Surprised he doesn't dump a line like, "You say this is a love spell but in reality it's clearly a chemical imbalance which while humorous is quite risky to the endocrine system long term."
Everyone's talking about how loyal the men are but no one talks about those who embraced it. Leo not only accepts it but immediatley announces her as queen lol
I love that Kum Haehyun built her buff-grandad mech with a "romance filter" in the first place. Just building the thing like "Doot doot, arm connects here, gotta hide my identity, doot-dee-doo, WHY EVEN HAVE A ROBOT IF IT ISN'T CAPABLE OF LOVE?" I like to imagine that just the bot falls in love with Elephet, and Haehyung be punching in commands in the cockpit like "ABORT, ABORT, CONTROL-ALT-LEAVE-HER-ASS" before giving up and ejecting from it before the honeymoon.
Forced romantic enslavement. Could this be the deadliest Instant Kill in all of Guilty Gear? The power to make one obey out of blind adoration or sexual intent is a power like non other after all.
Dizzy, Ky and Slayer are all doing their best to remain devoted to their spouses. Meanwhile, Sin's over here like "welp, time to fuck my aunt." Also, I think it's wholesome that Zato's response is "You cannot compare to her". He's really quite devoted to Millia.
this is the same person who deadass had to ask where Sol fit in the family tree, Sin probably didn't even get think through the ramifications of said conversatio
Sol: -REMEMBER YESTERDAY!!! -My heart is beating like a drum! -Sweet and sour... Ky: -I have a wife and kid, Please don't do this to me! -Dizzy... please, i need your guindace! -? Zato -You can't compare to her. -i'm afraid i have to decline -? Millia: -Have i chosen the yuri route? -love dares to speak it's name? -This is a whole new world... May: -Dynamic Housewifes?... -Not in front of johnny! -? Johnny: -I don't need anymore members! -? -? Chipp: -A honey trap... -My first lady! (?) -go get the certificate, now! (?) Potemkim: -We can start with a platonic friendship... -I cannot, i have a mission! -My heart... Venom: -ZATOOOO-SAMAAAA -My loyalty cannot be broken! -You can't tempt me! Slayer: -No, i cannot... Sharon! -Dear, have i lost my edge. -Youthful vigour... Faust: -This is bad medicine indeed! -I only got eyes for you! eer, eye. -I'm seeing a rapid increase in pulse! Elphelt: -My womanhood has peaked! -If this works i'll cry forever -I'll just take anyone... Ramlethal: -Is this what you like? -What is this feeling... -? Leo: -My subjects... i give you our queen! -All of Illiria will rejoice! -? Bedman: -You can't replace Deliah! -You can't just steal my heart, you witch! (?) -are you trying to corrupt me? Kum: -Romance filters severely damaged -? -? Sin: -Farewell, Virginity... -I feel... at peace. -I feel like floating on a cloud Axl: -I'm melting! well, mostly -Keep the pearly gates... those hills -i'll happily welcome this KO I-No: -A duet? fine by me. -You're playing me like a strat... -Con tenerezza! Jam: -I'm okay if you're okay -? -? Raven: -What are you going to do? -I won't if you won't kill. -? Jack-o: -Birth of a new-age coulpe? -? -? Those are all i know right now...
jam's line is just cute, the ones about loyalty to their partner are just really fun for their character, milla is realizing her fate, jack-o has already forgot sol, ram's line shows her curisoty, and sins line is...
So if sin knows about the concept of virginity this implies sin knows what sex is meaning sin thinks sex and the way a child is born are not related in any shape or form
@certifiedcoomclassic I guess now is as good a time as any, but you must prove yourself first. Follow my instructions perfectly: First, you must travel to Africa and hunt down a leopard. Once you do, you must discard all weapons and slay it with your bear hands. Take the animals remains to the closet village and have the village elder perform the ceremonial rite of passage. Don't worry, it's a simple ceremony where you just need to eat the panther's tongue and burn its body. If the village should lack an elder, try again at the next one over. Once the ceremony is over, a man in a suit will walk up to you and hand you an item. The item is a clue that will guide you to another item, which is a clue to yet another item. Keep hunting down the items, and you'll eventually be led to a building with a blue door. Present all your items, and three people will come out and give you three trials. Should you pass all three trials, you will be allowed to join The Guild Once you're a member, you'll be allowed to access our archive containing all of the knowledge we have at our disposal. This knowledge includes, but is not limited to, the true purpose of aglets, the location of Waldo, and the definition of "Dynamic Housewifes."
Wait a minute, if El is based off Aria, and Sin is Aria's grandson, would that make El Sins aunt/grandmother? And Dizzy is El's sister/daughter? oh ye gods..
![Find Your One Way [With Lyrics] (Sol Theme) - Guilty Gear Strive OST](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_wctYnmYhj8/mqdefault.jpg)
Is no one gonna mention the desperate cry of " I have a wife and child! Please, do not make me do this". Man, he tried
Corvo269 the reason why i love him
And slayer
"No... I cannot! Sharon!
Lmao what about dizzy “I have a son!...”
Ky and Dizzy tried resisting due to family.
Meanwhile their son “Farewell...Virginity”.
Then there's Potemkin not wanting to abandon his mission, respect.
"Farewell...Virginity" - Sin Kiske
Best quote of Guilty Gear
4 years later still can't beat that quote.
remember, sin has like 3 years
@@valentds And Elpy is a clone of "his maternal grandmother"!
That's technically his aunt by the way.
the fact that zato says "you cannot compare to her!" brings tears to my eyes
Pretty sure Bedman has a line where he just goes "You can't replace Delilah!" and like... Damn. After Strive that just hits harder.
I once had some sweet memories...
@@TheDancerMacabre It's worth remains all the same..
“You aren’t as hot as the girl I kidnapped when she was 10 and I was 18 and I them groomed into my private military” beautiful, true love
@@Krisorsomething.How can i remember those moments, sweetheart?
"I have a wife and child! Please, do not make me do this!"
- that's some dark shit
WingsTM well he does and it isn't that dark
NTR
Half of the dudes are like, "I'm taken" and most of the girls are like "hell yeah! yuri!"
Besides Leo, that man just accepted his fate like that.
@@fernweh123I don't think Leo is married
@@Void-rj3sq that was the point. Accepting the fate of having a wife
“Have I chosen the Yuri route?”
Sin fr was ready for it too
How does sin understand the concept of virginity but doesn't know where babies come from lmao
They pop out of your eyes
He thinks virginity relates to your eyes
She's gonna rip out his other eye
You know, you loose It when you hold hands, very naughty, i know.
Who knew guilty gear had so many loyal husbands.
And for once bedman doesnt deliver an entire TED talk
Surprised he doesn't dump a line like, "You say this is a love spell but in reality it's clearly a chemical imbalance which while humorous is quite risky to the endocrine system long term."
@@jonathansotelo4877we were robbed from this
Everyone's talking about how loyal the men are but no one talks about those who embraced it. Leo not only accepts it but immediatley announces her as queen lol
Well, I mean, why not?
You got a big tiddy hot ass waifu that literally shoots you to get married.
If I was single, I'd be like "Let's fuckin go"
He found his reason to "Not Die"
I would make that person my King/Queen as well.
shoutout to venom for being gay
millia : have i chosen the yuri route.....
beast from the east doki doki
I need a drink XD
Nope, Yuri Route chose you.
milla played some visual novels
millia you are from russia you can't do that
Jhonny: *get shoot* I don't need more members
May DID NOT like that.
"Dynamic housewives?"
May be like : listen here ya little shit directly aimed at her xd
@@rexflamevermillion5527 she proceed to shoot her too
I love that Kum Haehyun built her buff-grandad mech with a "romance filter" in the first place. Just building the thing like "Doot doot, arm connects here, gotta hide my identity, doot-dee-doo, WHY EVEN HAVE A ROBOT IF IT ISN'T CAPABLE OF LOVE?"
I like to imagine that just the bot falls in love with Elephet, and Haehyung be punching in commands in the cockpit like "ABORT, ABORT, CONTROL-ALT-LEAVE-HER-ASS" before giving up and ejecting from it before the honeymoon.
Also, Ram, whoah there.
@@cr820 ram sounded so emotionless. Sounds like she's figuring out emotions.
Control-alt-leave-her-ass.... I love it.
I love that Kum💀
You didn't have to cut into the next character mid-sentence.
There's a bunch of other instant kill all characters videos. This one is way shorter because of the cuts. Way better imo
@@AlfredoTaken Just cut the shooting part and let us see the whole sentence
Potemkin trying to stay loyal to his mission
Gigachad grindset
Milia:"have i chosen the yuri route."
best dialoque in video games👌👌👌👌👌👌
AnimeWarrior69 no sins is funnier
"Farewell ... virginty. "- Sin Kiske
69 likes, congratz
The self awareness is great.
I couldn't stop laughing XD
I think Elphelt is building a harem.
Uh oh
A harem that consist of men, women and also children
@@gyonafra7686 Elphelt is a super horny bisexual creature!
@@gyonafra7686and family
Bisexual disaster (she's literally me)
So are we just going to ignore the fact she shot her own sister
Her 2 sisters technically... And Dizzy... And Sin... Which are technically still her family
And herself
Forced romantic enslavement. Could this be the deadliest Instant Kill in all of Guilty Gear? The power to make one obey out of blind adoration or sexual intent is a power like non other after all.
It certainly seems to be the only thing that might defeat Slayer :P
Pfft. I'd still hit that.
I'm Matpat and welcome to GAME THEORY!
@Polite Viking ya can like it now.b
And this, gentlemen, is why women are terrifying.
"I'm okay if your okay..."
-Every low tier character to a high level player, probably
Literally everyone: *"A w S h i t I S i m p i n a n d i l o v e i t"*
Bedman: *"Lol dont care thot"*
Sigma rule 543: "dont let them corupt you."
only zato, venom and bedman can resist XD
Miharu and KY and slayer
sol seemed to be trying to focus on the past so i'd count him in as well
potemkin
"what the hell, dude?" - bedman
And what about Baiken ?🤔
"REMEMBER YESTERDAY!!"
oooh Sol you're such a playa! lol
TheKiller_897 that's a regency to the song
Damn Zato is really loyal to Millia
Millia here just like "Wait... Am I gay?"
She makes people doubt their sexuality. She is too powerful to be alive!
Even when affected by an attract like attack, pot has his priorities straight
Elphelt's Gun might have been made by Dr. Doffenschmirtz. "The Simp Inator"
Even in love, Faust still has to do checkups.
Dizzy, Ky and Slayer are all doing their best to remain devoted to their spouses. Meanwhile, Sin's over here like "welp, time to fuck my aunt."
Also, I think it's wholesome that Zato's response is "You cannot compare to her". He's really quite devoted to Millia.
this is the same person who deadass had to ask where Sol fit in the family tree, Sin probably didn't even get think through the ramifications of said conversatio
Axl seems devoted to Megumi too. He says he’s melting, mostly. So there is the part of him that still loves megumi.
Not to mention Venom's love for Zato-1.
@@theodoreroberts8242 *robo ky
@@Nitosa *toaster
“Have I chosen the yuri route?”
No, it was chosen for you
i do know that each character have 3 different dialouges each shot
Sol:
-REMEMBER YESTERDAY!!!
-My heart is beating like a drum!
-Sweet and sour...
Ky:
-I have a wife and kid, Please don't do this to me!
-Dizzy... please, i need your guindace!
-?
Zato
-You can't compare to her.
-i'm afraid i have to decline
-?
Millia:
-Have i chosen the yuri route?
-love dares to speak it's name?
-This is a whole new world...
May:
-Dynamic Housewifes?...
-Not in front of johnny!
-?
Johnny:
-I don't need anymore members!
-?
-?
Chipp:
-A honey trap...
-My first lady! (?)
-go get the certificate, now! (?)
Potemkim:
-We can start with a platonic friendship...
-I cannot, i have a mission!
-My heart...
Venom:
-ZATOOOO-SAMAAAA
-My loyalty cannot be broken!
-You can't tempt me!
Slayer:
-No, i cannot... Sharon!
-Dear, have i lost my edge.
-Youthful vigour...
Faust:
-This is bad medicine indeed!
-I only got eyes for you! eer, eye.
-I'm seeing a rapid increase in pulse!
Elphelt:
-My womanhood has peaked!
-If this works i'll cry forever
-I'll just take anyone...
Ramlethal:
-Is this what you like?
-What is this feeling...
-?
Leo:
-My subjects... i give you our queen!
-All of Illiria will rejoice!
-?
Bedman:
-You can't replace Deliah!
-You can't just steal my heart, you witch! (?)
-are you trying to corrupt me?
Kum:
-Romance filters severely damaged
-?
-?
Sin:
-Farewell, Virginity...
-I feel... at peace.
-I feel like floating on a cloud
Axl:
-I'm melting! well, mostly
-Keep the pearly gates... those hills
-i'll happily welcome this KO
I-No:
-A duet? fine by me.
-You're playing me like a strat...
-Con tenerezza!
Jam:
-I'm okay if you're okay
-?
-?
Raven:
-What are you going to do?
-I won't if you won't kill.
-?
Jack-o:
-Birth of a new-age coulpe?
-?
-?
Those are all i know right now...
+D'Author glad to see ya have listed almost all the dialouges thanks:)
fl2kac no prob! once i get the game (in, like, next year) i'll probably make a video of all the dialogues...
D'Author poetry
@@dauthor1071 did you get the game
Sin: Farewell... virginity
I died
Well technically it is his aunt so
How messed up that sounds?
Ky reaction is gold
AIN'T NO WAY HE JUST SAID FAREWELL VIRGINITY
And to his own sister 😭😭😭
"have I Chosen THE YURI ROUTE - milla :)
i like how thry stay still for a while before the effect kicks in
The implication of Ramlethal's dialogue, wild.
When your IK makes Slayer doubt himself. > GG
jam's line is just cute, the ones about loyalty to their partner are just really fun for their character, milla is realizing her fate, jack-o has already forgot sol, ram's line shows her curisoty, and sins line is...
"have I chosen the yuri route?" Is there something you aren't telling us, Millia?
The amount of times she had ditched and threw zato under the bus is finally adding up
@@Tom-rd8dd shit, I don't blame her, I'd choose Elphelt over Zato any day.
"I'm okay if you're okay."
Is low key so so relatably hot.
Who's here after she got announced for epic seven collab?
Yes
Reporting in.
Dude, stop cutting to the next character mid sentence, i keep having to pause the damn video every 2 seconds.
Slow ass reading.
Weak eyes
“Farewell virginity” I’m dead
unfortunately, strive has no instant kills, so we dont get to see this again
Ramlethal- is this what you like ?
Jack-O -birth of a new age couple?
Elephant thinking - Is this what they call forbidden love?
elephant
ELEPHANT
"Farewell... Virginity"
SIN NO YOU'RE TOO YOUNG-
0:40 “Have I chosen the yuri route?” I’m screaming XD
SHEER HEART ATTACK!
The men are so wholesome!😭
...not Sin.
can we talk about raven?
@@jongetkerouan5887 *you rang?*
@@EripmavsDYraid stop being so kinky please
@@jongetkerouan5887 then quit hitting me....
Ya *dingus*
"Destroyed" Yes indeed
Johnny "What bullet?"
You're playing me like a Strat😮😮😮
The power of love conquers all...
0:40 Milla confirmed yuri love.
Nooo you're russian Millia
can't believe Raiden stole Elphet's idea of popping weapons of of their umm yeah
I'm surprised didn't use Eddie for the heart eyes on Zato. Y'know, because he himself doesn't have eyes
i swear i thought bedman said his sister's name when i last played. shit caught me so off guard.
There Multiple Lines For Each Characters.
SIN YOU ARE RELATED MAN
But I don’t care I don’t care
That right!
@@רןטרודלר
The hourglass-
"A-a honey trap!" 💀
Is it me or do i hear a faint sound of garrand ping when they get hit by a bullet?
0:46 Potemkin's fukkin' face xD
You need to reupload this where you dont skip them mid sentence dude
“Farewell… virginity…”
HUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?????
1:29 WAIT WUT??😂
So if sin knows about the concept of virginity this implies sin knows what sex is meaning sin thinks sex and the way a child is born are not related in any shape or form
**Starts playing Love Gun by KISS**
As a DDLC fan I agree with Millia.
Guilty Gear Xrd -REVELATOR- Elphelt's Instant Kill on All Girls
The men where all so wholesome...
Except sin.
Leo and chipp
Dizzy was pretty good
This makes me think.... How many things are inside her?
NO MILLIA, YOU’LL GET YOUR HAIR CAR DRIVERS LICENCE REVOKED
(She’s Russian for clarity, I thought the joke might be a little confusing)
My favorite moment was when millia said:"its specialling militaring operationing time" and special military operationed all over Ukraine.
@@agentorange9867 your taste of humor is dead like a half of million ukrainian soldiers
what the hell is this reply section
@@thatguy7546 usual politic discussions 🌝
@@thatguy7546 I was just making a joke about how gay people in Russia get their drivers licence taken away, I wasn’t talking about Ukraine
Everyone else: "Don't do this"
Ky: "*Welp goodbye Virginity!*"
That was sin not Ky
My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins
Considering how down bad El in the other versions of the dialogue, this comment is underrated ToT
0:28 What does Dynamic Housewifes mean?
I'll tell you when you're older.
@@Darkbeast42 so how about now?
@@Darkbeast42is now good enough?
@certifiedcoomclassic I guess now is as good a time as any, but you must prove yourself first. Follow my instructions perfectly:
First, you must travel to Africa and hunt down a leopard. Once you do, you must discard all weapons and slay it with your bear hands. Take the animals remains to the closet village and have the village elder perform the ceremonial rite of passage. Don't worry, it's a simple ceremony where you just need to eat the panther's tongue and burn its body. If the village should lack an elder, try again at the next one over. Once the ceremony is over, a man in a suit will walk up to you and hand you an item. The item is a clue that will guide you to another item, which is a clue to yet another item. Keep hunting down the items, and you'll eventually be led to a building with a blue door. Present all your items, and three people will come out and give you three trials. Should you pass all three trials, you will be allowed to join The Guild
Once you're a member, you'll be allowed to access our archive containing all of the knowledge we have at our disposal. This knowledge includes, but is not limited to, the true purpose of aglets, the location of Waldo, and the definition of "Dynamic Housewifes."
@@Darkbeast42Now maybe?
Even on her own sister??
And herself!
sisters*
@@taistealai5523 Jack-O is also the vessel of the women Elpy a clone of!
She is desperate...
Sweet home alabama
All that's missing is the Aba.
Heart Attack Bullets
1:23 1:26 1:03
How does the guy that thinks Babies come from your Eyes is the same that says "goodbye virginity" ? Does he even know what thay is?
Edited too fast, dude.
Bro what? 0:22
Glue eater never disqpoint me hahahaha
Bro, I wanna hear the voice lines
shoot me
Epic 7 gang
How did sin know about virginity?
as if she needed to shoot johnny
Can someone tell me the BGM name???
Wait a minute, if El is based off Aria, and Sin is Aria's grandson, would that make El Sins aunt/grandmother? And Dizzy is El's sister/daughter? oh ye gods..
Yuri Gear Xrd
👉👈
Oy vey...