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  • Meanwhile... Ice cream titan Stephen Colbert weighs in on the unusual new flavor collaboration between Kraft and Van Leeuwen. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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  • @zulubunsen9067
    @zulubunsen9067 2 года назад +78

    I find it completely unrealistic that Stephen managed to buy the invisible statue. John Oliver would have outbid them tenfold to get it first.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Год назад

      Please, John Oliver wouldn’t pay money for anything his audience couldn’t see.

  • @NYredsox
    @NYredsox 2 года назад +183

    this is one of the best meanwhiles in a meanwhile

    • @dannycampos1298
      @dannycampos1298 2 года назад +3

      Same

    • @walter3353
      @walter3353 2 года назад +1

      Meanwhile...

    • @JoeLaFon3
      @JoeLaFon3 2 года назад +4

      Probably because John Batiste isn't eating half the episode adding nothing to it

    • @whbrblsplibby8342
      @whbrblsplibby8342 2 года назад +1

      @@JoeLaFon3 “Ohh…goodness…I mean…” - “Jon Batiste, everybody…”

    • @wordplay1415
      @wordplay1415 2 года назад

      Looks like 2 girls 1 cup

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 2 года назад +222

    demanding visibility for an invisible sculpture is the peak of our civilisation

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 года назад +12

      What about that time PETA may or may not have rescued Schrodinger's cat?

    • @ricardocerrillo1897
      @ricardocerrillo1897 2 года назад +4

      ...a peak that points directly in a downward spiral. So goes the 21st century.

    • @Mark-gg6iy
      @Mark-gg6iy 2 года назад +1

      "Marks being marks"- Donald trump.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 2 года назад +2

      Next week in The Onion:
      WE GIVE UP
      The Onion has ceased operation, as we cannot find news stories with headlines outrageous enough to be clearly understood as parody. We had a good run. Good luck to us all.

    • @phillipchacon2342
      @phillipchacon2342 2 года назад

      Do these people not have an audience to give them an actual opinion? Idk how they manage to actual follow through with ideas like selling an invisible sculpture lmao. Its a joke kids come up with to get out of their art class. Maybe the artist bought his own work to get attention who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's invisible after all so no one can really say what happened.

  • @chaunceymcT
    @chaunceymcT 2 года назад +251

    I wish I was as happy as John for 1 minute of my day.

    • @sycoticpsycho
      @sycoticpsycho 2 года назад +24

      Me too, but they would have to adjust my meds again.

    • @chinchillamdgamer
      @chinchillamdgamer 2 года назад +1

      @@sycoticpsycho lol

    • @TheReubenShow
      @TheReubenShow 2 года назад +2

      I think he's only that happy for an hour a day.

    • @whispersmith
      @whispersmith 2 года назад +2

      @@TheReubenShow still pretty damn good

    • @guyincognito5663
      @guyincognito5663 2 года назад +1

      @@whispersmith Yeah, I’d buy that for a dollar!

  • @johngrayatkinson1214
    @johngrayatkinson1214 2 года назад +294

    They didn't even realize the sculpture was stolen days before. The " art thieves" just walked right out the front door with it, like NOTHING happened.

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 2 года назад +5

      That’s how big brains steal shit. Hiding in plain sight is the best stealth.

    • @over-cn7qw
      @over-cn7qw 2 года назад +5

      It would be funny to actually try and pretend you are stealing it if someone "put in on display" in an art gallery

    • @johngrayatkinson1214
      @johngrayatkinson1214 2 года назад +7

      @@over-cn7qw that's when you pull out your invisible badge and say, " move along,nothing to see here"

    • @dirkvanderlaan4553
      @dirkvanderlaan4553 Год назад

      @@DoctorProph3t ,, o 9

  • @AdamHeine
    @AdamHeine 2 года назад +204

    "He's on fire!"
    Jon Batiste, playing Zelda songs and making NBA Jam references. He's my hero.

    • @moniqm3607
      @moniqm3607 2 года назад +3

      Absolutely!

    • @videomissionary
      @videomissionary 2 года назад +7

      Was waiting for *"BOOM SHAKA LAKA"*

    • @Kaleidoscopics
      @Kaleidoscopics 2 года назад +7

      And he's so graceful. He's like a gazelle or something, when he was mimicking the shot after that he's so smooth and his body just has a way of moving that would look so odd and out of place on someone like myself but it looks so natural and effortless on him. Idk, he definitely has a way of taking up space but doing it in such a breezy way that you feel just...idk, chill. lol. I really like his vibe is what I'm going on about 😆

    • @elzeromando
      @elzeromando 2 года назад +3

      It's actually the song from NBA Jam

    • @AdamHeine
      @AdamHeine 2 года назад +2

      @@elzeromando Oh man, thank you so much for pointing that out. I didn't even realize, but you're right! You have made my day even more complete.

  • @misslanapaulford
    @misslanapaulford 2 года назад +153

    I still half expect him to say quarantine while..

    • @sharontrujillo7793
      @sharontrujillo7793 2 года назад +3

      I liked it better...🎯

    • @Zaddy-Lu
      @Zaddy-Lu 2 года назад +4

      I miss it. That was one of my favorite parts of lockdown 😥😔

    • @misslanapaulford
      @misslanapaulford 2 года назад +1

      @@Zaddy-Lu
      Ohhhh yes, especially when he was being rude or naughty or just fake angry. It's hilarious 🤣

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 2 года назад +4

      quarantinwhile does roll off the tongue easier

    • @Lanwarder
      @Lanwarder 2 года назад +1

      oh don't move on too fast ;)

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 2 года назад +336

    Those bowling balls were the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre of 2017.

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 2 года назад +25

      my laugh of the morning! 😂

    • @Tsuka-bn8hq
      @Tsuka-bn8hq 2 года назад +19

      Yes! Comment of the day

    • @randallholloway8686
      @randallholloway8686 2 года назад +13

      You win the internet today imo 🤙🏾 flawless victory

    • @heman5954
      @heman5954 2 года назад +14

      The punch line would have hit harder if it were the ghost of Donnie from the big lebowski.

    • @UncleAnaesthesia
      @UncleAnaesthesia 2 года назад +8

      Thank you for that gem, oh wow.

  • @TheAureliac
    @TheAureliac 2 года назад +97

    I've seen both those sculptures and they're nothing alike.

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator 2 года назад +88

    The one guy in the audience just shouting "DON'T DO IT" is a big mood.

    • @AwkwrdPrtMskrt
      @AwkwrdPrtMskrt 2 года назад

      Can't believe I missed that the first few times I watched this…

    • @Crocogator
      @Crocogator 2 года назад

      @@AwkwrdPrtMskrt "First few times"
      Don't worry. I watch that part over and over as well. His eyes are the perfect example of regret.

  • @KitoBallard
    @KitoBallard 2 года назад +15

    I always love how he always takes care of his "invisible" props, even with the "$18k" statue XD

  • @AwkwrdPrtMskrt
    @AwkwrdPrtMskrt 2 года назад +45

    That collective groan the audience made when they heard of the mac-n-cheese ice-cream. We feel it too.

  • @richardbraakman7469
    @richardbraakman7469 2 года назад +59

    That invisible sculpture is best enjoyed while listening to John Cage's 4'33" in the background.

    • @aroyn7
      @aroyn7 2 года назад +6

      Once saw an orchestra perform that piece. Still blew my mind

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +468

    The High Art world is just so transparent nowadays.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham 2 года назад +17

      I saw that sculpture. I think I knocked it over.

    • @hellohogo
      @hellohogo 2 года назад +12

      clearly you don't get it.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 2 года назад +9

      I have an idea for a sculpture. I call it a Lunaglyph, like a geoglyph but on the moon.
      We send solar-powered excavation vehicles and automatons to the moon where they will shape a significant portion of the lunar surface into an enormous peace symbol that would be visible to everyone on Earth.
      But no one can make money off of it so it will simply never happen.

    • @timbeaton5045
      @timbeaton5045 2 года назад +10

      Dunno.. Anyone should be able to see through this scam...n'est ce pas?

    • @goblinounours
      @goblinounours 2 года назад +13

      High Art is often nothing to look at.
      (just gonna say it, so happy to see all these puns)

  • @smithjohn383
    @smithjohn383 2 года назад +14

    British composer Mike Batt made a piece called One Minute Of Silence that didn't have a single note. It was total silence.
    He was sued of plagiarism by John Cage's estate, because JC had a piece called 4.33, that was four minutes and 33 seconds of silence. Batt ended up settling it with an undisclosed six-figure sum.
    Which is absolutely ridiculous because Cage himself stole it from French composer Alphonse Allais.

  • @jeffchan67
    @jeffchan67 2 года назад +189

    Those "high tech" jackets are what every construction worker here in Japan wears every summer. They cost about $60. We've had them for several years now.

    • @vikmanphotography7984
      @vikmanphotography7984 2 года назад +7

      Stephen compared it to a PC cooler so maybe there are fins or heat pipes to draw heat away from the body quicker? Just a guess.
      Either way it's not a breakthrough- just something topical.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +12

      I could use one in a hot climate. You have to choose between sweat and sunburn every summer.

    • @auroramichael1110
      @auroramichael1110 2 года назад

      What. 😱

    • @renhoek3851
      @renhoek3851 2 года назад +1

      how effective are they? From what it sounds like, a little cooler wouldn't make much difference in 30 degree heat to me.

    • @653j521
      @653j521 2 года назад +1

      @@renhoek3851 On your neck? A lot of coolers focus on your neck as your vulnerable spot for being cooled down. I imagine that's also true in winter losing warmth there so you wear a scarf. Blood vessels close to the surface, perhaps. Google?

  • @marioapeach9267
    @marioapeach9267 2 года назад +214

    I really enjoyed this video, but in the last two minutes I couldn't see Stephen. Next time I hope he remembers to reposition the invisible sculpture out of the way.

    • @SpSot
      @SpSot 2 года назад +5

      👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 2 года назад +15

      I know. Just because it's invisible doesn't mean you can see through it.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +13

      @@ericminch I think we ALL can see through it, except for whoever gave the "artist" $18,000. 😆

    • @keanureeves3902
      @keanureeves3902 2 года назад

      Thanks for following me

    • @TheMulToyVerse
      @TheMulToyVerse 2 года назад +1

      Plot twist... and take note that I’m the first to ever make this joke in the history of the internet...
      It was an invisible sculpture of John Cena

  • @Superbajt
    @Superbajt 2 года назад +80

    Stephen can see a person wearing the One Ring. Stephen works for Sauron confirmed.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 2 года назад +3

      @cak01vej I support the Bombadil theory.

    • @YayDee85
      @YayDee85 2 года назад +1

      @cak01vej I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 2 года назад +1

      Thanks for this. I didn't get the Frodo reference.

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 2 года назад +40

    4:31 For the original invisible sculpture, I bid 32,000 invisible dollars.

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 2 года назад +5

      I see your offer and I raise my bid is $40,000!

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +1

      You can ALL have one! Just make sure your money is REAL!

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 2 года назад

      @@cc1k435 it is real invisible money!

    • @claudioestevez61
      @claudioestevez61 2 года назад +2

      This joke is nothing, if not funny.

    • @kapilsethia9284
      @kapilsethia9284 2 года назад +2

      Here's my bid , , $

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 2 года назад +115

    You'll have to put the wetted Olympian in a big plastic bag with dried rice.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham 2 года назад +14

      That’s crazy! Dried rice just produces dust particles which clog up every crevice of the Olympian. You need actual desiccant packs (never forget to shove a couple in their mouths for added dryness.)

    • @wisho-ro4305
      @wisho-ro4305 2 года назад +6

      @@MyMarsham clogged up Olympian 😳 not a good sight 😅

    • @SkaiCyan
      @SkaiCyan 2 года назад

      Good thing the Olympics are in Japan this year then.

  • @clayman1980
    @clayman1980 2 года назад +78

    No, Stephen, an invisible sculpture sounds like something John Oliver would buy and I'd wager it wouldn't even be the weirdest thing he's ever bought. I'm sure HBO has a special budget for that alone.

    • @Krishy-dz4ov
      @Krishy-dz4ov 2 года назад +7

      He has a Warren G Harding wax sculpture that he used in a trailer for a fake biopic

    • @maggiesays7827
      @maggiesays7827 2 года назад +1

      @@Krishy-dz4ov Stephen can only dream of having a sewage dump named after him just because he made a donation with HBO's money!

    • @maggiesays7827
      @maggiesays7827 2 года назад +3

      @@LifenaDay525 He's helped a lot of food banks during the pandemic. We love him for the way he spends HBO's money!

  • @ollieox9181
    @ollieox9181 2 года назад +104

    Re: the invisible sculpture that sold for $18,000 ... I'd be very interested in seeing the person who REALLY paid $18,000 for an invisible sculpture.

    • @TheBizzle1984
      @TheBizzle1984 2 года назад +27

      It's just a tax right off for rich people. They don't actually care about the "art" and the invisible sculpture and the banana taped to the wall were both pieces meant to expose that to the general public.

    • @farman96
      @farman96 2 года назад +11

      Plot thickens the purchaser is invisible, oh by the way used invisible cash

    • @johngrayatkinson1214
      @johngrayatkinson1214 2 года назад +1

      @@farman96 you mean invisible though

    • @farman96
      @farman96 2 года назад +2

      @@johngrayatkinson1214 can’t even cap spelled it wrong twice smh

    • @benjscar1540
      @benjscar1540 2 года назад +11

      I got two of them and I'm gonna wait till the price goes up and swap them for beanie babies and pokemon cards

  • @itsjustme8837
    @itsjustme8837 2 года назад +11

    Stephen Colbert is 2nd to none. He is hilarious.

  • @urlond9371
    @urlond9371 2 года назад +6

    Love the, "DON'T DO IT." guy in the background.

  • @zaroffhound
    @zaroffhound 2 года назад +49

    Great use of negative space. The flow of the lines integrates the multi-thematic structural integrity with the compositional indistinction of massless energy flux. Oh, wait, no sorry. That's a mirror.

    • @tobiramasenju6290
      @tobiramasenju6290 2 года назад

      Massless energy flux 😂

    • @zaroffhound
      @zaroffhound 2 года назад

      @@tobiramasenju6290😭! xυlʇ γϱɿɘnɘ ƨƨɘlƨƨɒM

  • @Chunkboi
    @Chunkboi 2 года назад +79

    Are the ice cream manufacturers going for that coveted "pregnancy cravings" market?

    • @mikagami69
      @mikagami69 2 года назад +5

      As the father of five, this really tickles the lol-bones

    • @seileach67
      @seileach67 2 года назад +2

      #ItsOlderThanYouThink Tasting History video on Parmesan ice cream from 1789: ruclips.net/video/BR7fywQ-vUE/видео.html

    • @beth8775
      @beth8775 2 года назад +3

      @@seileach67 Parmesan ice cream sounds a lot better than Kraft M&C ice cream, and I've been enjoying that trash my whole life.

    • @meglyy
      @meglyy 2 года назад +2

      @@beth8775 best. comment. Legit cackling at “enjoying that trash all my life” 😂

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 2 года назад

      I've tried French Fry Ice Cream. It wasn't bad but so much better not mass produced.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +251

    If that jacket crashes, just Ctrl+Alt+Disrobe.

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 2 года назад +4

      Is there a reason you post a s***ton of times here, bot?

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 2 года назад +23

      @@MforMovesets Yes: because he has a lot of funny thoughts that make us laugh. Why do you feel it necessary to insult him? You're the troll here.

    • @thearmchairjournalist566
      @thearmchairjournalist566 2 года назад +17

      @@MforMovesets No! New Message has been around for years and is a very funny commentator that I appreciate for his/her wit!
      Find something else to bitch about 😈

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 2 года назад +18

      @@thearmchairjournalist566 New message has bin around so long his profile should just be "message" 😂

    • @thearmchairjournalist566
      @thearmchairjournalist566 2 года назад +6

      @@gozzilla177 True 🤣

  • @darthvirgin7157
    @darthvirgin7157 2 года назад +31

    van leeuwen: “we’re releasing a mac&cheese ice cream.”
    lactose-intolerant me: “challenge accepted!”

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 2 года назад +2

      Van Leewen: "We're releasing a new mac&cheese ice cream with bits of hot dogs inside, plus a vegan option with tofu dogs".

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 2 года назад

      Cheese ice cream has existed for literally decades in the Philippines where most people are lactose-intolerant. If they can do it, so can you!

    • @seileach67
      @seileach67 2 года назад

      @@AngryKittens Tasting History has a recipe from 1789: ruclips.net/video/BR7fywQ-vUE/видео.html

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 2 года назад

      @@seileach67 That's parmesan and never really took off. The Filipino version is cheddar, which is closer to mac n' cheese, and is considered one of the most basic and familiar flavors of the American-era native "sorbetes". With other similarly exotic basic flavors being ube, mango, coconut, and pandan.

  • @kerikah
    @kerikah 2 года назад +5

    Gentlemen, gentlemen. Your invisible statues are equally beautiful and inspiring.

  • @kingjamos2422
    @kingjamos2422 2 года назад +114

    "God is dead."
    "And we killed him... with Mac 'n Cheese ice cream."

    • @josuelemus6751
      @josuelemus6751 2 года назад +7

      A sentence that can only exists in America

    • @SirVic42
      @SirVic42 2 года назад +6

      I thought we beat him over the head with an invisible sculpture.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 2 года назад

      @@SirVic42 I was thinking roughly along the same lines...

    • @fungeneer
      @fungeneer 2 года назад +1

      I sincerely wanted Stephen to give us an honest opinion of the ice cream!

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 2 года назад +2

      Americans: Mac and Cheese Ice Cream *gasp shock awe*
      Philippines: Oh. You mean Queso Ice Cream?

  • @leadspot
    @leadspot 2 года назад +11

    it would have been funny if he drop the invisible art piece on the ground and production add a breaking sound effect xD

  • @Chuck-PK
    @Chuck-PK 2 года назад +3

    6:29 lol the guy yelling "DON'T DO IT!"

  • @nickstadler1906
    @nickstadler1906 2 года назад +7

    Building on an ancient bowler-ial ground is how you get bowl-tergeists.

    • @Oldgit60
      @Oldgit60 2 года назад +1

      Or Irritable Bowl Syndrome.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 2 года назад +14

    Jon Batiste he's on FIREEEEE

    • @nbddhjjnodnfbjdbehe7006
      @nbddhjjnodnfbjdbehe7006 2 года назад

      Such crap stuff. Nobody likes it. It’s just pandering bs.

    • @kalvindotcom
      @kalvindotcom 2 года назад +1

      @@nbddhjjnodnfbjdbehe7006 what do you mean

    • @nickromo8195
      @nickromo8195 2 года назад

      @@kalvindotcom they mean they're mad they don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend and they need to take their frustration out on something

    • @LuckyVine
      @LuckyVine 2 года назад +1

      That spells "fiery". Adding more than one E to the end of a word cancels out the silent E. You're supposed to spell it with several I's instead. What you wrote is pronounced "fieryyyyyyyy."

  • @aquietplace5832
    @aquietplace5832 2 года назад +1

    Stephen killed this set! I'm cryin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 года назад +68

    Now that’s the real “massive dumps”. They had to flush 10 to 15 times to get it to the ocean.

    • @solderbuff
      @solderbuff 2 года назад +1

      Turd Reich's greatest quote.

  • @darthlucas-nq6jg
    @darthlucas-nq6jg 2 года назад +12

    Stephen buying an expensive invisible statue is the peak of his long-time act playing with invisible props

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 2 года назад +2

      Now I'm waiting for John Oliver to unveil his latest art purchase with business daddy's money!

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 2 года назад +1

      He should get an up-to-date valuation on those invisible props, if only for insurance purposes.
      Accidents can happen: _Late Show Backstage Pass: The Invisible Props Department • Apr 14, 2018_

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 2 года назад +1

      Last I heard the Invisible Props department is still in covid jail.
      Ever tried verifying that every invisible prop has been disinfected?

  • @Aluhcav
    @Aluhcav 2 года назад +19

    Americone Dream is one of my favorite flavors from Ben & Jerry's!

    • @janemorriss4548
      @janemorriss4548 2 года назад +1

      How would you describe the flavour to a non American?

    • @Petri-
      @Petri- 2 года назад +4

      @@janemorriss4548, have you ever had/heard of drumstick ice cream cone? It’s similar to that. Waffle cone with chunks of chocolate and caramel mixed into vanilla ice cream. One of the small differences, I’d say is there aren’t chopped peanuts mixed in and usually it’s one flavour. 😊

    • @tanadarko6991
      @tanadarko6991 2 года назад +2

      It's so good - I was a half-baked loyalist for AGES but my roommate made me try it and it's my go-to now.

    • @Aluhcav
      @Aluhcav 2 года назад +1

      @@tanadarko6991 Same here!

    • @Petri-
      @Petri- 2 года назад

      It has a little bit of everything in it^^

  • @andyberger9470
    @andyberger9470 2 года назад +16

    It was killing me trying to figure out why I remembered the song Jon was playing until I realized that he was saying “He’s on fire” because it’s the theme from NBA Jam.

    • @michaelnoble1715
      @michaelnoble1715 2 года назад

      Hello Andy hope you are doing okay over there?

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 2 года назад +16

    5:00 Sculptor B has a serious Brother Theodore vibe coming off him.

  • @englishgardenvideos
    @englishgardenvideos 2 года назад +5

    In Japan, you can get squid-flavored ice cream or something less exotic like purple sweet potato ice cream.

  • @ryansears6594
    @ryansears6594 2 года назад +11

    I also bought my own invisible sculpture!

    • @walter3353
      @walter3353 2 года назад

      😶

    • @mrnicewatch8877
      @mrnicewatch8877 2 года назад

      Yours must be fake because l have one as well

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 года назад +2

      I'm too poor to buy one, so I made mine, myself

    • @mrnicewatch8877
      @mrnicewatch8877 2 года назад +2

      @@RabblesTheBinx ok now you guys are just tryna lower the price of my original art

  • @jiedcogahilme676
    @jiedcogahilme676 2 года назад +23

    That reminds me of that fairy tale of Hans Christian Andersen, about a king fooled by two tailors. Any similarities with reality are purely coincidental.

  • @JayTee2985
    @JayTee2985 2 года назад

    that emergency dump joke got me LMFAO

  • @ChunkySalsa75
    @ChunkySalsa75 2 года назад +33

    I made a 15 minutes song with no music, and no lyrics - it’s literally the sound of silence - going for $50k

    • @halibaitor
      @halibaitor 2 года назад +1

      Simon and Garfunkel already did that.

    • @sharonsage2347
      @sharonsage2347 2 года назад +7

      Look up famous composer John Cage's 4'33".

    • @FringePrincess
      @FringePrincess 2 года назад

      sell the NFT & make millions

    • @AwkwrdPrtMskrt
      @AwkwrdPrtMskrt 2 года назад

      Wow, what a scam, I made a similar song and I only charged USD 35K.

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile 2 года назад +4

    "It's happening."
    That Mac&Cheese ice cream slogan could mean anything. From earthquakes, to volcanos, to Cthulhu summoning, to having your shoelaces tied together!

  • @ffojoe69
    @ffojoe69 2 года назад +1

    This will go down as one of the all-time classic meanwhile segments!

  • @deltav864
    @deltav864 2 года назад +7

    "The same way we keep computers cool" So do I need to rub some thermal paste on my neck?

  • @mauricemitchell4053
    @mauricemitchell4053 2 года назад +3

    Emergency dump callback was hilarious!

    • @michaelnoble1715
      @michaelnoble1715 2 года назад

      Hello Maurice hope you are doing okay over there?

  • @anthonyharvey3873
    @anthonyharvey3873 2 года назад +13

    Stephen Colbert thank you for getting us to covid thank you personally from me you kept me laughing during the bad. The same yeah I lost my mom you and your wife a wonderful together and yes you still have the tightest band on TV you probably won't read this comment but if you do God bless you man

  • @kateriggall
    @kateriggall 2 года назад +3

    Colbert should sell his invisible props!

  • @SpecificallyKate
    @SpecificallyKate 2 года назад +6

    Just once, I'd like him to say "Folks, I spend a lot of time." and just pause there

  • @Alpenjodler1
    @Alpenjodler1 2 года назад +5

    The emperor's new sculpture :-D

  • @Trucmuch
    @Trucmuch 2 года назад +37

    I guess two artists wrote the Emperor's new clothes story and thought, "you know what? People are so crazy nowadays, that may actually work"

  • @jamesdaugherty2339
    @jamesdaugherty2339 2 года назад

    I love John Batiste's exploration into various style of headwear. His indigo "Fez?" yesterday was spectacular!

  • @14beautifulpeople
    @14beautifulpeople 2 года назад

    Invisible Sculpture 🤣🤣🤣. Crazy world!

  • @adrienne3272
    @adrienne3272 2 года назад +4

    I absolutely love Jon Baptiste spirit!!!!!

  • @jetetarro
    @jetetarro 2 года назад +4

    Invisible art: when your good at money laundering

  • @jeswilde6188
    @jeswilde6188 2 года назад +2

    HAHA it was NBA JAMS!!!! Jon: "he's on fire!!!" :D

  • @TheLonelyWheel
    @TheLonelyWheel 2 года назад +1

    Batiste playing some NBA Jam music? HE’S ON FIRE!

  • @shauniebnaturalista6672
    @shauniebnaturalista6672 2 года назад +42

    C'mon, now! The band is a PARTAY in 2021, y'all!!! 🚀🌈

  • @derekstein6193
    @derekstein6193 2 года назад +5

    That one artist says he wants "visibility"?
    I thought he would demand for transparency.

  • @CakeCakeCake
    @CakeCakeCake 2 года назад +1

    The writers who write the openers to "Meanwhile" deserve a round of applause because these intros always crack me up!

  • @jiedcogahilme676
    @jiedcogahilme676 2 года назад +1

    What an entrance, Jon! Amazed!

  • @bepowerification
    @bepowerification 2 года назад +14

    here is an idea for the geniuses who came up with the cooling jackets: how about not wearing a jacket?

    • @ragglock
      @ragglock 2 года назад +9

      Hint like thousands of years old, clothes can protect you from heat, why you never see an Bedouin running around the desert 🏜 in spandex only 😉

    • @LillyTheLonelySock
      @LillyTheLonelySock 2 года назад +4

      You better patent " _not_ wearing a jacket" fast so you can profit. Maybe talk to the artist who did the invisible sculpture...

    • @arnabchakraborty2593
      @arnabchakraborty2593 2 года назад

      There's a fly in your face🤨

    • @bepowerification
      @bepowerification 2 года назад

      @@ragglock yes, thats why Bedouins in extreme sun wear thin clothes to protect them from the hard sun. not a freaking denim jacket in Tokyo that blows cold air onto your neck ... but you even said it yourself: clothes *can* protect you from heat. it all depends what kind of heat. extreme sun in a dry environment? yes, thin clothes are great and will help you. just heat and humidity: nah, wearing a thick jacket makes it way worse... wearing a white denim jacket that cools your neck in that situation... is just stupid.

    • @lovipoekimo176
      @lovipoekimo176 2 года назад +1

      @@ragglock There's a difference--humidity. Bedouins in the desert are merely shielding their body from the sun's heat. People in humid countries have to contend with the heat and the sweat not evaporating and thus cooling you off because of the humidity. So his statement about not wearing a jacket makes sense. Source: Someone who lives in a humid country.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +26

    Well, he didn't run for the dressing room after the first spoonful... Guess I lost that bet.

    • @STSWB5SG1FAN
      @STSWB5SG1FAN 2 года назад +2

      Stephen's a professional, he wouldn't do that till the camera went to commercial.

    • @chazzanschutz6096
      @chazzanschutz6096 2 года назад +1

      I was expecting him to instantly spit it out, but it looked like he was going for another spoonful at the end?

  • @viperstrike1221
    @viperstrike1221 2 года назад

    Colberts invisible prop work is always top notch.

  • @jamesfrank3213
    @jamesfrank3213 2 года назад +1

    Well one person would be ok with the sewage spill...Frank Drebin! I love it!!

  • @michaelwertzy9808
    @michaelwertzy9808 2 года назад +14

    "Kraft", the worlds largest producer of non-nutritious and super processed..........."food"?

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 2 года назад +22

    Well, I mean, first, I _refuse_ to believe that no one has suggested that particular flavor _before._ But second, it sounds _terrible_ and that's _probably_ why it hasn't caught _on._

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 2 года назад +1

      I'm looking forward to chopped liver flavor.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад

      Follow up flavor: mashed potato ice cream! Basically, it's frozen mashed potatoes...😐

    • @rabidsamfan
      @rabidsamfan 2 года назад +3

      Cheese and other savory ice creams have been around for a while. I would try it, but in small amounts.

  • @culvuil
    @culvuil 2 года назад

    Every episode should start like this - So upbeat and lively

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife 2 года назад +2

    God Bless You Jon!
    I also want to know how that Ice Cream tasted?🤔

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 2 года назад

      Me too. It's bothering me a bit that he didn't give his reaction. I wonder how bad it is.

    • @sharonjimenez8000
      @sharonjimenez8000 2 года назад

      Agree lol

  • @Channelslamurai
    @Channelslamurai 2 года назад +31

    These live audiences don't appreciate Meanwhile like they should.

    • @laurahoward5426
      @laurahoward5426 2 года назад +7

      The intro has become stupidly long

    • @babangidabs
      @babangidabs 2 года назад +4

      @@laurahoward5426 I have found myself skipping them 🤦🏾‍♂️
      🏃🏽 🏃🏽 🏃🏽

    • @Seej1982
      @Seej1982 2 года назад +1

      Guess they got used to QUARANTINEWHIIIIIILE

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 2 года назад +2

      @@laurahoward5426 Yes, that's part of the bit.

    • @Channelslamurai
      @Channelslamurai 2 года назад +1

      @@Seej1982 I will always say quarantinewhile in my heart.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +3

    "Burger King... How's the peeping...?"

  • @EvilPanda187
    @EvilPanda187 2 года назад +1

    I’m still expecting to hear Quarantinewhile lol

  • @angelabromley3712
    @angelabromley3712 2 года назад +1

    The burger king "king" looked like he was drooling.

    • @michaelnoble1715
      @michaelnoble1715 2 года назад

      Hello Angela hope you are doing okay over there?

  • @thecountalucard666
    @thecountalucard666 2 года назад +3

    Remember, Stephen, Hungry Man is owned by Swanson; Bucker Tarlson makes money off disappointing frozen dinners.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 2 года назад

      you fatfingered the F to a B.

  • @kholdanstaalstorm6881
    @kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 года назад +4

    How long does it take before the ads for the Mac & Cheese Ice-cream to say: "As shown on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert" ??
    That one scoop is worth millions in free advertising.

    • @SpSot
      @SpSot 2 года назад

      It also depends if he really liked it.

    • @tanadarko6991
      @tanadarko6991 2 года назад

      I mean, I wouldn't say this was GOOD publicity

    • @kholdanstaalstorm6881
      @kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 года назад +1

      How many that didn't know of it before Stephen's bit, how many of those will buy one just to check how bad it is and finally how many of those may buy more because they either liked it and/or to show their social circle how good/bad it is?
      Even a bad reaction has it's value.

  • @jeswilde6188
    @jeswilde6188 2 года назад +1

    THAT OPENING SOUNDS A LOT LIKE THE BEGINNING OF NBA JAMS ON SNES!!!! :D haha! taking me back!

  • @margaretpeabody243
    @margaretpeabody243 2 года назад +2

    That was a good one today fun with the food fun with the dumps and viewing the CEO of Colbert creamery.

    • @michaelnoble1715
      @michaelnoble1715 2 года назад

      Hello Margaret hope you are doing okay over there?

  • @Feequilts
    @Feequilts 2 года назад +7

    The other day I was on an Australian furniture website when it was slow to load. When something did come up it was a basic outline of the titles of the pages. The first one said Special Nonexistent Furniture. I kid you not, I took a screenshot.

    • @vikmanphotography7984
      @vikmanphotography7984 2 года назад

      I would assume they meant 'special order' or 'made to order'?

    • @653j521
      @653j521 2 года назад

      Feequilts The wave of the future! Snap them up before the boom hits.

  • @MetalJoe0609
    @MetalJoe0609 2 года назад +5

    That ice cream is the inverse of a product available in canada, cotton candy flavor kraft dinner.

    • @STSWB5SG1FAN
      @STSWB5SG1FAN 2 года назад

      That sounds like such a Canadian thing, I'm betting it a real product.

    • @653j521
      @653j521 2 года назад

      @@STSWB5SG1FAN Why is that such a Canadian thing? Is the mac and cheese ice cream such an American thing?

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 2 года назад

      That's so disgusting, are you sure it's not one of ours? 🇺🇸

  • @jerrymarquez642
    @jerrymarquez642 2 года назад +1

    I would love to see John and his band live they rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @brendancolliander4438
    @brendancolliander4438 2 года назад +2

    Lol have to have that ice cream

  • @cindyloomis-torvi3396
    @cindyloomis-torvi3396 2 года назад +4

    Mac n cheese ice cream??? 🤢

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 2 года назад +3

    No one:
    New Message: Ctrl+Alt+Disrobe

  • @oldsesalt8496
    @oldsesalt8496 2 года назад +2

    Stephen is really on his game tonight. I haven't laughed so hard in months.

  • @naujaral2131
    @naujaral2131 2 года назад

    just hearing the introduction to meanwhile makes it all worth Mr. S.C , thank you for another great funny one !!

  • @KristiContemplates
    @KristiContemplates 2 года назад +6

    They're both rip-offs of the Joker's portrait of the soul of a bat which, to the untrained eye, appears as a blank canvas

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 года назад +6

    The bowling balls were rejects from a local factory. They were cheap landfill... and now just damaged spares that won't be seeing any alley action...

    • @653j521
      @653j521 2 года назад

      Opus 313 All facts and no joy. :(

    • @Opus313
      @Opus313 2 года назад

      @@653j521
      You're right... The home owner did say he wants to make sculptures with the balls... something along the lines of chemical bond models... So, some joy...

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 2 года назад

    That callback to the mac and cheese ice cream sent me!!

  • @mr.joshua6818
    @mr.joshua6818 2 года назад +1

    Art is eating itself lol

  • @kel702
    @kel702 2 года назад +3

    "...primordial need to get Cash."....joe manchin understands that need.

  • @mortuos557
    @mortuos557 2 года назад +4

    wooo meanwhile!!
    also just wanted to say: billionaires shouldn't exist!
    have a nice day!

  • @malinolsson5921
    @malinolsson5921 2 года назад +2

    Love John’s head attire, my mind goes to all housekeeping/wife’s in the 50thies

  • @ThePowerflake
    @ThePowerflake 2 года назад

    Superfluous Buns is the sequel to Two Extra Weiners. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 2 года назад +3

    Dr.Colbert: Former Fascist
    Jon Batiste: With all due Respect

  • @Blackstaralpha
    @Blackstaralpha 2 года назад +4

    Should rename the show to "The Late Show with Jon Batiste"

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 2 года назад +1

      It's Jon not John. It's Batiste not Baptiste. You're probably thinking about the guy who had his head served on a platter.

    • @Blackstaralpha
      @Blackstaralpha 2 года назад

      @@ericminch Damn and I actually googled the name. FTFY

  • @jeffclement2468
    @jeffclement2468 Год назад

    Soon as I saw that term "emergency dump", I knew he was gonna do a call-back to that ice cream...😂

  • @johndavis6119
    @johndavis6119 2 года назад +1

    You are the only talk show host who pronounces Appalachian the way we do.