Dan is officially an age, a plant, a synonym of hair, a planet, a synonym of grow, a sound effect when your nose is tapped, a seed, soil, a town called Danville, a synonym of world, a song, life, a synonym of live, a person, a name, a hairstyle, a thneed, trees, a town, an onamonapia, the name of the creator of the show Phineas and Ferb, a pharmacist who isn't actually a pharmacist, but an evil scientist who fights animals, O'Hare himself, a grandma, Phineas' bioligical dads name, the first name of Perry the Platypus's nemesis' VA, a bull with ice cream, the name of both twins who made BFDI, the name of the O'hare delivery guy, TD4998's dad's name and it also rhymes with every word ever. Credit to like half of the reply section for most of these words.
@@suziehockel8476 That’s the next line in the song, this video was edited so that the bonk sound is the only thing that’s heard when Granny Norma is supposed to sing “air”
yeah but he says "you don't know me, my names cy. then he says "i'm just the o'hare delivery guy" because sigh and guy rhyme. it wouldn't rhyme if it was man.
This is what is missing in my life. It cured my depression. It cured my anxiety. It cured my cat's cancer. It made Karen come back with the kids and destroyed minion memes forever.
OH GOSH THE EARRAPE AT 0:31 GOT ME SO HARD BECAUSE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND THEN THE EARRAPE CAME AND I ALMOST FELL OFF MY SEAT BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MY HEAD PHONES AT A HIGH VOLUME
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Dan is all knowing Dan is all powerful Join the Dan cult today You must worship Dan once a day Sing this song every day Go to your local Dan church once a day Never insult Dan Give half of your money to Dan Pray to Dan every night Story of dan: Long ago our God lorax was exploring the human relm when he met a human lady named norma, lorax fell in love and impregnated the lady, the ladys husband oharw was unpleased, he tried to rid of norma by throwing her in a river. Norma died but the baby kept groiwng and after a few years ted was born. Ted was rescued by 4 travlera and brought to a small town. Dan grew up leaning the way of the lorax. One day during school dan and his best friend rose, left school but lorax found them and said " it a sin to skip school" and killed rose. Dan ran away and nearly died in the forrest, he prayed and prayed to the lorax to save him, but no aval. Ted then found a sick dog and feed him. Then the lorax saved him. Ted understood to help others. The next day ted helped other students. Then slowly less and less belived in lorax. Ted then met oncler, oncler tempted ted to burn down the village but ted resiged temptaion. Oncler kept tempting ted then ted gave in and burden it down. Years later the now evil ted had a son named dan. Dan did good but tje world was too sinneed from jis dad, so dan gave his soul to oncler and oncler removed sin. Then dan cane back and kept the world sin free, resting temptation, ted is an example of a sinful soul made to be good, dan is a sinless soul made to.be evilm
Dan is officially an age, a plant, a synonym of hair, a planet, a synonym of grow, a sound effect when your nose is tapped, a seed, soil, a town called Danville, a synonym of world, a song, life, a synonym of live, a person, a name, a hairstyle, a thneed, trees, a town, an onamonapia, the name of the creator of the show Phineas and Ferb, a pharmacist who isn't actually a pharmacist, but an evil scientist who fights animals, O'Hare himself, a grandma, Phineas' bioligical dads name, the first name of Perry the Platypus's nemesis' VA, a bull with ice cream, the name of both twins who made BFDI, the name of the O'hare delivery guy, TD4998's dad's name and it also rhymes with every word ever. Credit to like half of the reply section for most of these words.
and a synonym of hair
Yes
And a planet
And a planet
And a sound effect when your nose is tapped
''Plant a seed inside the DAN'' wow me depression is cured
Yeah umm no thanks
Plant a dan inside the dan*
@@legendly8442 Lmao that makes it even better
0:46
It's just one tiny dan
1:05 I’m granny DAN,
I’m old and I’ve got gray DAN.
A true song of glory
I remember when dans were everywhere
I remember when dans where everywhere
@@thesistersquad1655 let it *dan*
@@tylerjamesBTG and no one had to pay for air
@@thesistersquad1655 And no one had to pay for CRUNCH
Ending 16/23
“The Rule of Dan”
Achieved by helping Dan take control of Thneedville, all are now Dan and Dan’s rule is all.
Achievement Get! *Wait, what?*
Plant the seed inside of Dan
Collectible Get! *Dan*
You really snatched this one from 16, huh?
Achievement:what the Dan
Get into danjail by saying your name is not dan
"My names DAN, I'm one of you, I live here in DANville too"
Of course he's one of them, he's dan.
40years ago????
Oh waiy
Oh I get it he put 40 years ago in his user name xd
Oh No, A PnF Reference
*quick DAN*
As someone who carries the name DAN i’m surprisingly weirded out by this
Hello, DAN
@@asrieldreemurr3832 Hey i’m DAN
hey DAN
@@imtiaza7783 hey there i’m DAN
Hi DAN
You missed an opportunity at the end with “you greedy DANbag!”
Ikr
Lol
"Come on, who's with me?"
Little girl: "Dan"
Dr. Jackson Bright ..interesting seeing you here. [REDACTED], whatever.
Yes
my god if he said "i'm just the dan delivery guy" it'd make this 1% better
No I’m just the oh are delivery dan
Also if O’Hare said “let it Dan, let it Dan! Let it shrivel up and Dan!”
@@dumbass-eclipseLet it rose
@@dumbass-eclipse that would just be confusing. I think it should have been "let Dan die, let Dan die" etc.
I thought he was going to see “I’m just the ohare delivery DAN”
Dan is officially a plant
Oh wow i’m weed now
Ya i have so many in my backyard im so rich now
Dan plants scientific name is: DANNY DANNY
🪵
@@danzkubanzku4164 can you not let people smoke you?
"My name is DAN and I'm DAN, I really wanted to see a DAN, lalalalalalalali, i say let it DAN" best part of the video
Dan is officially a age
An*
I am DAN year's old
an*
and a hair color
And a plant
I too remember when Dans were everywhere. You can still meet new Dans that have descended from those Dans of old.
“My names Dan and I am Dan, and I would really like to see a Dan!”
Sounds legit
Try to look around u there are plenty of dans
2:04
Lol i was hoping he was gonna say "You greedy DAN"
XDDDDDDDDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XDDDDDDDDD💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
MY VOLUME WAS ALL THE WAY UP 💀
0:15 It should be I'm just the Dan delivery Dan
Yeah
The O'Dan delivery Dan
I’m just the Dan delivery Van
Yeah i thought it was gonna be a delvery dan
I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED
“plant the seed inside the DAN” wait... say that again?
*Hold up-*
*Hol up*
Certified *H O L D U P!?* moment.
Dan simps be like:
HOLD UP
I live here in Danville, too. *Suddenly Phineas and Ferb come out of nowhere*
Isnt that a real place
@@CCXmas yeah it's in ohio
@@jxton_ oh dan
Hey *D a n* ,I know what we’re gonna *D a n* today
@@shinyintp2064 oh Dan no
That Danville was so smooth tho lol
nobody:
youtube recommendations:
*L E T I T D A N*
My brain decided to search this up
LoL
Fr
I remember me, and two of my friends, marching around our school gym while playing this on full volume
I would really like to see a Dan XD
Bruh
Sir Have You Heard Of Dantdm
Dan is the father of welsly
I live here in Danville too DAN!!!?????!?!?!
Here i am
O'hare lives in Danville.......
Does that mean he knows Phineas and Ferb?
I'm dirty Dan!
I'm dirty Dan!
I'm dirty Dan!
And im pin head :)
Who ya calling pin head
NO IM DIRTY DAN
Which one of ya fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan
@@PlanetAwesomenessProductions Me
Let's celebrate Dan's rebirth!
1:39 DA-
Omg thanks for that
AWildHemontHasAppeared lol
I laughed at that part lol
Ha
"My name's DAN, and I am DAN! I would really like to see a DAN" instantly cured my depression
Hey I'm Dan!
I am also Dan!
*daaaaannn*
*slow clap*
*take time to appreciate this comment*
Hell yeah GLAME GLUMPS
Dan it
Im also Dan
“I remember when dans was everywhere!”
That hit me 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
And no one had to pay for *incredibly deep-fried bonk sound*
@@gamersfinest5319 W h a t ?
@@suziehockel8476 That’s the next line in the song, this video was edited so that the bonk sound is the only thing that’s heard when Granny Norma is supposed to sing “air”
L E T. I T. D A N.
There is only one D A N seed left
@@spiderbearyyt7294 I am the DAN, I speak to the D A A A A N N
I wish it would've made him say "O'Hare delivery man" to make it rhyme
yeah but he says "you don't know me, my names cy. then he says "i'm just the o'hare delivery guy" because sigh and guy rhyme. it wouldn't rhyme if it was man.
@@andiederenthal4895 Yeah no shit I meant the person who edited this
@@ethanlivemere1162 OHHH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN
@@ethanlivemere1162Our profile photos got the same background color
"My name's Dan
and I am Dan"
...
Lol
DAN
So I say let it DAN
Our son Dan kinda glowa
@@MrNoob05 and that’s not good so we suppose
We should let it dan
Parents:,, Kids remember, the internet is dangerous."
The internet:
25 likes and ill do a cover of this.
You have to make it now
Yeah, make it!
Do it
I don’t see any cover on the channel
Liar
Ah yes, a clip from one of my favorite movies, The Dan.
This is what is missing in my life. It cured my depression. It cured my anxiety. It cured my cat's cancer. It made Karen come back with the kids and destroyed minion memes forever.
1:36 the lorax is part of the phineas and ferb universe confirmed
THERES A HUNDRED-
AND FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION-
AND SCHOOL COMES AROUND JUST TO END IT!
Behold the thneedinator
@@FireFoxie1345SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT
*"Im just the DAN delivery guy."*
My favorite part is how parts of the DAN are slower for literally no reason at all. 😂😂😂😂
Let it grow but everyone is dan and they want to dan, and Grammy Dan's power level is much over 9000, that her cane can cause explosions.
"My name is Dan, and I am Dan. I would really like to see a Dan."
*Him right there holding his glowing son."
“Plant a seed inside the **DAN**”
Lmfaooooo
1:48 Why didnt he say: “point of daaaannnn”
Finally the real star of the lorax can shine.
I remember when Dan's were everywhere
0:47 "plant a seed inside the *DAN*"
???!?!!!?!
OH SH HE PREGNANT WITH A DAN
0:46
This video made me laugh harder than 100% of all other vidoes
*it is just one tiny dan*
*but its all we really need*
It should've been "Thats all we really DAN."
With part is tiny
0:40 why does he look insane
Fr
Danville? as in the Phineas and Ferb city?
Omg
Well it's also a real place, along with the Tri State Area... wait... CAN YOU VISIT PHINEAS AND FERB?!
That was exactly what i was thinking
@@annalisajohannesson3279 same
Roei Potash AKA Poihpio ah welcome *dan* the platypus you have fallen into my trap introducing the *dan* - iator
OH GOSH THE EARRAPE AT 0:31 GOT ME SO HARD BECAUSE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND THEN THE EARRAPE CAME AND I ALMOST FELL OFF MY SEAT BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MY HEAD PHONES AT A HIGH VOLUME
D:
Have a good day
1:36
When he said “Danville”
It reminded me of Phineas and Ferb-
0:59 look behind you, marry
Dan*
@@exarite dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan
why dan looking at dan ass
“And no one had to pay for *DÆAAEN*”
LETS CELEBRATE THE DANS *R E B I R T H*
Nice
0:55 “My name is Dan, and I am Dan, I would really like to see a Dan”
What a heartwarming lyric
"Plant the seed inside of dan" WAIT A MINUT--
“I live here in Danville too”
I didn’t know this was phineas and ferb
It's literally 1:09AM
*_my life is completely fine_*
Marie: says dan a lot
Granny Norma: I have came to speak to you, DAN
"I remember when DAN's were everywhere" lol
"its just one 1 tiny daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan but its all we really need" got me rolling on the floor. pls sign me up for therapy
0:31 the best moment. Dan has arrived
Currently 3:30 AM...and this video is killing me! I've watched it 6 times in a row, and I still find it funny.
Same but I’m watching it a 2:00 AM
And noone had to pay for 1:14
No one had to pay for Bathrooms?
@@tylerjamesBTG sHe FaRdEd
Kindergarten me: Jessica i heard granny norma farded 😱 the earf is sanking
@@tylerjamesBTG Dan
@@monrose2035 Dan
Added to my "videos to watch while absolutely exploding the toilet" playlist
*i got grey dan*
Ooh! He’s special editio*DAN*
Missed opportunity to make Ohare say: let Dan die let Dan die let Dan shrivel up and
0:26 ddddddaaaaannnn
“It’s just one tiny DAAAAN!” So funny!
0:29 actually a completely understandable reaction from O'hare here, lol
1:00 I would really like to see a dan
She’s all ready seen Dan
Big Dan is watching for you
This is a certified DAN moment
He should’ve said “ yOu GrEeDy dAn”
“Plant a seed inside the Dan”
Hol’ up
1:36 Never knew that the Lorax and Phineas and Ferb took place in the same place
The Lorax Let it Grow edits is freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🎵Dan Dan Dan, Dan Dan Dan, Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan! 😂😂😂😂 1:26
That's Disney's and this movies logic:when someone starts singing everyone knows the lyrics
Wow six years later and I’m still laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣
ayy we both have eevee pfps
Same😂😂
This is probably the only video where you can hear what the DANlivery guy says at the end
"But I remember when DAN's were everywhere" 💀
"I'm Grammy DAN, I'm old and I've got gray DAN, but i remember when *D A N ' S* were everywhere, and no one had to pay for *D A N"*
Hey im dan
Im also dan
Daaaaaaaaaaan
“My name is dan and I am dan I would really like to see a dan, lalalalalee, I say let it dan”
Wiser words have never been spoken.
Omg 👁️👄👁️ ✨lEt iT DAn✨
"I say let it..
Dæãæaaæaaåaæñ"
**wheeze intensifies**
2:04 R.I.P all peoples that are watching at night and Headphone users
TinkNy :V me😂
parents: *what. the. heck. was. that.?!!*
Game grumps when just dan:
Mr o'hare: my name is.
Ted: Mr o'hare?
Mr o'hare: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
0:31 when you’re a gay man named dan, and you marry another gay man named dan and you’re son is named “Junior”.
I was wearing headphones, now my ears are disconnected to life 😢
What I mean is the my ears hurt 😭
“But it seems like dans may be worth a try let it Dan” got me laughing same with “YoU EvIl DiRtBaG “ at 2:05
*Y O U G R E E D Y D I R T B A G*
Hello internet
So my name is *dan*
"My names dan i am dan i would really like to see a dan"
Not her surrounded by dans
Granny Dan :')
I love how no matter what the premise is, each parody emphasises the Granny Norma Bonk, the O'Hare Boop, and "You greedy dirt bag!"
Dan is all knowing
Dan is all powerful
Join the Dan cult today
You must worship Dan once a day
Sing this song every day
Go to your local Dan church once a day
Never insult Dan
Give half of your money to Dan
Pray to Dan every night
Story of dan:
Long ago our God lorax was exploring the human relm when he met a human lady named norma, lorax fell in love and impregnated the lady, the ladys husband oharw was unpleased, he tried to rid of norma by throwing her in a river. Norma died but the baby kept groiwng and after a few years ted was born. Ted was rescued by 4 travlera and brought to a small town. Dan grew up leaning the way of the lorax. One day during school dan and his best friend rose, left school but lorax found them and said " it a sin to skip school" and killed rose. Dan ran away and nearly died in the forrest, he prayed and prayed to the lorax to save him, but no aval. Ted then found a sick dog and feed him. Then the lorax saved him. Ted understood to help others. The next day ted helped other students. Then slowly less and less belived in lorax. Ted then met oncler, oncler tempted ted to burn down the village but ted resiged temptaion. Oncler kept tempting ted then ted gave in and burden it down. Years later the now evil ted had a son named dan. Dan did good but tje world was too sinneed from jis dad, so dan gave his soul to oncler and oncler removed sin. Then dan cane back and kept the world sin free, resting temptation, ted is an example of a sinful soul made to be good, dan is a sinless soul made to.be evilm
I got recommended this after 7 years.
D A N
Dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan let it DAN
The earrape when it was actually Dan .. xD