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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
  • You know what Jimmy always says: if you want your comeback...
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Комментарии • 176

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 11 месяцев назад +138

    "If you want my 'comeback', you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth..." Ooh, that's SOOOOOO good!😁

    • @GlowGoldMedia
      @GlowGoldMedia 9 месяцев назад +3

      I laughed so hard I fell off my chair

    • @wolem.2076
      @wolem.2076 6 месяцев назад +3

      Nice for giving us the spoiler😏

    • @willdenoble1898
      @willdenoble1898 Месяц назад

      I’ve used that. It’s a crowd pleaser.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz Год назад +359

    I love watching a man so expert in his craft.

    • @subhrajyotidas
      @subhrajyotidas Год назад

      Giving yer mum a good ol' goosing, ya mean, fellar upon the interwebs? 😂

    • @timb916
      @timb916 Год назад +11

      So do I… shame Peter Kay was sold out.

    • @alxgu198
      @alxgu198 Год назад +1

      That’s what she said 😊

    • @bellaireboy6782
      @bellaireboy6782 11 месяцев назад +1

      Fantastic comment.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@timb916tends to be when you're missing for over a decade... Don't think it's a skill gap...

  • @ShamblerDK
    @ShamblerDK Год назад +105

    Never get enough of you, Mr. Carr.

  • @jesjames
    @jesjames 11 месяцев назад +16

    "The image of your dad t-baggin your mom" 😂😂😂😂

  • @drowned2204
    @drowned2204 Год назад +31

    6:38 Again, rare footage of Jimmy carr laughing NOT like a sEXuAL pREDAtAr

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge Год назад

      sexual pledatter -- gotta say it Scottish-like. .

  • @SamMasghati
    @SamMasghati Год назад +26

    OMG: If you want my Comeback you have to scrape it off your moms teeth. That was brutal

  • @danieldavid3160
    @danieldavid3160 Год назад +48

    Mr Jimmy Carr. You, Sir, are a true craftsman of your trade. You are a natural, talented and gifted comedian. 🥰🤗☺

  • @marcovw6415
    @marcovw6415 11 месяцев назад +11

    The dad that was together for 43 years is a fucking legend

  • @rogamu7531
    @rogamu7531 Год назад +127

    Jimmy is keeping real comedy alive! Keep it going brother!

  • @RobTheGreenEngine
    @RobTheGreenEngine Год назад +36

    Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Me: In the front row seat of a Jimmy Carr show.

  • @Lesinator
    @Lesinator Год назад +14

    That Henry VIII joke was a work of art 😂

  • @Not_Thebadguy
    @Not_Thebadguy Год назад +23

    When you can make a crowd laugh by clearing your throat, you know you're good.
    Also 2:04

  • @dirtywindshield5034
    @dirtywindshield5034 11 месяцев назад +5

    Damn , that comeback joke was savage...

  • @Alexandru1996_
    @Alexandru1996_ 10 месяцев назад +1

    Maaan, the joke about tampons not being the best present and that "happy birthday, mom!" has killed me lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Made me laugh so hard that i probably made my cat think i am insane lol

  • @tardigrade9493
    @tardigrade9493 11 месяцев назад +10

    Mr. Carr has such a nice speaking voice.

  • @zharasbekmergengaliev3606
    @zharasbekmergengaliev3606 Год назад +35

    That's why I love Jimmy😂

  • @raxino774
    @raxino774 Год назад +35

    My mom caught me twice while I was watching porn but If I get caught once while watching this video, then I'm done

    • @tomrichards4522
      @tomrichards4522 Год назад +2

      Leave the gags to Jimmy please mate

    • @corleth2868
      @corleth2868 Год назад +4

      She'd be fine with it.
      These are Mum jokes, Mom is never mentioned :P

    • @ajc1482
      @ajc1482 Год назад +2

      She must be livid you found her videos.

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge Год назад

      especially as you're still yanking it?

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@tomrichards4522but if we left all the gags to Jimmy what would your mum do for a living?

  • @guyfretwell5169
    @guyfretwell5169 11 месяцев назад +6

    Everything he does is absolute genius

  • @erikschoff2272
    @erikschoff2272 11 месяцев назад +2

    I used to make buying tampons fun. Not only would I pick up the tampons, I would also buy beer and shotgun shells.

  • @markduggan3451
    @markduggan3451 Год назад +24

    Keep us laughing for as long as you can.

  • @pr23487
    @pr23487 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love how the audience is a good sport in this

  • @EvidenceSaved
    @EvidenceSaved 11 месяцев назад +2

    I laugh more when I'm alone, than in a crowd. So your totally wrong😂

    • @Seriouslydave
      @Seriouslydave 11 месяцев назад

      Not wrong, you just arent the 30x more "on average"

  • @floxyz8941
    @floxyz8941 Год назад +11

    I love his comedy 😂

  • @masere
    @masere 11 месяцев назад +3

    Imagine if Toby's mum had recently died after falling down the stairs, and he was at JC's performance after the funeral to cheer himself up?

  • @Purple_Kinetic
    @Purple_Kinetic Год назад +4

    This guy is a true comedygenius...

  • @SilkySmooth73
    @SilkySmooth73 Год назад +4

    You are a genius!! Brilliant!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @desertviking
    @desertviking 11 месяцев назад +2

    I Absolutely love Your work Mr. Carr, well done!

  • @alexandersmall7380
    @alexandersmall7380 Год назад +9

    Jimmy Carr: I’m pretty much everywhere.
    Me: (looks under my bed) Huh, he wasn’t lying.

  • @memofrf
    @memofrf 2 месяца назад

    Quality. Thank you.

  • @mrsnoopy2uable
    @mrsnoopy2uable 11 месяцев назад +1

    Saw your show in Calgary. Was so good!

  • @jacobgoodrum5675
    @jacobgoodrum5675 5 месяцев назад

    I love this guy absolute legend!

  • @vullrath
    @vullrath 11 месяцев назад +2

    OMG this guy is comedy genius lol lol lol so happy I discovered him thanks RUclips

  • @aidzo
    @aidzo 11 месяцев назад +3

    6:37 Jimmy carr laughing normally ?

  • @nickbeard1718
    @nickbeard1718 9 месяцев назад

    Jimmy is just pure class

  • @reggiebhorrorbaker1650
    @reggiebhorrorbaker1650 6 месяцев назад

    Lov jimmy carr jokes

  • @varalvaro2721
    @varalvaro2721 7 месяцев назад

    This guy is a genius 😂

  • @TheLifeEvents
    @TheLifeEvents 5 месяцев назад

    Very clever gent. Thankx

  • @dereiziger3433
    @dereiziger3433 Год назад +3

    I booked the tickets nearly a year ago XD

  • @superomego4138
    @superomego4138 6 месяцев назад

    I think "your mom" jokes being your best comebacks sounds like an insult

  • @dougkenny6548
    @dougkenny6548 11 месяцев назад

    Jimmy looks like Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyer's Club.

  • @willytrumpold3179
    @willytrumpold3179 Год назад +3

    Jimmy you make my day Brother 😂😂😂 tytyty look forward to seeing you in the future!;-)

  • @dalejason
    @dalejason 11 месяцев назад +1

    OMG 😂 this is 🔥 PMSL

  • @yellowcombatgaming
    @yellowcombatgaming 11 месяцев назад +1

    Jimmy Carr; God of your mum jokes

  • @caseman1967
    @caseman1967 11 месяцев назад +1

    I'm sorry about before. You are a great comedian.

  • @teerzalf
    @teerzalf 11 месяцев назад

    Fantastic

  • @RIGHTOCRYPTO
    @RIGHTOCRYPTO 7 месяцев назад

    your Adelaide show was brilliant. Come back soon.

  • @DeadlyPants123
    @DeadlyPants123 Год назад +1

    The amount of your mum jokes this man says is ridiculous. If he releases a book of them it’d be the size of a dictionary

  • @sabastiangabrielle7171
    @sabastiangabrielle7171 11 месяцев назад

    This is wonderful. I needed this today.

  • @vickiesmith3021
    @vickiesmith3021 11 месяцев назад

    Your a legend! ❤️.

  • @Wingandaprayer90
    @Wingandaprayer90 Год назад +3

    Loved seeing you in Taunton this weekend 26th the PTSD guy was completely mind-blowing and completely un unexpected 😂

  • @Samurai_Stoner
    @Samurai_Stoner 11 месяцев назад

    Brilliant

  • @johncapewell7520
    @johncapewell7520 11 месяцев назад +1

    7:43 those mums all sounded like they have had the life sucked out of them. Relieved im never having kids 😂

  • @toeflip
    @toeflip Год назад +1

    Fucking Love your stuff Jimmy. If only you could someday come to Cape Town, South Africa. Would love to see you live!!! FRONT ROW

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows4346 10 месяцев назад

    It gets harder every year

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows4346 10 месяцев назад

    Dr here's his stool sample

  • @patrioticz2858
    @patrioticz2858 Год назад +8

    I am an american and christian but I think u are hilarious.

    • @willytrumpold3179
      @willytrumpold3179 Год назад

      Wish more would get IT! IT'S COMEDY 😂😂😂

    • @ravenxindustries
      @ravenxindustries 11 месяцев назад +2

      The fact that you feel the need to specify that you are American AND Christian speaks volumes of ... Americans and Christians 😂

    • @patrioticz2858
      @patrioticz2858 11 месяцев назад +1

      @ravenxindustries because he make jokes about America and Christians. Also not sure how it "speaks volumes"

    • @patrioticz2858
      @patrioticz2858 11 месяцев назад

      @@ravenxindustries your music is trash btw lol

    • @glennestes8438
      @glennestes8438 11 месяцев назад

      ​@patrioticz2858 we get his jokes , wish you could 😮

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows4346 10 месяцев назад

    Weigh them in men lmfao

  • @corylohanlon
    @corylohanlon 10 месяцев назад

    Best laugh

  • @LGB-DT45
    @LGB-DT45 11 месяцев назад

    Come to Indianapolis, Indiana, USA!

  • @satan6390
    @satan6390 11 месяцев назад +4

    Jimmy looks kinda sick in that opening clip, hope he’s okay

  • @freeNme
    @freeNme 11 месяцев назад

    You need to add Hawaii to the US tour

  • @JMac-md3vj
    @JMac-md3vj 10 месяцев назад

    Come to the USA.

  • @JETHO321
    @JETHO321 11 месяцев назад

    Mom. Theres no "U" in mother.

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr Год назад

    Have you seen The ice storm? Great movie. Seriously

  • @cronos42
    @cronos42 11 месяцев назад

    In the Wikipedia page of "Pottymouth" it should have a link to this video

  • @Charlieb82
    @Charlieb82 11 месяцев назад

    Jimmy looks more and more like Christian Bale each week...

  • @simplyacatenjoyinglife3260
    @simplyacatenjoyinglife3260 11 месяцев назад

    I’ll only buy a ticket if I can avoid paying taxes for the ticket.

  • @Khevor
    @Khevor Год назад +7

    Jimmy, I highly doubt you will retire. They'll be wheeling you onto stage with more tubes coming out of you than a subway hub and doing 'your mum' jokes long past your expiration date (plastic takes thousands of years to degrade, after all). 😁

  • @SkepticalTeacher
    @SkepticalTeacher Год назад

    Come to Spain!!!❤

  • @Wistbacka
    @Wistbacka 10 месяцев назад

    Lesson learned: dont bring your parents to a Jimmy Carr show

  • @rubberduky1829
    @rubberduky1829 11 месяцев назад

    Basically Morrissey as a comedian. Jokes more depressing than Girlfriend in a coma .....

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows4346 10 месяцев назад

    45 yrs

  • @jimbrown5552
    @jimbrown5552 10 месяцев назад

    Thanks again for sharing 0:17

  • @alaabh1937
    @alaabh1937 11 месяцев назад +1

    Africa is supposed to be included in that "everywhere" Sir!

  • @enso8762
    @enso8762 Год назад +3

    Was it your mum?

  • @scott8964
    @scott8964 Год назад +2

    This video would have been better without adds as it ruins the video

    • @sakabula2357
      @sakabula2357 6 месяцев назад

      I didn't get a single ad...maybe it's regional

  • @yn3642
    @yn3642 11 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂

  • @Shannon-Smith
    @Shannon-Smith Год назад

    I checked but couldn't find anything for Australia...

  • @maxvolume72
    @maxvolume72 11 месяцев назад

    He lwughs like Stampylonghead laughs

  • @lyn6768
    @lyn6768 Год назад +2

    The man needs to eat more, he's looking like a bobblehead now.

  • @m.j.debruin3041
    @m.j.debruin3041 6 месяцев назад

    I don't wanna get coudies Jimmy.

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ 2 месяца назад

      Cooties?

  • @TheKamph
    @TheKamph 10 месяцев назад

    Get your ass to Sweden Jimmy!!

  • @middomaker
    @middomaker 11 месяцев назад

    Pretty passable Australian Accent there, champion. You'd do well down under.

  • @kuukeli
    @kuukeli Год назад +2

    yAy

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows4346 10 месяцев назад

    My wife was a size 10! Now phew

  • @ealtar
    @ealtar 11 месяцев назад

    you know they say the carrera adds ten pounds ? ... not whichever you used at home
    are you allright ? i've seen twigs that didn't look as flimsy

  • @thingamejignobodyknows4346
    @thingamejignobodyknows4346 10 месяцев назад

    Jug

  • @trubyssot
    @trubyssot 11 месяцев назад

    Your teeth move before words come out

  • @richardwilson9434
    @richardwilson9434 Год назад +2

    Ō

  • @sarge420
    @sarge420 Год назад

    Thanks Jimmy. May I borrow a few for the jack wagons I encounter in public? 🤣

  • @Kiwiboy1929
    @Kiwiboy1929 Год назад +5

    Jimmy Carr doesn't look like Jimmy Carr anymore?

    • @youknow227
      @youknow227 Год назад +3

      Looks like homer when he put a hairclip behind his head to pull back the skin

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge Год назад +1

      money can't buy happiness, but a facelift is close enough for some people. . .

  • @mk67890
    @mk67890 11 месяцев назад

    His head looks disproportionately large for his body

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras 11 месяцев назад

    Payin your tax on money from this?
    Yes 👍
    No 🖕

  • @HardRockMiner
    @HardRockMiner 10 месяцев назад +2

    I used to think Jimmy was a serious gangster, and then I saw him on Rogan. Jimmy isn't a gangster at all. The whole thing is an act. I was very disappointed.

  • @geniferteal4178
    @geniferteal4178 11 месяцев назад

    Maybe I've never thought about it before but a laugh track add a comedy show? Seems way too frequent in out of place.

  • @MERCURYSUNSET
    @MERCURYSUNSET Год назад +1

    What happened to your face Jimmy ?

  • @moron821
    @moron821 11 месяцев назад

    he looks sick

  • @msftcloudgeek
    @msftcloudgeek 11 месяцев назад

    Jimmy doesn't look too well in the first part

  • @Flutistno3
    @Flutistno3 10 месяцев назад

    Has he lost a miserably huge amount of weight?

  • @j.howardj
    @j.howardj 11 месяцев назад

    Was that Jimmy Carr laughing? Oh, I thought it was a hyena.