I commit space insurance fraud in EVE Online

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025
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  • @Criken
    @Criken  Месяц назад +21

    Play EVE and get 1,000,000 Skill Points free! Explore unknown space, become an industry tycoon, join the biggest PvP battles in gaming, or commit space insurance fraud like me!
    eve.online/Criken

  • @gryphonkingbros847
    @gryphonkingbros847 Месяц назад +31

    14:12 I cannot describe how unfathomably funny it is hearing "We'll attack this as a warning" followed by a nuclear explosion with calm jazz music playing in the background

  • @connorfisher8921
    @connorfisher8921 Месяц назад +61

    This is the Space IRS, you can't escape us, Criken...

  • @rebeccavdh4803
    @rebeccavdh4803 Месяц назад +51

    I played this game from like 2008-2016. It is the LAST game I ever expected to see you play aha. I was playing Eve back when you were uploading your L4D content because L4d was too new and my PC could not run it, but Eve was already like 10 years old by that point

    • @redrat123321
      @redrat123321 Месяц назад +3

      Same here, low sec king back in the day.

    • @rebeccavdh4803
      @rebeccavdh4803 Месяц назад

      @@redrat123321 low sec gang. still hang out with some old eve buddies, the guy who got me into it in 2008 and I just played webfisshing the other day
      sadly all my old corps and in game friends are gone

    • @francinii
      @francinii Месяц назад

      criken was my go-to while fighting for pandemic horde

  • @halo7372
    @halo7372 Месяц назад +6

    5:58 He really said rosa parks before his sister lmao

  • @TheAtlasReview
    @TheAtlasReview Месяц назад +8

    You want to trade in this sector, you need to pass the Bechdel Test.
    - The pirates of Theta-Saredon XI

  • @lorumerthgaming
    @lorumerthgaming 26 дней назад +1

    war crimes? a normal day in EVE Online 😆

  • @OrificeHorus
    @OrificeHorus Месяц назад +8

    The actual fastest RUclips has delivered a video to me period

  • @bmg50barrett74
    @bmg50barrett74 Месяц назад +12

    My favorite streamer! Timmy! Also his sidekick Criken2.

  • @lynxia1464
    @lynxia1464 Месяц назад +4

    As a Wormholer/Explorer and based Caldari appreciater, hearing "Cormomants" was just golden

  • @Murto84
    @Murto84 Месяц назад +7

    Havent seen you since the Skyrim videos way back in the day. Loved the Eve video

  • @debtcollector5703
    @debtcollector5703 Месяц назад +25

    You must remain 2 light years away during Covid 19s social spacing.

    • @MystMagus
      @MystMagus Месяц назад +4

      It's lucky there's a lot of space in space.

  • @NeoViper64
    @NeoViper64 Месяц назад +5

    Max Cargo is fucking hilarious

  • @engulfedinfilth
    @engulfedinfilth Месяц назад +5

    did criken and charborg break up?

  • @DiegoGarcia-sb2qf
    @DiegoGarcia-sb2qf Месяц назад +6

    Probably not the best time to have an insurance scam lmao

  • @pprjackcheese
    @pprjackcheese Месяц назад

    "my 2 million is 3 dollars" thats the american dream baby

  • @pluralkumquat
    @pluralkumquat Месяц назад +5

    My boy Criken playing EVE? Pog.

  • @AtomicDonut4444
    @AtomicDonut4444 Месяц назад +4

    Don't worry, Borg. It's a victimless crime.

  • @Dwayne-h2v
    @Dwayne-h2v Месяц назад +6

    did someone say insurance? quite topical

  • @lefr33man
    @lefr33man Месяц назад +2

    Streaming EVE? That's a bold move, Cotton.

  • @chisps_
    @chisps_ Месяц назад +4

    wtf criken eve video huge

  • @idontknowgaming5653
    @idontknowgaming5653 Месяц назад +3

    Charbroil WILL evade the irs

  • @GadzWolf11
    @GadzWolf11 Месяц назад +3

    Hell yeah

  • @Techstriker1
    @Techstriker1 Месяц назад +2

    God, that AI always has that weird same undertone as the original professor, no matter how they tweak the voice lol, still hilarious.

  • @NovaBlueNova
    @NovaBlueNova Месяц назад

    Criken took a real long time to get to his own sister when naming women.

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 Месяц назад +1

    "big meanies with funny names" would be an amazing guild name 😂 great call using Timmy to make this dull MMO video hilarious

  • @Ryomahino135
    @Ryomahino135 Месяц назад +6

    God forgive me, I have a student who is as random as Timmy plus physical chaos. I love both.

  • @MisterYura
    @MisterYura Месяц назад

    i think jinx counts as a real woman just as much as marimari_en does tbh

  • @Kilroy_washere
    @Kilroy_washere Месяц назад

    Neat

  • @frothyjazz7425
    @frothyjazz7425 Месяц назад

    Get that bag, Mr.Criken.

  • @MultiMelodia
    @MultiMelodia Месяц назад +9

    I couldn't care less about eve online, but watched this entire vid just because of Timmy.

  • @dumbarchyyyyyyy5264
    @dumbarchyyyyyyy5264 Месяц назад +52

    Timmy is being overused

    • @MrJ0lly
      @MrJ0lly Месяц назад +14

      yeah, god forbid he plays an mmo with friends

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 Месяц назад +4

      The AI crap ruined his channel. The videos with friends are still good, but like half the videos are AI slop. If I wanted AI slop I'd just chat up ChatGPT

    • @mysticryder8508
      @mysticryder8508 Месяц назад +2

      I can see why you’d say that, but he’s been uploading for 16 years, can’t expect it to stay the same

    • @UrGonnaLuvMyNutz
      @UrGonnaLuvMyNutz Месяц назад +3

      Personally I like the AI stuff Criken does

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 19 дней назад +5

      @@UrGonnaLuvMyNutz Yeah, it's some of the funniest shit on the channel. Especially the ones with Charbo

  • @Ehnonamemoose
    @Ehnonamemoose Месяц назад +26

    that a.i thing is the worst gimmick so annoying

  • @potatosordfighter666
    @potatosordfighter666 Месяц назад +29

    AI garbage

  • @NeoViper64
    @NeoViper64 Месяц назад

    We found his corpse score 💀 Timmy was wild

  • @Druzbez
    @Druzbez Месяц назад +7

    Oh my god it's another sponsored video come on bro

  • @walnutyuh6456
    @walnutyuh6456 Месяц назад

    Early af

  • @SeditiousSpyke
    @SeditiousSpyke Месяц назад +1

    Oh look. 0.0 space still has interdiction spheres on the entry warpgate. So you just die. Great mechanic so glad to see the game evolve in 15 years away. Not

    • @148crusader
      @148crusader Месяц назад

      Stay mad, he could have made it back through the gate if he used his afterburner and actually turned on his tank. You can also use Warp Core Stablizers to beat the bubble.

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan Месяц назад +2

    Why is he still doing the weird baby bit, it's not funny anymore lol

  • @botmushin8878
    @botmushin8878 Месяц назад

    Propaganda

  • @RustingWolf
    @RustingWolf Месяц назад

    EVE sucks ass - my friend was obsessed with this trash for years

  • @spacecowboyblue2227
    @spacecowboyblue2227 5 часов назад

    Name 10 women ☠️

  • @ArtsyHumanbean
    @ArtsyHumanbean Месяц назад

    Ethical, moral, may I say even admirable? Ty for your service 🫡