Druski Teaches Theo Von How To Charm a Black Woman
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- Опубликовано: 21 мар 2024
- Excerpt from This Past Weekend #489 | Druski
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The look of confusion on Druski when Theo says vaping at night 😂
😂 💯
I can't tell if Theo is just fkn with him, and he ain't quite got it yet, or what.
🎉
And when he says the letter s
Ahhaha I caught that 😂😂
Theo: She look like the letter s bruh
Producer: 👉🏽S
Thanks man lmao
Bro describing Trogdor for a bit there
for real. bruh came in clutch.
The way that bit of Sesame Street took me out.
It was for our brothers out here not exactly remembering the alphabet
Kinda safe to assume Theos fans need visual clues/ques
Be honest you got confused for a sec before the S popped up didn't you?
“ u gotta be assertive not too much you know how yall get “ 😂 he snuck that shit in there 😂 Theo can’t escape his civil war looking head 😅
Kinda Prejudice unless He was being funny
@@MentalDeviantit's a comedy podcast this ain't ahh geezz gosh sensitive people
@@MentalDeviant I'm white and i thought it was hilarious
😂😂😂
@@MentalDeviantI’m white as wonderbread man 😂
“Not too assertive, you know how y’all get” 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂❤
none of that turn back the clock shit 😂😂
The little things Theo says
..”as long as she’s not vaping at night”
Wtf 😂
I'm still thinking about that 😂😂😂😂
He have an issue with that, probably something from his drug days
Ig cuz he sees as smoking should have a cut off time like drinking should
The look druski gives after he says that is comedy gold
I think he could mean that he wants to kiss her at night and wouldn’t want her breath to be Smokey but that is a space jam stretch 💀
We need a buddy cop movie with these two 😂😂
YES
That would be one of the best chemistry recipe
just let them Roll with the vibe, let them improvise most of the movie
As a blk woman the ultimate turn off is when a yt guy tries to act like a brotha when approaching me. Also, don’t listen to guys like druski
Black women don't describe themselves as "blk". Nice try weirdo that's trying to cosplay as a black person online.
Girl, agreed! Do not listen to Druski. Lmao
I'll translate for yall sistas. "They want a want you white boys to throw a lil bit of that 1800 assertiveness in there, a lil slave play...a lil beneath me activity"
Cmon he was right about not mentioning the luggage though right?
I was gonna say let me see some of the women this works with lol
You 2 have a sick ass vibe together. A whole seperate podcast with u 2 would fuckin kill it .
Unfortunately I think druski makes too much money for his own podcast.
I noticed that too! Like friends since they were youngsters. Lol
I WOULD LOVE THAT
Pisces and Scorpio energy
He low key setting him up 😂 like you better wave and say lovely
Waving is weird lmao. Druski was right
Lovely is such a sexy word for a man to describe me as 🥰 not “damn you bad as hell” 🤢🤢
this dudes face when he's trying to imagine the weird shit theo is saying is funnier than the shit theo is saying lmaooooo
Yeah you can see him rolling his eyes up to his brain..to try and visualize that stuff Theo is getting on with. Hahaha
"not the turn back the clock shi"
"not the 1800s...2012 and up"
LMAOOOOO
"At long as she's not vaping at night" lmao for real Theo that girl can't be having no panic attack looking for her vape in my apartment bruh. I ain't tryin to see that level of depravity.
😂😂
…but sometimes…
it’s worth it 😉😏😈
I’d love being called lovely. Don’t listen to this man. Is he in a happy relationship with a black woman? I wouldn’t respond to someone saying I was fine as hell. 😒
Well you are lovely...so there ya go 😉💚
Seriously, if I was in a car and a man said that too me, I’d raise the window and put it in tint mode and drive away, versus someone saying something along the first line Theo said…actually I think those are both true stories
@@roxannaramirez929 not sure my poor ass knows what you mean when you say, put it in tint mode. Is that a feature on cars now, like those all glass bathrooms that fog over when the door shut.
@@johnsonjj117 I don't know if it's a feature but I think with all the tech out these days it would be. Maybe on some expensive cars. Not mine in real life
Druski doesnt sound like he knows how to talk to women either... Don't listen to that Theo, please!!! hahahahahah
😂😂😂😂 ikr lol... I'm listening like...... wtf is he talking about????
He gave that “where’s my hug” type energy with that advice
“You like fine as hell with all that luggage” hahahahaha
You can absolutely say lovely! That is better than fine as hell. ❤
He's talking about a specific type of black woman as if thats the only type.
Do you really think saying "lovely" to Sexyy Red would do the trick?
@@disguiseddv8ant486yes. It would immediately make you stand out and she’s a fuckin woman ain’t she? You rather be like every other dude or the one who says different things in different ways??
Ngl “lovely” is a cheat code. Girls never hear it these days and there’s something soft and genuine about it that really, really gets them
Depends on the woman.
Lol, he’s teaching him how to get at the more aggressive ones not the nice ones he wants. Don’t listen Theo! just be yourself.
Dawg when they simultaneously hit that “na-na-nuh-naaaa” I lost it. 😂
Hahaha that was sick bro
For real I’m about to tune that shit up now
What song is that
@@bobbysingh3602 it’s “Make em say Uhh” by Master P 😊
Theo -As long as she's not vaping at night...
Dru-🤨
I made that same face at the same time 🤣🤣 At night? Why the night?
😅 perfect emoji
I like Theo exactly as he is. He's funny. He's honest and he's empathic. Nothing wrong with saying lovely, nice black girls don't need to hear fine af.
That’s cause most black girls are 🤢
I agree. Lovely. Beautiful. 🤎
I also agree that saying it twice means you just wanna f---, but I would think that if the guy said it once, so... 😅
@@MsTaLaiahthe guy just wants to fuck no matter what he is coming out his mouth. He aint thinking about building a family with a booty he just saw 5 seconds ago, those thoughts happen way later.
@@MsTaLaiah" but I would think that if the guy said it once, so... " I know right? 😅
Being your authentic self is always the way to go.. with any woman of any type or race!
He wasnt lying he grew up with brothers he has soul! 😅
People saying he fabricates all his stories but… then they all end up seeming spot on down the line 😂
That’s that Louisiana spice.
Ugh
If Bill Burr can snag a sister, so can Theo. xD
He got the worst kind that cucked him and took his balls.
Theo is a way better looking man though😂
Actually I'm kinda surprised Theo doesn't date a nice non smoking black woman.
Hahaha 😂
Hes not chill like that
But sexyred might call back
“None of that turn back the clock shit” was gold
If you want to attract a black girl you need to be clear in your intrest. Both white boys and black girls think the other is not into them so you need to nake it clear. Also never try to be black and even if you have some traits in the way you talk, whiten them up a little. Black girls who are into white boys wanr a white boy, not a pale skinned black boy.
And all the normal things apply. Be confident. Don't act like a girl like that won't be into you and be honest. 100% of the shots you don't take miss. At the end of the day, if she is in to you, you will have success, if she isn't, you can learn and improve from that experience.
You mean to tell me black people walk a certain way? Huh…. Who woulda thought. Let me guess, they act a certain way too.
Yeah, I have no corrections to make. You gave great advice. Can't emphasize enough to be direct. We don't do wishy-washy.
How bout we're not a pair of sneakers!!!!
Stick to what u know theo
We're goid!
Thx
Ugh
@@sensis8036 what???
@@lukemurray4950 Have you Heard some of the comments Theo makes with other white dudes about black women????
The nerve!
Generalizing about how they ate in bed??
They can keep their trash locker rm talk to themselves! Its offensive to be objectified and spoken of as if to say hes a prize and we should be happy that hes WILLING to be with us on a date gtfoh pls!!!
Slave master mentality on these whyte boys I swear
Never in my wildest dreams would I imagine Theo singing classic Tevin Campbell songs LOL
All over the radio 1990's New Orleans.
Black folks fall for anything. Always getting bamboozled 💯
What song was that he was singing?
@@peekaboots01 "Can We Talk". Look it up its a classic.
@@peekaboots01Song: Can We Talk
By: Tevin Campbell
Thats some Advanced level Larry david/Leon from both parties
“She looked at me twice”
I feel that one
These 2 might just need to start there own podcast together 😂 this shit too good
“She looked like the letter S bruh” 😂😂😂
That man said play it on his phone😂😂
I love Theo and always thought he was at his best when he could bounce random thoughts off someone who would tee him up instead of going on his own rant. That's why I was such a King and the Sting fan. Every time I see a clip of Theo/Druski I can't help but smile just knowing Mr. "What do you mean by that?" is literally the perfect dance partner.
He lost me when he said she look like the letter S lmao bro what
😂
Me too 😂
He meant she got em curves in all the right places.
Top hump is titties and the bottom hump is booty. Side profile image.
She got curves lol
lol as an actual black woman…never listen to Dru, he’s a great comedian but everything he says should be taken as pure entertainment and jokes. Please don’t approach me like he said to, I will run
Theo has soul! Always have always will!
I really hope Theo finds true love and a happy life, he is such a genuine dude with a big heart, trying to give us all a good time ❤
3:30 “maybe I play that on my phone”
I hung around for the second look,it still counts!😂
Druski tryin to bait Theo into saying Sexy Red is ratchet....'whats nice?' Although she be doing some questionable things, she was his guest and he keeps respectful.
Also howling at the Tevin Campbell singing😂😂😂
That interview gave me a whole different perspective of her
Having the music play through the bag check is a brilliant ice breaker! Taking notes!
dude's voice reminds me so much of bernie mac. miss bernie so much damn...
The face on him trying to think like Theo haha God love him!!
You two mesh together so well. Lol
Bring the master p energy 😂
MAKE EM SAY UUUUHHHHHHHHH
3:31 "And then I play that on my phone" 😂
Whole new respect for Theo
Great convo, but can't say I agree with the pick-up advice. I would never have told a girl she was fine off rip. That's implied by the fact you're asking her out. After you get her contact, you can leave her with the compliments just to add some flavor. Same approach irregardless of race or ethnicity if you're talking to a nice girl in a nice environment.
Thank you yes!!
He has been mis- directed what he said "lovely" was fine. We don't expect all men to act the same. That's part of the problem everyone acting the same... Show Your real personality because we ladies are also not all the same.
Thanks!
Theo has got the imagery part of his absurdist humor locked in. Swimming upstream on the TSA machine is funny af.
These 2 are gold together
Theo can rap
Love this duo always funny asf🤣
Theo needs a black girl for real. Some of the best kitty.
wtf 😭
These two just need their own show
LOVE THAT JAM!!!!
Every visual example Theo throws out Druski replies “yeah” and then stares in confusion
Assertive is a fire lane
"I'm tryna imagine that"
😂😂😂
Theo is so fuckin funny forever lmao
Theo hilarious bruh 😂😂😂
Theo Turnin up to the song was hilarious 😂😂😂
Every video of a nice black guy teaching a nice white guy how to charm a nice black girl has to end with them singing together ☺❣
These 2 need a movie. ASAP😂😂😂
“I’m a modern day soldier brother” pure poetry
We need a druski x Theo pod
funniest theo guest imo
Theo von is a certified brotha
These guys have chemistry for days.
Theo knowing the beginning to “ make ‘em say ugh “ turnt me up 😭🤣 I’m the colonel of this mf Tankkk !!
Rich people teeth are crazy.
“2012 and up”💀
Bwahahaha!! You two need to team up more often.. 😂
Theo a real 1 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sensational!
Theo doesn’t have to say anything, he’s already got most of us women!
They aint never gonna find a girlfriend. LOL
from 2012 and up is crazy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao @ the caption and the first minute of this video
*THE UNEXPECTED HARD AZZ LAUGH I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED* !!! 😂 Wooo
“I’m the cornel of this mafuckin tank!”
I'm listening more now than I ever have in church
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Make em say uhhh. Theo Von, a true OG
2:04 really sent me!😆
The No Limit synced up 🫡
😂😂 This is funny as shit 😆
“Turn back the clock”. lol
Was not expecting the harmony at the end😂😂. Ayeee i rock with it tho
Theo is the cutest
3:55 He even knows the choreo😂😂
Bro when they stuck up the S with eyes when Theo said “she looked like the letter “S,” I about pissed myself.
The same exact way you charm white women. . . be yourself and be kind.
Come on with the Come on, THEO!!!! 🍫 ❤ 🍫 I’m here for it!
Love the impromptu Tevin Campbell sing along 😂
The master p flashback. 😂😂😂
'It still counts'
😂y’all clownin
“No, you don’t play it”
Druski Mac? Awesome voice! 👍🇨🇦🤙
The way I started singing along when they started singing can we talk 😂
I love how all the sistas are checking in on the comments 🤣😂
I feel ya dawg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂