Harry Enfield ~ Jurgen the German.

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @catpainblackudder01
    @catpainblackudder01 4 года назад +280

    Many years ago back packing in France, on one campsite we ran into some Germans, both lads and lass's, one night in the campsite bar we were play pool and chatting with them, and having a great time, when from nowhere one of the German lads cleared his throat and said " I like the English, you are very funny, and I would like to say sorry for Germany's actions in the War", we all burst out laughing. Great times, loved them Germans, very funny people without knowing it......

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 4 года назад +5

      catpainblackudder01 - why do you think lads has no apostrophe but you've chosen to spell lasses as lass's? I'd understand you were just stupid if you used apostrophes in simple plurals every time but your inconsistency puzzles me.

    • @catpainblackudder01
      @catpainblackudder01 4 года назад +26

      @@markfox1545 Oh no....

    • @thedave7760
      @thedave7760 4 года назад +35

      @@markfox1545 Are you and english teacher from Germany?

    • @5836609
      @5836609 4 года назад +3

      @@thedave7760 😆 🤣

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 4 года назад +2

      *lasses (wtf is lass's!?)

  • @peterlewis3540
    @peterlewis3540 4 года назад +228

    Blimey he received a response from a member of the public in London
    That ladies & gentleman, is rarer than a total eclipse of the Sun

    • @chriscrocvlogs
      @chriscrocvlogs 4 года назад +5

      Monty Mole hmmmmm the last time I was in London his statement is fairly true, at least for certain areas

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 года назад +11

      Disingenuous Mr. Mole..No-one is saying there are ZERO White people in any area but I can assure that "if" we ever return to Pre-Covid days and you get on ANY Inner London bus , North,East,West or South, and travel between 10am-4pm and you are White you will be one of 10%, if not less. Only 1 child in 10 in 2016 was born to White/British. however when I was born and raised 3 miles from Brixton it was 98% White/British outside the excellent 200,000+ Jewish East London populace.....only Gentrification will bring the Whites back...

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 года назад +1

      .I have just told Mr. Mole what I think of his nonsense, HOWEVER....I have lived worked and socialized, nearly 7,500 times, in Inner and Outer London in my 66 years without any altercations but I have seen a great deal and it nearly always involves the same Racial Group. I moved from near Brixton after the riots there and since 1983 I have had 37 fantastic years in THe London Suburbs after 29 exhilarating years living there but my home is on the edge..

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 года назад +2

      Actually Monty I DO know the feeling FIVE times, mon ami.FIVE times more than I suspect you do. THe worst was losing £1,500 and over £1,000 on another occasion.Once at home and 4 times on the road. My Aunt got done 3 times. Needless to say it was members of the same community responsible each time who are 10% of Londoners so the odds at Random of that happening? 10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10=100 MILLION TO ONE....Co-incidence,I reckon..

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 4 года назад +2

      AMAZING ,NEVER happen in reality. 🤣

  • @the_neutral_container
    @the_neutral_container 4 года назад +716

    As a German I can assure you that at the time of its creation, this sketch was most cringeworthingly accurate.

    • @backfirematty3526
      @backfirematty3526 4 года назад +70

      😂😂😂 Hopefully one day it will be ok to have a sense of humour again!

    • @backfirematty3526
      @backfirematty3526 4 года назад +14

      Sad times my friends......sad times

    • @newbeginnings8566
      @newbeginnings8566 4 года назад +16

      Most Germans are very sure of themselves.... Still they are fixed on details...

    • @Kraken54321
      @Kraken54321 4 года назад +12

      Germany was learning to find itself again. So much has changed since then.

    • @joetate3225
      @joetate3225 4 года назад +19

      As a british person i want an apology for killing my relatives.

  • @DMG118
    @DMG118 4 года назад +131

    I'm a German living in England since teens and this is so perfect lol, right down to the anger at the buses being late (not sure if English get this lol(

    • @drumandbassob0007
      @drumandbassob0007 4 года назад +12

      we do you , you are well organised were not but we still share being able to make funny jokes ✌

    • @Siddich
      @Siddich 4 года назад +10

      drumandbassob0007 we are not funny. we are effective, ja. 🤪

    • @saltytattie833
      @saltytattie833 4 года назад +5

      England is the land of taking the piss. If it exists we have probably grumbled and or relentlessly made fun of it.

    • @madeofcake6972
      @madeofcake6972 3 года назад +5

      We (the English) like to make fun of the Germans and their efficiency. There is a long running joke here that Germans do everything efficiently so the thing about the bus being late shows Jurgen the German's efficiency.

    • @madeofcake6972
      @madeofcake6972 3 года назад +1

      @Top Jimmy He's the king I know 😆
      It's just friendly banter between 2 European countries.

  • @therealbettyswollocks
    @therealbettyswollocks Год назад +36

    Based upon a German exchange student we had stay with us, this is absolutely spot-on.

    • @lemsip207
      @lemsip207 3 месяца назад

      There was a scene in Outnumbered where the German exchange student said he liked this English comedian who plays a London mayor. Meaning Boris Johnson. Jake tried to convince him he was actually the London mayor, not a comedian. The German exchange student was perplexed at such a buffoonish character being a mayor.

  • @davidhawkshaw4542
    @davidhawkshaw4542 3 года назад +87

    German humour is no laughing matter . 😜

  • @clevercat9774
    @clevercat9774 4 года назад +198

    Big love to Germany from Britain 🇬🇧🇩🇪

    • @oliveryt7168
      @oliveryt7168 3 года назад +2

      We all can have a laugh and share the moment.... Somehow.

    • @carlhartwell7978
      @carlhartwell7978 Год назад +1

      We have to move on.

  • @jameshowe2797
    @jameshowe2797 4 года назад +43

    He brought klopp to England before he even got the job at Liverpool 🤣

    • @sosagecaserol6675
      @sosagecaserol6675 10 дней назад

      The glasses, the hair. Hahahah. It must be Klopp

  • @macram16
    @macram16 13 лет назад +137

    "and i am ooogling ze horizon and still there is no sign"

  • @jimcazador6057
    @jimcazador6057 4 года назад +78

    I have met loads of Germans, lovely people, but they do fulfill many of the stereotypes.

    • @oldskoolrools1353
      @oldskoolrools1353 Год назад +1

      Lol...most accurate statement on here. We're on a campsite in France and I only came here to laugh at stereotypes as they are everywhere here

    • @ek8710
      @ek8710 25 дней назад +1

      You'll find stereotypes are accurate more often than they're wrong. There's a reason why they're stereotypes! ;)

  • @kevinotoole885
    @kevinotoole885 4 года назад +21

    None offensive in my eyes. When I was a kid I looked forward to watching Harry Enfield and chums on TV!!!! Loved it!

  • @MrJackandy123
    @MrJackandy123 3 года назад +21

    BRITISH COMEDY AT ITS BEST,NO INSULTS EVER INTENDED,LOVE EVERYONE STAY SAFE AND MOST OF ALL RESPECT AND PEACE TO EVERYONE.

  • @limpet7r63
    @limpet7r63 2 года назад +16

    Sebastian Vettel gave this a shout out when he was on Top Gear.

  • @LebendigerGeist
    @LebendigerGeist 12 лет назад +205

    ACHTUNG!!
    I am apologizing for ze strange and humourless conduct of my fellow Germans in England. Let me demonstrate to you zat unlike Jürgen I am having a sense of humour:
    Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
    Sank you for your attention.

  • @thomastom888
    @thomastom888 6 лет назад +88

    I was dateing a German girl who was very serious and never laughed at anything and not even this show. But every time Jorgen was on the show she was crying with laughter and just found it so so funny every time

    • @nickystyles868
      @nickystyles868 6 лет назад +11

      I bet she was fit though. Alot of fit girls here (Germany)

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 6 лет назад

      Was she hot

    • @davidharrison6615
      @davidharrison6615 6 лет назад +7

      Thomas tom we had a german pow camp during the war close to out town and a few stopped and married local girls . I used to date a girl who dad was a pow . nice bloke he brought over his mam after they married , (i think it was all the family he had left) she never learnt English and had a right temper on her but her dad was a lovely bloke.

    • @Microtherion
      @Microtherion 6 лет назад +2

      I feel I must apologise for your comment not getting more 'likes' or 'hahas'. I'm sorry this one is late. I found it moost amusing and grammatically correct also. You see, we are not all Barbarians...

    • @p0llenp0ny
      @p0llenp0ny 5 лет назад

      @@Microtherion No. But you will be by 2020.

  • @curious5661
    @curious5661 10 лет назад +182

    Listen, don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right. So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads. O wait a minute, I got a bit confused here. Sorry! I got a bit confused because everyone keeps mentioning the war.

  • @GreenthumbsGarden
    @GreenthumbsGarden 2 года назад +20

    Hilarious, absolutely cracked me up at the end, was in tears. Spends time apologizing for the war and ends up finishing with "this would never happened under the Nazis" 😂🤣😂😂

    • @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej 5 месяцев назад

      I dare to disagree. This would especially happen under the Nazis. Regardless they are known for their efficiency. If you need to be somewhere and you are a good Christian man or woman they will make sure to be late to cause trouble for you. As I presently live in a state of fascist tyranny I can confirm this to be the true reality…so don’t drink the kool aid. The Nazis want to inflict pain upon you hence a late bus is exactly the kind of thing that delights them because it will frustrate hurt and annoy you all at once. They’re not here because they care about you. Christianity is pro-streamlined services. Vote Christianity. Nazism is pro bureaucracy and red tape and planning permission loaded with excuses as to why things are not working properly…

  • @oddities-whatnot
    @oddities-whatnot 4 года назад +24

    Seems to have been recommended to a lot of us again recently.

    • @jamesalmond9705
      @jamesalmond9705 4 года назад +5

      Its so we can enjoy it for one last time before all copies are made illegal.

    • @oddities-whatnot
      @oddities-whatnot 4 года назад +5

      James Almond this country is a joke these days. Everyone gets offended by everything. History is being re written, everyone joins some movement or another to boost their own status and to be part of the "in thing of the moment", until the next "must have" campaign organised through twitter is jumped upon by activists and those seeking to change our society with hidden agendas, funded by the elite to stir up trouble and discontent. The internet has been the worst thing ever invented, and I would gladly not be able to write this and go back in time if we could at least have a normal world back.

  • @blowduke
    @blowduke 4 года назад +34

    This will be us in the uk in a few years apologising for the slave trade ..lol

  • @dopiaza2006
    @dopiaza2006 4 года назад +150

    I feel I must apologise for everything bad that has ever happened as I am a straight white male.

    • @sabre22b50
      @sabre22b50 3 года назад +5

      dopiaza2006 How dare you!

    • @conaldfedsmoker7238
      @conaldfedsmoker7238 3 года назад

      Thank you , About time Gringo

    • @musashidanmcgrath
      @musashidanmcgrath 3 года назад

      Never, ever apologise. Be proud. If anything, the rest of the world should be kissing our arses for all the gifts bestowed on them by the European male.

    • @patrickastwood287
      @patrickastwood287 3 года назад

      Love it when people take credit for things they had no part in. But if it makes you feel better...

    • @dopiaza2006
      @dopiaza2006 3 года назад +3

      @@patrickastwood287 Well if we're to be blamed for the sins of our ancestors then surely it's only right that we should be applauded for their positive actions? You can't have it just one way!

  • @Olbol288
    @Olbol288 2 года назад +3

    They’re alright them germans.. The genuine ones have exceedingly high morals..

  • @shanekelley7682
    @shanekelley7682 7 лет назад +350

    Jurgen Klopp!

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 6 лет назад +133

    Meanwhile in Japan: the train companies make public apologies if their trains are 20 seconds too late or too early.
    This is why the germans got along so well with the Japanese during the Axis-times. ;)

    • @johnjenks7812
      @johnjenks7812 6 лет назад +2

      Seven Proxies what the fuck you talking about nobody gives a shit about late trains!!!!!

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 6 лет назад +5

      they do that in the uk as well, what would be better than apologies is for our trains and buses to leave exactly at the times they're meant to

    • @sevenproxies4255
      @sevenproxies4255 6 лет назад +7

      Sid Arthur: Note that I wrote 20 SECONDS. I doubt they apologize for delays amounting to only a few seconds.
      They might apologize for delays of several minutes though, but not seconds. :)

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 6 лет назад +2

      haha so you did. yea that isn't so usual

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 6 лет назад +1

      German trains today aren't so punctual anymore

  • @christl301
    @christl301 13 лет назад +156

    He's right the Nazis would have made the bus's run on time...

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint 7 лет назад +15

      christl301 everything was better 1933-45

    • @sirrh9812
      @sirrh9812 6 лет назад +26

      christl301
      Well I’m sure the trains from Germany to Poland were on time, the only issue was overcrowding

    • @rizzotto95
      @rizzotto95 5 лет назад +4

      @@sirrh9812 at least they were free right

    • @brianmasters1125
      @brianmasters1125 5 лет назад

      @Anglo McWhitey Read a book old chap, I recommend Hitler's War.

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti 5 лет назад +4

      @Anglo McWhitey still better than work to fund refugees and communist politicians

  • @joeritchie7286
    @joeritchie7286 5 лет назад +24

    Im afraid I must apologize for the conduct of my nation in ze var

  • @christl301
    @christl301 14 лет назад +16

    No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh

  • @MarkWhitter-qm6ef
    @MarkWhitter-qm6ef 6 месяцев назад +6

    Made even funnier by the archetypal British response from the other passenger.

  • @george6373
    @george6373 13 лет назад +27

    "i am ogleing the horizon and ...." lol

  • @jonaswolf7055
    @jonaswolf7055 7 лет назад +15

    "may be I am a little crazy" :) ...wie geil!

  • @sup3rjulius
    @sup3rjulius 7 лет назад +95

    Vettel sent me here

    • @kruqtion9615
      @kruqtion9615 6 лет назад

      Julius Forza Ferrari 🏎🔥

    • @heyitseuwyn
      @heyitseuwyn 4 года назад

      Do i see a formula 1 fan!

  • @timtaylor8503
    @timtaylor8503 4 года назад +75

    OH NO...... WHAT IF THE SNOWFLAKES SEE THIS......

    • @djjackjones1
      @djjackjones1 4 года назад

      Tim Taylor As long as none of them are Lefties!

    • @MrThecarebear
      @MrThecarebear 4 года назад +1

      Snowflakes are flakes of snow.

    • @busog97641
      @busog97641 4 года назад

      You have already.

    • @timtaylor8503
      @timtaylor8503 4 года назад +2

      lol i dont think they will stop till theres no comedy left

    • @johnbower7452
      @johnbower7452 4 года назад +1

      Perhaps we could light a fire and melt them?

  • @beafboy01
    @beafboy01 13 лет назад +52

    I love this, I'm British and I love Germany, its a brilliant country, I advise anyone who wants to go, to go, its a beautiful, interesting and an amazing country :)

    • @ChrisCooper312
      @ChrisCooper312 5 лет назад +1

      Just don't be disappointed that the trains these days make those in Britain seem punctual. Did 4 Intercity services in the summer. 3 were late, and I'm talking significant delays. Then there were various other trains that were delayed for 5, 10, 15mins. That said, we in the UK moan about foreign companies running our trains. Quite a few of the trains around Stuttgart where I spent a few nights are now run by Go-Ahead who are based in Newcastle.

    • @TheRailroad99
      @TheRailroad99 5 лет назад +2

      well, the German railway (DB) is a meme here for being not punctual at all. Especially Intercity and Intercity express are often late. However their service is usually rather good (you can get later trains for free if yours is delayed and sometimes you even get the money back)

    • @allovdem
      @allovdem 4 года назад +5

      Yeah Germany is a great country, as a Brummie I lived and worked in Berlin for a few years, great place.

    • @jonwills286
      @jonwills286 4 года назад +1

      My grandfather did visit it a lot by air only though...

    • @tommyatkins2527
      @tommyatkins2527 4 года назад

      I agree I was there for three weeks with army reserves lovely country when I was there in 2007 clean streets beautiful buildings

  • @alanwason323
    @alanwason323 3 года назад +10

    Harry Enfield is an actual characture of Jurgan Clopp years before Jurgen but without the demeanor the descent amount of sarcasm thatJurgan delivers in reality.

  • @rtsharlotte
    @rtsharlotte 5 лет назад +2

    This reminds me of teaching my girlfriend the etiquette of a bus queue. She was puzzled that we wait for people to get off and then give way to people that were in the line before us and yes the bus was also late. Lol

  • @MDB-amandrinksbeer
    @MDB-amandrinksbeer 5 лет назад +24

    I was expecting he'll hail a bus in the end.

  • @dr.leftfield9566
    @dr.leftfield9566 3 года назад +20

    I experienced this exactly when i was working at what was then the holiday inn at Heathrow in 1985
    when the subject of the war materialised between myself, a Belgian sous chef and a German waiter.
    He genuinely apologised for the actions of his countrymen. I nearly kissed him and believe me i'm not gay.

  • @Hydro2oo9
    @Hydro2oo9 12 лет назад +27

    Haha harry enfield was brilliant.

  • @neilmcmahon
    @neilmcmahon 4 года назад +5

    I am glad to see very recent comments on a 10 year old post.
    It makes me appreciate the youtube algorithm even more.

  • @chris-rfs
    @chris-rfs 3 года назад +10

    Great comedy,and did anyone get offended back then??!.
    No they didn't.!

    • @andrewjohnston2850
      @andrewjohnston2850 3 года назад

      someone must of been offended now, no Harry Enfield content available on BBC I Player

    • @chris-rfs
      @chris-rfs 3 года назад +1

      @@andrewjohnston2850 exactly BBC too upset to hurt anyone,people are so fickle now.

  • @AntonyGeorgeBoltzzz
    @AntonyGeorgeBoltzzz Год назад +3

    Who's here after Vettel's interview in Top Gear :D

  • @hyosunggt125rcomet
    @hyosunggt125rcomet 4 года назад +4

    This has aged well... The difference in 2020 is we getting told to be ashamed by various movements for things that happened hundreds of years ago. Who knew?

  • @philippepalmer2968
    @philippepalmer2968 4 года назад +4

    "On Christmas day,german families like to gather round the TV and watch The Great Capture" Henning Wehn

  • @brokenbulbs
    @brokenbulbs 7 лет назад +16

    Classic Enfield!

    • @subu150390
      @subu150390 4 года назад

      That's a bike here in India !

  • @hiroishi3668
    @hiroishi3668 3 года назад +3

    Enfield would or, indeed, could make a great sketch series by impersonating Klopp, as he did Mourinho.

  • @djohn1671
    @djohn1671 3 года назад

    i am wehrmacht enjoying my stay in london. brilliant

  • @ernestorodriguez6650
    @ernestorodriguez6650 4 года назад +3

    By god this has aged well. Jurgen the German should meet the scousers

  • @filipzawistowski4390
    @filipzawistowski4390 5 лет назад +7

    I feel this character informed his later South African character :)

  • @chaz725
    @chaz725 4 года назад +2

    I loved my time in Germany. The further out into the german rural country side the more they liked us...good days happy times.

    • @kanyda1
      @kanyda1 4 месяца назад

      More rural Germans are much more friendly and warm in my experience travelling there.

  • @jayhughes3310
    @jayhughes3310 5 лет назад

    We all have a friend like this.

  • @jamescooling
    @jamescooling 6 лет назад +36

    He sounds dutch

    • @koen8185
      @koen8185 5 лет назад +6

      No he doesn't , look up his Dutch cops , that's okay

    • @herindoors3694
      @herindoors3694 3 года назад +1

      He doesn't !!

  • @lionheartmachines2193
    @lionheartmachines2193 3 года назад

    Blimey, this made me laugh out loud. I never do that! So gloriously funny.

  • @franceleeparis37
    @franceleeparis37 4 года назад +4

    SOS message from a ship captain off the coast of Germany:
    ‘Mayday, Mayday... this is the captain..we are sinking, we are sinking....’
    Jurgen from the German Coastguard: ‘hello captain.... what are you zinking about...?😂😂

  • @olafkessler8886
    @olafkessler8886 3 года назад +1

    this laughing is so well made so many germans do that after every second sentence lol

  • @HammusX
    @HammusX 3 года назад +1

    Who’s here’s after watching Sebastian vettel talking about it on top gear ?

  • @pheasantpluckersson2138
    @pheasantpluckersson2138 4 года назад +2

    Scratch the surface, there’s always a little bit left

  • @casualfox3572
    @casualfox3572 3 года назад +5

    Back when European countries had their own identity. England has shown you the way, join us.

    • @mixodorians12
      @mixodorians12 3 года назад +3

      They all have our own identities, but we all look the same to you because we all hate the Engkish.

  • @fredmila
    @fredmila 6 лет назад +3

    Oh how I remember Juergen the German

  • @rageagainstthenumpty4608
    @rageagainstthenumpty4608 3 года назад +2

    Now manager of Liverpool FC

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 3 года назад +4

    I am offensive and I find this German.

  • @skar5541
    @skar5541 4 месяца назад

    The man that made the Berghaus jacket fashionable.

  • @Gennettor-nc8kx
    @Gennettor-nc8kx 5 месяцев назад +1

    Brilliant.

  • @select899
    @select899 13 лет назад +2

    This is a very clever sketch.

  • @johnlyons4836
    @johnlyons4836 5 лет назад +3

    I love ❤️ GERMANY 🇩🇪 best country in the world 👍

    • @SuperLordpig
      @SuperLordpig 5 лет назад +6

      John Lyons Angela Merkel's open door immigration policy has ruined Germany.

    • @brianmasters1125
      @brianmasters1125 5 лет назад +1

      Second best.

  • @PiretBCN
    @PiretBCN 12 лет назад +4

    "Maybe I am a little bit crazy..." Maybe? lol

  • @andrewdaley3081
    @andrewdaley3081 5 лет назад

    Try getting this on the TV now. Andy England 🇬🇧🤣

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 5 лет назад

      @mrgeorge118 come now Mrgeorge you no that not true. next you will be telling me were slowly but surely entering a police state were the citizens get serverly punished for daring to protect themselves from criminals with problems etc. Andy England🇬🇧

    • @domwaller7391
      @domwaller7391 5 лет назад

      @@andrewdaley3081 police have been cut so badly by the current spineless self interested government that ppl ain't even scared of em these days what police state??? Lol election ain't about brexit ppl are suffering coz of the current regime, universal credit, austerity etc etc

  • @viviennebolger739
    @viviennebolger739 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣 Harry Enfield is a legend

  • @christl301
    @christl301 14 лет назад +1

    No matter how many timesI watch this I still laugh

  • @ianmangham4570
    @ianmangham4570 4 года назад +2

    LMAO,every time i meet a German i say "No need to apologise"

  • @bazf7742
    @bazf7742 3 года назад +1

    Us Brits love the germans !!

  • @backcombed2559
    @backcombed2559 4 года назад +5

    the comedy was great then this shoe ,father ted ,brass eye ,alan partridge,a golden age ,thats why im funny

  • @enchmengas6394
    @enchmengas6394 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣 the end just got me

  • @sebastianbernabe3800
    @sebastianbernabe3800 2 года назад +2

    Anyone come from Vettel?

  • @IrieSven
    @IrieSven 14 лет назад +1

    Hahahaha, this is sooooo funny, briliant, absolute masterpiece!

  • @nickwood4776
    @nickwood4776 5 лет назад +5

    "They don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwareing!"

  • @davidrose1847
    @davidrose1847 Год назад +1

    This is often me at a Bus Stop LLM

  • @krachenford9594
    @krachenford9594 3 года назад +4

    Very good, accurate and precise!
    Laughed my german arse off!
    Greetings!!!!!🇩🇪
    Where is the british flag?

  • @LCdrDerrick
    @LCdrDerrick 5 лет назад +12

    It's Jürgen, with 'Ü', not Jurgen, whilst Motörhead is not neccesarily in the most urgent need of an 'Ö'! ;)

    • @yup3398
      @yup3398 4 года назад

      In English it's just a u.

    • @Coppertunes
      @Coppertunes 4 года назад

      Whoaa, Id hate to play you at alphabet top trumps.

    • @LCdrDerrick
      @LCdrDerrick 4 года назад

      @@Coppertunes It's just that there are Günthers as well as Gunthers in Germany, but there are only Jürgens, Jurgens do not exist at all in this very language.

    • @LCdrDerrick
      @LCdrDerrick 3 года назад

      @Top Jimmy Sorry! Mitchell and Webb had even a sketch about it!

  • @vinunleaded
    @vinunleaded 2 года назад +1

    Haha. Believe me, stuff really does run on time in Germany. If the train is late by over a minute the company is fined 👍

    • @juavi6987
      @juavi6987 Год назад

      Actually the German Railways is known for being not on time.

  • @jeannietapner5016
    @jeannietapner5016 2 года назад

    I am urgling the horizon 😂

  • @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
    @MarianMurphy-rz8ej 8 месяцев назад

    I’m still waiting for someone to say to me ‘you no longer deserve to have me inflict my foul person upon you. I shall do you the service of henceforth forthwith shutting up my trap’
    12+ years later…I’m still waiting…
    Still waiting..

  • @thaltrail9142
    @thaltrail9142 6 лет назад

    In Berlin right now and couldn't help but think of this old Harry Enfield sketch😂

  • @ВладимирКруглов-к9о

    Reminds me so much of Benny Hill's German professor sketch, down to the way of speaking.

  • @zafmal2935
    @zafmal2935 5 лет назад +1

    i remember in the early 80s, some German writers were complaining about how the English were still obsessed about the way and how this was reflected in English television, ( re : Allo Allo, Fawlty Towers, Dads Army etc...).
    I hope they never saw Jurgen !!!!

    • @zafmal2935
      @zafmal2935 5 лет назад

      typo....obsessed about the war...

    • @zafmal2935
      @zafmal2935 4 года назад

      Sorry mate, its been a while since I passed my GCSE english lang !!!

  • @mmscott9
    @mmscott9 13 лет назад +7

    its true, the buses are never late in germany

    • @lapamful
      @lapamful 6 лет назад

      And why the hell would you want to take a bus when you have Audi, BMW, Mercedes, VW, Porsche... and the autobahn! haha

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti 6 лет назад

      lapamful
      Japanese and Taiwanese cars are better/more reliable than modern german cars

    • @martinputt6421
      @martinputt6421 6 лет назад

      OsamaBinObama
      Yeah because Toyota really didn't have to pull 10000000 cars from the roads and back to the factories due to them being a huge fire hazard. Can't remember the last time BMW or VW had to do that.

    • @kanervatie
      @kanervatie 6 лет назад

      Taiwanese cars? :D Japanese cars break as much as every German car.

  • @christl301
    @christl301 13 лет назад +1

    Pure gold...

  • @danbroome8772
    @danbroome8772 2 месяца назад

    This is Actually how future German 🇩🇪 tourists will be 🥹👍🤪 TOLD YOU! 😂🤪👍

  • @sirpaulconwaysirpaulconway6944
    @sirpaulconwaysirpaulconway6944 4 года назад +1

    Fucking classic... Use too laugh at this 20 years ago ha ha

  • @malcolmthompson597
    @malcolmthompson597 25 дней назад

    Recently (2024) I heard from a Japanese person in Germany that buses and trains are often late and the streets have a lot of rubbish everywhere.

  • @palimpsestransparent
    @palimpsestransparent 4 года назад +5

    Which of the 2 pixels is harry enfield?

  • @steven8hamilton
    @steven8hamilton 12 лет назад +3

    In Frankfurt my flight was delayed AND the train to Stuttgart was late

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold 5 лет назад

      it woud never haf happened under ze Nazis!

  • @unelectedbureaucrat2003
    @unelectedbureaucrat2003 4 месяца назад +3

    We fought the wrong war

  • @samholden4171
    @samholden4171 Год назад

    I used to write to a nice german penpal with blonde hair & glasses i wish i married him now 😔😭

  • @zt1788
    @zt1788 4 года назад +1

    Clearly DB was better back when this was filmed. Lucky if your train/bus comes at all these days.

  • @osandasenarathne356
    @osandasenarathne356 3 года назад +2

    Who’s here after vettel’s top gear interview video😂😂

  • @smile768
    @smile768 4 года назад +17

    Zis is not tolerated now! The ‘open and inclusive’ culture police at the BBC have banned all humour and have erased it from the archives.

    • @fortitudevalance8424
      @fortitudevalance8424 4 года назад

      The more they try to erase it the more it will be watched. I love the old comedies.

    • @Trikeboy2
      @Trikeboy2 4 года назад

      Why would they ban this? Stop being a sensitive snowflake.

    • @fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888
      @fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 4 года назад

      @@Trikeboy2 They didn't and wouldn't. Ignore him. He's just a tedious internet gammon trying to stir the shit.

  • @sidarthur8706
    @sidarthur8706 6 лет назад

    the germans own 1/4 of british public transport and still buses are often late or cancelled, and the ones that are early leave earlier than advertised, i don't know what those germans think they're playing at

  • @johnjenks7812
    @johnjenks7812 6 лет назад

    This is the typical german man so funny!😂

    • @leonnrw366
      @leonnrw366 6 лет назад

      John Jenks nah its not

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 Год назад

    I’m half-Austrian and this is classic 😂

  • @fishyc150
    @fishyc150 5 лет назад +4

    Germans dont say "brrrr" for being cold. They say "vvvvvv"

  • @Forestgravy90
    @Forestgravy90 5 лет назад

    A friend of mine at university said the buses and trains aren't on time just as much as us