F2 is nothing without me...

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
  • Showing Rob and Jon how to be funny like me
    ► Instagram: goo.gl/96V9N5
    ►Twitter: goo.gl/xHCC79
    ► Snapchat: NeatMikeYT
    ► PO Box:
    NeatMike
    PO Box 1104
    Eau Claire, WI 54702
    ► Outtro Song: Vegeta's Pride Remix
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    Guys I play with sometimes
    ►Jon Sandman: goo.gl/5KuQAI
    ►Woofless: goo.gl/m8Nn8k
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    NeatMike, Jon Sandman, and Woofless go to ranked to try and be the best at Rocket League again. End up playing mediocre, but hey at least we're funny right reddit? More raw Rocket League gameplay than you're used to. Hopefully you like it. Repenting Mike is now dead btw.

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  • @chalboi
    @chalboi 7 лет назад +1304

    Mike is more ripped that Robs dad..

    • @exectution5294
      @exectution5294 7 лет назад

      Retronix Says who?

    • @LostSkull1
      @LostSkull1 7 лет назад +14

      Neither one of them are ripped at all..

    • @parkerbragg7093
      @parkerbragg7093 7 лет назад +3

      TheDrakonz fight them then

    • @LostSkull1
      @LostSkull1 7 лет назад +1

      Parker Bragg i would if I had a problem with then but I love them all! I'm just saying... they aren't strong lol

    • @adam-wk4kc
      @adam-wk4kc 7 лет назад

      True

  • @jessewolford2354
    @jessewolford2354 Год назад +36

    bro I’m rewatching old neat mike videos and it feels so ridiculously nostalgic

  • @alexgonzalez2622
    @alexgonzalez2622 5 лет назад +13

    Just rewatched this video for god knows how many times and this man could have been something big....

  • @tormentordragon
    @tormentordragon 7 лет назад +105

    I stopped watching porn for this mike.

    • @NeatMike
      @NeatMike  7 лет назад +77

      this is porn

    • @Mt_Suji
      @Mt_Suji 7 лет назад +1

      Tormentor Dragon 😂

    • @Mt_Suji
      @Mt_Suji 7 лет назад +4

      NeatMike so much true

  • @Crondax
    @Crondax 7 лет назад +768

    Wheres the cooking video?

  • @NeatMike
    @NeatMike  7 лет назад +793

    hope you guys are ready to find out where neatmike's been...

  • @garretmiles1450
    @garretmiles1450 7 лет назад +136

    4 seasons of mike
    Repenting
    Messy
    Toxic
    Neat
    Wait toxic isn't a season he's always toxic

  • @the_c_mark1166
    @the_c_mark1166 7 лет назад +159

    When F2 records I first look on mikes channel to watch bc it's straight cancer then to Jons for the pure joy and if it's not on either of those I say fuck it bc I ain't watching Robs perspective

  • @Shivaxi
    @Shivaxi 7 лет назад +25

    I am one of those mods =p

    • @wesleywinklaar
      @wesleywinklaar 4 года назад +1

      diz_zy Cause he misses the goat RUclipsr

    • @Noone-ii4kv
      @Noone-ii4kv 4 года назад

      @diz_zy why is everyone here now lol

    • @onebrushyboi478
      @onebrushyboi478 4 года назад +7

      @@Noone-ii4kv cause we all miss NeatMike and just wanna enjoy the precious memorys we had of Mike

    • @umbra.
      @umbra. 3 года назад

      @@onebrushyboi478 agreed

  • @DAKILLER29
    @DAKILLER29 7 лет назад +2

    Mike, I am so glad I found your channel. Your sense of humor and jokes are what makes me keep watching. Keep doing what you're doing bro

  • @daireh3980
    @daireh3980 7 лет назад +259

    mike your literally are the worst player in F2, but your the best you feel me? FEEL ME PLEASE

    • @NeatMike
      @NeatMike  7 лет назад +112

      unzip your pants and i'll feel you all night

    • @Mt_Suji
      @Mt_Suji 7 лет назад

      NeatMike 😂😂❤️❤️

    • @oliveradam8953
      @oliveradam8953 7 лет назад +2

      unzip your pants? i prefer winrar

    • @nickcrompton2161
      @nickcrompton2161 7 лет назад +1

      creamofthecop k neatmike is the best player in f2 100%

    • @jackskellington8915
      @jackskellington8915 6 лет назад

      Feed me grapes And call me HU MU

  • @Wynner3
    @Wynner3 7 лет назад +1

    I usually watch Jon's videos, but this one is half the length of his. Thank you for saving me time.

  • @spoofy1487
    @spoofy1487 7 лет назад +24

    2 days in a row? Is this the new thing? Are you now NeaterMike? XD

  • @TEEGHOSTGOD
    @TEEGHOSTGOD 7 лет назад +2

    Finally some new NeatMike content, I got so desperate at one point I even watched like 5 mins of Jon Sandman

  • @Mickels26
    @Mickels26 7 лет назад +10

    What do professional fisherman use?
    Masterbait

  • @Jaws0127
    @Jaws0127 7 лет назад +2

    This is a classic F2 Rocket League video

  • @TacticaHardcoreLegit
    @TacticaHardcoreLegit 7 лет назад +4

    Lol your April fools joke was not being toxic😂 god I love you Mike

  • @JasonS4529
    @JasonS4529 Год назад +1

    Mike really hitting Psycho before it was popular 11:40

  • @VOLPHINZ
    @VOLPHINZ 7 лет назад +164

    I only watch your channel for the outros.

    • @NeatMike
      @NeatMike  7 лет назад +43

      glad someone appreciates the time i put into getting dope songs for you guys

    • @VOLPHINZ
      @VOLPHINZ 7 лет назад

      NeatMike lmfao

    • @hellenkeller532
      @hellenkeller532 7 лет назад +1

      Volphis I make the outros mike lies to you

    • @VOLPHINZ
      @VOLPHINZ 7 лет назад

      exposed

    • @hellenkeller532
      @hellenkeller532 7 лет назад +3

      Volphis HELP IM TRAPPED HE WONT LET ME OUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

  • @austinlulow9295
    @austinlulow9295 7 лет назад

    "Rob, what in the fucking fuck?" Followed by, "montage this, bitch!" That shit makes me cry. Funny stuff man.

  • @minglemongle3399
    @minglemongle3399 7 лет назад +66

    Is it bad that for a solid two weeks I thought your name was MEATMike?

    • @NeatMike
      @NeatMike  7 лет назад +39

      yea

    • @minglemongle3399
      @minglemongle3399 7 лет назад +11

      NeatMike tbh meatmike sounds better

    • @Luke-wb9vc
      @Luke-wb9vc 7 лет назад +4

      MeatMike name change confirmed

    • @EncryptedID
      @EncryptedID 7 лет назад +3

      mmmmm I love the taste of meatmike

  • @Deathnote0-_-0
    @Deathnote0-_-0 7 лет назад

    "If there is one thing a saiyan keeps, his pride"
    most epic Vegeta ever!!!

  • @SeahawkGinger
    @SeahawkGinger 7 лет назад +5

    Two videos in back-to-back days? Mike will have an upload schedule before long.

  • @krstudio6391
    @krstudio6391 5 лет назад +2

    I miss this

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-ss4ff
    @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-ss4ff 6 лет назад +3

    13:57 jon😂😂😂

  • @CrazySOB_
    @CrazySOB_ 7 лет назад

    11:30 that guy went flyinnngggg. 😂

  • @ScibbieGames
    @ScibbieGames 7 лет назад +36

    and I thought I was early with 9 views.. then I saw the likes...

    • @ScibbieGames
      @ScibbieGames 7 лет назад +2

      neatmikes definitely botting

    • @sitro0078
      @sitro0078 7 лет назад

      Scibbie / ǝıqqıɔS are u joking or no

    • @ScibbieGames
      @ScibbieGames 7 лет назад

      Sitro007 of course I am

  • @samsangsari2380
    @samsangsari2380 4 года назад +2

    7:44till 8:05 is the funniest shit ever😂😂😂

  • @PlatinumXGre
    @PlatinumXGre 7 лет назад +10

    And here i thought i was going to get food... Mike's videos are food, i must consume.

    • @NeatMike
      @NeatMike  7 лет назад +9

      you will eat in 14 minutes don't worry

    • @PlatinumXGre
      @PlatinumXGre 7 лет назад

      Also, loving the outro tunes man!

  • @sawyerstone6678
    @sawyerstone6678 7 лет назад

    This reminds me of when I used to talk about people behind their backs with my friends in elementary school. Ah the good ol days

  • @sussee1129
    @sussee1129 7 лет назад +6

    Sometimes I think mikes voice sounds like a pre-pubescent bane 😂

  • @benbecs8655
    @benbecs8655 7 лет назад

    Went to the Emergency Room last week and was super bummed, but then I watched your videos all night and I forgot where I even was. Thank you so much for that!

  • @mafftheholy8370
    @mafftheholy8370 7 лет назад +20

    Why didn't you tell us you were an alcoholic?

  • @mr.wolfgang4130
    @mr.wolfgang4130 7 лет назад +2

    You wanna hear a funny joke. Ok you've convinced me here we go: Neat Mike

  • @kylelloyd1618
    @kylelloyd1618 7 лет назад +3

    just love your vids keep it up

  • @lukedixon2148
    @lukedixon2148 7 лет назад

    NeatMikes RL skills are fueled by the nightmares and broken dream of small children

  • @aske4248
    @aske4248 7 лет назад +4

    9:45 What tf was that bounce...

  • @alessandroa9596
    @alessandroa9596 7 лет назад

    Between Jon, Rob and Mike, I like Mike the most by far

  • @zayanhans6770
    @zayanhans6770 7 лет назад +9

    What in the fucking fuck
    -RepentingMike

  • @nova3514
    @nova3514 7 лет назад

    My god I think I laughed out loud "approximately 300 times" during that 14 minute period. You are hilarious Mike

  • @Death_Sweet
    @Death_Sweet 7 лет назад +4

    Correction, Jon and robs views are nothing without Mike

  • @StealRubles
    @StealRubles 7 лет назад

    "All he wanted was twitch moderation."
    I literally died laughing at this part.

  • @moiz_0125
    @moiz_0125 7 лет назад +65

    I think you have a neat mic.
    Sorry. I'll leave now

  • @Andydekon
    @Andydekon 7 лет назад +1

    jon: "F2 is toxic"
    mike:'F2 is nothing without me"

  • @simongama9877
    @simongama9877 7 лет назад +132

    Someday Mike will find this comment, if it gets lost then tell Mike I'm fine :)

    • @simongama9877
      @simongama9877 7 лет назад +3

      let's go out Mike

    • @hellenkeller532
      @hellenkeller532 7 лет назад +9

      Simon Gama I will make sure he finds you

    • @simongama9877
      @simongama9877 7 лет назад +2

      Hellen Keller OMG Hellen Keller Mike get this fucking bitch out of here

    • @bub7097
      @bub7097 7 лет назад

      too bad you couldn't find anything Kappa

  • @mlok4216
    @mlok4216 7 лет назад

    2 videos in 2 days? daaamn, Repenting Mike gave us his blessing!

  • @harrisonking4025
    @harrisonking4025 7 лет назад +21

    Wishing Mike's last name was hawk. Mike Hawk. Get it?

  • @ronster1703
    @ronster1703 7 лет назад

    Mike, you don't need to make Rob look like an MC RUclipsr, because he already IS one.

  • @coledorner
    @coledorner 7 лет назад +31

    hair turtorial plzzzz

    • @NeatMike
      @NeatMike  7 лет назад +39

      hmmm....i like this idea

    • @ioannisp5725
      @ioannisp5725 7 лет назад

      NeatMike bro not even kidding do a hair tutorial u have nice ass hair

    • @thelastwordme9437
      @thelastwordme9437 7 лет назад +1

      jumpinioannis edit that hair part out

  • @yummyjeffrey6441
    @yummyjeffrey6441 5 лет назад +1

    Can’t wait for the vid coming out today 🔥

  • @hellenkeller532
    @hellenkeller532 7 лет назад +4

    Thinking about uploading try not to fap challenge hellen edition

  • @wyattcusick5824
    @wyattcusick5824 7 лет назад +1

    NeatMike:so kronovi's dad hates me
    Rob:amazing
    Jon:so cool right I love it

  • @erikwso2413
    @erikwso2413 7 лет назад +4

    "Grand champion"

  • @Skyblue-kk4zq
    @Skyblue-kk4zq 7 лет назад +1

    Such a funny episode, 'my mums dead'

  • @tariqc5760
    @tariqc5760 7 лет назад +8

    Let us never forget. #JonBalledRizzo

  • @Senna119514
    @Senna119514 7 лет назад

    Jon can be my captain, but only Mike can be "MiKing"!

  • @tobey-sanintheanimeunivers9657
    @tobey-sanintheanimeunivers9657 7 лет назад +3

    Why people comment...
    10% to share their feelings
    90% to get a heart my mike
    Im with the 90%

  • @huw1686
    @huw1686 7 лет назад

    "You could have told me we were in a game" classic mike

  • @benehrismann2750
    @benehrismann2750 7 лет назад +3

    Mike... Play some CSGO please! The benefits are that you can be with your ultra toxic people, and you can learn Russian in a couple of days!

  • @redviper57
    @redviper57 7 лет назад

    That vegeta scene is so fucking awesome. one of the best moments in dragon ball

  • @mlgroly4661
    @mlgroly4661 7 лет назад +5

    #JoinTheWeebSide

  • @varsigaming2364
    @varsigaming2364 7 лет назад

    "I can Yolo this" Woofless "dont use words like that rob" Mike lol

  • @foury
    @foury 7 лет назад +25

    mike what's your name?

  • @ryanwhitlock7350
    @ryanwhitlock7350 7 лет назад

    Jon and Mike's videos came out at around the same time and you can BET YOUR ASS I clicked on Mike's video!

  • @MultiColouredBills
    @MultiColouredBills 7 лет назад +3

    totally off topic but what car is the middle car here at 5:34 ?

    • @edge_man_yt4704
      @edge_man_yt4704 7 лет назад +1

      Safarhi Enzo

    • @MultiColouredBills
      @MultiColouredBills 7 лет назад

      it doesnt show up for me is it just PC or like how do you get that?

    • @_TRUESIGHT_
      @_TRUESIGHT_ 7 лет назад

      Safarhi you get it in the turbo crate and the skin you also get separately in that crate

    • @lime7494
      @lime7494 6 лет назад

      Gizmo

    • @willhaack6094
      @willhaack6094 6 лет назад

      It's not called Enzo. It's called endo. You can get it in the turbo crate. I have it and is pretty easy to trade for it. Hope that helped :)

  • @thotdestroyer4j164
    @thotdestroyer4j164 6 лет назад +1

    New mike Is more ripped than anyone

  • @leev0100
    @leev0100 7 лет назад +4

    Is Rob even in the F2 beacuse robs name is woofless Lft.And Lft means left the team

  • @theblitzman9062
    @theblitzman9062 7 лет назад

    "I'm moving some skill points around" 😂😂

  • @sisloversmeepic5015
    @sisloversmeepic5015 7 лет назад +3

    Helen Keller is my girlfriend

  • @goonber7869
    @goonber7869 7 лет назад +2

    when your watching neatmike and get a notification that jon uploaded.... sorry jon. am not watching today!

  • @12gauge_shawtyy
    @12gauge_shawtyy 5 лет назад +1

    Poor Mikey has the gym and the bar mixed up

  • @explisit
    @explisit 7 лет назад

    "i know a bridge nearby, meet there in 10?" i can't xD

  • @supersupersuperme
    @supersupersuperme 7 лет назад

    He loves it when Rob sticks it in his exhaust pipe. No softcore here.

  • @NickTwithADHD
    @NickTwithADHD 7 лет назад +1

    You are the backbone of this team

  • @JD2RARE
    @JD2RARE 7 лет назад +2

    Mike is 10 times more ripped than my math homework...

  • @myboynick2259
    @myboynick2259 6 лет назад +1

    NeatMike Wooffless really be Captain lol

  • @Anndress07
    @Anndress07 7 лет назад

    Oh come on Mike, we all are nothing without you

  • @owenbillie5216
    @owenbillie5216 7 лет назад

    Mike you are my savior, I will forever worship you.

  • @mcFrost-lk1vr
    @mcFrost-lk1vr 7 лет назад

    Neatmike your saying I love you to people video cracked me up 😂

  • @noel-nz7sb
    @noel-nz7sb 7 лет назад

    Skill +5 commentary -5 being a funny raper -+10

  • @peytonnorman2344
    @peytonnorman2344 7 лет назад

    Every song in your outros are so sick. Please give us a playlist.

  • @angel10perez
    @angel10perez 6 лет назад +1

    @11:24 Best vegeta song description!

    • @angel10perez
      @angel10perez 4 года назад

      I’m glad I posted this comment. Came back just for this minute.

  • @holysprit2187
    @holysprit2187 5 лет назад

    I have flash backs of watching woofless play mine raft

  • @murph6802
    @murph6802 7 лет назад

    7:50 what a shot though Mike, maybe lucky, maybe not....

  • @matejrobar5808
    @matejrobar5808 7 лет назад

    I love the fact that everyone in F2 loves Dragon Ball Z

  • @lucasm2562
    @lucasm2562 7 лет назад +2

    That picture of rob 💀💀💀💀

  • @Mercenarys
    @Mercenarys 7 лет назад

    Ya neat Mike is nothing without them 😂😂😂😂

  • @SamA-nj7yr
    @SamA-nj7yr 6 лет назад

    6:29 Jon genuinely cannot believe mike has said that 😂

  • @syedsamin2680
    @syedsamin2680 7 лет назад +1

    Mike is the daddy of F2

  • @natefroggy3626
    @natefroggy3626 7 лет назад +2

    you guys should do a video where you only talk with rocket league voice chat

  • @XPGamersful
    @XPGamersful 7 лет назад

    When Mike Said About The Minecraft Channel for rob I fucking died when the pri true piped up 😂😂😂

  • @DavidAdeyemi
    @DavidAdeyemi 7 лет назад

    Sandman - F2 is toxic
    Rob - This is what happens when you are toxic
    Mike - F2 is nothing without me
    They might be on to something...

  • @AwesomeGameReviewz
    @AwesomeGameReviewz 7 лет назад

    Mike seems happy playing with these guys

  • @HWU-sd7cp
    @HWU-sd7cp 7 лет назад

    At 1:50 when rob was speaking my hey Siri went off cuz it thought it was me

  • @Jmax-wj2be
    @Jmax-wj2be 7 лет назад

    Saw Rob made a F2 video *clicks* , sees Mike on up next *clicks*.

  • @robertruiz369
    @robertruiz369 7 лет назад

    3:01 Jon does an amazing Roger Klotz impression.

  • @TheUllty
    @TheUllty 7 лет назад

    piano begins all dbz fans get pumped af... Kakaroooooooot

  • @HidingninjaMC
    @HidingninjaMC 7 лет назад +1

    "Rob what in the fucking fuck" 😂

  • @Soccerrocks412
    @Soccerrocks412 7 лет назад

    1:04 best neatmike moment ever

  • @jarradowsley5017
    @jarradowsley5017 7 лет назад

    This was prob the funniest neatmike vid ever😂