YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE "Hello Mr. and Misses dsexmachine? dsexmachine glued his penis to a urinal again and he keeps trying to bite the firemen attempting to unstick him. Can you bring those popsicles laced with horse tranquilizers? Thank you and have a nice day."
Probabilities are high that he is very young and below average IQ. But he could very well also be a 40 year old with a brilliant brain. What is not let to chance though is the fact that he is in deep pain and with the feeling that nobody "gets him" or "hears him". Me personally - I think that is obvious enough to conclude that people who don't see it are also pretty dumb. Or if they do but find it to be funny in which case they are just assholes. Constantine 3, may I ask what is your age and how high would you estimate your IQ? Because I'm getting the strong sense that you are being a hypocrite and projecting that, which you dislike in yourself, to others. Or are you compensating for something by pointing out the "bad" attributes of others? 2 of the many definitions of the word Loser are: Someone who talks others down to make himself feel better Someone who discourages other peoples growth Don't be a loser, help other people and encouredge them to reach for the stars.
I was very fortunate to have played against dsexmachine recently. Need to try and dig up the replay bc it was the most hilarious game I've ever had the pleasure of playing in
I dont know if this is a good thing or a bad thing but i I MADE IT ON WINTERS CHANNEL!!! WOOO HOOOOO!!!!! *gets excited and realizes its bronze league heros lol** (im Davis from the video)
I remember thinking, "why is that guy such a dousche?" lol. My ally and I were all business that game. I knew I had him dead when my reaper harass killed half the probes. My goal was to try a raven harass. Thats why i played like poo. I dont normally do builds like that and didnt really have a plan. (even though winter says not to do that - sorry winter)
I don't always have a plan either. Sometimes I free-style until I lose, then I get more serious and come up with a plan. It's like winter sais, the main battle is against yourself. If you have good macro then your build doesn't matter. Keep your money low, build stuff quickly, keep building workers and expand. You should get to at least platinum with that mind-set.
Broockle I don't plan the game at all. I play freestyle and managed to get in diamond league within 50 ladder games and master with about 300. You are a little wrong here. If you managed to do everything you are saying, that should easily bring you to the diamond league, even master. You know there are a lot of master players who can't keep their money low.
@@jamesmonaco623 Hm not sure honestly, I haven't sent anyone replays before and it's been some time since I played SC2. Could put it up on your youtube channel maybe
after watching winter's hero games i finally worked up the courage to try MP for myself, thinking that hey if i get one of these guys i might score a win even with my super shitty skills. So i queue up with my 0-matches-in-history account and get utterly mutilated in TvZ. Turns out my opponent was diamond 3 zerg player. well, thanks blizzard!
Skill level in the leagues below Master is so low, you can actually skip diamond and go straight to master if you win like 10 first games without losing (do not quote the exact number), so yes if your first games you will be matched with players from anywhere between bronze to low masters. It's actually way better solution than having Master level players sitting in silver / gold . I believe it is after 20 games that the game stops testing your skill level.
RancorSnp well skill is relative. I completed my placement matches last night and went 1-4. That was enough to place me in gold 2 at spot 99. I cannot comprehend how winning one match and not even being close to clutching the other 4 placed me that high...
Starcraft is very hard game, again as I said vast majority of the players can't play this game properly, but the system is made to assume you are a good player until you prove it wrong. It is a good thing. You only completed 5 matches so far, it did give you gold to hopefully give you more even opponents but your ranking placement is not done yet. For next 15 games you will be getting or losing almost 6 times the ranked points you normally would. If this wasn't the system used and players were given opponents from bronze to gold in their initial matches best starting league you could get would be gold, and without the points multiplier it would take a long time to advance - in result half of the gold league would consist of high diamond / master players, and you would need to play like high diamond to leave the gold league. Do not be discouraged about losing games, we ALL suck at the game, even the best of the best started from losing almost all of their games, but they played and played and played until they became the few players that are actually good at Starcraft.
dsexmachine: "ALWAYS FUNY TO WATCH NOOBS GET FUKKKED SO FAST" Winter "Roasting" Gaming: "Is he talking about himself? He's the only player in this game who is as they say technically "FUKKED".
So that is a bully machine! No idea what team means and how to better make a game, just capital letters to insult and harrasment that say a lot of his sociopath attitude in live!
10:50 I just lost it. After all the fighting Blue had been doing, dwarfing Sexmachine's small scuffle, sexmachines greatest comeback was shut down by two turrets. xD Laughing so hard.
Essentially dies to 2 reapers, forgets to close off wall from zerglings = my teammate is useless. This kid is probably never going to improve at this game since everything that bad happens is magically their teammate's fault.
Do stalkers still suck on ladder? I play vs ai mostly so mass Stalkers always seem to be the best choice - most units I tend to fight are armored. Zerg or otherwise.
yeah they still suck. They were good for timing attacks and with colossus, but unfortunately collosi are bad now too so that kills half their utility. Best way to use stalkers is to rush blink and then transition to templar
Report people like this and they eventually get permanently banned. Cleaning Battle Net, keeping a communtiy that enjoys having fun, and healthy passionate gameplay is great. It should not only be a priority of the developers, but the gamers who make up the majority of the respected community. Players behaving this way will not be tolerated very long before they land themselves in a state of permaban. Each of us are capable of "weak moments," but it's a problem when it continues game after game. Report them until they are banned. They starve and die out of the communtiy. Everyone else will put more though into it before behaving this way.
That LOL talk is actually accurate winter.. lols, this is why talkative tryhards are useless. Unless your trolling and winning at the same time, then you're free to talk 😏
CodiakLBJfan ah yes, the common internet troll, existing to make people who are sensitive very angry. or youre just unaware, becuase winter has credited husky and in fact done it in honor of him.
Not sure if dsexmachine is 11 years old or rocking a solid 60 IQ.
everyone who's watching winter knows him now, he wont have a nice life xD
lol, I'm pretty sure it's both.
YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
"Hello Mr. and Misses dsexmachine? dsexmachine glued his penis to a urinal again and he keeps trying to bite the firemen attempting to unstick him. Can you bring those popsicles laced with horse tranquilizers? Thank you and have a nice day."
I like to think that's his real name
Probabilities are high that he is very young and below average IQ. But he could very well also be a 40 year old with a brilliant brain.
What is not let to chance though is the fact that he is in deep pain and with the feeling that nobody "gets him" or "hears him".
Me personally - I think that is obvious enough to conclude that people who don't see it are also pretty dumb.
Or if they do but find it to be funny in which case they are just assholes.
Constantine 3, may I ask what is your age and how high would you estimate your IQ? Because I'm getting the strong sense that you are being a hypocrite and projecting that, which you dislike in yourself, to others. Or are you compensating for something by pointing out the "bad" attributes of others?
2 of the many definitions of the word Loser are:
Someone who talks others down to make himself feel better
Someone who discourages other peoples growth
Don't be a loser, help other people and encouredge them to reach for the stars.
>Complains about Protoss not having a wall
>Leaves his wall open and dies
You know it's gonna be good when the WPM is almost the same as the APM
I was very fortunate to have played against dsexmachine recently. Need to try and dig up the replay bc it was the most hilarious game I've ever had the pleasure of playing in
I wish I could've played against dsexmacheen, but can't get that mmr to drop so low ;(
Omg publish it, we neeeed it
can i remind you of this 1 year later?
Have you found it by now?
Hello?
Actual accurate representation of the league of legends community, an on spot comparison by winter
My guess is Dont watched the replay and sent it in
and what do we learn from this?
The truly most inportant value is TPM
Just how delusional do you have to be to think you are the best player in the game where you are the only DEAD player :D
RancorSnp he’s the number 1 bronze player in the world
But winter! If he's holding dow shift, his "1V2" would be "!V@"
Also, F for respects.
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I dont know if this is a good thing or a bad thing but i I MADE IT ON WINTERS CHANNEL!!! WOOO HOOOOO!!!!! *gets excited and realizes its bronze league heros lol** (im Davis from the video)
o cool, what was your team chat like, do you remember?
I remember thinking, "why is that guy such a dousche?" lol. My ally and I were all business that game. I knew I had him dead when my reaper harass killed half the probes. My goal was to try a raven harass. Thats why i played like poo. I dont normally do builds like that and didnt really have a plan. (even though winter says not to do that - sorry winter)
I don't always have a plan either. Sometimes I free-style until I lose, then I get more serious and come up with a plan.
It's like winter sais, the main battle is against yourself. If you have good macro then your build doesn't matter. Keep your money low, build stuff quickly, keep building workers and expand.
You should get to at least platinum with that mind-set.
Very true!
Broockle I don't plan the game at all. I play freestyle and managed to get in diamond league within 50 ladder games and master with about 300. You are a little wrong here. If you managed to do everything you are saying, that should easily bring you to the diamond league, even master. You know there are a lot of master players who can't keep their money low.
I just played dsexmachine it was hysterical
Do you still have the replay?
@@warlordsquerk5338 yes i can send to you if you want lol
@@jamesmonaco623 yes please :)
@@warlordsquerk5338 what is the best way to do that? youtube doesnt appear to have pm anymore
@@jamesmonaco623 Hm not sure honestly, I haven't sent anyone replays before and it's been some time since I played SC2. Could put it up on your youtube channel maybe
after watching winter's hero games i finally worked up the courage to try MP for myself, thinking that hey if i get one of these guys i might score a win even with my super shitty skills. So i queue up with my 0-matches-in-history account and get utterly mutilated in TvZ. Turns out my opponent was diamond 3 zerg player. well, thanks blizzard!
Skill level in the leagues below Master is so low, you can actually skip diamond and go straight to master if you win like 10 first games without losing (do not quote the exact number), so yes if your first games you will be matched with players from anywhere between bronze to low masters.
It's actually way better solution than having Master level players sitting in silver / gold . I believe it is after 20 games that the game stops testing your skill level.
RancorSnp well skill is relative. I completed my placement matches last night and went 1-4. That was enough to place me in gold 2 at spot 99. I cannot comprehend how winning one match and not even being close to clutching the other 4 placed me that high...
Starcraft is very hard game, again as I said vast majority of the players can't play this game properly, but the system is made to assume you are a good player until you prove it wrong. It is a good thing.
You only completed 5 matches so far, it did give you gold to hopefully give you more even opponents but your ranking placement is not done yet. For next 15 games you will be getting or losing almost 6 times the ranked points you normally would.
If this wasn't the system used and players were given opponents from bronze to gold in their initial matches best starting league you could get would be gold, and without the points multiplier it would take a long time to advance - in result half of the gold league would consist of high diamond / master players, and you would need to play like high diamond to leave the gold league.
Do not be discouraged about losing games, we ALL suck at the game, even the best of the best started from losing almost all of their games, but they played and played and played until they became the few players that are actually good at Starcraft.
oh hey, i won 2 games in my placement matches and they put me in diamond 1
now i'm afraid of playing because i got destroyed so hard
The way the medivac just dies ti two turrets tho 😂😂😂
dsexmachine: "ALWAYS FUNY TO WATCH NOOBS GET FUKKKED SO FAST"
Winter "Roasting" Gaming: "Is he talking about himself? He's the only player in this game who is as they say technically "FUKKED".
So that is a bully machine! No idea what team means and how to better make a game, just capital letters to insult and harrasment that say a lot of his sociopath attitude in live!
that thumbnail cracked me up! lol 😂
legend has it his cap lock key is still stuck to this day
That noob, though. The last time I got reaper rushed, my opponent managed to make at least 8 reapers, so ... at least they heal.
I agree with Dont. I also laughed when sexmachine got rekted.
F for capslock
10:50 I just lost it. After all the fighting Blue had been doing, dwarfing Sexmachine's small scuffle, sexmachines greatest comeback was shut down by two turrets. xD Laughing so hard.
and then he has the AUDACITY to say "I KILLED MORE THAN YOU LOL"
BROOONZE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUE HEROES!
The only thing better than porn
this is porn
The bane-trap tho, pure sex
Why is it better? Is the rage fun? Or that someone is "publicly" humiliating himself? Why is it so good for you?
This isn't porn?
I feel as if dsexmachine is an indian man who screamed everything at his computer. Don’t ask me why
Surprise twist, dsexmachine is actually at work where his system only types in caps, thus cannot arouse suspicion by hitting the caps lock. F
10/10 game and 10/10 casting
Essentially dies to 2 reapers, forgets to close off wall from zerglings = my teammate is useless. This kid is probably never going to improve at this game since everything that bad happens is magically their teammate's fault.
Do stalkers still suck on ladder? I play vs ai mostly so mass Stalkers always seem to be the best choice - most units I tend to fight are armored. Zerg or otherwise.
WarlordSquerk stalkers are utter shit. even blizzard acknoledges it. blink makes them somewhat usable, but you gotta be good atleast.
yeah they still suck. They were good for timing attacks and with colossus, but unfortunately collosi are bad now too so that kills half their utility. Best way to use stalkers is to rush blink and then transition to templar
Keeping humiliating other player is just bad. And D sex micro bad. Poor execution of “rush”. But well... huh. I am speechless.
You are the best Winter, love you
I wish i would have so mates, its so fucking funny :D
Report people like this and they eventually get permanently banned.
Cleaning Battle Net, keeping a communtiy that enjoys having fun, and healthy passionate gameplay is great. It should not only be a priority of the developers, but the gamers who make up the majority of the respected community.
Players behaving this way will not be tolerated very long before they land themselves in a state of permaban.
Each of us are capable of "weak moments," but it's a problem when it continues game after game.
Report them until they are banned.
They starve and die out of the communtiy. Everyone else will put more though into it before behaving this way.
SypherSeven people like this just need permanent mutes and perm bans out of 2v2 and 4v4... let him rage to himself in solo queue all day
Reminds me of an idiot called dawciobel, a troll who spams 4v4 and occasionally teamkills his own teammates if he doesn't like them.
TheGreatslyfer there are a lot of players like the one you described in the NA server. I don't know why...
I refuse to play anything other than 1v1. I get worker rushed by my teamates more than 40% of games.
dawciobel? Wow I got him as well. God dammit if he deserves a ban.
I would love to see the post interview with these players. Any attempt? :)
I choose to believe dsexmachine is just trolling. No way can a human being be that self-delusional and unaware of the caps lock key
Hate Players like desexmachine. Flaming with no knowlage about his ally tactics, and always doing nothing. That's very sad
You won't encounter those often past plat. So git gud.
Desexmachine making the word A-sexual one girl at a time!!!!
dsexmachine where are you?!?!
YES! BROOOOOOOOOONZEEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEROOOEEES!!!
I miss husky :(
How do you send emails to Winter? Does he have a email you send it to?
Send in replays: winterreplays@gmail.com
did you block him dont?
sometime's it's better to just lose than to accept criticism from someone who think's they know everything.
Where can one sent funny replays?
Jakub Kahoun To the email in the description
Send in replays: winterreplays@gmail.com
game too short, should have been a double header
wait colours actually matter?
JERRY JERRY JERRY!
hahah, whos from canada here ?
I'm in Saskatoon, SK now and I can confirm an unlocked front door.
im from Ontario and i can also say i leave my door unlocked most of the time
F for that shift key
Anyone here kinda hoping that dsexmachine sent it in? lol
That LOL talk is actually accurate winter.. lols, this is why talkative tryhards are useless. Unless your trolling and winning at the same time, then you're free to talk 😏
Welcome to league of lege-. Wait, what? This isn’t LoL? Oh. Woops.
This should be the last comment on this video, in honor of d sex machine
This is typical in North American server.
as they always say, the real noobs talk the most shit. they are trying to compensate.
And idra. Don't go full idra.
"U NOOB?" - i mean you guys are bronze, which is the noob league lol
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This protoss is at least gold
Alexandr Belov your point? bronze league heroes isnt just bronze league.
definitely not. blinking all your stalkers forward like that is a sure sign of bronze league. Still miles ahead of his ally.
Poor Protoss
this guy is so meen to his teemate :p
WPM won!!! #BronzeLeagueHeroes
dsexmachine
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I hope Dsexmachine is getting beaten up at school everyday with that kind of behaviour
HAAHA!!!!!
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Stealing Huskys original content for your own.
I'd almost consider that a valid comment if it weren't for the fact that Husky hasn't produced any material in about 2 years.
Ok? Call it something else. It's not original and just looks stupid and pathetic.
Doing shit like this is why your channel isnt going to grow.
Tony614 lol thats sad. Completely unrelated, unless I insulted your boyfriend? Its sad that people like you defend others for lack of originality.
CodiakLBJfan ah yes, the common internet troll, existing to make people who are sensitive very angry. or youre just unaware, becuase winter has credited husky and in fact done it in honor of him.
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Shut the fuck yo