Can you Beat Every Stand User in Diamond is Unbreakable?
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2023
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Synopsis: Dive deep into the world of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable. In this analysis, we spotlight Josuke Higashikata and his powerful Stand, Crazy Diamond. How would humanity fare against such formidable Stand users? With a blend of modern tactics, we explore potential strategies to counter these supernatural abilities. 
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I can beat everybody in JoJo why simply because I’m him all I gotta do is believe.
I GOTTA BELIEVE!! 🐶
Isn't that practically what Beyond does?
You believe in something that it happens?
Fax
You can beat them because you are a human. And they are anime...
I stand begind this man. Do you?
Superfly: *Exists*
Kaleb: We should take the stand, and PUSH it somewhere else!
😂😂😂😂😂
You forgot Harvest, Echos, Aqua Necklace, Highway Star, Enigma, and Earth Wind and Fire.
Well Earth Wind and Fire may or may not even be a stand, so you could argue he didn't forget that one
what're you gonna do agaisnt earth wind and fire, they can't become a weapon
For harvest if shigeki was smart he could kill large amounts of people across an entire town with just a bottle of bleach.
Not really "if Shigeki was smart," just "if Shigechi had a reason to."
He did inject booze directly into Josuke and Okuyasu's blood when he wanted to hurt them. He already thought to do the thing you're suggesting.
@Zetact_ I didn't mean to say he wasn't smart enough to do it I meant more as if shigeki went about the situation smartly like saying dio could rule from the shadows if he played his cards right that type of figure of speech
shigeki is actually a really good kid. The guy went to a police station to ask if its to pick up change. He was also willing to freely share his coins when he first met jouske and Okiyasu. He would never resort to killing a large amount of people for a sick thrill.
500 of people
he also threatened to rip a part of Kira's throat out, so he could do that
Interestingly, as yoshigake mentions it a lot too, his stand is perfect for the person he wants to be. A man who just wants a simple life
I mean yeah, that's the entire point. Works with others too. Dio wants to rule the world, so he has The World. Diavolo tried to hide his identity, KC is also very good for this.
BABOOOOOOOOOOM
Step 1: don’t insult josuke hair
Speaking of hair…
Is Yukako bald in the eyes of non stand users?
@@supremefreshimations3477the stand hairs are intertwined with her normal hair
It was just a joke, but still thank you. I didn’t know that.
@@supremefreshimations3477 the stand is bound to her real hair.
Sure Pearl Jam doesn’t necessarily have any defensive or offensive properties itself, but do you think it’s possible for Tonio to make himself almost superhuman in strength and speed? Making him much harder to beat? Because I’m pretty sure the way Pearl Jam works is by enhancing specific nutrients in a meal. It’s only used in the series to cure physical ailments, but it’s not entirely impossible to think that he can use it to make himself superhumanly strong. Or, at the very least, he can heal his physical injuries given enough time, and go back and fight.
Winning with Jotoro is way easier then you think. I mean he can stop time, but only for four sec. And he can't spam it so I guess some military squad with explosives could defeat him
The thing is he probably will only kill while on stop time, so the "war" would actually be trying to discover him. Like people just get destroyed and no one on the scene sees or hears nothing cameras don't get anything, he is basically a ghost.
That may be the case
But this is Jojo, four seconds is four days
a problem arises though.
using explosives for one guy is really hard to get a government to agree on, not to mention getting a government to agree on using explosives at all
@@WoahItsKris Or agree on anything at all.
Send in a spy to get close to Jotaro and try to get a piece of his hair; maybe governments would think manipulating his DNA would unlock stand powers that could compare to StarPlatinum.
Knowing Jojo maybe you'd get your own stand from eating his hair
Then say "its the same type of stand as Star Platinum" and get all his powers
So were gonna pretend Rohan would stand any chance against anyone with a gun that keeps at a moderate distance, but sheer heart attack couldnt? Aight
The jojo powerscaling makes no sense tbh. Base Jotaro is supposed to be massively FTL due to being able to fight on par with silver chariot but he took life-threatening blows from sheer heart attack and ratt whose attacks are barely hypersonic at best
Do you have eyes? If you answered yes, you just lost to Rohan
@@TheSkinnyGiraffe All it needs is a sniper attacking from cover
@@S_yIvie did the sniper look at him? He just lost
@@Relisoc So you want him to block explosions that adapt to the hardness off something and projectiles that he cannot touch or he dies? And besides in those situations Jotaro was either protecting someone else, or focused on something else while massively underestimating it's opponent, all thing's that wouldn't happen on this scenario.
Sure, we can always blow the characters up, but how about talking your way out of a fight in the first place? Jojo fights are all about wits, so why not play the game by their rules?
Josuke: Make a lie and say someone insulted his hair. Make a run for it while he is distracted, Josuke is just as fast as a regular teen.
Jotaro: Say I have some information about stand incidents nearby. As long as I don't pull a cowardly move and take a hostage or something, he will let me go if i gave some vague common info.
Koichi: He doesn't kill so I should be good.
Okayasu: I will just praise him and call him smart, then have a fun time with him explaining fun ways to use his stand. With his trust gained, I can either make a run for it and say I will be back later or trick him into leaving the scene himself.
Rohan: Honestly? I will just let it happen. I will just suggest he copies the text inside of my book into an outside source then ask him to let me go. In exchange, i visit him once a week to share my latest experiences so I can fuel his ideas.
Joseph: He's senile (or at least, I am one of the people he would pretend to be senile towards), so I can just...slowly back away out of Hermit Purple's immediate range before running away.
Kira: I am not a girl so I pass automatically. I will pretend like I cant see stands so even if I caught him in the act, it wouldn't matter to him. Definitely dangerous though.
Stray Cat: Treat it like a cat, I got 2 at home so it should be easy enough.
Yukako: Depends. Am i her love interest or am I just in her way of Koichi? If it's the former...yeah I am kinda screwed, don't trust my rizzing skills enough to walk away from that one, but if shes after Koichi? I dont think she will do anything as long as I don't insult Koichi or something.
Superfly: Walk. Away.
Cheap Trick: I am fucked.
That rock paper scissors kid: Kick his ass physically lmao, fuck dem kids.
The rest simply fall into a category where they really wouldn't care for me so they will just either instantly kill me or let me go, or a category where their stands aren't really harmful.
bruh i was just rewatching your many shades of joseph video the coincidence is crazy
Rohan wrote a command in himself in Hot Summer Martha (or maybe the other newer TSKR chapter) so it’s unquestionably canon.
0:57 we punting this baby too.
My brother has a theory that would make Heaven's door a lot less powerful than people think it is (It'd still be powerful though): You can't buff anyone with your commands. You can change their mindsets and have forces affect them but you cannot do it the other way around.
Rohan changed Josuke's mindset into flying 70 km/h backwards
@@user-bj5gw1ne9s *and have forces affect them. Read the comments you reply to before replying.
yeah, otherwise rohan could write in koichi "be able to apply 1000x gravity to anything within 1000km". Also, couldn't rohan have just forced crazy diamond to launch josuke 70km/h backwards?
@@projekttaku1 I think the wording made clear that Josuke just flew back.
@@jonathanschmitt5762 eh, fair.
Step 1 : Be a rat apparently.
I enjoyed JJBA diamond is unbreakable because of how well designed the Stands are (aesthetically)
Golden Wind was sexy for the aesthetics and busted powers
When Kaleb's outro doesn't play, it still plays in my head
Bruh users are beating me without stands
Sheer heart attack plus a manual bites the dust would be devastating
All of the times you mention "all of humanity versus" I just think of the guilty gear fight scenes with the masked Secret Service tryna kill Sol
Oh thank you for continuing this.
I think Ratt is under-represented in this list. Not only are there more than one, if we assume stands are invisible it would be difficult to actually figure out the rats are the one doing the deed. Theoretically yeah a team of snipers could just snipe them all, or we could just set out some poisoned food, they aren't that much smarter than normal rodents, but again we would have to know it's the rats doing it. Also they explicitly are implied to be able to pass down their stand ability or the ability to have a stand genetically, which means that if you don't kill both Ratts in a month it's going to get out of hand instantly.
I think ratt hits the atom father heart situation, you know people are dying in this field, and neighborhood so it just gets leveled through explosives or fire.
Ratts are the opposite of the hand, benefiting greatly from their user.
3:40 a team being sentout to figure out the rat situation would make for an incredibly thrilling mystery short story. 4:52 you can put a bomb inside it. 9:15 I FORGOT HE KEPT UP DURING MADE IN HEAVEN HAHAHAHAHAHA.
The ape at the start doing Tai Chi sent me
If Rohan went to war with the world I feel like he would be too proud to use his stand
I feel like Old Joseph could be more dangerous then you could expect. One puff of Hamon and my leg is gone. I'd rather fight Josuke knowing I'll lose then go through having my flesh melted.
I didn't know vampires were real
Star platinum can be defeated by large bombs from bombers and chemical warfare and this probably goes for all the people you consider to be unstoppable
Edit: apon finishing the video crazy diamond and heavens door are iffy but could go both ways
Great vid, but I know for sure we can beat some. One question though - music at 5:50 and onwards??
Editing was peak
How about for Kaleb next video, can Satoru gojo beat the all the jojos , every stand user in Jojo part 5 or Satoru Akefu?🤔
Self inserts deserve to be ontop of tier lists.
Tom Bombadil says hi
You should do the same type of video but with party 5 characters
That rat in JoJo is just built different.
We all should know that most of these characters has a great Battle IQ 💀
Without a stand... how can i fight a stabd user?
Run these hands
Overwhelm the user until exhausted
Would lead to a lot of death and isn’t efficient
I think Jotaro could be defeated if you were to surround him from all directions with something his stand cant just punch away, like poison or pure heat
Breathing would poison him, trying to punch heat would burn Star Platinum and him
As long you can surround him with that SP's speed doesnt matter nor does stopping time, but good luck getting that done
literally the sun stand
The hardest part about any of this is finding the person
otherwise: hey look! it's *insert modern military aircraft* (afterall, we only ever see jotaro/dio jumping a few stories, not like 30+ stories)
Buildings aren't safe either with any control gas ever
"oh, jotaro can ts" he has a cooldown, and was overpowered by a few kitchen knives. no, billy and his 12 gauge shotgun won't take down Jotaro as long as he is awake, but he isn't invincible
Sheer heart attack also was pretty mild in destruction compared to any modern explosive (not even C4, real)
Bro i was just about to say "just use an ak-47" right when he said no Guns lol
Rail gun. Just rail gun.
I just finished diamond is unbreakable it is fantastic 💎
babe wake up kaleb posted a new DoU video
And vs the army like no one is surviving like a missil can solo everyone maybe jotaro with ts fly can dodge a little one but he is going down with time and prep
Jotaro and Star Platinum have been taken off guard plenty of times as Star Platinum can't protect Jotaro from every angle and Jotaro is limited by human reflexes (otherwise he wouldnt need time stop to dodge the darts from "Ratt" which he would have died from had Josuke not been there to take out bug eaten and heal hm) and the need to manually activate time stop. Star Platinum is a mainly forward offensive stand that can't really protect Jotaro fully and attack at the same time, which is why Jotaro usually compensates with his quick thinking to get around that.
Honestly it comes down to planning and weaponry, cause a simple well placed mine or bomb could kill Jotaro before Star Platinum has the chance to act as Jotaro is at the end of the day, a regular human that doesnt have any special abilities outside his stand.
does disassembly of Superfly count as damage if it's non-destructive? if you just remove a couple bolts and pull out one of the beams, does that hurt you? a normal ass construction team could handle that plenty if not.
The whole "versus" debate is a mess. Pretty much everyone in Jojo is supposed to FTL, but this kinda makes no sense so we come up with arbitrary limitation despite most characters don't have issue following Jotaros's movement and whatnot.
Then if it's humanity against stand user. Unless stand user can nuke or somehow disable us quickly how does anyone stand a chance? Eventually any stand user gets discovered and after that we just shell them with everything we have until they are no more. They can't constantly run, they can't constantly protect themselves for weeks, but we can attack them constantly.
Hold on, a lot of our weapons aren't even supposed to hurt them because of durablity concept. Oh well, I guess we just agree that none of them can survive extensive shelling?
I honestly wanna see national militaries participate in a competition to hit a running rat sized drone from a helicopter with q sniper rifle of low caliber.
Honestly wanna know how many humans can reliably nail womprats.
What about echoes and all its acts?
Ngl literally every stand on this list would get annihilated by a GBU-24 Paveway from an F-16C from like 9 miles away or something and they wok don’t even see it coming. Even if they did, it’s a 2000lbs bomb their not escaping that radius and the durability isn’t gonna stack up
Bro, you forgot about Echoes
No, I can't.
um what about echos? or harvest?
in response to the video’s title: hell nah
Yeah, and I would beat a giraffe in a fist fight
Rohan is HIM
Well for one most of the melee stand users, jotaro, joskue, the hand, and such, they are gonna because remember, we have FUCKING CHEMICAL WEAPONRY WE CAN JUST USE FUCKING MUSTARD GAS
Can't jotaro be beaten by getting outsmarted or overwhelmed though?
you missed out shigechi's harvest!
For all we know echoes act 3 could solo all of humanity but he never mentioned him.
No. I could not. Next question.
I recon you could probably take down crazy diamond with explosives, right?
could probably punch a decent amount away, or just use crazy diamond to blunt the damage, or restore them to before they exploded, or launch himself out of the blast radius, or restore them weirdly so that they can be used as shields or weapons.
For RGCP you coukld just turn the electricity of for morio/japan
The was found from the start:
*NO*
yeah
Yes we can beat Tonio but imagine the emotional toll...
Alright guys here's the plan... They can't get all of us sooo LEROYJENKINS!!
This is random but wouldn't there technically be multiple rats just running around in part 4 with ratt as thier stand, since yk how fast rats breed.
Only if my stand, Beautiful, can be used. Easy clap no diff
I have one distinct advantage and I plan to abuse that advantage to it's upmost capacity.. I'm real
Personally the only ones I could beat are Cinderella, Antonio’s stand forgot the name, the invisible baby and jananken boy maybe that’s that was listed im to lazy to watch this now
0:01 monke?
Red Hot Chili Peppers should’ve been in the top tier. Its range, combined with incredible speed, strength, and durability make it nearly unbeatable unless the user is dumb
I think bad company can solo.
Just plant c4 in his room and wait for him to sleep
As long as my stand is able to play Giorno’s theme I’m god
im not a band of snipers man
Bro has never heard of a sniper
Can’t catch a bullet if you don’t know it’s coming
Star Platinum could.
Probably the only stands besides him who could would be:GER, TWOH, and that’s abt all I know.
(Note: the list means catching the bullet WITHOUT being aware. And it’s part1-6 only)
@@John34bruh How? Bullets travel faster than the speed of sound. They would hit you before any of your five senses could register that a bullet is coming. GER is the only stand that has been shown to be able to act completely by itself
@@Connor_Kirkpatrick also weather report could possibly do it. Cuz it’s also shown to work unconsciously
Didn’t jotaro get bodied by that rat? 🤔
Yeah I'd win, I'd tellem to chill and to cut it out and I'm sorted 🤷
I don't really get why we are so sure we couldn't just shoot Jotaro if he had trouble keeping up with rats stand
Where’s Echoes act 3?
Gave me a stick and i gona solo them
No.
Just tear the pages it’s on or delete it on the server it’s stored on. Were a dimension higher than them.
What about shigechi
While Jotaros combat is ftl he himself cant move at ftl. Surrond him with bombs covering a decent and he should be done
bet
Can gojo survive JoJo part 3?
yeah but not part 4 and 5
@@wilfridekoue1405dio claps
ok
They aren't real, so I win.
Where is echoes?
damn got here early
I got this I solo I got ger
Bro please don’t stop the series of “Can you beat”
hi kaleb
Couldn't you just shoot the electrical tower guy down from outside?
I can.
Nah, I'd win (I'm dying against Bug eaten)
harvest
Im not really sure I agree with the intro. I think all stand users lose to a large enough firing squad. I think the trick is just having bullets in different places thatll land at the same time. Like DIOS knives.
True. But The World is shown to move FTL and Dio has super strength. The knives were probably moving faster than bullets by a long shot. But jotaro would still be able to get shot up