"Absolute kinography" -Andrei Tarkovsky "My favorite film since The Anvil Hoarder" -Alfred Hitchcock "Mwaaahaaaa the /tv/ memes havealwaysbeencelebratedfortheirexcellence" -Orson Welles
So we've got CIA, "Big Guy" Bane, Dr. Pavel, Masketta Man, Stannis "The Mannis" Baratheon, Brandon "Just" Fraizer, Christian "American Psycho" Bale and Palp Daddy Palpatine among others in a star studded film about fucking with reality. Sounds like one hell of a ride
The only 2 things this is missing to be the ultimate /tv/ video is the True Lies strip scene and "BIG BLACK DINGUS". But still impressive feat. Glad you added Problem Child 2 this time.
I had actually started working that into the next trailer before I decided it sucked ass and wasn't worth the effort. Then I did Central Intelligence instead, which was much more applicable. For you.
I'm reminded of Jeff Goldblum's character in Jurassic Park. "You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should."
+yrulaughing418 imagine be missa in da scene and hav to be all likein "damn,eopie,yousa bombad okeeday,all sexy with yousa hairless body and horrific androgynous monster face.missa can total has sex with yousa,both missa character and da real missa.whena all missa real wanna doin is doo-doo another 16 year old gungan in missa dress room.likein serious imagine hav to be missa and no on sit in da chair while da cow flaunts her disgust fart hole in front of yousa,da favorable light great reveal her stretchmarks and leathery skin,and just sit der,take after take,hour after hour,while she bombad da fart.no on hav to tolerata her monstrous doo-doo visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she s still gotin it and damn,herbivores native toda planet tatooine look likein da?because thesa re no da ones who has to sit der watch her lengthy doo-doo gremlin face contort into types of grimaces yousa didn t even know exist before da day.yousa ve been doo-doo noth but a healthy diet of anakin s boy fronty doo-doo and later alleg rape victims for yousa entire career com straight out of da boonies in naboo.yousa ve never even seen anyth dis doo-doo disgust before,and now yousa swear yousa ganna tasta da sweat da s break out on her dimpl doo-doo as she sucka in to writhe it suggestive at yousa,smug assur da yousa enjoy da opportunity get paid to sit der and revel in her "statuesque (for da is what she calls herself)" beauty,da beauty she jobbin so hard for with personal farmers inda previous months.and then da director calls for another take,and yousa know yousa can kill every single person in dis room before da studio security can putin yousa down,but yousa sit der and endure,because yousa re doo-doo missa binks.yousa re no goin to nocomebackie yousa future political career over dis.just bear it.hide yousa face and bear it.
Synopsis: Seeyieyay (Aiden Gillan) and Bane (Tom Hardy) decide to make a mutual, though volatile alliance and assemble a ragtag team with the flight plan consisting of Smee, Seeyieyay's men, big guys and Masketta men, all of whom to help them find the elusive Dr Pavel. Little do the squad know that Seeyieyay and Bane had actually put their differences aside despite all their arguments about shooting men before throwing them from a plane and wearing masks; knowing that who they are doesn't matter, but what matters is their plan: To capture Dr Pavel and shift blame from themselves onto their squad for the kidnapping. Can the squad prevail and defeat Seeyieyay and Bane at their own game or will they be able to proceed to next step of their master plan?.......
After finding out that the audience to this movie's first night showing was the highest ranking officials of the Third Reich, the Basterds changed their master plans... and getting caught was part of it.
Ah what I refined piece of cinema, sadly I'll only be able to see it during a singles night due to my current relations status. None the less after checking my falcon in at the front and taking my shower I can't wait to hunker down in the handicapped section crablegs in hand experiencing this daring synthesis of society gender norms film.
![Baneposting Squad - Comic-Con First Look [HD]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iHlI3AKWRwE/mqdefault.jpg)
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"You're a big guy"
"FOR ME FOR ME FOR MEEEEEEEE"
Exquisite.
I was waiting for the "for you" after that.
"Absolute kinography" -Andrei Tarkovsky
"My favorite film since The Anvil Hoarder" -Alfred Hitchcock
"Mwaaahaaaa the /tv/ memes havealwaysbeencelebratedfortheirexcellence" -Orson Welles
Baneposting was EASILY the top meme of the 2010s.
For you
Top /tv/ meme at least
*Brendan Fraser*
"You're possessed by a witch."
*Rooney Mara*
"And she's just crazy."
Truly the extent of your genius is yet to be recognized.
it's like walking into a time capsule
Current year-2019 was the last time I was happy
no time capsule for me because this video is seared into my brain and only gets ingrained deeper every time I hear Bohemian Rhapsody
For some reason I thought about these videos again and yea that was a much better time.
So we've got CIA, "Big Guy" Bane, Dr. Pavel, Masketta Man, Stannis "The Mannis" Baratheon, Brandon "Just" Fraizer, Christian "American Psycho" Bale and Palp Daddy Palpatine among others in a star studded film about fucking with reality. Sounds like one hell of a ride
You also forgot Carmella "Shut the Door" Soprano
So the Big Guy Squad is
C.I.A.
Patrick Bateman
Brendan Fraser
Obi Wan
Bane
Quentin Tarantino
Drive
Paul Blart
Sheev
Junior Healy
Bam Magera
Stannis Baratheon
and tayne
Dale Cooper
to think they're all dead now
LOOKS LIKE MEMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
Jar Jar is the key to all of this
It's like poetry; it rhymes.
The only 2 things this is missing to be the ultimate /tv/ video is the True Lies strip scene and "BIG BLACK DINGUS". But still impressive feat. Glad you added Problem Child 2 this time.
I had actually started working that into the next trailer before I decided it sucked ass and wasn't worth the effort. Then I did Central Intelligence instead, which was much more applicable. For you.
The most ambitious crossover in film history
I miss pre-Sneed /tv/
Can’t believe it’s almost 7 since this masterpiece came out
You like queen?
"They're alright"
A real human bean
And a real big guy.
BRAVO NOLAN
I'm reminded of Jeff Goldblum's character in Jurassic Park. "You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should."
>all those failed memes
10/10, kino
You know you have hit the "BIG" time when Penn Jillette is baneposting.
That's the last fucking straw. I'm subscribing.
Greatest since the silent era
Bravo Nolan
>no "Isn't that the question of the day?"
+420bluntsmokerxXx or classic paul dano
There's an important /tv/ meme that's not included here: True Lies strip tease/"Imagine being Arnold"
+yrulaughing418 IMAGINE
+yrulaughing418 imagine be missa in da scene and hav to be all likein "damn,eopie,yousa bombad okeeday,all sexy with yousa hairless body and horrific androgynous monster face.missa can total has sex with yousa,both missa character and da real missa.whena all missa real wanna doin is doo-doo another 16 year old gungan in missa dress room.likein serious imagine hav to be missa and no on sit in da chair while da cow flaunts her disgust fart hole in front of yousa,da favorable light great reveal her stretchmarks and leathery skin,and just sit der,take after take,hour after hour,while she bombad da fart.no on hav to tolerata her monstrous doo-doo visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she s still gotin it and damn,herbivores native toda planet tatooine look likein da?because thesa re no da ones who has to sit der watch her lengthy doo-doo gremlin face contort into types of grimaces yousa didn t even know exist before da day.yousa ve been doo-doo noth but a healthy diet of anakin s boy fronty doo-doo and later alleg rape victims for yousa entire career com straight out of da boonies in naboo.yousa ve never even seen anyth dis doo-doo disgust before,and now yousa swear yousa ganna tasta da sweat da s break out on her dimpl doo-doo as she sucka in to writhe it suggestive at yousa,smug assur da yousa enjoy da opportunity get paid to sit der and revel in her "statuesque (for da is what she calls herself)" beauty,da beauty she jobbin so hard for with personal farmers inda previous months.and then da director calls for another take,and yousa know yousa can kill every single person in dis room before da studio security can putin yousa down,but yousa sit der and endure,because yousa re doo-doo missa binks.yousa re no goin to nocomebackie yousa future political career over dis.just bear it.hide yousa face and bear it.
What is the Guy screaming at 1:47 from?
@@mandrake6486 Chris Evans, during an interview where Jeremy Renner made an off-color joke.
@@misterbadguy7325 in the meantime i found out but anyway thanks king
I genuinely cannot listed to Bohemian Rhapsody anymore without thinking of this
Still a meme after 7 years. BRAVO NOLAN.
Still a meme after 12 years. BRAVO NOLAN.
now Bane I can get into
That subtle John Oliver at the end pointing at the date - pottery
1:28
pure kino
Simpler times
11/10, it's like a perfected version of the Comic-Con one.
Still just as good, six years later
"I guess we're now the *record scratch* Baneposting Sqaud"
BRAVO NOLAN
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I keep watching this every other week.
same
oh wow it was actually me who posted the original comment
Patrick Batman wouldn't let bane get away with breaking his back.
I miss those days.😔
Synopsis: Seeyieyay (Aiden Gillan) and Bane (Tom Hardy) decide to make a mutual, though volatile alliance and assemble a ragtag team with the flight plan consisting of Smee, Seeyieyay's men, big guys and Masketta men, all of whom to help them find the elusive Dr Pavel.
Little do the squad know that Seeyieyay and Bane had actually put their differences aside despite all their arguments about shooting men before throwing them from a plane and wearing masks; knowing that who they are doesn't matter, but what matters is their plan: To capture Dr Pavel and shift blame from themselves onto their squad for the kidnapping.
Can the squad prevail and defeat Seeyieyay and Bane at their own game or will they be able to proceed to next step of their master plan?.......
I understood that reference.
le current year man and green oval at the end had me in stiches 10/10
The Masketta Man is a hell of a big guy
For me
For me
For meeeeeeeeeemeeees
"Too late"
"OPEN THE GATE!"
Poetry
May Allah bless you for this video
What's your name again?
This needs a sequel
Whenever I hear this song irl, I think about the driver when the rock solo starts. Masterpiece 🤌
Good times
The best🥲
I want to go back bros. 😭
I cracked the hell up when CIA was introduced. Thank you.
re-shoot this and make this funnier
Oh god this made me so nostalgic... Over /tv/ of all fucking things
After finding out that the audience to this movie's first night showing was the highest ranking officials of the Third Reich, the Basterds changed their master plans... and getting caught was part of it.
This is a really good minimalist trailer, might hang it up on my wall.
Leo would surely win an Oscar for this.
>5 years ago
impossible
I'm so glad I can appreciate what this is.
The perfect meme.
Fabulous work familiarity. Ate en a haf owt ta ten.
possibly the greatest video ever made
Man, Batman V Superman and Captain America Civil War has NO CHANCE against these Big Guys!
wicked sense of humor
FOR ME
FOR ME
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH
lost it right there
0:49 I lost my shit hahahaha
The One True King of Memes
This was originally a TBS back-from-break TV spot
FOR SNEEEEEED
FOR SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
hell yeah i heard the "PIG FUCK!" line from The Master
This video is old enough to post on /v/.
God I love this video
Damn I didn’t you were cool like that.
I watch this video everyday
big guy, for you
Okay, this is kino.
God damn Sheev made me lose it
Absolute kino.
CLASSIC
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I'm so goddamn proud.
This appeals to my sensibilities
Ah what I refined piece of cinema, sadly I'll only be able to see it during a singles night due to my current relations status.
None the less after checking my falcon in at the front and taking my shower I can't wait to hunker down in the handicapped section crablegs in hand experiencing this daring synthesis of society gender norms film.
John Oliver at the very end was fucking perfect.
Like pottery
I love you big guys
It was a different time
Pretty good, but could use some more roon roon and guy fieri
thanks for making this big guy.
This is fucking incredible. A knee-slapper.
This is pure kino.
Russell Crowe's jam do it for me.
Pretty much got every big meme, except "my wife's son". My wife's son is disappointed he wasn't represented.
Ryuk45 actual /tv/ related memes only, so basically 90% of the board is left out
Upvotes to all of you xDDDD
Later Edit: Thanks for the gold stranger
What a ride
based lucas
That's quite a large membership for a squad.
Suddenly Sheev spin. 40keks
well meme'd friend. awasome editing too.
Missing some Bobby B
10/10 it was just okay.
you gotta show mad love to this
Common, it's the come on Year!!!
This is actually incredible.
/tv/ - official trailer
excellent
Wow, thank you for this
Oval at the end is a nice touch. You only missed out on I
i marathoned the first minute in this video and my wife's son is bored. does this get any better? or..umm