JPEGMAFIA - All My Heroes Are Cornballs ALBUM REVIEW
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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FAV TRACKS: JESUS FORGIVE ME I AM A THOT, KENAN VS. KEL, BETA MALE STRATEGIES, JPEGMAFIA TYPE BEAT, GRIMY WAIFU, PTSD, RAP GROW OLD & DIE X NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND, ALL MY HEROES ARE CORNBALLS, PRONE!, FREE THE FRAIL, BASICBITCHTEARGAS, PAPI I MISSED U
LEAST FAV TRACK: LIFES HARD HERE'S A SONG ABOUT SORREL
JPEGMAFIA - ALL MY HEROES ARE CORNBALLS / 2019 / EQT / ALTERNATIVE R&B, EXPERIMENTAL HIP HOP
8/10 www.theneedled...
Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?
the album art was actually a photo taken in melon’s home, he has been holding peggy hostage since veteran
Anthony took the photo, that's why he gave it an 8, he wants to be impartial.
@@ThatOneGuy7550 but not before they smashed.
Wow they made me leak anal seepage. lol am hrony
Great obsery
Observation
It's alright guys, my dad went to a music school and just confirmed me this is a 10/10. We all good
BUT DOES IT HAVE MELODY?
0o I Died In A Time Machine o0 it does but does it have harmony??
My uncle works at Nintendo and told me rpg games aren't real games.
I’m afraid since jpeg mafia is black I’ll have to disagree on this one chief
BUT DOES IT HAVE RYTHM
You know this album is great when people are complaining about an 8
These are the same feels I got with Earl's review 😓😥
Not necessarily
I think it's a 7 honestly, veteran a 9 though
You know it's overhyped* (and I personally think it's getting near a ten but people are fucking crazy right now cuz it's like the first somewhat experimental rap album a lot of them hear
It also means peggy's fanbase is cancer
I think this album should be called ‘All my heroes get 8’s from Fantano’
Not all of them get 8's. Playboi Carti got a 7 😭
@@TheXatabyc Playboi Carti your hero?! Wtf
Except Kanye
@@AllMuscleFGO ye and TLOP got 8
I don’t know how I feel about this one bruv 😔
Melon gave this an 8 cause he was salty that Peggy didn’t invite him to listen early
I heard he was kicked out of the Tweedy/Buress listen party for wearing too much cologne and incessantly calling Hannibal "boy" while getting turned down by Jeff for racist high fives.
@@metaliq accurate
metamet lol I laughed and shidded and calmed down
ANTHONY FANTANO IS DISAPPOINTED
i got scared when i didn’t see that yellow flannel ngl
Samuel Ramos it was the Ginger review all over again.
He's trying to detox us from the flannels
Did they have you in the first have? Don't lie.
What does the yellow flannel mean
@@TIMMUT17 highly rated album
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH MELON. Now Shawn Cee is my new best friend.
Can't wait for ImDontai review on the album!
@@Ultramontanist He gave it the same score though.
Friendly reminder that Shawn Cee lied about recognizing samples and faked reactions for clout. Should've mentioned DEHH instead.
Fuck Shawn Cee
@@ieatwater6550 yeah but he gave AMHAC a 10
Melon: *doesn't wear yellow flannel in the thumbnail*
Me: *sweats*
Kinda wanted him to wear the red flannel for the gag but give him a high score
this is fax, this is true, this is not a lie
Your profile is gold.
FR
great copy paste
You only reviewed this album, because you have music reviewing channel.
Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
IKR, so inconsiderate
I’m feeling a strong 9 on this comment
I..... agree
Im feeling a strong 7 to a light 8 on this comment
@@tomsylvester3965 If it were Anthony, he'd say: "The humour is excellent, the timing is great, it's sharp and to the point, it's clear, it does everything it should do! I'm feeling... a 6."
My favorite member of Jpegmafia is Jpeg, Mafia has been lacking over the years
Idk what that Peggy dude is up to, i think he quit the band
Idk I think Brock is the best member
Devon Hendryx honestly needs to make a return. And what the fuck is up with DJ Snitch Bitch?
@@MMfish_ he got replaced by DJ Halfcourt Violation and Buttermilk Jesus
Mist Brewer Devon waiting on a new Carly Rae song to cover give it some time
You would have given it a 10 if you had liked it better.
Honestly I think you're right and it seems pretty biased
Well yeah obviously that’s the point of an album are you stupid or something? Lmfaooooooo 😂😂
fatcrispy 64 really dawg?
fatcrispy 64 I hate to be this guy but r/wooosh
@@personal6436 Caveman
he only didn’t give it a 9/10 because his original score leaked 😔
Hm? :O
Yeah what?
@@KidHellacious on AlbumOfTheYear appeared a TND score that said 10/10
@@jkarpet issa joke mane
CLYDE THE TEENAGE BOY i’d give her a 10. happy belated
2018: year of the snitch
2019: year of the 8
@Quantum Passport nice dude
Fun fact: That Danny Brown record in the background is an easter egg to JPEGmafia's collab with Danny on Scaring the Hoes released 4 years later.
Very clever, melon!
i can't believe peggy broke into the american football house for the cover photo
timeparadox888 lmao
This comment is gold😂
THAT'S WHERE I RECOGNIZE IT FROM
OMG WAIT YOU'RE SO RIGHT
Word?
you are too late. I've already decided that this album is Jesus reincarnated thru random ass 808s. Better luck next time melon.
This album sucks hard bro the fuck u talking about
Adam Noyb L. This album is great
damn this got hella likes. i don't wanna be "that guy" but if y'all wanna see sum hip hop content that's chill and fun u can check out my insta @hiphopoverview
Adam Noyb tf you smoking bruh cuz you should keep that shit all to yourself
Hayes Chitty stfu
Anthony I know experimental hip hop really gets your flannel in a bunch but rolling around on the floor and chanting “I want peggy to peg me” isn’t really a strong argument for a 8
stop
Nae Nae Master start.
Shart.
Fart.
It's rare that this type of comment Is ever funny, but I got a chuckle out of this one
you only gave it an 8 because you thought it was an 8
Very meta. I like it!
deep
yo he lowkey got a point doe😳
No he only gave it an 8 because he was paid to do so
Stephen a smith: Yes, you’re wrong and here’s why
It's okay melon I appreciate what you have to say about the album. What is your home address?
🤣
@@failbit underrated comment
1539 N. Calvert
🤣
Catch you home alone Macauley Culkin.
Me: “Well, at least it’s a strong 8”
Anthony: “Light 8”
ikr, that "Light 8" pissed me the fuck off
Strong 8 would have got the flannel
@@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo Strong 8, or a 9 would have been better
veteran is better imo
brendon elliott But Veteran is almost a ten
This should be a Light 9 at least imo
I expected a 10. I hate to say it, I’m disappointed
Hahahaha so many annoying fucks were. Glad it didnt get a 10
@@XxLBPlayers123xX why are you glad?
Review it again
iguess ok nerd
iguess think the joke went a little over your head bud. most people (myself included) genuinely believe the album is a 10 and thought he would rate it as such as well
Is this the most controversial 8/10 of all time?????
Yep more controversial than Blonde now tbh
Anthony a dummy for this
Flower boy
Since Billie, yeah
I thought that was Lil Pump´s first album but I wanted a 9/10 for this
I’m adding a +2 to the score just so you know Anthony might want to rewrite the description box
“All my heroes are Caucasian”...
Really melon.
Ikr
TRYNA LEAD THESE NEIGHBORS TO FREEDOM, PEGGY HARRIOT
HARRIET* as in Harriet Tubman
@@GEORGETHOMAS2001 I heard she was a good neighbour:D
was expecting a 9 or 10 but honestly thought u had some good points. i respect ur decision, keep up the great work melon!
disliked, reported and unsubscribed.
_ AL3X13 _ lmaoooooo
I also sent a strongly worded email.
it’s a 9/10 at least and you know it melon, i’m extremely disappointed
I'll hold you
Shawn Cee gave it the 10 it rightfully deserved. Looks like a mass exodus is in order. This is unforgivable.
It’ll grow on him for sure
I think it'll grow on him and land in his top 10 of the year
666 likes 😉
I bought all those ridge wallets for a light 8......
9:58 really thought he was about to drop the N-Bomb lol
Lmao stop
You didn't, but okay
Neighbors lol
💀💀💀💀
I love how we were all collectively just waiting for a 10 😂😭
Too late melon I already gave it a 10
JPEGMAFIA x Metro Boomin: Not All Heroes Are Cornballs
Woah
10
Mashup idea
Free The Frail caught my ear right away. Probably my favorite song on the album.
the singing at the end is pure bliss
I love the title track imo
my fav's probably either sorrel,thot tactics or PTSD
@@marco0o00o yeah probably my favourite moment on the album
Same
I was initially disappointed when I heard it, but after having it on repeat since it came out the only thing I’m disappointed with is this review.
This shit is godlike
Same. I couldn't listen the first two times I tried. After I listened again and really listened I was like okay this is art at its finest.
Christopher Taylor same
His personality really shines through on this album. Every listen when I hear something new I recognize he is more goofy than I though or I notice how his vocal climaxes are always these genuine emotional outburst that never last more than a few seconds unless he's feverishly rapping.
Hardcore same
Lmao same I couldn't stand this and I thought it was trash, but then I couldn't stop listening. His music is always so dense with so many different ideas.
"man metal fans are so touchy about anthonys 'not good' reviews"
"wow it only got an 8"
Rap fans are by far the most cancerous fans, bunch of entitled 13 year old doomers
sukhbaataar silence boomer
sukhbaataar
no stfu, they just have the most amount of people, hence the most amount of idiots
@@xstoofpeer rock and metal fans are worse
Anthony the review was good but you didn’t have to
Jaden Wardwell u gae
we are at peak meta
@@fullysickrockstar we have a long ways to go before truly reaching peak meta
fullysickrockstar lmaooooo
Wow no 10/10 or Yellow Flannel. I’m disappointed
that’s cool but when will you review the new JPEGMAFIA album?
I bet my movie career he's gonna give it a 10
Not much of that left I'm afraid
he is reviewing it
Pablo Escobar r/woooooooooosh
he literally just reviewed it, young dumbfuck. check his channel
"Black Ben Carson is one of Peggy's early works"
Devon Hendrix wants to have a word with you
Yeah it really shows that melon has not listened to JPEGs back catalogue. When he said Peggy was inspired by vaporwave I was like “wtf, he help create vapor wave.” Black Ben Carson isn’t even his earliest work too? What about CSJ.
That's some obscure knowledge, my man. Can't be expected to know that. He probably changed his name for a reason. Black Ben Carson is TERRIBLE by the way. I love Veteran and AMHAC to death, but Black Ben Carson is basically unlistenable.
@@WinterReflections you took an L. Black Ben Carson doesn’t have the more accessible stuff on Veteran, or the cohesiveness of Cornballs, but it’s still incredibly good.
LOL
Melon: doesn't wear yellow flannel in the thumbnail
Me: sweats
ooh the power of copy paste
Got your comment stolen and it got more likes RIP
The album was so good, people are disappointed by melon for giving it 8.
you right, 8 is better than most albums I like that he reviews
@@xXSprMgaAwsmFxyHtXx meh, album is nit more than an 8
I think this one will grow on him in the same way Veteran did.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Subscribed.
FantomaTheGhost I give this comment an A+
Where 2 great memes collide
Thats a like
Only an 8?! I am very disappointed.
Looks like Shawn Cee takes the W on this one.
Peggy wasn’t just influenced by vaporwave, he created it. Listen to Dreamcast summer songs by Devon Hendryx, his previous alias. He made that shit from 2007-2009, before chuck person’s eccojams was a thing.
Goddamn, I had no idea this man had been in the game so long. That makes Cornballs his 9th full length album lmao
GODDAMN
yeah Ghost Pop Tape under the Hendryx name is also very vaporwave and has a similarities to the new album
I just went and downloaded all his albums lmao
I had no idea
He Is in the game before my birthdate
I dont think ive ever been so disappointed in an 8/10 in my life
Remember Blonde being an 8
Listening to the review without checking the score, I thought it was gonna be another DANN
@@armanamini8408 Blonde is overrated slightly
If this was a jpegmafia album review, it would get a 8/10. 😤😤😤
Atom 🤔🤔🤙
But it did get a10/10
@@Ehh..... h
@@Ehh..... h
*sees no yellow flanel
[DISAPOINTMENT INCREASES]
EXACTLY
This is my first Peggy album. Decided to finally see what all the fuss is about.
1st listen: wtf is this. This is trash. How does anyone listen to this.
2nd listen: hmmm something about this is growing on me.
3rd listen: this mans a genius. Maybe my favorite project that came out this year.
So far it sounds very underwhelming and jibberish. I really enjoyed his last album by the way
@@rainman415 Has your opinion changed because AMHAC >>>>> Veteran by like a mile at this point.
@@GamingOS Yeah I changed my thought, I put it number 9 on my top 10 2019 list. Peggy not my favorite rapper but I appreciate what he brings to the game. Here's my list for 2019.
1.Roc Marciano- Marcielago
2.Quelle Chris- Guns
3 Billy Woods- Hiding Places
4. Clear Soul Forces- Still
5. Von Pea -City for sale
6. Blu and Oh no- Long Red Hot Summer LA
7.Gibbs- Bandana
8.Skyzoo- Metropolitan
9. Peggy- AMHAC
10. Danny Brown- Uknowwhatimsayin
@@rainman415 Have not heard most of those albums, will listen.
@@GamingOS Well I hope you can find something you like out of that list!
Anthony you know it was a joke you weren’t suppose to be disappointed
Anthony you forgot your yellow flannel at the laundry! I'll make sure it gets to you safely by tomorrow ☺
That’s a weird way to spell IGOR review, cmon now Melon it’s been months
When i heard the lyrics
" D A M N B U T T E R M I L K J E S U S "
I felt that
moar like " D A M N - D A M N B U T T E R M I L K... JESUS(?)"
Peggy himself didnt tho 😪😣
Daily reminder that ‘Black Ben Carson’ is still one of the most hilarious album titles ever
It is, too bad that album sucks lol. I love Peggy and I REALLY tried to like it, but it's awful...not to mention alienating to many of the types of people likely to be fans of his music. He's killing it now though and I think he's brilliant.
@@WinterReflections L
@@WinterReflections it’s better that mbdtf lol
@@DirtyThirtyYT ...
disaster of a reply section
I think JPEGmafia is one of the only artist I can think of who actually treats music like a real art form like impressionist abstract artists do. He creates tracks which are jarring and uncomfortable and that don't make that much, purely because he wants to convey some sort of meaning through them. I think this guy is the most artist musician right now I can think of, and although musically his music may be an 8 (dare I say 7) his artistry is an 11/10 if not more.
Listen to these albums: "CLPPNG." by Clipping (that's the group name lol) and then "There Existed An Addiction To Blood" by Clipping.
Maybe you've already discovered Clipping, but if not you will love them based on your comment. Pure artistry, passion, experimental production, talented at rapping, abstract, etc. In a similar vein. Daveed Diggs is brilliant at storytelling in Clipping's impactful, sometimes jarring, always cathartic and compelling albums. It'll make you feel something haha
@@WinterReflections bro suck at rapping the lead guy
@@DirtyThirtyYT Daveed Diggs kills 😂 you trippin. Progressive rhyme-schemes and some extremely unconventional subject matter make for an outstanding if unusual flow.
Stop trying
Im actually disappointed this isn’t a 10
If Veteran wasn't, which Melon basically chucked a fat load of nut juice all over, I doubted this'd be.
@@TheMetalTempestYT At this point, Veteran might actually be 10 to him. He seems more and more enthusiastic everytime that album is mentioned.
@@radioCPoche veteran is like a 4, this was an easy 10
@@ABCDEF-ix1qf Your opinion is very, very wrong.
@@_bigdipper Praise Boognish! And it was only half wrong
Haha, nice one Melon hahahahaha so when’s the real review coming out?
We been waiting on the melon like he’s dropping Yandhi
Word, the moment Cornballs came out I went to Melon's channel, " WHERE'S THE REVIEW MELON!!!" Internet's laziest music nerd.
So, this is what JPEGMafia meant when he said we were going to be dissapointed
I thought this was gonna be a comfy 9, as a project this was significantly better than Veteran.
Hard disagree. Veteran was so tight, so cohesive. This album is great but parts of it feel like he's just trying to be as weird as he can, it's kinda disorganized. Veteran also had so much energy.
You would have given this a 10 if you liked it more
Facts
Hahahaha
Controversial
straight facts
Nice Death Grips review, but can you please review Peggy's new album?
Melon I’ll drop my score to a 8 from a 10 as long as you assure me my kids are safe please melon
I begged and did the same thing when he gave mbdtf a 6 and he still slit my daughters throat...
Peggy wants to rock your world
He wants to be your girl
Free the frail is such a vibe
10 out of 10 review it again
In the description Melon's got like the whole track list as his fav tracks 😂
LegendOfJefta he does that with 8s and 9s
Typically he’ll only find a track or two a bit bland or mediocre outlier/s compared to the rest
The difference for me, is I feel like I can only listen to Veteran one song at a time. All the songs are bangers, but I listen to them like singles.
Whereas, THIS Album, I feel,like I Have to listen to it all the way through each time. The whole album has its own beautiful esoteric vibe that flows throughout the album despite the abrupt song endings and weird inserts/cuts/edits. And tho Veteran had some repeating themes and tones, the ones in this album seem to feel more purposeful.
Idk, the more I listen to this album the more I fall in love with it. In a much deeper way than how I rocked out to Veteran.
I feel the exact way. For as much as Veteran grew on me as I listened to it, Cornballs felt straight to the point. As if Peggy allowed me into his home.
Cornballs, to me, is an experience into the mind of a person comfortable enough to express what he feels, down to his insecurities.
When I listen to this album front to back, I lose track of time and feel disappointed it has to end... which besides the meme I think is one of the central themes of the album and one that seems to encapsulate the feelings of many. Everytime I listen to a song off the album I can appreciate a new side of the production, lyrics, or themes in it and find something new to love. I think Melon should have really waited a bit on the Review to appreciate every aspect of the album as it does ask a lot from the listeners in a manner only few are confident enough to portray. I can SAFELY gurantee that this will be in a sort of "Albums I was wrong about" video in the next one or two years.
@@LatinaCreamQueen Agreement back at ya! Especially you saying him the album demands much more from the listener. There is so many new things and details I pick out of it, with every listen. And each new thing I find equally adds to the whole themes and experience of the album.
Personally, I feel like this album is just better than veteran in general. To me veteran actually took more used to getting used to. Not the main tracks, but more of the low-key interlude type tracks. I will admit that at first I didnt like when the second single came out (beta male strategies) but that got stuck in my head randomly and so did almost 100% of this album. It only took 1 listen and for someone reason all the songs next day got stuck in my head. I only had to listen to it once to love it
Why is this the most negative 8 ever. He spent like half the the review complaining about how underwhelming it is and then gives it an 8? This was so weird looking back.
This album is a future oddball rap classic which you've just given a light 8.
I'm looking forward to its appearance on a future instalment of 10 Times I Changed My Opinion on Albums
Fantano baby girl, you can’t be serious. Def a 10. Much more organized than Veteran.
Bruh even Peggy said it himself, he hand picks these songs out of like 80+ other beats it’s all over the place
AKAaaa don’t get me wrong tho I think he’s got the talent to make a 10 one day
Jpegthony Mafiatano - All My Melons Are Cornballs
All My Heroes Are Melonheads
All.caps.no.spaces my dude
Esteban C. Amen!
It should be All My Melons are Melonballers
Have to disagree about the structure of Post Verified Lifestyle except for the very ending where it switches. This song has smooth transitions and sounds how it should.
Honestly, he's off one with this song
Joseph Kuforiji what do you mean?
One of my favorite tunes from the album such a good instrumental
@@RapRocker98 ment Melon in my opinion is off about the song sounding disjointed
I thought the same things Melon did, until I listened to it like 10 times and started to think of it as the aggressive yelly part, the beautiful vocal samples, Peggy saying it'll be ok but then a bunch of depressive loud crashing samples contradicting that and leading into the chill part. I think it's a journey of a song that doesn't make sense on the first few listens. I feel this will probably also be an album that will grow on our boy Anthony, because he doesn't have the time to be listening to this album over and over again for the first week of its release.
i give this album an 10 anyone wanna be my friend
IMO: Veteran wast a strong 8. All My Heroes Are Cornballs is a strong 9. Peggy's next will be a strong 10.
@@ReuploadArchivist damn you took that way too seriously
@@noahtawil8793 Don’t be dumb enough to take sarcasm seriously
he gave it a light 8, which is basically a 7, which is basically a 6, which is basically a 5, which is basically a 4, which is basically a 3, which is basically a 2, which is basically a 1, which is basically a 0 😔
I honestly really wanted to see 10/10 for Peggy
this aint it tho fam...
shawn cee.
Melon I'm bout to put the keyboard down and get the mac out
😳😳🗿
Oh. An 8. Mkay. That's cool.
...
This album's a 9 though. But you know. It's an 8 too.
If you're wrong.
free the frail’s chorus is about this song being a 10 even though anthony gave it an 8
Thot Tactics is godlike, I don’t usually listen to experimental rap and by not usually I mean never do I and this album is absolutely great. I’ll agree with all these other dudes being disappointed, this is an OUTSTANDING album. I listened first song to last without a skip and replayed songs as soon after I finished.
Anthony just bc Peggy shaved his head does not mean he is a cancer patient
“Sees experimental hip hop”
Melon: solid 8
I had a feeling you’d give this an 8. Now I’m disappointed.
Fantano predicted Scaring The Hoes by featuring XXX here
JPEGMAFIA the first rapper to reference Swans don't @ me.
Lol
@Clokwerk
@@dkrmana Paul McCartney - Fuh You
Honesty I’m more upset about this than him giving mbdtf a 6
Lowkey same
This album and mbdtf are both at least 9s
Wayne D uhhhh i’d argue
?
JR 07 dude mbdtf literally changed rap and had so much to it, even lemon posted s video ab how crucial that album was to rap. Now I wanna see what this album does to the rap game?
I thought this album was a 10 but I guess it’s time to change my opinion
It still is if you still think so
@@venixilinehasfailed8001 it doesn't what he thinks melon decides.
Anthony: No yellow flannel
Me:Say sike right now
He's complaining about Sorrel but he liked Veteran, tf?
^
All My Heroes are Cornballs...
PEGI 18📢
Wow Anothony, you sure talk a lot about getting pegged in this review.
Anthony, memes aside, you don't seem very enthusiast about doing this today; are you ok¿
I hope you're happy Mr. Tano.
Love your work
Peggy told us we'd all be disappointed but what he didn't tell us is that we would be disappointed in your review.
Bruh'm'st've preconceived it
free the frail is such a beautiful song and has an unmatched vibe from any song ever and makes the album a 10
Did you go into my brain to type my thoughts word for word
@@laylover7621yes bro
8? That’s a weird way of saying best album of the decade.
Wtf
ok zoomer
• freecaio • alright boomer
It’s a great album I wouldn’t call masterpiece
Review was legitimately disappointing... issa strong 9 to a 10 amd you KNOW IT melonboy
This is the only album you haven’t changed my opinion on melon, I’m proud of myself. This a straight 10
He changed your opinion.... on EVERY other album???
He's just a dude with an opinion man have more confidence in yourself
Melon gave it a 8 because any higher would mean to do laundry for the yellow flannel,
Feel like Fantano saw everyone giving this a 10/10 and had to go against the grain, this album is fundamentally better than Veteran yet gets the same score?
He also said that veteran grew on him and was more of a 9 in his eyes now
He refuses to give a ten this year
It isn’t fundamentally better though?
Veteran is better
It could very well end up growing on him like Veteran did
Damn, Melon, no flannel or nothing?
This review the only legit disappointment of the whole thing