5:25 "ALL WOMEN *whips out lightsaber* ARE QUEENS" " *walks out from the bushes* IF SHE BREATHES...SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOT!!!!" *starts fighting out of nowhere*
@@trickytreyperfected1482 from my point of view i just made a random joke, when I make jokes they usually get ignored or no one laughs, this type of thing never happens. Sorry if you still don't understand
@@joey9388 the girl kept hitting him with the sword(The purple thing its fake)Then the cop pushed it away and she started screaming like he hit her but the cop did nothing but push it away.
What's your favorite in game quote? Edit: Also child abuse isn't a joke so I apologize in advance for the first couple of seconds. Also I made a typo with Markus. I put a c instead of a k for a few.
0:01 - me when I'm playing tomodachi ( idk how to spell it ;w; ) life for the 3DS and the child is crying I feel like just doing that but instead i actually take care of it so it doesn't cry XD
“You can slip and fall on a banana peel, you can get in a car wreck, you can fall off a bridge!” *_”YOU CAN HAVE AN ANEURISM ON A TOILET! Y o u n e v e r k n o w . . .”_*
haha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti caramel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pumps of caramel drizzle, 3 espresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder.
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0:01 *TAPPING INTENSIFIES*
No! 😢
T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S
Stopping pounds over 9000
@@isabellalmao2583 what.?
5:25
"ALL WOMEN *whips out lightsaber* ARE QUEENS"
" *walks out from the bushes* IF SHE BREATHES...SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOT!!!!"
*starts fighting out of nowhere*
Dragon Fire I like your profile pic
*T h i s I s H o w M e A n d M y F r i e n d s F i g h t*
Thanks for typing out the entire clip
Because we didnt see it already
No sir-ee
I could see them fighting about that lol
Roses are red
Todd has no wife
My name is conner the android sent by cyber life
*_beautiful..._*
*claps*
Connor*************
Entire world population^^^^^^^^
RooZkii • XD
I swear,some of these are so accurate it hurts
5:29
Markus: all androids! Are alive!
Connor: If they breathe! They are DEVIAAAAAAANNTTTT!!!!
Edit: 400!? Ok I'll stop the editing comment now
Zapperzac YASSSSS
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You don't have to edit your comment to comment on how many likes you've gotten... why can see the number of likes it has with our own eyes.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 from my point of view i just made a random joke, when I make jokes they usually get ignored or no one laughs, this type of thing never happens. Sorry if you still don't understand
0:45 when you don't pick violence
I happened there?!
@@joey9388 the girl kept hitting him with the sword(The purple thing its fake)Then the cop pushed it away and she started screaming like he hit her but the cop did nothing but push it away.
5:42 ... I want that to actually be something Connor does to Hank XD
The best thing in the entire video cfvgbhjkkl
Somebody make a comic of that XD
0:19 Literally When You Fail Anything As Connor
1:37
"Red Robin!"
"YUM!
OOOOOH WAIT NOOOOOOOO"
xDD I'm dying
I guess he is too lol
2:43 I’m dead
*Yo when Hank is your wingman for dates*
Sketchy Ardvark
I'm making him my wingman then
@@Kara-kq5sb TF
@@Kara-kq5sb why
@@Kara-kq5sb Hold up
@@Reaperlevii holding!
5:41 I feel like Connor would do this after he deviates. He's just a prankster and Hank joins in and they team up against Gavin.
I did not see 4:55 coming omg
*W H E E Z E*
Jeepers! Fu$!
Did it say fight idj
Idk *
liz
Lmao no he said
“ *F U C K* “
If you really think about since Chloe was the first android to past the turning test she is really is the mother of androids
4:49
For personal preference
Let’s finish each other’s....sssssssssAAATTTAAAN WILLL RISSEEE!
Me : HOLY CRAP I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT XDDD
It's not a vine compilation without Brendon Urie.
This comment is too perfect for this world and you are amazing for making it is so fucking true though
Nekovat Cat It can tho
Too true
You don't need Brendon Urie
this is my last water bottle yes u do
I swear some of these have Connor getting hurt and rejected
*protecc this bish*
Jingle bells
Todd smells
Amanda go away
Connor is hot
Leo is not
Detroit all the way
1:22 i just realized it’s Gavin’s uncle 💀
please explain this comment I have been struggling to understand for years
*_BUT YOU DIDN’T_*
I love Connor lmao
Same
Who doesn't?
4:55
Shaggy: ZOINKS!
Scooby: °dog whimper°
Daphne: Jeepers!
Velma: Jinkies!
Fred: FUUHCK
Okay but 4:30 actually happened once (plus, it was in Detroit). Coincidence ? I think not !
0:00 todd no
Your name makes me uncomfortable tbh
Me *coming back from watching the dbh series for the 120th time and watching the crack videos again*
Ahh it's like just joining the fandom again
What's your favorite in game quote?
Edit: Also child abuse isn't a joke so I apologize in advance for the first couple of seconds.
Also I made a typo with Markus. I put a c instead of a k for a few.
JN3XUS “An eye for an eye and the world goes blind…”
-Jesse Williams/Markus 2038
"Succulent."
-Ralph 2K38
"Fight the abyss, but don't let it consume you."
-Carl Manfred, 2038
''I'll be here for you son...'' -Hank 2038
I like dogs.
You're wrong for all of this 😂
At 3:46 is he chasing Kara?
Allie Lieva ...
Stop
Nah the strippers
Nope. Chloe.
@Horror Fanatic Kara is a brunette. When there's the option of changing the color, it says "stay brown" soooo
this is scarily accurate
2:18 Ok, but I generally want to know where that clip came from
Completely Normal Person it's from scrubs. This is the video I used: ruclips.net/video/Ranu8BOvQmQ/видео.html
Finally one dbh vine that actually fits the characters XD Good job man
4:49 he is also the second best musician and his name is Brendon Urie and the best musician is Freddie Mercury 🙃
0:02 that’s *ANIMAL* *ABUSE*
It's CHILD abuse
Myriam Serrano well it actually is animal abuse because humans are mammals and mammals are animals so yeah
liz *EXACTLY*
Rose Hardt oh yeah lol
*Tapping intensifies*
That Connor and Amanda one had me dead, I thought it was gonna be "previous Connor's ghost" or something
0:45 is me having my 305th meltdown of the week
The first vine was my favorite one
1:39 Hank would absolutely do this to Connor 😂
5:28 should be in reverse lmao
4:49 Brendon is a mood 😂
0:01 - me when I'm playing tomodachi ( idk how to spell it ;w; ) life for the 3DS and the child is crying
I feel like just doing that but instead i actually take care of it so it doesn't cry XD
4:59
I didn’t expect that
Lol
4:56 is the best and I freaking understand all of these😂😂😂😂
Why are these all so accurate? 😭 Good job on this compilation.
1:25
Gavin: My pleasure
I died when Sam and Colby's Vine appeared
❤️😂
1:09 😁
I just want you for my own!!
@@LpsRoseGold Please leave me the fuck alone.
XD
5:00 Best Vine EVER 😂
*Hey, How You Doin' Well Im Doin Just Fine I Lied Im Dying Inside*
0:44 I can't 😂
Conner: It doesn’t hurt that much it’s a BB gun
Chloe: Nope nope I’m out
5:47 the best high school reunion
4:31
New York: Become Human
This has legitimately cured my depression.
2:42 so accurate XD
Luca that one took me TF out 😭😭😭😭😭
The first one got me and I sometimes still play that game 😅
1:07 welp that took a turn 😂😂
**first vine appeared** Me when a Markus x North told me to take a newborn of Markus x North shipper
I love Connor, he’s adorable
1:15 & 3:46 were my faves😂
The beginning got me dying I feel bad for Alice, Todd is an abusive dad XD
Markus: Why are people so scared of equality
"EQUALITY!"
"AH!"
SO ACCURATE OMFG 😂👏
0:21 MY FAVORITE PART
IT'S SO FUNNY😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this because these aren’t only Connor with only two/three being other characters
0:45 R.I.P headphone users
4:44 it also could've been Markus and Carl
I love this vid so much but when I saw a brendon urie vine I love it even more
Markus is a boi of many talents.
"Joinks!"
"Yeep!
"Jeepers!"
"Jinkies!"
*"FUCK"*
0:18 CONNOR NOOOOOOO!🤣🤣🤣
haha XD I love your cracks. Do more pls ! :D
4:50 my favorite, it's like it's designed to be Ralph
*when ralph relates to Brendan on a mental level* BUT TBH SAME
I like the you are my dad vine better for Conner and Hank lmao
"But you buying drugs. What's up" I lost it at that
YOU COULD HAVE AN ANURISM ON THE TOILET! YA NEVER KNOW.
Level of stress-
*100000000000000000%*
That Ralph vine was too fucking accurate omg
“S U C C U L E N T.”
Yeah, but why does The dirst one crack me up so much? Ahshdbdbdvdbdb
YOU HAD TO HAVE BRENDON HERE OML I LOVE U
4:49
YASSSS IT BEEBO
And why can I relate to all of his vines lol
4:59 I never laugh at anything at that had me DEAD 😂😂
0:00 when My Teacher Gives Me Detention
One second in and I’m already laughing 😂😂
I l0ve how accurate this is
“You can slip and fall on a banana peel, you can get in a car wreck, you can fall off a bridge!”
*_”YOU CAN HAVE AN ANEURISM ON A TOILET! Y o u n e v e r k n o w . . .”_*
5:36
Markus : This is for Jericho!
Connor : JERICHO IS A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
I wish someone would make an MMD X DBH compilation of this 😂
0:44 that scream is killing me
The 1st one.. I couldn't breathe!
THAT DUDE IS SO MEAN THAT HE PUSHED THAT CAT IN THE TRASH
I'm doing this in the kitchen while doing ankle stretches for some reason.
I want Connor and Markus to have a toy lightsaber fight
0:18
That’s Corey Fogelmanis from “Girl Meets World”!! 😃
I’ve seen this video before.
That show sucks
I laughed way too hard on this than I should.
I only laughed at the one with brenden urie lol
That first one had me screaming.
haha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti caramel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pumps of caramel drizzle, 3 espresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder.
0:13 give me you f******g money!
Memes I like
1: 0:00 ( I feel bad for Alice)
2: 0:13
3: 0:27
2:13
When u fail the easiest qte...
Oml the first one was so funny poor Alice XD
Im also new to this fandom
3:53 *You became a* *_Human!_*