The Ultimate Christmas Pitch Meeting
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- Опубликовано: 22 дек 2019
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Video by Ryan George @TheRyanGeorge
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Featuring:
Home Alone Pitch Meeting:
• Home Alone Pitch Meeting
Home Alone 2 Pitch Meeting:
• Home Alone 2: Lost In ...
Jingle All The Way Pitch Meeting:
• Jingle All The Way Pit...
The Santa Clause Pitch Meeting:
• The Santa Clause Pitch...
The Nightmare Before Christmas Pitch Meeting:
• The Nightmare Before C...
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"You wanna make a movie where . . . a child's wife cheats on him?"
Still one of the best lines.
100th Like!
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Just heard the line as I read that
Wife cheating? His brother and wife accidentally left him home alone.
BMTelle yess
Rehashing old material is TIGHT.
It's super easy. Barely an inconveinience.
wuphat oh really?
I don't know. It might be insulting to our fanbase. Give them the idea we're lazy and we don't care.
I need you to get 100% off my back about rehashing old material
Reboots are tight!
Remakes are tight!
Blu Ray re releases are tight!
"Oh pitch meetings are tight!"
*Stares into our soul*
😂❤
Those piercing eyes...
"Screen rants are tight!"
Absolute Perfection
"VCRs are great!"
"and they always will be."
that just killed me
They were great tho. Far better than dvds.
I'm watching this on beta Max...
I do miss VCRs. I used to watch movies on VHS all the time as a kid because I was born in the early 2000s
They were great until it eats the tape then it's super difficult very much an inconvience.
@@starkiller1289 not really?
"My back is where you are and I'd like you to vacate the premises"
Poke fusion Central ! Oh let me go ahead and get off that thing !
I am using this phrase from now on 😂
My sides went to orbit and beyond at that point!
I'm gonna start using this
I love that 😖☺️🤣
I'm waiting when these will get boring. 100 episodes in, still not there.
Way over 100
@@anthonyzanoni2156 how would you know how many episodes he watched?
he has made 166 episodes.. there is a playlist that u can check
@@hamzaold8136 wtf? Andromeda literally commented "100 episodes in" meaning HE has watched 100 of those. This has nothing to do with how many there are
I think it's the format. It's simple, direct and tight.
“Because the psychopath thing.” 😅😂
The psychopath thing is tight
He wants to be a cop himself
Ohh that dose not make sense
Lolooikoko
14:25
“Oh, pitch meeting are tight”
*looks at camera as fourth wall crumbles into dust*
I laughed so hard at that moment.
"Oh, Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!" *looks at camera* "Oh, ScreenRants are TIGHT!"
These fourth wall breaks are TIGHT!
These comments are TIGHT!!!
These comments are TIGHT!!!
@@matz1011 repeating comments are TIGHT!
Donovan The Frog repeating repeating comments are tight
@@cjclow052 replying to 2 yr old comments are TIGHT!
"my disbelief is so suspended right now"
My favorite line for some reason
Suspension of disbelief is TIGHT!
I also suspended my disbelief because Syd Field never mentions it in the book that he held.
somehow my mind turned that into a dirty line. LOL
@@doofus0123 yeh yeh yeh
"ohh pitch meetings are tight" looks right at the camera man breaking the fourth wall is tight
How can every pitch meeting be so fresh even though like 40% of the script is sentances said in all the episodes... Amazing series lmao
its super easy, barely an inconvenience
it's super easy barely an inconvenience
Its super easy, barley an inconvenience.
“My back is where you are and I’d love for you to vacate the premises “ 😂
BEST LINE EVER!
This is like when you go through a thesaurus to extend ur essay to the word limit
Which pitch meeting is that in?
“You wanna make a movie where....a child’s wife cheats on him?”
yes
@@brickburger8362 yes MAKE IT
Me: uhhhhhhhh
You missed the opportunity to say "oh, cool, airport security is *tight* "
"No sir, not yet it's not"
For a second I thought this was a 26 minute long pitch meeting.
Same, lol!
Ah, mistaking archived material for long form original content is tight!
if only
Whoops.
@@jeremyeinbinder4632 Whoopsie.
"Is it a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie?"
"Yes"
🤪🤪😁😁😁😂😂😂
@@c.j.9072 no
No it could've been summer break movie
@@foodplayzgames it was a line from this r/wooosh
‘Twas the timestamps before Christmas
0:00 Home Alone
5:50 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
11:39 The Santa Clause
16:41 The Nightmare Before Christmas
21:01 Jingle All The Way
No Christmas Vacation or Elf smh
Hopefully an update can be done to add the other holiday classics he’s pitched like Polar Express, Christmas With The Kranks, and Die Hard
Ty
Writer Guy forgot to include his best Christmas script ever: Die Hard!
"Suspension of disbelief": the key ingredient for every movie ever pitched on this show
"Pitch meetings are tight!"
"Screen rants are tight!"
Admit it, you've been waiting a long time to use those!
thats the name of the thing!
wow wow wow wow wow
I don’t get it
@Cadavu2 you uncultured swine
"Oh is that a Christmas movie or Halloween Movie"
"Yes."
"What?"
This is the second pitch meeting I've seen and I absolutely love it!
Wow wow wow wow... wow!
That was my immediate thought the first time I watch Nightmare Before Christmas
My family’s solution was to watch it at thanksgiving since it’s between Christmas and thanksgiving, problem solved
DelDuio ,8
Pitch meetings are the besssst
"I guess we'd have to hope the meth head has a lot of Christmas spirit."
Yes sir, I do.
I honestly would love to see that movie.
I like how Harry and Marv are immortal beings but the executive cares more about being able to hear somebody screaming from their hotel room in Central Park.
Pitch meetings are the best thing about Screen Rant and the only reason I’m subscribed
Cut everything else and change the channel name to Pitch Meetings SR.
S O L I D
Yes
Same
Wait.. how did I not realize in home alone they accidentally throw away Kevin’s plane ticket?
I guess you haven't been watching enough youtube.
I just checked, in the last 7 days I’ve watched for 22 hours and 57 minutes.
YooItsXtra how do you check?
I've watched it a hundred times but always thought it was just ruined pizza.
It’s amongst a lot of other stuff, but if they hadn’t thrown it away, it would occur to them they have an extra ticket at the airport and not leave, which would ruin the totally realistic plot of course. Not noticing a ticket worth hundreds of dollars to Europe is missing is TIGHT!
"The same woman, what are the odds of that?"
"Well I thought it was 1 in 200..."
"Fair enough!"
This guy is such a genius I love how you can tell he buys into both the roles, and reacts so genuinely =D
sub to his channel
@@challengeaccepted4065 So weird to reply to an old comment. And it's not like I've been subbed to him for longer than this comment =/
@@silenceofallthings i see where you are coming from but also clearly you did see it and responded so it worked
I like how you can see how they slowly become more smiley and quick with the conversation
I like how you say “they” as though it’s two guys irl
@@Apocalypselaboratory I guess I meant the characters and not the actor himself
@@Apocalypselaboratory They absolutely are. One of them wears glasses.
"Whoops!"
"WHOOPSIE!!"
My favorite part of any Pitch Meeting
Wow wow wow wow!
@@NarwahlGaming Ye ye ye ye ye
Best wooopsie was Sonic I think lol
Me too
@@ScienceDiscovereryee
I read the title of the video and thought the pitch guy would be pitching Christmas as a movie genre.
Same here.
Try telling Hallmark it isn't
SAAAME
enima every god damn Christmas hallmark movie is the same. If it doesn’t have a prince of a made up country, it’s New York City. So predictable. And there’s always coffee if it’s in new york
@@kiaghezel-ayagh9099 "A prince of a made up country."
Black Panther???????
I've binge watched like 70 hours of this stuff straight and it's all gold.
I constantly forget that these aren't two people in a room reading lines naturally to each other. This is brilliant acting and editing work. Bravo!
He's gonna flirt with an elderly child.
What?
I laughed way too hard
Do a *Mean girls* pitch meeting?
@kartikeytiwari37 Stop trying to make that pitch meeting happening, it’s not gonna happen, but in all seriousness i’d be down for a Mean Girls pitch meeting
@@ronstoppable5659
Wow what a change of attitude in such a small paragraph...
Almost as if it was super easy, barely an inconvenience...
@@ronstoppable5659 why will it never happen...?
@Alakazamlover4 I was just making a Mean Girls reference
Bring Back Kim Possible, Animated Obviously u were just quoting the film lol
That is so fetch!
Ryan: a kid getting left home alone on vacation is insanely unrealistic
My brother who got left home alone at my parents wedding: 😐
“People love listening to privileged people complain about their privileged lives”
Had me laughing so hard
“My wife and my brother went on vacation without me” Best line of 2019! 😹😹😹
you can see the progression of the madness of the two characters here
Well, I mean the been around since movies became a thing so...
"And he talks to himself. Kind of a lot." = all of Ryan's videos
(14:16 and 14:25) "Oh, pitch meetings are tight!" I love the little knowing look he gives at the camera after he says that.
"I have a pitch for a movie called 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'"
"ls that a Christmas or Halloween movie"
"Yes"
BRANDI MITCHELL lol 😂
Why is there only 1 reply and why is it 10 months after the comment was made 🤔
I said yes when he did. LMAO
Recycling Xmas pitch meetings putting them altogether like a gift into a compilation and giving it to us on Xmas week? I get it Ryan. You’re one of us. ‘‘Tis the season.
Shedrach L I got used socks!
It's Christmas
'Tis
Regifting is TIGHT!
Ohhh, recycling Xmas pitch meetings putting them altogether like a gift into a compilation and giving it to us on Xmas week is TIGHT.
16:45 “oh is that a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie?”
Ryan: *YES*
what
“How come the Santa Claus that was in charge when they were kids didn’t get them what they wanted?”
“Maybe they had a meth addict Santa back then, I don’t know.” 😂
“I imagine it’s going to be really hard to get the whole family to forget about Kevin.”
“Actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
Ikr. After those movies the whole world forgot about the actor. I watch a shitload of TV and movies but I've never seen him in anything other than Home Alone.
Oh Really?
@@-TheShaun- he did a bunch of kids movies in the 90s. Some were good, most were mediocre. After becoming a teen he went on hiatus and lived off all the money from the early 90s. He makes a lot of money from home alone sales.
@@-TheShaun- If only there was some kind of website where you could type in an actor name and it would give you a filmography. Guess it will never happen.
@@darrenrobinson9041, there is, imdb. But I never said I wanted to know what movies he's been in, I said I haven't seen him in anything else. There's a difference, numbnuts.
Screen Rant: "Which Christams Movie are you going to make a Pitchmeeting about."
Ryan: "Yes."
Max Pants yeah yeah yeah
"Then he tells them, I want to go into the family business."
"I guess patricide doesn't get anyone's attention anymore."
"Oh yeah... I really didn't consider that, so we're just gonna go with it."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah"
I mean, the only way to become Santa Clause is to kill Santa Clause... right?
Quote of pitch meetings: “Barely an inconvenience”
I literally said that exact sentence to my Brother
There is also "(random word) is tight"
and “I don’t know” “Fair enough”
@@PearoIGuess Random Words are tight!
@@ahoroeidori Yes sir they are
lol yeah
00:38 that little pause as he gets ready to drop a truth bomb gets me every time!
The suspension of disbelief is tight!
It also makes writing scripts super easy, barely an inconvenience
21:09 "oh ,oh a workaholic at christmast time; that cant be good" it would have been great if he would have changed to a christmas setting as soon as he said that! and wearing a christmas hat too. XD
"Vcrs are great."
"And they always will be"
"Dashing Thru The Snow" actually might make more sense compared to "Jingle All The Way"
But...why?
@@claudeanello3362 well, they're literally "Dashing Thru the Snow" to get a toy for their kids
@@jaynguyen1573 I see,thanks.
Btw,your last name is in the book Artemis Fowl(great book)
@@claudeanello3362 oh neat! Apparently like 40% of Vietnamese people have this last name haha.. Emperor Nguyen 'gifted' his name to many during his reign
Christmas Pitch meeting, Pitch Meeting:
So you have a Pitch Meeting video for me?
Yes sir I do so you know how its Christmas and Christmas is easy to make money off of?
Yes I do.
Well today I thought we could just make a compilation of all of our Christmas Pitch Meetings.
Oh very cool but wouldn't fans get annoyed that we're not uploading anything new?
Well I mean we did the the Star Wars Holiday Special a few weeks back so I'm hoping they just forget this video is nothing new.
Oh forgetting things is tight.
Yes sir.
Yeh yeh yeh.
So you say we're gonna have all our Christmas Pitch Meetings in there?
Well I mean yes, but really no!
What?
Yeh Well see I actually forgot how many specials we have done.
Oh forgetting things is tight!
I think you already said that sir.
Oh whoops.
Whoopsie so what I decided to do was only include the important ones, Jingle All The Way, The Nightmare Before Christmas, both Home Alone movies.
Very interesting but won't it be hard to sell a incomplete compilation?
Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Oh really?
Yeeh see I'm just kinda hoping that fans forget these other unimportant pitch meetings exist.
Even the new ones we've made this year?
Evven the new ones we've made this year sir!
Oh forgetting things that happened recently is tight!
You've really gotta stop saying that sir.
Oh OK, so why would anyone watch a load of Pitch Meetings they've seen before?
Because!
That works!
So what do you think?
Well I think this will probably be something worth uploading.
Right.
I mean even if its not that well received, it probably won't get a lot of views or anything but let's do it!
"Ultimate Christmas Pitch Meeting earns 30k views in first 3 hours"
Oh biblical! In my head I heard the entire pitch in his voice too.
@@Mighty_Ceasar If you managed to read all of that I solute you sir! I can only hope Screen rant sees this comment now
Brit Animations super easy, barely an inconvenience!
This is absolute genius!
yessssssssssss
edit: I read this all and it sounds so legit! :)
" This channel would be great at _CinemaSins_ ."
Sin counter - " *DING* "
Except these are actually good.
@@lordlol77 I get similar vibe from pitches as from sins, but I think pitches are somehow better!
This unholy combination is actually pretty neat
How did I miss this pitch meeting?! Just discovered it! Belated Christmas gift to self ;)
Belated Christmas presents to oneself is TIGHT!!!
@@aztn19 *are
"VCRs are GREAT!"
"And they always will be."
- Amen! (crap, I just carbon dated myself)
Shark Dentures I still prefer VCR’s to DVD players and I ALWAYS will
VCRs are tight. Still have one
Don't worry,so do I.
I have a ton of VHS tapes and no VCR 😂 clearly I need to get a VCR haha
Wait.. how did I not realize in home alone they accidentally throw away Kevin’s plane ticket?
"Oh pitch meeting are TIGHT!"
Stares into the camera and my soul
Oh my god--I can't even get through this one in one sitting. I totally lost it at the "Kevin is a psychopath" part.
I love how young Ryan is in the first home alone movie pitch and it just feels like maybe he’s a young producer and this is the first movie he’s had to listen to
And then when you watch more recent pitches, he’s more “experienced” and older looking and you just imagine this producer has seen a lot.
Love it!
Is it just me, or have they both become happier through the years?
They have and i feel it's enhanced the charm factor. Both Ryans are so loveable now
"Wow, so this guy is a goddamn liar"
I almost choked on my drink from laughing
I love how Ryan becomes more sarcastic as the video goes on
The best line: “Pitch meetings are tight!”
I have an idea for a Pitch Meeting. How about either Sharkboy and Lavagirl or Astro Boy?
Merry Christmas! You should really do a Pitch Meeting for Independence Day (or both of them, the second one was sooo bad...)
14:20 that fourth wall breaking self-referential look cracks me up every time.
“Oh, is that a Christmas movie or a Halloween Movie?-“
“ *Yes.* “
Never noticed that his ticket was thrown away!!
Rereleasing Old Pitch Meetings is
Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience.
And the fact that I rewatched it anyway is TIGHT🤓
Well, OK then.
Screen Rants are leagues more entertaining than most movies these days.
Lol love the direct eye contact with "pitch meetings are tight"
They are indeed
Thinking of funny gag to comment is super difficult definitely an inconvenience.
Begging for attention is tight.
@@Bruh_Moment7, yeah yeah yeah.
@@Bruh_Moment7 let me get him off of that thing, ya big alpha male.
@@Bruh_Moment7 Oh a comment section movie?
TinoTheGreat So, you’ve got a comment section script for me?
The CMCU (Christmas movie cinematic universe) pitch meeting is TIGHT!!!
At 13:06 I thought of
🎶But if you've seen The Santa Clause, you know/You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat/You can kill him, leave him dead up in the snow/The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro🎶
14:25-14:28 “oh pitch meetings are tight” *looks at camera*
This was super easy barely an inconvenience to watch
14:25 "Pitch meetings are tight!" That smug face tho 😂
"Screen rants are tight!"
I see what you did there.
"Oh pitch meetings are tight" - looks at camera .... lol
"Oh, pitch meetings are tight." LOL
Listen when you have ADHD packing a suitcase is hard. I can’t speak for the trap part but sometimes “easy” and “hard” things are switched.
Same here, brother.
So true
Same dude
Yep same. If Kevin’s very interested in traps then they would be super easy, barely an inconvenience for him to make
This is SO true.
I’m crying right now, this is the best thing on RUclips
It can be assumed that the Santa that dies in the first TheSanta Claus, that he was still on his first year which would explain why Mrs. Claus wasn't a thing.
This of course is not taking into account that the writers just didn't think that far ahead. At the very least, the elves didn't seem to care probably because the guy wasn't very fun to be around
Discovering Ryan George's videos are the best thing that happened to me in 2019...and I got a promotion at work and bought a home this year!
Is fascinating how Ryan evolved the pitch meeting tone! You can tell that the home alone one is pretty old!
OMG he does change the computer in the background to match the time period this pitch meeting would occur
14:00
"So then Scott accidentally flirts with an elderly child and then falls asleep!"
"What"
I'm crying 🤣
"Is it a Christmas or Halloween film?"
"Yes."
We're all just gonna ignore the fact the Ryan's wife
...
Went on a trip to paris
....
WITH HIS BROTHER!
@Kaleela Edwards *raised eyebrows*
We’re uplifting our beliefs
@@SansoHumar oh yeah
is it cheating if they are all ryans
@@musicaloperationstwothousa5511 is the brother another Rian?
"So why does santa have to be fat?"
Answer: "So we can make fat jokes"
NICE
"Actually super easy, barely an incovnience" I'm dead so true in so many movies
I can never get enough “pitch meeting” material, so these longform episodes are most welcome. Keep up the great work Ryan! In so many ways, listening to your clips is the difference between sanity and insanity for me.
if i was a movie director, i would send Ryan the script and let him make a pitch meeting on it. thats how my movie will be perfect
(sry for bad english)
There's another Channel called Honest Trailers. Some movie directors/writers have actually said they wanted to honest trailer proof the movie when they were writing / directing it. The guys who wrote and directed Captain America Winter Soldier said that
Daniel Dunlap Isn’t the point of Honest Trailers to be honest? How would they honest proof something?
For real though I think the Deadpool Honest Trailer was the best one.
I think pitch meetings have taught us that studios don't care and they know they can get away with anything.
your English is fine
@@DeathnoteBB he means like proven to be honest, not that it can’t be honest.
Watching the first Home Alone movie Christmas night before going to bed became a tradition my mom and I did when I was younger. We still do it to this day and I’ll carry on the tradition when I have kids
6:16 "I thought so too" cracked me up way more than it should've. Brilliant.
It's crazy how you can see the evolution of the "Big-Shot Movie Producer" voice affectation as it evolves in real time through these successive pitch meetings. Interesting to watch, lol.
I don't know why, but in the nightmare before Christmas one when he says "rude." I just can't stop laughing
Love the 4th wall break when he says “pitch meetings are tight.” 😂
I love how the background and fashions match the year in which the movie was released. Like how the computer keeps changing, and ominous predictions about the future.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) pitch meeting
Jim Carey in green makeup is tight!