The Professor called out by a Chicago Baller 1 on 1

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  • www.superhumand... - My Free Dribbling Tips
    The Professor hosted a KFC Go-Cup Challenge in Chicago similar to the one he held in Los Angeles last summer. The difference this time was that anyone could come and be a part of the action. Feedback from the video on the comments was that the defense was staged and/or 'Hollywood'. At the very last part of the nearly 7 hour shoot The Professor played (6'4") Chicago baller 'Slick Smooth' who apparently has been trying to play (5'10") The Professor for 10 years. Coming to open runs to get on with And 1 and Ball Up over the years and doing multiple online call outs. Find out what happened....
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @carryeveryday910
    @carryeveryday910 9 лет назад +463

    Waited 10 years to get his ass busted and play ZERO defense

    • @TPShanks
      @TPShanks 9 лет назад +34

      Zoidberg defence

    • @jeromescott7550
      @jeromescott7550 9 лет назад

      J Cole lol

    • @michaelsandig9952
      @michaelsandig9952 9 лет назад +7

      J Cole and ZERO OFFENSE
      lol

    • @johnnyappleseed5135
      @johnnyappleseed5135 9 лет назад +9

      Exactly, lol.. And what's up with his wacky ass defense posture?

    • @jamielewry8743
      @jamielewry8743 9 лет назад +3

      Johnny Appleseed oh thank god I wasn't the only one wondering why he looked like a frog XD

  • @angelvalle9963
    @angelvalle9963 9 лет назад +2386

    He should have been practicing for ten years instead of waiting lol

    • @TrueJRR
      @TrueJRR 9 лет назад +6

      XD

    • @AgentOrange502
      @AgentOrange502 9 лет назад +4

      Angel Valle lmao

    • @chr900
      @chr900 9 лет назад +8

      Best comment of the year lmao

    • @juicejuicefroot
      @juicejuicefroot 9 лет назад +14

      Angel Valle Zoidberg defense for ten years...

    • @hms2988a
      @hms2988a 9 лет назад +2

      Good one bro

  • @choochoo8923
    @choochoo8923 8 лет назад +478

    Dude is 6'4 but chooses to bend his knees to become 5'4...

    • @indiekidney3890
      @indiekidney3890 8 лет назад

      ikr

    • @ohdaUtube
      @ohdaUtube 8 лет назад +22

      that's what's called a defensive stance... allows you to pounce when you have to contest and get your hands on the ball when the offensive player is dribbling.. that's what you're supposed to do unless you want to defend flat footed

    • @brandonnguyen6053
      @brandonnguyen6053 8 лет назад +3

      +ohdaUtube he just means that he should have used his height as an advantage.

    • @ohdaUtube
      @ohdaUtube 8 лет назад +7

      +Brandon Nguyen height is used to contest shots... who gets up further, someone in a flat footed stance or someone with bent knees... you get more hands on the ball if you're lower as well...

    • @trungasi
      @trungasi 8 лет назад +1

      Your right but at the same time everyone knows to defend and keep up with quicker players on the perimeter you have to bend your knees. The problem is if your taller you go for the contest not the steal lmfao. The problem wasnt this guy bending his knees, its that he didnt contest, he kept up well enough and if he just wouldve stuck his hand out he wouldve missed some shots.

  • @keonmiller4110
    @keonmiller4110 6 лет назад +1062

    "I waited 10 years"
    wtf is some marvel movie or something😂

    • @florindarecinos4444
      @florindarecinos4444 6 лет назад +21

      Keon Miller Yes. Based on the comic book. "The Professor"

    • @Nipit-po8fl
      @Nipit-po8fl 6 лет назад +4

      That was funny bro or sister okay just noticed your name that's funny thank you

    • @SankofaNYC
      @SankofaNYC 5 лет назад +2

      BRING ME THANOS!!!!!

    • @toxicd4373
      @toxicd4373 5 лет назад

      Keon Miller b

    • @Çubë_Visฯøn
      @Çubë_Visฯøn 5 лет назад +2

      **10 YEARS WASTED***

  • @Will_Moffett
    @Will_Moffett 8 лет назад +1652

    Dude waited 10 years to play the professor. But how long did KFC wait to advertise someone holding their fried chicken in one hand and playing basketball with the other without being called racist?

    • @liambrooks8696
      @liambrooks8696 8 лет назад +90

      This is the greatest comment I have ever read

    • @jareda3957
      @jareda3957 8 лет назад +17

      +Will Moffett This is great^^^

    • @rajeevm7574
      @rajeevm7574 8 лет назад +5

      Best comment ever

    • @g0tst1ngs
      @g0tst1ngs 8 лет назад +12

      +Will Moffett I've literally been coming back to this comment every day since I saw it on Sunday just for a good laugh hahaha. Great comment haha

    • @elonpuff8
      @elonpuff8 8 лет назад +3

      I like chicken😂

  • @goshorty05
    @goshorty05 7 лет назад +594

    in 10 years you can earn a doctorate and complete a residency.. and this guy didn't learn to dribble...

  • @M3lTooWav3y
    @M3lTooWav3y 8 лет назад +450

    10 years? Did he even practice for those 10 years or he just been waiting?

    • @nevs8997
      @nevs8997 8 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leonardwong6514
      @leonardwong6514 8 лет назад

      LOL

    • @bigjohnfury5662
      @bigjohnfury5662 8 лет назад +1

      dude be fronting maaan

    • @dmo1620
      @dmo1620 8 лет назад +3

      Lol I've played this guy too. He always got excuses too

    • @bigjohnfury5662
      @bigjohnfury5662 8 лет назад +1

      Demetrius Monroy homie forgot the fundamentals

  • @nelsonvanvickle8862
    @nelsonvanvickle8862 5 лет назад +174

    Waits 10 years to play the professor..
    Has spirit crushed in 10 minutes....

    • @pablerdo
      @pablerdo 4 года назад

      Nelson Vanvickle spirit cruuusheeeeeeeeeeeerr

  • @TheOnlyWaterPoloGod
    @TheOnlyWaterPoloGod 8 лет назад +4319

    Did he spend the 10 years just waiting, or did he practice at all

  • @why-even-try-brotendo
    @why-even-try-brotendo 7 лет назад +705

    slick smooth was neither slick nor smooth

    • @thebassknuckler
      @thebassknuckler 7 лет назад +21

      ross vandenberg anyone that goes by that name deserves to get smoked...

    • @camcantrun
      @camcantrun 7 лет назад +67

      Dudes 6'4 plays like he's 4'7

    • @Dontdoittoyoself
      @Dontdoittoyoself 7 лет назад +13

      I was like you can't back him down and get one point?

    • @codename4777
      @codename4777 7 лет назад +1

      Nor a Legend

  • @wilsvgaddiction4456
    @wilsvgaddiction4456 9 лет назад +139

    I'd be embarrassed to be getting rejected constantly by someone a half foot shorter than me. That guy's garbage, which is fine except he seems to think he's a lot better than he is.

    • @KungPoBacon
      @KungPoBacon 9 лет назад

      Wil's VG Addiction agree with you... that dude felt too good about himself..

    • @SpeedstarKen
      @SpeedstarKen 9 лет назад +7

      You're telling me. My fucking 15 year old sister is better than this guy.

    • @armincal9834
      @armincal9834 9 лет назад +2

      Wil's VG Addiction what does size have to do with basketball skills?

    • @pistolpete6796
      @pistolpete6796 9 лет назад +1

      +Go On Kaz muggsy mogues, Isaiah Thomas were short and were hella good u don't know anything about skill in basketball

    • @SJ-di5zu
      @SJ-di5zu 9 лет назад

      This dude was trying to pull all these fancy dribble moves but was trash. His defense was like swipe then sit there while they make layups. The professor was like barely trying and the dude was getting wrecked

  • @jaytee3565
    @jaytee3565 5 лет назад +230

    Dude needs some new shoes.. waited 10 years and comes slipping down the court like it's a dam ice rink.

    • @greatestever8825
      @greatestever8825 5 лет назад +1

      Jay Tee Lmao thank you for making my day😂

    • @BossKing1243
      @BossKing1243 5 лет назад

      Jay Tee I stg 😂

    • @geezus3
      @geezus3 4 года назад

      Greatest Ever what’d he say his name was again tho?

    • @fow1592
      @fow1592 3 года назад

      @Jay Tee agreed 🤣🤣

  • @kalebthompson6662
    @kalebthompson6662 7 лет назад +1309

    If he's the Professor, then this guy must be the Substitute Teacher

  • @supaflylob
    @supaflylob 9 лет назад +3681

    dude with the zoidburg defense

    • @supaflylob
      @supaflylob 9 лет назад +158

      he waited 10 years to play the professor and thats the best he could do?

    • @jordanmiles2195
      @jordanmiles2195 9 лет назад +74

      Really. I still can't figure out what he's doing.

    • @Adriangarcia-zw8rn
      @Adriangarcia-zw8rn 9 лет назад +44

      lmao that was a good one zoidburg defense lol damn thats funny

    • @PriMiTivGaming
      @PriMiTivGaming 9 лет назад +12

      I haven't laughed at a RUclips comment in a while! Funny af

    • @markmoa1058
      @markmoa1058 9 лет назад

      Lmfao.

  • @si_quest
    @si_quest 9 лет назад +624

    More traveling than in Lord of the rings

    • @pistolpete6796
      @pistolpete6796 9 лет назад +2

      Nah u just blind

    • @MrPhantomBlow
      @MrPhantomBlow 9 лет назад +1

      +instantsurgery yeah... ever heard of streetball?

    • @MrPhantomBlow
      @MrPhantomBlow 9 лет назад +1

      ***** What the fuck are you even talking about? It's not about 'being good enough' to play, streetball is something completely diferent, it was created to entertain people with fancy moves and stuff. NBA rules don't apply to streetball (some of them), therefore it's not an actual 'excuse', it's a part of game itself.

    • @SJ-di5zu
      @SJ-di5zu 9 лет назад +5

      +John Traveling isn't an NBA rule it's a basic basketball rule. Everyone uses it. Even elementary schoolers don't travel

    • @MrPhantomBlow
      @MrPhantomBlow 9 лет назад

      Sachin Johri yes it is an NBA rule, and it doesn't apply to streetball in the same way it applies to the NBA or any other league.

  • @vincemarquez2142
    @vincemarquez2142 6 лет назад +266

    Crab guy was so bummed at the end hahaha
    -Be crab guy
    -Hate on professor for 10 years
    -Doesn't score a single point

  • @aidandunworth765
    @aidandunworth765 7 лет назад +176

    Dude dropped that crouching tiger hidden defender stance.

    • @higuhuh
      @higuhuh Год назад

      5 years and no replies

  • @AM87422S
    @AM87422S 7 лет назад +863

    10 years to look like a crab, at least be a lobster buddy

    • @justhit6673
      @justhit6673 7 лет назад +1

      robert Zhang why isn't this top comment?

    • @xaviero2287
      @xaviero2287 7 лет назад +1

      Captain hazama ikr Lmfao rn

    • @senorunfunny8800
      @senorunfunny8800 7 лет назад +4

      coed gaming you using to many letters like Ikr and lmfao and rn which I don't even no what that means rn

    • @justhit6673
      @justhit6673 7 лет назад +7

      retro gaming I know right laughing my ass off right now

    • @DomzTunes
      @DomzTunes 7 лет назад +1

      So he can prevent the professor from going between his legs.

  • @notenoughtime9515
    @notenoughtime9515 9 лет назад +241

    10 years waiting to 1v1 the Professor? You mean 10 days.

    • @JMS1089
      @JMS1089 9 лет назад +39

      ***** 10 years practicing, defensive stance almost perfected

    • @MeowgiMan
      @MeowgiMan 9 лет назад

      PassDaRoc1089 ahahhaahahah

    • @androllex1396
      @androllex1396 9 лет назад +2

      10 minutes

    • @domo400
      @domo400 9 лет назад

      ThatOneGuy that's more like it xD

    • @rizenswag8293
      @rizenswag8293 9 лет назад +4

      He meant 10 mins or maybe 10 seconds!

  • @jasonjackson5696
    @jasonjackson5696 4 года назад +21

    10 years of sitting on the toilet, forming that defense pose, dreaming of this day. Then reality finally stepped in & popped you little bubble. 😂

  • @ascend111
    @ascend111 7 лет назад +508

    "I've been waiting 10 years to get smashed by the professor" - Chicago "not" baller

  • @domdota6026
    @domdota6026 8 лет назад +340

    you had 10 years to prepare for this and the professor still made you look silly. .

    • @SeeMeGamin
      @SeeMeGamin 8 лет назад

      damn, lmaoo

    • @domdota6026
      @domdota6026 8 лет назад

      +Jose Martins hahaha ya you right

    • @lolsmoshkids
      @lolsmoshkids 8 лет назад

      Not to mention his sad, lazy defense. Not even James Harden does it this bad.

    • @reddy-kz8ph
      @reddy-kz8ph 8 лет назад +2

      ur lying his has better defense than james harden

    • @rmkball1191
      @rmkball1191 8 лет назад +19

      The professor also had 10 years to get better

  • @ZENKI07
    @ZENKI07 8 лет назад +2333

    10 years of what? doing a crab pose on defense? lol

  • @mrhoa1237
    @mrhoa1237 5 лет назад +76

    3:30 when you’re at your friends house but realize you have homework

  • @Shakester71
    @Shakester71 9 лет назад +344

    Wassup with that dude's orangoutang style defense? I know kids that would of easily beat him as well as the Professor.

    • @rufusmack
      @rufusmack 9 лет назад +75

      dude look like he trying to take a dump.

    • @jacksonbrou
      @jacksonbrou 9 лет назад +23

      Andrew Cross Looked like a crab.

    • @rufusmack
      @rufusmack 9 лет назад +1

      JacksxnTV that too.

    • @kreizeeboi
      @kreizeeboi 9 лет назад +14

      He did that so the professor wouldn't do a between the leg trick on him.

    • @MrMcAbility
      @MrMcAbility 9 лет назад +15

      Blak Spoderman Or he could just not stand with his legs so far apart to the point where both feet are nearly on opposite sides of the court.

  • @Richard-wr3ym
    @Richard-wr3ym 7 лет назад +185

    6'4" guy waiting 10 years to get his shot blocked by a guy who's 5'10"

    • @divyoroy9056
      @divyoroy9056 5 лет назад +3

      I can even destroy this dude. My dribbling skills and shooting are at high levels.

    • @billsans6599
      @billsans6599 5 лет назад +4

      Pro Gamer ok mr.ego

    • @mef12727
      @mef12727 5 лет назад +3

      6 2 Vs 5 9

    • @divyoroy9056
      @divyoroy9056 5 лет назад +1

      Breaumance shut the hell up ur not a virgin and u don’t even play basketball

    • @aloneastronaut5421
      @aloneastronaut5421 5 лет назад +1

      lmao I don't mean to necro this post but that response is hella funny lol

  • @theroseexperience
    @theroseexperience 9 лет назад +134

    This guy thought he could actually test anyone half decent? You can tell by his footwork that he's not a player at all, regardless of size. This guy should be embarrassed. Sometimes you need to know your place.

    • @theroseexperience
      @theroseexperience 9 лет назад +4

      The more you watch, you have to think this guy is joking. He's actually awful.

    • @Lee-ix1bd
      @Lee-ix1bd 9 лет назад +53

      Why are you talking to your self.

    • @aniiraqigawad6693
      @aniiraqigawad6693 9 лет назад

      Self?*

    • @JustLikeSlush
      @JustLikeSlush 9 лет назад +5

      Jacob Yousif Self: a person's essential being that distinguishes them from others, especially considered as the object of introspection or reflexive action.

    • @aniiraqigawad6693
      @aniiraqigawad6693 9 лет назад +3

      Lmao nice copy and paste

  • @amrak-8401
    @amrak-8401 6 лет назад +59

    “YOU’RE LOOKING AT A LEGEND”. If you are a true legend, you don’t need a t-shirt that reads looking at a legend Mr. Slick Smooth...🤓

    • @Jblah
      @Jblah 4 года назад

      Fake it till you hopefully make it lol

  • @tma12360
    @tma12360 9 лет назад +160

    dat one rule, carry over, would limit 50 percent of the professors fancy dribbling

    • @templetonbob
      @templetonbob 9 лет назад +9

      Jonathan Ma Yes, but anyone he plays against can also carry over and yet he still dominates on defense as well.

    • @jujuria13
      @jujuria13 9 лет назад +14

      Jonathan Ma which is why he's not in the NBA, and any bench warmer can kick his arse.

    • @RageJKG
      @RageJKG 9 лет назад +28

      Juju jujuria You are a complete dumbass, quit comparing the NBA to streetball. Have you ever watched the two? They are two completely different gamestyles with obviously different rules. SMH

    • @jujuria13
      @jujuria13 9 лет назад +6

      Josh Ragee and why can't I compare streetbasketball to nba basketball?

    • @bicboispicial4808
      @bicboispicial4808 9 лет назад +1

      Jonathan Ma Do they allow carries or are they just that stupid

  • @mtorres723
    @mtorres723 8 лет назад +243

    How do u get blocked that bad by someone who is 5 inches shorter then you

    • @emmankey185
      @emmankey185 8 лет назад +3

      There is this thing that everyone including short people can do... jump

    • @mtorres723
      @mtorres723 8 лет назад +5

      +Emman Key yea but this dude stuffed the shit outta his jump shot like wtf

    • @a.c.slater7989
      @a.c.slater7989 8 лет назад +4

      +Emman Key Let's be real here if he had any sort of post game he wouldn't get swatted

    • @ppanda2974
      @ppanda2974 7 лет назад +2

      It ain't about height if u got dem hops

    • @pirate_kingstephencurry1763
      @pirate_kingstephencurry1763 7 лет назад

      MrShirye L

  • @MrOnurAkgul
    @MrOnurAkgul 10 лет назад +75

    This guy waited 10 years to play the Professor and obviously did not go to practice once. I'd feel violated if I got stripped that many times in a 5 point game.

    • @ThinkBotStudios
      @ThinkBotStudios 10 лет назад +15

      His only study guide was watching Professor on RUclips. LOL!

    • @MatDeo817
      @MatDeo817 10 лет назад

      Im 12 and i can even beat him

    • @danielpreston2146
      @danielpreston2146 10 лет назад

      Pretyt sure your black, and you can't imagine s white dude beating his ass. Buddy telegraphed every move he made. That's why he had the ball stolen so much.

    • @The1stVigilante
      @The1stVigilante Год назад

      @@MatDeo817 how's life?

  • @markus7166
    @markus7166 4 года назад +23

    This man literally threw his entire height advantage away. 6’4” playing like he’s 5’10” smh 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

  • @CurryBoy44
    @CurryBoy44 8 лет назад +129

    Nigga waited ten years just to get smacked 5-0 lmao

  • @superclonge8429
    @superclonge8429 7 лет назад +125

    waited ten years just to score 0 points... that's pretty sad

    • @marshalldon9705
      @marshalldon9705 7 лет назад +2

      he did get him wit the backboard thing tho not gonna lie....

  • @jasperdel24
    @jasperdel24 9 лет назад +89

    This dude plays defense like a crab without claws

    • @dzk6714
      @dzk6714 9 лет назад +3

      jasperdel24 LMAO I have never seen that style of defense , must be some knew defense style he invented "the Crab"

    • @chiefxsha
      @chiefxsha 9 лет назад

      Lmaooooo

  • @Stevenl-ge1gd
    @Stevenl-ge1gd 5 лет назад +42

    0:31
    *Gets hit with ball in face
    Guy: no reaction

    • @XCris69
      @XCris69 4 года назад +7

      He was already dead inside.

    • @squakrock
      @squakrock 4 года назад +2

      Nigga said 😑

    • @Sam-hn5cw
      @Sam-hn5cw 4 года назад +1

      Sir Damian 💀💀💀

    • @dawidzych5269
      @dawidzych5269 4 года назад

      I almost died

  • @flex_nyc9885
    @flex_nyc9885 8 лет назад +214

    he should've practiced on his jumpshot during those 10 yeats

    • @flex_nyc9885
      @flex_nyc9885 8 лет назад +8

      years*

    • @vardenispavardenis3526
      @vardenispavardenis3526 8 лет назад +2

      +Fel_718 Or how to dribble the ball

    • @maddude89ts
      @maddude89ts 8 лет назад

      I just started playing ball 6 months ago and i think I'm already better than that chicago baller.

    • @justin02350
      @justin02350 8 лет назад

      should've practiced everything lol

    • @All-in-for-God
      @All-in-for-God 8 лет назад

      he should practise defense

  • @Jay.2k1
    @Jay.2k1 9 лет назад +238

    I could beat slick smooth.

    • @coldbrewfinance
      @coldbrewfinance 9 лет назад +71

      +Jay Martin the whole world could

    • @ethanle2353
      @ethanle2353 9 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @Jay.2k1
      @Jay.2k1 9 лет назад

      😂

    • @narutovskiba88
      @narutovskiba88 8 лет назад

      +Jay Martin his fucking garbage i dont even know why they posted this video just an embrassment for him

    • @Jay.2k1
      @Jay.2k1 8 лет назад +4

      ***** no ones taking credit from the professor. We all know how good he is. But yeah anyone would probably have a hard time facing him.

  • @voltsgrowtopia
    @voltsgrowtopia 9 лет назад +128

    Lmao.... The way this guy plays defense

  • @mastermovesmakermartin
    @mastermovesmakermartin 6 лет назад +41

    *IM GLAD YOU LOST THE WOLVERINE CHOPS BRO LMAO*

  • @kingsamoanOG
    @kingsamoanOG 8 лет назад +112

    Damn 10 yrs you better go back and practice another 20 yrs then maybe go see the Professor again...

    • @bryantni2326
      @bryantni2326 8 лет назад +29

      Still gets owned.....

    • @WelbyKiDD
      @WelbyKiDD 7 лет назад +28

      he scored on him with chicken in his hand son lmaoooo

  • @donavanhoward9968
    @donavanhoward9968 7 лет назад +523

    Why dis mans stance look like he crapped his pants

  • @AztecaOcelotl
    @AztecaOcelotl 8 лет назад +86

    Dude and his "sumo stance" defense got embarrassed.

    • @everythingtoyota6763
      @everythingtoyota6763 8 лет назад

      i just pissed my fucking pants dude fuck lol xd

    • @Popo-oy3by
      @Popo-oy3by 8 лет назад

      that dudes got better handles then 95% of the nba. as a matter of fact he should be in the nba

    • @jay3ologysoleology714
      @jay3ologysoleology714 8 лет назад

      +josh hh nah brah are you serious I can say he would get killed I'm the NBA he good but double dribbling don't impress me Nate Robinson would kill him so imaging what curry Irving fucking cp3 would do to him

    • @ohdaUtube
      @ohdaUtube 8 лет назад

      +josh hh that's the problem with people liking street ball and buying the hype. it's already happened. skip to my Lou struggled mightily the first several years in the league. had to clean up that garbage and play for real (had to work on his game for that). he'll, Steve Kerr dropped 50 at a street ball tournament. it's an entirely different game

    • @Furykidxxx
      @Furykidxxx 8 лет назад +2

      Crab People.. Crab People.. ))

  • @mateuz8038
    @mateuz8038 6 лет назад +8

    “I’ve been waiting 10 years to play the professor”
    Then proceed to play defense with flat feet 🤦‍♂️😭

  • @ramaSwamp
    @ramaSwamp 8 лет назад +213

    "I waited 10 years for this..." and he sucks. Like, seriously. His dribles are god awful.

    • @dan6848
      @dan6848 8 лет назад

      LOL

    • @madararyuzaki9233
      @madararyuzaki9233 8 лет назад +21

      He waited for this, he never said he trained for this.

    • @jephayy
      @jephayy 8 лет назад

      Pretty sure he was to shit that he was gnna get crossed through the legs

    • @BrotherKellerman
      @BrotherKellerman 8 лет назад +2

      He makes James harden look like he plays good defense haha

    • @stephen_fernandez
      @stephen_fernandez 7 лет назад

      Dude I have better handles than this dumb ads

  • @ic8575
    @ic8575 9 лет назад +118

    I don't really see the fun in the game if you're allowed to double dribble, carry, and travel all over the court. Might as well just running back it to the hoop...

    • @RyTwoTimes
      @RyTwoTimes 9 лет назад +21

      I see these comments on like all his videos. It's called STREETBALL! It's a more flashy style of basketball so some of the moves look like double dribbles but if you look closely it's not.

    • @ic8575
      @ic8575 9 лет назад +6

      Classicgaming101 In regulation basketball it would be called a double dribble by definition. Streetball has more ambiguous "rules", I get it and that's fine. The point of streetball isn't really to be a sport anyway... it's more like figure skating or gymnastics.

    • @RyTwoTimes
      @RyTwoTimes 9 лет назад +6

      Ian Coleman Whatever, like what you like.

    • @aajj1144
      @aajj1144 9 лет назад +11

      Classicgaming101 In real basketball it would be called "carrying"

    • @RyTwoTimes
      @RyTwoTimes 9 лет назад

      Andrew Jordan what part of the video?

  • @gboii6621
    @gboii6621 7 лет назад +880

    Me: I can dribble like the professor if I put my mind to it
    Also Me: *Trips over own ankles while trying to crossover*

  • @angelvalle9963
    @angelvalle9963 3 года назад +1

    This video never gets old never take it down.

  • @Bluelemonzz
    @Bluelemonzz 8 лет назад +153

    a chicago baller? ha! Probably been playing nba live for 10 years.

  • @MrJosephh9
    @MrJosephh9 8 лет назад +135

    this guy look like a hermit crab on defense, smh

  • @Froztinc
    @Froztinc 10 лет назад +18

    That dude was so unorthodox it's like Frankenstein playing basketball. He could have easily posted up the Professor and got easy baskets

  • @tyh4180
    @tyh4180 5 лет назад +13

    That dude was sooo fkn concerned about professor goin through his legs that he kept his hands there the entire time😂 he looked stupid with his hands just dangling lol he was terrified to react to anything. Silly ass just gave up right, left, jumpshots. He was just satisfied professor didn't go through his legs lmao what a dope

  • @ahmedmasri7206
    @ahmedmasri7206 8 лет назад +104

    When you think you pressed fast forward although realized it's just the Professor p's handles

    • @ahmedmasri7206
      @ahmedmasri7206 8 лет назад +3

      Professor's

    • @bobrandy9235
      @bobrandy9235 7 лет назад +2

      Ahmed Masri no it's that you haven't seen NBA players do it, as it's a waist of energy and time in the NBA. I'm sorry I just needed to say it..

    • @7homes
      @7homes 7 лет назад

      Bob Randy u dont have to ruin it lol

  • @swagger1930
    @swagger1930 10 лет назад +34

    he was playing no defense so he wouldn't get crossed up too bad

    • @riprip5200
      @riprip5200 10 лет назад +8

      hey someone here understands.

  • @tharealben
    @tharealben 10 лет назад +128

    what I really wanna see is Chris Smoove vs The Professor

    • @rellman31
      @rellman31 10 лет назад +56

      Can Smoove even ball I only seen him play 2k

    • @tharealben
      @tharealben 10 лет назад +33

      but his basketball IQ tho

    • @ProSwirly
      @ProSwirly 10 лет назад +2

      rellman31 yes he can i saw a video of him a while ago he has sick handles

    • @SuperManOrl12
      @SuperManOrl12 10 лет назад +2

      ProSwirly yea right

    • @KhalilCora
      @KhalilCora 10 лет назад

      Hell yeah

  • @grassroots8226
    @grassroots8226 6 лет назад +81

    Waited 10 years huh???
    I guess he was watching basketball and not playing.
    Homeboy was whack. The Professor wasn’t even trying. He scored on him with a KFC cup in his hand. Smh.

    • @eezygang
      @eezygang 5 лет назад

      :l Atleast he had guts to play with the professor and not say I dont know about his......defense for guarding but him with the ball is like professors moves and thats rare to see its like nobody can beat professor evrn though its possible and you shouldnt be saying he was straight up wack when he had the time and actually went over there and play with the guy
      I bet you didnt have the guys to even play with him
      Dont get me wrong im trash but thays because
      1. I dont play basketball
      2. I DONT CARE ABOUT IT
      3. I came to heal the ankles
      4.i dont have experience referring to 1.

    • @eezygang
      @eezygang 5 лет назад

      And professor is well experienced especially with 1 hand he had time to practice and he even said he practiced ball for......more than 3 years from a pro baller *thats a lie* actually a friend of mine beleive it or not but we dont talk really......anymore... :p *lie*
      True point is you shouldnt be commenting stuff like this you werent up there atleast he actually has some skill with the ball hes barely good at defense but hes good with handling the ball

    • @traww9537
      @traww9537 5 лет назад +2

      king swift take an English class and delete your comments, learn to speak

  • @martin1750
    @martin1750 6 лет назад +564

    How do you look young and old at the same time ?

    • @lucasm445
      @lucasm445 6 лет назад +32

      Generator you can ask either the professor or eminem

    • @pkksog
      @pkksog 6 лет назад +23

      Sideburns

    • @juanalvarez8712
      @juanalvarez8712 5 лет назад +18

      Ha your pick no longer can fool me
      For I have RUclips dark themed turned on

    • @griffmac9350
      @griffmac9350 5 лет назад +2

      Meth

    • @jonahjones2613
      @jonahjones2613 5 лет назад +1

      Hang it up joe

  • @flight5737
    @flight5737 8 лет назад +71

    you waited ten years to embarrass yourself

  • @adamheighton2536
    @adamheighton2536 9 лет назад +31

    This game was gross. I play high school ball and cringed at every double dribble/carry/travel

    • @305Squirt
      @305Squirt 9 лет назад

      And1 use to play the pros...using nba rules....and win. Nuff said.

    • @Fif5t0014
      @Fif5t0014 9 лет назад +3

      ***** You do realize he made all state honors his varsity senior year in high school and made his CC team, right? He can play straight up too. Streetball just happens to pay the bills.

  • @claysoggyfries
    @claysoggyfries 5 лет назад +7

    Imagine waiting 10 years to just get completely embarrassed by someone

  • @Roscovri
    @Roscovri 7 лет назад +113

    Is anybody going to call DOUBLE DRIBBLE at 3:12?

  • @jarrettgreen8929
    @jarrettgreen8929 8 лет назад +31

    2:04 thats that 2k glitch when you get your shot blocked but they still keep shooting

  • @MrFrosty90s
    @MrFrosty90s 10 лет назад +147

    I was hoping for some real Chicago ballers.
    This was hard to watch...

  • @RyGuyDCL
    @RyGuyDCL 6 лет назад +5

    The handles are impressive for sure but I'm always blown away by the quickness (different than speed) of the professors footwork. Dude puts in the work for sure! I don't know what this other guy has been doing for the past 10 years but he needs some help.

  • @jpainte
    @jpainte 10 лет назад +30

    Dude in the red shirt playing defense like a crab - wtf is that??? Get your hands up...

    • @stizzulka
      @stizzulka 10 лет назад

      more worried about the ball being dribbled thru his legs...

  • @blackbanana34
    @blackbanana34 7 лет назад +41

    out of all the Chicago ballers this white guy plays the professor...

  • @vinnyvicious77
    @vinnyvicious77 7 лет назад +77

    A video with fried chicken and basketball, and there ain't no black people in it??

    • @danieligiebor5284
      @danieligiebor5284 7 лет назад +5

      Oh god you literally just triggered millions of people, MILLIONS!!!😲

  • @edgy9931
    @edgy9931 5 лет назад +12

    When you try to get fancy on the professor

  • @bumsergeant
    @bumsergeant 8 лет назад +30

    ONLY 2 problems with silky smooth, his ball security, and his unbelievably shitty defense.

    • @LL-gs1nm
      @LL-gs1nm 8 лет назад +5

      silky smooth lmfao

    • @johnnybravo8129
      @johnnybravo8129 8 лет назад

      Lmao those are 2 pretty big problems, that's like me saying my car doesn't have wheels and the engine don't start

    • @johnnybravo8129
      @johnnybravo8129 8 лет назад

      And it's actually slick smooth, listen closely when he introduces himself

    • @joncoda365
      @joncoda365 8 лет назад

      +Keenan Ahmad If you add in the fact that he didn't hit a shot. That would mean he simply can't ball.

    • @bumsergeant
      @bumsergeant 8 лет назад

      Ra Eternal i think he can

  • @Shazayum
    @Shazayum 10 лет назад +62

    what kind of defense is this lmao

    • @Shazayum
      @Shazayum 10 лет назад +3

      also travels...travels galore

    • @Shazayum
      @Shazayum 10 лет назад +8

      misterkefir
      Oh, I didn't know there was no defense in streetball.
      Seriously, is this a thing? Where you can do something completely stupid in basketball and it's okay because "STREETBALL BRO!"

    • @misterkefir
      @misterkefir 10 лет назад

      I was talking about traveling..

    • @Shazayum
      @Shazayum 10 лет назад +2

      misterkefir
      travels when you're doing fancy crossovers in streetball, fine. but travels when you dont even understand the simple concept of keeping a pivot foot?

    • @misterkefir
      @misterkefir 10 лет назад

      Afaik there is absolutely no traveling in streeball, cause it wouldn't make any sense.. They would have to blow the whistle every 10 seconds or something..

  • @hackingenchanl6967
    @hackingenchanl6967 7 лет назад +70

    10 years??? More like 10 days...

  • @Sabu8000
    @Sabu8000 7 дней назад +1

    Bro does not even try to defend. Just standing there waiting for The Professor to score.

  • @semajgnik
    @semajgnik 9 лет назад +56

    dude thinks staying low in a somewhat defensive position and not doing anything else is playing defense lol.
    maybe try reacting to his moves and put a freakin hand up when he shoots? maybe?

    • @ripppking
      @ripppking 9 лет назад

      +semajgnik lmao ikr, tbh i think he was legitly autistic, look when he would take shots

    • @SJ-di5zu
      @SJ-di5zu 9 лет назад +1

      Yeah he has like six inches on him just follow him and block at least. And his offense was hilarious. He thinks that he's facing the Professor so he has to do all these showboating moves but he's too trash at basic mechanics to even be looking at that. First, learn when to shoot, there is a guy half a foot shorter than him blocking him lmao

  • @notleftbehind
    @notleftbehind 9 лет назад +63

    So his name is slick smooth or slick garbage?

    • @justdoitguy5841
      @justdoitguy5841 9 лет назад +1

      if I was slick smoove I would post the professor up

    • @kas192
      @kas192 9 лет назад

      Justdoit Guy professor is good at handling people in the post

    • @justdoitguy5841
      @justdoitguy5841 9 лет назад

      Kieran Simpson yeah ik

    • @charshii3745
      @charshii3745 9 лет назад

      OOOOO

  • @nostttttt
    @nostttttt 7 лет назад +23

    His defensive stance does look awkward, but it's to deny the Professor's through the legs move

  • @bubbajay7522
    @bubbajay7522 4 года назад +2

    the crab pose was perfect! come back in another 10 years when you have a second skill mastered.

  • @JustLouIt
    @JustLouIt 7 лет назад +27

    White dude rolling into Chicago with some KFC. The jokes write themselves

  • @lilkeno422
    @lilkeno422 8 лет назад +83

    That defensive stance tho

    • @majestic1278
      @majestic1278 8 лет назад +6

      So the ball dont go through his legs

    • @natfm2688
      @natfm2688 8 лет назад +2

      Didnt make a difference xD

    • @thebmurdie3605
      @thebmurdie3605 8 лет назад

      I know, he's so bad

    • @SleepingNoise2023
      @SleepingNoise2023 8 лет назад +1

      He was doing a parallel stance,but since he's tall it made him look silly

    • @tsxng44
      @tsxng44 8 лет назад +2

      +Completely Irrelevant he looks like a hermit crab trying to be a sumo wrestler

  • @thestarscreamER1
    @thestarscreamER1 10 лет назад +17

    That guy waited 10 years to play the professor and lost

    • @Pingaheimer
      @Pingaheimer 10 лет назад +1

      Lost bad.

    • @Zen-lj8ni
      @Zen-lj8ni 10 лет назад +1

      Yeah. All he did was wait and not train. Seriously, he couldn't do anything. I would ball him up with no problems (Slick-whatever-his-name-is).

    • @TheMrralphee
      @TheMrralphee 10 лет назад +2

      Right, you think he would have learned to head fake or something in ten years.was eating that ball like it was kfc.

  • @johnr2630
    @johnr2630 5 лет назад +2

    Dude took that shit way too serious. Should be an honor and a privilege to even step court upon the court with the professor

  • @JxdiMindTricks
    @JxdiMindTricks 10 лет назад +10

    Thought he would've studied all of the Professor's moves during those "10 years". Lmao

  • @jeromefuerte5670
    @jeromefuerte5670 7 лет назад +8

    "it didn't work the first 50 times, but maybe my spin move will work this time"

  • @prestigeworldwide2851
    @prestigeworldwide2851 8 лет назад +43

    His shirt says your looking at a legend..... ahahaha

  • @kreex9163
    @kreex9163 4 года назад +3

    “HOLDING KFC CHICKEN” While Playing Basketball Well I Call That Legend

  • @3rdJose
    @3rdJose 8 лет назад +9

    I've waited for 10 yrs to be as awkward on the court as in my everyday life

  • @vishula1
    @vishula1 9 лет назад +29

    Is this the Spider-man dude ?

    • @faez7965
      @faez7965 9 лет назад +2

      vishula gamaetige yes

    • @Sean-gj4lf
      @Sean-gj4lf 9 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @bshuretybs
      @bshuretybs 9 лет назад +1

      I think it is and the other guy must be dead pool, lol.

    • @moddude01
      @moddude01 9 лет назад +2

      Bevan Shurety Hell no. Deadpool WRECKED Spidey until he lost possession XD

    • @kingtsb4231
      @kingtsb4231 9 лет назад

      Bevan Shurety yes the guy in the black is spidey. deadpool isnt as bad as this chicago street baller...watch the 6 episodes they made about spidey...

  • @dionysus122
    @dionysus122 9 лет назад +5

    Slick Smooth was horrible. No offense, and weak-ass defense. He probably wasted years smokin' dope, trying trick moves, and bragging to all his friends "The Professor ain't shit, I could beat him easy."

  • @clydeb7713
    @clydeb7713 4 года назад +1

    Game was over when that dude stepped on the court. He couldn't even shoot without his shot getting rejected.

  • @mjmbk
    @mjmbk 10 лет назад +39

    Wtf That Slippery Ass Court lol

    • @riceyasian86
      @riceyasian86 10 лет назад +69

      That's cuz even his shoes got nervous and sweat LOL!

    • @mjmbk
      @mjmbk 10 лет назад

      lolubad umad true! lol

    • @Professorlive
      @Professorlive  10 лет назад +11

      mjmbk court wasn't slippery at all.. its called getting crossed lol. Hence the term 'ankles'.

    • @mjmbk
      @mjmbk 10 лет назад

      Professorlive lol...great vid bro

    • @kyronee6947
      @kyronee6947 10 лет назад

      Professorlive Lol dude do you play on a team?

  • @aristotleyalung8033
    @aristotleyalung8033 8 лет назад +105

    to the red shirt guy, what a waste of height.

    • @aristotleyalung8033
      @aristotleyalung8033 8 лет назад +8

      miguelmjl45
      at 6'4, the professor should be getting posterized on every possession.

    • @aristotleyalung8033
      @aristotleyalung8033 8 лет назад +1

      miguelmjl45
      well I could and I'm only 5'9 which are quite embarrassing for people that are gifted with such height and can't even dunk. I have to agree that you need proper basketball fundamentals to make use of your height. the point being is that they have less exertion to do a dunk but they cant because they aren't fundamentally sound.

    • @tommydashed4205
      @tommydashed4205 8 лет назад

      thats not true. put a 45 pound weight on and see if you can jump 2 feet off the ground. many other factors as well such as arm length, and where you hold your weight. if all your weight is in your legs you wont be able to jump to your potential.

    • @aristotleyalung8033
      @aristotleyalung8033 8 лет назад

      *****
      SHAQ says HI !

    • @tommydashed4205
      @tommydashed4205 8 лет назад

      Shaq couldnt jump 2 feet off the ground lmao

  • @anthonydiaz1479
    @anthonydiaz1479 8 лет назад +25

    5-0 lol ten yrs to get spanked like that???😂😂😂

    • @wplegends
      @wplegends 8 лет назад

      Fr😂😂

    • @ohdaUtube
      @ohdaUtube 8 лет назад

      at least he put himself out there to play him. would love to see how well you do against him..

    • @anthonydiaz1479
      @anthonydiaz1479 8 лет назад

      +ohdaUtube i dont play ball i jus stack money thats my sport

    • @ohdaUtube
      @ohdaUtube 8 лет назад +1

      +Anthony Diaz look up the word unrelated in the dictionary, you'll find your comment there.

  • @Hasan9t
    @Hasan9t 6 лет назад +14

    3:00 that's actually his shooting form

  • @hot247sxm
    @hot247sxm 7 лет назад +21

    He never scored! He was more concerned about the Professor puttin' him on his ass, check how many times he kept checking the grip on his sneakers! ROFLMAO!!!

  • @xxlovekristenleexx
    @xxlovekristenleexx 8 лет назад +10

    10 years and the dude straight trash. Maybe should've done 10 years of practicing?

  • @Burrelly25
    @Burrelly25 8 лет назад +9

    That crabwalk defensive stance...

  • @therealHogmaNtheIntruder
    @therealHogmaNtheIntruder 5 лет назад

    Professor's got himself a legit ad campaign with a big name sponsor. He's really done well growing his brand.

  • @jaybusa3302
    @jaybusa3302 6 лет назад +103

    😂😂😂😂😂. Everybody watches profess on tv and thinks i can do what he do until they meet him then reality hits....

    • @KWLawnsTS
      @KWLawnsTS 5 лет назад +1

      exactly

    • @KWLawnsTS
      @KWLawnsTS 5 лет назад +3

      it would be fun to just shoot with him, not try to challenge him in a 1v1

    • @mattttttscotttttt
      @mattttttscotttttt 5 лет назад +1

      One dude got his shoulder dislocated with that attitude..
      Theyre not handle ready 😎

    • @jevonC84
      @jevonC84 5 лет назад +1

      Yea people talk mad shit about him now until they go 1 on 1 against him and he makes them look stupid

    • @carlogarcia2059
      @carlogarcia2059 5 лет назад +1

      @@mattttttscotttttt yeah. at least this guy didnt make any excuses. he couldve used the slippery floor as an excuse to concede.

  • @aspectaura
    @aspectaura 7 лет назад +46

    mission failed we'll get em next time.

  • @deadication9941
    @deadication9941 10 лет назад +9

    slick smooth never eating KFC again

  • @DopeAssDude979
    @DopeAssDude979 5 лет назад +1

    I remember watching the first time you came on the And 1 mixtape. It’s awesome you get to do what you love for so long...