50:50 10 year old me (an asshole) when my little brother says he won't give me back the ps2 controller so I can carry on playing Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets
By the time he exits floor 4 on the second run he has: -gotten Wish and Conclude from Neow -Wished for 75 gold at the cost of 2 health -gotten Fear No Evil, Flurry of Blows, Meditate and Rushdown in hallway fights I have never seen a better Watcher start, the rest of the act did not let up.
He’s literally like “I don’t like the watcher because she’s actually so op that I end up getting overconfident and losing” but then just plays her so bad that she’s actually just not all that strong for him compared to the other characters lol
@@asmith9554 well of course if there’s anyone that watches NL videos because they think he’s really good at every game he plays they are very delusional, we watch for the egg
I'm no slay the spire genius, but I feel like NL overrates Vault a bit. Unless you have some serious extra energy, it is often too clunky to play at all, essentially just letting you draw a new hand. Not saying it's useless or doesn't have excellent decks, but he snap picks it a lot
I really love Vault with my lean, wrath-blitz decks as a “break glass” option if I don’t have any Halts in hand. Other than that, it’s a skip - spot on with him overvaluing it. A lot of the time it’s a dead card with his card-dense, stance-dancing decks. Still love the content though.
That turn at 39:40 was crazy man. Exiting wrath immediately to play around using a vault was insane. Why not just do the damage/kill one and then fear no evil at the end? It ended up working out for him after the use of a potion (and a bit of luck) but it was risky and he could do a little bit more thinking with vault synergies before he tries too hard to play around it.
Vault is almost never worse than skipping even in isolation, this deck was a little shy on energy for it but it's still solid if it just lets you mulligan. Also had Meditate to recur it when playing it wasn't feasible.
Haha, this really makes me wanna pick up Slay the Spire again! It's like a good book you can’t put down. 📚 Plus, that strategy totally had me on the edge of my seat! What's everyone's fave deck to play? 🤔
Yes but playing eruption in hopes of getting indignation and or fear no evil is insane. He maximized his draw by playing inner peace in calm rather than gambling for wrath enabler.
"hawk tuah, conclude on that thing" is wild.
It irks me so, but I hold my tongue, knowing that each time I wince in dismay and protest, his resolve only doubles.
@@Ivanhoenn Take heart! NL's resolve shall crumble faster than a Defect without Focus.
@@lukewestfall1689 Many thanks brother, I feel shored up against this wicked onslaught
Type truah, comment on that thang.@@Ivanhoenn
@@lukewestfall1689 There is another path to Defect that many consider to be... Unnatural...
Finally, NL has ended this incredibly long Slay the Spire drought! Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
I was afraid it’d lost its place!! Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
A Guy Like Me: The Northernlion Autobiography
Omg, this needs to happen in a half decade on his "I've finally had enough internet" tour
17:07 me when I am five years old and I am contemplating whether I want a new LEGO set or coloured crayons from Santa this Christmas
+2
holy +2
+2
+2
+2
How many "for a guy like me" can he possibly say in one video
Ain't nothin but a peanut for a guy like him
Clearly not enough for a guy like him
@@phillystevesteak6982 +2
Don't get me wrong, I'm a different kind of beast: "for a guy like me" goes crazy here
Last video I stopped counting when he was at 4 in 15 minutes.
Also: too many
Slay the spire for lunch, clank for dinner. All the makings of a good diet.
librarian comp for dessert
As nutritious and filling as a Mango and Meat on the Bone.
0:20 A cameraman explains what a Dutch Angle is to Denis Villeneuve before expounding on their homelife and haircare routine
+2
Holy +2 Muad'dib
3:15 when I’m learning about the four fundamental interactions in physics and we haven’t gotten to gravity yet
+2
Bro doesn’t know about gauge theories
20:24 the protagonists of stone ocean explaining why they oppose father pucci
+2
severely underrated comment, +2
+2
25:03 New Testament god yearning for Old Testament solutions
27:50 when ash is selecting his starter
+2
+2
NL: "I can point to where it all went wrong"
Me: Slamming my finger up against the bald man on my screen - "So can I"
There hasn’t been enough StS for a guy like me.
There can never be enough StS for a guy like me.
You seem to be a different kind of beast
But what kind of guy are you?
We’re unemployed guys, of course we are first
We're lecture guys, of course we're sitting in the back watching NL
:(
We're unemployed guys of course this continues my depressive spiraling
We’re WFH guys, of course we stop working to watch NL pog out of his gourd
We're employed guys with shifts that are not the classic 9-5, of course we're here too.
16:50 my instructions for nap time as a baby to my parents
42:44 When it's No Nut November and you're doing your best, but...
+2
-2
+1
20:42 when i eat my 6th wing with Sean Evans
We're Hot Ones, of course it's a Hot One
39:52 card-art-accurate vault use? Never thought I'd see it
6:40 The Egyptian general when his soldiers ask him about Moses and the Israelites escaping across the Red Sea
+2 holy
A guy like me, seeing Spire from NL, gotta click that video, don't even need to do the math.
+2
29:44 the squad of a heist movie discussing their opinions on if a bank robbery would even be necessary for them
+2 people here are so funny 😂
I will never understand why NL will empty stance out of calm to dump the energy away knowing he has wrath next turn. its just... wild
We're slay the spire guys, of course that was a few too many days to wait
Finally, some good fucking food
27:50 Team Rocket when they meet Ash
48:10 Me commenting on the NASCAR drivers performance after he runs into a wall.
0:44 a 3 run runner when the judge decides to judge a winner after only 2 of 3 runs
This guy absolutely cannot resist playing vault
49:46 When the Buddha is explaining why you should get rid of material possessions.
I took a shot every time he added a card. I'm dead now 💀.
15:10 when you’re at the fifteen guy pregame and two girls walk in
45:50 me when I enter Victory Road without knowing I need to face my rival afterwards
+2
Egg the kinda guy to say his deci doesn't have enough damage and take a block right after.
It's like a portal to the past to before I'd figured out that battle hymn is way worse than it looks.
well it can pop off rarely and he's on his Battle Hymn high so he's picking it too often here
0:07 Humpty Dumpty on his apology tour recording his first video after shattering
NL uploading more slay the spire? Thats a dream come true for a guy like me.
the very first sentence of this video is such a mental flashbang I had to pause and comprehend what he just said
The path of most resistance is sadly the road less travelled
Dude that was a quality asf act 2. Im really loving these slay the spire episodes
managed to go infinite while watching this
beat the time keeper as well thanks to two pressure points that i transformed into
Fucked up the first attempt by being too conservative and trying to save attacks for wrath. Also he is somehow getting worse at stance dancing? Haha
He was, again, clearly rushing and making a lot of silly mistakes.
@@sathrielsatanson666 yeah that's true. I get he is trying to make content more than be really good at the game so these things happen
54:28 your mom caught you stealing her credit card to buy some in game currency
Slay the Spire is available on a lot of platforms, including Steam
Me when I see a guy on a tractor
We're first shift guys, of course we fall asleep watching NL in bed
finally, a fresh sts video for a guy like me
It's interesting to see the mind of a man that takes judgement
26:07 where it all went wrong
Baalorlord used it many times an he has the longest A20 alternating characters streak in the world. Judgement is fine.
@@sathrielsatanson666 do you think NL did any evaluation of his run and what he needed to do to build around judgement?
@@ScoffMathews not a lot, no, he plays to quick for that lately
just remove it when it scales off - it's that simple get it twisted
5:33 Me when I saw her face
Thank god
“We want to use our vaults to get our powers out” proceeds to vault and play none powers
50:50 10 year old me (an asshole) when my little brother says he won't give me back the ps2 controller so I can carry on playing Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets
37:41 Chris Hemsworth after his co-star actress asked if hes willing to do any more Furiosa sequels
27 card stance dance deck
This is good content
3:04 We're falling apart to half time
25:37 And these are the lives you love to lead
By the time he exits floor 4 on the second run he has:
-gotten Wish and Conclude from Neow
-Wished for 75 gold at the cost of 2 health
-gotten Fear No Evil, Flurry of Blows, Meditate and Rushdown in hallway fights
I have never seen a better Watcher start, the rest of the act did not let up.
NL the typa guy to take 10 block turn 1 when 6 block every turn is right next to it.
I wonder how those last few figures would have gone if Study was given more priority instead of being a dead card.
judgement over vault is crazy.... he is a different kind of beast
Waiting room for 4 years from now when ryan does heart runs
Strange spoon can be super fun with wish, you can cycle it more than once if you're lucky
"So on this floor everything went beautifully" Ah, famous last words.
Here's a fun game, drink every time NL says ''For a guy like me.''
5:02 when u find a funny book that triggers the apocalipse
the elite grindset, finally an-L waking up to the good life
was worried we'd lost him for a minute there
Guys like us, NL. Guys like us.
43:58 ''vault tuah, an indignation exist..''
yes, yes it does
Sir, a second Bronze Automaton has slayed the Watcher.
11:25 taika waititi trying to decide what his next project will be
Ohalo people explaining to an outsider what their friend is doing with those chickpeas and lentils near the sea of Gallilee
27:49 me when I'm ash ketchum and i'm about to start my journey
northernlion! what’s up man you have no idea how glad i am to see you
take a shot every time he says "for a guy like me"
like for the past with the most resistance
Haha, that Automaton fight was horrible. He'll learn to end turns in calm instead of wasting it on random shit soon, right?
... right?
He’s literally like “I don’t like the watcher because she’s actually so op that I end up getting overconfident and losing” but then just plays her so bad that she’s actually just not all that strong for him compared to the other characters lol
But we're still watching the watcher
@@asmith9554 well of course if there’s anyone that watches NL videos because they think he’s really good at every game he plays they are very delusional, we watch for the egg
22:48
Pucci when he realizes Jotaro stole Dio's diary.
21:27 nl after every other turn in tactical breach wizards
If he says "If the math is mathing" again I stg
Keep your potions in mind at all times >:(
I struggle with object permanency so i saw no slay the spire and thought it was over..
We've never been so back !
slay the spire my beloved
That final boss had the worst heart of the cards I think I've ever seen. Both wrath cards in the last 4 cards 😂
even though you lost, still a great run. word of advice: study is bad and that second fury of blows in a stance dancing deck goes crazy
Lost a watcher run today after a miscalculation on blasphemy by 10 damage so I'm watching this to feel better about that lmao
I'm no slay the spire genius, but I feel like NL overrates Vault a bit. Unless you have some serious extra energy, it is often too clunky to play at all, essentially just letting you draw a new hand.
Not saying it's useless or doesn't have excellent decks, but he snap picks it a lot
I really love Vault with my lean, wrath-blitz decks as a “break glass” option if I don’t have any Halts in hand. Other than that, it’s a skip - spot on with him overvaluing it. A lot of the time it’s a dead card with his card-dense, stance-dancing decks. Still love the content though.
That turn at 39:40 was crazy man. Exiting wrath immediately to play around using a vault was insane. Why not just do the damage/kill one and then fear no evil at the end? It ended up working out for him after the use of a potion (and a bit of luck) but it was risky and he could do a little bit more thinking with vault synergies before he tries too hard to play around it.
Vault is almost never worse than skipping even in isolation, this deck was a little shy on energy for it but it's still solid if it just lets you mulligan. Also had Meditate to recur it when playing it wasn't feasible.
I don’t understand why he only ever takes like 1 fury of blows
Hawk tuah on it, would you kindly?
I can’t wait to see if NL is farming clips or farming slay the spire.
Why does it feel like he's getting worse at the watcher lol
Good attempts, thanks for the runs as always NL. Love the content brotherman
Haha, this really makes me wanna pick up Slay the Spire again! It's like a good book you can’t put down. 📚 Plus, that strategy totally had me on the edge of my seat! What's everyone's fave deck to play? 🤔
Two days no slay the spire?? You will be hearing from my attorney.
"Vault-Tuah" -2
vault tuah
NL have you asked chat how to play as The Watcher?
34:58 me when I decide to not have my morning coffee
Eruption + Inner Peace + Third Eye + Indignation + Fear no Evil lets you live right? That's 24 blocks right? 1:04:04
If you're gonna start pointing out how horrible his math is you might hit the comment character limit
Yes but playing eruption in hopes of getting indignation and or fear no evil is insane. He maximized his draw by playing inner peace in calm rather than gambling for wrath enabler.
@@megabruh8674 I think his scry and draw showed he would have gotten it
@@megabruh8674 Yeah but after playing third eye and knowing he was gonna draw Fear No Evil, he absolutely should've played Eruption not the Defend.
this is a video for a guy like me fr
16:50 baby NL with colic
Catching it fresh les go.