@@PunPuniii Imagine going to an ibz video called how to win an internet argument, then finding this comment, then commenting, "imagine going to ibz video called how to win an internet argument and post a comment saying imagine subscribing to ibz in unirronically" unironically This is a joke don't bully me E We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
@@PunPuniii imagine going to an ibz video called how to win an Internet argument and posting a reply to a comment saying "imagine going to ibz video called how to win an Internet argument and post a comment saying 'imagine subscribing to ibz in unironically' unironically" unironically
Also never say your age, them having your age is like giving someone a loaded gun that'll fire automatically after 0.2 seconds. If you're under 18, you're still a toddler and your opinion is invalid (even if it's right but who cares) If you're under 30, you're an energetic young adult that still have 0 real life experience. If you're over 30, you're a boomer and your opinion is invalid.
Alternative, reply to any disagreement they have with you with "cope, seethe, mald" Mandatory edit: to all the haters I stay winning and you all stay losing
Here’s what I do, I just say “cry about it” see if they respond, and argue with them until they get tuned out and I get the last laugh edit: I love this comment section
You're doing it the hard way fam.You just say "and?" and you automatically win the argument and the egirl of your discord server will fall in love with you.
If an argument is getting tense and you seem to be behind you can always hit him with the "Why are you getting so worked up over the internet? Go out and touch grass."
Thank you so much for this tutorial!!! I went from losing every argument online, to mentally dominating my opponents by strawmanning their argument and representing them with a soyjack. 11/10
You forgot the best one: Caption the same exact sentence that someone wrote and adding the glasses nerd emoji at the end. Let me show you "Imagine subscribing to ibz unironically"🤓
I was canceled on Twitter Safe to say I leaked their personal information, where they live, SCC, where they work and the best part added a Police to spice it up 😎
A tip I learned from my friend that he uses in arguments all the time. It's one single word. Nothing more, nothing less. It's just an insta-win. "proof?" Every single time your opponent makes a statement, ask them for proof. More statements = more "proof?". It's a for-sure stalemate where you can't go back or forth while also putting peer pressure on your opponent.
My way of arguing is by going on their profile, looking into every video they’ve made and if I just find one thing that’s pretty cringe I’m just gonna comment right after my 30 page long argument ”no need to argue anymore after seeing how special Ed you are“. Works like a charm… Not even joking I did this a few times. I just love trolling and they won’t answer back after saying it😂
@@GodfreyFirstEldenLord imagine being a absolute being, a deity who created the Earth, who has infinite amount of wisdom and being worshipped by millions of people just to come down and argue with people on the internet... (Im just kidding God let me have a free pass in heaven)
The best way to not lose an internet argument, is to never argument in the first place. "If one trying giving a gift to the others, and the others decline or refuse it, the gift belongs to the one who want giving a gift" -Art Of CATTTTTTTTTTT
Going to the gym for 3 years now just so when they ask "post physique" I can win the argument. Litterly 99% of those asking it are fat and 99% of those that had been asked that question are also fat (or skinny)
ignoring all jokes, this is probably one of the best advices. try and avoid all arguments and only argue if it's absolutely necessary or if it's your job or smth
Another tactic is to continue arguing with them. Eventually , they'll make a typo or spelling or grammar error and once they do that it is game over for them
Useless Fact : saying the "Woke" or "Irrelevant" is not meant to be win, it make you confusion Most kind of these words are being overused in the racing game community
Приколы
Imagine subscribing to ibz unironically
Imagine going to ibz video called how to win an internet argument and post a comment saying “imagine subscribing to ibz in unironically” unironically
@@PunPuniii Imagine going to an ibz video called how to win an internet argument, then finding this comment, then commenting, "imagine going to ibz video called how to win an internet argument and post a comment saying imagine subscribing to ibz in unirronically" unironically
This is a joke don't bully me
E
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
@@PunPuniii imagine going to an ibz video called how to win an Internet argument and posting a reply to a comment saying "imagine going to ibz video called how to win an Internet argument and post a comment saying 'imagine subscribing to ibz in unironically' unironically" unironically
Retarded comment
@@mericaman6388 do you care to elaborate?
The iconic
"Ask them to provide source"
"It's fake if it's unfavorable to you"
Retarded comment
Don’t forget when they call you a sheep or sumthin like that
@@pugasaurusrex8253 weak
bro you sound stupid
Based
Just don't even bother responding, disregard their argument entirely and post an unrelated meme
Thats retarded
Imagine posting a unrelated meme unironically
****unironically
Everyone here is retarded like ibz
this is what i do
Sending "Don't care, didn't ask" GIFs is an instant victory, make sure to have atleast 65 GIFs tho.
retarded comment
@@user-hz8ml9wc9s unironically retarded comment
@@user-hz8ml9wc9s didnt ask
Don't care, didn't ask, plus you're black.
@@EyePatchGuy88 + potential w*man
imagine being a woman unironically
based
Fuck if it's based or cringe bros im tired of this shit
@Chadsta ratio
i am woman ironically 🤗🤗☺☺😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Imagine being a drawing unironically.
based
Also never say your age, them having your age is like giving someone a loaded gun that'll fire automatically after 0.2 seconds.
If you're under 18, you're still a toddler and your opinion is invalid (even if it's right but who cares)
If you're under 30, you're an energetic young adult that still have 0 real life experience.
If you're over 30, you're a boomer and your opinion is invalid.
Man, you have a weeb profile pic. Your opinion is invalid.
@@NumbDigger22 imagine naming yourself "sweet rolls" Unironically
didn't ask anime pfp stfu
Whoa it's rare to find someone with Sora Ginko in their pfp.
P.s. I'm not making fun of you, it's just what I observe
@@rdlegends3988 yeh kinda never seen someone that have it
Imagine not knowing that your "verb" in this format is actually a gerund unironically.
Actually a gerund is when the ing verb is being used as the subject of the sentence. Get owned stupid
You seem pretty dumb ngl
@@guge4488 so is this example correct
Tax evading is based
Ok Pretentious Snon
@@arcyine Yeah that's correct
"stfu anime pfp" total domination
I use that one every time.
Works every time
Hmmm
But anime is more popular than most american entertainment
@@ultrachadstinctgoku7579 stfu anime pfp
I personally think saying "XD" or "lol" repeatedly would annoy them and make them automatically lose the battle.
same
xD
bro you sound stupid
@@BigJoe9091 lol
@@BigJoe9091 who?
Step one: no
Step two: victory
You are now on the FBI most wanted list
That was retarded
@@senatorcatotheelder7530 how
@@senatorcatotheelder7530 elaborate
@@Bongbongo no
It’s uncanny how accurate this is
Retarded comment:
ur retarded
@@Xed_13 cry about it
_POV: You see a retard in the mirror_
Uck your ahh
Alternative, reply to any disagreement they have with you with "cope, seethe, mald"
Mandatory edit: to all the haters I stay winning and you all stay losing
YOU LISTEN HERE STRINGBEAN!
@@kuniva7522 cope, seethe, mald
Retarded comment
@@mericaman6388 he’s not wrong tho
@@mericaman6388 cope harder
Here’s what I do, I just say “cry about it” see if they respond, and argue with them until they get tuned out and I get the last laugh
edit: I love this comment section
That was retarded
@@theoneboyz5330 cry about it
@@gudakocristo8729 so it begins
@@theoneboyz5330 cry about it
@@theoneboyz5330 cry about it
You're doing it the hard way fam.You just say "and?" and you automatically win the argument and the egirl of your discord server will fall in love with you.
retarded comment ngl
@@mrgamewatch9635 Cope,Seethe,Mald
@@mrgamewatch9635 cry about it. sorry
You’re retarted
@@enzosavaris3998 lol
You forgot the one phrase that turns the tables completely around no matter the situation: "Okay, and?"
bro you sound stupid
@@BigJoe9091 who? cares
@@BigJoe9091 imagine saying you're stupid unironically
Retarded comment:
@@BigJoe9091
Ok, and?
imagine being an ibz fan unironically
@@Clikstan 😲😲😲😲😲😲
Me
Based and cheesepilled?
Couldn't be me
Me I'm the ibz fan unironically
Imagine imagining unironically
Retarded comment
Minor Spelling Error = Death Sentence
minor spelling error = -2.234E653 social credits!
All of the starting of your words are capitalized. -999999 social credits
Minor spelling error*
@@leon4real *Fuck minorities
@@myusername3689 hell yeah
how to win an online argument?
Step 1. go outside and touch grass
Step 2. Repeat Step 1.
*how to lose
@@MyHandleIsAplaceholder cope
@m0ist could you elaborate?
@@ultrablueslime8216 You win at life by avoiding stupid shit that doesn't matter.
If an argument is getting tense and you seem to be behind you can always hit him with the "Why are you getting so worked up over the internet? Go out and touch grass."
Thank you so much for this tutorial!!! I went from losing every argument online, to mentally dominating my opponents by strawmanning their argument and representing them with a soyjack. 11/10
bro you sound stupid
@@BigJoe9091 imagine saying you sound stupid unironically
@@skyded8036 yea ikr
@@skyded8036 cope
@@nuclearwarhead9338 seethe
Don't worry, I win every time with the simple statement "Sounds like a skill issue".
retarded moment
bro you sound stupid
@@BigJoe9091 sounds like a skill issue
@@vibaj16 imagine having a skill issue unironically
@@jacobhafar538 ratio
Anyone that tries to argue has already lost, because they pick an argument to lose.
“the fool will bring you down to his level, and beat you with pure skill”
No
is that a Jeff Winger line? I feel like it is but I don't know and refuse to look it up
@@Ecorp-dc9ws STFU amongus profile pic
Don't forget to use "Projecting" after every one of their insults, and if they ask you to elaborate either don't or just use "Projecting" again.
bro you sound stupid
@@BigJoe9091 Projecting
@@thorn9382 projecting
@@BigJoe9091 Imagine saying projecting unironically
@@thorn9382 projecting
Easier way to win an internet argument is to not even bother starting one
But what if your own existance is the whole point of the argument
@@drakal2045 not going to lie bro what you said was kinda retarded. I won't elaborate on that doe
stfu hentai pfp
Hens in my thai food pfp don't care
@@ryn5336 imagine saying hentai pfp unironically
You forgot the best one: Caption the same exact sentence that someone wrote and adding the glasses nerd emoji at the end.
Let me show you
"Imagine subscribing to ibz unironically"🤓
kinda retarded comment ngl
@@starshooter7128 Honestly this sentence makes me punch someone
@@starshooter7128 ratio
@@cllncl Don't care Didn't ask + retarded comment
@@starshooter7128 kinda retarded comment ngl 🤓
I was canceled on Twitter
Safe to say I leaked their personal information, where they live, SCC, where they work and the best part added a Police to spice it up 😎
Gotta get those social credits 💪
@@willywanker1906 Hell yeah
social credit grind
@m0ist lol
Fake and gay
1:09 the soyboy sounded like a respectable and calm person for a moment there
bro you sound stupid
@@BigJoe9091 Imagine having panda in your username unironically
@@leonardomontealegre3284 imagine making an unironic joke unironically
@@BigJoe9091 Imagine making a unironic joke about unironically making an unironic joke unironically.
unironically retarded comment
The best one is actually to go on an alt and say "why are you being downvoted" to your own reply to them after being downvoted. Instant win.
I busted out laughing when he tried to say „wojak”
Its always funny when people try so hard to pronounciate polish things and names
wow wojak is polish? sorry for your loss.
your redarded
Usually if I start losing an argument I just say "I'm literally MILK Junior right now". Works every time for different reasons.
retarded comment
Sorry mate your comment is certified retarded
@@Owch- How could you say this to me I feel like MLK.jr.
What a retarded comment
???im not even arguing with you and I already lost... what the fuck is "MILK Junior"
Step 1. Barge into an argument
Step 2. Yell that everyone's wrong
Step 3. Say "Didn't ask for a response"
Step 4. Leave
1:17 every 12 year old in a nutshell
Truly chad
The true chad is the friends we made along the way.
Imagine having an internet argument in the first place, time shouldn’t be wasted keep the grind 💪
for any gamers
just say “ok (their rank)”
works everytime
Retarded comment
@@kairo_9512 lol
ok field marshall
ok owner
I don't flex on my rank bc idc about
My rank.
A tip I learned from my friend that he uses in arguments all the time. It's one single word. Nothing more, nothing less. It's just an insta-win.
"proof?"
Every single time your opponent makes a statement, ask them for proof. More statements = more "proof?". It's a for-sure stalemate where you can't go back or forth while also putting peer pressure on your opponent.
Proof?
@@arsnrhmn ask Dumma
@@cllncl Who’s dumma?
@@myusername3689 Dumma is a good friend of mine. Unfortunately, recently, he got diagnosed with ligma. I'm praying for him.
Okay ✅
Imagine watching the entire video unironically
My way of arguing is by going on their profile, looking into every video they’ve made and if I just find one thing that’s pretty cringe I’m just gonna comment right after my 30 page long argument ”no need to argue anymore after seeing how special Ed you are“. Works like a charm…
Not even joking I did this a few times. I just love trolling and they won’t answer back after saying it😂
You're profile is cringe.
@@raymay4929 your profile is the reason Steve Irwin is six feet under…
I can't with this comment section 💀💀
@@GodfreyFirstEldenLord imagine being a absolute being, a deity who created the Earth, who has infinite amount of wisdom and being worshipped by millions of people just to come down and argue with people on the internet...
(Im just kidding God let me have a free pass in heaven)
You have 69 subs bro. Imagine relying on a number to prove how sexually attractive you are. Opinion invalid
You forgot the part where after a temper tantrum, you call them ugly and a virgin irl, smh. Imagine making bad guides unironically
Anime Profile pic
Thats retarded
Imagine having an anime pfp unironically
@@glebb..3416 cope
The best way to not lose an internet argument, is to never argument in the first place.
"If one trying giving a gift to the others, and the others decline or refuse it, the gift belongs to the one who want giving a gift"
-Art Of CATTTTTTTTTTT
that's stupid
@@bitflipped5337 you dare to use my own spells against me mr flipped?
Retard. Sounds retarded.
@@bitflipped5337 Ok and?
Very useful 10/10 said this to my partner. Currently single again
Retarded comment
@@HF06 imagine commenting "Retarded comment" unironically
yoo dumbskid gang
@@HF06
Goes to comments ✅
Calls everyone retarded ✅
Refuses to elaborate ✅
Leaves ✅
I eat spicy goodness like a boss
*Squirts on pc*
Retarded comment
bro you sound stupid
@@BigJoe9091 it’s true tho
no-one cares or asked XD
you also automatically win an argument if someone responds "based"
Just say "don't care + didn't ask + ratio" instant win
Retarded comeback/insult.
@@frozenturbo8623 don't care + didn't ask + Ratio
Going to the gym for 3 years now just so when they ask "post physique" I can win the argument. Litterly 99% of those asking it are fat and 99% of those that had been asked that question are also fat (or skinny)
bro you sound stupid
imagine unironically coming to this youtube video and unironically replying to a comment with "imagine going to the gym unironically" unironically
ok and
@@calamatuz imagine ironically making this comment
imagine going to the gym for winning arguments unironically
Imagine thinking you could win arguments on the internet like this unironically.
1:02
retarded comment
didnt ask
Cry about it
stupid
ultimate comeback: ok
gets them even more mad if you don't respond
*"Don't respond back Just leave it as mystery"* 😂😂 bro you got me on the floor chocking 🤣
i was in the middle of an online argument and this video was recommended. thank you ibz
No
0:43 I literally said that exact phrase in my head before he said it lmao
Why you thinking that 💀💀
0:20 My god, the fact that you're using a Miles Edgeworth pfp just makes this 5 times funnier.
> Goes onto twitter
> Posts a "cancel-able" opinion
> Turns notifications off
Imagine being Canadian unironically.
that's cringe dude
@@lghjsdtugfkgfjgtru r/woosh
Retarded comment
'-' good im not
@@Sadnessiuseless r/getafuckinlife
When a KPOP stan swarm attacks me I just go full scizoposting and start quoting random passages from Ted's manifesto
Based
Based
@JFLG 764
That's stands for cheese pie right?
@JFLG 764
Why don't you... have a seat over there?
@@RealSnuuy Its 2021 bro
My technique was sending them the picture of their house and reply it with "XD"
1:26 FINALLY!!! SOMEBODY USES THE EVERYBODY VOTES CHANNEL MUSIC!!!!!!!
i usually say "ik" and moving on. thinking he win an argument. but i stop the argument not get into it. so i win
>using >green arrows on >reddit
haha owned I win
No
@@Pulpo_Pol No.* You lost to random stranger on the Internet All because of Your Grammar Error.
@@frozenturbo8623 No
0:50
If someone uses this on you, just say ok
Imagine arguing on the internet unironically
@@krishgohil anime pfp + don't care didn't ask + ratio
@@krishgohil mfw anime pfp
you forgot about another strategy:
*based*
Based
imagine replying to this comment unironically
imagine not replying to this comment unironically
its over puzzlego! i have the high ground!
Retarded comment
imagine
imagine
Your stupid
those are indeed powerful negotiation methods! keep up the good work
you need to walk into an argument already happening, say "you're all wrong", refuse to elaborate.
Or just say "yeah u right" in an argument, saves time, helped me a lot in life
I told your kids to grow up
@@BookOfScripts they got a job at McDonald's last week, thank you for the solid parenting
ignoring all jokes, this is probably one of the best advices. try and avoid all arguments and only argue if it's absolutely necessary or if it's your job or smth
@m0ist stfu anime pfp
...But isnt the entire point of arguments to see which opponent's view on said matter is better.?
Wojak more like Modern Rage Comic guy with the side of inside jokes collection
imagine buying LEGO collector sets unironically
*Insert picture of gigachild with LEGO playsets*
U forgot the most important argument in humanity of internet: the word "ratio"
Put a SpongeBob pfp then say "Ratio" You win every time.
This Video is absolutely Chad cuz his thumbnail is literally my face.
"ok and"
argument won
Imagine internet argues unironically
I always piss people off in discord and then refuse to elaborate hot takes because i'll be dragged into a rabbit hole.
Alternative, if they have a grey role call them “grey name”
Lol
Retarded comment
hey man you cant say that thats a slur
bro you sound stupid
@@BigJoe9091 Cope,mald
Easy, you don't
Yroue*
@@mantis3069 yuorhe
@@R34S0N3R youuegees
@@MarioShotgun yhouareweauro
@@R34S0N3R yhugisamongusisnotfunnygu*
You have officially earned my subscription
how to win any internet arguement: dont
alright, going on Twitter now to try these tips out.
Update: did not work. Got ratioed multiple times.
No
@@Pulpo_Pol yes
@@celestiall7566 No
@@Pulpo_Pol No
Imagine beeing ironic unironically
Imagine not having pfp unironically
Imagine being* ironic unironically.
The best tactic is to become dense, you cant win an argument against someone who is stupid
ngl but the reason i usually win an argument is to:
[insert an insult]
me: that's cool man, but, did I ask?
sometimes i feel like I'm becoming a genius bit by bit when i win an argument in my mind
The grammar errors method is the most effective
Countering that is pretty easy, Just say "I'm still learning" make them feel bad for exploiting your weakness.
@@seya_2 You also point out how you could speak mandarim, german, french, peloponnese and everything else you can come up on the fly, at the age of 5.
The real Grammar Errors is the friends we hated along the way.
"how to win an internet argument"
*"don't"*
Imagine walking trees unironically
Imagine being ibz
Unironically
@@ibz ironically*
Another tactic is to continue arguing with them. Eventually , they'll make a typo or spelling or grammar error and once they do that it is game over for them
bro you sound stupid
Imagine posting this retarded comment unironically
@@mrduckling1995 Imagine posting this stupid reply unironically.
Ibz: make sure to check grammar and spelling to avoid holes in your message.
Me and my friends:
"Douge"
"Wat doin"
"CanHEbEaTGoKU?"
thank you I was sad but this made me glad
Or, instead of trying to win arguments online against trolls and children, you could do something productive and fun.
But where's the fun losing an internet argument?
genius
Like bullying kids in real life
ironic
like your mom 🗿
always remember to bring up politics randomly to completely derail the argument
Source?
@@thismakesnosense You're retarded if you need a source
0:56 osrs yo
I've got another one, that's simple to remember and easy/applicable everywhere, "good argument however your mother" or other slight variations
Imagine verb subject Unironically
Verb is a noun
*dies of death*
You sound sutpid
" _[HEAVEN'S DOOR] DRAW HIM AS THE SOY WOJAK_ "
" _i win_ "
bro you sound stupid
Thanks i will use it for my dream stans arguement
How to win argument unironically
1. Make friends with your opponent
Useless Fact : saying the "Woke" or "Irrelevant" is not meant to be win, it make you confusion
Most kind of these words are being overused in the racing game community
Woke
Woke
Thank you I've won over 20 argument with this method
No you didn't liar
@@AWOLBones cry about it
i wanna give this dub to op , now he has 21 wins
@@dinkletonne you sound retarded too
@@okthen2445 cope seethe mald
Wow this is so helpful thanks for teaching me this stuff
"the best way to win an argument is to avoid it" - you know who it is
Ghandi
i try this and now i have a stomachache
retarded comment
Weak