Great video Marek 😃👍 Nice to see a few places of the Big Smoke that we midlanders don't normally see. I'd call that Sculpture "Urinal Chewing Gum" 😂😂👍 Stay cool. 👍
Hi Cool Dude, Another great video packed with loads of interesting info! I didnt realise telephone boxes still existed! They remind me of my youth, once you stepped inside the telephone box to make a call to Dial-a-Disc, the aroma of left behind woodbines, alcohol & toilet stayed on your clothes forever!🤣 The guestbook comment cracked me up! btw: Where do the pigeons congregate now Trafalgar Square is closed? Take Care Cool Dude & Stay Cool x 🌞🚶♂️😎 #172
I think all the wood pigeons have come to the Isle of Wight. They sit on my neighbours roof and cooo at 4am. They are fast becoming my least favourite bird.
Great video Marek, I’d call the sculpture “jammy fingers” if you can, please do a Jack the Ripper walk that video and your story telling ability would be fantastic 👍 stay cool. Cool dude 465
I would call the sculpture - Play. Doh! (as in Homer Simpson) Liking the mention of We Are Klang, which remains to this day, one of the funniest series I ever saw on my television. You were the noughties version of the Goodies. I still like to reenact the dancing horse from time to time.
I would call the sculpture 'No Mrs Higginbottom, it really should not look like that, and I shall shortly be asking the Nurse to poke it back in with something metallic and shiny'. Admittedly, a bit of a long title and more than likely one of the reasons I am never asked to name something.
Great vid as usual! I was actually knocking about that part of London for the last few weeks! Good job I didn’t know you were filming, I almost certainly would have stalked you/said hello and given you a coffee.
2:00 Seriously subtle; beautiful! Loving the laughs as always and if I had to name that sculpture, I think I'd name it 8UM H013. Wonderful video, thanks again Cool Dude!
Yay! Was wondering when we might get another cool dudes edition of cool dudery. Nice one! Edit: Also, We Are Klang was and still is one of my favourites. "Come on, eat up!" "She thinks I'm a duck." 😂😂
Great video cool dude. Just wanted to say thanks for convincing me to get hiking poles (as no one looks particularly cool with them), just did an 80 mile trek across Scotland with no blisters or ankle pain and I am putting that a lot down to the poles taking some of the weight off.
As always, a very pleasant and relaxing accompaniment to my lunch (left over chilli and guacamole now you ask). I would call that sculpture A Modern Fart. yours, A. Juvenile (aka cool dude 488)
Wonderful walk as always, not too sure if I would rename the red sculpture but maybe just put a sign next to it saying 'available in purple or black at Ann Summers'.
Hello mate.... been a bad day..... ended up in hospital in so much pain I passed out. Home now on loads of painkillers, opiods and other weird meds. Can't sleep so watching your London Walk. Isn't London beautiful. Looks like you had a lovely time. Night night. Steve.
How about ‘small monkey activity apparatus’. Gutted to hear the National Portrait Gallery is closed till 2023. Nice cafe in the basement and some great art of course.
I've been watching your older vids on your other channel and you're nowhere near as pissed off walking around London now. I'm guessing that not living there anymore is a big part of it. 😏
Thank you Marek! Really enjoyed this one! I think I would call the sculpture Melted Lego Sunrise……..
Another cracking name. Thank you.
I'm baaack 😁 I reckon the sculpture should be named The Suffering Sphincter. Take that however you want, Cool Dudes....
Poor three holed sphincter.
Great video Marek 😃👍 Nice to see a few places of the Big Smoke that we midlanders don't normally see. I'd call that Sculpture "Urinal Chewing Gum" 😂😂👍 Stay cool. 👍
Yes it does look like a urinal chewing gum. More so if it was pink I think, but I don't know why.
We are Klang, need a DVD for that. Loved the series.
Yes I don't know why they have never released a DVD or put it on Iplayer.
I love We Are Klang!... Rest of my family think its just weird! 😂😂😎
It is pretty weird to be fair. Thanks for signing up. Much appreciated cool dude.
Hi Cool Dude, Another great video packed with loads of interesting info!
I didnt realise telephone boxes still existed! They remind me of my youth, once you stepped inside the telephone box to make a call to Dial-a-Disc, the aroma of left behind woodbines, alcohol & toilet stayed on your clothes forever!🤣 The guestbook comment cracked me up!
btw: Where do the pigeons congregate now Trafalgar Square is closed?
Take Care Cool Dude & Stay Cool x
🌞🚶♂️😎 #172
I think all the wood pigeons have come to the Isle of Wight. They sit on my neighbours roof and cooo at 4am. They are fast becoming my least favourite bird.
@@cdwcI get loads of pigeons sitting on my fence & where they are so heavy & keep moving around they make my fence rattle & bend!!
Very cool tour of Soho. All my years in art school occasionally pay off. 5:35 The Red Lady of St Giles
That is an excellent name.
Enjoyed this one a lot.
Nice one cool dude.
I'd have called that sculpture " Rectal Prolapse After a Vindaloo"
Wow.
Still the poppadoms were nice.
Interesting walk 🧍♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️
Thanks cool dude.
Great video Marek, I’d call the sculpture “jammy fingers” if you can, please do a Jack the Ripper walk that video and your story telling ability would be fantastic 👍 stay cool.
Cool dude 465
I went on the London Walks Jack the Ripper Walk. The tour guide is excellent, I thoroughly recommend it when you're next in London.
@@cdwc I did it a couple of years back just wanted your take on it 😉
Brilliant as always!!
Nice one, thanks dude.
SPiS badge spotted😎👍 great stuff Marek…I’d call that sculpture….Holy blood.🤔
It is a great badge. Cheers Jag.
I would call the sculpture - Play. Doh! (as in Homer Simpson)
Liking the mention of We Are Klang, which remains to this day, one of the funniest series I ever saw on my television. You were the noughties version of the Goodies. I still like to reenact the dancing horse from time to time.
I almost passed out from lack of Oxygen every time I had to do the dancing horse on stage.
I would call the sculpture 'No Mrs Higginbottom, it really should not look like that, and I shall shortly be asking the Nurse to poke it back in with something metallic and shiny'.
Admittedly, a bit of a long title and more than likely one of the reasons I am never asked to name something.
I like a title that gives a fully rounded back story. Good call.
Just rewatched this with my husband and son and a name for the sculpture came to me-majestic menstruation.
I hope to god no-one menstruates that much.
@@cdwc Yeah, that would be a tad inconvenient.
Great vid as usual! I was actually knocking about that part of London for the last few weeks! Good job I didn’t know you were filming, I almost certainly would have stalked you/said hello and given you a coffee.
I would like an iced cappuccino with some of that hazelnut syrup stuff they have started putting in them. Thanks.
@@cdwc 😂😂
2:00 Seriously subtle; beautiful! Loving the laughs as always and if I had to name that sculpture, I think I'd name it 8UM H013. Wonderful video, thanks again Cool Dude!
Ha ha. That reminds me of 8008L322 (that doesn't work as well without calculator numbers.)
Yay! Was wondering when we might get another cool dudes edition of cool dudery. Nice one!
Edit: Also, We Are Klang was and still is one of my favourites. "Come on, eat up!" "She thinks I'm a duck." 😂😂
We were always better live I think.
@@cdwc Wish I could have seen that.
Great video cool dude. Just wanted to say thanks for convincing me to get hiking poles (as no one looks particularly cool with them), just did an 80 mile trek across Scotland with no blisters or ankle pain and I am putting that a lot down to the poles taking some of the weight off.
Nice one cool dude. Once you've used them for about an hour you forget what you look like. I think they're brilliant. Hope you had a good trek.
I'm going for "Attempted Curly Wurly No.3 (Unfinished)"
Yes it does look like a Curly Wurly. I wonder how much Curly Wurlys are these days. In my heart I hope they are still 10p.
@@cdwc And I assume they're still the length of your arm. And Polos are DEFINITELY 7p.
As always, a very pleasant and relaxing accompaniment to my lunch (left over chilli and guacamole now you ask). I would call that sculpture A Modern Fart.
yours, A. Juvenile (aka cool dude 488)
It was you who signed the book!!!!!!
Wonderful walk as always, not too sure if I would rename the red sculpture but maybe just put a sign next to it saying 'available in purple or black at Ann Summers'.
I reckon they would sell a lot of these in purple.
That sculpture was the pièce turd résistance.
Excellent name called dude.
Think I might have to take my sister to the Photographers Gallery, thank you
It is worth a visit if you're in Central London with a couple of hours to kill.
As for the sculpture, I’m going for “Blood clot”
That name made me want to puke a bit.
I'm going to name the sculpture! Oh bum, my red pencil case was left on the old school radiator 🤣
Poor red pencil case.
Yay! I shall watch this in the morning after work. 😁
It will definitely send you to sleep. Ha.
@@cdwc Haha! It was great and a welcome distraction after a bloody awful shift. Back on tonight. 🤞🤞🤞it's not another shitshow. 🙄😏
Brilliant Video
Cool man
Oh get in, Cool Dudes!
Ha man I lost my spis badge on a bus yesterday. Need a new one now. And clearly need to send you my mug on a badge.
The more badges the better cool dude.
I’ll get you another one mate..😎😎👍
I might go to that pub where Francis Bacon used to drink next time I'm in London!
I'd call the sculpture "Paper Cut Aftermath"
I would have popped in there for a drink (or outside rather) but it was rammed.
@@cdwc I wonder if they have any Bacon memorabilia in there.
Hello mate.... been a bad day..... ended up in hospital in so much pain I passed out. Home now on loads of painkillers, opiods and other weird meds. Can't sleep so watching your London Walk. Isn't London beautiful. Looks like you had a lovely time.
Night night.
Steve.
Hope you are feeling better cool dude.
@@cdwc thanks Marek. 👍
that was fun. i recognize a few spots from my trip. I had dinner at the Wagamama's near that photog gallery the day I went to see #DTRT at the Phoenix
I never knew the gallery was there until the walk.
@@cdwc I will for sure check it out next time I'm over. It just struck me as so familiar when you were stood in front of it. :)
How about ‘small monkey activity apparatus’. Gutted to hear the National Portrait Gallery is closed till 2023. Nice cafe in the basement and some great art of course.
Three years is a long time to close a gallery for I agree.
Ob 08 - Helen Mucus (Mucus Globioli)
Excellent name cool dude.
Wait ain’t you the guy from “sorry I’ve got no head”?
"Massive Alien Pelvis" fits the bill.
I want to see the rest of the alien.
Dude! You should've gone to the Cartoon Museum :)
It wasn't on the walk. Where is it cool dude?
@@cdwc it's on Wells Street, just off Oxford Street. I think you'd like it.
No Olympus camera? Any reason in particular?
It probably gets too much attention in Central London, and the G7X is more inconspicuous although the sound is rubbish.
I've been watching your older vids on your other channel and you're nowhere near as pissed off walking around London now. I'm guessing that not living there anymore is a big part of it. 😏
I think I was going for a bit of a grumpy persona to start off with. Also London is much more bearable when you don't live there.
I like your energy in this. Melting Lipstick Haemorrhoid.
That title put me off the artwork a bit.
Sculpture - 'Perforated Jellybean'
Good name, but what did they use to make the perforations?
Megaphone Plopheads should be added to the spotters handbook
Another good call cool dude.
I'd call the sculpture, "Crimson, coruscation"
I had to look up coruscation.
if you use premiere pro on your slo mo footage use optical flow
I use Final Cut X cool dude.
@@cdwc no worries I’m sure there’s an equivalent :)
Are the builders still working on that house near your flat, I miss you giving them the finger at the start of your videos.
Sculpture: lips sink.
I don't live there anymore. There was always someone building within 50 yards over the five years I was there.
@@cdwc
Can you find someone else to regularly flip the bird to? 👍🖕
Another London walk 😁🚶♂️hurrah.
It was a lot noisier than usual.
05:42 Swollen Hoop
Ob 08 was clearly subtitled 'nosebleeder'. CD#122
I quite like Ob 08 as a sculpture, better than the brass turd one.
@@cdwc that brass thing has no redeeming features. And would hurt!
"blOb 08 (2011)"
Or "red blOb" if you're feeling fancy.
I love blOb 08!
05:42 Sore Holes
Good name. They do look inflamed.
The statue looked like a dollop of ketchup, they should put it outside a McDonald's.
That is a good point. Maybe McDonalds should make a statue out of all their litter that's everywhere. It would probably reach the moon.
I would name the sculpture "Wrong Hole".
Sounds painful.
I'd call it Every Hole's A Goal.
I think you'd get arrested if you used these holes as the expression suggests. Although extra point for getting it in the top hole.
Ob 08: what about Gastric Band or Haemorrhoid.
I am sure that is what it was originally modelled on.
"The Spicy NikNak"
Yes the best of all Nik Naks.
Please guys
I’d call the statue Bo08
Everyone loves Bo08's. Especially the bloke who signed the visitors book.
@@cdwc just received my spotters hand book, the hand written note inside made me happy, thanks
London Shut Down Walk 😆
You would barely know there is any virus now out walking the streets. Gulp.
“Worryingly mutating corpuscle”
Great name.
Every single one of the visitor book comments at the Photographers Gallery was calculated to diminish your faith in humanity by 7%.
It was in a glass case, so the gallery picked that page to leave it open on which shows they have a good sense of humour.
I've got a really painful spot right up my nose
Please guys.
sculpture title lower :
Thranks again.
Thranks
I'm naming it My Homework Is Better Than Yours
The standards are low at that school.
Confirms my view of London as a shit hole
Some bits are shit, some are amazing. It's more like 50 different cities back to back. If you get a boat down the Thames it's wonderful.