Fukase Ate Piko's Cord (Talkloid Shitpost) - CC in description

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So yeah my editor kept crashing as soon as I wanted to add subtitles on the video so imma just write them all here 😭
Piko: AAAAAAAAAH,
vFlower: MMM, SHUT UP YOU SHOTA BOY
Piko: WHERE IS MY CORD?
Oliver: Man what's with all the bloody shouting…
Fukase: Hey guys
Piko: My cord is MISSING!
vFlower: And?
Piko: What do you mean and?
vFlower: Don't you always complain about tripping over your cord?
Piko: I suppose you have a point
vFlower: Then just ignore it
Piko: I just can't leave it, it charges my headset
Fukase: Your cord is where your ass is,
Piko: SHUT UP FUKASE
Oliver: Okay, so why not just ask Dex and Len? They are here as well you know
Piko: Oh yeah, I forgot
Len: As I was saying Dex, how do you achieve your furry ears?
Dex: What? Why are you all of a sudden asking me this?
Len: I- uh.. I want more girls to like me more
Dex: I- um... I don't know, I suppose you just have to be less perverted?
Len: No
Piko: GUYS!
Len: Piko?
Dex: What's wrong Piko?
Piko: Has anyone seen my cord?
Dex: What's a cord?
Len: His tail looking USB on his bum
Piko: IT'S NOT A TAIL
Dex: Oh that cord, the one Fukase ate
Piko: What
Dex: He woke up in the middle of the night, and went to Piko's room
PIko: Then what happened
Dex: It was quite unexpected, but he carried a USB cord in his mouth. So... yeah that is it basically
Piko: fu…ka….SE??!
Fukase: Me :D
Piko: triggered noise
Fukase: I'm sorry you never carry food around in this damn household
Oliver: WE LITERALLY HAVE A FREEZER FULL OF YOUR KIND OF FOODS, KNOWING YOU EAT ONLY SWEETS AND DRINK ONLY FIZZY DRINKS
Len: LOOOL, British
Oliver: Shut up you bloody wanker
Fukase: Oh yeah :D
Fukase appears to be wearing Piko's cord now unexpectedly
Fukase: WHAT THE FUCK PIKO
Piko: I forgot to tell you, once you have the cord, the cord is you.
vFlower: Presenting, the newest Shota Boy
Fukase's Growl: NOOOOOO

[@Gr1mlocke]

YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE IDEA FART

[@pastella_.]

149 likes and no replies? I fixed that.

[@Gr1mlocke]

@@pastella_. whaa

[@Moke_Yass]

as a british person oliver in this talkoloid is basically every british person

[@kazumas_sword]

Can confirm as someone born and raised in England

[@mitsuri_kanroji34126]

As an American person uh I actually don’t know

[@otomachirabbit.3.]

"Once you have the cord, *the cord is you"*
w a a . .

[@Lyy_chee]

-Piko 2021/2022

[@Lyy_chee]

I meant to reply that to the person above me who’s pfp is una the moment

[@Lyy_chee]

Or did I? Idk

[@otomachirabbit.3.]

@@Lyy_chee hello, yes I have Una pfp •u•

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

@@otomachirabbit.3. una but awesome‼‼

[@Teapxt]

i had to put on the subtitles to help me understand
i checkd the captions in the desc
*im still stuck at the part where VFlower suddenli arose from the grave-*

[@briichi]

its the morning
she woke up from her grave
SCARY

[@menes-ahoge]

if piko’s cord is where his ass is, and Fukase are piko’s cord, then…

[@ForgettablePerson]

Fukase is on Piko’s a$$

[@AlcyoneusHimself]

I don't wanna think about it 💀💀

[@cikashadowpradani2.095]

I love how piko yeet fukase

[@IKawaiism]

The editing is so smooth 😭😭❤️

[@briichi]

I do and done worst 😎

[@AluminaTheAutisticKid]

IT IS!

[@rosethewolf5786]

0:01 ah yes, such a majestic scream

[@neryuuide]

1:31 Shota boy born

[@mango1852]

I wonder how a wire tastes like?

[@Mikkumii]

The wire bit tastes like cold-ish blood (ya know metal tastes like blood)
Then the plastic rubber type of stuff around it tastes like rubber-

[@KastryPastry]

@@Mikkumii Yea , you're actually right-

[@Mikkumii]

@@KastryPastry I ate a wire before 🥲🥱

[@KastryPastry]

@@Mikkumii I chewed on a cord before- and that's exactly what it tasted like

[@KokoGogo1728]

Electricity.

[@diaquallo]

What does piko's cord taste like?

[@otomachirabbit.3.]

Deep fried static

[@diaquallo]

@@otomachirabbit.3. oof

[@KokoGogo1728]

Electricity.

[@diaquallo]

@@KokoGogo1728 oh

[@cxy.754]

iphone6.2

[@Reyreychills]

Piko: Fu...ka...se....
Fukase: me :D

[@GachaZ423]

Piko's cord got bitten by an ant.

[@rejosari8125]

I just love how oliver is so british, l mean people make him more american than british

[@flower1417]

Haha even more shota boys

[@ri____h3nr628]

Yeah more for the girls to *Clears throat* how do I say this like how they did in the song?
Forcefully took off their clothes too?
*I DON'T KNOW HOW TF TO SAY IT FLOWER!*

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

@@ri____h3nr628 "forcefully took off their clothes too"💀

[@ri____h3nr628]

@@vannillaAJofficial204 *I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO WORD IT!?*
Btw have you seen shota shota island?
That's what some girls did-_-

[@hidarii7630]

Yo we have a new shota boi

[@Mikkumii]

hay besiee!!, new shota boi!

[@hidarii7630]

@@Mikkumii yass bessiee

[@itsgeminiszn]

no sftu

[@hidarii7630]

@@itsgeminiszn I was just joking -,-

[@fjsjgdjgdgdjgdjhgdj]

what is shotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@briichi]

Captions in the description 😭

[@barbaramarianadeassuncaofr9210]

THIS IS PERFECT LMAOOOO

[@GardensOfEdenn]

TELL ME WHY PIKO STARTED TO SCREAM WHEN I BLEW MY NOSE--

[@josephlovitt6733]

1:37 Presenting the newest shota boy!

[@lexws]

i need subtitles for this omg aksfaf

[@briichi]

description

[@anikaytion9028]

Since you have interacted with my reply, I am legally allowed to stalk you until you're my friend.
But if you want me to leave you alone, I could-

[@briichi]

idm :)

[@anikaytion9028]

@@briichi
Alrighty! My pronouns are He/They btw, and my name's Khaalis.

[@Hwhwhsdjdjdkxklfkdsy]

Piko:problem?my problem?....

[@person8253]

Ok

[@briichi]

shota boy

[@person8253]

@@briichi no

[@V3Aura]

@@person8253 shota boy

[@person8253]

@@V3Aura stop

[@lexws]

@@person8253 shota boy

[@Gr1mlocke]

Ghosting me after getting my ideas was kinda uncalled for tho

[@AluminaTheAutisticKid]

This is AMAZING!!!!!!

[@Ilikefukaseflowerandpiko]

LOL XD poor Piko

[@kiranbrown6520]

0:24 Fukase DONT say that and Piko calm down

[@kiranbrown6520]

Is that tech core since fukase ate piko’s cord

[@NoonaStarShine3748]

FU KA SEEEEEEEE

[@partitionhlep]

fukase did what

[@fjsjgdjgdgdjgdjhgdj]

why everyone is sayin about shota boi what is a shota and who is a shota

[@gamingtimezxd8010]

Are you joking or..?

[@VeelSuccubus-24]

better dont know

[@rinatsoo]

Sh0ta sh0ta island fukase cover when /j

[@marcrem-sx6ix]

1:13

[@ZAINBLUE_]

1:38
pReSeNtInG. tHe ✨️ NEWEST ✨️ *SHOTA BOI*