"I heard one day During a mission, a 500kg bomb missed General Brasch. Instead of getting upset, he picked it up, carried it to the Factory Strider, and casually finished it off with his P-4 Senator. The bomb? He kept it as a trophy." "I respect the General."
I've heard a lot about the general evidently, a Factory Strider once managed to land a hit on the General after 5 days of agonizing pain; the Strider died with that being said; some divers belive the General has already died several times, but has yet to be informed of it, for even death fears him
honestly? yeah, he's almost certainly "died" many times over, but Death simply refuses to claim such a mighty and noble defender of Liberty and Managed Democracy.
My grandpappy once saw General Brasch tie the main gun of a Cyborg Siege Mech into a the shape of a giraffe, while the mech was trying to shoot him with it.
I met John hlHelldiver in a bot blitz mission on difficulty 9. He agreed to autograph my cape but unfortunately he never extracted due to weather related difficulties. He made it back to the ship on his own, no doubt by some Super Ingenuity. This happened 2 days ago.
I met General Brasch. He was farming super credits on Trandor. Elusive, he is. But I guess he prefers not to spend the time setting his destroyer to “private”. He’s a nice guy when ya get to know him, and the living proof that anyone with the right determination and skills can become a hero like no other… *You too, can be like Brasch.* BRASCH TACTICS! Use ‘em, or die trying!
I remember back in the first galactic war, me and my troops felt the ground tremble, so we looked for cover. Suddenly, a shock wave flies at us, destroying everything in its path. Luckily we were safe, and this mission was completed. I thought it to be an ICBM too close to our location, but me and my troops see Brasch, standing there, rubbing his nose. We hear on the coms, "Bless you, Brasch".
If semi-official documents can be trusted, the general was trained by Platon I. All official documents about Platon I have been lost in the Europa incident in 2142
I Heard that general Brasch once cleared a Mega nest with a constitution with 5 bullets left, gás grenades and with a Broken arm After he was done he had 4 bullets left
Wait, I'm a veteran of the first war, and I'm still fighting the enemies of Super Earth in the second war. When do I get the whole "mythical hero" status? (Jokes aside, I would love it if SES could make a video highlighting the achievements of my comrades of the first galactic war, it would mean a lot to this veteran Helldiver)
While i heard the RUmor of John Helldiver being the SOn of the legendary General Brasch my personal Theory is That John received Special training directly under Brasch, far more difficult than our Base training in order to ensure John could become a War Hero Like Brasch did
General Brasch spends his time off giving forehead kisses to newborn babies. Doing so automatically enlists them into the SEAF. These little tiny recruits are affectionatlely referred to as "Ankle-Divers"
Hearing about the general and his exploits are genuinely amazing, but the one thing that makes him a true role model to me where his Brasch Tactics videos. I was a young cadet, struggling against fighting the evil Automaton scourge. I saw his video on “cover” play on my Super Destroyer and . Thanks to him, I am able to handle myself against the evil toasters just fine. My success rate has increased, and my morale and democracy have never been the same since.
What a family of heroes. Both him and his son are truly Legends. It is also said that General Brasch has a niece called Rachel “Liberum” Brasch, a newly appointed Colonel.
We had a replica of the legendary diving board installed onto the SES Song of Judgement. It took us some time and multiple crew to figure out that there obviously had to be an atmospheric force field over the hole for it to work properly. Our democracy officer really wasn’t happy about the paper work that day.
My grandfather Also served under Brasch when he was still a Sargent The only thing he compliant was that he was só good on what he did that It made his squad feel like dead weight
One of my Helldivers aboard the Sentinel of Twilight knows Brash personally. Supposedly, Brash once punched a hulk in its faceplate so hard it had the force of a unsafe charged rail gun shot.
General Brasch once crawled into a Bug Breach. He returned with the head of the Bile Titan, that was running from him. I‘ve also heard rumours that General Brasch, along with John Helldiver, is an of come of the legendary Chuck Norris! I don’t know if that is true, but it would surely not surprise me.
Although I am not a helldiver, merely a super citizen, I heard that when General Brasch walks into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on the dark flees in fright
In order to save super earth some funding general brasch doesn't have a pelican on his super destroyer. He just rides icbms up and jumps off them to land on his super destroyer. He's such a generous soul.
When I went through hell diver training on Mars hearing his voice nearly brought me to tears. But I knew that I had to steal my resolved because super Earth needed me and you can't Crush Liberty's enemies if you can't see.
Well i feel sorry for the poor idiot who tries kidnapping brasch OR john helldiver, the moment they do is the moment the SEAF comes in to wipe the board
This is John ‘lagsalot’ Helldiver from the Helldumbers speaking, I can agree that a lot of what was said about general brasch and John Helldiver are correct, I am the son of John Helldiver himself and our Leader General ‘Idiotic’ Brasch is the son of general brasch, We continue to fight for Democracy and Super earth!
If I may be so bold but having just learned of the MooDeng accords, I must ask if we will see a Harambe defense order to protect super gorillas from unjust treatment without due process? I feel that Harambe was a loyal super citizen and his execution was a grave injustice that must never happen again. Knowing that General Brasch cares for our super fauna makes me hopeful that his memory will receive justice.
I believe that the Brasch we have now is a descendant of the one in the first galactic war, and that general brasch is not 100+ years old, and now the greatly illustrious super earth has discovered how to keep the current one immortal so instead of this one’s descendant taking the same name like last time, he bestowed upon the name “John Helldiver”
Chaosdiver here, we were doing a “supply run” and we saw brash doing an inspection of the mechs. And by inspections, we mean picking them up like they were made out of cardboard. We turned right around and went home that day
this reminds me of my dad oh the stories he told he was in a squad with john joey and jason and his name being james but he retired after joey and jason died and john was left alone from 4 Js to 1
General brasch hands out his shield backpack. While super earth, no for 10 star generals and up. All LVL 130's + crying in pain as there deserved backpacks are taken away
I heard that when General Brasch left home, he told his father he was now the man of the house I also heard that Brasch himself could end the war, but he had to leave something for the current generation to train with in case he is no longer available to be deployed
thinking about the shield inccident, lore and contentwise. it would be really cool if they added more progression to the guns and the ship it self, like in the First Galatic war. to be more specific: We already have the lore, the shield generator are very srtrong, but reserved only to 10 star generals, now we need the contend. we Add progression, so the player can upgrade it in different ways. jsut an Ideia(this ideias could bne worth to expand into the other guns and startagems btw, thinka bt it)
"I heard one day During a mission, a 500kg bomb missed General Brasch. Instead of getting upset, he picked it up, carried it to the Factory Strider, and casually finished it off with his P-4 Senator. The bomb? He kept it as a trophy."
"I respect the General."
I stick to John Helldiver being Brash’s son, who changed his name to avoid special treatment.
@@eternity303. That's me I'm John helldiver and no he not my father I wish lol
@@caeldovah6635 nuh uh im retconning you
General Brasch once killed 10 factory striders with a smoke grenade
He didn't even need to throw it, he just scared them into dying because he's so intimidating
Actually it was with a pencil
@@redwarriorOG eh, that was John helldiver
And then he threw the grenade
Exactly
I've heard a lot about the general
evidently, a Factory Strider once managed to land a hit on the General
after 5 days of agonizing pain; the Strider died
with that being said; some divers belive the General has already died several times, but has yet to be informed of it, for even death fears him
honestly? yeah, he's almost certainly "died" many times over, but Death simply refuses to claim such a mighty and noble defender of Liberty and Managed Democracy.
My grandpappy once saw General Brasch tie the main gun of a Cyborg Siege Mech into a the shape of a giraffe, while the mech was trying to shoot him with it.
I met John hlHelldiver in a bot blitz mission on difficulty 9. He agreed to autograph my cape but unfortunately he never extracted due to weather related difficulties. He made it back to the ship on his own, no doubt by some Super Ingenuity. This happened 2 days ago.
He ordered Pelican-2 to pick him up.
@@panachevitznah, he grappled into pelican 1 before it left
@yigityildirim9877 he found his drop pod and made ascend back to the ship
Man I love General brasch I heard that death had a near brasch experience once
I met General Brasch. He was farming super credits on Trandor. Elusive, he is. But I guess he prefers not to spend the time setting his destroyer to “private”. He’s a nice guy when ya get to know him, and the living proof that anyone with the right determination and skills can become a hero like no other… *You too, can be like Brasch.*
BRASCH TACTICS! Use ‘em, or die trying!
Brash’s security detail is to protect citizens from his glare.
General brash once shouted "DIE" at a factory strider, and in less than a second it exploded that and anything socalist in a 3 mile radius
I remember back in the first galactic war, me and my troops felt the ground tremble, so we looked for cover. Suddenly, a shock wave flies at us, destroying everything in its path. Luckily we were safe, and this mission was completed. I thought it to be an ICBM too close to our location, but me and my troops see Brasch, standing there, rubbing his nose. We hear on the coms, "Bless you, Brasch".
even sneezes are too powerful when it comes to dealing with brasch X3
If semi-official documents can be trusted, the general was trained by Platon I.
All official documents about Platon I have been lost in the Europa incident in 2142
Still mad at SE for letting that loss of data happen
I mean seriously, who TF stores a data centre on an ICE MOON
@@majinplaton yeah. really doesnt make sense
I heard the DSS Orbital Blockade is just General Brasch parking his personal Super Destroyer near a planet
I heard that to.
I Heard that general Brasch once cleared a Mega nest with a constitution with 5 bullets left, gás grenades and with a Broken arm
After he was done he had 4 bullets left
How can his arm be broken. This is genaral Brasch we are talking about
@@inm3351 he broke it in front of a bot as an intimidation tactic
@inm3351 His arm Broke because of How much he was carrying his army with Just one arm
Wait, I'm a veteran of the first war, and I'm still fighting the enemies of Super Earth in the second war. When do I get the whole "mythical hero" status? (Jokes aside, I would love it if SES could make a video highlighting the achievements of my comrades of the first galactic war, it would mean a lot to this veteran Helldiver)
When Brasch deploys, bot patrols receive the message, "Warning you are in range of general Brasch."
While i heard the RUmor of John Helldiver being the SOn of the legendary General Brasch my personal Theory is That John received Special training directly under Brasch, far more difficult than our Base training in order to ensure John could become a War Hero Like Brasch did
General Brasch spends his time off giving forehead kisses to newborn babies. Doing so automatically enlists them into the SEAF. These little tiny recruits are affectionatlely referred to as "Ankle-Divers"
Hearing about the general and his exploits are genuinely amazing, but the one thing that makes him a true role model to me where his Brasch Tactics videos.
I was a young cadet, struggling against fighting the evil Automaton scourge. I saw his video on “cover” play on my Super Destroyer and . Thanks to him, I am able to handle myself against the evil toasters just fine. My success rate has increased, and my morale and democracy have never been the same since.
What a family of heroes. Both him and his son are truly Legends. It is also said that General Brasch has a niece called Rachel “Liberum” Brasch, a newly appointed Colonel.
We had a replica of the legendary diving board installed onto the SES Song of Judgement. It took us some time and multiple crew to figure out that there obviously had to be an atmospheric force field over the hole for it to work properly.
Our democracy officer really wasn’t happy about the paper work that day.
Brash's personal sidearm is not a Senator, it is The President. A one of a kind heavy armor penetration pistol. He has two.
A weapon so advanced, only one was able to be made. But the general wanted 2. So he built the other one during a single planetfall.
@@zer0her048 Statement certified by the Ministry of Truth.
My father was a good friend of brash, and I’ll always use brash as a example of what I should do
My grandfather Also served under Brasch when he was still a Sargent
The only thing he compliant was that he was só good on what he did that It made his squad feel like dead weight
You could replace "Chuck Norris" with "General Brash", and the jokes would still perfectly make sense.
One of my Helldivers aboard the Sentinel of Twilight knows Brash personally. Supposedly, Brash once punched a hulk in its faceplate so hard it had the force of a unsafe charged rail gun shot.
Must have been holding back
As a Helldiver myself who once served in a misson with General Brasch, I saw him kill 3 factory striders with one rocket from a Recoilles Rifle.
Which misfired
General Brasch once threw a bullet at 18 Automaton gunships they all fell to the ground exploding while taking out everything on the map.
I once heard that General Brasch beat a charger in a head on collision
General Brasch once killed 5 bile titans with a railgun.
Then he reloaded.
I heard that General Brasch kills 50 Bile Titans using nothing but a Constitution Rifle's Bayonet.
General Brasch once crawled into a Bug Breach.
He returned with the head of the Bile Titan, that was running from him.
I‘ve also heard rumours that General Brasch, along with John Helldiver, is an of come of the legendary Chuck Norris! I don’t know if that is true, but it would surely not surprise me.
Although I am not a helldiver, merely a super citizen, I heard that when General Brasch walks into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on the dark flees in fright
In order to save super earth some funding general brasch doesn't have a pelican on his super destroyer. He just rides icbms up and jumps off them to land on his super destroyer. He's such a generous soul.
Exactly saving the average super citizen their tax dollars
@@SuperEarthSalute *tax super credits*
General Brasch once got bitten by a scavenger terminid. After 5 excruciating days of pain, the terminid died.
When I went through hell diver training on Mars hearing his voice nearly brought me to tears. But I knew that I had to steal my resolved because super Earth needed me and you can't Crush Liberty's enemies if you can't see.
General Brasch doesn't use a Hellpod.....he IS the Hellpod.
I heard General Brasch liberated two planets with one hellbomb.
Love these long stories, these are great
When Death came for him, General Brasch forced Death to take the Helldiver recruitment course.
Death didn’t pass…
Well i feel sorry for the poor idiot who tries kidnapping brasch OR john helldiver, the moment they do is the moment the SEAF comes in to wipe the board
Love the Chuck Norris style stories for Brasch.
SES being the beacon of truth again and giving us helldivers much needed morale boost with facts about General Brasch.
We released the Terminids to keep general Brasch busy
Some say Brasch is a one man army. That is factually incorrect. Brasch has fought 3 armies and won. So an army is 1/3 Brasch.
- Ministry of Truth
For General Brasch!
Brasch reminds me of "Cadet" Zim from starship troopers.
This is John ‘lagsalot’ Helldiver from the Helldumbers speaking, I can agree that a lot of what was said about general brasch and John Helldiver are correct, I am the son of John Helldiver himself and our Leader General ‘Idiotic’ Brasch is the son of general brasch, We continue to fight for Democracy and Super earth!
We know him and in the HDVRC we have seen John helldiver in the field.
General brash is soo amazing 🥹
Brasch's rifle fires 380mm shells.
Fun fact: General Brasch doesn’t use a hellpod. The flag of Super Earth is enough
General Brasch doesn't use hellpods, he *jumps* out of the Destroyer with a diving board
Brasch made it to retirement, and re-enlisted.
Twice.
The "Call of Duty"? I think you meant "Freedom to serve Democracy & Super Earth"
The hell is a hippo is this some type of code name for a hell diver faction
a Stalker once bit Brasch.
by the next day, the Terminid colony was gone
@@Mrdonotknow5 The next day? It was gone by lunchtime
@@doodlehates_uttp lol
9:18 why eat some fried charger legs 😂
The Coalition shall remember him as a true hero
General Brasch for President 💪
If I may be so bold but having just learned of the MooDeng accords, I must ask if we will see a Harambe defense order to protect super gorillas from unjust treatment without due process?
I feel that Harambe was a loyal super citizen and his execution was a grave injustice that must never happen again. Knowing that General Brasch cares for our super fauna makes me hopeful that his memory will receive justice.
Super dicks out for Harambe.
Ran a mission with a player named General Brasch.
He wasn't very good.
General Brash is just the human reincarnation of Karl (not that Karl is dead, of course)
Thumbnail is giving me Black Ops 1 cover vibes. Probably inspired by it.
I hear General Brasch can take out an entire Filthy bot fortress with one bullet.
Doesn’t even need to shoot it. He just flicks it.
I believe that the Brasch we have now is a descendant of the one in the first galactic war, and that general brasch is not 100+ years old, and now the greatly illustrious super earth has discovered how to keep the current one immortal so instead of this one’s descendant taking the same name like last time, he bestowed upon the name “John Helldiver”
The mysteries of Super Earth are many and varied, and the story of General Brasch is no different!
I'm talkin about Brash Tactics!
Chaosdiver here, we were doing a “supply run” and we saw brash doing an inspection of the mechs. And by inspections, we mean picking them up like they were made out of cardboard. We turned right around and went home that day
A wise choice
this reminds me of my dad oh the stories he told he was in a squad with john joey and jason and his name being james but he retired after joey and jason died and john was left alone from 4 Js to 1
8:50 that's just @MarvelousShenanigans footage. Where's his credit? Does this channel only steal and misrepresent?
I fought with his grandson he was a legend and I can only imagine how legendary he is
They say Brasch has fathered over 10,000 Helldivers
@ wow
I heard he has a colt 1911 and he somehow killed a enemy warship with it
FOR SUPEREARTH!!!!
I heard that General Brasch once wrestled a factory strider. And made it tap out.
General Brash is who I, General Heatwave, look up too and wish to be one day🫡
Brash can’t touch people because it would send them to super heaven
Full liberty salute ses,well done!
13 seconds is crazy
I used to think being a crackshot with a Recoilless Rifle was good. Brasch is amazing and puts all to shame. I hope to one day serve with him!
John is my favourite Helldiver!
FOR THE EMPEROR
Wrong game, buddy
@@Theironhunter15FOR THE GOD PRESIDENT!!!!
@@SEAF_Democracy_Officer 🫡🫡
General brasch hands out his shield backpack.
While super earth, no for 10 star generals and up.
All LVL 130's + crying in pain as there deserved backpacks are taken away
I saw general brasch kill a factory strider with a bayonet charge, it was wild
The legend himself
Why didn’t this game won the gory award?
3:35 its almost like that light was made to inspire
My friends once saw John Helldiver in Darktide
For super earth and the omnissiah!
Orbital Railcannon strike? No Helldiver, thats just the General jumping off his ship from low orbit. No hellpod required. Ive heard he never misses.
1 min ago is wild
I once saw General Brasch take out a bile titan with a single throwing knife.
4:57 John’s so powerful that Brasch is a weak point enemies use to get to him
I found John Helldiver on the field once hoping to run into general Brasch one day
Know that planet we had to turn into a black hole? Yeah, I heard General Brasch made the zero point his living quarters
Brasch don't fly in a super destroyer. He flies in THE Super Destroyer.
I heard that when General Brasch left home, he told his father he was now the man of the house
I also heard that Brasch himself could end the war, but he had to leave something for the current generation to train with in case he is no longer available to be deployed
Brasch hand raised a Termanid Bile Titan. His name is Spot.
I heard that Brash eats literal fire for breakfast and has a robotic arm from trying to save his brother.
I hear that both Brasch and John once touched a Bile Titan... And after five painful seconds... The whole Bug infestation on the planet died!
thinking about the shield inccident, lore and contentwise. it would be really cool if they added more progression to the guns and the ship it self, like in the First Galatic war. to be more specific: We already have the lore, the shield generator are very srtrong, but reserved only to 10 star generals, now we need the contend. we Add progression, so the player can upgrade it in different ways. jsut an Ideia(this ideias could bne worth to expand into the other guns and startagems btw, thinka bt it)
For super earth!