      I need to like, give Jon a hug, but aggressively as I, to, struggle showing my emotions in a healthy and acceptable manner

    • @i8chocolatecake995
      @i8chocolatecake995 5 месяцев назад +3

      THISSSSSSSS

  • @embers4771
    @embers4771 6 месяцев назад +17

    “Was that a ᴶᵒᵏᵉˀ”

  • @Is_It_Spokey
    @Is_It_Spokey Год назад +37

    I was talking with my friend once and I said "Sorry for asking weird questions some times I just hate not knowing things it makes me feel uncomfortable" and they just looked and me and went "Ha jonathan sims coded for real"

    • @Mauve_1
      @Mauve_1 5 месяцев назад +1

      HELP THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME

    • @laughsingay
      @laughsingay 5 месяцев назад +2

      we've got an up-and-coming avatar of the eye over here

  • @gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223
    @gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223 3 года назад +523

    “I feel…”
    “Mhmm”
    “I feel… sad”
    “…”
    “…”
    “Sad?”
    “_Very_ sad”
    “…”
    “…”
    “Very sad”
    “Yes, alright, point taken”
    Martin is so smug, I can’t 😂😂😂

  • @TheRealAndian
    @TheRealAndian 3 года назад +590

    can't believe the 'i spy' scene didn't make it XD /lh
    this is adorable and i thank you immensely. needed some good healthy jon-being-adorable moments

    • @eldritchunicorn
      @eldritchunicorn  3 года назад +64

      I might do another one so I'll keep it in mind!!

    • @TheRealAndian
      @TheRealAndian 3 года назад +78

      @@eldritchunicorn may i also suggest "i could be on drugs!" XD

    • @twigthetroll9279
      @twigthetroll9279 3 года назад +17

      The only reason the "i spy" scene didn't make it in is because when I made the post this was based off of I hadn't reached that episode yet XD XD XD
      (i've since made a part 2)

  • @birdiejett3163
    @birdiejett3163 3 года назад +96

    Jon “Never Been Adorable” Sims

  • @watcherglowcloud
    @watcherglowcloud 3 года назад +230

    that 2:48 "together...one way or another" hits different now

  • @jaxysilva642
    @jaxysilva642 3 года назад +183

    The laugh Jon makes at 2:15 remind me of Rango’s nervous laugh and ever since that epiphany, I’ve never NOT laughed at that part

  • @imabrokenglowstick
    @imabrokenglowstick 2 года назад +92

    the emotions i feel towards jonathan sims literally can’t be put into words i fucking FEEL for him so much guys. fuck

  • @Clouddbb
    @Clouddbb 2 года назад +48

    It's been too long since I've listened to this podcast, i need to rewatch, i remember Jon's voice being so much deeper

    • @molly2343
      @molly2343 Год назад +20

      Its really deep at the beginning, but as it goes on he gets more comfortable I think and he stops being so stern all the time...

  • @Sophia-so8zf
    @Sophia-so8zf Год назад +28

    I love the eye being thwarted by the admiral

  • @gendrrgremlin
    @gendrrgremlin 2 года назад +35

    *curls up in a ball and cries in jon kinnie*

  • @Hello_kitty-cb7
    @Hello_kitty-cb7 8 месяцев назад +10

    My personal favourite
    "ahhh wrong hand cat wrong hand"

    • @Its_Zane
      @Its_Zane Месяц назад +1

      “Yep that’s arse. Thanks for that..*Sigh*”
      1:04

  • @sevhells
    @sevhells 3 года назад +141

    I really love the use of space, italics, and font size while transcribing. Thanks for your work!

  • @innitheotaku3883
    @innitheotaku3883 2 года назад +51

    This video almost made me cry I finished the series like 4 months ago and have kinda moved on from the hyperfixation but the intro alone was making me feel *emotions* and *rememeber*

  • @mistydevillier2197
    @mistydevillier2197 3 года назад +67

    I keep re listening to the whole 200 episodes. I wish it wouldn't have ended!!!😢❤

    • @davv6628
      @davv6628 3 года назад +6

      Just never listen to the end and ignore all the spoilers that way you can never get the sad end or any end at all, it's just going on forever for me my dude 👉👉

    • @VulpineCortex
      @VulpineCortex 2 года назад +2

      All good things have an ending. Better end things concisely than prolong it 'till it degrades in quality; not to mention Magnus Archives from an artistic standpoint has a very good ending, even if it's bitter to the viewer.

    • @madeleinegauthier7747
      @madeleinegauthier7747 2 года назад +4

      How’re we feeling now

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 2 года назад +1

      Good news! Statement remains.

  • @whatthehell8418
    @whatthehell8418 3 года назад +35

    i am emotionally devastated

  • @choichiyo2347
    @choichiyo2347 2 года назад +27

    This podcast feels like a TV show,,,sometimes I forget it's a podcast!

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis 7 месяцев назад +4

    the absolute _betrayal_ of slugging us in the face with hurt and pain amidst adorable cute moments istg ;_;

  • @Vittaivi
    @Vittaivi Год назад +8

    I love him so much im gonna cry

  • @sky8554
    @sky8554 2 года назад +17

    currently dying because of the 154 scene WHY IS THAT THERE ITS JUST STRAIGHT UP SAD 😭 and I just now realized the paralel with 200,, wHY

  • @p1nkPallas
    @p1nkPallas 10 месяцев назад +5

    The Admiral clip will always be one of my favourites istg (I'm a cat person excuse me)

  • @If-loki-was-a-fox
    @If-loki-was-a-fox 5 месяцев назад +2

    Just watched a tma jon whump compilation that ended with the finale and now I am here to heal the psycic damage form that (it's been working very well, jon is so silly)

  • @JudeTheAutomaton
    @JudeTheAutomaton 23 дня назад +1

    Jon being marked by the hunt caught live on tape! (0:50)

  • @slapshot1d1ot
    @slapshot1d1ot 3 года назад +36

    PLEASE my heart- I love this so much!!!!!!!

  • @ohno8398
    @ohno8398 2 года назад +16

    Just finished season 4, I needed this 😭

  • @angelofmusic1992
    @angelofmusic1992 3 месяца назад +3

    I love this adorable disaster wet cat of a man

  • @SeerOfTime577
    @SeerOfTime577 2 года назад +10

    Jon will always be adorable. :3

  • @rosea-d1064
    @rosea-d1064 3 года назад +25

    this was so brilliant, absolutely fantastic job

  • @GlacieThat1Dog
    @GlacieThat1Dog 2 года назад +8

    god i gotta listen to TMA again before TMA2 comes out

  • @shadowgirl_10
    @shadowgirl_10 Год назад +4

    During the 154 clips I clenched my fist so hard my nails left marks on my palm 😭

  • @facelessdeer
    @facelessdeer 3 месяца назад +1

    he is so incredibly babygirl

  • @dreamgirlfriendevil
    @dreamgirlfriendevil 2 года назад +11

    This is exactly what I needed in my recommended 🥺😍

  • @TheAmethystAngel
    @TheAmethystAngel 6 месяцев назад +3

    The last one is so real- I also just have a hard time expressing myself. :

  • @literaturefreak2276
    @literaturefreak2276 2 года назад +21

    Bros I miss TMA so much 😭

    • @dewcrownedmuse
      @dewcrownedmuse 11 месяцев назад +1

      soo good news!

    • @Spacesatyr6565
      @Spacesatyr6565 11 месяцев назад +1

      I'm lucky I only started it like a few weeks ago so I didn't die too much when season 5 finished

  • @katymier3102
    @katymier3102 3 года назад +20

    I needed this 😌

  • @transparencesolution
    @transparencesolution 2 года назад +6

    awesome video with great sound

  • @Chadsama
    @Chadsama 10 дней назад +1

    Oh, I was hoping for: "These things, they don't care about blood." ".... W-well except for the vampires" "Yes, of course except for the vampires!!"

  • @s1nr865
    @s1nr865 2 года назад +5

    my cat is just like his

  • @fandommemes8858
    @fandommemes8858 6 месяцев назад +1

    GOD, I LOVE THAT LITTLE CAT, AND JON, AN Hello Jon, apologies for the deceptio--

  • @transparencesolution
    @transparencesolution 2 года назад +5

    awesome video

  • @3RaccooonsInATrenchcoat
    @3RaccooonsInATrenchcoat Год назад +3

    What episode is the cat bit at 0:43

  • @louisefarrar6037
    @louisefarrar6037 8 месяцев назад

    I love this… but…
    Why does everyone miss the trouser scene!!!

  • @josjoe792
    @josjoe792 3 года назад +21

    Was that a joke?