Reasons Why People Don't Serve in Children's Ministry

After watching this video ( www.facebook.c... ) I decided to have some fun with some of the reasons that people have given me for not volunteering in Children's Ministry, or for stepping down from Ministry. It's all meant in fun, so enjoy!
Not all of us are meant to serve in Children's Ministry, and indeed, not all of us are physically able to. But if we were ALL faithfully and consistently serving God with our own specific gifts and abilities, I bet Children's Ministry would have no lack of volunteers!