This was literally recorded three days ago and is VERY lightly edited. I wanted to try and make a video displaying what my stream are currently like after three years of working out how to stream gud. All fuck ups of jokes and general bullshit is included even the stuff I'd normally cut out to complete the experience. If you enjoy this consider checking out my streams!
Thanks for the increased uploads, livestreams aren't my thang and the Twitch VOD player is shit, so anything, even unedited stuff is great. Thanks for the content :)
"Nothing funny ever happens in an asylum." I beg to differ. My therapist once told me this story, where he was working in one. He asks his patient: "Who are you?" And the patient says, "I'm the reincarnation of Napoleon." My doctor says, "How do you know that?" "God told me," the patient answers. And then down the hall, someone shouts, "I did *not*!"
I love the idea that some of this russian mental institution's crucial electrical systems are run entirely on 2 hooked up car batteries in a basement, the epitome of Slavic society
if you see cyrillic and immediately deduce that it's russian then you belong to such an institution. Mongolian alphabet is cyrillic as well, so you'd know. That's not to say that the letters in the mod were combined just randomly, it doesn't make any sense in any language.
In more tight-budget establishments of Mother Russia electrical systems can also work on bicycle-generator, where you need to spin the wheels to get some power.
@@Bob-bs9ok NTR actually stands for two things: Netorare and Netori. It's also not really equivalent to cheating either. It's along the lines of having someone important stolen ( -rare ) or stealing someone's important one ( -ri ), cheating is common but not mandatory.
@@bgbd182 he got the index, which all purchases of include alyx. in the playing around with vr video, you could also see the teaser alyx maps on the screen, which you only get once you purchase it. of course, whether he's played it at all is a different matter.
The HEV suit probably has an intravenous injection pump or something. It does inject morphine and antidotes directly into you, so healing is probably done in a similar way. When you plug the suit into the health station, it pumps the health goo straight into you; rather than continuously jabbing you like is shown in Alyx.
Imagine a horror movie with a character reacting like Jolly does. The game isn't that scary but still. It would turn into a comedy instead of a horror.
Hey, so just so you know, you may have the navigational skills of a papaya, but your content is legitimately hilarious and you shouldn't feel bad about it, because if you were a calculating half-life playing android it would be way less funny.
2:22 Jolly : "Thanks video game" Just when Jolly said that it got YEET'd immediately. That's like the video game said *_"What can I say except you're welcome"_* 8:45 Jolly was having the keypads NAM flashback from other mod lol
Jolly, you skipped one of the missions and lost the plot entirely. There was an island with poison and then an asylum with a non-gender specific living human being of a darker hue and then a cabin where people ask good questions and use lamps as flashlights/torches and then a place where a regular man hunts you and finally a forest where Elon Musk's son died and went to hell. These 100% flow together, we just are missing the end to the regular man area...
Oh hey, I made these compatibility patches! *And I completely missed the uploads... Dammit, RUclips.* Hope you had some amount of fun, I was kinda disappointed by a lot of those maps. But at least the MMOD paintjob made them somewhat enjoyable. Still, the mappers did good work.
Thank you for making these Mmod compatible! Doing gods work man. Mmod makes playing hundreds of HL2 maps bearable. I'd actually pay you money to convert some of the new maplabs comps for me.
@@jollysbigolvideohole9402 Uh hm, I guess my comment was flagged when I made an edit... Basically I apologize for being a bit of a weirdo, panicked and all that, not used to being offered money in exchange for small projects. Thank you for the kind words, but most of the work is on the MMod team. Patches are a bit less complicated than that :p Anyways, if you want to discuss, you can hit me up on ModDB!
MMod might have been the reason why I replayed Half Life 2, and Episode 1 and 2 for the tenth or twelfth time. I can't remember exactly how many times.
@@Whatamadoo diffrent weapons can aim down sights but some cant sice theres an alt such as the smg grenade launcher and the ar2 energy ball but there is weapon idle animations if you hold the reload button i think
@@zeromocha1201 I have aiming down sights bound the clicking the scroll wheel and you can aim down sights with the smg, some weapons like the AR2 doesn't have sights so it just kind of slightly zooms in.
Russians actually have an amazing sense of humor and a great tradition of jokes, but their comedy is far darker than we're used to because of how depressing being a Slav is.
Source: *has a fully functional realistic keypad entity that has you press each key in normal gameplay WITHOUT just zooming into a point-and-click overlay* Most mapmakers: *ignores it for a bunch of large buttons like it's designed for the fattest of fingers* Jolly when mapmakers DO use it: *annoyed charmander noises*
"Source: has a fully functional realistic keypad entity that has you press each key in normal gameplay WITHOUT just zooming into a point-and-click overlay" where have you seen that?
@@Wolvinof oh, so you don't actually understand anything thats done in the actual map logic, you're just assuming this is different rather than actually knowing wtf you're talking about
That last mod just brought back a memory that compounds to "I had a chance that person" the only connection I can come up with is me playing a horror game (was not that interesting because I basically never saw the horror until I thought I had to go back at one point and ran straight into it)
Fun fact: The letters at asylum means nothing. I love reading "russian" signs in games. For example, my favorites are in half-life alyx. Sometimes they're correct, but i.saw some signs,that were absolute nonsense. And i love it.
To answer your question about the green health goo, Half Life Alyx answered that. Gordans literally shoving that shit into his veins like a heroin addict
In my opinion half life health gel fixes the damage by getting into your bloodstream and roaming around until it reaches the wound an the bloodstream automatically tries to take it outside of the body and it stops the bleeding by sticking to the wound and closing it
"Russians are up there with a terrible sense of humor"? How do you think us Russians cope with the horrific reality we're in? Sense of humor is one of the most developed senses in a living Russian.
This was literally recorded three days ago and is VERY lightly edited. I wanted to try and make a video displaying what my stream are currently like after three years of working out how to stream gud. All fuck ups of jokes and general bullshit is included even the stuff I'd normally cut out to complete the experience. If you enjoy this consider checking out my streams!
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This is your second channel, my dude. Fuck ups and general bullshit are a major part of the appeal.
I unfortunately can't watch the streams. I'm glad you post these. A lot more edited than you give yourself credit for.
Honestly i would love to watch your entire streams, but in my country the streams are very late, like 8 or 9 pm and its to night for me at least.
Thanks for the increased uploads, livestreams aren't my thang and the Twitch VOD player is shit, so anything, even unedited stuff is great. Thanks for the content :)
"Nothing funny ever happens in an asylum."
I beg to differ. My therapist once told me this story, where he was working in one. He asks his patient: "Who are you?" And the patient says, "I'm the reincarnation of Napoleon." My doctor says, "How do you know that?" "God told me," the patient answers. And then down the hall, someone shouts, "I did *not*!"
That's oldie but goody.
I didn't know Eminem went to an Asylum
I found this quite funny
I did not hit her. I did not!
this is like a tumblr post
ots perfect
You aren't the only guy who is really big into source and only just learned about pressing E on a ladder...
Chat WOULDN'T STOP giving me shit for that. Glad to know I'm not alone.
@@jollysbigolvideohole9402 My friends did the same to me lol
You can press E on ladders?
@@jollysbigolvideohole9402 well i mean, it is chat, they'll give you shit even if they just learned it
well you were not lying, grats dude
I love the idea that some of this russian mental institution's crucial electrical systems are run entirely on 2 hooked up car batteries in a basement, the epitome of Slavic society
That's a sad truth for most of our institutions - right there.
we just fish them outta the baltic sea
please throw your car batteries into the ocean so we can have electricity in Polish Hospitals
if you see cyrillic and immediately deduce that it's russian then you belong to such an institution. Mongolian alphabet is cyrillic as well, so you'd know. That's not to say that the letters in the mod were combined just randomly, it doesn't make any sense in any language.
In more tight-budget establishments of Mother Russia electrical systems can also work on bicycle-generator, where you need to spin the wheels to get some power.
@@murkotron you must be fun at parties
jolly:" i fear no man, but that thing"
*keypads in half life*
jolly:"it scares me"
First
Second
Third
Fourth
Fifth
“I hope this one will be more serious.” -Jolly
“You can’t be serious.” -Smart intelligent science man
Who do *you* trust more?
plot twist : jolly *is* the smart intelligence man
Jolly
On this episode: jolly advocates against vore and accidentally uses a microaggression against a spirit.
don't forget that he admits to reading ntr hentai
@@TheOtherLPer203 yeah, he also admits that he had an encounter with a minister when he was young, I was just going over the highlights.
Jolly advocating against vore but advocating for cheating on your SO really makes me rethink watching his videos
@@weet294 well NTR is more about your SO cheating on you
@@Bob-bs9ok NTR actually stands for two things: Netorare and Netori. It's also not really equivalent to cheating either. It's along the lines of having someone important stolen ( -rare ) or stealing someone's important one ( -ri ), cheating is common but not mandatory.
Regarding how the health goo works: according to alyx its injected. By a bunch of tiny needles moving very fast. Like a health tattoo.
Why inject healing goo using a single syringe when you can use a dozen of them?
Has he not played HL:Alyx? I though he had a VR set
@@bgbd182 he got the index, which all purchases of include alyx. in the playing around with vr video, you could also see the teaser alyx maps on the screen, which you only get once you purchase it. of course, whether he's played it at all is a different matter.
The HEV suit probably has an intravenous injection pump or something. It does inject morphine and antidotes directly into you, so healing is probably done in a similar way. When you plug the suit into the health station, it pumps the health goo straight into you; rather than continuously jabbing you like is shown in Alyx.
Retcons are lame.
Imagine a horror movie with a character reacting like Jolly does. The game isn't that scary but still. It would turn into a comedy instead of a horror.
I like how jolly took "search efforts will continue" as dying in the gorge, like they foumd his corpse then decided to keep looking.
his soul appears to be missing, we'll keep looking
It says “vehicle found in river”, not “body”
@@MrJIEHb i know. If he had died in the gorge his body would still be in the vehicle.
"We couldn't find him, all we found was some dead guy, but we know we're looking for an alive guy so we'll keep looking."
21:37 Everything changed when the funny, flying spinning child corpses attacked.
The last map was super spooky until the burnt Corpse starts Glitch Dancing.
Uwoh bang Habib
That "boss fight" and the whole level was pretty well made compared to the other janky levels in the mod
"It's all downhill from here." he says as he climbs up a hill.
26:33
Didn't know Jolly had the knowledge or even knew the existence of NTR.
Hey, so just so you know, you may have the navigational skills of a papaya, but your content is legitimately hilarious and you shouldn't feel bad about it, because if you were a calculating half-life playing android it would be way less funny.
"navigational skills of a papaya" damn, I never thought I'd relate to something like that... Yet here we are
2:22 Jolly : "Thanks video game"
Just when Jolly said that it got YEET'd immediately. That's like the video game said *_"What can I say except you're welcome"_*
8:45 Jolly was having the keypads NAM flashback from other mod lol
Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear ray
Jolly, you skipped one of the missions and lost the plot entirely.
There was an island with poison
and then an asylum with a non-gender specific living human being of a darker hue
and then a cabin where people ask good questions and use lamps as flashlights/torches
and then a place where a regular man hunts you
and finally a forest where Elon Musk's son died and went to hell.
These 100% flow together, we just are missing the end to the regular man area...
Oh hey, I made these compatibility patches! *And I completely missed the uploads... Dammit, RUclips.*
Hope you had some amount of fun, I was kinda disappointed by a lot of those maps. But at least the MMOD paintjob made them somewhat enjoyable. Still, the mappers did good work.
Thank you for making these Mmod compatible! Doing gods work man. Mmod makes playing hundreds of HL2 maps bearable.
I'd actually pay you money to convert some of the new maplabs comps for me.
@@jollysbigolvideohole9402 Uh hm, I guess my comment was flagged when I made an edit... Basically I apologize for being a bit of a weirdo, panicked and all that, not used to being offered money in exchange for small projects.
Thank you for the kind words, but most of the work is on the MMod team. Patches are a bit less complicated than that :p Anyways, if you want to discuss, you can hit me up on ModDB!
@@jollysbigolvideohole9402 wow such a nice guy jolly
Why do i have a feeling one of these days we'll see Jolly play halloween hl2 pumpkin night with that Infamous Tractor part.
I GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE ARVESTER
We can certainly hope.
I can't believe that the batteries were actually useful, thought it was a weird bit
Ey mmod is cool u can aim down sights on the pistol and revolver
MMod might have been the reason why I replayed Half Life 2, and Episode 1 and 2 for the tenth or twelfth time. I can't remember exactly how many times.
@@blazeofglory4053 im just saying its better in my opinion
I thought you could aim down sights on any weapon
@@Whatamadoo diffrent weapons can aim down sights but some cant sice theres an alt such as the smg grenade launcher and the ar2 energy ball but there is weapon idle animations if you hold the reload button i think
@@zeromocha1201 I have aiming down sights bound the clicking the scroll wheel and you can aim down sights with the smg, some weapons like the AR2 doesn't have sights so it just kind of slightly zooms in.
Jolly: "Its all downhill from here."
goes uphill in game.
no? ok ill head out.
Go.
I'd just like to say I'm so glad I found your channel Jolly, you have a great sense of humor and I love your commentary!
Jolly's an inspiration to us all. You should make a video series about a gamer dealing with dyslexia in the 2020s.
Russians actually have an amazing sense of humor and a great tradition of jokes, but their comedy is far darker than we're used to because of how depressing being a Slav is.
It's not. It's pretty rad, except our countries are meh at best. But we get by.
@@KamKrzem i dont think boris yeltsin policies are meh, more like it destroyed circa 90% of eastern Europe, also whats the wifi password?
@@commander_expendable Xx_Pussy_Destroyer_69_xX
Yeah. Last time my comrade joked so funny, that my laugh almost woke up my dead father
@@KamKrzem nah, it's meh for a true magnitogorsk style slavs
I love your content Jolly, always great to see you uploading a new video!
"why are we watching crappy mods" must be new
I'm sure that the green healing goo gets injected, just like in Half Life Alyx.
Man, you have an adorable avatar.
~~this is totally not just my normie account. Imaging having a furry one and not using it pfffft~~
@@mattymerr701 weirdo
Source: *has a fully functional realistic keypad entity that has you press each key in normal gameplay WITHOUT just zooming into a point-and-click overlay*
Most mapmakers: *ignores it for a bunch of large buttons like it's designed for the fattest of fingers*
Jolly when mapmakers DO use it: *annoyed charmander noises*
"Source: has a fully functional realistic keypad entity that has you press each key in normal gameplay WITHOUT just zooming into a point-and-click overlay" where have you seen that?
@@defectivenull it's literally in this video.
@@Wolvinof oh, so you don't actually understand anything thats done in the actual map logic, you're just assuming this is different rather than actually knowing wtf you're talking about
@@defectivenull Could have just corrected me, no need to be so fucking rude about it.
@@defectivenull shut it SPERG
I'm so happy i'm seeing another video. I really enjoy your editing style and the humor you create, even when you aren't in multiplayer.
I got jumpscared by the first jumpimg chair...
Talk to me Jolly, so i can feel less scared or stupid
I’m not Jolly, but I can tell you jumpscare rhymes with jump chair, and the internet has taught me that if it rhymes it’s connected.
best thumbnail yet my guy. tell youtube to keep up the brilliant work editing your thumbnails.
“Not quite as long of a ladder as I was hoping”
Was that an accidental mgs reference lmao
For Halloween you should definetly play Cry of Fear, it's a really good Half-Life 1 mod, and it's free on steam.
damn jolly posting a quality video right after a channel update, well done good sir, well done
You should play "Lost in Vivo" for the spooky season!!
that game scared tf outta me
"4 2 9 6"
[followed by pen clicking sound]
jolly good to know you making sure to remember it by writing it down, good job mate
am I the only one that randomly smile when I hear Jolly's voice ?
You can press e on ladders? The hell. I've been playing half life forever.
last time i was this early she still loved me
Sending alternate love
@@satyrsorb912 thank you human person
Same
5:32
I'm so insulted I have to pet my bear like 50 times right now
Jolly while watching your videos I always feel like it is just a recorded fever dream
HE DID IT! HE SAID IT! HE SAID SPOOKY MONTH!
*SR. PELO SPOOKY MONTH DANCE*
"I am not a racist"
I'm sorry, sir, your Australian license has been revoked.
Tell the merchants guild to up my god damn credit score
@@FalcoMoment I'll talk to my cousin Moishe, see what he can do.
Today I learned I'm not the only person who says zombambo.
My bear was hurt to tears when you said he has bad sense of humor. Shame on you.
Poor bear, shame on you jolly
That last map must have been the coolest representation of hell i've ever seen
I love that the glitchy burnt corpse assets also put pasted face textures on the screen, like a jumpscare Flash game from the 00s
Jolly's entire personality makes so much more sense now that I know he likes to drink the saltwater from the ocean.
Jolly gets scared by monkey but not by flying burnt corpses
The last map was kinda well made... The creator need to invest more time in learning source sdk
bro i saw your channel on last night and i already love it, I doubt anyone did not laugh watching your videos
That last mod just brought back a memory that compounds to "I had a chance that person" the only connection I can come up with is me playing a horror game (was not that interesting because I basically never saw the horror until I thought I had to go back at one point and ran straight into it)
Fun fact: The letters at asylum means nothing.
I love reading "russian" signs in games.
For example, my favorites are in half-life alyx. Sometimes they're correct, but i.saw some signs,that were absolute nonsense. And i love it.
7:00 reading with jolly
0:25"this isn't crappy"
4:24
26:22 I have never seen an Half Life 2 mod before, which does pull you into a grave hole like Roadhog like that. Props to the mod maker.
How to defeat any horror mod: “mat_fullbright 1”
Wasn't expecting an early afternoon upload from Jolly.
>afternoon
here it's barely dawn, nightshifts suuuuck.
Jolly's back to half-life lets gooooooooo
took me way too long to watch your 2nd channel, love ya jolly this stuff is great
hmm yes, uploaded 34 seconds ago
hmm yes
Upload 45 min and 35 seconds ago
Uploaded 3 years ago
tbh for hl mod the last one was decent horror, but we have to remember it's hl horror mod, the bar isn't high.
I like how the asylum map has broken cubemaps so anything reflective is REALLY reflective
I enjoy all this spooky stuff.
that last one was actually pretty good, the guy was slowly descending into hell after he died, that was at least creative.
As somoeone who had watched the full 4 hour stream. I was waiting for this
5:30 - this writing makes no sense. Firs word looks like a *subarctic* with a flaw in it, but second one is not even close.
'Antlions? In my colon?' It's more common than you might think
Thanks funny sex maidbot
Should've called it "Worst maps and worst jokes compilation"
I'd like to see Jolly play INFRA.
"well, now we're down this guys hole"
*smiles*
"no no, not that type of hole, ok" (it felt like you flipping looked at me when i smiled)
To answer your question about the green health goo, Half Life Alyx answered that.
Gordans literally shoving that shit into his veins like a heroin addict
The Joll man
I love how similar that jumpscare face from the misty woods section of that last hack was to the jerma sus face
Maybe i am an emotionally and psychologically distraught person or maybe that last mod is a little too extreme
Jolly is Jolly. He'll break anything, anywhere, anytime
13:56 Jolly gets trapped in a nuclear detonation.
Still waiting for condition zero :(
Same. How hard can it be?
1:48
Uh, Jolly, you're going up a hill.
Nice video btw
Gotta say, the Missing Person Level was actually quite polished
I rate jolly's reading skills a good "three four six car crashes overcome disable"/10
i was eating biscuits and water and it reminded me of your videos
In my opinion half life health gel fixes the damage by getting into your bloodstream and roaming around until it reaches the wound an the bloodstream automatically tries to take it outside of the body and it stops the bleeding by sticking to the wound and closing it
I’m early, a surprise to be sure but a welcome one.
Drinking ocean water is inadvisable.
21:40 Wow, that sequence was almost well done.
That last guy was having a seriously bad day... Wherever he went he just kept falling into deeper holes in intensifying shades of red
the health goo in half life is an essential oil
"Well shit."
Yes, that is what you're standing in.
that last one, sure it was HL2 assets. but good god. it was quality.
Johnny cash is the best just started listening to his music
that last one rocked
"Russians are up there with a terrible sense of humor"?
How do you think us Russians cope with the horrific reality we're in? Sense of humor is one of the most developed senses in a living Russian.
I know you like the lighting... But have you seen the lighting? OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL!
"You wriggle and explode"
Ah yes, because poison makes you violent explode
I think i just heard Jolly cried .... Like literally cried ...
21:39 is amazing. It is horror at it's absolute finest.